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1255 No. 1255
In this thread, we act like the stereotypes given to our country or state, y'all.
Yeehaw! Rodeo 'n blues! Bull ridin'! Fuck bulls!
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Well, I reckon I'm supposed to be some city-washed cowboy.
Colorado.
>> No. 1261
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consarnit, ya'll. mah livestock have gone'n stampeded
>> No. 1267
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DURRR SOY UN MEXICANO
ME PASO PA' EL OTRO LADO Y TACOS Y CERVEZA
>> No. 1268
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Sauerkraut
>> No. 1279
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RACIST SLURS HERE. ALL THE RACIST SLURS.
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>> No. 1284
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How about them Packers?!

Cheese and beer! Cheese and beer!
>> No. 1289
G'day! Anyone want to come an' help me track down some crocs? Crikey, that's one a whopper!
>> No. 1290
WAH-LAO EH! WHY GOT NO KOPI-O AT COFIIIISHOP TODAE!!!!
Singaporean.
translation:crap, starbucks ran out
>> No. 1296
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1296
Oh, hallo, ju must be zese people from ze foreign countries, ja? Let us have a wunderbar party and drink from our great beer we have in Deutschland. Zen we can go to ze oktoberfest and drink some more of ze beer, eat sauerkraut and weißwurst and wear lederhosen, ja?

Now I feel dirty.
>> No. 1297
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>>1296

Oh, I forgot to mention ze Hasselhoff, he is our best friend from ze USA.
>> No. 1308
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*quickly drinks all of your alcohol*
*while driving away*
*in your car*
*dreaming of space*

>>1296
sweet jesus i love germans:D
>> No. 1309
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I say old chap, anyone care for some tea? Perhaps a round of croquet?
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>> No. 1337
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WELL SHUCKS, YA'LL, GET YER TOOSKIE IN HERE. THAR'S A TORNADO OUT THAR. WANT SOME POP?
>> No. 1338
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*opens a beer*

Finnish people really are quiet folk
>> No. 1344
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OIIIIIII YERRRRRR OI'M ENGLISHHH INNIT! MOI 'OME LAND IS CALLED INGURLUNDDDDDDDDDDDD WE ARE FOOTBALL STARS O' THE BLOODY WORLD MATE! LET'S GO TO THE PUB AN' GET RAT ARSED DRUNK! SO DRUNK WE CAN'T EVEN WALK MATE! IT'S WOT WE DO IN ENGLAND, WE DRINK 'TIL WE'RE BLOODY NUMB! NUMB ENOUGH SO WE CAN'T FEEL THE COLD BLOODY WEATHER!
>> No. 1345
>>1344

I lol'd.
>> No. 1348
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I have no I dea how to do mine...here goes

Howdy eh! It's raining here..Wanna fire up the BBQ and have some steak? That'd be cool eh/

+cool points if you can tell the province.
>> No. 1357
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>>1348
Alberta?



Also
>mfw I don't think there are any well known Korean stereotypes
>> No. 1361
G'day mate! We're just about to go hunt dingos, the little bugger stole mum's baby again. Fire up the barbie before we get back, and we'll have a bonkers night, aw'right mate? Aww, crikey, that dingo's a beaut. I just have ta' rassle it out inta' the open.

*facehoof* How is it that I rarely see Australian stereotypes in media?
>> No. 1363
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>>1357
Korean stereotypes?
here you go: Pic related, it's what the average Korean looks like.
sorry, I had to ;P
>> No. 1365
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I love talking to people from other countries. It makes me feel so normal and Swedish.
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>>1363
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>>1357
+ cool points to you!

>>1363
mfw.
>> No. 1375
Kangaroos are everywhere, shitcunt.
>> No. 1376
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>>1363
>mfw

Musta, bai!? Lami kaayo ang adlaw karon! Kaulanon! WOOTZ XD!
>> No. 1377
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1377
Everyone here doesn't have enough money! How will I get good public policies without more rich people?? Oh and may I offer you some insurance? Any insurance?

I'll let you guess :)
>> No. 1378
ALOOOOOOHA, just thought id greet everyone from my brand new macintosh. sure is hard finding an outlet in my grass shack though. now if you'll excuse me, i have to go sacrifice a young virgin to the volcano god, pele kukui kalua humuhumunukunukuapua'a.

This was harder than I thought it would be.
>> No. 1394
Hey, what's the craic? I'm just going out to enjoy meself some potatoes, don't you know, and I might have myself some Guinness while I'm at it. Might as well have a couple of pints, sure it's Paddy's birthday next week.
>> No. 1396
>>1377
Err... American?

>>1378
I am guessing Hawaii.

>>1394
Ireland. :P I do love me some potatoes and Guinness though.
>> No. 1397
>>1396
>Ireland
Correct
>> No. 1398
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I think I win...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
>> No. 1399
>>1255
GIMME YA DOSH OR I'LL SHANK YA UP SON
>> No. 1410
How's it goin' eh?
Diddja hear about dem hosers that tried order a timmies?

Yeah eh...They asked fer something like a ...gran-dee, I dunno eh? Why cant dey just ask for a double double like the rest of us [COUNTRY HERE]
Yes I am aware that there are starbucks there too
>> No. 1575
>>1394
The craic is 90!
>> No. 1581
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BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS BEER MOUNTAINS SKIING DENVER BRONCOS
>> No. 1582
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>>1581
Yup.
>> No. 1584
I am a Romanian gypsy vampire and I vant to suck your blood!
>> No. 1598
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What's that? You want an Indonesian stereotype? Hmm, I'll get around to it eventually.
>> No. 1600
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>>1410
I never liked Starbucks anyway.
>> No. 1601
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Mamma mia!
>> No. 1629
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I suuurrrreee do like Bic Macs! And AMURICA! FUCK YEAH!
>> No. 1631
>>1600
Ehehe I think I made it too easy...I should go for hard mode!

