i'll try to write some words excetera

in the style befitting zecora

which is why you confused me so

instead of her, you chose bic mac, so tell me so

but then again i do not mind

because the glasses and lighting shows great mind.

and listen to me ramble on.

clearly i think my mind has gone.

Well BronyStart, I would like to say I can write
However with your bait I feel i must bite

Perhaps I would create more rhymes in a hurry
But that would hurt quality and for ED's friendoff I must scurry

On an unrelated note, Scootaloo is a chicken
No denying this, unlike you feel like bickering.

I don't know if I should post in this thread.

All this rhyming is hurting my head.

Although I can write,
I'm far from my height.
I'm sorry to say
I'm not well today,
But I'll give this a try,
As no one will die.
Despite how I do,
I doubt I'll be judged by you.

>>2493612
I'm so glad you responded, I just want to play,
I'm sorry you're feeling so shitty today.

>>2493613
It's no problem, my friend,
My problems will mend.
I like this idea, it's a thread that looks grand!
I'm more than happy to lend a helping hand.

Seasons pass in the blink of an eye
Under the cruel passage of time.
which is why i hope soon to find
an enjoyable activity to sooth my mind.

Amico, I find this thread compelling.
Perhaps I should check
what the merchants are selling.
A bottle of medical potion
That will surely put me back in motion.
Something to sharpen my blades
So that they do not degrade.
Right now I shall take my leave
Perhaps our paths will once again interweave

>>2493614
I tried to make something I thought was fun,
And I hoped I wasn't the only one

Who like to rhyme, and to play, and to laugh
But it seems it might have been a small gaffe.

>>2493618
6/10

Also I don't think 'you' rhymes that well with 'thou'.

>inb4 ban

(You did not perform said rhyme, so you shall have to pay for your crime.)

>>2493618
Oh my goodness, a mod posted in mine!
I'm sad to say this is the very first time.

From here to page 12, it is quite a hike,
But I'm happy to have the words of ModSpike.

So speak in rhymes, and have some class,
Or the great dragon Mod will so ban your flank

>>2493617
In my honest opinion,
Rhyming is for more than Hallmark's minions.
Things like this are always a blast,
Even better when you start getting fast!

>>2493618
Oh, Spike, I didn't expect you to join in, but your sudden appearance mandated a happy grin.

John Sappington Marmaduke is no good with rhymes. He feels that he is just wasting your time.

>>2493619
The fine I refuse to pay,
now excuse me as I escape,
I don't want to get caught,
so I'll hide under some hay.

Rhyming threads are stupid and dumb
so hear i will post a picture of Celestias bum

What is this thread, I don't even know
I guess I'll just bail, and get back to my show

>>2493622
Don't cry my friend, we're all nice here!
Though from the parasprites you might elicit a jeer.

Just post in your rhymes, and we'll all have a laugh,
And your happiness will increase, at least by half

>>2493618

STOP CAPITALISING RANDOM WORDS! YOU'RE MAKING IT SO THAT MY HEAD HURTS!

I mean, would you please? It will help me get my mind at ease, because I think that improper capitalisation is a disease, which does not appease, especially not in boards like these where bad spelling is like a constant breeze, yet it buzzes in my head like an angry nest of bees, and every time I see it, I need something to squeeze in order not to freeze so that I may once again be at peace.

>>2493619
Fine, I shall play by your rules.
But don't blame me if my rhymes aren't jewels.

For thine bans are as meaningless as this very act of linguistic nightmare.
I concur that rhyming makes me pull my hair.

>>2493623

Amico, i'm afraid that it will not work
Cause the mods will just catch you being a dork

>>2493627
He does that because he's a European.

>>2493623
There once was a brony Eight Ball
Who once tried to let a rhyme fall,
But schemes of rhyme,
Are diverse all the time,
So I guess yours works after all.

THIS IS NOW A SPIDERMAN THREAD HUR DUR DUR

There once was a Bronie from Nantucket
who loved rainbow dash so much he wish he could...

>in b4 banished to the moon

No more rhymes now, I mean it!
(Anypony want a peanut?)

>>2493634
My favorite movie, if that's believable.
The very thought is INCONCEIVABLE.

There once was a colt from the sticks
Who liked to write dirty limericks
But he failed in his sport
'Cuz he wrote them too short

Don't worry guys, it's VideoG2,
This guy knows just what to do!

He'll make a poem related to ponies,
To see the reactions of his fellow Bronies,

He should be studying, but what the hay
He's been practicing all day!

He's got it down, just wait and see,
Summer's just about here, he's almost free!

Now he's just pulling these out of his flank,
These rhymes are getting rather rank,

I'll stop typing this now, back to work,
I've spent far too much time on the lurk.

