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2526101 No. 2526101
To 4chan I came posting ponies...
But they spammed us with anime gore
The /b/tards have it so easy
And the admin has just endorsed vore

This new pony fandom is struggling
But think, of the fun there could beeeeeee!
If we could put for'd
An MLP board
That catered to people like me...
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2526102
I am the man who arranges the threads
That descend upon me from up above
Once they're born
Assholes post child porn
And find their way to the feds
Like hand in glove

Sometimes it seems to ignore threads is fine
And the janitors will clean up in their line
Then I see, that I have misjudged them
I should have reported them
The first time

Can I have a dubs thread please?
Why must these infernal GETs tease?
>> No. 2526103
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2526103
Are you trying to sing?
>> No. 2526104
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2526105
I am the man who arranges the threads
That continue to fall from up above
Come, Ponychan!
Sethisto, take a stand!
A collective hugbox
Of peace and love

I work so hard in arranging the threads
But our fellow /co/mrades give no respect
But the bronies will rise!
We will not compromise!
And with a heavy heart
We must defect

Long live Lauren! Kill the mods!
'Tia and Luna shall become gods!
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>> No. 2526107
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2526107
I am the man who arranges the threads
That continue to fall from up above
All our hard work
Goes to the cuuurcle jerk
A collective hugbox
Of peace and love

I have no choice in the topic of threads
Under Ponychan rule what they say goes
The rule of the site
Is we must be polite
And all who dissent this rule must go

Long live Orange! He loves you!
Sing these words or you know what he'll do!

Last edited at Tue, May 27th, 2014 15:49

>> No. 2526108
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2526108
I am the man who arranges the threads
That are made by stampeders from /v/ and /pol/
They reply with much haste
New ponys up in our face
And one in two of them are just
Really bad trolls

I am the man that creates the ranged bans
To make dreaded Zamoonda stay away
Now /ef/ is gone
And /arch/’s deep in the wrong
I guess that’s enough web for
Me today

We shall live forever more!
We can start a cross-fandom war!

Last edited at Tue, May 27th, 2014 15:51

>> No. 2526109
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2526109
I am the man who arranges the threads
That are building another splinter chan
Hip hip hooray!
Join EFchan today!
We can be edgy turds like
No one can!

I work so hard in arranging the threads
But each night there’s another dramafest
There’s a Manley slam jam
Twilight’s an alicorn
And it seems Pipes is now a
Pederast

Pointless posts in a pointless day
This is one place I shall not stay!
>> No. 2526110
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2526110
I AM THE MAN WHO ARRANGES THE THREADS!!!
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2526111
But tomorrow…I think I’ll stay in bed.
The activity’s dead
Quality’s in the red
And I’m hiding another fetish thread…
>> No. 2526112
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2526112
…maybe we’d have better luck
If we opened /arch/ back UUUUUUP!!!
>> No. 2526113
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2526113
I am the man who arranges the threads
That continue to fall from up above
The users are free!
Sex and tulpas for me!
Tell me why should I care for decency?

The users are free!
Sex and tulpas for me!
Tell me why should I care for decency?
Decency
Deeeeceeeennnccyyyyyyyy!
>> No. 2526114
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2526114
...and now Manley is banned
Pinkieshy's damned
But they live on
By Raven's hand

While Ember Storm
Delivers scorn
Zelda's drive is
Full of porn

Fluer is doing weed and meth
And Caterpillars waits for death
But now that Moony's in his booties
Who's here anyway?
>> No. 2526115
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2526115
But we await our great revive!
And once again, /chat/land will rise!
Prepare flags to be unfurled
We'll be the best site in the world!

We shall regain the Everfree!
We shall obtain more quality!
We shall derange the commoner
And generate more fags!
>> No. 2526116
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>> No. 2526117
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2526117
I want a screencap!
>> No. 2526118
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2526118
10/10
>> No. 2526119
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>>2526116
>>2526117
>>2526118
Huh, you really liked it that much? I guess my bipolar euphoria really CAN do wonders for my creativity.
>> No. 2526120
>>2526114
>Zelda's drive is
>Full of porn
Huh?
>> No. 2526121
What is this imitating?
>> No. 2526122
Youtube embed play button
  >>2526121
>> No. 2526123
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2526123
Finally got my hands on a scrolling screencapper ^_^
>> No. 2526124
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>>2526122
Yep, that there's the original

Actually, if I have time, I can probably sing parts of my version later. I miiiiiight squeak a bit on the high parts, but other than that my singing voice probably isn't that bad.
>> No. 2526125
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2526125
Sounds better than a typical day in Arteezy's stream chatroom.

http://www.twitch.tv/arteezy
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>>2526123
>> No. 2526127
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2526127
>>2526124
Do it filly
>> No. 2526128
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>>2526125
Huh, it goes even worse over there? I might have to make a song about it.