"Maybe tomorrow, I'm gonna settle down...Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on"

Now THAT is obscure!
>> No. 1634
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Who want some VODKA?!
>> No. 1739
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Want some blue crabs? Or how about oysters? We got them here in ol' Maryland.
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Football football football!!! (and not the american one)
>> No. 1744
>>1739
Don't forget the pit beef, hon.
>> No. 1746
I tell you what, I just went an' caught me a whole mess a' crawfish out on the bayou. We gonna eat good tonight!

Louisiana represent
>> No. 1760
but señor pony, I need de mony to have a fiesta de cinco de mayo with muchos muchos tacos and sombreros.

(gah, I hate that mexican stereotype so much...)
>> No. 1761
Hey, guys! Wassup?

Ya want some cheese, weed and hookers? Cause we've got plenty of those here! Also, have some wooden clogs, tulips and windmills! :D

(Yeah, that was probably very obvious. Though, I can't think of any language based stereotypes from my country that foreigners would think of, or stuff other than the ones I mentioned.)
>> No. 1764
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GODDAMN MEXICANS, WE NEED A FENCE. OBAMA ISN'T SECURING THE BORDER. GIMME MAH GUN. IT'S TOO DAMN HOT.

Care for some tea party?

Racism is part of my state stereotype, from what I hear.
>> No. 1780
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Wo! Manny Pacquiao!
>> No. 1815
SAVE THE TREES, SAVE THE WHALES, save those snails!
>> No. 1828
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cereal makers and cereal killers
>> No. 1830
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>>1828
gay mexican computer hippies that really want to connect!
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This year for sure!!!
>> No. 1862
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Herp derp trees and shit.

I'm not really aware of how a WAfriend is supposed to act.
>> No. 1865
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This thread is sweet as, bro.
(I'm not really sure what the New Zealand stereotype is, all I have to go on is this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA)
>> No. 1876
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Pucha maquina, ¿Alguien me presta 5 lucas?
>> No. 1878
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Here in the georgia we beleive in the lawd all murthy and amurica. fuck yeah countray musac. hyuck hyuck sweet tea and beer hyuck hyuck. black people.
>> No. 1880
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HURR DURR, I SWEAR AND I DRINK LIKE A BOSS

>>1338
> mfw not only pony in finland!
>> No. 1882
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Heay, ya wanna go down to tha pieh and grab some labstah? Maybe get some flahnel shuhts at the Mahdens downtown, and a thing 'a Moxie.

(Maine stereotypes are the worst -__- )
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Hah-hah, these crumpets are simply smashing if I do say so myself!

I think I'll go pop over to the country club and partake in a little polo one can bring himself away from this simply delightful tea!

Speaking of tea, two sugars if you would be so kind. One must treat oneself to a little luxury once in a while, don't you think?
>> No. 1905
>>1882
God, Moxie is gross.

Also, CORN CORN COWS FOOTBALL COACH JUST RESIGNED CORN
>> No. 1907
I don't know how to do mine.

I live in WNY and I have only seen some people think we are rednecks because of how country we are.

I'm okay with this but I don't know how to act it.
>> No. 1912
>>1907
I guess there's always something along the lines of

"SHOTGUNS SHOTGUNS NYC SWAMPS MY VOTE".
>> No. 1946
STARCRAFT KIMCHI STARCRAFT KIMCHI STARCRAFT KIMCHI STARCRAFT KIMCHI STARCRAFT KIMCHI STARCRAFT KIMCHI STARCRAFT KIMCHI STARCRAFT KIMCHI STARCRAFT KIMCHI STARCRAFT KIMCHI SO GOSU GOSU GOSU GOSU KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY i ate a dog for dinner.
>> No. 1950
I do say chaps, I am so enjoying this stereotypes thread. Though allow me a moments leave whilst I indulge in these delicious crumpets and this exquisite tea.
Also bad dental care
>> No. 1962
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Oh-Em-Gee, so I was like, scrolling down, and I was on my computer, like DUH I'm on my computer if I'm using my mouse, like AS IF. And I like TOTALLY see this thread, and there are like all these people, like, using other languages, and I'm like, I like totally can't understand what you're saying, gross me out. People should just, like, speak English. It'd be like so much simpler that way.
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Well howdy, y'all!
I'm gonna have BBQ and herd some cattle from my ranch right after I go to the rodeo!

YEE-HAW!!!!
and may god bless you!
>> No. 1994
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Mexico! Tacos! Burritos! Señorita! Andele! arriba! Viva Mexico! Feliz 5 de mayo!
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I not speek well Eenglish... Oor much. Where my vodka, perkele?
>> No. 2003
Y'know what, let's just get fucking drunk..
Spike our hair up and just get drunk.
We are definitiely not dumbasses, just fun people!
Hell, maybe we'll hit up a chick or two in the way.
>> No. 2057
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BROOKLYN RAGE!
>> No. 2063
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We're pot-smoking, Starbucks-sipping, surfing hippies that live next door to celebrities.
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Oh, and we're also gay.
>> No. 2065
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Jo, compa, yo le digo que esta baina del interne ta buenaa.
Dejeme regresa a los campos.
>> No. 2081
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>M.FW I don't know how people from my state act stereotypically.
Missouri ._.
>> No. 2093
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Eeeeh loco vamo' todo' lo' pibe'! Aguante el fulbo loco! Diego sos diooos! Pero no vuelvas a ser DT porque nos cagaste todo! Eeeh vamo' a escuchar una buena cumbiaaa!

