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19123 No. 19123
WE REVEAL SEEECREEETS.

Alright, here's the deal. You post an image of a pony. Or Spike. Or Steve Magnet or Winona. It doesn't matter, just post a picture of them. Next to it, post a secret they might have.

If your post gets dubs, the secret is true.

>The Great and Powerful Trixie uses Cutie Mark Enhancement cream
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>> No. 19124
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19124
I heard that Spike has a crush on Rarity !!!!
>> No. 19125
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19125
Those flowers the bunnies ate... Uhmmmm. That was me... actually...
>> No. 19126
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19126
Derpy Hooves actually speaks perfect English and can have normal eyes, but loves attention.
>> No. 19127
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19127
Twilight secretly reads fictional love stories.
>> No. 19128
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19128
Scootaloo [?]is a chicken.]/?]
>> No. 19129
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19129
I heard Sweetie Belle is the best CMC.
>> No. 19130
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19130
Oh? Well I heard that sea serpent, Steven Magnet, likes to give neck rubs.
>> No. 19131
>>19128
That's not a secret!
>> No. 19132
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19132
Diamond Tiara just wants some real friends
>> No. 19133
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19133
I heard from somepony that Scootaloo is a pony.
>> No. 19134
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19134
Guys? Guys? I....I got my Cutie Mark monthes ago. I just wanted to be accepted by a group.
>> No. 19135
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19135
I like planes.
>> No. 19136
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19136
Celestia is actually REALLY nice and sweet.

Unbelievable, I know.
>> No. 19137
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19137
This pony wants to rule the world with his stylin' hat

*Fingers crossed*
>> No. 19138
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19138
>Apple jump eye spaghetti!
Oh derpy...
>> No. 19139
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19139
Haha I got one...

Rarity's natural hair color isn't Purple.
>> No. 19140
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19140
Spiderman is a pony
>> No. 19141
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19141
>>19137
Oh yes. Now I have some standing when I get around to writing that story...
>> No. 19142
>>19139
This one...

It's naturally light purple
>> No. 19143
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19143
I also heard that the Shadowbolts are actually better sports than the Wonderbolts.
>> No. 19144
>>19137
He's dating the Quill and Sofa man.
>> No. 19145
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19145
>>19144
QUILL SOFA x TOPHAT = OTP
>> No. 19146
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19146
Applejack has a secret orange farm
>> No. 19147
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19147
Some day I want to be just like RAINBOW DASH
>> No. 19148
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19148
Fluttershy's parents are Japanese.
>> No. 19149
>>19144
Irrefutable!

Remember that griffon, Gilda? Yeah, well she doesn't brush her teeth. EVER.
>> No. 19150
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19150
>>19145
Oh dear lord! WHAT ARE WE MAKING!?
>> No. 19151
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19151
Day 483 of my stay here in "Ponyville."
So far the operation has been a great success, now I must only wait until the next apple harvesting season for my plans to come to "fruit"ion.
Hahaha.
HAHAHA.
>> No. 19152
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19152
Pinkie actually wanted to continue being a rock farmer.
>> No. 19153
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19153
Fluttershy is a trap.
>> No. 19154
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19154
>>19149
Ugh... kind of wish this one wasn't true...it isn't if this is dubs, of course.
>> No. 19155
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19155
Twilight is currently reading the lies you are telling everypony right now, shocked at how terrible they are. Besides the ones that are true.
>> No. 19156
>>19154

It's true

Because she doesn't HAVE teeth
>> No. 19157
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19157
>>19154
>>19149
...Birds don't have teeth.
>> No. 19158
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19158
>>19155
How did she get internet acsess?

On the off chance this is a dub, Big Mac really likes mangos.
>> No. 19159
>>19155
Sorry, Twilight.
>> No. 19160
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19160
Dash always wished she was born a unicorn so that everypony would think she was smart and cool... that's why she dropped out of flight school as a kid. It took a long time, even after she pulled off a sonic rainboom, for her to accept that she would never be a great magician/scientist : (
>> No. 19161
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19161
>>19155
Uh... we're not spreading any idle gossip! Honest!

Twilight has a glasses fetish
>> No. 19162
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19162
>>19157

Dennis: We also have the bird with teeth.
Charlie: Wow, okay. And I'm assuming the teeth are fake, yes?
Dennis: Yes. Well they're not really human teeth if that's what you're asking
Charlie: No, I mean did you discover a bird with teeth in this fashion?
Dennis: That does not exist in nature.
Charlie: Okay, I'm not sure, but either way, good glue work.
>> No. 19163
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19163
Pinkie Pie has a secret rock garden in the basement of sugar cube corner, and she sits by it when she misses her family. And absolutely nothing else is in the basement of Sugar Cube Corner
>> No. 19164
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19164
>>19123
I have one.

Twilight Sparkle is a wizard
>> No. 19165
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19165
Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.
>> No. 19166
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19166
>>19162
I don't know if that proves or disproves anything but I enjoyed it.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake are homophobic
>> No. 19167
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19167
>>19157
>>19156

see:

>>19162

Rainbow Dash is colorblind
>> No. 19168
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19168
*listens off to the corner, scribbling into a notepad*
>> No. 19169
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19169
>>19162

You read my mind.
>> No. 19170
>>19165
Contrary to popular belief, the actual token filly fooler of the group is Applejack
>> No. 19171
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19171
AJ is on her third liver
>> No. 19172
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19172
Rainbow Dash tries on girly mane accessories when no pony else is around.
>> No. 19174
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19174
Did you hear? Big Mac used to look like this before he got plastic surgery!
>> No. 19175
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19175
Fluttershy doesn't like koalas
>> No. 19176
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19176
>>19175
"They're just so...grabby, and...and they sleep all day, and they aren't even that helpful to other creatures, I mean...I mean...*whimper*...don't hate me, Ponychan."
>> No. 19177
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19177
Angel Bunny is actually a real sweet heart, he just hates Fluttershy.
>> No. 19178
>>19168
o hey
you're back
where did you go?
>> No. 19179
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19179
>>19175
>> No. 19180
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19180
>>19175
>>19176
*le gasp!*
>> No. 19181
Alright, quick tally of true facts.

>Tophat wants to rule the world
>Tophat and Sofa Quill are dating
>Gilda has bad oral hygiene
>Twilight is currently reading the lies
>>19168 All true facts
>Fluttershy doesn't like koalas
>> No. 19182
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19182
>>19123
The Great and Powerful Trixie has her cutie mark decreased so she doesn't cause epileptic seizures due to its pure beauty
>> No. 19183
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19183
Spike isn't really a dragon.
>> No. 19184
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19184
I would love to save these facts for future use :3
>> No. 19185
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19185
Pinkie Pie snuck onto Sweet Apple Achors and stole several apples
>> No. 19186
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19186
Dashy ate the cupcakes and loved them.
>> No. 19187
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19187
Derpy is actually a spy undercover
>> No. 19188
>>19187
Is she Agent 86? If so, I'm not surprised.
>> No. 19189
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19189
Scootaloo is just my*Rainbow Dash* child, sent back in time from the future. my husband is a mystery to you all <3
>> No. 19190
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19190
>>19187
aaaaaand saved
>> No. 19191
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19191
>>19183
Spike is actually DAN BACKSLIDE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMtTHFEXLvU
>> No. 19192
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19192
Fluttershy knew what parasprites were the whole time and was trying to sabotage the princess' visit.
>> No. 19193
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19193
Dumb-bell isn't the bully. Rainbow Dash is.
>> No. 19194
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19194
twilight killed rainbow dash for the element of loyalty
>> No. 19195
>>19188
more like Agent 96 amirite?
>> No. 19196
>>19193
FFFFF- Come on now.
>> No. 19197
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19197
>>19187
Plausible.

