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39802779 No. 39802779
Better than a 6 word bio of yourself, how about a six word bio of somepony else?

If worse comes to worse I can dredge through my memories and come up with some for you peepz
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>> No. 39802782
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>>39802779
Rareanon has got it going on!
>> No. 39802783
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>>39802779

Ooo! Easy Mode for me!

Moony: "Sharing kindness: it's an easy feat."
>> No. 39802788
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>>39802783
A watcher stands alone, vigilant, caring.

>>39802782
He who smiles gives happiness freely.
>> No. 39802789
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>>39802782

"With kindness and strength forever more."

>>39802783

"Become one with the herd."
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>>39802789
The heart is the strongest muscle
>> No. 39802801
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TOPF: "For Stalin, we eradicate the dissidents"
>> No. 39802805
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For everypony here:

"Seriously: y'all are awesome! Stay awesome."

...

And now, I must be off to bed!
>> No. 39802815
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>>39802801
Youth brings energy, age brings wisdom.
>> No. 39802819
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UKP: "Let's fuck jk but call me"
>> No. 39802833
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>>39802819
Confidence is doing what you must
>> No. 39802843
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>>39802833
Mysterious and elusive like fortune cookies

WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN
>> No. 39802863
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>>39802843
They're just the words I have for you.
>> No. 39802874
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>>39802863
>They're just the words I have for you.
>just the words I have for you.
>the words I have for you.
>words I have for you.
>I have for you.
>have for you.
>for you.

Last edited at Mon, Apr 20th, 2015 20:37

>> No. 39802879
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>>39802863
Silly anons...
>> No. 39802881
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>>39802874
??????
>> No. 39802907
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>>39802783
Speak softly, carry a big heart

>>39802789
A friend of art and Argo
>> No. 39802923
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Rarely posts but nice to see.
>> No. 39802948
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>>39802923
Thas like half the board, tho.
>> No. 39802952
>>39802789
He could not learn to count.
>> No. 39802958
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the EqG Pinkie Pie lover funposter
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>>39802948
No, I think he means me.

Wheat always knows.

`>>39802923
Always watching, do you remember me?
>> No. 39802969
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>>39802948
Oh I forgot.

Ancient one, who has seen everything
>> No. 39802970
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>>39802948
Only the sometimes posters are nice?

>>39802959
Of course! You weren't even trying.
>> No. 39802972
are you that dood with viking in his tripcode

was something like that?
>> No. 39802973
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>>39802970
I never try. I am me, no matter what name I have at any moment.

Mostly I just couldn't think of a way to end that sentence :3 6 word things are hard, they're less bios and more statements really.
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>>39802972
;)
>> No. 39802977
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>>39802973
Six words is hard here too.
>> No. 39802979
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>>39802977
6 word statements, do they work?
>> No. 39802980
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>>39802972
>>39802975
God, I'm so fucking stupid.
>> No. 39802981
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>>39802980
Yes, you really are sometimes.
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>>39802981
I'll be out of your hair then.
>> No. 39802984
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>>39802979
Six words works well for me!
>> No. 39802985
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>>39802975
yeah i remember you
>> No. 39802986
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>>39802983
No skin off my nose, if I wanted you gone, I wouldn't have replied.
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>>39802985
And I you.

Smiling one, your happiness is bright

>>39802984
Everything sounds better in my head
>> No. 39802990
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>>39802988
I think that's why trumpets exist.
>> No. 39802991
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>>39802990
Trumpets rend the air. Brass death.
>> No. 39802993
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>>39802991
Alright now we're somehow talking about trumpets. This six words deal is kicking my teeth in.
>> No. 39802994
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>>39802993
Simply stop. Trumpets are not important
>> No. 39802995
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Galactic Heroes Sure Love Their Gin.
>> No. 39802996
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>>39802995
He who swabs the poop deck!
>> No. 39802997
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>>39802995
He who belongs in another time.
>> No. 39802999
i want a big macintosh inside me

there i did everypony
>> No. 39803001
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>>39802996
Miss Kanade Is The Absolute Best!
Sorry Moony, I can't shake that Best Student Council comparison.

>>39802997
Anons, delivering harsh truth so indiscriminately.
>> No. 39803002
>>39802999
>i did everypony
slut
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>>39802999
Such beauty, you deserve the world.