I hate my country's current traditions so much...
>> No. 2099
>>1880
LET US START A VIOLENT DRUNK RAMPAGE, YES?
>> No. 2103
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Aw yea yea yea yea too right mate. Farkin' oath. Ponies and shit, spewin'. What's that cunt? Aw yea yea yea, I'm Aussie. Fark.
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I just sold my carpet - bleadh! - and sold it for a vodka - bleadh! - but it was just tap water - bleadh! - I'm gonna give that seller a cunt for cunting on meh - bleadh!
>> No. 2158
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HEY! YEA YOU! CAN YOU GIVE ME DIRECTIONS TO THE HOTEL! I AM FROM AMERICA, AN AMERICAN! D-O Y-O-U S-P-E-A-K- E-N-G-L-I-S-H? I N-E-E-D T-O G-E-T T-O T-H-E -H-O-T-E-L. T-H-A-N-K-S. boy, visiting foreign countries sure does remind you of how fortunate you are to be an American with all our freedoms and prosperity!

God that was painful
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So how about that hockey game eh?

Wait, that's something I have said before.
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>>2093
>Forgot to mention I'm from Argentina

Les via' romper todo' lo' vidrio' guacho!
>> No. 2195
Where's my bear? Where's my vodka? That's a nice car, Germany, I'll take it. Kurwa kurwa kurwa.
>> No. 2234
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WHAT THE FAUCK ARE YA AT B'YS?! FUCKIN MY LITTLE PONY IT'S FAUCKIN RIGHT SIIICK B'YS!! YES FUCKIN B'Y ME FAUCKING SON, GETTIN ON DA FAUKIN BEER AND THE FAUKIN SCREECH WITH SOM FAUKIN JIGGS DINNER AND GOING AT THE BEACH LATER WIT ME FAUCKIN FISHIN RAD TO CATCH SOME FAUKIN COD B'YS! FAUCKIN BOATS AND OIL RIGS ME FUCKIN B'YS ME SON 'N' FAUCKIN JAM JAMS AND FISH AND FAUCKIN SALT MEAT AND TURNIP, IT'S FAUCKIGN SIICK B'Y SKIP!!!

A disappointingly/hilariously large number of people actually do act exactly like what I wrote up there. Ladies and gentlemen, some stereotypes exist for a reason, the reason being that some stereotypes have a grain of truth.
>> No. 2237
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omg I love hockey, and curling, and beer.

Seriously though, hockey is awesome
>> No. 2277
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I LOVE ANIME AND THAT'S ALL I WATCH
MATH IS MY BEST SUBJECT.
ROBOTS. I HAVE A ROBOT.
I MAKE PEACE SIGNS IN ALL OF MY PHOTOS.
DID I MENTION DESU DESU?

I feel dirty.
>> No. 2285
>>2081
I won't believe it until you show me. I'm a Missouri boy too.
>> No. 2291
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I'm not sure how to fake a Kentuckian stereotype... Go UK? Did you see Dale Jr. in that last race? Shoo, he had it but that damn Jimmie Johnson took it right from under him, he'll beat him oneofthesedays. What's that? Gay marriage? Hell no, God hates faggots.
>> No. 2293
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GAY PRIDE GAY PRIDE GAY PRIDE GAY PRIDE GAY PRIDE.

ok yeah, i got nothing else.

oh my gosh i really hope i didn't offend anypony
>> No. 2295
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FUCK I LOVE CHEESE
I really do love cheese though
>> No. 2310
>>1260
>>1581
Two people from Colorado in a thread that has less than 500 posts? This is the best day of my life!
>>2081
Haven't you ever read Tom Sawyer? I haven't and even I have a vague idea of the stereotype. Alternatively, Missouri is misery?
>>2295
Wanna trade states?
>> No. 2327
Well, we have corn.
Note-r Daim.
A famous racetrack.
One of the largest /tg/ conventions.
And quite a lot of corn.

I am dead serious this is it. This place is boring as shit.
>> No. 2328
>>2310
Colorado seems to have a high number of bronies for our population. I have no idea why though.

Whelp, I guess it's time for me to finish watching this episode of South Park. Next, I'll smoke some pot before skiing from my house to my job at a brewery.
>> No. 2348
>>2328
Because our state is frickin awesome.
(/Napoleon Dynamite)
>> No. 2361
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>>2291
more like
farming of the future
text books from 1825
>> No. 2366
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>>2295

...you're from Holland?
>> No. 2397
Wi nøt selebratë Midsummer's evë in Sweden this yër? See the løveli läkes. Drink møønshinë. Eat herring. Dänse around a phällic pägan symbol whilë singing songs about little frøgs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I5BGsK5ZAU
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*hic* O hai there fellas *hic* whats up? Damn Its cold *hic* but with sisu I cant take i- MITÄ VITTUA IM OUT OF BOOZE PERKELE
>> No. 2400
One is above participating in this uncultured "thread" of yours. GOOD DAY. *hmmph*
>> No. 2428
>>1255
YO man Wazzzap broski?! Where's the beer at man? Daaayuummm that bitche's got some knockers on her! COMMON JACKASS QUIT HOGGIN THE ROAD!

Jersey :D
>> No. 2443
Nuevo México apesta.
>> No. 2494
Oh shit, what was that look you just gave me? Do you want me to stab you, bitch?

