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39803164 No. 39803164
In this thread we talk about homosexual relationships.
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>> No. 39803166
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Oh, great, I've been waiting for an excuse to post this without looking like it's out of context.

Thanks, bro.

Isn't this just the cutest thing, though? I think so.
>> No. 39803167
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It's ghay... and it won't give you children so we would die as species >_> so kind stupid too
>> No. 39803170
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You do know that even if 90% of humanity was gay, there would still be 10% to breed right? Humanity will never just "die out".

And yes, gay people are gay. Very good observation skills, 10/10

>> No. 39803172
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Drama in 3 acts?

Eww politics.
>> No. 39803174
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The dream~
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You do know we would die out if only 10% people would breed... imagine that only 700 milion people would be in next generation, then just 70 milion, then just 7 milion ect.
We would die out like in few generation. Unless all breed wouldn't be ghay 90% again.
>> No. 39803176
Sure it would! Assuming reproduction rates saw a corresponding drop to 10% their current levels. Just a quick numbers check and that's more than a 40 million person annual population decline.
>> No. 39803177
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Also flirting with guys is a lot less intimidating than flirting with ladies.
>> No. 39803180
You think they would only give birth to one child?
The average child per female is 2.36.
And I am pretty sure that we would start seeing a raise if the population became less.
And if it became too small, we would start seeing breeding farms for saving humanity.
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That was example... so we would get double what iw as saying but still it would dramaticly fall down.
Yeah I guss breeding farm would have to be made hehe
>> No. 39803190
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Sheesh, how much more of a hint do I need to give.
>> No. 39803191
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>tfw you will never be selected for breeding to save the human race
>> No. 39803196
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I love that gif!
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I know that feel

Lewd and in accurate. She has scizor cuty mark SO she isn't into sticking things to butt but more into scizor things thihi ;3

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>>39803197 I meant I love this gif >>39803164

And yeah, I get what you're driving at, Mister!
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>> No. 39803249
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Overpopulation is a thing, Unknown.

So in fact, gay relationships are saving us.
>> No. 39803252
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Personally, i'm okay with gay relationships as long as they're hot, lesbian and I can watch.
>> No. 39803253
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Wanna start saving the world together then Artee?

Aeaeaeae, wink wink, nudge nudge?
>> No. 39803258
Youtube embed play button
>> No. 39803259
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Don't toy with my heart like that
>> No. 39803262
Oh gawd, I started to think about that "they took our jobs!" episode of South Park.
>> No. 39803267
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If we each find ourselves a gay partner, we'd be accomplishing a lot!

If we go for it, we have our own branch of fight club, but instead of fight club, it would be gay club. And instead of fighting and terrorism, we'd be ridding the world of tackiness.
>> No. 39803274
>gay club

...gay bathhouse?
>> No. 39803276
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They're the best relationships
>> No. 39803278
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Now we're talking.
>> No. 39803374
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They're the same as heterosexual relationships except they have the same parts down south.
>> No. 39803394
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Mah man.
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>> No. 39803417
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I'm relatively certain that's the point. I like lady attention too but as I've been with him for 11 years now, it really hasn't come up.
>> No. 39803430

you're straight and you're never going to breed so does that make you stupid too
>> No. 39803432
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>In this thread we talk about homosexual relationships.
Sometimes, sex happens that is not a Big Macintosh in a waHAHA!
>> No. 39803443
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Is this some kind of special brand of bait?
>> No. 39803467
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>> No. 39803470
Pretty gay if ya ask me, but generally not an issue to me unless it gets annoyingly public.
(note that the same goes for any other kind of relationship)
>> No. 39803472
it's a thing

not sure what more to say about it
>> No. 39803478
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Boys kissing boys?!
>> No. 39803481
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The first rule of Gay Club is: you do not talk about Gay Club.
The second rule of Gay Club is: you DO NOT TALK about GAY CLUB.
Third rule: no white after labor day.
Fourth rule: wear no more than three patterns.
Fifth rule: . . .

Good point. I never thought about it like that.
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>> No. 39803494
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I wish more people that weren't particularly "okay" with it were more reasonable like this. I don't really like the overanxious displays of affection from anypony either, whatever area they're in, it isn't your house. I'd be happy with just being able to hold hands with him in public without anypony saying anything. Stuff beyond that, for us anyway, is done at home. I don't want to see it and I don't think much of anypony else wants to either.
>> No. 39803501

Well, i'm not particularly okay nor not okay with it, i'm more of a "meh" sorta guy.

I mean on the one hand i wouldn't lift a finger if somepony found a practical and proper reason to restrict it, but on the other if there's no such reason to be found i'd not treat ya any different from another.
>> No. 39803515
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I'm with this fggt.

Technically lesbians can get pregnant from artificial insemination from donor sperms of gay men so if the world was 100% gay humanity would still be able to uphold the population. With a lot of effort though. The problem is that it won't be the survival of the fittest any more and evolution would just mean randomizing the DNA. The weak won't die out and the strong won't spread. It's like a biological communism. I don't even know what I'm talking about any more.

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>> No. 39803517
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BEFORE EDIT: "I'm with this guy"

Just in case you thought we didn't spot it ;-)
>> No. 39803518
>this guy"
nope. fag was wordfiltered out for pony. it sounded too gay

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>> No. 39803519
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Oh. Thought I read "guy" before I refreshed the page.

>> No. 39803521
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No problemos dude. You're still owesome!
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Meh is a pretty good opinion for most of this. The only not so meh I have on it and it actually effects me is stuff like hospital visits and other actually important things. Whether I can get married or not, I don't really care, but if this prevents me visiting him in the hospital for a kidney stone or something, then I'd be more than a little upset.
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Oh, come on. Now I know this isn't a typo!