>>39803001
I mean only harm, not offense.

>>39803002
Childlike innocence, don't close your eyes
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>>39802907
Aww, thank you Moony!
Argo is currently in the other room watching the yard. He's had a big day of sleeping!

>>39802952
...I actually have problems counting right and stuff >.>
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>>39802789

A superhero in training, very brave!

>>39802996

Strong in kindness, resilient and wonderful!
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>>39803008
They who see joy in all
>> No. 39803014
>>39802994
I can only think of trumpets.
>> No. 39803015
>>39803008
Nice gal, hasn't decapitated me once!
>> No. 39803017
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>>39803014
The thought trumpets in your mind?
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>>39803001
i am not sure what that means ^^

i will do one for you, geldon!

modestly silly, but also very smart!

>>39803002
The silliest chicken that ever was c:

>>39803004
awww c:

>>39803014
You need Wheatles for friendship bread c:

>>39803008
fiercely sweet, but better than icecream ♥ c:
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ooo, i should probably go to bed now... there is a giant, giant thunderstorm out of nowhere.

the hail is falling, and it is so big it sounds like marbles hitting the roof!


goodnight pony family c:


i love you very much!
>> No. 39803026
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...i hope my poor butterfly bush and tulips survive this hail storm...
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>>39803025
Fuck, I love me a good storm.

Night Moonster.
>> No. 39803029
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I can't tell when he's joking
>> No. 39803030
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>>39803029
He who is like a door
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>>39803011

Clearly good with words about others!

>>39803022

Aw, thank you Moony! c:

>>39803025

Ohh, hail? That's rough! It's just thundering here.
G'night, Moony! I hope you sleep well despite the noisy hail. <3

>>39803026

I hope your plants are fine! I'd think the bush should be fine, many plants are hardy little things.
>> No. 39803033
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>>39803032
Little lies come easily to me
>> No. 39803034
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>>39803033

But fibs can become the truth!
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>>39803034
Perhaps, but that lacks a certainty
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>>39803035

Your sincerity shows in your words.
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>>39803036
I say what I mean, always.
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too many memes, not enough time
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>>39803046
Walk in the light, darkness burns.
>> No. 39803080
Bringer of joy, is seldom seen.
>> No. 39803083
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Rarity is the best pony character.
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>>39803080
Say whatever, do whatever, anon speaks.

>>39803083
This man speak truth and wisdom
>> No. 39803114
>>39803088
Rara poster once gone, now back.
>> No. 39803115
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>>39803114
Clever watcher, sees what most don't
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>>39803115
He can't stay unnoticed for long.
>> No. 39803130
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Clever Smart Purple Lovely Princess Cuddly
>> No. 39803135
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>>39803127
I could, but what fun would that be?

I've always enjoyed the limelight.

I wouldn't post as Rarara if I didn't.

>>39803119
For as long as it lasts.

Thank you.
>> No. 39803138
>>39803115
Is it not obvious to most?
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>>39803138
Only to those that cared I think
>> No. 39803144
>>39803139
I cared, happy to see you.
>> No. 39803145
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>>39803144
Yeah okay, but who are you?
>> No. 39803147
>>39803145
It matters not, you wouldn't remember.
>> No. 39803148
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>>39803147
That's probably a lie tbh
>> No. 39803154
>>39803148
I would rather not test it.
>> No. 39803155
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>>39803154
I would.
>> No. 39803168
>>39803155
I prefer not to be certain.
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>>39803168
That's okay, I'm sure you'll get over it :3
>> No. 39803173
>>39803171
Overcome being forgotten or preferring uncertainty?
>> No. 39803178
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>>39803173
Either or, if I've forgotten you I think you'll deal and if you find certainty that'll be fun too
>> No. 39803179
>>39803178
Perhaps, but I choose to pass.
>> No. 39803181
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>>39803179
The burning curiousity inside me is almost painful
>> No. 39803182
>>39803181
To me, this is great fun.
>> No. 39803183
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>>39803182
I can tell.