>>2493634
>Zecoras Face When

>>2493630

That's a weird rationalisation. But unlike you, he's at least not from some backwater nation.

You know what is missing from this most excellent thread?
An creepy rhyme from our most dear Friend, Fred.

>>2493629
I think you should know better,
that hiding in the hay is quite clever,
for the guard will never catch me here,
so you best not blow my cover, you hear?

>>2493639
It's ON now, as you will know.

I'm killin' these rhymes like a mass-murder maker,
When it comes to bad prose, I'm the damn Undertaker.

They call me Spitfire 'cause they know I can,
Cap yo' flank so fast I'm like a hitman.

You'll never measure up, you need a big ruler,
I'll just always be, 20% cooler.

So many laughs I've found in this thread,
It's enough to make a man keel over dead,
We've got a mod mandate,
So come one, come all, to meet your fate!
Your rhymes will be fine,
Worry not, my friends, come on, form a line!
It's all in good fun,
So give it a run!

>>2493643

>>2493641

I shall not, you have my word
But the mods can be like, a hawk to a bird
So lay still and be quiet
Or you'll surely face a riot
I wish you the best of luck
Though I honestly don't give a duck

>>2493643

>>2493648
I insinuate that it is because thou is of European heritage.
I am determined to make that a valid form of ridicule,
For I am a man from a nation of younger age,
Where mocking the old world of its obsolete ways is the rule.

>>2493647
I can assure you,
They won't hear a toot,
At being stealthy,
I'm quite good.

I like relaxing on a nice apple diet,
But this has gotten quiet...too quiet.

>>2493648

But you're usually so cool, !!Spike. Why do you insist on doing something that I really don't like? I know it's not right, and I know you don't do it out of spite, but it's the kind of thing that really keeps me up at night.

>>2493651

>>2493608
I must implore you sir due to my need for that picture
Hopefully the context will not achieve me a stricture

Translation: I need the full picture of that WITH TEXT, but I hope that the mods don't ban me for it due to the text's... vulgarity

>>2493653
I canterlottainly postulate a reason as to why,
But I fear that is not something that should be said by somepony such as I.

>>2493631
I see we're posting limericks here
So I guess I have nothing to fear?
To write a bad rhyme
Won't take much of my time;
My talent can't be further from clear.

>>2493656

>>2493655
I cropped this thumbnail from a bigger picture,
But I don't recall any offensive scripture.

Surely good sir, you must like oranges
For as I, they fill me with...
With...
Uh....
Damn.

>>2493660

>>2493656
My, my, the word filter screwed my 'can certainly' into that of the name of a fictional city.

I blame !!Celestia and his ridiculously rigorous act of word filtering fueled by paranoia and the desire of trolling. What an atrocity.

>>2493660

Hey guys, what's this thread all about?

Rhyming you say?

Eh, no thanks, I'm out.

>>2493660

>>2493660

Adorange, perhaps may be what your looking
Though making up words will no doubt cause a mod to start cooking.

>>2493668
I believe he's looking for the phrase door hinge my friend.

Although it's a bit of a bend...

English aint my native language.
Thats why this is kinda hard.
Now i shall eat a sandwitch,
that contains tons and tons of lard.

Omigosh, omigosh, I have some good news!
First let me say I live with 2 dudes,

They know I'm a brony but they two are not,
At least, until now, that's what I thought,

Until I saw one's phone, and his current background,
Of Rainbow Dash, flying around.

He quickly took on an angry red hue,
So I ask you /oat/...What do?

its a shame to discover this thread
when i'm suppose to go to bed

this is the time i'll say 'bye'
something something... fluttershy

>>2493671
GLOAT

>>2493668
What on earth is an adorange?
The only thing I can find is a lorange

>>2493670

>>2493659
Do not fear good sir, I have found the image.
But now I must say, inb4 scrimmage.

It is quite the lewd thing, and mods will hang me by a ring
I do so hope they can forgive me, for as this picture did have a hefty fee

>>2493676

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

>>2493678
Itena Pony!, I'm you've come,
I'm sure you'll provide an infusion of fun.

>>2493679
I'm glad** you've come

hi B-Bigmac....

Why must we rhyme?
Are haikus a crime?

Why must we speak in couplet?
It's like poetry's puppet!

Oh my, I really am having a lot of fun,
But I'm running out of rhyme, so for now I'll be done.

>>2493680
Hi there Fluttershy, good to see you,
but I'm afraid there's something you must do.

To avoid Spike's bans in this thread of mine,
Whenever you speak, you have to rhyme

>>2493683
Um.... Okay...
Who are you, today?

>>2493684
I'm many ponies, from Big Mac to Pinks,
Whatever suits my current mood methinks.

