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118705 No. 118705
#Discussion #Normal #Random #Comedy #Poetry
Only post haiku
Related to ponies here
All are welcome to!
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>> No. 118748
I open the doc:
Alicorn self-insert.
...God dammit, author.
>> No. 118749
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>>118743
I see Touhorse and
raise you one PCB pic
Megami river

cookie if someone gets the reference
>> No. 118750
>>118748

And then I find out
That I can't count syllables.
...God dammit, myself.
>> No. 118757
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118757
Bloom is no blank flank:
A cutie mark for sneaking
is invisible...
>> No. 118758
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"Ready?" Pinkie asks.
"Be gentle," says Rarity.
(Nope, just a massage.)
>> No. 118759
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As birds sing above
She preens each butter-pale wing,
One with all nature.

(Pic not really related.)
>> No. 118824
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>>118749
Though not as epic,
Here's more ponified Touhou.
Suika is cool.
>> No. 118962
Lyra and Bonbon
Sitting in an apple tree
Legitimate het!
>> No. 118967
Feeling bored, so...
Plus this fandom needs more poetry anyway

Fluttershy, kindness
Animates the world. Teach me
To love as you do.

Rarity, giving
Generously, living in
Joyful detachment.

Honest Applejack,
Truth, humility coupled
Like paired turtledoves.

Loyal Rainbow Dash,
Heart beating red as lifeblood,
Blazing fire spirit!

Pinkie Pie, laughter
Nurtures and heals the wounded.
Practice medicine.

Twilight Sparkle, I
Cannot speak of your essence,
Ineffable magic.
>> No. 118982
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118982
small purple dragon
swiming in the spring of youth
solemly flies home
>> No. 118983
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>>118705

Skrillex drop the bass
Chris Brown Minaj Vinyl Scratch
Britney Spears YOLO
>> No. 118985
>>118983
singing sweet sorrows
silver strings sound solemn songs
symphonies surround
>> No. 118987
>>118759
fluttering with grace
petals fall around the tree
sakura's beauty
>> No. 118991
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118991
⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨
Today is Cirno day
Artistic license
>> No. 118994
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>>118991
If my eyes don't lie
you're missing a syllable
you should work on that
>> No. 119057
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119057
I dislike haikus
I'll write one anyways
Trixie is the best

(not sure what the proper plural from of haiku is; haikus seems weird.)
>> No. 119073
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>>119057
>>>119057
Haiku works for both
plural and singular forms
of the word haiku
>> No. 119075
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>>119073
Then my first was wrong
There were only four, not five
I will try again
>> No. 119076
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>>119075
Upon recounting
I was wrong a second time
... Artistic license
>> No. 119082
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Luna raised the moon
Celestia raised the sun
Gushnor rules below
>> No. 119083
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119083
>>119073
The reason for this
and all the words Japanese
is lack of plurals

Pink cherry blossoms
dancing across the bluest skies
memento mori

Cruel blood red moon night
light of twisted history
taunt her, break her heart

Flow, Earth softly chants
flow, for your laughter gives life
flow, Chaos will come back

Beats of wings shattered
feathers which will never fly
beat, hope is lost, beat

Fragments of a mare
mind long gone and torn to shreds
howling, breathing, trapped

Butterflies flutter
kindness which is just a lie
scheme, plan, I will watch

The dance of the knife
with so much joy cuts and cleaves
pieces for all, eat

This is my last one
this is the final grand game
a gneiss butte awaits.

*Fixing some stuff

>>119082
Flush, rise, shine and blight
names of gods which all provide
Moon and Sun, Sewage and crap
>> No. 119127
>>118705

Rainbow Dash dashes
Fluttershy flutters away
Applejack jacks -shot-
>> No. 119185
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>>119127
>> No. 119188
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>> No. 119190
>>119185
http://zedrin.deviantart.com/art/meanwhile-at-the-super-awesome-SHARK-base-309460442

I was going to be writing a bunch more haiku's with that theme, but I have to go eat. Maybe later.
>> No. 119203
My new fanfic will
have three sections, with chapters:
five, seven, and five
>> No. 119225
I want to link you guys to a large collection of absolutely wonderful haikus, but I would get in trouble.