I hate New Mexico.
>> No. 2496
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Oh hello dare! Hoo are ya'? Well ain'd dat swell.
Yoo wanna go outbydalake? Wat's dat? Yer faverit sports teem is da Packers, yeh say?
GET DA FUCK OUTTA MY LAWN!
GO OVER TO DA MILLER'S WHERE YOU'LL BE MORE DEPRECIATED!
>> No. 2501
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>>2397
That's not a stereotype, it's the truth!
>> No. 2545
Corn! Nothing else! We also have corn here!
>> No. 2546
>>2542
Seems legit.
>> No. 2550
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Well tarnation! Anyone seen my ammunition fer ma gun? I gots to git ta the range and get in mah daily exercise fer mah trigger finger before mah diebetes treatment.
>> No. 2575
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boy I tell ya 'bout dem good 'ol Saints. We won the supabowl once but we dun shut the fuck 'bout like we da best in da world. play sum shtty jazz, eat crawfish over on da Bayou!
>> No. 2577
WOAH, BRAH. I LIKE, TOTALLY GO SURFING, LIKE, ALL THE TIME WITH MY CELEBRITY FRIENDS, THEN, LIKE, WE ALL GO SMOKE POT AT DISNEYLAND, BRAH.
>> No. 2663
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>>2361
I love that picture
>> No. 2676
>>2575
>>1746
Ben wayons, it's nos cousins from de Sout, là! Âllo gahs. Are 'ous coming up icette poh la fête 'cadienne? If hyou are, hyou should come visit pis we'll 'ave a goutte à boire et some ployes, pis regahdjons some poneys.

Hah, that's tough. I don't even know how to write my own exaggerated accent.
Doubt anyone'll get this one.
>> No. 2682
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< This is a Floridian trying to count voting ballots. We also go to the beach every day and can't stand cold weather. XD
>> No. 2689
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*doesn't say anything, because rhode island is insignificant and doesn't hold any stereotypes he can think of*
>> No. 2692
Yeeeeee haaaaaaw! We gonna kill us some animals ya hear?! Ain't I got a bible round here now? Gonna educate me some homeesexuels! TENNESSEE PRIDE YEE HAAW COUNTRY MUSIC GRAND OL' IMA GOIN THERE TONIGHT!
>> No. 2736
We speak good england! I love my horned helmet! I pillage, plunder and rape and eat rotten fish for dinner every day. Also I hate the swedes.
>> No. 2742
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Well ah do declare! Upon my word, good sir, ah would invite y`all down tah Ge-or-gia for a mint julep on tha verahndah, but I seem tah have come down with tha vapors!
>> No. 2778
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>>2736
I hate swedes too *hic*
>> No. 2797
>>2689
Rhode Island's got a stereotype;
It's supposely filled to the brim with very rich Italian mobsters, and drunks. But that may be more Providence's than Rhode Island as a whole. Then again, how many people who haven't lived there know there's anything but Providence in the whole state?
>> No. 2869
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FAIR DINKUM!
>> No. 2912
Ha-a-ay dudes, ready to catch some waves? Totally got my board waxed this morning and I'm ready to hang ten.
>> No. 2913
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Schnell Schnell wo ist die Leberwurst

Ja Ja Wunderbar

Eins zwei drei Polizei
>> No. 2938
Let's fry up some catfish and Possums in my swampy backyard. Watch out fer the alligators. they'll eat ya faster than mah family does when we have etoufee~

Louisiana if it wasn't obvious
>> No. 2943
tea and crumpets.
i'm wearing a suit right now, and i'm going to visit the queen in a little while.
[it's funny because everything i know about the british stereotype is from that episode of the simpsons where they go to england]
>> No. 2980
Hey, let's all go out on the Chesapeake in my boat! Let's fish and catch some blue crabs while we're at it. Hey, anyone up for oysters?
>> No. 2991
So, I was riding my moose across the glacier to get to work this morning, when suddenly I realized I'd left my brown cheese at home. I rode back home as quickly as I could to get it (You NEVER forget your brown cheese. Ever.), but the extra trip made my moose so tired, I had to take the polar bear instead.
>> No. 2992
>>2991
Oh, and I almost forgot. My home is an overturned longboat.
>> No. 3009
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>>2991
Greenland?
>> No. 3019
So like I drove to the beach today and used my laptop there, and it was like so cold when it got late, I had to like wear a jacket 'cause it was like sixty degrees.
>> No. 3068
>>3009
I'm guessing Norway?

>>2938
Den m'invitation là-haut >>2676
, it extends to hyou et all de reste of de cousins cadiens bronies (froneys? frères-poneys?) là-bas itou, pis pahtjons! Et anypony else qui lives up ici idem. Laissons les poneys rouler, hé?
>> No. 3074
>>1260
I love how the Apple Family have made it perfectly acceptable to say yall.

What? I may be in Texas, but Fort Worth has always been metropolitan and different from the rest of Texas. Hell sometimes I'm not sure it's even IN Texas.

So...uh...I'll go for filipino...hmmm...I love eating dog and getting drunk...I think that's right. Yeah, Basketball -- Fuck it, I'm not doing this.

Uh...I'll do Scottish then. Well, I would but I'm not wasted enough. I'll be back later.
>> No. 3216
FREEEEEEDOMM!!! KILL ALL ENGLISH!!!! INGLUSH CUNTS GAE SHAEVE TEACUPS UP YER ARSE!!!! CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS SHITE!!! HAGGIS!!!!!
>> No. 3230
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Uhhh...NY, anyone? Not the city, just the state as a whole.
>> No. 3243
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Oh my! What a rambuncious group of hooligans if I do say so myself, I dare say I think i'll partake in the scones after I have my share of the fish and chips. Old fellow save the queen tally ho pip pip.

Irl we're some of the slobbiest people out there xD
>> No. 3311
Ey up everywun.

Want summat to eat? What thy doin' wi' 'bloody spoons?
>> No. 3318
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Howdy, y'all! A bunch'a us is fixin'ta go grab some barba-kew and cokes. You wanna tag along? Just be ready to loosen that belt, 'cause the food 'n' fixin's 'r mighty big! Ever'thin's bigger here, ya know!