I'd put on more of a performance if it mattered to you.
>> No. 39803184
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>>39803182
You're not even giving us any hints! No filenames or anything!
>> No. 39803185
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>>39803184
Their tone is recognisable, but I've never been good at guessing games.
>> No. 39803187
>>39803183
Put on more of a performance?
>> No. 39803188
>>39803184
Being unmasked is not the goal.
>> No. 39803192
>>39803185
Tone is hard in six words.
>> No. 39803193
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>>39803188
This. Raranon and I aren't sticking to the six words but mystery post still is, and I think it's throwing you off, rar.
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>>39803192
No, I mean.

Have you ever noticed that people seem to have different voices in your head when you read their words online?

Anons do too in my head. But I can never remember what voice I have assigned to who.

>>39803193
Na, I barely even noticed. Besides, the thread isn't about saying only 6 words, it's about bios and words about people that are mysterious but also bullshit!
>> No. 39803198
>>39803195
A known voice, no name attached?
>> No. 39803199
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>>39803198
Yeah, something like that.
>> No. 39803200
>>39803199
Then I know what you mean.
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>>39803200
Yeah?
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>>39803195
>Have you ever noticed that people seem to have different voices in your head when you read their words online?
>Anons do too in my head. But I can never remember what voice I have assigned to who.
I don' kno bro. To me, every anon without an expression viewer sounds like either mcedge, Zamoonda, or Ethereal Anon.
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>>39803203
I miss so many people that have gone from here.
>> No. 39803206
>>39803203
I pick up on the voices after a while too.
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>>39803206
What do I sound like in your head?
>> No. 39803208
>>39803201
I think so, might be wrong.

>>39803203
Ethereal anon? Which one is that?
>> No. 39803209
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>>39803208
I think he had that one picture and maybe a crazy font?
>> No. 39803211
>>39803207
The same as you always do. Cheery today.

>>39803208
The one who posted liches and stuff.
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>>39803208
I think they left over two years ago. Posted with this weird expression viewer that I don't know what the heck it was. Posted everything in italics I think.
>> No. 39803213
>>39803203
>every anon without an expression viewer sounds like either mcedge,

Please stop with these headcanons. I'm really not even doing as much as you think I am.
>> No. 39803214
>>39803213
Oh hey. Speak of the devil.
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>>39803211
I sound cheery?

But my doom and gloom attitude is so integral to me.

>>39803212
Fucking called it!
>> No. 39803216
>>39803215
Some days, but today it seems a little lighter in the way you sometimes do.
>> No. 39803217
>>39803209
>>39803211
>>39803212
Oh yes, I think I recall.
>> No. 39803218
>>39803214
I refresh the page a lot more than I should. I've only posted 4 times at most today.
>> No. 39803219
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39803219
If it's already been said, then I'm sorry. But for UnknownPony...

I want to cum inside Sonata.
>> No. 39803220
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>>39803213
That isn't what I meant. That type of anon has been around far longer than you have. You're just a name that I've applied to the archetype.
>> No. 39803221
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>>39803216
I suppose I've been having an alright day.

I still require distractions tho. where are all my cute boys to flirt with?
>> No. 39803222
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>>39803219
Who the fuck is Sonata?


Oh wisdoms gaze, stay upon me
>> No. 39803223
>>39803221
Poor Raranon always getting so bored at this time.
>> No. 39803225
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>>39803223
I used to be surrounded by them and now?

Nothing.
>> No. 39803226
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>>39803222
<<<That.
>> No. 39803228
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>>39803226
Oh the blue person?

I see.

That's... interesting
>> No. 39803229
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>>39803221
I can pretend to be cute if it'll keep you around.
>> No. 39803230
>>39803228
Yeah, unknownpony fell in love after Rainbow Rock.
Must be all the tacos.
>> No. 39803232
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>>39803229
Ah Scyph, I couldn't do that to you.

I'd chew you up and spit you out.

>>39803230
Now F on the other hand, I could swallow~
>> No. 39803233
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>>39803232
I don't quite know exactly what that means...
>> No. 39803234
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>>39803233
It means I don't think you could handle me ^_^
>> No. 39803235
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>>39803234
ur probly right...
>> No. 39803236
>>39803225
So lonely!
>> No. 39803237
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>>39803235
Don't feel bad doll, you're just a wee bit on the nice side :3
>> No. 39803238
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>>39803236
Mostly just bored.

I don't wanna play any of my games but I kinda do? I don't wanna play Hearthstone, cause I'd always do that with my best mate and he's off in Palmy for a week.

