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39804222 No. 39804222
...IT HAPPENED TO BE PLAYBOY! and it looks like the mares have been declared sexy enough for playboy.

This is certainly amazing on multiple fronts (and I like it); Playboy Magazine has done an article the Brony Movement: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/04/playboy-hit-up-babscon-and-actually.html

First the 'super bowl' and now this? I wonder what's next (I'm certain it will be something else really amazin).

One thing's for certain, The Brony Movement now has even more bragging rights than it did before.

Last edited at Tue, Apr 21st, 2015 17:22

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>> No. 39804225
Jesus, now that is something strange.

...FIne i'll read it. x)
>> No. 39804226
>inb4 playboy pony centerfold
>> No. 39804229
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>>39804222
>> No. 39804230
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Okay, I am damn well surprised.
>> No. 39804233
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>>39804222

What the actual fuck?

<mon visage quand I check out the link.

...

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>> No. 39804244
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>desire to remove own head too strong to ignore but too weak to act on

Maybe if I read it...maybe that will get me to do something.
>> No. 39804254
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WHAT THE FUCK! Guys, I think this whole pony thing might have gotten out of control. We all thought is was fun at first, but like Frankenstein's monster, it has become to powerful for us to contain. God help us all!
>> No. 39804255
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>>39804222
>Dat cover.
If that's the actual cover, it blows my mind.
>Dat article.
TL;DR.
>"Later, as I drive south on the I-5, I have just one regret: I didn’t buy that plush light blue hat with the dark blue mane that looked like a pony’s head. It seemed fun. But I know I’m no Brony. I’m just a dude they inspired to be less of an asshole."
It's what we do.
>Playboy Plus.
$19.99/mo for unlimited streaming porn from the most infamous porn slinger of all. The times, they are a'changin'. Check out how much your cable package would charge for this.

Last edited at Tue, Apr 21st, 2015 17:33

>> No. 39804260
>>39804255
I think it'd be a cute cover but it not.
>> No. 39804262
Bronies are not a movement, they are a fandom.

Maybe one day we will get a centerfold with Twilight Sparkle in it (hey, they did Marge Simpson).
>> No. 39804267
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>>39804222
This is hilarious. Are they going to sell it?
>> No. 39804276
>>39804267
I'm pretty sure OP's pic is just photoshopped
>> No. 39804292
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and here we have a guy talking about how much he loves bestiality and vore in the EqD comments section for this article

good times, good times
>> No. 39804303
>>39804276
I don't know about "Photoshopped" (as in, another picture that was sophistically modified), but I'd suspect it is a picture of a cover that somepony drew from scratch.
>> No. 39804305
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>>39804292
I was about to talk about this guy too. You beat me to it.
>> No. 39804306
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>people getting surprised and/or weirded out by this

Kek.

>>39804254
>I think this whole pony thing might have gotten out of control

>year of the horse

"It is too late, Sergei. It was always too late."
>> No. 39804312
>>39804303
photoshopped pretty much just refers to image manipulation in general. as in, somepony used the program photoshop on it. looks to me like a drawing somepony made overlaid with text from the actual magazine cover. Not hard stuff to do in photoshop if one is willing to spend the time.
>> No. 39804313
>>39804305
lol! sorry. we can still talk about him if you want!
>> No. 39804317
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>>39804303
No, the question is whether Playboy actually published this cover or if a brony made it.

Last edited at Tue, Apr 21st, 2015 17:51

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>>39804313
Its fine, I was just going to say that there was a guy in the comment section that admitted to liking besteality but there is no point since you already said that.

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>>39804323
>> No. 39804368
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39804368
"Bronies are kinda like punk rock but with pink ponies." Interviewer

Thats a cool way to put it.
>> No. 39804371
Well, I read the article, and no where did it say anything about Pony Playboy magazines.
It wasn't even an interesting read, to be honest.
Thanks for wasting my time.
>> No. 39804381
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>>39804361
My reputation will not be damaged, I love animals.

Yes. I love them.
>> No. 39804388
Every day this fandom finds new ways to disgust me :D
>> No. 39804391
>>39804371
google playpony
>> No. 39804429
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>>39804323
>>39804361
>> No. 39804498
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>the brony movement

Okay, so the article is real, but I'm positive the cover is fake.
>> No. 39804518
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who the fuck still buys playboy while the internet is still a thing
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>>39804518
People without Internet?
>> No. 39804526
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>>39804498
im positive the cover is real because equestria daily uses the same pic and so does playboy article
>> No. 39804531
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>>39804520
in the places where they sell playboy i doubt it
>> No. 39804539
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>>39804531
i dare you to go check playboy
>> No. 39804549
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>>39804539
na thanks

i got 600000 sites to go and calibrate at
>> No. 39804550
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>>39804526
The cover isn't real. The picture seems to have been made with the pony image and one of those automatic picture generators.