I'm a bit distracted, as I'm doing some work,
But rhyming with friends certainly can't hurt

>>2493679

Yes, now sorry for the plagiarism,
But just think about it as journalism,
Oh and don't forget this testimony
for Twilight is certainly best pony.

>>2493685
well.... I found a toy for my Bunny.
And then I got ice cream with Rarity and it was funny!


d-did that work?

>>2493687
Perfect it was, I'm glad you tried,
Rather than go to your home and hide,

Everypony just wants to have fun,
So let your streams of consciousness run!

Any rhyme good or bad, will be welcome here,
So post and post, and write without fear

>>2493688
*nod* Yes I will!
Did you hear that colt named Bill?

>>2493689
A colt named Bill? Can't say I did,
Though I did meet a Geoff...or was it Robert..maybe Sid?

>>2493690
No, His name's Geoff, who loves to paint.
And he also...... what rhymes with paint?

>>2493692
>Whispers
(And I sure feel that a jerk he ain't)

>>2493693
*nods* I must go.....

>>2493694
Alrighty then, I'll say goodbye,
Though I'll be around later, so stop on by

Hello, Big Macintosh, the brave one.
I made that sign, so I won!

This rhyming, addicting it is,
I hope I can write more before I fizz,
And since I don't have to pee,
I think I'll drink some tea.

>>2493696
That's marvelous Geoffrey, I'm glad we chose you!
Can't wait to show AJ, wonder what she'll do

>>2493698
Oh, that reminds me.
Rarity isn't full of glee...

>>2493699
That's not surprising, she's a bit of a fuss
Do you know what's caused her upset status?

>>2493700
Well..... I know that somepony stole her clothes.
So it's why she's full of woes.

>>2493701
Rarity's lost her clothes? She must be irate.
I surely will investigate

>>2493702
May I come come with you?
I want to know, too.

My tea was cold,
A little old,
I'm gonna fold,
From the crazy I hold
In my head as I told
you about sevenfold
as we looked for some rings of gold
in the store newly sold
to a man that smelled like mold.

This poem didn't work so well,
but I had fun so what the hell.

>>2493703
You go on ahead, I'll be behind.
I'm afraid I've got some work I must mind.

I'm taking a break from this wonderful thread,
Hopefully somepony will rhyme in my stead

>>2493704

>>2493705
All right...

I'll do it with my might!

God I suck at rhyming

Last night, before bed, I'd promised myself,
that I would pursue my own sanity's health.
"Get up in the morning; get a job!" I would say,
"And whatever you do, don't browse /oat/ all day!"

Lo and behold, twelve hours have passed
Since I stirred from my bedroom - what have I amassed?
I've not completed but one single chore,
but instead I've neglected them just to lurk moar.

I've wasted my day and I've squandered my time,
but that's quite alright; it's pony time!
Thread after thread and tab after tab,
I've scrolled and I've clicked and I've saved, might I add!

Now, after having a day's worth of fun
I'd assumed that my time on /oat/ was done.
I'd sang along and posted Scootaloo,
and even parasprited a poor soul while I was there, too!

But what is this that I find near the top of the page?
Let's have a look, in b4 autosage..
..there's participants rhyming, their skills being hailed?
And to my surprise you've not been derailed?

Bravo, my good sirs, and good madammes at that!
I've much enjoyed our lyrical chat.
But I've rhymed so much that I'm ready to drop,
so please excuse me while I leave to go clean my room

>>2493708
That is a long poem, might I say
And I understand how you could have such a day!
I'm much like you, in that sense,
that my chores are untouched and numerous and dense.

I'm finding this hard to stop,
so much that I'm now listening to hip hop,
rap is a form of rhyme,
so now it's that sort of time.

I'm unstoppable, crazy absurd,
So I shall have at another post, a third.
I dunno why I'm doing this, no I don't,
but it's fun so question it I won't.

>>2493708
I refreshed this page once, just to be sure
I was met a paragraph, an irresistable lure.

So happy you posted, and so many rhymes!
You and verse go together like lemons and limes.

I wish only to match your vocal prowess,
But I'm feeling outdone, I'm afraid I confess.

Before I turn to my damn PowerPoint,
One last rhyme I will leave, to grace this fine joint.

Forgive my meter, you will find from empirics,
That I tend to employ rather spherical lyrics.

You bronies are nothing if not the artistic,
The emponiment of the quite lyrically gifted.

You run circles 'round rhymes, and haikus and prose,
And demonstrate something everypony knows.

We bronies are great, with friendliness such,
That can say without fear that I love y'all so much.

Forgive my digression, for I must go,
Just wanted to let you all know,
That I love Ponychan and all of you too
So this is my poem from BronyStark to you.
Ciao for now, I'll be back a bit later,
But until then, I'm afraid you must wait..er

>>2493712
I can drink to that, sir.
When It comes to rhyming I prefer
to think of myself as an amateur,
And so in a dizzying blur,
I'd like to recur
the fact that I love you too, monsieur

The rhyme, It's flowing out my mind,
I can't control it, I find,
And so with my own blood I bind
Myself to this thread and to mankind.

