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Hail to thee, good Sir.
Crushric
Tue, Dec 11th, 2012 14:42
No. 125527
Good day, my name is Crushric. Today, I come to you with a request: I wish to engage your services. Losing that formal jabber that I always begin with (and I mean every word of it, too), I'd very much like your help with the first chapter of a little something I've been working on for a while. I hope you can tear this piece a new one, so to speak, since I'm looking for any possible flaw so that I can fulfill my outrageous dreams of the EQD. So, without further adieu, I present to you Jericho. Title: Jericho Tag: [Dark] [Adventure] [Comedy]. (Note that the first chapter is rather light on any comedy.) Description: I come from a land far to the east, a place called Preußen, a nation of proud stallions. Who I am doesn’t matter. What does matter, however, is the cultural dissonance between our two peoples, those of Equestria and those of my homeland. What matters more is how I, by virtue of being at the wrong place at the right time, am now entirely at the mercy of these naked Equestrian savages. I am by no means the hero of this tale, and this is hardly even my story. I’m just a nopony thrust into the Equestrian world, with their strange customs and way of thinking. To them, I guess, I’m just as alien, with my so-called guttural language, strange God, and outfit. Oh, and let’s not forget how the Prince of Darkness and the Biblical Kane are waging a war for the fate of the whole universe, and how I get forced along by sheer virtue of me being able to translate from my language into Equestrian. This is the story of culture, language, and six annoying yet special girls with their lunatic princess saving the world. Oh, and I guess I’m along for the ride, too, since I’m the narrator. Words Count: 2256 Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rYlmXUDTiwD0cyeztpVp7MJcH94pA2Bkan2A8KuKhGA/edit …