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>>39804550
Get on my level nerd
http://funny.pho.to/playboy/

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>>39804563
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>>39804550
>>39804563

I stand corrected.
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>>39804563
lol wut?
>> No. 39804579
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>>39804571
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>>39804573
>tfw you realize Sheen has the same hairstyle as Charlie Sheen and was probably based off of him considering how eccentric he acts
it took me way too long to realize this
>> No. 39804585
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I'm not really surprised, honestly. Playboy are generally very accepting of weird subcultures.
>> No. 39804586
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Well what do you know about that.
>> No. 39804588
>>39804585
Well, I'd say it's in the same way as MTV was traditionally.
>> No. 39804601
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Found her. She's the mascot for the convention the reporter went to.

https://dərpiboo.ru/tags/oc-colon-golden+gates
>> No. 39804610
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>>39804601
Then I'd say we've got this mystery all wrapped up.
>> No. 39804616
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>>39804610
it is a mystery wrapped in an igneous
>> No. 39804625
>>39804222
>that pic
I saw one of these pop out of a vending machine once.
>> No. 39804626
>>39804222

is this an actual playboy magazine?
>> No. 39804630
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>no lewd fan-art in the article
I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed.
>> No. 39804634
>>39804626
T cover is fake, the article is real.
>> No. 39804637
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>>39804222

the playboy article is balanced and relatable...
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ponyrelated shame intensifies
>> No. 39804652
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>>39804651
Why? You're not part of the fandom.
>> No. 39804653
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>>39804652
If ya post here, if ya post here with ponies, you're part of the fandom, son.
>> No. 39804654
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>>39804652
Others don't care and will judge me accordingly.
It hurts just to think about it.

My anxiety can hurt me a lot if I feel dirty.
>> No. 39804656
>>39804653
I'm free to identify outside of it.
Thank you.
>> No. 39804659
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>>39804656
Well yeah, I can say I don't live in an apartment, but anypony who sees me unlock my door knows that isn't true.
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>>39804659
So men can be women but I can't take up an identity that doesn't give me panic attacks due to shame?

wtf internet, make up your mind
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39804662
You know there is already playpony 1,2 and 3 right ?

They are pretty neat :>
>> No. 39804663
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>> No. 39804664
>>39804663
I don't understand.
>> No. 39804666
Never mind. It's just anxiety speaking.
Sorry for talking.
>> No. 39804668
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>The Brony Movement now has even more bragging rights than it did before.
>> No. 39804671
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We finally have the opportunity to see our favourite pony naked?

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>>39804671
Awww YEAH.
Gimme them naked ponies !
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>>39804671
Oh.
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>>39804292
>fish
The fuck, why?
What's arousing about a fish?
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>>39804684
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>>39804685
Oh my~
I never knew fish were so handsome~~~
>> No. 39804687
>>39804292
eh
Yeah...
>> No. 39804688
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Okay, how the FUCK are they doing this without hasbro suing the FUCK out of them?


Also, as much as I like to hear this, this isn't the kind of publicity we need guys: the last thing bronies need is a bunch of people thinking we're a bunch of perverts: when the toys are aimed at little girls, that a BAD combination :/
>> No. 39804689
>>39804688
Doing what? Reporting from a con?
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>>39804688
Did you said LITTLE GURLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zJD9B0za9k#t=7m49s
>> No. 39804691
>>39804688
Because that cover is fake and the article is news.
>> No. 39804693
Sorry for my first response. I had a anxiety attack.

I'm glad you guys made it to the magazine.
I'm happy for you!

>>39804688
>: the last thing bronies need is a bunch of people thinking we're a bunch of perverts:

Yeah. That is mostly true.
I just want to enjoy a cartoon and the ponies without getting all kinds of horrible labels for it. I'm sure some others might feel the same.

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>>39804691
>>39804550

Okay, well, that makes alot more sense. >.< dang I feel sheepish now XD

Well, its not bad then, an article on bronies isn't a bad thing to include so long as there's not anthro ponies being posted in it.
>> No. 39804695
>>39804693
You care way too much about what other people think of you.
>> No. 39804700
>>39804693
Do you worry about being called out about not being a new poster at all too? ♥
If you're who I think you are it's nice to see you again.

>>39804222
Unrelated to topic... The cutie mark on that pony? is it a gold ring and a mining pick? Is she a gold digger?
>> No. 39804702
>>39804695
Yeah but I need to have my self image clean.
So I can avoid anxiety.

Pony pretty much became a part of who I am.

