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>> No. 1757045
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uh... I'm in new jersey. are you anywhere near me?
besides, I have to get up in less than 6 hours. I'm just staying awake to time a REM cycle
>> No. 1757051
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Well, I could be there in six to eight hours, depending on where in New Jersey.
>> No. 1757054
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West Milford.
>> No. 1757064
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Yeah, just under six hours.
Hehehe... Newfoundland...
>> No. 1757065
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Newfoundland Pennsylvania? That's only an hour away
>> No. 1757077
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Relevant as always. Sorry for late response, I got caught up in ya doin?
>> No. 1757082
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Not even. There is a community in the township of West Milford called Newfoundland, apparently. I just have something else in mind when I think about Newfoundland (with all the stereotypes that come with it).
>> No. 1757083
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great. I've made some progress on my story, though I think I'll have to pick up one of my old favorite books in order to finish this scene.
>> No. 1757084
Someone was jerking off.
>> No. 1757086
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I'm so fucking tired of people making my mom feel bad for the way she is and abusing her. There are several (unnamed) people who do this shit and it pisses me off. I know I shouldn't show so much anger but, fuck. This is ridiculous and makes me so damn mad.
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>> No. 1757092
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Good to hear! Can't wait to see it actually. And what book?

I will neither confirm nor deny this
>> No. 1757093
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>> No. 1757096
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You kidding? You have every right to show your anger over this. Who the hell would do such a thing, seriously. Is she alright?
>> No. 1757098
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Candis pls
>> No. 1757099
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>> No. 1757101
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don't gimmie that look
>> No. 1757103
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Yeah, she's alright. Called me very upset and crying. I was able to talk to her and calm her down but, fuck, it happens a lot and it's not her fault at all, it's the people around her. Why are people so cruel holy shit.
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>> No. 1757107
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Yeah, there are five towns that make up the township of West Milford
>West Milford
>Oak Ridge
>... the last one always escapes me
What else comes to mind.

"To Light A Candle", I believe

what happened?
>> No. 1757110
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Awww ye

The province of Newfoundland.
>> No. 1757112
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I don't get it.
>> No. 1757115
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That's...disgusting, like actually disgusting. I don't fully know what situation is going on here, but I can't imagine the human being that would make your mom feel bad to the point of crying. Seriously, what the fuck? Is there any way to get her away from these situations?

Haven't heard of that one...what's it about?
>> No. 1757116
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Also, I didn't say shit
>> No. 1757119
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Me neither. What are we on about?

That wasn't one of the options.
>> No. 1757120
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It's book 2 in the Obsidian Trilogy

The Demon Queen Attacks!
To his own surprise, young Kellen, once the disappointing son of the great Mage who leads the City’s Mage Council, has become a powerful Knight-Mage. Valued for his bravery and his skills as both wizard and warrior, Kellen joins the Elves’ war councils. Yet he cannot convince the City of his birth that it is in terrible danger.
Kellen’s sister Idalia, a Wild Mage with great healing ability, has pledged her heart to Jermayan, a proud Elven warrior. Someday Idalia will pay a tragic Price for a world-saving work of Wild Magic, but until then, she will claim any joy life can offer her.
Jermayan, who has learned much fighting at Kellen’s side and loving the human Idalia, finds that everything changes when he Bonds with a dragon while rescuing the Elf Prince and becomes the first Elven Mage in a thousand years.
Furious at her enemies’ success with the dragon, the Demon Queen attacks in force. Light struggles against Dark, like flickering candle flames buried deep in the shadow of Obsidian Mountain.
>> No. 1757122
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>Hehehe... Newfoundland...
>I just have something else in mind when I think about Newfoundland (with all the stereotypes that come with it).
I assumed you were alluding to something a bit more esoteric than "The Province of Newfoundland"
>> No. 1757123
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Then what are my options??

Damn, I haven't heard of that trilogy either...not surprising since I don't read that many books though. It sounds interesting with its fantasy setting and such, always liked those stories. How's this gonna help exactly?
>> No. 1757125
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It's people at work and sometimes unfortunately family so no, there's not much that can be done to get her away from them. I do have to say I'm ready to go off on some family for the way they're being.

For one thing... it's absolutely disgusting to make fun of someone for something they love, that's a fucking given. It's mostly family issues that have been going on forever but I think it's about to come to a boil.
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>> No. 1757129
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The narration style is exactly the same as the one I'm trying to use right now. Reading will help me pick up on some of the tecniques that are used.

you're being rather vague, dear. I don't know much about your mother. What sort of thing does she love that she's been made fun of for?
>> No. 1757131
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Nah, I know I am cuz I don't necessarily wanna get into the details

I'm just ranting and angry about the whole thing

I do appreciate the concern tho

she loves Pitbull and Enrique Iglesias and wants to go to a concert but ppl are making fun of her age This is just one of the many things that have always happened

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>> No. 1757133
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Maybe you need to be the one to step in and start making a change. Your mother doesn't deserve to keep having to deal with that

oh, well that makes sense then. Good luck with finding what you need then
>> No. 1757134
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Oh. Nah, it's straight up that simple.
I am not a complicated man.

Going on a date with Rosie Palms, doing some one hand clapping, kneeding your bread, or fishing for zipper trout.

The best kind of -erners.
>> No. 1757135
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ah, yes that is pretty silly. about as silly as making fun of a grown man for liking my little pony.


>> No. 1757137
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I think those are the best euphemisms I've ever heard
>> No. 1757144
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Sorry if I got you thinking I was more interesting than I actually am.

I don't know... "Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile" is pretty tops, in my book.
>> No. 1757146
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nah. simple is great.
>> No. 1757148
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How bout doing the five finger shuffle? Hand to gland combat?
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>> No. 1757154
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Calling the bone-a-phone?
>> No. 1757157
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Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger
Bleed the weed
Calling down for more mayo
Defrosting the fridge
Hosing down the driveway
Working at your own speed

please hlep me
>> No. 1757160
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Why? You're doing great.
>> No. 1757161
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Two-finger tango? Wax on whack off? Arguing with Henry Longfellow? Applying the hand brake?
>> No. 1757165
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No I meant help me cuz I'm laughing way too hard at "Arm wrestle with your one eyed vessel"


ok female ones:

paddling the pink canoe
caressing the crease
polishing the pearl
checking for squirrels (whwhwhWHAT??)
getting chummy with dildo baggins

I'm gonna end it with that one
>> No. 1757172
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Releasing the Olympic doves
Pumping gas at the self-serve filling station
Self-inflicted intercourse
Making yourself at home

Right, right. Yeah, I have had enough to drink I'm tired enough for it to be an excuse to laugh like a moron.
Also, you never know when one of them sneaky fellas might find its way in there.
At first I wanted to say something about me being good-looking enough for it to make sense, but then I didn't... kinda
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Jesus Christ I just got hit with a painful surge of bad nostalgia, and I think I might die
>> No. 1757460
That was the best night's sleep I think I've ever had in months
>> No. 1757580
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