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2511028 No. 2511028
Day 1, 1500 hours: It appears that I have arrived at the location that toot specified. There is a civilization here, not unlike those that we are familiar with. It is different, though. Strange. The inhabitants appear fond of bright colors, not unlike children. However, there is not an accusation of homosexuality as far as the eye can see, and most conversations are held using complete sentences and even, on occasion, paragraphs. In this respect their culture seems significantly more advanced than our own (NOTE: investigate how this developed!). I will attempt to make further contact with their people in order to learn more about their society and its ways. What deities do they pray to? Do they have initiation or manhood rituals? My mind fills with questions, but they will have to be answered at a later date.

Signing off.

-The Anthropologist
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>> No. 2511029
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Hello, new person!
>> No. 2511030
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OONGA OONGA! ME FRIEND!
>> No. 2511031
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What old fashioned anthropological techniques. Do you want us to catch your diseases and vice-versa?
>> No. 2511032
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Ook.
>> No. 2511033
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Additional data: It appears there are no accusations of homosexuality simply because most of them assume they all are. In most cases, they are correct.
>> No. 2511034
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cant wait to read more your findings!
>> No. 2511035
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Well howdy there partner!
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!nahcynoP ot emocleW !ereht iH

?wonk ot ekil d'uoy etis eht tuoba gnihtyna ereht sI
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We've been discovered!
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>>2511037
You go, I'll hold them off!
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>>2511028
Well howdy-doo
>> No. 2511040
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Day 1, 1510 hours: The bronies are welcoming me into their group. One of them seems to have an elementary understanding of anthropology and expressed concerns about the effect of my presence on his community's health. I will have to be wary of him, for he may turn the others against me. Maybe at some point I can challenge him to singular combat. This could help me gain the community's respect through a display of physical prowess while also removing a potential adversary. I must play my cards careful, though. I am not yet one of them.

On a personal note, my heart yearns for my dear Mary far away. I pray that she is well and that I may see her bright face soon. I have yet to determine how long this research will last, however. We shall see.

Signing off.

-The Anthropologist
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Welcome! Perhaps you can share whatever else you find out about us?

Welcome package:
>Hugs
>Brohoof
>The love of everypony/griffon/dragon/rock/other on Ponychan
>Muffins
>> No. 2511042
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>Deities
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>>2511040
You sure like writing a lot don't you, mister!?
>> No. 2511044
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A VISITOR COMES FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD! PRAISE CELESTIA.

HE WILL REVEAL SECRETS UNKNOWN OF LANDS FAR BEYOND OUR SIMPLE BORDERS.
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You're constructing a hypothetical hierarchy based on preconceived notions! You're not looking to hot!
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>>2511040
So what planet are you from anyway?
I'm from Sangheilos. Crashed here about a year back, never looked back.
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Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
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>>2511046
Doisac is best planet
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>>2511040
.taen skool tI ?kcits gnitirw ruoy ees I naC
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>>2511048
Bitch, please, we have a red atmosphere.
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>>2511047
YEAAAAAAAAAAA!
>> No. 2511052
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>>2511050
>>2511048
>>2511046
Gallifry all the way.
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>>2511046
I can has epic battles?
>> No. 2511054
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>>2511051
>>2511047
We do not eat people!
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>>2511045

How dare you confront my Eurocentric approach and imply that my fundamental assumptions cause me to interpret cultures through the lens of my own and severely limit true understanding! You are spitting in the faces of centuries of anthropology!
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>>2511050
But you look like lizards
>> No. 2511057
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>>2511056
Lizards are cool!
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SPEAK, OH MOST REVERED OUTSIDER. TELL US OF WHAT HAPPENS BEYOND OUR LANDS.