>>39804700
Nah. I'm a new person.
I don't have blood on my hands.
>> No. 39804703
>>39804700
Well she is a woman...
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>>39804703
Is she? Time to start being lewd then ;P
>> No. 39804714
>reads the article
yup, that's a Playboy article, not related to anything Playboy whatsoever. Still fair nuff.
Oh wait, I just understood they got all kinds of unrelated subcategory articles

>>39804518
I remember when we found a Playboy in school.
I was shocked at the price, number of ads and articles.
And the girls insisted we skipped the nudes %) Killjoys.

Last edited at Wed, Apr 22nd, 2015 00:40

>> No. 39804715
>>39804702
Well, if that's what you want.

Who's talking about blood?

>>39804703
Would you let her dig your gold?
>> No. 39804716
>>39804702
You're a wee bit insane aren't ya?
>> No. 39804718
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>>39804715
>>39804716
Please let's not talk about this.
It's too painful.
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>>39804718
*zips mouth*
>> No. 39804726
>>39804723
Thank you.
I'm infinitely grateful.
>> No. 39804729
*Hugs*
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>>39804726
mmphrrmhmphmrmhmhrph.
>> No. 39804731
>>39804718
They say pain is necessary for growth, so let's make you a big man.
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>>39804729
* hugs

>>39804731
I want to make new friends and be a happy pony.
That's all.

I am sorry for my aggressive wording, my emotions got of the rail a bit. If I do remind you of somebody I hope it got you good memories in mind. I don't want to be a force of negativity that sucks out the life of everything.

So I'm on a diet of sunshine and rainbows.
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>>39804735
How old are you anyway ?
>> No. 39804739
>>39804738
I've turned 25 last month.
Why do you ask?
>> No. 39804740
>>39804735
that sounds delicious
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>>39804739
Because I can !
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>>39804741
I'm old as all hell.

How about you?
I don't know much about people around here.

>>39804740
It's warm and sweet.
>> No. 39804757
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I am >vid
So I am even older :P
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>>39804757
>> No. 39804764
>>39804743
Hell doesnt exist though. Or God or Jesus

On a sidenote that no one cares about because im a cunt, im 36 in 2 weeks and a modern day peter pan, not that i never grew up. but because i wear green tights and am a feggit
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>>39804764
Holy turd you're like... Ancient!
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>>39804761
Indeed, so you should call me senpai~
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>>39804764
You are right.
> green tights and am a feggit
Are you Green Lantern?

hohoho

>>39804767
I can get behind the idea of having a Drazzling sempai.
>> No. 39804771
>>39804766
I dont look it at least, probably late 20's when i shave. But yes i am one of the older freaks that frequent this place. There is a few in thier 40sand 50s tho
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>>39804768
But not THAT kinnd of Senpai D:
>> No. 39804780
>>39804779
Then what kind are you? The type all the underclass girls hope to be noticed by?
>> No. 39804783
>>39804779
b-baka
>> No. 39804788
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Is it THAT kind of Baka ;3 ?

>>39804780
Normal senpai which is older then them smexy girls :P
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>>39804788
>> No. 39804790
>>39804779
I want 2 b your phantasmal significant other
>> No. 39804793
>>39804764
Hell exist, in multiple places on our planet.

Hell, California, U.S.
Hell, Michigan, U.S.
Hell, Grand Cayman, the Cayman Islands
Hell, Norway, a village in Stjørdal
Hell Cave, a cave in Slovenia
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>>39804368
>Pink ponies
>Not Purple ponies.
He had one job.

>>39804793
You forgot "Hell, Australia"
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>> No. 39804817
Does this officially means ponies are sexy and i should calibrate to them?
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>>39804796
>implying nerdpony is punk rock

>>39804817
Yes.

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>>39804789
Are you trying to seduce me ?

>>39804790
Hmmm, but that would be ghay <_<
Clone yourself as girl and we can talk xD

>>39804817
I guess
>> No. 39804821
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>>39804796

bitch pls
>> No. 39804836
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>>39804820
Oh-ho!
>> No. 39804840
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>>39804836
Intresting then
>> No. 39804843
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>>39804788
wut
>> No. 39804917
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>>39804840
What can I say.
I'm a man shrouded in mystery.
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>>39804917
Well now it's more mystery then interesting and kind creepy too :S
>> No. 39804963
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>>39804958
I don't bite, too hard.
>> No. 39804964
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>>39804661

it's fine - i don't identify with the fandom either & it makes no sense for me to do so considering i have no real-life friends who like ponies - which it wat it would take for me to ever say im a "brony."

so online i created my own identity - enlightened pony purist - which makes me superior to 80% of the fandom, distances me from negative associations with bronies, and finally, frees me from stereotypes imposed by those outside the fandom on those who label themselves as "bronies"

in the real world, i don't need to identify as anything - just somepony who watches a show, and if anypony questions that i can always (haven't had to yet) go into absurdist mode and claim right to worship ponies is protected by the constitution of the united states - and so on... and as my last counter-trap card i can compare ponies to their fake religion and explain how it is superior in every way (and more holy), which will certainly allow me to win any debate

it must be nice to be a brony... one can dream
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>>39804963
I on the other hand
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>>39804965
whoo~

>>39804964
Thank you.