>>19191
I WAS JUST KIDDING, RAINBOW DASH IS DAN BACKSLIDE

"THAN PINKIE MUST BE ALONE AN UNPRO-TECT-TED!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxvIbtJfM8&feature=related
>> No. 19198
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19198
Pinkie Pie is actually the town slut.
>> No. 19199
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19199
Rainbow Dash hates royalty.
>> No. 19200
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19200
Owloysius knows what you did.
Yeah, he's on to you.
>> No. 19201
>>19198
Pinkie-pie is actually Dan Green in disguise.
>> No. 19202
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19202
>>19197
Hark! It's the Apple family! Drat them. Double drat them! They are escorting Pinkie Pie. Random, funny Pinkie Pie. HOW I LOVE HER access to pranks. CONFOUND THAT APPLE FAMILY! OOH, HOW I HATE THEM! I HATE APPLEJACK! I HATE BIG MAC! AND I HATE APPLE BLOOM! THEY DRIVE ME TO POISON JOKE!
>> No. 19203
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19203
Spike has a severe addiction to the letters he sends to Celestia
>> No. 19204
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19204
Applejack wrote Cupcakes.
>> No. 19205
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19205
Twilight clops to humans
>> No. 19206
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19206
Oatmeal isn't crazy at all.
>> No. 19207
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19207
>>19206
What have you done?
>> No. 19208
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19208
>>19206
SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
>> No. 19209
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19209
>>19206
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> No. 19210
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19210
>>19206
ABANDON THREAD!
>> No. 19211
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19211
>>19206

OH GOD
>> No. 19212
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19212
>>19206
>> No. 19213
>>19210
ABANDON BOARD!
>> No. 19214
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19214
>>19206
Sacrébleu!
>> No. 19215
>>19212
Image derp says ApplejackXRainbow Dash is trufax.
>> No. 19216
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19216
>>19206
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?
>> No. 19217
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19217
>>19206

"No! The oatmeal is crazy" the ponies shouted
Celestia said "No, ponies. You are the oatmeal"
And then ponies was oatmeal.
>> No. 19218
>>19208

Shot in the dark, but was that a pandemic reference?
>> No. 19219
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19219
Bloomberg never really loved AJ.
>> No. 19220
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19220
>>19212
>>19215
Oh wait a minute, I accidentally clicked the wrong pic

Still, that was dubs.
>> No. 19221
>>19206
EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW IS A LIE!
>> No. 19222
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19222
Pinkie Pie keeps a stuffed bear at night because the bear is the only one who understands her.
>> No. 19223
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19223
Granny Pie never exsisted; both her grandmothers were dead before Pinkie Pie was born. Grannie Pie was Pinkie Pie's imaginary friend, which helped her deal with the isolation she got from her parents and sisters.
>> No. 19224
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19224
Secret flank fun isn't actual secret. Nor fun.
>> No. 19225
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19225
PinkiexDash an actual, canon couple, and they've been together since the series began, we just have never seen it.
>> No. 19226
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19226
>>19225
heh, this
>> No. 19227
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19227
Rainbow Dash hates Fluttershy.
>> No. 19228
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19228
Princess Celestia needs to get laid.
>> No. 19229
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19229
Trixie tastes like Raspberry Lemonade
>> No. 19230
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19230
Andrew Hussie makes a cameo in season 2.
>> No. 19231
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19231
>>19228

Big time.
>> No. 19232
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19232
Twilight has an adult section in her library.
>> No. 19233
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19233
>>19232
Oh my.
>> No. 19234
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19234
>>19232
>> No. 19235
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19235
>>19232
The adult section refers to non-picture books.
>> No. 19236
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19236
>>19231
Maybe we can get Big Mac in the scene.
>> No. 19237
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19237
>>19232
"How to Flirt: A Beginners Guide."

Dubs says she uses that on, oh, let's say... Caramel?
>> No. 19238
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19238
>>19233
Wow... that wasn't at all the picture I wanted to post...
Rainbow Dash takes performance-enhancing drugs to stay so fast.
>> No. 19239
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19239
Fluttershy isn't really the world shhh champion.
>> No. 19240
>>19239
TRIPS
LE GASP
>> No. 19241
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19241
>>19239
>> No. 19242
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19242
>>19239
Trips!

What do they mean!?
>> No. 19243
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19243
Celestia actually sent Twilight to Ponyville to begin the Equestrian branch of NERV.
>> No. 19244
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19244
>>19239

Ha ha, oh wow! I've made two secrets true now.
>> No. 19245
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19245
Luna actually isn't just friends with Serge
>> No. 19246
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19246
Steven Magnet is actually a giant earthworm!
>> No. 19247
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19247
ARGH uses subliminal language in his posts
>> No. 19248
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19248
Fluttershy has ingested pony flesh.
>> No. 19249
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19249
Princess Celestia secretly has A large collection of silly hats



>>19245
owo
>> No. 19250
Rainbowdash goes down like the titanic To visit her sick parents whom she supports with a majority of her paycheck
>> No. 19251
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19251
Steven Magnet never loved Basil
>> No. 19252
>>19250
YES.
>> No. 19253
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19253
Rainbow Dash is straight as an arrow
>> No. 19254
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19254
Rarity is the paraspriting master.
>> No. 19255
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19255
>>19250
What a trooper!

Also, if dubbs, then Owlicious spiked the punch
>> No. 19256
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19256
>>19253
Sorry RD. I tried. At least no one knows those are tail extensions
>> No. 19257
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19257
Rarity is Equestria's marshmallow resource.
>> No. 19258
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19258
Every night, Apple Jack paints a fresh coat of paint over Apple Bloom's cutie mark to keep her from realizing her dream.
>> No. 19259
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19259
PIC IS CANON
>> No. 19260
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19260
ARGH never sleeps. He is watching you all. Always
>> No. 19261
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19261
Lauren Faust is a real life pony
>> No. 19262
>>19259
damn

IF DUBS ITS TRUE
>> No. 19263
>>19262
I AM GOD
>> No. 19264
>>19260
i knew that from constantly watching ARGH
>> No. 19265
File 130371584522.jpg - (26.96KB , 427x640 , 841324-batman_super.jpg )
19265
>>19262
>> No. 19266
File 130371590797.png - (55.66KB , 777x823 , derpy_gentlecolts.png )
19266
>>19259
IF DUBS, IS FALSE.
>> No. 19267
File 130371594614.png - (96.47KB , 345x334 , lucky_ew.png )
19267
>>19266
Curses. Everything I say is a lie!
>> No. 19268
>>19266
IF DUBS CANNOT BE UNDONE
>> No. 19269
>>19268
Whos awesome?