How much more do I owe you?
>> No. 39803526

Yeah, that's outright... isn't that literally in conflict with their hippocratic oath?
>> No. 39803531
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I don't know what it is, but since I'm not legally related or attached to him in any recognized manner, they're allowed to deny my entry if he isn't conscious or whatever to express consent. I think next kidney stone we'll need to make sure that we're in each other's medical records that says it is okay.

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>> No. 39803532
The oath contains "let their significant others visit them"? Not that I don't agree with the notion.
>> No. 39803534

The oath does state stuff about needing to help the patient though, no?
Emotional support can help put their mind at ease and help the healing process.


Hmm, i guess that makes sense then.
>> No. 39803535
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No, that was supposed to be my imitated cool guy accent.
>> No. 39803539
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I don't think that's a gay thing. I mean they wouldn't let me visit my grandpa for weeks after his car accident, even though he was fully conscious by then. This kind of stuff applies to everypony, it's just gays are not an exeption.
>> No. 39803571
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I don't think you're in a long-term relationship with your grandpa though in the same manner I have with my boyfriend. After this long it is pretty much saying that I wouldn't be able to see my husband. I feel bad you weren't allowed to see him but this would be like grandma not being able to visit not a grandchild.
>> No. 39803575
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yeah dude its this high tier baiting parasprite technique developed in the extreme depths of the deep web called "making fun of people"
>> No. 39803579
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Girls kissing Girls
Dudes kissing Dudes

i got no problem with it.
>> No. 39803583
Fifth rule is no shirts. And technically that should have been Number Two. Geez!

Sixth rule is no pants.
>> No. 39803589
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This is why I had to get married unfortunately. Not that I don't love my partner very very much, but for ideological reasons I didn't want to be married, specifically because I don't feel like I need to promise really hard in front of the government or family or church or whoever that our love is real.

But to be together and not be denied basic rights such as hospital visitation you have to jump through government hoops that you many not agree with, unfortunately. Oh, and move across the world. That may be required too.

Pretty sure UK has same sex marriage, Fen. As does America in a majority of states. Either/or, pick your poison.
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It's also legal in Canada, ay.
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Fucking Canadians, always making the rest of us look bad.
>> No. 39803655
I can't see the difference between either examples. What's the difference between Grandpa-son, wife-husband, grandma-grandchild?
>> No. 39803661
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God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Don't you people ever read Leviticus?
>> No. 39803701
What about Madame and Eve?
>> No. 39803710
it was Adam and Steve, but letters gots lost on the original text
>> No. 39803711
If you can't see the difference between me visiting my husband and you visiting your grandpa, this isn't a debate worth having. This is the guy I see every day and sleep with every night. For them to just tell me nope, you can't go see him is the only thing I would have "activism" against.
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He also made them naked, yet Christians still oppose assless chaps for some reason.
>> No. 39803729
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Um... you do realize that legal stuff is not based on emotions. And the reason they don't let you see his is legal and not because you don't love him enough. Rite?
>> No. 39803738
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What about Adam and Lilith?
>> No. 39803744
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I honestly don't give a shit: How does it hurt or affect me when somepony who's gay has sex with another guy? it doesn't.

The only people who get upset about these are religious people who get angry about the fact that they no longer have the power to tell other people how to live their lives: Gays being able to marry is a giant reminder to them of the fact that they are losing power-- and organized religions are, due to essentially evolution (As the most successful religions that out compete others do this) are about control.
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That can't be right, because Steve is a boy's name and boys can't give birth.

Because God has good fashion sense

retconned and completely non-canon.
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I'm sorry, I'm Christian, not Jewish.
>> No. 39803766
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>humanity is as completely stupid as it is because we're all the inbred retard babies of two people.
>Adam and Ever were actually 1000 IQ geniuses, we all just have millions of birth defects.

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>> No. 39803769
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Retconned in all continuities?
>> No. 39803778
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And I can't legally get married in my state so...
>> No. 39803782
Double inbreed, remember Noah?
>> No. 39803785
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My point being exactly! - apparently it doesn't matter. At least not here because they wouldn't let you see him even if you were married...
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IQ can't even go up that high. Besides, Genesis is just a metaphor.

all of them!
>> No. 39803804
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If they were so smart, why did they eat the fucking fruit?

Even in the Gnostic continuity where the snake is the good guy and Yahweh is the bad guy?
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Not to mention Noah probably had all the world's STDs and human parasites inside of him; have to take all of the world's organisms with them to avoid their extinction, right? (Unless god was a dick and had a giant second creation afterward solely for diseases) .
So the babies would have been doubly retarded due to all the birth defects and diseases.
>> No. 39803819
In D&D terms, high INT, low WIS.
>> No. 39803821
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He sacrificed one of his animals as soon as he got to shore,it was considered magnificent because there were few animals left.

The Animal kingdom would have been horribly inbred had the flood happened.
>> No. 39803822
Maybe all the STDs stayed in the ocean with all the fish (who totally survived the rapid desalinization) and then were later spread to humans via mermaids.
>> No. 39803878
Actually... ever heard of the rabbit island in Japan?
They should have been inbreed many times over by now, but different natural mutations prevents it.

And we got Mitochondrial Eve that got a direct unbroken female line to any living person in the present day, and the Y-chromosomal Adam, the member of Homo sapiens sapiens from whom all living humans are descended patrilineally.
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