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39803433 No. 39803433
why there is not a bunch of siths walking around being friends and stuff?
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>> No. 39803435
Because they're evil.
>> No. 39803436
There can only be two Siths.
A master and an apprentice.
>> No. 39803437
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  >>39803433
Because pretty much the whole point of the Dark Side of the Force is that you've become a heartless monster who revels in the power of the Force without any concern for the harm you do. It sort of hurts your friend prospects.
>> No. 39803439
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>>39803435
EEEEVIIIIL
>> No. 39803450
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>>39803437
Still see nothing that prevents you from going down to the old pub and taking a beer with your friends.
I mean, sure, you may get killed for Schadenfreude, but so is working for Jabba the Hut as well.
>> No. 39803453
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>>39803450
I guess there are many kinds of friendship, but I call that kind, "Oh God, I really need better peers than this."
>> No. 39803457
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>>39803435
How much evil we are talking about?

>>39803436
How they agree on that?
>> No. 39803465
>>39803457
Basically if there is a third one they kill it.
It's cannon in SW.
>> No. 39803476
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Cool guys don't need any friends.
>> No. 39803484
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39803484
I don't get it either, Jedi and Sith are both unhealthy personality extremes that need serious counseling, so I don't see why one side always has tons of friends and the other just broods. Especially considering that the Sith are meant to be the emotional ones.
>> No. 39803487
>>39803484

...Well to be fair emotional instability or overintensity tends to drive people away... and drive those exhibiting it to rather poor behaviour to put it lightly.
>> No. 39803488
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From what I remember of the expanded universe, a master trains an apprentice, and once the apprentice gets strong enough he kills the master, thus becoming the master who then takes on an apprentice. That way there is always only either one or two sith at a time. That being said, there can be many dark jedi (dark side of the force users). The sith don't have a monopoly on the dark side of the force. And I think in the later novels, there are larger groups of dark jedi.

TLDR: nerd alert, nerd alert

>>39803465
Hey, welcome back.

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>> No. 39803503
>>39803465
Only for the last ~1000 years.
Before that it existed tons of "Dark Jedis" that used the dark side of the force.
Since they hated everybody, including their allied brothers, they split into smaller clans that were easily found and wiped out.
Darth Bane survived and started the "One Master and One Apprentice" rule, because it was easier to defeat the Jedi with only two powerful users instead of lots of untrained ones.
>> No. 39803536
What I want to know is, are there any Force-based occupations that don't involve joining an order, becoming a knight, and protecting/killing everypony?

What if there are Force carpenters? What if there are dark side Force carpenters?
>> No. 39803538
>>39803536

"Come see the force-circus perform its annual Tatooine act! We guarantee you'll like it!"
>> No. 39803541
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I always wanted to hire a babysither
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>>39803536
Force-sensitives in a lot of cultures are just shamans and the sort.
There are also lots of healers and such.
Then there are Grey Jedi who are usually just Jedi who abandoned the order and walk the line between light and dark or don't abide by any order.

Dark Side is pretty concrete, however.
You want power. You wouldn't be a carpenter.
>> No. 39803546
>>39803544
Dark side investment banker?
>> No. 39803548
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>>39803544

But a Carpenter was the most powerful being of all!
>> No. 39803549
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>>39803546
As much as I'd like to say 'no'.

Yes. That would be completely viable, actually. There are some stories of Dark Side force users being roughly the same thing, so yes.
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>>39803549
Dark side politicians? Though I guess that's kind of what Palpatine was. What about dark side used car salesman? The possibilities are endless. I now know what I want the new Star Wars movie to be about.
>> No. 39803564
>>39803558
Han Solo discovers that he cant patch up the Millennium Falcon any longer, and decides to try getting a new ship from the used spaceship market.
He should have picked another seller...
>> No. 39803566
I thought Sith was the plural and the singular.
>> No. 39803572
>>39803566
Actually...
You are right.
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