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39805416 No. 39805416
MURRIKA thread!

fellow americans! post ITT

USA!!! USA! USA!
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>> No. 39805421
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What's the second best thing about USA?

The best is obviously freedom.
>> No. 39805422
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>>39805421
guns :^)
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>>39805416

...
>> No. 39805426
>>39805424
i agree
>> No. 39805429
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As a brit, I sometimes wonder what I'd be like if I had an American life.

I'd probably end up a bit more like Chris-Chan.

Last edited at Wed, Apr 22nd, 2015 14:32

>> No. 39805434
>>39805429

...I think you're being a bit too hard on yourself with that comparison.

I think you'd more likely end up a lot fatter version of Mikie.
>> No. 39805439
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muuuuuuuuuuuuuurkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>39805434
I'll probably retain my atheism, teetotal ways.

I began considering the thought when I was playing Fallout 3-New Vegas. Suburban neighbourhoods, cowboys and gambling etc.
(I do prefer suburban living.)

Last edited at Wed, Apr 22nd, 2015 14:38

>> No. 39805445
>>39805440

I think Mikie's currently teetotal too, but i have my doubts about you remaining atheistic there... then again, perhaps.
I don't think i could ever believe in a god either, what they claim about just about any god doesn't fit with what i see in the world at all... and not necessarily negatively.

And fair enough... for me Fallout didn't produce that sort of feelings but then again English doesn't sound like home to me and i'm quite used to travelling... so it's pretty interesting to me that that made ya think about that. :o
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>>39805421
>>39805422
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>>39805445
> I think Mikie's currently teetotal too

Really?
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>>39805429
You'd probably be like Epic except you'd pronounce your consonants harder.
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>>39805445
Well, as a brit, there are some games which are about survivors in America during some world crisis and I can't help think "I wonder whats going on in Britain during this game?"

Thats why I've come up with fan game ideas for Left 4 Dead and Fallout set in Britain. I can imagine exploring the London Underground just as you explore the Metro in DC.
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>>39805429
you'd just be epic. just in a different country

>>39805439
aahahahahahha yes!
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>>39805416
Hmmm no
>> No. 39805460
>>39805440
Is something about suburban neighborhoods seen as quintessentially American?

>>39805456
>Fallout: London
I'd totally play it.
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>>39805452
No. Wait. You'd probably be a lot softer in your opinions about the British government. It's entirely possible that you'd have trouble naming the Prime Minister at any given point in time. I know I do. Then again, I have a lot of trouble with names in general, but I have a card in my wallet that has my name and birthday on it so that helps a lot.
>> No. 39805462
>>39805450

Sometimes it serves to accept something as truth if it's irrelevant to you and you're not willing to bother to dispute it regardless of whether or not it's true.

>>39805456

Ah, yeah i can imagine, i wonder how Europe's doing in the Fallout series... i imagine lots a floods if the netherlands are in anarchy, then the sea's without anything to stop it from washing all the way into germany given a few hundred years.

But yeah that sounds pretty interesting.

Last edited at Wed, Apr 22nd, 2015 14:50

>> No. 39805464
>>39805459
maybe ill make a poland thread in the future
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>>39805464
Meh, there is only like 2 people from Poland
>> No. 39805470
>>39805467

...There's a second one?
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>>39805467
oh well i guess
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>>39805452
>>39805457
And I'd use american english in my writing instead of british english.
Heh.

>>39805460
>>39805462
My ideas is you get to explore the ruins of London and it's surrounding countryside. It'll be much more hilly and grey than Fo3 was and you get to explore abandoned farmland.

I've already planned the story. The European Commonwealth requested Vault-Tec to install vaults throughout britain and Europe. While these vaults are the same make to the american Vaults, they are instead numbered with roman numerals and most of them have social vault experiments.

After the Resource Wars, The Royal Armoured Corps splintered into two factions forming the british equivilent to the Enclave and the Brotherhood of Steel. the Royal Arms serving the Vault of Parliment who's inhabitants are trying to take control of the wasteland and Round Table who are like the Brotherhood of Steel in Washington.

If this civil war wasn't bad enough, from across the sea is the Enclave, with "War Plan Blue", the American Enclave plan to conquer Britain.