Also, racism, homophobia, bible thumping, etc.

Guess which state? :) (BTW, so very few of us are like this, I swear.)
>> No. 3325
"At least we're not Detroit."
>> No. 3326
^Cleveland's only excuse for being so shitty, btw
>> No. 3327
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Pure mad belter bawbag man, Och aye. Anglish are a bunch o' wee fanny's
>> No. 3369
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Buenas tardes¡ MR.Gringo
Can i make some some burritos para usted?
>> No. 3404
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'Ay mate. Ah'm tote-ly nawt an aussie. Wawnna go skatin'?

so-cal
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Son terrible choroh los ponies, son más la zorra y trigidos que los mismos paipes de mi taita. No se cuando se van a ascurrir los cauros que esta wea esta de vio, me da lata que cachen lo que se pierden estos giles culiaos.

Un saludo a todos los chuchetas que me entienden.
Ai lor yu ol!
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I don't know what an Oregon stereotype is. Though outsiders probably think we are all stoners and meth heads. Witch isn't too far off from the truth really.
>> No. 3591
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3591
Time to ride the arch again.
>> No. 3592
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3592
>>1835
Nope
>> No. 3633
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.............................
*cough*
................................
..............................
*open beer with knife, starts drinking*
..............................
...............................
God, I love being fin
>> No. 3653
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(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFLCq9YyT_U&feature=related)
pero los tacos aca son bien buenos
aca mira quie echarte un tacito al pastor con salsa roja
y una cerveza tambien
only thing i could tought of
>> No. 3682
GONNA DRIVE MAH CAH DOWN TO QWAHAWG.
YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS? WELL, IT'S WHERE THE PAWW-TUCKIT' DUNKIN' DONUTS USED TO BE. FUCK STREET SIGNS. I LOVE LIVING ON AN ISLAND I CAN WALK ACROSS IN TWENTY MINUTES.
EVERYONE'S ITALIAN LOL.

Most I could come up with for Rhode Island stereotypes.
(And some of the misconceptions; i.e. it's an actualy island, Quahog is a real town)
>> No. 3694
I've got corn, Cardinals, and Chicago.

That's right.

Indiana.
>> No. 3765
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Ketchup on a hotdog?

Blasphemy
>> No. 3863
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>>3682
Dahn. Ya beat me :D I'm also Rhode Islandah.
(WE ARE NOT AN ISLAND BTW)

Don't forget, we are also home of Hasbro H.Q.!
>> No. 3880
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3880
Well eh, I can't see what all the fuss is aboot. Stereotypes aren't a problem for a hoser like me eh. We got stereotypes like we're peaceful and eat syrup, which is delicious eh. Plus, nous parlons francais eh.
>> No. 3956
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3956
How do I stereotype Delaware?
>> No. 3986
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000 PRINT "YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED FOREIGNER"
010 PRINT
020 PRINT "ASSIMILATE OR BE PURGED"
030 PRINT
040 PRINT
050 PRINT "ALL HAIL AMERICA"
060 PRINT "ALL HAIL AMERICA"
070 PRINT "ALL HAIL AMERICA"
080 PRINT "ALL HAIL AMERICA"
090 PRINT "ALL HAIL AMERICA"
100 PRINT
110 END
>> No. 4026
if i were to do my country's sterotype, you would not understand what i am saying
>> No. 4027
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4027
I don't look good in a leafy skirt and coconut bras. Please don't make me.

<--There's no way in hell I'm wearing that either.
>> No. 4112
Oh God, make the rain stop!
MAKE IT STOP!
70 degrees out?
I'm hoooooot....

North Western Washington.
>> No. 4113
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>>2065
>mfw when not the only Venezuelan around here
>> No. 4115
holy-shit a blizzard and black ice on the roads hell yeah! time to get in my truck, drink some beer, and do doughnuts on the highway while telling hoosiers they suck at driving!
>> No. 4116
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4116
The hockey game is on? WOOHOO eh

-30 degrees celcius? A t-shirt will do fine eh.

I ride my polar bear to my seal-clubbing buisness.
>> No. 4117
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The souf will rahs ageen.

I shore do love football.

Love it or leave it! Murrhica and Jebus.
>> No. 4142
INFIDELS DIE.
>> No. 4197
>>4117
Mississippi?
Alabama?
Texas?
Georgia?
Tennessee?
>> No. 4251
I don't know if this thread is good to partake in, so I'll make a post but not engage in stereotypical behavior.

Ohh wait, coffee beak. Excuse me while I drink it whille sitting on a chair named Rolf and eat some rotten fish.
>> No. 4252
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duuuuuuuuude, cant we just, like get along, it's not like we arn't all the same dude, you just gota look past all this physical shit and see the really person dude. like really man, woooah dude i can like see through time
[ Berkeley, California home of hippies, free love and DRUGS
>> No. 4273
Ar fukken' luv pies, me. Get down t'Greggs, they do 2 pastrehs fer a quid. Sorted. None o' that softy southern shite up ere, nohr lad.
>> No. 4281
I tell you what, that there pony be a might fine horse. Anyone up for some horeshoes? How 'bout we head down to the ranch and russle up some of that there steak on the grill, nice n' rare.
>> No. 4282
I'm from CT, what the hell am I supposed to do? Write a book and then maybe a dictionary?
>> No. 4286
>>4197
Both Georgia and Tennessee, actually. From Georgia, moving to TN after the summer.
>> No. 4287
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4287
Uhh, sex with your sister?
>> No. 4288
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I want money. Money, money! I'm so delightfully greedy! Let's invade a country! Go America. (I've seen a lot Ukrainians use this stereotype for some reason)
>> No. 4770
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Everyone goes to the theme parks at least 5,000 times every year! This sure is the best place for old 85+ year old New Yorkers to go to DIE!