I feel a little alone
Doing all these posts on my own,
but I'm sure it's only because
my rhyming bone gnaws
at my consciousness and my claws.

I surely must be, by now, annoying,
but I'm still in the midst of deploying
all my rhymes and my soloing

>>2493715
Let it out, let it all out man,
Nopony can stop you, only you can

>>2493716
I thank you for that encouragement.
It was truly a nourishment
for my confidence's flourishment.

This thread is waning, a crime I say!
We must find more participants, some way.

It's too late now, no turning back!
There is only ponies and rhymes in my sack.

My backpack is my road to fame,
but not really because that leads to shame,
for my poems can be a tad lame
as in soft, amateurish, a game.

But I have no regrets, come at me bro,
because from here on out, they're only gonna grow.

>>2493708
I must say your poem describes well
Something I've also found to be true
Ponychan, I can very well tell
Fast becomes rather hard to eschew.

>>2493719
>ponies and rhymes in my sack
I feel I must, so I will then.
At that line, mon visage when.

>>2493718
True that yo,
that is why I listen to my audio,
and rhyme mostly without a foe,
although some folks have returned
and I refuse to have this thread adjourned.

>>2493721
Oh dear, I seemed to have made a joke
not on purpose, not to provoke
I suppose it didn't come to me
because, as I am to decree
I am no man, I am a she.

Well, no longer I suppose,
oh well, let's continue the poetry and prose!

Is there anything more to rhyme with?
Yes, why there always is!
Let's keep going through the actions
And hope for more reactions
As there are many abstractions.

Ah ain't done yet, nope not now
Not until I rhyme with this accent and crown!
This here poem is full of them apples,
And free birds and chapels.

What else rhymes with chapels?
Crabapples.

So much cage
So much rage
so much sage
so much page
so much wage.
...
ENGAGE.

Hello, it's me! I've invaded this thread,
even though it's pretty much dead.
But I've still been rhyming and nopony can stop me,
because I'm the great Itena and my word is my guarantee.

I will not obey your rules
Making words rhyme is for fools




OH GOD DAMMIT

Enough's enough? Never.
My rhyming track is forever.
That's why I'll laugh and I'll sing and I'll squawker
in this thread of which I have never been fonder.

>>2493726
You cannot hide,
You cannot flee,
the law of this thread is unbreakable decree.

This would be my 20th post,
I think I've gone a little crazy at most,
How clear is the coast?
I've a little to boast,
I think I've overdosed
in this thread which is host
for my poetry, my post.

>>2493729
Let's just see how thing's have gone in my stead
...My god..so much poetry assaulting my head

You write so much, and I'm glad that you do,
Because it only proves why I love you!

What am I doing?
It's a one pony party.
Rather than chewing
on lunch so hearty,
I'm instead pursuing
this rhyming so arty.

There once was a pony whose rhyme
Was considered a work so sublime
She got up on stages
and sang to all ages
THis pony is best of all time

>>2493730
Hey bronystark, welcome back!
I'm sorry if I gave you a heart attack.
Maybe it's too much rhyming for one day,
but am I close to stopping? No way!

Thanks for the love, my wonderful friend,
Here's some love and hugs I'd like to extend.

>>2493732
A new player we have! Im glad to see you!
I was beginning to wonder if it was just us two.

This thread still has life?
It's seen no strife.
How happy I am,
To be here again,
And although I've still much to do,
Ponychan, I could never leave you.

>>2493732

Does your singer have eyes that can blind?
Can she wield the power to save ponykind?
The best pony is a little bit undermind,
but Twilight is probably most accurately defined
as the best pony, almost divined.

A thread in which we speak in rhyme?
Why I speak in rhyme...all the time!
My sublime prose turns on a dime
and is always quite...
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauughtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>2493737

>>2493735
All thanks to Itena Pony, and her endless voice.
I had to return, it wasn't a choice

I can't resist the rhymes, from bronies like we,
How long can this thread go on? We will see.

>>2493737

Name board's this is Ponychan.
Cool really is site this, man!
Brain deprived sleep my curse...
In is poem this, reverse!
Complete life my make bronies.
Too, thing same the do ponies.
Awesome very so all are you.
Kind be to continue do.
/Oat/ called place the love I.
Forever post could I, why!
Write to hard was poem this, wow.
Up this wrap ever I will how?
Yourselves enjoy, anyway.
Please you as long as stay!

I wrote this one a while ago, but now it's the best time for this to show.

More brony folks visit this place,
rhyming and having fun with poise and grace,
I am very happy to comprehend
that I'm surrounded by more than one friend.

