I heard that Spike has a crush on Rarity !!!!

Those flowers the bunnies ate... Uhmmmm. That was me... actually...

Derpy Hooves actually speaks perfect English and can have normal eyes, but loves attention.

Twilight secretly reads fictional love stories.

Scootaloo [?]is a chicken.]/?]

I heard Sweetie Belle is the best CMC.

Oh? Well I heard that sea serpent, Steven Magnet, likes to give neck rubs.

>>19128
That's not a secret!

Diamond Tiara just wants some real friends

I heard from somepony that Scootaloo is a pony.

Guys? Guys? I....I got my Cutie Mark monthes ago. I just wanted to be accepted by a group.

I like planes.

Celestia is actually REALLY nice and sweet.

Unbelievable, I know.

This pony wants to rule the world with his stylin' hat

*Fingers crossed*

>Apple jump eye spaghetti!
Oh derpy...

Haha I got one...

Rarity's natural hair color isn't Purple.

Spiderman is a pony

>>19137
Oh yes. Now I have some standing when I get around to writing that story...

>>19139
This one...

It's naturally light purple

I also heard that the Shadowbolts are actually better sports than the Wonderbolts.

>>19137
He's dating the Quill and Sofa man.

>>19144
QUILL SOFA x TOPHAT = OTP

Applejack has a secret orange farm

Some day I want to be just like RAINBOW DASH

Fluttershy's parents are Japanese.

>>19144
Irrefutable!

Remember that griffon, Gilda? Yeah, well she doesn't brush her teeth. EVER.

>>19145
Oh dear lord! WHAT ARE WE MAKING!?

Day 483 of my stay here in "Ponyville."
So far the operation has been a great success, now I must only wait until the next apple harvesting season for my plans to come to "fruit"ion.
Hahaha.
HAHAHA.

Pinkie actually wanted to continue being a rock farmer.

Fluttershy is a trap.

>>19149
Ugh... kind of wish this one wasn't true...it isn't if this is dubs, of course.

Twilight is currently reading the lies you are telling everypony right now, shocked at how terrible they are. Besides the ones that are true.

>>19154

It's true

Because she doesn't HAVE teeth

>>19154
>>19149
...Birds don't have teeth.

>>19155
How did she get internet acsess?

On the off chance this is a dub, Big Mac really likes mangos.

>>19155
Sorry, Twilight.

Dash always wished she was born a unicorn so that everypony would think she was smart and cool... that's why she dropped out of flight school as a kid. It took a long time, even after she pulled off a sonic rainboom, for her to accept that she would never be a great magician/scientist : (

>>19155
Uh... we're not spreading any idle gossip! Honest!

Twilight has a glasses fetish

>>19157

Dennis: We also have the bird with teeth.
Charlie: Wow, okay. And I'm assuming the teeth are fake, yes?
Dennis: Yes. Well they're not really human teeth if that's what you're asking
Charlie: No, I mean did you discover a bird with teeth in this fashion?
Dennis: That does not exist in nature.
Charlie: Okay, I'm not sure, but either way, good glue work.

Pinkie Pie has a secret rock garden in the basement of sugar cube corner, and she sits by it when she misses her family. And absolutely nothing else is in the basement of Sugar Cube Corner

>>19123
I have one.

Twilight Sparkle is a wizard

Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.

>>19162
I don't know if that proves or disproves anything but I enjoyed it.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake are homophobic

>>19157
>>19156

see:

>>19162

Rainbow Dash is colorblind

*listens off to the corner, scribbling into a notepad*

>>19162

You read my mind.

>>19165
Contrary to popular belief, the actual token filly fooler of the group is Applejack

AJ is on her third liver

Rainbow Dash tries on girly mane accessories when no pony else is around.

Did you hear? Big Mac used to look like this before he got plastic surgery!

Fluttershy doesn't like koalas

>>19175
"They're just so...grabby, and...and they sleep all day, and they aren't even that helpful to other creatures, I mean...I mean...*whimper*...don't hate me, Ponychan."

Angel Bunny is actually a real sweet heart, he just hates Fluttershy.

>>19168
o hey
you're back
where did you go?

>>19175

>>19175
>>19176
*le gasp!*

Alright, quick tally of true facts.

>Tophat wants to rule the world
>Tophat and Sofa Quill are dating
>Gilda has bad oral hygiene
>Twilight is currently reading the lies
>>19168 All true facts
>Fluttershy doesn't like koalas

>>19123
The Great and Powerful Trixie has her cutie mark decreased so she doesn't cause epileptic seizures due to its pure beauty

Spike isn't really a dragon.

I would love to save these facts for future use :3

Pinkie Pie snuck onto Sweet Apple Achors and stole several apples

Dashy ate the cupcakes and loved them.