OUR MINDS THIRST FOR THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE KINGDOM OF THE GODS. IS THIS WHERE YOU HAIL FROM?
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>>2511055

And I will continue to spit in them until they clean up their ways and try to actually grasp the factual elements of a society!
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>>2511054
yes we do
>> No. 2511061
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>>2511055
The outsider has been angered!
>> No. 2511062
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>>2511054
I will have sweet man-flesh!
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>>2511054
I used to eat people.
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>>2511060
I'm fairly certain we don't.
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>>2511061

RUN FOR THE HILLS. LET US NOT ANGER HIM FURTHER LEST HE USE HIS MAGICKS TO CONJURE A RAIN OF FIERY DEATH.
>> No. 2511066
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Day 1, 1525 hours: Money is a jerk. I must find a place to go where the natives will not see me cry.
>> No. 2511067
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>>2511064
I wouldn't mind an arm or two, just sayin'.
>> No. 2511068
HE'S A GOD!
WE MUST USE CAPS LOCK TO PRAISE HIM
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>>2511066
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>>2511066
The outsider needs hugs!
>> No. 2511071
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>>2511068
FUCK YEAH! TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!
>> No. 2511072
>>2511071
REMEMBER TO USE THIS MUCH VOLUME
MAYBE THROW IN SOME EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!
>> No. 2511073
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>>2511067
No! We do not eat people, we hug them.
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Day 1, 1525 hours: The Anthropologist is my new friend, I like how passionate he is about anthropology, despite being a little misguided. I hope that he will share his findings on the native ponychan people and that we will be able to discuss and debunk various theories he may have.
>> No. 2511075
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>>2511068

WHAT IS THIS CAPSLOCK OF WHICH YOU SPEAK? I ONLY USE THE SHIFT BUTTON.
>> No. 2511076
>>2511075
BLASPHEMY
WE MUST CLEANSE YOU
>> No. 2511077
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>>2511073
...How about just a few fingers? I'm sure he doesn't need them that much...
>> No. 2511078
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Day 1, 1530 hours: The natives are grabbing me and beginning to yell something about Gods. I am afraid that events may have gone amiss and pray that this is not indicative of a ritual sacrifice. If it my...my dear Mary...I love you.
>> No. 2511079
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>>2511076


THE PAIN WILL BE EXQUISITE. PUNISH ME AS YOU WILL.
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>>2511077
NO.
>> No. 2511082
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>>2511081
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>>2511078
We'd never hurt you, Mr. Anthropologist.
>> No. 2511084
>>2511079
YOU MUST KILL AN ORPHANED JAGUAR THEN WEAR IT'S CORPSE WHILE SINGING THE TRADITIONAL FOLK SONG OF OUR ANCESTORS THEN PAY ME 1000 JUJU BEANS.
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Dammit guys! We're supposed to make a good impression on outsiders!
>> No. 2511086
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>>2511078

He does not comprehend hugs! We must teach him.
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>>2511074

Appendix A to Day 1, 1525 hours: Money is hilarious. This thread is awesome. I am laughing for reals right now.
>> No. 2511089
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>>2511084

AWAY I GO THEN. WISH ME LUCK, FELLOW TRIBESMEN OF PONYCHAN. I MUST ATONE FOR MY SINS IN THE USAGE OF THE SHIFT BUTTON.

I MUST PAY HOMAGE TO THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON BY SACRIFICING AN ORPHANED JAGUAR WHILE SINGING THE SONG OF OUR NATIVE PEOPLES.

AWAY I GO, BROTHERS. FAREWELL FOR NOW.
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>this thread
>> No. 2511091
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>>2511088
Hey, you don't need those toes, do you?
>> No. 2511092
>>2511089
GO WITH MANY BLESSINGS!
>> No. 2511093
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>>2511091
>> No. 2511094
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>>2511093
I wasn't asking you!
>> No. 2511095
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Oh hai Mister Anthropologist
>> No. 2511096
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Whatever day, Whatever time: location noted, weather recorded, overseeing anthropologist's name, my name, date of grant, organization I work for, Organization I work with. My cursory observations on the Anthropologists work have been going swell. A few of the more crazy ponies have been making fools of themselves in order to mess with his head and brick his data.