Im awesome.
>> No. 19270
File 130371609684.gif - (849.76KB , 345x194 , spike_fuuu.gif )
19270
>>19268
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU! Also There's a portal to Equestria somewhere on earth.
>> No. 19271
>>19270
It's in my back yard, but I can only fit my pinky finger in.
>> No. 19272
File 130371616245.png - (110.59KB , 367x269 , 385368.png )
19272
Twilight touches her horn inappropriately at night.
>> No. 19273
File 130371622934.png - (141.08KB , 600x776 , Derpy has a serious medical condition.png )
19273
Derpy actually has a serious medical condition.
>> No. 19274
>>19123
>> No. 19275
File 130371629878.png - (12.78KB , 63x150 , the_balance_of_zecora_avatarsize.png )
19275
Zecora actually is an evil enchantress, and she does do evil dances!
>> No. 19276
File 130371635488.jpg - (9.80KB , 120x120 , eddy-rape-face.jpg )
19276
ARGH knows where the secret portal is to Equestria
>> No. 19277
File 130371643985.png - (239.36KB , 801x481 , 1981 - apple_bloom scootaloo tagme.png )
19277
SCOOTS IS AN EVIL MONSTER FROM SPACE
>> No. 19278
>>19277
>>19268
>>19262
>>19250
go me.
>> No. 19279
File 130371654856.jpg - (18.03KB , 450x495 , Happy.jpg )
19279
Dinky is Derpy's kid and Derpy is a wonderful mother.
>> No. 19280
File 130371657324.gif - (425.07KB , 173x314 , 130283753004.gif )
19280
>>19277
>> No. 19281
File 130371658366.png - (209.86KB , 500x641 , 130370243621.png )
19281
The 2 princesses have another sister.

Her name is SERGE

Looks like Luna, yet acts like Celestia
>> No. 19282
File 130371660193.jpg - (303.26KB , 802x986 , squishy_face_scream.jpg )
19282
>>19278
Krass McWriter is is cheating!
>> No. 19283
File 130371662591.png - (35.29KB , 169x170 , 130250017760.png )
19283
>>19279
>> No. 19284
File 130371662720.jpg - (134.02KB , 640x360 , 1300112245040.jpg )
19284
Cheerilee trains the youth of Ponyville to one day raise up against their oppressive Sun Goddess Princess.
>> No. 19285
File 130371666748.png - (58.08KB , 257x349 , lucky_cute_happy.png )
19285
>>19282
I'm just kidding Krass! Derpy loves you <3!
>> No. 19286
File 130371668009.jpg - (42.76KB , 800x708 , 130282466503.jpg )
19286
>>19283
>> No. 19287
File 130371668264.png - (404.92KB , 764x410 , 130297912680.png )
19287
Pinkie Pie [/spoiler] has a fraternal twin [spoiler]
>> No. 19288
File 130371680232.jpg - (511.65KB , 975x5787 , 4596 - abuse apple_bloom Ottanta rainbow_dash sc s.jpg )
19288
>>19282
Thats cute

Dash beats scoot because SHE KNOWS.
>> No. 19289
File 130371684111.gif - (2.97MB , 640x360 , 130197741042.gif )
19289
>>19287
>mfw I screwed up the spoiler tag.
>> No. 19290
File 130371690507.jpg - (38.83KB , 851x472 , killthem.jpg )
19290
Fluttershy is Celestia's assassin.
>> No. 19291
File 130371697509.jpg - (26.96KB , 427x640 , 841324-batman_super.jpg )
19291
>>19290
>> No. 19292
>>19290
This pleases me.
>> No. 19293
File 130371699728.jpg - (103.01KB , 761x686 , 130302902912.jpg )
19293
>>19290
>> No. 19294
>>19293
dubs confirm
>> No. 19295
File 130371723773.jpg - (27.51KB , 470x267 , 733144.jpg )
19295
Scootaloo will do anything for Rainbow Dash
>> No. 19296
File 130371725099.png - (99.77KB , 464x338 , lucky_appaled.png )
19296
WHY ARE ALL THE SECRETS SO HORRIFYING?!?

Let me guess, cupcakes is true too isn't it?
>> No. 19297
File 130371727673.jpg - (8.71KB , 293x249 , 130250999446.jpg )
19297
>>19295
Freaky kid...
>> No. 19298
File 130371728608.png - (124.02KB , 600x443 , Timid.png )
19298
>>19290
I'm really very sorry, but if somepony else started to believe your slander, they could do something that ended up getting them and their families very badly hurt. You wouldn't want that, would you?
Don't worry, though; the Princess wants you to know she's not mad, just disappointed. It'll be very quick, I promise.
>> No. 19299
File 130371732291.png - (258.08KB , 800x638 , woo hoo.png )
19299
This thread will be archived.
>> No. 19300
>>19296
Well OF COURSE IT IS. But pinkie let her friends in on it.
>> No. 19301
>>19299
imokaywiththis.jpg
>> No. 19302
File 130371735807.gif - (290.40KB , 350x250 , applejack_snore.gif )
19302
>>19296
Oh. Thank. Celestia anonpony. You saved us all.

I'm going to sleep now
>> No. 19303
Twilight Is really a post op colt.
>> No. 19304
File 130371747203.jpg - (73.90KB , 752x501 , sleep is for the weak.jpg )
19304
>>19302
>> No. 19306
>>19303
>>19302

NOT QUITE


>>19304
see
>>2363425
>> No. 19307
>>19305
the rules don't change for circumstance
>> No. 19308
File 130371759155.png - (80.61KB , 443x443 , Twilight_love_face.png )
19308
>>19303
>> No. 19309
File 130371769818.png - (74.13KB , 350x350 , Equestrian_Seal_sleep.png )
19309
>>19304
>> No. 19310
File 130371775896.gif - (474.83KB , 250x182 , colbert_1000_years.gif )
19310
Krass McWriter is a wizard, and will one day rule post apocalyptic Equestria with an iron hoof.
>> No. 19311
>>19309
i don't own a bed
that's like a blind man owning a tv
>> No. 19312
File 130371790580.jpg - (15.43KB , 332x354 , 130342059832.jpg )
19312
Trixie wishes that somepony would be her friend.
>> No. 19313
Oh deary, all this power and no idea how to use it...


CELESTIA'S HAIR Is a wig
>> No. 19314
>>19310
>implying i won't preemptively overthrow him by assassinating him at the first sign of danger
or maybe the third sign of danger, or the seventh, but at one odd-numbered sign of danger, i will strike
>> No. 19315
File 130371799560.jpg - (93.62KB , 804x704 , 7387.jpg )
19315
Celestia drinks three bottles of Everclear every night before she goes to bed.
>> No. 19316
File 130371801676.png - (88.81KB , 258x312 , noi4.png )
19316
>>19313
>> No. 19317
>>19310
YEP
>> No. 19318
>>19315
The Nightmare Moon thing was actually a cover up for when Celestia had a really bad hangover.

