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39804037 No. 39804037
If you guessed me, you're right!

Ask me anything. Haven't done that in a while.
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>> No. 39804038
What are you drinking?
>> No. 39804041
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39804041
You shouldn't be so excited to be drunk alone in front of a computer screen.
>> No. 39804048
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>>39804038
Pomegranate smirnoff and dragonfruit juice.

>>39804041
Not so much in front of a computer. Sorta off to the side.
>> No. 39804077
Read any books lately?
>> No. 39804088
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>>39804077
I finished another read of The Last Unicorn recently! I think I'm gonna pick up Romance of the Three Kingdoms again soon. I only hesitate because the first volume is so boring. All the good stuff starts after Dong Zhuo has been killed and Chi Bi/Red Cliffs starts.
>> No. 39804090
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>drinking smirnoff straight
Now that's gonna be one hell of a hangover. Got any games ya gonna drunk play?
>>39804041
>that feel
>> No. 39804097
Oh boy! Drunken AMAs! These are fun. I need to do another one of them some time, where I stick around and my vita decides not to be a bitch.

Weirdest thing you've found sexy?
>> No. 39804099
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>>39804037
Good times. Mind if I get drunk with you?
>> No. 39804101
>>39804048
I didn't know that either of those things were things that existed
>> No. 39804102
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>>39804090
I might drunk play Tokyo Jungle. Playing a freaking dinosaur sounds like a great idea right now.

>>39804097
Weirdest thing? Uhh... last night I did find the Surgeon General Vivek Murthy unfairly attractive. Does that count?
>> No. 39804103
If there were a question here, which would be the correct answer?
a) vanquished
b) victorious
c) conquered
d) defeated
>> No. 39804113
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>>39804099
Feel free!

>>39804101
They are really good.

>>39804103
A) Vanquished
>> No. 39804119
>>39804102
That counts. Just sorta like how I'd want to eat out Nancy Pelosi in the Senate Room.

I mean, there are other politicians I'd like to bang, but Nancy has this weird attraction to me. I dunno why.
>> No. 39804125
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Do you honestly think you look cool/ironically cool in that picture?
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>>39804119
That's kinda weird. Not the worst I've heard though. I do my best not to judge.

>>39804125
I honestly don't give a fuck.
>> No. 39804129
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>>39804127
Wow, soooo apathetic. What a cool person you are. /s
>> No. 39804130
>>39804127
Well like, that's my weirdest political fetish thing. I mean, yeah.

Prolly should reel back that kinda language, before nazi mods come in and make this a no-fun zone.

Favorite fruit?
>> No. 39804132
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>>39804130
Watermelon!

I really like honeydew, starfruit, raspberries, and strawberries too. But watermelon is pretty much always my first choice.
>> No. 39804133
>>39804125
>>39804129
quit being a sperg
>> No. 39804137
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>>39804133
Quit being a FUCKING FUCK.
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>>39804137
pls
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>>39804139
It's spelled "please"
>> No. 39804143
>>39804132
Watermelon is pretty badass. I'm about to buy my first watermelon of spring! Like, right when I get off work.

It's gonna be the best.

Do you do anything to your watermelon or do you like it just straight?
>> No. 39804144
Typical Samonuh argument. Move along, everypony.
>> No. 39804146
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>>39804141
>> No. 39804150
>>39804146
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>>39804146
Indeed.
>> No. 39804152
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>>39804143
I do usually do it straight. Sometimes I put a little sea salt on it if I feel like it. I haven't gotten my first of the season yet though! I'll have to do that soon.
>> No. 39804154
>>39804150
I don't speak Spanish.
>> No. 39804161
>>39804154
Pardon me sir, but that was obviously Esperanto. I would ask you kindly to stop being so racist.

>>39804152
Yeah, I'm pretty much a "just eat it straight" kinda guy, but my roommate Emerald wants to make watermelon margaritas and watermelon soup with my melon.

I don't mind the margarita, but I dunno about soup. I figure maybe it's like a cold soup or something?
>> No. 39804172
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>>39804161
Ooh, a watermelon margarita sounds really good.

I bet the soup would be some cold soup sort of thing? I guess it could be good, but I'm more of a hot soup person.
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