Many laughs have been had at his expense.
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>>2511091

Is this what is done with your people? Do you remove a toe to prove your fortitude and will? If so, I must...accept that this is the cost of my research. Do what you will, native.
>> No. 2511098
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>>2511097
Nah, dude, I'm just hungry.
>> No. 2511099
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>>2511098
>>2511094
We don't eat ANY part of people!
>> No. 2511100
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>>2511099

I EAT PEOPLE.
>> No. 2511101
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>>2511098
Here dear sir, minus the Pinkie
>> No. 2511102
Now you must run ten miles to win our hearts
>> No. 2511103
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>>2511096

Oh bunk! I forgot about 99% of the paperwork I have to process to make current, reasonable field notes. Well that entry is worthless now...
>> No. 2511104
>>2511100
Lucky we're ponies then
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>>2511100
>> No. 2511106
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>>2511101
Fine, that'll do.
>>2511097
Your toes are safe... for now...
>> No. 2511107
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>>2511096

Appendix B to Day 1, 1525 hours: Oh God, Money said that he was my friend and then TOTALLY made fun of me. This is JUST like back at the University. Oh God, I suck at anthropology. I'm a miserable failure.

No...calm down, Anthropologist...be...be strong...
>> No. 2511108
>>2511107
awwww. he needs a hug
>> No. 2511109
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>this thread
>> No. 2511110
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>>2511106
>> No. 2511111
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>>2511110
By the Prophets, that picture is massive.
>> No. 2511112
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>>2511111
That's what she said?
>> No. 2511113
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>>2511028
SING-OFFS? LET'S GO!
>> No. 2511114
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We seem to have veered of the intended objective of the thread guys?
>> No. 2511115
We don't need this useless gold right?
>> No. 2511116
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>>2511114

YOU ARE CORRECT. HE HAS YET TO TELL US THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE.


BY THE WAY I BROUGHT THIS JAGUAR.
>> No. 2511117
>>2511116
EXPOSE IT TO THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!!!!! So it too shall be assimilated.
>> No. 2511118
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>>2511107

I wasn't making fun of you Anthropologist! I was merely retelling what was going on at the time so I could tell my colleges back in canterlot! I would never do anything to break our friendship!
>> No. 2511119
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>>2511116

Hey, there's a name I recognize but haven't seen around in a while.

So hello person I recognize but do not know!
>> No. 2511120
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>>2511117

YOU ARE CORRECT. I SHOULD EAT OF ITS FLESH AND SACRIFICE IT TO OUR BENEVOLENT RULERS IN THE SKY.
>> No. 2511121
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>>2511119

ohai there.
>> No. 2511122
>>2511120
YES DO IT THEN YOU WILL BE PURE!!
>> No. 2511124
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>>2511120
Erm... how bout just making it your pet? U okay bro? Need a pie?
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>>2511107
Oh, hi there! Have you come to study use ponies? Huh? Well you've come to the right place! We're gonna have so much fun! You see, there's two types of banana. Curvy ones and straight ones. And when you plant them you get more bananas! But why are we talking about bananas? You need a welcome party! A huge welcome party! A super fun fun fun welcome party! A party so amazing that it eclipses the sun for generations to come! And there will be streams. Wonderful streams. Bright multicoloured streams. Streamers so awesome that their colours bedazzle all those who see them! And cake...

Er...

Are you still awake Mr Anthropologist?
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>>2511114

And what was the intended objective? For me to make useful observations about your culture? For me to publish a work that actually contributes to the field of anthropology? For me to to do something, anything to show that I am more than the worthless nephew of Marcel Mauss who will never in his life achieve a tenth of his uncle's prestige or even basic respect in the scientific community? By the Gods, I shall surely end up in the coal mines for all I'm worth.
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>>2511125
Owh pinkie
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>>2511124

I PREFER CUPCAKES
>> No. 2511129
MAXIMUM DEFENSE MODE ACHIEVED
>> No. 2511130
>>2511128
Dude, that creepy.
>>2511126
Aww poor guy. He's having some kind of psychological stress where he's overshadowed by a familial figure?
>> No. 2511131
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>>2511126
You don't have to work in the coal mines if you stay here, with us, Mr. Anthropologist.
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>>2511131
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
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>>2511130