^I think somepony made a comic about that.
>> No. 19319
RAINBOW DASH IS GOD
>> No. 19320
>>19319
meh
>> No. 19321
File 130371832260.png - (460.06KB , 887x689 , edrtyfuihojpk[l.png )
19321
>>19296
>>19300
It's true!? But I'm still alive!
>> No. 19322
File 130371838445.png - (144.55KB , 637x358 , 130241369339.png )
19322
>>19319
>> No. 19323
>>19321
Im not too sure what this means...
>> No. 19324
>>19319
actually, murdoc is god
>> No. 19325
File 130371850392.png - (96.47KB , 345x334 , lucky_ew.png )
19325
A quick summary:
>>19137
>>19144
>>19149
>>19155
>>19175
>>19192
>>19197
>>19206
>>19212
>>19232
>>19239
>>19250
>>19262
>>19268
>>19277
>>19279
>>19283
>>19288
>>19290
>>19293
>>19295
>>19299
>>19303
>>19313
>>19317
>>19321
Krass McWriter:7
Ebrona:0
current observation: I don't want to go to Equestria anymore....
>> No. 19326
File 130371862025.jpg - (61.04KB , 600x600 , PreatyWomen01.jpg )
19326
Pikie Pie shoulda stayed on the farm
>> No. 19327
Ebrona will be sent to equestria tonight while s/he sleeps!
>> No. 19328
File 130371872149.png - (159.88KB , 2000x2000 , 130365625244.png )
19328
Everything in this thread that was true is now false.

Everything that was false is now true!
>> No. 19329
File 130371872630.png - (58.12KB , 242x207 , PictuMorewutre 6.png )
19329
>>19325
I can safely agree with you there.
>> No. 19330
File 130371873114.jpg - (22.21KB , 300x343 , Ebrona the White.jpg )
19330
>>19326
SONAOFABUNNY!

Time to try a different strategy.

I am now a wizard!
>> No. 19331
File 130371877832.jpg - (72.16KB , 546x558 , 1300070802325.jpg )
19331
Easter in Equestria is the day of celebration when Celestia's five day PMS came to an end.
>> No. 19332
>>19327
you know what


it happens
>> No. 19333
File 130371879908.png - (271.21KB , 1014x719 , AIRGASM.png )
19333
I HAVE NO BRAIN
>> No. 19334
>>19332
sorry, not even I can do it.
>> No. 19335
THERE IS NO MARS
>> No. 19336
>>19334
awww
that's too bad
next time somepony tries to send Ebrona to equestria will do it!
>> No. 19337
File 130371894350.png - (174.37KB , 615x491 , pinkie_crazy.png )
19337
>>19332
Not today Krass. Not today....

Also oatmeal is Pinkie Pie's long lost identical twin.
>> No. 19338
what have I done?

This is a blind shot. I should stop.
>> No. 19339
File 130371902200.png - (45.15KB , 184x184 , 130247452158.png )
19339
>>19335
I like Mars...
>> No. 19340
File 130371903647.png - (450.87KB , 1031x681 , 130326796097.png )
19340
This might piss people off if it works...

Triples are the new doubles.
>> No. 19341
File 130371906104.jpg - (10.52KB , 400x426 , crescent_moon.jpg )
19341
>>19335
OH MY GOD MARS IS GONE TOO?
WHERE'S MY PRECIOUS PLUTO?!
>pic its venus
>> No. 19342
File 130371914922.png - (199.90KB , 800x800 , 130248859283.png )
19342
Applejack uses a strap-on on Big-Mac
>> No. 19343
>>19336
luna and celestias other sister is going to be upset...
>> No. 19344
File 130371923123.jpg - (47.23KB , 600x480 , best story I ever wrote.jpg )
19344
Fine! Krass wins! He is now literally a destroy of worlds!

Well you know what? That's fine, because Dr. Whoof likes snowcones, and so do I! And we're going to get some on the sun right now!
>> No. 19345
File 130371933679.jpg - (398.19KB , 1856x680 , 1299878880105.jpg )
19345
Celestia is a horse.
>> No. 19346
.>>19344
DAT FILENAME
>> No. 19347
File 130371941664.png - (90.64KB , 464x338 , lucky_meh.png )
19347
>>19346
It's true. It really was the best story I ever wrote.
>> No. 19348
File 130371942876.png - (78.59KB , 380x355 , steven magnet worried crosseyed.png )
19348
Steven magnet is now a meme
>> No. 19349
File 130371944023.png - (93.50KB , 464x338 , lucky_mustache.png )
19349
>>19347
Oh, guess it wasn't.
>> No. 19350
File 130371946179.jpg - (70.96KB , 675x1100 , big mac reacion.jpg )
19350
>>19342
>> No. 19351
>>19350
YES
>> No. 19352
File 130371961641.png - (209.02KB , 514x517 , 130201487821.png )
19352
<---
>> No. 19353
File 130371993214.png - (250.57KB , 2000x1841 , 130370359057.png )
19353
Scootaloo suffers from Abandoned Child Syndrome and thus latches on to the closest role model she knows.
Rainbow Dash.
>> No. 19354
Can we get this thread archived?
>> No. 19355
File 130372005720.png - (170.20KB , 464x338 , lucky_stare.png )
19355
>>19354
Apparently we can.
>> No. 19356
File 130372022410.jpg - (4.68KB , 207x243 , philosopher dash.jpg )
19356
These aren't dubs!
>> No. 19357
File 130372023333.png - (102.96KB , 464x338 , lucky_worried.png )
19357
Tell me a happy secret Krass, or I'll be sad!
>> No. 19358
File 130372023901.jpg - (537.37KB , 835x1558 , princess_luna_by_lexivine-d3eb65e.jpg )
19358
Luna didn't re-appear in season 1 because she has been using her god-like endurance to have furious sex with anypony she can in canterlot 24/7 and hasn't stopped in months.She doesn't stop having sex for anything, even when she is showering or eating she is going down on somepony or somepony is going down on herthis is all because of how 'lonely' she was on the moon for 1000 years
>> No. 19359
File 130372033250.png - (229.59KB , 651x523 , overthinkers gonna overthink.png )
19359
>>19356
thank you for giving me a massive mindfuck with that =P
>> No. 19360
File 130372034531.png - (25.21KB , 945x945 , Shrug_Methy.png )
19360
>>19358
That's just what I heard in the enquirer!
>> No. 19361
File 130372035719.jpg - (39.98KB , 600x338 , angel_doubles.jpg )
19361
>>19357
I didn't want that to be true!
>> No. 19362
File 130372036098.png - (157.82KB , 548x540 , Picture 16.png )
19362
Roseluck falls in love with the pony of her dreams?
>> No. 19363
File 130372040134.png - (173.36KB , 578x545 , Picture 17.png )
19363
>>19362
Horrah for Roseluck!
>> No. 19364
File 130372046858.jpg - (30.40KB , 769x757 , 1298766937706.jpg )
19364
Twilight Sparkle has a secret room full of her secret collection of pony figures from her days as a filly and still plays with them in this room.

A non sad secret.
>> No. 19365
This is turning into less of a secret thread and more into a "If we get dubs this happens." Still cool though.
>> No. 19366
>>19357
Okay

Rainbow Dash Forms her own aerial stunt team which becomes more famous than the wonderbolts
>> No. 19367
File 130372054764.png - (337.79KB , 900x635 , 7097.png )
19367
>>19358
Celstia has actually been keeping her sister in the dungeons, where she can attend to her every "need".
>> No. 19368
>>19359
Heh heh.

It'd work better if they were dubs, though.
>> No. 19369
I have dubs!
>> No. 19370
File 130372058385.png - (109.28KB , 345x334 , lucky_single_tear.png )
19370
>>19366
LIAR! Now I have to be sad!
>> No. 19371
>>19366
I guess I dont do happy things...
>> No. 19372
File 130372066666.png - (67.58KB , 1226x1274 , 130339396865.png )
19372
>>19370
You're happy now.
>> No. 19373
File 130372069507.png - (224.70KB , 483x350 , martian_councilman_stare.png )
19373
>>19335
Y U DO DIS TO MY PLANET?
>> No. 19374
friendship is sexy

is canon
>> No. 19375
File 130372076388.gif - (763.49KB , 640x540 , rainbow_trauma_2.gif )
19375
>>19372
Won't...ever recover....
>> No. 19376
>>19370
EBrona is intentionally gettin singles
>> No. 19377
>>19375
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY TIME!