>>2493741
Oh my, how lovely, certainly a gem!
I love to see clever poems like them!

>>2493741
I am fascinated with this poem,
It is like a protozoan
I must confess,
it piques my interests
and I must study to start the knowin'.

>>2493739
Perhaps soon, we shall see?
Having lots of fun must be the key!
Once this thread autosages, if we so desire,
We should make a part two, I am not a liar.
I truly feel this way, and have through the fun,
Maybe a chain of threads over time, starting with this one!

>>2493745
I'd gladly propagate this thread idea,
but please answer one thing for me. uh...

How do you tell when it's autosaged?

>>2493746
When the post number reaches three hundred, we will know,
For it is then that the autosage will show!
I believe it's an archive, we require,
As this thread thread keeps ascending higher and higher!

>>2493747
Post are around 150, as far as i know,
So autosage wont come quite yet, i hope

But if anypony wants, tomorrow is when,
I'll remake this thread, for us to rhyme again!

Once upon a Tuesday happy, I was moping, feeling crappy,
Because I was feeling sappy, feeling so unlike a man.
Before leaving for the kitchen, I remembered something bitchin'!
My left eyelid madly twitchin', I now had today's plan.
"I will log on," I then sputtered, "to the website Ponychan!
I hope I won't incur a ban..."

>>2493745
Sounds coo' yo,
That sort of idea,
and let it be so,
I shall have rhyming diarrhea,
to autosage this thread, go go go!

>>2493749
I like where this poem is going,
Please continue without slowing

>>2493748
One hundred and thirty six posts, by the looks,
But if we continue like this, we'll end up writing books.
This thread full of rhymes has shown us good times,
And I'm certain that at this rate,
It'll continue to be great!

Nopony got nothin' on me,
I'm the poem writing queen, ye,
I'm typing up this poem without much thinkin',
trying to get another rhyme up with much hitchin'.
It's a difficult thing, my head is starting to smoke,
What a bloke, what a bloke.

There are no limits,
only drills to the minutes,
only sleep and the waking,
only streams and the taking,
only stones and hardy bats
only cones and party hats.

Taking a break from my presentation,
To post again in this large formation,
Of lyrical bronies and the words they craft,
In the ocean of boredom you are my raft.

Posting wildly, day and night, I gave myself such a fright,
For this multicolored blight of ponies forced my helpless hands.
Suddenly I gave a wail, "MY new thread you dare derail!?
You uncouth, demonic snail! I'll report you to The Man!"
Quoth the parasprite, "Ponychan..."

The mind, churning and chortling,
The hands, wurring and snorkeling,
The words they come out in weird phases,
In strange places,
In crazy chases.

In this thread, I've been posting,
On this site that WebFaction's hosting.
I'm glad they do, for me and you,
Would have never met,
And feel empty yet.

It seems as though spring has finally come
The sun now gives its renewing light.
I have been devoid of you for so long
you are certainly an sight for weary eyes!

>>2493758
We need more bronies, to spit their game,
And they can attain such lyrical fame

Recruiting them would be the best,
But..um..I can conjure some..I guess

Spiderman.... Oh spiderman,
Doth anypony know that in which you can?

A loving community of mighty strength,
A rope of love that has no length,
Together we live, love, and tolerate,
Posting until it becomes so very late.

I'm going to be rhyming the word mandarine,
Since its really delicious when it's not green,
How could have I foreseen
that an orange would be so sweet and serene
in its flavour, oh what a scene.

Oh wait Applejack, don't kill me please!
I'm sure we can figure out a solution with ease.
I love apples from those trees.

>>2493760
But how, my friend, can we make them recruit?
They might be afraid of judgement; a point that's toot.
Here we do not judge your ability to rhyme,
We love to have you posting here all of the time!

>>2493761

>second attempt

DOTH ORCS THEY DOTH INVADE DOTH LANDS!
DOTH THINK THEY DOTH KIILL US WHERE DOTH STANDS!
DOTH ORCS WILL BE WARNED DOTH WITHOUT DOTH FIGHT!
DOTH BATTLE DOTH BE OURS BY DOTH END OF DOTH NIGHT!

>>2493761
Spiderman? You can'y be serious.
Your words suggest you may be delirious.
I am a hero to those who know me,
You may just call me, Spiderpony

>>2493765
I think there is no problem, see look!
All these ponies not afraid of a cook
or a judgment unfair
Look at all of these poems there!

Now, I must temporarily take my leave,
while my brother enjoys his E3.

>>2493768
Enjoy your E3, I've watched it myself,
Just don't put thread somewhere on a shelf.
Make sure you come back, at least to say "night"
If we just get that, then we'll be alright

>>2493767
Spiderpony, oh what a nice name.....
Surely you carry alot of fame....