I don't wanna play Leeg, I had a month off and I don't need to go back.

And everything else just seems so mundane.

Maybe I should take up Dark Souls?
>> No. 39803239
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>>39803237
Nice has nothing to do with it. It's more that I haven't actually flirted with anypony in my life...
>> No. 39803240
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>>39803232
You sure know how to make me blush.
>> No. 39803241
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>>39803240
It's a gift. But mostly, I just say vaguely lewd stuff~

>>39803239
Yeah, this likely doesn't help. Doing all the work is tiring and frankly, I really wish I had somepony to take care of me from time to time.
>> No. 39803243
>>39803238
It looks like you're already playing posters.
>> No. 39803244
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>>39803243
How so?
>> No. 39803245
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>>39803241
Sit down and relax some, I'll bring you a cup of coffee.
>> No. 39803247
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>>39803245
Not quite what I meant, but could actually be nice

I do have to do quite a lot to keep everypony around me alive.
>> No. 39803248
>>39803244
Or maybe I'm the one playing. Somebody is.
>> No. 39803250
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39803250
>>39803248
Oh, I thought you meant like toying with them and I was like ???

I haven't even started to toy with anypony yet
>> No. 39803255
>>39803250
Oh no. Playing and toying are two different things.
>> No. 39803256
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>>39803247
Oh tell me about it, one need two to tango and it gets so tiresome trying to keep some conversations alive from time to time.
>> No. 39803260
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>>39803256
Well I take care of all the bills in my flat and anything we're missing comes out of my account, so I'm rather in debt trying to keep this place afloat

>>39803255
Yeah, that was the source of my confusion
>> No. 39803261
>>39803260
Toying comes later.
>> No. 39803263
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>>39803261
Only if they ask nicely~
>> No. 39803265
>>39803263
I'm no good at toying. Playing is plenty enough for me.
>> No. 39803266
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>>39803265
Enough is never enough
>> No. 39803268
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>>39803260
That is a itty bitty tiny bit more serious.
Would still give you a cup of coffee, if so only to make you think of something else for a short while.
>> No. 39803269
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>>39803261
ey fuk u mane, "that comes later" is the last line of the scene so I have nothing to follow it up with.
>> No. 39803270
>>39803266
The world is not enough.

>>39803269
Follow up with scene 2.
>> No. 39803271
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>>39803268
Shit happens and in the end I might be dead so it won't matter.

>>39803269
What comes later might surprise you.

>>39803270
Something like that :3
>> No. 39803273
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>>39803270
I don't remember it. I watched the whole movie but I seriously don't remember anything after that and I have no intention of watching it again.
>> No. 39803279
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39803279
>>39803271
We can never escape death, but it is stupid to meet him too early.
>> No. 39803280
>>39803271
So what would it take?

>>39803273
Then make it your own.
>> No. 39803283
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>>39803280
>fanfics
>that aren't slash fics

And we've already established I'm not prepared to participate in something so lewd...
>> No. 39803284
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>>39803280
For what?

>>39803279
I've never been afraid of him tbh
>> No. 39803286
>>39803283
That's defeatism.

>>39803284
To be enough.
>> No. 39803288
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>>39803286
Something that could capture my interest again would be nice
>> No. 39803289
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39803289
>>39803286
Me? Defeatist? Nah, I'm just lazy.
>> No. 39803292
>>39803284
You would probably make out with him if you had a chance ;p
>> No. 39803294
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>>39803292
I'd make out with a lot of people if I had a chance.
>> No. 39803295
>>39803288
Such as?

>>39803289
So you are prepared to participate.
>> No. 39803296
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39803296
Some pony I knew went anon. I think his posts are mine; consequentially I think I lack taste.

Ain't that just some shit, huh?
>> No. 39803300
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39803300
>>39803296
Whosat?

>>39803295
If I knew I think I'd probably be doing that
>> No. 39803301
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>>39803295
Nnnnnot without a lot of preparation. Which I would of course procrastinate on.
>> No. 39803303
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>>39803300
>> No. 39803305
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>>39803303
Me?