You'll be sad forever.
>> No. 19378
File 130372086177.png - (592.53KB , 615x980 , pinkie_crazy_explosion.png )
19378
>>19376
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>> No. 19379
File 130372091775.png - (111.09KB , 433x450 , 130038324574.png )
19379
>>19376
>> No. 19380
File 130372092072.jpg - (63.91KB , 639x483 , 130179500897.jpg )
19380
>>19376
>> No. 19381
File 130372092401.png - (90.22KB , 350x350 , 130311257005.png )
19381
Trixie doesnt mind being alone all the time, she definitely didn't cry after being run out of town
>> No. 19382
File 130372092476.jpg - (157.93KB , 800x800 , 1298249864690.jpg )
19382
Fluttershy attracts so many animals not because she cares about them. But because she likes the taste of meat.
>> No. 19383
File 130372097298.png - (26.28KB , 945x945 , 130187739571.png )
19383
I'm posting too much because I just want doubles.
>> No. 19384
File 130372100927.png - (18.24KB , 194x159 , 130369988067.png )
19384
Princess Luna likes sniffing Celestia's flank.
>> No. 19385
DEAR GOD I LOVE ME RIGHT NOW.
>> No. 19386
File 130372106073.png - (265.29KB , 1062x786 , 1302414346611.png )
19386
>>19381
She has herself.
>> No. 19387
File 130372107500.png - (72.40KB , 345x334 , lucky_demonicest.png )
19387
>>19376
You won't get away with this Krass! I'll be back! I'll be back to get my revenge someday!!!!!
>> No. 19388
>>19385
YES YOU DO
AND I LOVE YOU TOO
and the secret is THE PRINCESSES DON'T CONTROL THE SUN AND MOON, IT'S A LIIIIIIEEEEE
>> No. 19389
File 130372112259.png - (81.30KB , 900x756 , reaper_death_wings.png )
19389
>>19123
If dubs get, then I actually have always been able to kill a pony at any time, saying otherwise just to keep everypony calm, and that I was created by Celestia to keep the population under control.
>> No. 19390
File 130372114174.png - (173.51KB , 426x343 , Pinkie tastes Splenda.png )
19390
>Front page
>Long pauses two posts before doubles
>Suddenly, six posts appear at once
I see how this works now.
>> No. 19391
File 130372117157.jpg - (15.90KB , 369x377 , tumblr_lif1334RaW1qaha6c.jpg )
19391
Rainbow Dash may be a tough-girl tompony on the outside, but keeps an ultra secret stash of makeup and pretty saddles that nopony knows about.

She'll die of shame if anypony finds out.
>> No. 19392
>>19385
I DONT EVEN TRY.
>> No. 19393
File 130372120061.png - (74.52KB , 497x433 , rage with scythe.png )
19393
>>19389
Damn, my plans have been foiled...
>> No. 19394
>>19391
Imokaywiththis.jpg
>> No. 19395
File 130372124862.png - (14.89KB , 400x400 , 1290208836174.png )
19395
>>19391
>> No. 19396
File 130372130727.jpg - (30.06KB , 633x643 , 130322280791.jpg )
19396
>>19393
Oh thank god... Even if you did get that. You wouldn't of killed me... Right?
>> No. 19397
File 130372131810.png - (110.31KB , 345x334 , cuuurse you krass.png )
19397
>>19392
SOMEDAY KRASS! YOU'LL SEE ME AGAIN!
>> No. 19398
File 130372131970.png - (73.20KB , 316x268 , 1297323162534.png )
19398
>>19391
not surprised at all

the moment the camera disappears pinkiepie acts perfectly normal, because she's aware of the 4th wall
>> No. 19399
File 130372133031.jpg - (7.31KB , 225x225 , 130352223073.jpg )
19399
>>19383
Guess not? Okay.

Apple Bloom gets her cutie mark right before most of her family dies and she has to take care of the farm in their place, and the responsibility prevents her from pursuing her true calling.
>> No. 19400
File 130372134088.png - (111.56KB , 344x456 , 130184049360.png )
19400
>>19391
THIS.
CANON.
RIGHT NAO.
>> No. 19401
File 130372141327.png - (114.56KB , 334x319 , 130124213469.png )
19401
Twilight Sparkle is bulimic.
>> No. 19402
File 130372144402.png - (34.60KB , 345x334 , cuuurse you krass.png )
19402
>>19397
Sooooooomedaaaaaaay....
>> No. 19403
File 130372154047.jpg - (10.75KB , 218x356 , omfg.jpg )
19403
>>19391
>>19391

>mfw

Also, this would make an awesome episode.
>> No. 19404
File 130372154449.png - (380.07KB , 1280x720 , my mom.png )
19404
>>19401
Nope. But you know who IS bulimic?
>> No. 19405
File 130372159153.jpg - (97.09KB , 720x619 , 130257439978.jpg )
19405
>>19401
curses!
Pic related is how the hugs and song ended in Cutie Mark Chronicles!
>> No. 19406
>>19402
If Ebrona ever gets quads, the mods must ban him for a week.
>> No. 19407
File 130372164159.jpg - (120.90KB , 486x492 , Rainbow-Dash-Salutes.jpg )
19407
>>19403
>>19403

>pinkie pie finding out that Rainbow Dash is into girly stuff

THE DUBS WILL IT!!
>> No. 19409
>>19404
notdoubles, notdoubles, notdoubles. . .
>> No. 19410
File 130372164769.png - (444.04KB , 800x640 , 1277.png )
19410
>>19391
>> No. 19411
>>19406
but you didnt get doubles
>> No. 19412
File 130372169316.png - (98.46KB , 445x415 , what.png )
19412
>>19396
Uh... yeah! Um, I mean, no, of course not. I wouldn't want to kill anypony, its not like I'm trapped in a limbo in which I will be spending all of eternity... alone... while I bring all the good ponies to the gates of Heaven... never being able to enter them myself... taunted by their very sight... No, no, no. That would be silly. Eh heh, heh heh, heh...
>> No. 19413
File 130372177955.jpg - (33.98KB , 600x338 , 130109978022.jpg )
19413
>>19409
curse my wasted doubles.
Rainbow Dash secretly prefers the shadowbolts.
>> No. 19414
>>19411
Fair is fair. I tried.
>> No. 19415
Rarity has more dildos than dresses
why are all of mine sexual?!?!
what is wrong with me!!?!?
>> No. 19416
File 130372186157.png - (5.14KB , 345x334 , cuuurse you krass.png )
19416
Somedaaaay....
>> No. 19417
File 130372187847.png - (89.08KB , 320x249 , 1296616236845.png )
19417
>>19410

