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39802106 No. 39802106
Discord suddenly appears to you and tells you that he's tired of all your clopping and is here to put an end to it! However, being the spirit of Chaos, he can't resist making a bit of a game out of it, so he offers you a choice of one of two wishes:

Wish option 1: You can have any boy/girl/pony/whatever you want, he/she/it'll be eternally faithful and you'll be together forever.

Wish option 2: You can wish for this every evening, but it will be gone by morning, and if you wish for the same one they not have any memory of you.

So what'll it be, monogamy and a relationship, or wish fulfillment of everything but that?
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>> No. 39802108
but i dont clop.
so i would say he is in the wrong house
>> No. 39802109
...If i pick option one does this... eh... thingy have to be consumated?

I mean i could make loadsamone from a pony that remains faithful through whatever abuse it's put through.
>> No. 39802110
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Er, first one with Fluttershy?
>> No. 39802111
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Does wish 2 come with regular hanky panky?
Or do i have to woe my partner every night anew?
>> No. 39802113
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It's Discord, so he could be exaggerating.

I'd say you could do with your wish phantasmal significant other whatever you think is appropriate, they're instantly as much in love with you as is needed to make the one-night-only wish work. If you prefer to need to woo them, you can go that route.

However, there's no skirting the rules and figuring out a way for them to have a memory of you upon being resummoned in option #2, so it's just option 1 or 2, because otherwise Discord isn't being Discord.

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>> No. 39802116

...Fine, abusive monogamy it is then.

I'll pick an alicorn just for good measure as i figure that'll be more useful.

"Sun-dear please keep that moon up a bit longer, i'd like to sleep a bit longer."
>> No. 39802126
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Isn't option 1 superior to 2 ?

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>> No. 39802128

i don't like messing with chaos magic, but i would probably go with the first one and go with twilight - i could learn a lot about friendship from her
>> No. 39802132
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I should also clarify that option #2 is not the actual individual, it's more of a temporal clone. So it's not like you're kidnapping them, raping them, and leaving a trail of fatherless children (or whatever) behind you with no memory of you. Rather, the clone exists for only that night, but as a sort of a hyper-dimensional anomaly without the self-awareness to care about their finality. Maybe Discord got the idea from the holodeck. Okay, yes, there is an episode of TNG where the holograms get self-awareness and find themselves morbidly wondering what happens when the holodeck gets turned off, but that doesn't happen here.

That's what Discord wants to know! But the advantage of option #2 is you could have a new phantasmal significant other every night if you want, or the same one with a fresh slate. Whereas option #1 it's monogamy forever but you can build an actual relationship that lasts longer than a night.

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>> No. 39802135
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>> No. 39802275
It's not really a relationship if they're your thrall
>> No. 39802277
Sure it is, just a very one sided relationship.
>> No. 39802392
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I think option 1 isn't so much that they're in your thrall so much as he sets it up life circumstances in such a way that the relationship has already started and has no outstanding difficulties that would lead to it ending prematurely.

Because Discord wants you to twist in the breeze as to whether you'd rather do option 1 or option 2, so both options will seem attractive with no obvious down side.
>> No. 39802396
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What if I just want a friend?
>> No. 39802400
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Option 2, and my waifu is a suitcase full of cash.
>> No. 39802401
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...but all your money will be gone by morning?
>> No. 39802402
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I don't think what I do with my body is any of that faggot's business.
>> No. 39802406
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Option 2 so I don't get stuck with somebody I don't end up liking. Also, with option 2 they would never age. (Don't read too much into that.)

Way to break the system. Can my phantasmal significant other be more wishes instead?
>> No. 39802407
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Sucks for the guy I'm sharing my phantasmal significant other with that evening.
>> No. 39802411
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These answers would please Discord. He'd probably give you a hearty pat on the back to choose either of them. So he would give you what you want...

...but this is Discord you are dealing with here! Give him some credit. You traipse on his fun, you pay the piper. It would probably turn out there's something horribly, horribly wrong with those solutions. Like the suitcase full of cash reveals itself to be counterfeit, or when phantasmal significant others are more wishes it turns out the phantasmal significant others make the wishes for you and they're all things that go badly in your life.

Is it not sufficiently chaotic to fall in his domain?
>> No. 39802414
I'll shove something chaotic up that perv's domain.
>> No. 39802418
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Free suitcase every evening!

>> No. 39802449
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Hmm, that is quite a question. Right now, I have no desire for an actual relationship, so I guess I'd just take the wish fulfillment. However, it may not always be that way. Welp, I guess I'll just have to hope that my potential future mate will be kinky enough to enjoy spontaneous and guiltless threesomes. I'll take #2.
>> No. 39802564
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So in option two I can bang any pony I want each night with no negative results and don't have to deal with it in the morning?

Numbah 2 it is.
>> No. 39802574
isn't 1 just strictly superior to 2?

i mean unless your tastes change wildly with time?

or i guess does 1 age? i can see 2 if 1 ages, then you can be creepy old pedo man with a fresh 8 year old girl every night
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