Thats all I've really planned for it so far. The decendants of the royal family have a vault for themselves "Vault of Parliment" and underneith London, accessed only by London Underground railway lines, is the city for ghouls.
Oh and the brits still enjoy american brands like RobCo, Nuka-Cola or PipBoy products. After all we brits enjoy Coca-Cola, Microsoft and other american products too.

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>>39805478
I think you should use some Jamaican Patois words.
>> No. 39805485
>>39805478
that too most likely
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>>39805486
thats right!
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Thread title: Pinkie's United States of Whatever
>> No. 39805492
although im gonna be honest

i havent seen many fat people around in ages.

and im in really good shape myself. and good looking i was told many times

idk where these stereotypes come from lol
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>>39805488
basically
>> No. 39805494
>>39805478

..Meh, i imagine if any dutch survived they'd likely head towards the island too.

Or just stay on floating cities or something, i mean there's plenty of floating homes here already and if all goes to hell those will be the ones that last... though likely not entirely without mutations.

...Mermen anypony?
>> No. 39805495
>>39805481
Pat-wah?

>>39805485
I like traditional english over "simplified" english.

>>39805494
One of the reasons Alistar Tenpenny left Britain for America is because he found it was more wrecked than America was. And thats saying something given America is a smoldering wasteland of radiation.

As for Mermen, theres always Mirelurks.
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Am I evil if I enjoy guns?
>> No. 39805497
>>39805496
no, if anypony thinks you're evil for enjoying guns, they're legit retarded
>> No. 39805498
>>39805492

From statistics most likely, you've both absolutely and relatively the highest amount of fat people in the world when it comes to full blown countries.
(as in non-city states)

http://uk.businessinsider.com/the-10-fattest-countries-in-the-world-2014-11?r=US

http://www.forbes.com/2007/02/07/worlds-fattest-countries-forbeslife-cx_ls_0208worldfat.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemiology_of_obesity#Globally

http://www.worldobesity.org/aboutobesity/world-map-obesity/

...So it's a bit more than just a stereotype, it's outright true for many of you.

>>39805495

>Mirelurks

Sounds remarkably tasty.

Also quite primitive.
We're quite good at exterminating primitives.

Last edited at Wed, Apr 22nd, 2015 15:20

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>>39805498
Mirelurks are the Fallout equivilent to mermaids. Only instead of half-man, half-fish, they are horseshoe crabs mutated into humanoid shape. Especially the queens.
>> No. 39805503
>>39805502

I know 'em, i think they'd make excellent sustenance for a mutated human species that still has access to technology.
>> No. 39805507
>>39805503
Mirelurks arn't intelligent to human levels. They only appear human.
>> No. 39805508
>>39805507

Even better.

They shall feed the new aquatic human empire.
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>>39805500
i dont understand this pig-latin
>> No. 39805516
>>39805500

...God, dat je die gevonden hebt.

In m'n herinnering was de tekst toch wat grover trouwens... ach, deze is goed genoeg. x)

>>39805515

It's even got accompanying pics, no need to translate.

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>> No. 39805518
beta eurocucks are here

shit...
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>>39805416
Sup Mikie.

My country is best friends with your country so I figure I'm welcome in the thread.
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>>39805520
Canada?

whats good?

>>39805521
nice going
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>>39805524
Uhh... No, Britain...
>> No. 39805530
>>39805528
i had no idea you were Britannia

yes, you guys are allies too
>> No. 39805533
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Tough tits you're getting Scotland, we invented freedom!

And Irn bru.
>> No. 39805534
>>39805533

...Ya did?

Not disputing Irn bru.

>>39805535

Doesn't China basically own your country and a half too?
Along with various other corporate parties.

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>>39805533
>>39805533
>we invented freedom!

might wanna ask for it back since Britannia owns your asses
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>>39805534
Well we scream it a lot so it must be true.

>>39805535
Only on paper.
And hell that was because we were too stubborn to get rid of.
>> No. 39805538
>>39805537

Fair enough.
>> No. 39805549
>>39805537
ah ok
>> No. 39805565
>>39805508
I don't think horseshoe crabs are native to the waters of Britain so I can't imagine Mirelurks in UK.