>>2526123
Weee! Thanks for that. I didn't know people would like it this much, so it feels pretty good.

>>2526127
Later, silly~ I gotta do math studying anyways. I'll be back in a bit.
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>>2526128
Yes. I cannot say exactly what goes on over there, because twitch chat is just too great for Ponychan and must remain mysterious to the eyes of the brony.
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>>2526127
>lol, thought that was a gif
>>2526128
Laters...
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2526131
Posting in a pretty cool thread.
>> No. 2526132
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2526132
...actually, from the looks of it, I won't be able to sing any of it. My parents are around, and I don't think they'd approve of me loudly singing around the house, never mind me singing about my goat anime boards and whatnot. Maybe Moony can if he's feeling generous...

Bumping this up again so it doesn't fall off.
>> No. 2526133
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>>2526132
aww
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>>2526133
It's aight, maybe another time when I don't have so many prying eyes about.

I've never shared any of my singing with anypony else, but maybe I should one of these days...
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>>2526134
okies
>> No. 2526136
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2526136
>mcw Loqui reads this poetry

BRILLIANT!

Keep up the good work Mewtini!
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>>2526135
Or maaaaaaaaybe I could sneak onto my dad's computer where it's more private and do it there. That might work. But not tonight.
>> No. 2526138
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2526138
If I knew how sex felt, I would say this felt better than sex.
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>>2526136
Thanks! It was something I thought of yesterday along my bike ride, which proves to me that exercise really IS mentally stimulating. I gotta get back to bike riding more often, since it gives me an opportunity to be alone with my ideas and talk to myself without anypony else to disturb me.
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>>2526138
>tfw haven't had real sex yet

On a side note, I can't seem to find any instrumentals either, so I guess you're just gonna have to use the Tetris theme if you wanna sing along.
>> No. 2526141
this is pretty good mewtini
>> No. 2526142
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>>2526141
Fang uuu :DDDDDDDDDD
>> No. 2526143
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2526143
>>2526139

I hear ya! I often talk things out with myself (though only rarely aloud) when walking.
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2526144
>>2526137
Comme ooooonnnn
>> No. 2526145
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2526145
>>2526143
I try not to be very loud, but I can be while biking, since if people do come along they aren't going to be paying attention anyways.

>>2526144
I-I c-c-cant! I'm too embarrassed now!
>> No. 2526146
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2526146
>>2526145

I'm sure you have a lovely voice. Your adoring public would love to hear you sing!
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>>2526146
I-I m-might sing little bits of it...maybe...

But I need to practice saxophone first! Then, maybe I will.
>> No. 2526148
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2526148
>>2526145
pllllleeeeeaasssseeee??????
>> No. 2526149
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>>2526148
From the looks of it, Yugo's going to sing it. So I dun need to! Hooray!

...I might still sing a little of it later though. But now, practicing time!
>> No. 2526150
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>>2526149
Oh, okies..
>> No. 2526151
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2526151
>>2526149
You totally have to, nobody said anything about only one person singing!
I'm posting a first draft. Holy shit those faster parts are hard, I just botched them. Also, so far only sang until that part where he stays in bed.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sVSUDOu0Hu
>> No. 2526152
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>>2526151
Holy hell...

1000/10
>> No. 2526153
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>>2526152
Credit goes to Mewtini, those lyrics must have taken hours to come up with, damn.
>> No. 2526154
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>>2526153
You both get the creds
>> No. 2526155
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>>2526154
Oh, all right then.
   <3  

Do you sing? You should try it too! Everypony should!
>> No. 2526156
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>>2526151

... I have no words ...

... wonderful ... simply wonderful!
>> No. 2526157
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>>2526151
FUND IT!