Derpy is actually a spy undercover

>>19187
Is she Agent 86? If so, I'm not surprised.

Scootaloo is just my*Rainbow Dash* child, sent back in time from the future. my husband is a mystery to you all <3

>>19187
aaaaaand saved

>>19183
Spike is actually DAN BACKSLIDE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMtTHFEXLvU

Fluttershy knew what parasprites were the whole time and was trying to sabotage the princess' visit.

Dumb-bell isn't the bully. Rainbow Dash is.

twilight killed rainbow dash for the element of loyalty

>>19188
more like Agent 96 amirite?

>>19193
FFFFF- Come on now.

>>19187
Plausible.

>>19191
I WAS JUST KIDDING, RAINBOW DASH IS DAN BACKSLIDE

"THAN PINKIE MUST BE ALONE AN UNPRO-TECT-TED!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxvIbtJfM8&feature=related

Pinkie Pie is actually the town slut.

Rainbow Dash hates royalty.

Owloysius knows what you did.
Yeah, he's on to you.

>>19198
Pinkie-pie is actually Dan Green in disguise.

>>19197
Hark! It's the Apple family! Drat them. Double drat them! They are escorting Pinkie Pie. Random, funny Pinkie Pie. HOW I LOVE HER access to pranks. CONFOUND THAT APPLE FAMILY! OOH, HOW I HATE THEM! I HATE APPLEJACK! I HATE BIG MAC! AND I HATE APPLE BLOOM! THEY DRIVE ME TO POISON JOKE!

Spike has a severe addiction to the letters he sends to Celestia

Applejack wrote Cupcakes.

Twilight clops to humans

Oatmeal isn't crazy at all.

>>19206
What have you done?

>>19206
SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

>>19206
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19206
ABANDON THREAD!

>>19206

OH GOD

>>19206

>>19210
ABANDON BOARD!

>>19206
Sacrébleu!

>>19212
Image derp says ApplejackXRainbow Dash is trufax.

>>19206
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?

>>19206

"No! The oatmeal is crazy" the ponies shouted
Celestia said "No, ponies. You are the oatmeal"
And then ponies was oatmeal.

>>19208

Shot in the dark, but was that a pandemic reference?

Bloomberg never really loved AJ.

>>19212
>>19215
Oh wait a minute, I accidentally clicked the wrong pic

Still, that was dubs.

>>19206
EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW IS A LIE!

Pinkie Pie keeps a stuffed bear at night because the bear is the only one who understands her.

Granny Pie never exsisted; both her grandmothers were dead before Pinkie Pie was born. Grannie Pie was Pinkie Pie's imaginary friend, which helped her deal with the isolation she got from her parents and sisters.

Secret flank fun isn't actual secret. Nor fun.

PinkiexDash an actual, canon couple, and they've been together since the series began, we just have never seen it.

>>19225
heh, this

Rainbow Dash hates Fluttershy.

Princess Celestia needs to get laid.

Trixie tastes like Raspberry Lemonade

Andrew Hussie makes a cameo in season 2.

>>19228

Big time.

Twilight has an adult section in her library.

>>19232
Oh my.

>>19232

>>19232
The adult section refers to non-picture books.

>>19231
Maybe we can get Big Mac in the scene.

>>19232
"How to Flirt: A Beginners Guide."

Dubs says she uses that on, oh, let's say... Caramel?

>>19233
Wow... that wasn't at all the picture I wanted to post...
Rainbow Dash takes performance-enhancing drugs to stay so fast.

Fluttershy isn't really the world shhh champion.

>>19239
TRIPS
LE GASP

>>19239

>>19239
Trips!

What do they mean!?

Celestia actually sent Twilight to Ponyville to begin the Equestrian branch of NERV.

>>19239

Ha ha, oh wow! I've made two secrets true now.

Luna actually isn't just friends with Serge

Steven Magnet is actually a giant earthworm!

ARGH uses subliminal language in his posts

Fluttershy has ingested pony flesh.

Princess Celestia secretly has A large collection of silly hats



>>19245
owo

Rainbowdash goes down like the titanic To visit her sick parents whom she supports with a majority of her paycheck

Steven Magnet never loved Basil

>>19250
YES.

Rainbow Dash is straight as an arrow

Rarity is the paraspriting master.

>>19250
What a trooper!

Also, if dubbs, then Owlicious spiked the punch

>>19253
Sorry RD. I tried. At least no one knows those are tail extensions

Rarity is Equestria's marshmallow resource.

Every night, Apple Jack paints a fresh coat of paint over Apple Bloom's cutie mark to keep her from realizing her dream.