Yeah. I have issues with my anxiety so labels if they remind me that I'm bad can act like a sword of Damocles hovering over my hand.

I also don't like being forced into a group for an interest and being forced to accept and celebrate all it does. I don't like certain content and I'll keep it that way.

I don't mind if others do. I'm not superior to anybody.
in our town we all chill and equal and shit
>> No. 39804970
>>39804967

i know wat u mean about labels - it can force you into a certain frame of mind that defeats the purpose of participating in said things to begin with, which is why i don't like to use them...

it truly takes a master magician to be able to wield labels without becoming attached to them - something i have yet to learn how to do
>> No. 39804972
>>39804970
I like having my own identity.

Also if I want to enjoy something I would rather not have it be the same grind as good old society with things you expect to do. I like to ummm... be myself, free and go the way I wish to be. I need to be immersed in myself to function to know I'm not doing anything bad.
>> No. 39804975
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as much as i love Starlight Glimmer's philosophy of equality, she just can't compare with Twilight... i think i need to be reformed...
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>>39804967
Don't think too much about it though
>> No. 39804983
>>39804975
Glimmer had some good ideas.
But my head cannon is so umm messed up that ponies are already equal for me.

Twilight had friends. Friends is power in ponyland.

>>39804977
It's not like you'll put me under your spell or anythin'
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>>39804983
Exactly
>> No. 39804988
>>39804987
I'm always ready for a private singing session.
>> No. 39804992
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>>39804988
I see, I would probably could make somepony sing a lot~
If you know what i mean~
>> No. 39805004
>>39804992
Making some beautiful musics, eh?
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>>39805004
Exactly, beautiful loud music
>> No. 39805006
>>39805005
I'm sold on the idea!
>> No. 39805009
>>39804983

how r ponies already equal?
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>>39805006
Not sure if you have capabilities for such songs though
>> No. 39805012
Norikago is female?
>> No. 39805015
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>>39805009
In my book anypony could do anything if she wanted.
So they are not destined to suck.

My personal preference without any basis.

>>39805010
What can I say, I am a humble student.
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>>39805015
Perhaps we could work on it then~
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>>39805019
Be gentle and warm.
>> No. 39805023
>>39805015

o i see
>> No. 39805024
>>39805023
Sorry If I sound... weird.
I just feel pony close to me so I wanna make sure they are all safe and happy.
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>>39805022
Don't worry about it~
There are part which are rough to learn though
>> No. 39805029
>>39805024

i see - interesting theory...
>> No. 39805034
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>>39805029
It's dumber than dumb.
But that's how I see it.

Also funnily enough MLP is the only show I am incapable of analyzing to death.

I guess it's love, or being crazy. or both.

>>39805027
Be with me during those rough parts.
>> No. 39805035
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Oh yes; your picture goes something like this: (watch video)

umm... shall we get back on subject?
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>>39805035
Oopps yeah thread sure got sidetracked.
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>>39805034
Don't worry, as a teacher I will be really into you, teaching you those notes~
>> No. 39805041
>>39805038
Hopefully we'll have joyful harmony and some dynamic melodies in the act.

Every good music needs some soul after all.
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>>39805041
Ow don't worry about it. This song will be truly magical~ with a shocking finale ;P
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>>39805045
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>>39805049
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>>39805059
♪♫
>> No. 39805073
>>39805034

i used to analyze mlp a lot, but in a positive way... i think that even that is fading, though... must be this love you speak of
>> No. 39805075
>>39805073
That's fine!

Yeah. I feel like pony is my safe place.
And anchor to park my ship with in the stormy waters in life now.

They are so innocent etc.
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>>39805072
Good try~
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>>39805038
>>39805041
>>39805045
Just fuck already! All this sexual tension is too much for me.
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>>39805079
I sure can feel it.

>>39805080
shh, every music starts with silence.
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>>39805083
That's good~ Next steps can be learn only in private~
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>>39805085
Smooth.
>> No. 39805095
>>39805075

i agree with everything except the innocent part... the fact that the ponies aren't innocent and yet still overcome things is wat makes them awesome
>> No. 39805100
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>>39805095
Perhaps you are right.

I can't really put what I mean by innocence in words. Maybe pure would be a better word or sincere.
>> No. 39805110
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perhaps the words you're looking for is they embody the Sacred 10-Point Path to Pony-Enlightenement?

not to just go out on a limb or anything

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>> No. 39805121
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>>39805110
Yup. It feels like there is something "magical" about them.
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