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1661828 No. 1661828
In the future, stories will be written by androids able to process upto one kilobyte of information a minute!
With these ultra powerful processing abilities, stories will be written and edited so fast, there will be no need for humans to contribute to literature.

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>> No. 1668701
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>>1668697

I spent most of today on the road coming home from my grandmother's. Had a pretty nice Thanksgiving day, though I was not expecting to go shopping with one of my cousins on Thanksgiving day.

...at Walmart~
>> No. 1668702
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>>1668700

sup

>>1668701

i was gonna ask you the same but now i'm left hanging D:
>> No. 1668704
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I have story for story thread

I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. “But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don’t even peek in there.” I take key and go to room to sleep.

Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.

Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. “By the way who is in that room?” She look at me and begin to tell story.

There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.

I tell her I don’t give a ****. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.

Such is life in Moscow
>> No. 1668706
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>>1668701

Oh cool. You went and visited family. My family stayed home this year and did Thanksgiving on Wednesday since that was the only day we all had free. Then I worked yesterday helping put in a disc golf course and playing some. Then today I did some errand type stuff but was mostly free to chill and hang out with friends.

What was at Wal-Mart?
>> No. 1668707
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>>1668702

Damn it, Mag'sy! You had one job!~

>>1668704

Heh, I've actually read that story before~

>>1668706

Sounds like you had a good Thanksgiving.

>What was at Wal-Mart?

My cousin's son wanted a bunch of video games for Christmas, and offered to buy games for my sister and I. I went with her to Walmart to help get them. Shit was mad chaotic, yo. Every square inch of that store was occupied by a person. Getting out of the damn store was harder than getting in!~
>> No. 1668708
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>>1668702

Just you being silly~
>> No. 1668709
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>>1668707
Once I hear story about girl in Chaplygin. She was asleep in her bed, when she feel lick on her hand. She thinks it is dog and goes to sleep. Next morning, she finds note on dresser with dead head of dog. It says “Capitalists can lick too.” She screams.

The girl was sent for re-education in Estonia, her parents sent to labor in Siberia. One must always be watchful and never let American spies into one’s house.

Such is life in Moscow.
>> No. 1668710
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>>1668707

You um

got any plans? :o

>>1668708

Oh :P

Um, you gonna do anything? :3
>> No. 1668711
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>>1668704

~
>> No. 1668712
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>>1668707

Eww~

What games/game did you get at least after you emerged from the tunnel you dug under the parking lot to get out?~
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>>1668709

...now that one I haven't heard before~

>>1668710

I plan on relaxing for the remainder of this weekend before I head back to campus, upon which time I will begin preparing for finals.

You?
>> No. 1668714
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>>1668712

I managed to snag both Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel and South Park: The Stick of Truth for PS3. Both were only $25.00, which was much cheaper than their normal prices. I also wanted to get Sonic & All-Stars Racing: Transformed, but alas, it was not there~
>> No. 1668716
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>>1668713
Babysitter home with young boy and young girl. She get call parents, who are working night shift in factory asking if everything is fine. She tells them da, but the large statue of Lenin in daughter’s room is unsettling.

Later, she is arrested by KGB for calling great father of motherland “unsettling”. She is sent to count trees in Siberia.

Such is life in Moscow.

>>1668711
Last comrade in Motherland sat alone in room. There was knock on door. Was KGB. KGB is forever.
>> No. 1668717
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>>1668713

Ooh okay

Spend all of December sitting back and slouching! :3
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>>1668710

There's an old saying that goes, "Let silly Mag'sehs lie... in syrup". I just have to get some syrup and then I can believe it~
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>>1668718
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>>1668718
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>>1668717

Believe me, I would if I could~
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>>1668714

Heh, nice. Played them at all yet or just too long of a day to feel like getting into that stuff right away?

>>1668716

Russian knock knock jokes are weird~
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>>1668722

Y'know, my plan was to play them when I got back home, but my parents decided that they would be my birthday gifts instead (My birthday is this Friday) and took them away~

Also I forgot to bring by PS3 home anyway~
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>>1668721

Also setting a target to not drink for the whole month :P
>> No. 1668726
>>1668722
>Russian knock knock jokes are weird~
Brb lolling forever.
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>>1668719
>>1668720
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>>1668727
>> No. 1668732
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Anyway, I think I'm gonna hit the sack.

Goodnight, all!
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>>1668732

don't hit the sack that hurts

Nighty :P
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>>1668724

Oh right! I forgot you're a Decemberist, heh. Silly thing for your parents to do, but then I've done that to myself. Like buying myself something I want and letting my sister give it to me or some silly thing, heh. I blame the Russian guy being around for me thinking of calling people born in December that, btw~

>>1668726

>KGBxLolling
>> No. 1668735
>>1668734
Nah, for lolling i'm probably going to be sent to count trees in Siberia.
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>>1668729

~
>> No. 1668739
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>>1668732

Night Shoxy!

>>1668735

4ever?~
>> No. 1668741
>>1668739
Probably.
>> No. 1668742
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>>1668741

Aw well. At least you'll have the KGB and Lolling with you for your immortal life~
>> No. 1668743
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>>1668742
But I don't like Siberia, it's too cold. There's cold, and cold trees, and cold... such is life in Siberia.
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>>1668743

But there's also huskies, and they will make it better and less cold~
>> No. 1668748
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>>1668747
No, those huskies are also cold.
In Siberia, everything is cold, even the hot chocolate.
>> No. 1668749
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You know what. I'm gonna make a new Story thread if no one objects. This one is about ready to be deep eighty sixed, which is like a really sixed six~
>> No. 1668750
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>>1668748

Sounds amazing.
>> No. 1668751
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>>1668750
And worst of all, there is one thing in Siberia that is warm, the vodka.
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>>1668751

Oh, that's less amazing.

But I'd still drink it.
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>>1668752
You would think, given Siberia is just a giant freezer where everything is made of ice, houses, cars, mares, that the vodka would be cold, but no, KGB keeps it warm.
>> No. 1668755
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