PIC IS CANON

ARGH never sleeps. He is watching you all. Always

Lauren Faust is a real life pony

>>19259
damn

IF DUBS ITS TRUE

>>19262
I AM GOD

>>19260
i knew that from constantly watching ARGH

>>19262

>>19259
IF DUBS, IS FALSE.

>>19266
Curses. Everything I say is a lie!

>>19266
IF DUBS CANNOT BE UNDONE

>>19268
Whos awesome?

Im awesome.

>>19268
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU! Also There's a portal to Equestria somewhere on earth.

>>19270
It's in my back yard, but I can only fit my pinky finger in.

Twilight touches her horn inappropriately at night.

Derpy actually has a serious medical condition.

>>19123

Zecora actually is an evil enchantress, and she does do evil dances!

ARGH knows where the secret portal is to Equestria

SCOOTS IS AN EVIL MONSTER FROM SPACE

>>19277
>>19268
>>19262
>>19250
go me.

Dinky is Derpy's kid and Derpy is a wonderful mother.

>>19277

The 2 princesses have another sister.

Her name is SERGE

Looks like Luna, yet acts like Celestia

>>19278
Krass McWriter is is cheating!

>>19279

Cheerilee trains the youth of Ponyville to one day raise up against their oppressive Sun Goddess Princess.

>>19282
I'm just kidding Krass! Derpy loves you <3!

>>19283

Pinkie Pie [/spoiler] has a fraternal twin [spoiler]

>>19282
Thats cute

Dash beats scoot because SHE KNOWS.

>>19287
>mfw I screwed up the spoiler tag.

Fluttershy is Celestia's assassin.

>>19290

>>19290
This pleases me.

>>19290

>>19293
dubs confirm

Scootaloo will do anything for Rainbow Dash

WHY ARE ALL THE SECRETS SO HORRIFYING?!?

Let me guess, cupcakes is true too isn't it?

>>19295
Freaky kid...

>>19290
I'm really very sorry, but if somepony else started to believe your slander, they could do something that ended up getting them and their families very badly hurt. You wouldn't want that, would you?
Don't worry, though; the Princess wants you to know she's not mad, just disappointed. It'll be very quick, I promise.

This thread will be archived.

>>19296
Well OF COURSE IT IS. But pinkie let her friends in on it.

>>19299
imokaywiththis.jpg

>>19296
Oh. Thank. Celestia anonpony. You saved us all.

I'm going to sleep now

Twilight Is really a post op colt.

>>19302

>>19303
>>19302

NOT QUITE


>>19304
see
>>2363425

>>19305
the rules don't change for circumstance

>>19303

>>19304

Krass McWriter is a wizard, and will one day rule post apocalyptic Equestria with an iron hoof.

>>19309
i don't own a bed
that's like a blind man owning a tv

Trixie wishes that somepony would be her friend.

Oh deary, all this power and no idea how to use it...


CELESTIA'S HAIR Is a wig

>>19310
>implying i won't preemptively overthrow him by assassinating him at the first sign of danger
or maybe the third sign of danger, or the seventh, but at one odd-numbered sign of danger, i will strike

Celestia drinks three bottles of Everclear every night before she goes to bed.

>>19313

>>19310
YEP

>>19315
The Nightmare Moon thing was actually a cover up for when Celestia had a really bad hangover.

^I think somepony made a comic about that.

RAINBOW DASH IS GOD

>>19319
meh

>>19296
>>19300
It's true!? But I'm still alive!

>>19319

>>19321
Im not too sure what this means...

>>19319
actually, murdoc is god

A quick summary:
>>19137
>>19144
>>19149
>>19155
>>19175
>>19192
>>19197
>>19206
>>19212
>>19232
>>19239
>>19250
>>19262
>>19268
>>19277
>>19279
>>19283
>>19288
>>19290
>>19293
>>19295
>>19299
>>19303
>>19313
>>19317
>>19321
Krass McWriter:7
Ebrona:0
current observation: I don't want to go to Equestria anymore....

Pikie Pie shoulda stayed on the farm

Ebrona will be sent to equestria tonight while s/he sleeps!

Everything in this thread that was true is now false.

Everything that was false is now true!

>>19325
I can safely agree with you there.

>>19326
SONAOFABUNNY!

Time to try a different strategy.

I am now a wizard!

Easter in Equestria is the day of celebration when Celestia's five day PMS came to an end.

>>19327
you know what


it happens

I HAVE NO BRAIN

>>19332
sorry, not even I can do it.

THERE IS NO MARS

>>19334
awww
that's too bad
next time somepony tries to send Ebrona to equestria will do it!

>>19332
Not today Krass. Not today....

Also oatmeal is Pinkie Pie's long lost identical twin.

what have I done?

This is a blind shot. I should stop.

>>19335
I like Mars...

This might piss people off if it works...

Triples are the new doubles.