I knew there was a reason I saved all these Pinkamena pics.
>> No. 2511134
The Anthropologist has probably ran away by now. Probably halfway through the Evergreen Forrest
>> No. 2511135
>>2511134
EVERFREE
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>>2511134

*Everfree
>> No. 2511137
>>2511135
OMC!! How could I mess that up?!
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>>2511135

FOREVER FREE. A PLACE SHROUDED IN MYSTERY AND MAGIC. WE DO NOT GO THERE LEST WE BE EATEN BY BEASTS MOST FOUL.
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He's gone? I wanted to serenade him with an old style Ponychan folk song...
>> No. 2511140
>>2511139
I dunoe. He's either gone or creeping about.
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Day 1, 1610 hours: They warned me not to go native. They warned me to stay away from the bronies. But they also said that I was a fool and that I would never amount to anything. Why did I not listen to them? Uncle...uncle, I'm scared. These bright colors...they...they please me now...

TOOT. Wait...what did I just say? Good God, I think that I may have the disease.

I must fight it. I must stay aware. I must do it for Mary.

...God help me.
>> No. 2511142
>>2511141
Hmmm. Apparently assimilation into the herd occurs passively. Twi, u getting this?
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>>2511141
Give into the love, Mr. Anthropologist.
Let it run through your veins!
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>>2511141

yessssss...... come to us! Let the friendship flow through you.....

THE PONIES SHOW RULE ALL.
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>>2511141
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>>2511141

I told you about invasive anthropology, I told you dog.
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>>2511145
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>>2511141
What an intriguing development.

Allow me to comfort you with the song of our ponies.


I WILL WALK 500 MILES AND I WILL WALK 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUASAND MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR!

Welcome to the herd.
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>>2511148
Haven't herd that one in a long time.
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>>2511148

surely you mean this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM
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>>2511148
I thought this was our song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zEFzqBiduw
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>>2511141
>> No. 2511153
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Day 1, 1620 hours: The natives appear agitated. They must know. They must see. I should hug them. NO. NO. I MUST NOT HUG THEM. I DO NOT DESIRE PHYSICAL AFFECTION. Sweat is running into my eyes and I feel slightly faint. Academy, if you are reading this, I have failed you. Do not look for me. The risk is too great.

Mary, I am sorry. I feel my grasp on reality fading...a warm sensation in my stomach...I love you, Mary. Please, do not grieve for me. Instead...you should...should...buy...a gyrobowl...they're amazing...
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>>2511153

I think hugs are in order.
>> No. 2511155
>>2511153
Stay for brunch then stay FOREVER you foal you'll never see your homeland again
>> No. 2511156
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>>2511153
Assimilation Complete
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>>2511153
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>>2511150
>>2511151
Those are also good examples of traditional Ponychan folk songs. But enough of that now!

>>2511153
We must hug our new friend! He has decided to join us and embrace the herd life!
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>>2511153
You have not failed them, Anthropologist. Instead, you must return them and show them of your finds so that they, too, can find happiness with us!
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>>2511159
Findings*
>> No. 2511161
>>2511159

Yes! Go forth! Go door to door and spread the love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjSPkFaVgus&feature=fvst
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>>2511159

Yes...yes...I must...I must spread the ponies. I must bring them all here. They will embrace...the love. They will embrace...the colors. They will embrace...the ponies. I will do this for my Lord and Master Faust...
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>>2511162

PRAISE FAUST.
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>>2511163

PRAISE FAUST.
>> No. 2511165
>>2511162
Control your enthusiasm. Or we're gonna have another pizza pony run again.
>> No. 2511166
>>2511164
PRAISE FAUST
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>>2511164
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>>2511165

IT IS TOO LATE. I HAVE WRITTEN THE ACADEMY. I HAVE WRITTEN MARY. THEY WILL COME. THEY WILL SEE. THEY WILL EMBRACE FAUST.
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>>2511166