Last edited at Wed, Apr 22nd, 2015 16:49

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united states of equestria
>> No. 39805591
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horseshoe crabs are the cutest... i see them all the time in New York. i always try to pet them and help them move to safer places.
>> No. 39805593
>>39805591
I once saw the underside of a horseshoe crab on YouTube. It was wierd!
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>>39805591
>>39805593
Their closest living relatives are spiders, which aren't very close at all.
>> No. 39805632
>>39805598
All crustaceans are close to the arachnids family.
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>>39805632
But they're not crustaceans! The crab part of the name is misleading.
>> No. 39805658
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Dutch? That's my guess since it looks like German but I can't understand it. (genoeg = genug?)

>>39805445
There are still plenty of atheist here, especially among the younger people. It seems perfectly plausible. I was an an atheist for several years, and I'm still not a Christian or anything.

Obligatory America, Fuck Ya. America is #1! (except in any way that's actually measurable because statistics were invented by those jealous Europeans.)
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I find it funny that Captain America is one of the most popular fictional characters in China.
>> No. 39805704
>>39805689
Sure! He's a good character. 50 years of censorship has that effect on a culture.
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>>39805658
>>39805689
welcome patriots
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>America
>> No. 39805728
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>> No. 39805740
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I'm a Canadian trapped in an American's body
>> No. 39805748
>>39805726
cry more

>>39805728
yup!

>>39805740
how does this work?
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>>39805416
MURICA!
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Are you other countries even trying?
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>>39805748
Same as when transgender people say they're a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I'm transcountry
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>>39805755
You can always have the operation known as tran-countryectimy. (Less commonly called immigration)
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>>39805764
I think people should just call me Canadian either way. Even though I'm clearly not, I think people need to get comfortable with the fact that I identify as a Canadian and if they don't, well clearly they're close minded jerks.
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Dan Thread

also Australia thread
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>>39805755
ah ok
>> No. 39805807
>>39805752
they just cant win!
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>> No. 39805814
>>39805807
Maybe all countries should just merge in
>> No. 39805816
>>39805813
REKT
>> No. 39805824
>>39805813
lmao!
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>>39805816
>>39805824

why are there no knock knock jokes in America?

cause freedom rings
>> No. 39805830
>>39805828
Sadly I've heard a few this year. Maybe its obama.
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>>39805828
hue

that was clever!

>>39805831
FUCK YA YOU CAN
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>>39805830
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>>39805416
fuck yeah, America!
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America is shit tier country
>> No. 39805887
>>39805886
lmao
>> No. 39805896
>>39805886
youd love it here
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>>39805887
yes

>>39805896
naaaa, you drive on the wrong side, can't spell colour with a U

i like my australia
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>>39805903
what country are you in?
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>>39805903
COLOR
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>>39805903
You spell (and pronounce) la Rio de la Plata as the River Plate. PLATE.
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>>39805903
Actually, most of the world drives on the same side of the road as The US. It's pretty much just England, some of The Commonwealth, and Japan that drive on the left.

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stop making shit threads you nigger
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>>39805921
no
>> No. 39805924
>>39805921
I'll have you know, in America, "shit" is consider an offensive word.
>> No. 39805933
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A TRUE AMERICAN CURSES 24/7 NONSTOP!
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>>39805933
hey fucking unlikeable pony how the fuck are you

fuck. fucking fuck yeah

doing fucking great. fuck
>> No. 39805936
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Why is Transformers: dawn of the moon the number 1 movie of all time in china? that's stranger.
>> No. 39805941
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Fucking great, fuck yeah. How the shitting goddamn fucking hell are you doing Mikey? Fucking bitches and getting fucking paid I hope? Shit.
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>>39805933
I suppose that's true, gosh-darn-it.
The joke was that he said nigger and I implied that shit was the only word he said that was offensive in America. I guess it's not a very good fucking joke.
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holl shit
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>>39805950
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>Not using the actual scene from Rocky 4
>> No. 39805964
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>>39805964
Yeah, its about vets coming back and not being treated right. Not pro or anti american. Pro vet and anti-war

Kinda complicated
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>>39805979
A true American would know that being pro-war and being pro-America are the same thing. Nothing's more patriotic than sending America's children overseas to die for no reason.
>> No. 39805995
yes
>> No. 39806019
I like Cola so yeah.
Got no problems with murrica.
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>>39805416
the north,
standing by
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