Also, the beaches are sooo great and people come here for the warmth, never mind the fact that it's super friggin' hot and humid all the time! Everyone totally has tans cus we sit out in the sun all the time except when the hurricanes come and blast us all to kingdom come.

Damn, them Cubans sure can swim!
>> No. 4837
..............*opens a beer* ..................*listens to heavy*

Finland is a heavy country and drinks beer. I hate both of 'em however :p Go Finland.
>> No. 4839
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Stubby drinking! Kangaroo riding! Digeridoo playing! Throwin' another shrimp on the babie! Ya call that a knife? This is a knife!
>> No. 7029
Oh now what's this thread all aboot, eh?
>> No. 7194
ima let this video speak for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ

Eat lamb, dunno why is fucking nationalism ya prick have it in ya.
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Hi! At me just small break from growing of potatoes. I have to hide my computer or HE will see it and repress me. Sorry someone comes here!!! RUUN!
>> No. 7442
:/
>> No. 7491
........ what stereotypes would you give Washigton state? I have no clue how to act.
>> No. 7506
where's me bloody kangaroo gone?
...stone the crows, look at the time! gotta dash to the watering hole for some boozing with the mates.... tell the sheila i'm droving.
>> No. 7527
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Bork bork bork.
>> No. 7529
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Ahh, and again my country is in great sh.it. First attacked from one side by Nazi and by communists on another side. Now Russians had to kill our president. Ahh, forget about it. Grandma! Come out of this church and let's to Iraq to help our American friends in war!
>> No. 7617
Whoa man, you need to just like. Slow down and like go to the beach sometime, alright bro?
~OR~
Hi! Welcome to Disney World, the happiest place on earth, full of sunshine and magic that no body ever wants to leave ever! Yay tourists!

>inb4 florida doesn't really have one definite stereotype.
>> No. 7623
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HEY
HEY
EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEE
IM SO F*CKING TAN
LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE
>> No. 7991
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i say old chap, it apears the spambot is back
>> No. 8134
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Cheese and cows and football and brats and corn and beer! Bring your deep woods bug spray!
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Hi theer, I live in an igloo boat in a lake and ice fish while watching hockey! I ride my FordChryslerChevrolet brand polar bear on over to Meijers to get some Faygo pop and Vernors, dont'cha know.

Sad part is, my friends from other states say I do have a northern accent lolol

>Alternate accent for the Metro area in which I live

YO MAH BOIIII I HERD YO GURL COME AN POP A BOTTLE OF 40 AN GET ALL UP IN SHAWTEEQUAS SHIT DAWG SHE GON POP A CAP IN THAT HOE

SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG
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Jesus! Jesus! Catholics!
PH
>> No. 11614
YeeHaw I'm gonna go ride around in a caddy limo with long horn horns on the front grill while wearing a hat and drinking Shiner Bock, and honk my horn so it plays "Yellow rose of Texas" while I watch a cowboys game and bash on them homogays. Then I'll mosey on home and have a steak.

GIT ER DONE AND WHATNOT.
>> No. 11615
>>11614
DID I MENTION IT'S A COWBOY HAT? BECAUSE IT'S A COWBOY HAT.

I aint gonna wear nothin other than a Stetson. Hat wise, that is. I still need my Chuck Norris action jeans, coz he's a texas ranger and all on the television.
>> No. 11616
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i wear a sombrero and poncho every day of my life yo,
i mow your lawn only 5 bux.

but seriously what the fuck.
>> No. 11847
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>>11616
Sorry, Esse.
>> No. 11856
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My stereotype is being spanish...
>mfw that's not even my country!
>> No. 11921
drink rakiya all day erry day
>mfw thats probably the only stereotype my country has
>> No. 12096
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Damn Swedes, burghers and immigrants oppressing me.
>> No. 12100
All I do is play DotA and the old Counterstrike. (Guess what country I came from)
>> No. 12165
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>>12100
...Australia?
>> No. 12362
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Boy git yerrself back down to that rodeo and ride that bull! I'll tell ya what, I used to ride bulls all day wit ma 50 gallon hat and ma boots.
And then we can git ourselfs a BBQ goin.
>> No. 12371
So I guess I better stock up on tea and crumpets and then go out and do some more rioting.
>> No. 13463
>>12165
Nope. I can't think of any stereotype to a typical 15 year old Filipino so that is what I came up with. Confound them common teenager Filipino. They drive me to hide my Bronyness because most don't even know about pop culture.
>> No. 14092
Aboot to drink some beer in my eegloo eh?
>> No. 14310
vel, i live in Norwei, ja, let me get mai helmet vit da horns on so i can covver mai blond hair so ai can fit in better................................. SOCIALISM!!!
>> No. 14618
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Singing "Sound of Music" Songs on high alpine mountains while skiing with kangaroos Mozart
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>staggers in impossibly drunk and attempts to steal everything that's not bolted to the floor while cursing profusely
>> No. 14884
Sorry, I'm just a guido that doesn't want to go to New York. I leech off of it all the time, and my state has so many turnpikes and tollbooths.
>> No. 14886
Duuuuude...there's windmills EVERYWHERE.

..And how did I get into these clogs..woooaaah...

..I need some doritos.
>> No. 15125
attn aussies: you're doing it wrong.

this is how it's done

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmRexWQhs3M
>> No. 15206
>>14886

Haha, this.
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I'll give it a try...

....
JESUS! SAINTS! DIYOS! HesusMariaHosef!
FUCK YEAH MANNY PACMANQIAO.
WE BOIL & EAT FERTILIZED DUCKS IN EGGZ.
WE EAT DOGS,CATS, ETC.
WE EAT OUR FOOD WITH OUR HANDZ.
FUCK I LOVE BASKETBALL.
I'M SO POOR.
WORK ABROAD AS A NURSE.
I WANNA MARRY A FOREIGNER AND BECOME RICH AS FUCK.