Yeesh, you'd think she'd know how to apply the lipstick at least...
>> No. 19418
File 130372191789.jpg - (15.28KB , 220x220 , 130342689156.jpg )
19418
>>19414
ZOMG! proof that the word of trixie is always fair! lmao
>> No. 19419
File 130372192168.jpg - (21.92KB , 394x407 , 130113723377.jpg )
19419
>>19414
well you did try.
My little ponies are acutally more closely related to sharks than equines any species of equine,.
>> No. 19420
>>19391
She tells herself everyday that its a weakness, that you never would see a wonderbolt in something girly, while she just wants to feel pretty. It feels so right each time she puts on make-up, even the smallest amount, or puts on a frilly saddle, even if its just in front of a mirror and for a few moments. Sometimes she ponders on this contradiction at night and wonders simply "WHY?"
>> No. 19421
File 130372201137.jpg - (38.95KB , 100x100 , 1287187266578.jpg )
19421
>>19420
>> No. 19422
>>19420
Patience Is Key young ebrona
>> No. 19423
>>19420
wooh
damn thats' deep

and damn you're good
>> No. 19424
Rarity snorts pixie dust.
She's tearing her family apart.
>> No. 19425
File 130372211460.png - (2.74KB , 345x334 , cuuurse you krass.png )
19425
>>19420
Someday you arrogant son of a b- *pop*
>> No. 19426
File 130372211498.gif - (32.56KB , 249x358 , 130193676510.gif )
19426
The reason Apple Bloom suggested the name "Cutie Mark Crusaders is because she is islamaphobic
>> No. 19427
dubs and Leeroy is actually just coconut with his hair gelled back and a fake heart cutie mark.
>> No. 19428
File 130372214304.jpg - (13.21KB , 250x317 , stoner.jpg )
19428
Spike smokes weed erryday.
>> No. 19429
>>19423
I know.

a tidal wave of doubt washes over the beach of surity
erasing what was written there
sowing seeds of confusion on fertile land
sprouting and splitting the plane of the mind in two
causing discontent's tyrannical rule
ordering sorrow and solitude throughout the state of being
manifesting in actuality leaving the defense of a fake smile
with unfounded hopes it will take
>> No. 19430
I give up. I'm not going to post again in here.
>> No. 19431
>>19420
>>19420

Oh shit son what did you do?!
>> No. 19432
File 130372222458.jpg - (21.54KB , 471x269 , bow chicka wow wow.jpg )
19432
>>19429
everything he just said is true..
>> No. 19433
File 130372223343.jpg - (3.36KB , 144x120 , 1298330220757.jpg )
19433
>>19429
I'm not entirely sure what that means, but it's canon, whatever it is.
>> No. 19434
>>19431
I aint called mcwriter for nothin'
>> No. 19435
File 130372227864.jpg - (225.40KB , 500x541 , tumblr_leof4kOawX1qzaxefo1_500.jpg )
19435
>>19429
>>19429

STOP DOING THAT!
>> No. 19436
>>19435
doin what lol.
>> No. 19437
>>19429
... I dont know if I actually wanted you to get trips on that one... that's sounds sad =(
hell even my mental image seems sad...

DUBS AND I"M HAPPY AGAIN!
>> No. 19438
File 130372241941.jpg - (7.11KB , 251x201 , panic.jpg )
19438
>>19412
I-I - um- ... told you all. Th-this one is out to get us! He-he is not what he claims to be! Canterl - sorry - Celestia sent him t-to destroy - uh - to destroy us all. Cloud... this pony is no pony's friend, do not let his t-talk of - um - lonliness get to you. Don't any of you l-let it - uh - get to you! When Celestia sets her... her final solution into effect, h-he will be th-the one - uh - leading the extermination...
>> No. 19439
File 130372245446.jpg - (23.28KB , 251x230 , 1298430124166.jpg )
19439
>>19437
dubs and you will never find true love
>> No. 19440
File 130372245697.jpg - (246.77KB , 600x600 , Dashie_paints_her_mane.jpg )
19440
Rainbow Dash is really older than Granny Smith, Celestia too! Every morning before she greets her friends, she takes a bath in the fountain of youth, dabs on some anti-wrinkle cream and paints her white mane.
>> No. 19441
Someday.....

Krass McWriter was actually Ebrona in disguise all along
>> No. 19442
File 130372259432.png - (208.39KB , 1233x1199 , PinkiePieHiRes.png )
19442
Pinkie Pie can Pop & Lock like a champ.
>> No. 19443
>>19441
It was worth a shot...
>> No. 19444
>>19440

beat ya

>>19262
>> No. 19445
>>19439
heeeyyyyyy
that's not nice
dubs and we both find true love not like that you perv! cause I just dont know you like that and all... dubs and I'm not a creeper...
>> No. 19446
>>19430
Phew. not dubs

>>19429
What does it mean?

If dubs, Princess Celestia live forever by stealing the bodies of her proteges, Twilight Sparkle is next.
>> No. 19447
File 130372266459.jpg - (20.18KB , 341x324 , Confluttershy.jpg )
19447
Fluttershy had an abusive father, hence why she's so timid
>> No. 19448
>>19443
Apparently it wasn't.
>> No. 19449
>>19429
>>19420
>>19385
>>19376
>>19354
>>19335
>>19326
>>19317
>>19313
>>19303
>>19288
>>19277
>>19268
>>19262
>>19250
lets see how the great spirit of dubs likes this suggestion.

If Krass gets dubs (or trips or quads etc) one more time, Ebrona gets to decide what happens to him.
>> No. 19450
>>19449
oh well, this isn't working
>> No. 19451
File 130372274217.jpg - (9.05KB , 346x224 , 130114917600.jpg )
19451
>>19445
awww. . . now we'll both be forever alone
>> No. 19452
File 130372284536.png - (258.14KB , 1900x1916 , flutterdash hug.png )
19452
>>19451
bawwwww... I damned us...
>> No. 19453
>>19446
chill bronies

its just me showin off my writin proweress
>> No. 19454
File 130372289041.gif - (110.44KB , 559x490 , 130114936289.gif )
19454
if doubles me and lemming become best friends forever!
>>19445
>> No. 19455
When this thread gets archived all of Krass McWriter's doubled will be taken away and given to me!
>> No. 19456
>>19420
>>19420
>>19420
I must say, I like how this turned out.
>> No. 19457
>>19453
dubs... again.

This statement is false
>> No. 19458
>>19455
just give up.
you're humiliating yourself.
>> No. 19459
>>19446
MUAHAHAHAHA

If dubs, Derpy only has one eye. The other is a glass eye. that's why her eyes are sometimes un-derped.
>> No. 19460
File 130372306083.png - (30.13KB , 183x165 , 130369848339.png )
19460
>>19459
OH GOD

SHE COMES
>> No. 19461
File 130372308802.jpg - (229.20KB , 748x748 , 129893351353-fluttershock.jpg )
19461
>>19459
oh god.
if dubs Ebrona will never regain his sanity, or his doubles.
>> No. 19462
File 130372316207.png - (266.36KB , 330x462 , Derppatch_alone.png )
19462
>>19459
>> No. 19463
>>19458
You're right, but that because I'm actually evil, and love drawing awkward situations out as long as possible.
>> No. 19464
>>19463
Nooo you aren;t.
>> No. 19465
File 130372320485.jpg - (23.94KB , 210x240 , char_20198.jpg )
19465
Twilight Sparkle was bullied viciously in school. It was this, and not the Summer Sun Celebration, that drove her to immerse herself in books and shun friendship for so long.

