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1375 No. 1375
Tremble, feeble foals, for it is I, the great Lucibane!

I come before you this day, despite the generally positive sentiments that predominate this peculiar place, to impart upon the world of Equestria a most sinister tome of advice. I speak of my soon to be infamous handiwork, ‘Rotten Apples: Equestria’s Evildoer Guide’, a volume series meant to serve as a fundamental basis for any up and coming campaigners of evil.

I’m a bit new to this whole ‘trans-dimensional communications’ business, so I can only pray to the darker forces that this book reaches its intended audience. On behalf of the Ponyville Charter for Evil, I would like to say welcome to any new recruits that can utilize my guidance in their conquest of Equestria.

Here is a 'hyper link' to a 'digitized' version of Part One of my glorious book:


Your comments and criticism may be monitored/collected without prior consent in order to help improve the quality of this guide.

(P.S. To any of those, good or evil, that can look passed my moniker and somehow manage to unveil my true identity, I ask that you refrain from making your fallacious assumptions public. I do not wish a precarious fate upon my alibi, although I doubt my caretaker, in even her most peculiar of escapades, would ever find this obscure place anyways. It would be entirely wasted effort on your part, rest assured.)
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>> No. 14167
i thought you were dead
>> No. 14176
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Well, I am not genuinely the one you know as Lucibane. I am but a counterfeit. The original may be dead for all I know. I am merely using his identity to spread his words of malicious wisdom to other potential converts.
>> No. 14192
oh... your tripcode, i see that, oh well


theres that share=>sharing settings button which we can contact the real luci, if hes unable to continue, we can.
>> No. 14542
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Precisely. If the malicious wordsmith who originated this image thread is incapable of continuing his brilliant mission trip to every corner of the interwebs, then we must take up the task and spread his message ourselves.
>> No. 14926
So have you started yet?
>> No. 15256

wheres headphone jack?
>> No. 15261
gfdsgfsd test
>> No. 15263
you dont do test here bro
>> No. 15388
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indeed I have. I conjectured the easiest province to outset my expedition would be the vilest pustule of the internet's bowls. A most unpredictable image board known as /b/, a subsidiary of the greater abscess designated "4chan." Should you visit said rectal tumor, I may be spotted in the pony threads. Shall I look for you there?
>> No. 15391
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right here bro. trying to find an audio uploading site that won't delete your uploads after a certain time period. know of any?
>> No. 15453
gdocs and dropbox can save audio recordings
no that place disgust me
>> No. 15456
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>I ask that you refrain from making your fallacious assumptions public.
Dammit Jebster.
>> No. 15466
i would love a status report from you
>> No. 15498
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Very well.
Unwilling to involve myself in masterminding another scheme at the time, I became skilled labour. Working out of my former host's home I completed the construction of the sonic cannon and augmented it's function using my new host's formidable magic skill.

But since Lucibane had gone incommunicado just before completion, I have sectioned it into parts, dissembled it and put it in storage.
Whenever Lucibane shows up again, I can break it out and hand it to his control.
>> No. 15548
mhmm, thats pretty boring indeed, hopefully lucibane gets here soon or something
>> No. 15586
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>> No. 15597
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okay, try this one.

>> No. 15605
still 403
>> No. 15608
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okay, how about this one.

>> No. 15610
no prob now
>> No. 16026
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very good then.
I will now proceed to upload my narrations as soon as I record them.

>> No. 16343
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hopefully the music selection is alright. does anyone have suggestions for the next set of songs I should accompany my narrations with?
>> No. 24934
bump because this is the best non-story fic, should have done this 2 weeks ago
>> No. 25453
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I'll be getting to the next chapter as soon as I have the time. soon.....
>> No. 29414
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seriously, I'll get to it. just as soon as i find the time.
>> No. 33692
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as promised (finally) my narration of

Rotten Apples, by G. Lucibane

>> No. 33724
As a fellow follower of the path of antagonism (designation: affably lawful evil) I quite like this. Carry on.
>> No. 33875
I would but the author seems to have magic'd himself out of existence without completing his book.
>> No. 37342
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will the original poster of this thread please return to this thread and finish what he started?

I would find it most unappealing but nonetheless necessary, if mister lucibane does not return in a timely manner, to SLAP A BITCH.
>> No. 59356
This thread is dead. Its been dead for a long, long time. Unless the OP or someone else wants to make new content it should be left to die.
>> No. 61702
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I will take that task upon myself then. once I have some time I will continue this work. the author indicates that his next chapter was intended to give some information about the mane six.
I will make a new thread in the future asking for help in completing this.
>> No. 80639
hopy sheet, this thread is still here on ponychan, how did this happen?

Oh yeah by the way jack, can I get your email?
>> No. 80656
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This thread is still here because it keeps getting bumped long after updates and discussion have stopped.
>> No. 80684
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K, this necroing is getting stupid.
Would anyone object if I reported this thread for deletion?
>> No. 89285
[email protected]
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>> No. 89289
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Hey, look on the bright side: we hold the record for the longest-lived thread on ponychan (or any chan, for that matter)
>> No. 89294
Not even. >>/arch/1
>> No. 89297
Everyone knows Arch is cheating. This thread is kept alive by people posting on it, that is kept alive like by force.
>> No. 89299
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/arch/ threads don't count, because they're unnaturally kept from 404-ing, hence the title /arch/.
>> No. 89326
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That's even worse, since it's keeping my thread from becoming the oldest on Pchan >_>.
>> No. 95671
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wonder how long this could go on.
>> No. 95689
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Not much longer, with the new ruleset. This is spam bumping and is grounds for the thread being deleted. Unless you have actual content to add, a bump from page 30 or whatever is not cool. Not cool at all.
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Well, the new ruleset says nothing about bumping, and necroposting isn't against side-wide rules, so I think it may last for a while longer.
>> No. 95692
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In the /fic/ sticky:
> Use “sage” in the email field unless you are submitting fanfiction, offering a review to a fanfiction or staying completely on-topic for a thread’s purposes. /fic/ runs more slowly than other boards, and thus it is considered impolite to bump a thread unless you’re adding relevant content or discussion.

From the site's rules:
>All posts and images should contribute positively to the board, and have some semblance of thought put into them. Out-of-context or vacuous posts will be either deleted or moved, and the poster banned.
Necrobumps certainly fill this criteria. There isn't a hard rule on it because it's only really a problem in /fic/, which is why the new sticky should be covering it.
>> No. 95694
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Bitch please, there's a thread in /g/ from March 13th 2011 that still gets regular content.

Locking this on the offchance that OP comes back / people want to save the contents of this thread.

>Inb4 sage doesnt work.
>> No. 127746
Did he return?
>> No. 127754
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Personally, I'm more suprised that he used the !!Angelbunny trip, rather than !!ShiningArmor, assuming a new mod hasn't been appointed to that trip.
>> No. 127761
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This thread is two years old.

This post is a year old.

Gorram necroing spambots.

The least they could do is bump a thread that's worth its salt.
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