The rhyming here is beyond repair...
It's enough to make my men despair.
Thankfully, for all involved,
My men and I are quite evolved.

Cyborg men from other planes
Coming here to dispel your banes
Through fire, steel, laser, hoof,
All to purge the genetic cyst.

>>2493769
Don't put this* thread

>>2493771
Mother BIGSIXING word filter
It would seem, to my dismay,
the word filter has come to stay.
Even though I am in pain,
I can continue, for with my brain
I can create more rhymes anew
That do not use the those words, those few
That are stricken by re-writes
Despite the efforts, despite our mights.

>>2493771
>hoof
>cyst
Your mask are intimidating, your rhyming subpar,
It's a wonder you gents even made it this far.
To come with such aggression, what should we do?
I guess just give you a hug and say we love you!

>>2493771
>hoof
>cyst

The wordfilter it seems, has made you its pray,
But your point got across, I must say.

>>2493774
Your kindness is warming,
your good-will is known,
but our vigor is forming,
and our reasons our known.

This world is lived on by alien foes,
From other canons, stories, and bringing their woes.
We come to delete them, so that ponies may know
True happiness, innocence, and hearth-flames aglow.

Again, for the moment, I must take my leave,
To work on my...work. But bronies don't grieve!
I'll back in a jiffy, you can be sure,
I cannot resist this thead's lyrical lure.

>>2493777
Hee hee! Oh my, I should feel shame,
But I just had to laugh, at dat filename

My roommate seems always to play,
guitar hero or black ops it seems everyday
He needs to focus on his grades, i say.
but his response to me is always the same
"I'm multitasking, it works for me ok?"

>>2493777
I must concur that this thread is fantastic!
My rhyming so far is just simply bombastic!
Even though some words may be used quite improper,
I will have you know that I'm a gent proper!
To show you my face when I posted just then,
Attached is a picture of my face when.

If the filters attack the last couplet or so,
It will be most annoying and my anger will show.

>>2493779
Your doubles are good, but now I must say
I used to have the same problem each day.
Now, I have learned how to get my work done,
So that I can eat lots and have some good fun.

this is now a lewis carroll thread.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

>>2493769
My brother is the gamer,
unfortunately not I,
I have been dubbed casual by and by,
It's sad to say though I enjoy a few games,
I am truly, of our sibling-hood, the tamer.

E3 is foreign to me,
but I'm sure it's fantastic
as my brother is enthusiastic,
And while I haven't really watched it yet
I have no reason, so far, to disagree.

I do like cats, in fact, alot!
But more so, I like ponies, for their wondrous plot!

>>2493781
Work done first and then you can play!
an valuable lesson to learn these days.
but no matter how much i plead my case
His head is to far up his own flank I'm afraid.

A thread about rhymes, this sounds like fun
And from the looks of things, it's already begun.
I hope you don't mind if I interject.
And add rhymes of my own for you to inspect.
I've read all about them, from one book or another
how rhymes can pass down from a father or mother
Now give me a moment, to think of a rhyme
I know I can think of a good one, if just given the time...

>>2493779
That is crazy you see,
for your roommate is just like my brother,
except my brother has ADHD
And can actually multitask like no other.

A weird excuse,
a new truth!
What strange truce,
an odd youth.

>>2493785
But i speak so little of my roommate all day.
one may think its inspired by hate!
i can assure you that's not the case
we are good friends, so these things i can say!

>>2493786
Everypony is most welcome in this thread,
It only serves to increase the happiness,
What a grand bright future overhead,
I even encourage any sappiness.

>>2493789
Just here to check in, and again I'm surprised,
At the amount of your verse, there are lines and lines.

So from here on out, for all time,
I shall refer to you, as Mistress Rhyme.

>>2493789
A sappy poem, you do say?
Well give me a moment, and I'll show you the way
To make a poem of the passionate heart
and teach you the meaning of poetic art.

>>2493789
Although I arrived with grimdark and terror,
I can assure you that I'm a great sharer.
I welcome you here, then, with wide open arms
And hope that you do not sound the alarms.

>>2493787
My roommate has no such excuse,
he is just an lazy and insufferable youth
Its hard to believe in our younger days
he used to be all study and no play!

>>2493791
Through summer heat, through winter snow
Through hours of endless pain
I get through it all, because I know
I will see you again.
From the time we met, I knew you to be dear
And from then on our hearts drew oh, so near
Your kind words that sound so sweet
When they reach my ears, my heart skips beats
Your silly jokes that made me laugh
And made me lean further on your behalf
When we helped each other in our times of need
Only made it more likely that together we'll succeed
But now, it seems, we must break ways
And await to talk until some other day
The idea that we may not speak
Makes my world so dark and bleak
Colors fade and taste buds die
So long as we're not side by side
The long time we must spend apart
Shall itself be torture for my poor heart.
And when we reunite, how my spirit will soar
So high and happy like that of lore.
But for now, alas, I must say adieu
Until I may again return to you.
But as I turn to walk out the door
Take comfort in knowing that I'm forever yours.