Also, she was excited to be accepted as Princess Celestia's pupil because she could leave her old school and all her bad memories behind.
>> No. 19466
>>19454
well that was too bad...

now we really are going to be alone forever...
oh I cant wait for the internet to be all VR... then we can all be alone together!
>> No. 19467
I wonder what the most shocking secret revealed tonight is?
>> No. 19468
lol this thread rocks
>> No. 19469
RD LIKES COLTS
>> No. 19470
If dubs, Krass McWriter and I are the same person.

If trips, this thread WON'T be Archived.

if both, than both.

>>19470
aren't trips always also dubs?
>> No. 19471
>>19464
>Vacarious doubles in order to bring me back to the light side.

Well I must have some reason...maybe I'm just being overdramatic for fun?
>> No. 19472
>>19470
WUT?!
>> No. 19473
>>19470
CURSE YOU KRASS McWRITER! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
>> No. 19474
>>19470
>Krass McWriter and I are the same person.

So YOU'RE behing these shenanigans.
>> No. 19475
File 130372356584.png - (107.99KB , 600x583 , 129930418526.png )
19475
>>19471
you're probably just bored =)

>>19469
proof RD likes teh ladies
>> No. 19476
>>19471
No.
You're just incomipitent really bad at this.
>> No. 19477
>>19475
I have never been more entertained in my entire life.
>> No. 19478
>>19470
lol I doubt it would'e gotten archived anyway.
>> No. 19479
>>19474
yyyyyyup

>>19473
MUAHAHAHA
>> No. 19480
>>19476
>>19475
so apparently embrona is... is getting singles on purpose, but not for attention, not for overly dramatic fun, not because s/he's board, and not just bad at it... of course, if it was intentional obviously they rock at it :P

I'm gonna say it's because s/he's getting a bite of cheese cake after every non-double post
>> No. 19481
>>19478

yeah that sucks don't it?
>> No. 19482
>>19478
actually it was going to be... but now...
dubs and I stay up to see if somepony reverses it =)
>> No. 19483
File 130372379195.png - (75.94KB , 800x1600 , PinkiePieIsWatchingYouForever.png )
19483
If dubs Pinkie is the ruler of Equestria, not Celestia.
>> No. 19484
File 130372382805.png - (77.81KB , 500x281 , tumblr_lfshbaO1mN1qgex26o1_500.png )
19484
Pinkie has an all consuming fear of oatmeal.
>> No. 19485
>>19479
NO
>>19482
YES
>> No. 19486
secrets secrets secrets... Spike is actually female and the love child between Basil and one Mr. Magnet
>> No. 19487
if singles then... then the next post is true
>> No. 19488
if singles then the previous post is false
>> No. 19489
>>19487
he was right!
>> No. 19490
>>19481
>>19479
NOT ME.
>> No. 19491
>>19489
... I should have said wrong.... paradox diverted...
>> No. 19492
>>19487
>>19488
MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK
>> No. 19493
>>19482
I guess I'll try to do my part.
dubs and the thread is archived
>> No. 19494
>>19490
But I thought we were the same person!?
>> No. 19495
File 130372415458.png - (71.38KB , 250x250 , Sweetie_Belle.png )
19495
Sweetie loathes the other crusaders. She's just using them to get her Cutie Mark faster.
>> No. 19496
>>19493
Krass should be doing this, he's good at getting dubs.
>> No. 19497
>>19494
LOL I HAVE A TRIP
>> No. 19498
>>19493
dont think it'll help us if she already went to bed...
>> No. 19499
Oh Celestia no! Krass McWriter IS doubles!
>> No. 19500
>>19498
maybe a different mod will see this. if singles then it is not singles
>> No. 19501
File 130372429305.png - (43.56KB , 488x512 , Oatmeal_1303724259701.png )
19501
Its happenin
>> No. 19502
>>19497

ok, ok. I'll stop. It was just for fun anyway!
If dubs you have no hard feelings
>> No. 19503
>>19502
DUBS ARE CORRECT.
>> No. 19504
>>19500
if dubs krass will get dubs saying that he's going to report the thread and a mod will see it and archive it!
if somepony else gets dubs to say it'll be archived that is!
>> No. 19505
Twilight touches her horn to trixie
>> No. 19506
File 130372463099.png - (197.83KB , 639x360 , 129777759696.png )
19506
also, holy crap it's almost 5am!
dubs and I goto bed!
not dubs and I go get a drink of milk, and then goto bed!
>> No. 19507
File 130372466444.png - (92.55KB , 296x296 , 130002170399.png )
19507
Noi it's actually my daughter and her mother it's Lyra.
>> No. 19508
File 130372466568.png - (43.61KB , 188x179 , Srsly.png )
19508
Sweetie Bell is actually Rarity's daughter.
>> No. 19509
Scootaloo paints over her cutie mark, and just acts like she doesnt have one so she can have friends?
>> No. 19510
I reported this thread for being awesome!
>> No. 19511
File 130372477348.png - (244.85KB , 485x587 , apple_bloom_is_sad_by_dancinninjac-d3awp55.png )
19511
Apple bloom has a crush on Spike.
>> No. 19512
None of these secrets are true.
>> No. 19513
>>19508
*Dun dun duuuuun*

3:47 AM and I'm here posting ponies... Yay *Yaw* !
>> No. 19514
File 130372489007.jpg - (6.77KB , 237x213 , images.jpg )
19514
Applejack is dead, the others are all just imagining her, because they don't want to accept that she worked herself to death in Applebuck Season
>> No. 19515
>>19510
BAM, it's go time.
>> No. 19516
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCub4Vi-1KI
>> No. 19517
File 130372500338.jpg - (3.78KB , 125x108 , go on.jpg )
19517
Pinkie Pie doesn't like sweets or parties, she just has an image to manetain.
>> No. 19518
>>19516
THIS THREADS THEME
>> No. 19519
File 130372502002.png - (640.23KB , 1280x720 , twi_holyshitmirrorgiygas.png )
19519
Celestia is Giygas!

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF FRIENDSHIP.
>> No. 19520
File 130372502948.png - (81.00KB , 454x600 , tumblr_lbwyjbWLYy1qdxi7no1_r1_500.png )
19520
Applejack is racist against donkeys and mules.
>> No. 19521
you all just lost the game
>> No. 19522
the cake is a lie
>> No. 19523
I should go to bed.
>> No. 19524
this thread is full of lies
>> No. 19525
i should stop posting
>> No. 19526
Trips and this thread is archived.
>> No. 19527
Princess Luna is amazing
>> No. 19528
>>19482

ok, fine I guess somepony's gotta do it.
Only trips can truly counter another trips.
If trips, old trips ( >>19470 ) is false.
Krass and I aren't the same person,
and thread WILL be archived.
>> No. 19529
>>19523
guess not then eh?
>> No. 19530
if trips I can decide what this post says is true in a different post
>> No. 19531
>>19528
HELL YEAH.
>> No. 19532
>>19528
awwyeah.jpg QUADS
>> No. 19533
>>19528
>>19527

And the rightful order was restored...
>> No. 19534
MFW i thought it was quads
[?] this and the previous post oes not exist[?]
>> No. 19535
>>19532
wait, what?
>> No. 19536
Just had to put that in there before I go to sleep for a 2nd time tonight
>> No. 19537
File 130372543006.png - (110.33KB , 257x349 , lucky_happy.png )
19537
>>19536
It worked well.