You did kinda botch a couple of the early rhythms, but other than that you did fine for what you had! Would listen to daily.
>> No. 2526158
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>>2526155
Haha. Ohh nooo.. I don't sing, I'm wayyyyy too shy for that kind of thing.. I might give it a try though...
>> No. 2526159
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>>2526157

It reminded me of the Red Elvises, about whom I had forgotten ... and now I'm listening to them once again.
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>>2526157
>Would listen to daily
I know that's not entirely true, but I want you to know how powerful that phrase is. Thank you.
I'll try to record again and again, perhaps continue tomorrow, till I can get the full song and make the rhythm sound at least passable! But for now, I think I will go eat nachos and play vidya. I'm saving the project file for future continuation though.
>> No. 2526161
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>>2526160
Hey, any time bro. I gotta go to bed. Enjoy the song while I'm away!
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>>2526161
Will do, and thanks for all the effort it must've taken you to come up with this! Good night~
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2526163
Wow, great job you two! ^_^
>> No. 2526164
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>>2526163
S-stop it baka, hehe.
I hope I can make a decent version soon.
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>>2526163

Hi Wizard! And they are awesome, yes? With the lyrics and the singing and all!
>> No. 2526166
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2526166
>>2526151
THANK YOU BASED THAUMA!!!
>> No. 2526167
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>>2526165
Yep!
Yello!

>>2526164
XP
I will pin this thread then! (I dun use the watch threads thing lol)
>> No. 2526168
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2526168
Huh, I just realized, the wordfilter screwed a few of the meters off. Just replace "stampede" with "raiders" and "new pony" with "newfag", and you should be good.

Oh, and replace "slam jam" with "shitstorm" in the part with Manley. Gosh, these lines are getting screwed up.

Last edited at Wed, May 28th, 2014 04:56

>> No. 2526169
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2526169
oh i got mentioned too
yay
(´・ω・`)
>> No. 2526170
Archive when?
>> No. 2526171
plz wordfilter manley
>> No. 2526172
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>>2526171
>> No. 2526173
>>2526172
I think it would cause less people to throw his name around like a insult. Also I think it has potential for lols
>> No. 2526174
>>2526173
Hmm, you have a point there, though I think it works in context of this song...

Wait, idea. We filter "Manley" to "Moony". Lelz will insue
>> No. 2526175
>>2526174
+1
>> No. 2526176
>>2526174
I was thinking something like "catalyst" or "slam jam advocate", yours is way better.
>> No. 2526177
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>>2526175
>>2526176
Isn’t it glorious? I can see it now…

“Gosh, Moony was such a horrible poster. He was a total sexist, constantly tried to get into arguments for the sake of arguing, NEVER changed his views, and to top it off was an extreme homophobe!”

“I sure am glad Moony was banned, he was so mean to most of my friends”

“Hey come on, Moony’s not that bad of a guy. Sure, he had a thing against gays, but he really was trying to improve”

The fun starts immediately

Last edited at Wed, May 28th, 2014 06:24

>> No. 2526178
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>>2526174

Hmm. That might create some actual confusion occasionally -- given how active a poster Moony is.

Maybe "Barney" instead? As in the giant purple dinosaur?
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>>2526178
Nah, that wouldn't work either. Then we'd get people confused with Barney anon, and that's the last thing we'd need happening.

I still like "Moony" though. It seems funny.
>> No. 2526180
>>2526178
If we were going to go with a character we should go with something like mega man or a furry character
>> No. 2526181
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>>2526180
Lola bunny, perhaps?
>> No. 2526182
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>>2526179

You're right! I had forgotten about Barney-Anon, so that doesn't work well.

>>2526180

Maybe. I dunno! My inspiration and humor feel a bit listless this morning -- so I'll likely be pretty useless ... maybe even uselesser than usual! ... in coming up with something fun and funny!
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>>2526181
I like the way you think.
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>>2526182
>>2526183
Perhaps we should wait for Mewtini to get back. Its his thread after all, he'd probably be the best judge of what the wordfilter should be. Either that, or we should send it over to /meta/.
>> No. 2526185
>>2526184
I say we wait for mewtini and ask him to present it to meta, hes just good with words
>> No. 2526186
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>>2526184
Oh wait, you weren't Mewtini? Always thought Kornheiser anon was him.
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>>2526186
I think he occasionally posts as Korn, but no, it's not Mewtini. Sorry.

>>2526185
Very well then. I suppose if we're lucky, it'll only take two months past the joke for the mods to finally read and ratify it.
>> No. 2526188
>>2526187
admins, you mean
>> No. 2526189
>>2526188
No, mods. Admins would take at least 6 months, and that's with some generous rounding.
>> No. 2526190
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>>2526187
Gotcha, man.
fugg, radar was way off this time.
>> No. 2526191
>>2526189
I have news for you, anon.
I am a mod.
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>>2526191
>> No. 2526193
>>2526191
dun dun dun
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2526194
0/10
NO MENTION OF ME!
>> No. 2526195
>>2526191
KILL IT
>> No. 2526196
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2526196
Well I'm back.