>>2493794
Beautiful, you are certainly gifted,
In this fluid sphere of the lyric artistic.

>>2493795
Thank you, my friend
I've practiced much
With me There's no end
To poems as such

>>2493794
Your sappy poem, oh it made me weep,
I want some love now, oh how it runs deep,
but in all seriousness, good job good job!
I think you win, here's a corn on the cob.

>>2493790
Thank you so much, you flatter me so,
The rhyming mistress, I am then!
I'll continue to play a part, to bestow
My poem powers, found in great zen.

>>2493794
That poem was indeed quite the sight
It was an very beautiful rhyme.

>>2493797
I thank you kindly for what you've said
And I must say you're good yourself
You seem to be handling this little thread
Without needing any of my help.

I keep dozing off,
My eyelids droop low,
My chair is too soft,
I just thought you should know.

As I stop to think of our scriptural power,
....*sniff sniff* I stink, it's time for a shower.

I'll be back in twenty, so don't hold back,
I hope when I return, rhymes I won't lack

>>2493799
I would hardly call this little,
It is nowhere near brittle,
and I'd hardly want to whittle
this dear thread, so let's both be committal.

I also love the flattery,
It is like a battery
to my ego, which'll go splattery
when I'm all tattery.

>>2493800
It sounds as though you should sleep
Go and get yourself in bed
You should start counting those sheep
And onto the pillows, lay your head

>>2493801
Thanks for sharing and letting us know
That you're headed off for now
We'll see you again in a minute or so
And promise you, we won't let you down.

These 36 posts are quite crazy,
Or are the numbers getting hazy?
I wonder if I've counted right,
because thirty six is quite the sight.

>>2493804
36 you say? That's quite a lot
for a thread where rhyming is the plot
I tried a thread like this before
and it barely got past the number four.
I guess the luck of others are greater than mine
For this thread is doing perfectly fine.

I'm back! Anything happen while I was gone?
Maybe more bronies have joined the throng
of artists composing noteless songs?
Or maybe they've been here all along?

>>2493805
There is always sorrow
For a thread that didn't own more than a dime
But perhaps a successful thread makes a borrow
From our lady luck and our sir time.

>>2493806
There has been conversation
between Gemini and I.
It is quite a combination
Of which no end is nigh.

>>2493807
Mistress Rhyme, your lines this time,
Are surely getting deeper
And it is true, at least for you, that NOT posting is a crime

Soaring through the sky like vanilla ice.
Oh my gosh, you are so nice! ♥

>>2493810

Dearest BronyStark, this is no psyche,
I have something that you may like.

>>2493809
What a compliment, I'm happy
Even though I feel I'm a little yappy
A tad bit overdone, a little sappy,
But I'm fine with it, I've enough scrappy.

>>2493812
Oh me oh my, don't keep me waiting,
Just from that I'm anticipating.

Dear members of ponychan, I don't want to offend
But there is a flaw in this thread that I must amend
For while it unfolds like a beautiful plan
It possesses a clear lack of Spiderman!

BronyStark, while your name and tripcode amuse
By indulging to RPing, you'd put it to better use!

>>2493810
Daww, come'ere you,
so sweet, such a nice blue.

This thread is full of swanky jive

best thing I saw when I got home at five

So why is this not in archive?

Ack, I must step out for a bit,
I'll be back, as quick as a whip

>>2493815
a man in red and webs appears,
am I okay with this? No fear!
As long as he rhymes, we're all clear!

>>2493814
I am sorry for the wait you see
my parents were bothering me.

Like the Summer's dew
Like A winter's breeze
My love for you
will never cease

Through space and time
and from here to there
With words of rhyme
and passion to spare

I'll hold you close
I'll keep you near
For you're the one I chose
To love so dear.

>>2493817
An archive sounds fun
when this thread is all full and done.

To archive this thread should eventually go
But before you do that, you should know
that this little pony is not yet done
with dishing out rhymes and having fun.

>>2493821
My word, that little weavery,
has stolen my heart, such thievery.
Perhaps the world needs a return
of those minstrels, now taciturn.

>>2493824
I told you before
A knack I have
for weaving my words
to be both happy and sad

>>2493822
>>2493823
These posts are of similar nature,
such herd-minded literature.

>>2493825
I can see that clearly,
and do we not hold the same pony dearly?
How wonderful a world to find
A great poet with a similar mind.

>>2493827
Twilight is best pony
On that we agree
And quite skilled in rhyme
we both seem to be.