Lucky is lucky.
>> No. 19538
File 130372543235.jpg - (4.07KB , 125x125 , 130325869915s.jpg )
19538
Derpy isn't English, she's Swiss and was merely posing in this picture, because she doesn't want people to think she's *gasp* NEUTRAL.
>> No. 19539
ARCHIE NOAA!!
>> No. 19540
File 130372562139.jpg - (103.02KB , 864x433 , Noah Beavers Mura.jpg )
19540
>>19539
ok
>> No. 19541
File 130372562792.jpg - (47.09KB , 600x600 , 130212656837.jpg )
19541
>>19527
>> No. 19542
File 130372563764.jpg - (49.32KB , 796x506 , Fire ze Faust.jpg )
19542
This thread is glorious.
>> No. 19543
>>19541
really, now I get dubs?
>> No. 19544
>>19543

'cause luna is happy!
>> No. 19545
Okay i seriously have to sleep

ALSO WE HAVE HIT AUTOSAGE

REPEAT WE HAVE HIT AUTOSGAE
>> No. 19546
>>19544
yeah, but I don't think we needed dubs to tell us that.
>> No. 19547
File 130372579228.png - (188.00KB , 345x334 , lucky_thinking.png )
19547
Well I guess it's time to come forward with the truth.
>> No. 19548
>>19547
I was right about them singles all along?
>> No. 19549
File 130372586416.jpg - (64.73KB , 670x394 , my doubles powered flashlight.jpg )
19549
>>19547
Everypony, the reason I've been getting singles is because I have a very dangerous doubles-activated flashlight, as seen here.
>> No. 19550
>>19545
ok you guys, everypony click on the box next to OP's post and report it
FOR BEING EPIC!!!
>> No. 19551
>>19548
looks like it

this will not get dubs.
>> No. 19552
File 130372595299.png - (110.33KB , 257x349 , lucky_happy.png )
19552
>>19549
Obviously it's malfunctioning, but it's important to always practice doubles safety when using doubles activated equipment. Remember that.

It's been fun everypony. I'm going to sleep.
>> No. 19553
File 130372612043.png - (310.62KB , 400x403 , Off to save time.png )
19553
'Night. :) I should leave too.
>> No. 19556
File 130372740592.png - (58.08KB , 257x349 , lucky_cute_happy.png )
19556
Huh. The post certainly died down quick one we got auto saged. Guess that means I can quit being humble!
>> No. 19557
File 130372754575.png - (43.97KB , 199x209 , 130358451622.png )
19557
>>19556
Well lookie there!
>> No. 19558
If this thread isn't archived by the time I get up tomorrow I'll be severly disappointed.
>> No. 19559
File 130372763539.png - (401.85KB , 1010x644 , NightmareMoon Laughing.png )
19559
>>19545
>>19553
I will never go to bed!!!!

THE NIGHT,
WILL LAST,
FOREVER!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> No. 19560
File 130372771487.jpg - (64.73KB , 670x394 , my doubles powered flashlight.jpg )
19560
>>19556
Go flashlight! Fwoosh!
>> No. 19561
File 130372776198.png - (158.33KB , 2000x2000 , 130298174455.png )
19561
>>19560
>> No. 19562
File 130372777044.jpg - (86.85KB , 900x900 , derpy cool story brony.jpg )
19562
>>19528
the trips have spoken. archive imminent.
>> No. 19563
File 130372790073.png - (58.08KB , 257x349 , lucky_cute_happy.png )
19563
Yay Derpy! We love you! Although archiving is gonna change the doubles a little. Oh well. Epic is epic!

*hug*
>> No. 19564
File 130372793807.gif - (550.57KB , 200x200 , fluttershy_angel_huggles.gif )
19564
I missed you doubles. I missed you so much!
>> No. 19565
Serge's "unintentional" innuendo?
Totally intentional.
>> No. 19566
File 130372794704.png - (82.73KB , 418x455 , 130239940973.png )
19566
>>19562
This thread is so awesome, It has Derpy the moderator posting in it.
>> No. 19567
File 130372801612.jpg - (36.38KB , 600x667 , 130249829087.jpg )
19567
>>19564
You're getting better luck
Damn shame this thread's autosaged.
>> No. 19568
File 130372820991.jpg - (50.29KB , 506x800 , derpy mail bag.jpg )
19568
oops. i accidentally all your doubles.
>> No. 19569
Hell yes! archive!!

the following secrets are now true
>>19133
>>19144
>>19155
>>19166
>>19177
>>19188
>>19199
>>19200
>>19211
>>19222
>>19233
>>19244
>>19255
>>19266
>>19277
>>19288
>>19299
>>19300
>>19311
>>19322
>>19333
>>19344
>>19355
>>19366
>>19377
>>19388
>>19399
>>19400
>>19411
>>19422
>>19433
>>19444
>>19455 (he called it)
>>19466
>>19477
>>19488
>>19499
>>19500
>>19511
>>19522
>>19533
>>19544
>>19566
>> No. 19571
File 130372931281.gif - (744.40KB , 945x945 , Lucky_dance_party_you_know_you_love_it!.gif )
19571
All the secrets have changed! It's a miracle! Equestria is saved! It's just like the last matrix movie!

>>19344
HAHA! It was the best story I'd ever written! I knew it!

>>19366
The happy secret came true!
>>19422
Patience WAS key!
>>19455
CALLED IT! Called it!
>>19477
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
>>19566
Never a truer statement. I am happy with how this turned out.

Final Score:
Krass McWriter: 5
Ebrona: 6 +5 for totally calling it, total 11 (doubles!)
>> No. 19572
File 130373125950.jpg - (54.48KB , 400x230 , YEEEEEEEAH!.jpg )
19572
>>19568
Also thanks Derpy. In the big picture this was all possible because of you.

I looks like...

*puts on glasses*

You were keeping an eye on us all along.
>> No. 19573
File 130373157369.gif - (474.83KB , 250x182 , colbert_1000_years.gif )
19573
>And everypony lived happily ever after.

>Except for Stephen Colbert

>THE END
>> No. 19574
File 130373581265.jpg - (5.73KB , 172x120 , 632858fe_d406_708e.jpg )
19574
>>19573
then 1000 years later... Steven Colbert was allowed out of the moon to have a chance at happiness.
which paraspriteestia immediately crushed by sending him back to the moon!
>> No. 19575
File 130374299823.png - (337.33KB , 571x600 , 130222794210.png )
19575
This is my second archived thread that I OP'd!

Awww yeah. So what, am I like a legend to /oat/ now? Do I get a trophy? I want a trophy. Maybe a ribbon.

Just kidding, I love you all. You guys deserve the trophy.
>> No. 19578
Eh, I have it saved in its former glory.
>> No. 19580
File 130376480252.gif - (36.56KB , 100x100 , 0050xytc.gif )
19580
>>19568
Oh man, the doubles were all messed up!

Ah well. Twas fun.
>> No. 19582
File 130376855874.jpg - (109.95KB , 1024x768 , 4890 - meme sad twilight_sparkle.jpg )
19582
Yeah, too bad about the doubles derp. I was kind of hoping my comment about oatmeal would still be a double. It was still a lot of fun, though.
>> No. 2510858
>>19465

The episode, "Lesson Zero", verified that this is indeed true.
>> No. 2511234
File 131948661606.jpg - (17.27KB , 414x376 , 131941149033.jpg )
2511234
Gummy works at an underground equestrian night-club as a bartender.
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