Huh, all this talk about a new wordfilter and wanting me to implement it? As funny as filtering "Manley" to another poster's name might be, I think that might grow old after a couple weeks or so...

>>2526177
On second thought, fund it. This sounds too good to pass up.
>> No. 2526197
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2526197
>This thread.
Will sing a bit of this tomorrow if i have the house to myself.
>> No. 2526198
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>>2526197
Huzzah!
>> No. 2526199
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2526199
>>2526197
Hooray! More singing!

>>2526198
Oi Yugo, you might have to adjust your lyrics to the wordfilter. Just saying.
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>>2526199
What wordfilter? Adjust what?
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>>2526197
>mine countenance whereupon Fenolio still has that image
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>>2526200
If you'll notice, the wordfilter caught a few of the lyrics, making it not rhyme in a place or two or disorienting the flow. Just replace them in your head.
>> No. 2526203
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>>2526202
I'd prefer to leave them as is and adjust my singing instead. Wordfilters being there is all the more fitting, don't you think?
>> No. 2526204
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>>2526201
>Deleting anything
Heresy.
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>>2526203
I suppose at some points, but there's one section where it actually screws up the rhyming. And I dun like that.
>> No. 2526206
>>2526204

Word.

...Does not-copying things from one computer to a new one count as deleting?
>> No. 2526207
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2526207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QuR1oyqKBj
>> No. 2526209
To 4chan I came posting ponies...
But they spammed us with anime gore
The /b/tards have it so easy
And the admin has just endorsed vore

This new pony fandom is struggling
But think, of the fun there could beeeeeee!
If we could put for'd
An MLP board
That catered to people like me...

I am the man who arranges the threads
That descend upon me from up above
Once they're born
Assholes post child porn
And find their way to the feds
Like hand in glove

Sometimes it seems to ignore threads is fine
And the janitors will clean up in their line
Then I see, that I have misjudged them
I should have reported them
The first time

Can I have a dubs thread please?
Why must these infernal GETs tease?

I am the man who arranges the threads
That continue to fall from up above
Come, Ponychan!
Sethisto, take a stand!
A collective hugbox
Of peace and love

I work so hard in arranging the threads
But our fellow /co/mrades give no respect
But the bronies will rise!
We will not compromise!
And with a heavy heart
We must defect

Long live Lauren! Kill the mods!
'Tia and Luna shall become gods!

I am the man who arranges the threads
That continue to fall from up above
All our hard work
Goes to the cuuurcle jerk
A collective hugbox
Of peace and love

I have no choice in the topic of threads
Under Ponychan rule what they say goes
The rule of the site
Is we must be polite
And all who dissent this rule must go

Long live Orange! He loves you!
Sing these words or you know what he'll do!

I am the man who arranges the threads
That are made by stampeders from /v/ and /pol/
They reply with much haste
New ponys up in our face
And one in two of them are just
Really bad trolls

I am the man that creates the ranged bans
To make dreaded Zamoonda stay away
Now /ef/ is gone
And /arch/’s deep in the wrong
I guess that’s enough web for
Me today

We shall live forever more!
We can start a cross-fandom war!

I am the man who arranges the threads
That are building another splinter chan
Hip hip hooray!
Join EFchan today!
We can be edgy turds like
No one can!

I work so hard in arranging the threads
But each night there’s another dramafest
There’s a Manley slam jam
Twilight’s an alicorn
And it seems Pipes is now a
Pederast

Pointless posts in a pointless day
This is one place I shall not stay!

I AM THE MAN WHO ARRANGES THE THREADS!!!

But tomorrow…I think I’ll stay in bed.
The activity’s dead
Quality’s in the red
And I’m hiding another fetish thread…

…maybe we’d have better luck
If we opened /arch/ back UUUUUUP!!!

I am the man who arranges the threads
That continue to fall from up above
The users are free!
Sex and tulpas for me!
Tell me why should I care for decency?

The users are free!
Sex and tulpas for me!
Tell me why should I care for decency?
Decency
Deeeeceeeennnccyyyyyyyy!

...and now Manley is banned
Pinkieshy's damned
But they live on
By Raven's hand

While Ember Storm
Delivers scorn
Zelda's drive is
Full of porn

Fluer is doing weed and meth
And Caterpillars waits for death
But now that Moony's in his booties
Who's here anyway?

But we await our great revive!
And once again, /chat/land will rise!
Prepare flags to be unfurled
We'll be the best site in the world!