Give me a moment, people are being silly.
I'll be back in a minute, like an eager filly

>>2493828
This is not the time for the aloof,
This it time for the great brohoof!

>>2493819
You think I would do a spidey derail?
I've tried, this is true, but only to fail.
For I supect the reason may very well
be that Spidey on /oat/ just doesn't sell.

But there was a thread here where I posted
In which my spidey presence I deliberately boasted
Against Joe Q Dr. Doom and Alex Alonso fought
From the nefarious retcons of the first person's thoughts
For he made me a woman, and failed to undo
The death of Frollo, and my father's and Jean Grey's too!
Near the end Twilight Sparkle discussed at lenght
About Doom's overbearing nature and lack of true strenght
For in the magic of friendship, she found hard to find
That the elements of harmony could be found in his mind!
Doom was enraged, and on the verge of a fight
For she bruised his ego, and downplayed his might!
Thankfully, he was just a Doombot, a lifelike mannequin
And with a few select words, his expression changed from a fearful scowl to a lighthearted grin!

I'm back again, time for rejoice!
To hear more artworks of the voice!

>>2493820
I love it! He looks so sweet!
Definitely worth the wait for me!

>>2493831

>>2493832
well then that is a relief,
I feared not good enough would be your belief

>>2493834
Of course not! I love your work!
To say things like that, I'd be a jerk.

>>2493835
while I was attacking not your character, I surmise
I should still probably apologize.
I thought it not my best of work,
but I assure you, in effort I did not shirk

Ah, I must say, what excellent timing.
I've been looking for a way to practice rhyming.

I'm planning a story, it will take a long time.
I'm trying to make the entire thing rhyme.

"As I look around,
happy memories shatter.
The colors are gone
and nothing else matters"

>>2493831
Such a nice tale,
might I say,
It is not pale
It is quite okay.

Anyway, for the evening I must go,
perhaps after dinner I may return,
but for now that's a no.

>>2493838

>>2493828
It is here that I accept your post
as opinion, yet forgive if I it seems I accost
For Applejack is by far best pony of all
Honest, dependable, and works at dawn's call

>>2493830
Ultimate brohoof, coming your way!
A very good sign to the end of the day!
And now if you excuse me, I feel compelled to write
A little poem for the wonders of the night.

This thread has evolved, mutated, and changed
Into something most odd and deranged.
I am not whining, complaining, or hating,
but now am obligatorily stating,
That this thread is perfect for /oat/ I must say,
and that this one has just made my day!

>>2493840
Heh, I'm afraid it's here your argument stalls,
You've succumbed to one of many pitfalls.
It's clear to see that throughout Ponychan's halls,
Big Macintosh is the best of them all.

>>2493841
You ponies are all wrong, that much is true
For indeed, the best pony is one Scootaloo!

>>2493844
With fallacies, your idea is stricken,
How can the best pony be a small chicken?

>>2493845
Petty racism clouds your sound mind...
Scootaloo's a pony; what, are you blind?

>>2493846
I'm afraid the evidence doesn't lie.
Scootaloo is a white bird that can't fly

>>2493843
I apologize in advance for the pic
But it your poem has given me a tic

For big mac is slow, dim-witted and plays second fiddle
To Applejack, a fact that's as obvious as a solved riddle
She is my favorite pony, and the one I haven't flipped
at when she's Rainbow, Rarity or even Pinkie Pie'd shipped

Forgive once again my pic, inflammatory rhetoric and invective
But I had to pick a tangent to rhyme, this gimmick's infective!

>>2493847
She might be a chicken, that much I cede you,
but that doesn't mean that she doesn't love you...

>>2493848
Big Mac isn't slow, simply quiet is he.
He's very good with math and money,
something AJ can't do with all of her might
she'd be lucky to solve one problem a night

>>2493849
And I love her back, though she's feathered and white
She gives me a grin when I catch her in sight

>>2493850
Applejack loves Big Mac
So for now I'll cease my attack

>>2493852

I sense a lack of ludicrous lyrics,
and this painful silence is causing hysterics.

"The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!"
If you would be so keen.
Why Hudson must you be so mean?
Ill tell Reznov on you, you'll soon see!

I once played a game called Reimagine
It had quite a bit of magic
But then I saw ponies and as a brony,
I thought it wasn't tragic.

A little thing I now request
For this to be /arch/ed, I think it best.

>>2493857
This thread in /arch/? Hell yes! I agree!
That would be something I'd enjoy to see!

A quick little drabble,
before my mom makes a squabble,
about me cleaning the kitchen
which is scary, in my position.

http://www.imagechef.com/ic/make.jsp?tid=Newspaper+Headline

>>2493863

>>2493864

>>2493865

Well, I will try something with that newspaper.