I'M ALWAYS LATE!!!111!
>> No. 15281
Vive le Québec libre et vive la poutine, tabarnac!
>> No. 16921
>>2065
>>4113

¿Por qué no te callas?

Hola, me llamo Íñigo Montoya, tú mataste a mi padre. ¡Prepárate a morir!
>> No. 16932
The US States where I've lived (ain't hard to guess them all)

Yup. How 'bout them Cowboys, I tell you what!

Dude, like, whoa!

If it's not brewed next door, it's piss! Also Raiders suck.
>> No. 17534
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17534
Hello Chaps

Having a nice Time here
>> No. 17789
你好.我是中国人.
>> No. 18340
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I AM DUMB AND BLONDE AND SWEDISH
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Now excuse me vile I climb a mountain in leazer pants to yodel Mozart's symphonies and eat wurst and schnitzel.
>> No. 19207
>>1862
What do you mean it's raining again? When did it stop? Hm, now which Starbucks should I go to? There's three on this intersection, but if I go over to conifer st. there's one that takes up an entire block! Microsoft may own my soul, but mac's are totally hip. Kurt Cobain is my god.
>> No. 19214
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Ciao!
>> No. 19282
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Hello chaps, I don't suppose I could treat you all to a cup of tea and a crumpet?
>> No. 19326
OH! I have a better one for mine...

OOOOH CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG OOOOOH

Anypony remember that? Still makes me lol
>> No. 19782
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Hola...........TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
>> No. 19925
OH BOY I SURE AM LOOKING FORWARD TO ZE OKTOBERFEST. WE'RE GOING TO DRINK ZE BEAR AND EAT LOTZ OF DELICIOUS SAUERKRAUT, JAWOHL.
>> No. 21788
>>2328
Another Colorado brony here. I laughed hysterically at your post. :D

Boulder is the best place in the world! Everyone is so much nicer and healthier here! There is no crime because everyone is too stoned to commit it!
>> No. 21943
ta q ya ps won, como xuxa van decir pa alar como steriotipo ps, tmr tanta wada.
Pa la prox m ni escribo naa ps, mejor yego tarde a algún lugar y insulto a esos putos chilenos que nos robaron arica como unos maricones.

Peruvian brony taking thing to the extream.
>> No. 21982
>>16932
1. Texas
2. California
3. Colorado?
>> No. 22128
>>21982

Yup.
>> No. 22232
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List of people I hate:
Gays
Asians
Russians
FUCKING RUSSIANS
Stupid Amerikanskis
People who interrupt my vodka drinking.

I'm going to get hammered at 1 in the afternoon.
What are these "traffic laws" you speak of?

I'm not actually Ukrainian, I just live here. Please don't kill me.
>> No. 22237
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>>22232
>What are these "traffic laws" you speak of?
>my face when
I live near the border.
>> No. 22238
>>22232
Heyah, I'm Wu Tchaikovsky Jones, and I want to kiss you cos I like taste of vodka in lips of true men...
>> No. 22248
Now For America:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

And Texas:
"Have I explained to you why the Texas flag can fly at the same height as the American flag?"
What? I lived in Dallas.
>> No. 22513
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HEHAAHEHEAHEHAEWA
FOOTBAL.
SPEAKING PORTUGUESE IN THE WRONG SERVER.
I REPORT U.
CAPS LOCK
Brazil.
Ugh,I think I just lost a few brain cells.
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>>22513
Soccer, Sugarcube. Soccer ;P
>> No. 48985
Sauerkraut.

Möchten sie einen Volkswagen kaufen?

Ein Bier, bitte.

Noch ein Bier bitte.

Noch ein Bier, bitte.

Noch ein Bier, bitte.

Noch ein Bier, bitte.

Noch ein Bier, bitte.
>> No. 49085
Beer, hunting, skiing, beer, beer, beer, beer, Broncos, Rockies, beer, beer, beer.
That is all.
>> No. 49139
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I'm about to go in for a suicide bombing.
>> No. 49146
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!!SCIENCE!!

German
>> No. 49383
duuuude... this is like such good weed...
and the windmills spin round and round and round
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>>48980
Yeah
Soccer is also important
U GUISE ERY1 WU LIEKS SAO PAULO IS A FAG DONT U SEE11!
ALSO LETS INVADE A SOCIAL NETWORK
I BRING THE MISPELLING
YOU BRING THE BATHROOM PROFILE PHOTOS
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This thread is awesome. But around where I live, in Mexico, we have another stereotype... prepare yourselves for some FOUL language...

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In a regular bus

HABER ORA SI 'JOS DE SU PUTA MADREEEEE *draws handgun from his jeans* CAIGANSE CON LOS CELULARES, CARTERAS Y PULSERITAS O SE LOS CARGA AQUI MISMO LA CHINGADA

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Every 28th of every F***ing month

QUITENSE CHINGA QUE LLEVO MI SAN JUDITAAAAS... QUE TE QUITES 'JO DE LA CHINGADA O AQUI TE METO UN PLOMO

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On the subway

SI SEÑOR USUARIO MIRE LE TRAIGO A LA VENTA. ES DISCO FORMATO, FORMATO MP3, SON 150 CANCIONES CON LO MEJOR DEL REGGAETON, SALSA, CUMBIA NORTEÑA Y BALADAS DE LOS 70'S, 80'S, 90'S Y ACTUALES. DIEZ PESOS LE VALE, DIEZ PESOS LE CUESTA.... *Repeat two more times*

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Most of the people around here act that way, they worship st judas, they mug people every morning and sell annoying cd's on the subway. And their mouth is the foulest of all mexico *i think*
>> No. 62879
So how do Americans view British people again? Oh yeah, thats right! One sec...