We shall regain the Everfree!
We shall obtain more quality!
We shall derange the commoner
And generate more fags!
>> No. 2526210
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>>2526209
Is this really you Thauma?
>> No. 2526211
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>>2526210
Yeah, it is.
Go back to MLPChan!
>> No. 2526212
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>>2526210
>> No. 2526213
>>2526211
Cool!
>> No. 2526214
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>>2526212
>>2526213
I will see you guys too one day, I promise you this.
I will learn how everypony looks... eventually.
>> No. 2526215
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>>2526214
It's been posted about six times. Just people more care about you.
>> No. 2526216
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>>2526215
Whaaaaat? It's been posted and I wasn't there to see it?!?
Aaaaww...
No way, they care way more about you!
>> No. 2526217
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>>2526214
>> No. 2526218
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>>2526216
Its OK. No one saved my picture. Only that spying Obama. And google.
>> No. 2526219
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>>2526214
That's what you get for saving pictures of us.
>> No. 2526220
>>2526214

...But what if there exists no picture of you on a digital medium?
>> No. 2526221
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>>2526217
Well that was quick. Is that you?

>>2526218
If you post when I am around, I will guarantee a place in my folders for you!

>>2526219
that is EXACTLY what I want, ha ha!

>>2526220
Then I will persuade you into taking one.
Selfies are in this year!
>> No. 2526222
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>>2526221
Well I'll not indulge you.
>> No. 2526223
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>>2526222
You mean you'll... not allow me to indulge?
Too late, I still know how you look!
>> No. 2526224
>>2526223
I mean that I won't be saving or posting anything.
>> No. 2526225
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>>2526224
You deny your power!
>> No. 2526226
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>>2526225
I deny anything and everything! That is my power.
>> No. 2526227
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>>2526220
>>2526219
>>2526220
Thauma is going for you! He is gonna get you! There is no escape now. We could have prevented this!!
>> No. 2526228
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>>2526227
it's Over

Last edited at Wed, May 28th, 2014 16:14

>> No. 2526229
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>>2526226
>>2526227
>> No. 2526230
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>>2526229
>>2526227
I deny that this is frightening or even happening.
>> No. 2526231
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>>2526230
You can't deny a happening, once it's started, there is NO end.
>> No. 2526232
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>>2526231
Yet I deny it!
>> No. 2526233
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>>2526232
Read My Lips, you can't deny it.
>> No. 2526234
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>>2526230
There is nothing left. We can only panic now
>> No. 2526235
>>2526234
Shall I sound the Alarms?
>> No. 2526236
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>>2526235
Yes. Thauma is coming. Defcon 1 alarm
>> No. 2526237
Youtube embed play button
  >>2526236
Do we panic?

Last edited at Wed, May 28th, 2014 16:25

>> No. 2526238
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>> No. 2526239
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>>2526237
>>2526238
He. Is. Here.
>> No. 2526240
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>>2526239
>> No. 2526241
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>>2526239
>>2526240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQxsyA6s90Y&feature=player_detailpage#t=5
>> No. 2526242
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2526242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQxsyA6s90Y&feature=player_detailpage#t=18
>> No. 2526243
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2526243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQxsyA6s90Y&feature=player_detailpage#t=43
>> No. 2526244
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>>2526242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
>> No. 2526245
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2526245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQxsyA6s90Y&feature=player_detailpage#t=68
>> No. 2526246
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2526246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQxsyA6s90Y&feature=player_detailpage#t=80
>> No. 2526247
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2526247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQxsyA6s90Y&feature=player_detailpage#t=103
>> No. 2526248
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2526248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQxsyA6s90Y&feature=player_detailpage#t=113
>> No. 2526249
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2526249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQxsyA6s90Y&feature=player_detailpage#t=123
>> No. 2526250
>>2526244
Whenever I play Europa Barbarorum this is what plays in my head as I charge Cataphracts into the light infantry wing, collapsing the entire formation.
>> No. 2526251
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2526251
TFW can't y2b
>> No. 2526252
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>>2526251
I was just having fun with Hall of the Mountain King.
>> No. 2526253
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>>2526251
>> No. 2526254
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>>2526252
Oh okay.
>>2526253
>> No. 2526255
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>>2526254
I have no idea what y2b means.
>> No. 2526256
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>>2526255
It's short for Youtube.
>> No. 2526257
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>>2526256
...


oh.
>> No. 2526258
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>>2526257
You can't just run away now. You have to pay for your incompetence. with DAT ass
>> No. 2526259
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>>2526258
...
>> No. 2526260
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>>2526221
Yeah, that's me.
>> No. 2526261
>letting this die

Never
>> No. 2526262
>>2526259
I like this <3


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