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It’s in devilish spirits that I come unto you this dark night, my colleagues of conspicuous criminals. All day, that grievous, galloping gump has been vociferously reiterating details of some celebration ‘it’ contemplates attending with ‘its’ abhorrent associates tonight. For this reason, I have determined this evening to be an ideal opportunity to make another anticipated appearance. For the past few days, that vile pony hounded me vigorously for the prospect of snatching my coveted cloak once more or, even worse, my beloved copy of ‘Rotten Apples’. Not showing a single shred of sinister scheming, she seems to have surrendered.
Though I was originally suspect that this ‘super secret pony party of awesome awesomeness’ was articulated profusely as a ruse to lure me out into the open with my cloak and ‘diary’, she has been vacant from the premises long enough that I am confident in presenting myself to this felonious forum once more though to be safe, I must insist that utmost tranquility is maintained. I listen for the faintest indicators of her presence.
I made a furtive update to Part One the night previous, appending an idea that was fiendishly purloined from Armada concerning how one must hire conscripts to become a big-league villain.
>>2189
I have some excellent news, DreamHaunter. While sneaking around the local book repository late one night, fortune paved an express path to the only print of ‘Dreamwalking for Dummies 101’ in the entire library. Unlike some other books I’ve had to abduct, this one wasn’t covered in drool under that blasted Twilight’s horned head. The title was perfectly new, apparently having just arrived a few days previous. That purple imbecile hadn’t even catalogued the book into inventory before I set my claws upon it!
Needless to say, the book is now mine. I’ve been studying it whenever possible, and hiding it in the dumpster behind Sugarcube Corner though that intrusive cur of a caretaker has been making my dark research efforts nearly impossible as of late. Perhaps I’ll get a chapter or two in this evening while she prances about with her moronic compatriots.
By the way, I am intrigued to start implementing a few nightmare designs I’ve had in mind. If Twilight thought she was terrified of miniscule lizards before, she shall soon be existing in a new dimension rife with reptilian fear!
>>2198
I am most pleased with your progress thus far. Whatever you are able to decipher from these ancient books will invariably help further our agenda to destabilize the greater forces of good in Equestria. If you find anything at all relating to that wretched Princess Celestia, inform me at once.
Already, this first bit of information concerning the Nightmare Ascendant cult seems like a viable platform for a rewarding extortion campaign. As long as nopony is able to offer an elucidation contrary to our greedy explanation as to why money is necessary to cause celestial proceedings, I don’t see why we wouldn’t set this gold plundering scheme set back into motion.
>>2497
However mighty some steroid pumped water weasel may be, I am confident that you have no chance of dethroning any of the evil entities contained within this hostile environment.
>2548
Perhaps my reproach now reverberates off your tombstone; it seems that the most unthreatening ‘williamcll’ has swiftly dispatched your haphazard figure. Let us consider this a somewhat glorious victory carried out in the name of the greater darkness!
Let’s leave this thing alone. You and I can concur that neither of us wants to see this dimwitted creature ever again, in life or undeath. Again, I personally commend you for swiftly vanquishing it.
>>2559
To answer your question without divulging too many details, I have assembled about 85% of the primary cannon components at this moment. Due to a certain prying pest, I have been a little slow in finishing the “Resonator”, which is the constituent that must defy conventional physics in order to get our gun functioning as intended. Once we have that pretentious unicorn Trixie at our beckoning, we can finish this most essential section of our destructive implement.
The project is, more or less, able to fit through an area that is 18 inches squared. I’ve scaled it down so that it could be quickly used and hidden. Also, it’s much easier for me as well as other villains around my stature to handle effectively.
With that, I must be back to my watch duty. It has been dead silent so far, but I must remain vigilant in order to escape the sight of that meddlesome mare.
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