I simply haven't the time for such boorish dolts. Well, I'm off to go hump a tea cup and perhaps devour a crumpet over a splendid novel detailing the latest adventures of a feisty maid. Cheers!

Seriously, F*CK British stereotypes.
>> No. 62893
Ok, i live in chile, here i go:
Qui ti pa chuchetumare, ti vai a pararte
Raspa de aka longi o te la pongo con ajo
A ken le veni a decirle flaite shushetumare? No te 'engai a sarparte culiao mira que la gillete de la yugular no te la va a sacartela nadien y naa de venir a virarte mira ke el yonathan va a andar detrasito mio con los kauros asike kuidao
Aaannd a video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJiWPSw8Ns
ugh...
>> No. 64089
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Now what basic plan here that we're fixin' to do is to go build us one of them there giant roman candles and stick of crew of frighten military and scientists at the tip of it. Then we'll go and shoot them into space so that they can us some of those there moon rocks, so that we can go and figure out if there's any of that thar' space oil so that y'all can fill up your tanks for cheap.

'Cause that's how we crackers roll in H-town, y'all. Now if you could excuse me for a bit, I have drive around the interstate at 90 miles per hour in my pony shaped art car, 'cause that's what we do.
>> No. 64100
I'm hungover, eh?
>> No. 65253
OK, stereotypes for Norway? Let's see if I know enough of them... let's roll.

Here I live in Norway, where everyone dresses in bunads (our national suits) all the time, except during winter, when we are dressed like Roald Amundsen. We are constantly looking at our midnight sun and northern aurora at the same time, despite the fact that it's winter and it should be mid-winter darkness instead. Everyone reads Ibsen and listen to either Grieg or crappy folk music. There are mythological trolls in every forest, and there are apparently fantastic fjords everywhere, regardless of how far into the country you are.

There. Was that enough, or should I do a pointless Solskjær/Solskjaer joke as well?
>> No. 69088
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
>> No. 99223
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Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box, Sweetie Belle.
>> No. 99831
Arrr! Gonna train my bear to drink vodka and play balalaika at the same time!
>> No. 100007
Hi, guys! The winter is almost over, so I went for a walk. The weather is perfect (+1° C), but I did not enjoy it because of these annoying radioactive mutants.
>> No. 100028
Me gustan los toros.
>> No. 100029
>>No. 49139

Go for it, I'm in your side although I'm from Madrid.

Fuck the king.
>> No. 100929
Ohhhhh mais sha tee bae!! CHOOT EM CHOOT EM CHOOT EM. I live on a boat and I drink duh brown waduh
>> No. 106327
¡Y dale, dale, Buenos Aires!
¡El resto no existe!
¡Las provincias y Uruguay son nuestros hijos!

(it's not very stereotype-ish, but I guess it´s OK)
>> No. 106453
Herp derp how bout some irons n at?
Teh superbowl is happenin wit da stillers

(Pittsburgh PA)
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The only way to have an abortion is by shooting it out with intelligent design Billy Mitchell Cubans stole my jobs snakes LOLitics Lex Luthor governor too damn hot weirdest police blotter in America Hooters on old people like Jimmy Buffet.

There. I think I got everything. If not, this (obvious parody, guys) will give you a good idea if you're anywhere outside of the cities: http://christwire.org/2012/02/the-sick-truth-behind-my-little-pony-meetups/

Yeah, people don't like my state. It's the bizarro Arkansas.
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...
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Hungarians are sad to be depressed and pessimistic all the time, but we most notable for the pálinka alcoholic drink especially the paprika pálinka >pic. Oh yea, we are also known for eating horse meat and that makes me depressed....
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>> No. 108334
>>108325
and bad english grammar so to say
>> No. 119531
>>1255
Bollocks to that, guv'nor.

Bloody hell, can someone give me some tea?
>> No. 119532
>>1344
ENGERLAAAND!
>> No. 119583
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GOD I LOVE CYCLING

doing this right?
>> No. 119752
>>119583
ZIs IS STUPID

and BEER and CARS

wait a second while I put my towel on this seat, even if I won't sit on it for 2 hours
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>>119583
Did you get your bike back?
>> No. 120620
hey eseeee... you got some money for meeeeee... dem border patrol agents be all up on my butt maaannnn
>> No. 120698
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You wouldn't survive it.
>> No. 137251
>>1309
callate y dame mis islas boludo!

LOL this is fun!
>> No. 137901
I live in the weirdest part of the American South. Rednecks living within ten miles of some of the toughest ghettos in America.

Damn immigrants takin' our jobs!
>> No. 143674
LET'S. UHUH. TAKE THIS HOSE. HURHUR. AND SPRAY EM ON BLACKS. HUHUHUH.
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I drink vodka and then teach my bear to ride a bicycle while playing balalaika. Also I have a portrait of Stalin hanging in my Red Corner.

ОЙ МОРОЗ-МОРОЗ
НЕ МОРОЗЬ МЕНЯ!
НЕ МОРОЗЬ МЕНЯЯЯЯЯ!
ДА МОЕГО КОНЯ!
>> No. 148902
>>137901
eh loco' no te meta' con lo' pibe que no te paras de mano eh!
[?]for a second you looked like an Argentinian like me, but then you said "tough" instead of "stupid"
>> No. 171780
wegydqpozdibo, http://www.ezlwxrnrza.com/ aetmeduqqx
>> No. 171781
ktnwyqpozdibo, http://www.tkvojbovfu.com/ ejmzykolib
>> No. 173444
>>3369
hi past me
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