They're called "pony clop haikus" if you can't search it up just poke through fimchan.
>> No. 119232
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>>119225
Whatever are you speaking of, darling? There's no need to mention such vulgarity when there are so many lovely haiku right here!

I've got a good thing going here, Tactical; you spoil that for me and I'm'a cut you!
>> No. 119239
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119239
Drivin' my sweet tank
Fucking Javelin douche bag
Please fix this shit, Dice
>> No. 119243
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>>119239

A battlefielder
perhaps we are similar
But I play crap box

Stupid=me
>> No. 119246
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>>119243
I, too, play crap box
Not that I mind since I rock
My score is awesome
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/soldier/Lt%20Luc/stats/179446417/xbox/

821 Score per minute, 2.4 Win/Loss Ratio, 2.61 Kill/Death Ratio, and 21.3% accuracy rating. I'm in the top 10% for the game ^_^

Also, shitty quality, but this was the only video I could find for a certain haiku-related bit in Avatar.
http://youtu.be/AXr2uJi3k-g
>> No. 119247
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>>119246
May not be as good
But my stat sheet is still fine
Terrible teammates

Seriously the people I play with can't get 1000 points by the end of a match sorta snipers.
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/soldier/khakisman/stats/255947439/xbox/
>> No. 119249
>>119247
Your score is not bad
Mayhaps we would be good team
Add for great justice

Yeah, 90% of snipers are terribad.
>> No. 119250
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119250
Forget Battlefield
Persona 4 Arena
Is what cool kids play

Too bad no one plays...
>> No. 119251
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>>119250
I think your first line is six syllables, unless I'm screwing it up again.
>> No. 119253
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>>119251
I counted again. Unless the "duh" sound at the end of Battlefield counts as another syllable, which I don't think it does, it's only five. Then again, I could be wrong as well. To make up for it, here's another haiku.

Akihiko, yeah!
No one can stop his fists
Kill rush can't be beat
>> No. 119254
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>>119250
I do play it, dude.
But now I am playing a game
Called Asura's Wrath.
>> No. 119256
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>>119254
I played the demo
Giant sword stabbing through Earth
Coolest game ever

If you're on PSN then add me: gadgetfinger (I play BB as well)
>> No. 119257
>>119256
Haiku of ponies
That's what you should've written
So now, bananas.
>> No. 119259
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>>119257
Rainbow Dash flying
The wind tosses her mane about
There, are you happy?
>> No. 119261
>>119259
No, it is too late,
Bananas, do you like them?
I know the right place.
>> No. 119262
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>>119261
Oh well, that is fine
I hear that the moon is nice
This time of the year

On a different note,
Scootaloo is the greatest,
Of the CMC...
>> No. 119265
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>>119262
Well, have to agree,
Scootaloo is pretty boss.
(Still a cripple, though)
>> No. 119274
>>119262
White coat purple hair
Sweetie best of CMC
Scootachicken nope
>> No. 119401
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119401
Zen pony musings...
Exquisite! This fandom shows
Boundless potential

How can I fit in
With bland vocabulary
And no sense of flow?

Of course! It's obvious.
I must listen to my heart:
Shoo-be-doo, bitches!
>> No. 119454
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>>119401
>Of course! It's obvious.
I hate to rain on
Your parade, but that is six,
Not five, syllables

^
Weak haiku is weak
I guess I don't have it
By it I mean skill

But, will I ever?
Confucius say, "Stop writing,
Your haiku are ****"

...okay
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>>119454
Oh to Flutter by
like the leaves in the autumn
drifting on the wind
>> No. 122073
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>>122068
Bleeding bumped a haiku thread
Which was worse than stale bread
So Ion-Sturm did yell
"Dude, what the hay?"
And so Bleeding lost all of his cred.
>> No. 122074
>>122073
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Filter completely borked it.
>> No. 122075
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>>122073
Silly Ion Sturm
That's not a haiku, you see.
My cred is okay
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