No wait, that's just the add on I have saying you
>> No. 39803306
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>>39803305
F...f-f-f-f-fOR YOU??
>> No. 39803307
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>>39803306
???
>> No. 39803309
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>>39803305
Now how about you tell me what name I knew you by as we have abandoned the 6-word format?
>> No. 39803310
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>>39803307
WaS gEtTiNg CaUgHt PaRt Of YoUr PlAn?
>> No. 39803312
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>>39803309
You don't know me Doctum?

I'm disappointed.

Do I have to dip you down and kiss you before you figure it out?

>>39803310
I got caught? At what?
>> No. 39803314
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>>39803312
Latex suit and banana is my guess but I generally don't guess.
>> No. 39803316
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>>39803312
O akoranga!
>> No. 39803319
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>>39803312
>>39803314
Actually, it would make more sense this person still hung around.
>> No. 39803320
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>>39803314
You once said that my openness and lasciviousness was always a clue to you.

Have you forgotten me so soon?
>> No. 39803321
>>39803314
No viking?
>> No. 39803323
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39803323
>>39803321
That was me, once.

I lost that trip a long time ago.

Not because I didn't deserve it anymore or anything, but I literally lost it. It really sucked.
>> No. 39803326
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>>39803320
A little bird tweeted in my ear.
Yes, but I barely remember anything from more than 3 hours ago so don't take offence, you'd have to remind me. On the plus side I only vaguely remember all the embarrassing things?
>> No. 39803327
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>>39803326
I don't hold it against you, I don't expect you to remember me :3

I did embarrassing things?
>> No. 39803332
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>>39803327
There's no one who spends more than a year here without doing something embarrassing.
>> No. 39803333
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>>39803327
Sssshhhh... It's better to forget. Let us merely greet as acquaintances and let it move on from there. Also but your name back on, being fake-anon is for nerds.
>> No. 39803334
>>39803323
You lost your latex suit and bananas together with your trip?
What about the school uniform?
>> No. 39803336
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>>39803333
Quads of truth?
>> No. 39803341
>>39803321
No, just tan skin, latex suit, and a banana. He wanted that banana...

>>39803336
Numbers don't mean dick, especially statistics and empirical evidence.
>> No. 39803346
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>>39803332
Yeah, but I can't remember any of it.

>>39803333
But I hate using my name without my trip, it feels all wrong.

>>39803334
I don't think I have a uniform anymore. I could get one I suppose, but that sounds rude~
>> No. 39803351
>>39803346
Eh, who cares. Impersonation isn't really a thing anyway.
>> No. 39803352
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>>39803351
Who could ever impersonate me?
>> No. 39803354
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>>39803341
So he mmmmmm like bananas?

>>39803346
I bet you love being rude when you are in the right mood ;)
>> No. 39803356
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>>39803354
I could be, but I doubt anypony could get me there :3
>> No. 39803370
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>>39803356
Mmmm, almost worth the money to see a naughty Dray.
>> No. 39803372
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>>39803370
Oh my, do go on.
>> No. 39803380
>>39803352
I am now impersonating you.
I AM DRAYENN! RARITY MAKES ME HARD!

>>39803354
I he was scared by it but he really wanted it so I don't really know. Guilty pleasure?
>> No. 39803383
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>>39803372
To be honest, Im not sure which side I would enjoy most.
Sounds like we have to try both... multiple times...
>> No. 39803384
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39803384
>>39803380
What? Rarity doesn't do it for me.

>>39803383
I can do both :3
>> No. 39803386
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>>39803372
>>39803383
THIS ISN'T THE CHRISTIAN IMAGEBOARD I REMEMBER!
>> No. 39803387
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>>39803384
It's just me then?
>> No. 39803389
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>>39803386
Did you want a turn?

>>39803387
At least while we're here I suppose.
>> No. 39803390
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>>39803386
Try some holy water!
>> No. 39803396
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39803396
>>39803384
Btw, what is your 6 word bio of me?
>> No. 39803397
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39803397
>>39803389
Not while the birds are watching.

>>39803390
Pissed in so I guess it's no longer holy.
>> No. 39803405
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39803405
>>39803396
I think I did one ages back...

Cutie, keep trying. You'll get there.
>> No. 39803406
Skinny Trips has really bad animes.
>> No. 39803429
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>>39803405
You did one ages ago that you still remember?
You are the cutest!
>> No. 39803559
>tfw been gone too long so any bio from me might seem patronizing
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