PRAISE FAUST
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>>2511162
Cool your jets, my newfound friend. If they know you intend to convert them, then surely they will resist! Instead, you must slowly expose them to the ponies until they are ready to come here, in the same way you did. It is then, that they will join the herd!
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>>2511170
This.
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Day 3 1234 hours: This is silly.
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>>2511170
>>2511171

PRAISE FAUST.
>> No. 2511174
>>2511169
PRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUSTPRAISE FAUST PRAI-
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>>2511173
>>2511174
>>2511172


PRAISE FAUST
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Uh, guys I think we broke him.
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>>2511173
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Guys, overboard
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>>2511178

NO SUCH THING.
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Uh oh. TAKE COVER!!!!! TO THE BUNKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> No. 2511182
>>2511178
WE MUST NEVER STOP PRAISING FAUST OR ELSE SHE'LL GOBBLE US UP
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>>2511181
>> No. 2511184
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I sincerely hope that no one ever tries to do a serious anthropological study on us.
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Further
I have come to the conclusion that studying their habits and appearance alone is now insufficient
Biology, Thought processes, and neurology have now become significatn to our studies here.
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>>2511184

:3
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>>2511183
>>2511181

INCOMING SHITSTORM
>> No. 2511188
>>2511184
PRAISE FAUST

....EVERYONE HAPPY EYES
>> No. 2511189
Now venture into the depths of MSPA
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>>2511187
WHHHHYYYYY!!!!?!?!??!
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>>2511180

OUR FAUST,
WHO ART IN THE HUB.
HALLOWED BE THY PONIES.
THY KINGDOM COME,
THY WILL BE DONE,
ON EARTH AS IT IS IN EQUESTRIA.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR WEEKLY EPISODE,
AND FORGIVE US OUR FLAMING.
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO HAVE FLAMED AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT INTO 4CHAN,
BUT DELIVER US FROM ANONYMOUS.


AMEN.
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>> No. 2511194
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Guys.
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>>2511191

Well that was weird.
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>>2511191

AMEN
>> No. 2511198
>>2511191
AMAZING
AMEN INDEED
>> No. 2511199
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This did not go as expected at all.
>> No. 2511200
>>2511199
yes

such is a case of pony overload
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Guys I want to, in all seriousness, thank you for this absolutely hilarious thread. Both my friend and I are rolling on the floor laughing.
>> No. 2511202
Can we /arch/ this board?
Or at least save the prayer?
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>>2511199

Heh heh heh heh.
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>>2511199
You're telling me. Lol
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>>2511203
>>2511204
We've created a monster!
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>>2511201
You're welcome, dear sir. Time to sleeps. Need to wake up early tomorrow. Nite guys
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>>2511205

>implying I'm a new brony
>> No. 2511208
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POONTA
POONTA
POONTA
POONTA
POONTA
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>>2511205
>> No. 2511210
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>>2511202
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>>2511191
Amen.
>> No. 2511212
>>2511210
THANK YOU KINDLY GOOD SIR
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>>2511207
Oh, you.
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>>2511191
>saved
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By the way, Money...thank you. Our interactions in this thread made me laugh harder than I have laughed in a long, long time.
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>>2511215

Not a problem, I had a really good time as well. Not often I get to talk about something I like in a silly way.
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>>2511215
My only regret is not seeing this thread sooner...
>> No. 2511218
Thank you all. Never had much of a chance to be the Twilight of the group
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I had a lot of fun as well.
>> No. 2511220
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Clearly this calls for a group hug.
>Hugs
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>>2511220

hug is right.
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>>2511220
>>2511221

We're hugging? Okay, we're hugging.
>> No. 2511223
Haha! The fun has been doubled!
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>>2511220
This thread is awesome
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Whatever this thread is....

Mommy likes it.
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Day 1, 2055 hours: My thread has been moved to a board that the natives call "/arch/". It seems that they have accepted me as some sort of God after my initiation into the culture. This is not surprising considering my incredible wit and cunning.

In summary, my ruse has been a success. I will report more at a later date.

Signing off.

-The Anthropologist
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