>>19335
OH MY GOD MARS IS GONE TOO?
WHERE'S MY PRECIOUS PLUTO?!
>pic its venus

Applejack uses a strap-on on Big-Mac

>>19336
luna and celestias other sister is going to be upset...

Fine! Krass wins! He is now literally a destroy of worlds!

Well you know what? That's fine, because Dr. Whoof likes snowcones, and so do I! And we're going to get some on the sun right now!

Celestia is a horse.

.>>19344
DAT FILENAME

>>19346
It's true. It really was the best story I ever wrote.

Steven magnet is now a meme

>>19347
Oh, guess it wasn't.

>>19342

>>19350
YES

<---

Scootaloo suffers from Abandoned Child Syndrome and thus latches on to the closest role model she knows.
Rainbow Dash.

Can we get this thread archived?

>>19354
Apparently we can.

These aren't dubs!

Tell me a happy secret Krass, or I'll be sad!

Luna didn't re-appear in season 1 because she has been using her god-like endurance to have furious sex with anypony she can in canterlot 24/7 and hasn't stopped in months.She doesn't stop having sex for anything, even when she is showering or eating she is going down on somepony or somepony is going down on herthis is all because of how 'lonely' she was on the moon for 1000 years

>>19356
thank you for giving me a massive mindfuck with that =P

>>19358
That's just what I heard in the enquirer!

>>19357
I didn't want that to be true!

Roseluck falls in love with the pony of her dreams?

>>19362
Horrah for Roseluck!

Twilight Sparkle has a secret room full of her secret collection of pony figures from her days as a filly and still plays with them in this room.

A non sad secret.

This is turning into less of a secret thread and more into a "If we get dubs this happens." Still cool though.

>>19357
Okay

Rainbow Dash Forms her own aerial stunt team which becomes more famous than the wonderbolts

>>19358
Celstia has actually been keeping her sister in the dungeons, where she can attend to her every "need".

>>19359
Heh heh.

It'd work better if they were dubs, though.

I have dubs!

>>19366
LIAR! Now I have to be sad!

>>19366
I guess I dont do happy things...

>>19370
You're happy now.

>>19335
Y U DO DIS TO MY PLANET?

friendship is sexy

is canon

>>19372
Won't...ever recover....

>>19370
EBrona is intentionally gettin singles

>>19375
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY TIME!

You'll be sad forever.

>>19376
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>>19376

>>19376

Trixie doesnt mind being alone all the time, she definitely didn't cry after being run out of town

Fluttershy attracts so many animals not because she cares about them. But because she likes the taste of meat.

I'm posting too much because I just want doubles.

Princess Luna likes sniffing Celestia's flank.

DEAR GOD I LOVE ME RIGHT NOW.

>>19381
She has herself.

>>19376
You won't get away with this Krass! I'll be back! I'll be back to get my revenge someday!!!!!

>>19385
YES YOU DO
AND I LOVE YOU TOO
and the secret is THE PRINCESSES DON'T CONTROL THE SUN AND MOON, IT'S A LIIIIIIEEEEE

>>19123
If dubs get, then I actually have always been able to kill a pony at any time, saying otherwise just to keep everypony calm, and that I was created by Celestia to keep the population under control.

>Front page
>Long pauses two posts before doubles
>Suddenly, six posts appear at once
I see how this works now.

Rainbow Dash may be a tough-girl tompony on the outside, but keeps an ultra secret stash of makeup and pretty saddles that nopony knows about.

She'll die of shame if anypony finds out.

>>19385
I DONT EVEN TRY.

>>19389
Damn, my plans have been foiled...

>>19391
Imokaywiththis.jpg

>>19391

>>19393
Oh thank god... Even if you did get that. You wouldn't of killed me... Right?

>>19392
SOMEDAY KRASS! YOU'LL SEE ME AGAIN!

>>19391
not surprised at all

the moment the camera disappears pinkiepie acts perfectly normal, because she's aware of the 4th wall

>>19383
Guess not? Okay.

Apple Bloom gets her cutie mark right before most of her family dies and she has to take care of the farm in their place, and the responsibility prevents her from pursuing her true calling.

>>19391
THIS.
CANON.
RIGHT NAO.

Twilight Sparkle is bulimic.

>>19397
Sooooooomedaaaaaaay....

>>19391
>>19391

>mfw

Also, this would make an awesome episode.

>>19401
Nope. But you know who IS bulimic?

>>19401
curses!
Pic related is how the hugs and song ended in Cutie Mark Chronicles!

>>19402
If Ebrona ever gets quads, the mods must ban him for a week.

>>19403
>>19403

>pinkie pie finding out that Rainbow Dash is into girly stuff

THE DUBS WILL IT!!

>>19404
notdoubles, notdoubles, notdoubles. . .

>>19391