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39805999 No. 39805999
Do you guys believe in conspiracy theories, or do you think they're all a bunch of humbug? JFK, 9/11, moon landing, reptilians? Certainly somepony must have one.

Tell me your conspiracy theories /oat/ before the black helicopters come for you.
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>> No. 39806001
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Ponies are real, and the gov't is hiding them from us.
>> No. 39806012
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>>39806001
I knew it!
>> No. 39806016
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>>39806012
Actually I sure would be speechless if I met one.
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Over usage can't melt dank memes.
>> No. 39806048
>>39806017
The fire rises!
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>>39806048
Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.
>> No. 39806065
Mike Pie pretends to love Pinkie but we all know he's a Mrs Cake fan
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>>39805999
nothing wrong with asking questions in a trips thread?
>> No. 39806070
>>39805999
J.R.R. Tolkien secretly wrote up a detailed manual on how to overthrow illuminati, and disguised it as what we know today as "the lord of the rings".
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>>39806069
I'm not saying Barack Obama is the illegitimate offspring of Satan and Hitler. I'm just asking questions. (also, I didn't even notice I got trips. Illuminati confirmed!)

>>39806070
You can defeat the Illuminati by throwing magic jewelry into a volcano. It's so elegant!

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>> No. 39806095
>>39806087
I think that's a clue as to what's to be done with it, I don't think he literally means for it to be thrown into a volcano, especially since the place in which the map leads to has no volcano.
>> No. 39806103
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>>39806095
Interesting. Tell me more. I'm a bit of a connoisseur of conspiracy theories.
>> No. 39806104
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A friend of the family believed we were all going to all be relocated to the moon in ten years to become moon men. He was completely serious.

>>39806095

Just get a shovel and make your own volcano! If you put a shovel in the freezer when you dig really deep it probably won't melt.
>> No. 39806110
>>39806103
I'm assuming your new here because this is something I preached for a year. Anyway the real life Mt. Doom is actualy a town called Langres in France according to the clues I decoded. I'm starting to fall asleep, so I'll talk more about it in the morning.
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>>39806110
You should seriously write a book about your findings and get it published. I would totally buy a copy.
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>>39806115
...but Zeke... how can you hold a book...
If you have no arms????
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Certain powerful people in the world have been able to obtain a form of "eternal life." You see, most of us outlive our usefulness, but rarely somebody comes along who's usefulness outlives him. Necessity is the mother of invention as they say, and so there are now technologies to smooth that transition. Sure, there might be some petty disagreements over the exact meaning of "life" and "eternal", but it is eternal and life enough for those who require it. The people need a strong and glorious leader, even if he only does as much as the quivering half mad skeleton who shat himself to death. It's for their own good, and The Big Chief certainly hasn't said a word of complaint about it now has he?
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>>39806116
>> No. 39806134
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Conspiracy theories are all a bunch of hooey.
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>>39806134
That's just what they want you to think!
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>>39806110
Interesting. I've lurked very infrequently for a couple years now, but I must have missed it or forgotten about it. Can't wait to here more.

>>39806134
Well clearly not all are. Sometimes things actually are conspiracies. Watergate is the classic example of a conspiracy theory ending up being true. But I see what you mean, most of them are a bunch of malarky.

>>39806135
Just 'cause you're crazy, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Personally, I used to be a big conspiracy theory guy in high school, but I started to realize some of what I believed was bullshit, and that made me reevaluate everything with much greater skepticism. Now I pretty much only believe in conspiracy theories that have been largely proven like Gulf of Tonkin, USS Liberty, overthrowal of Mohammed Mossadegh, MKUltra, Bilderberg/Bohemian Grove, etc..
>> No. 39806158
SJW's have been conspiring with videogame journalists to further their SJW agenda and hide conflicts of interest while putting down the lowly, downtrodden neckbeard
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>>39806158
Because the journos have betrayed video games. Letting in Sarkeesian, McIntosh, Quinn, Kuchera? The moral panic puritans, and the bullies of old. Letting them into vidya? Attacking developers? Forcing devs to change their own art because somepony took offense? That's not venal, that's not a lapse.

That is Betrayal

A man does not fall down morally in only one part of his life. One they had crossed that line, the fall was inevitable.The second they let the censors and shamers in the door, attacking developers became inevitable, attacking gamers became inevitable, "Gamers are Dead" became inevitable. Anons warned us all three years ago, when this began, that censorship and control of video games would follow. Those anons were right. They sensed the inevitable endgame of the betrayal.

The entire existence of video games has been one long tale of struggle against moral panics, censorship campaigns, and the contempt of wider society and elites for this industry and this hobby. And for us. Thirty long years, living under the sword of Damocles. A medium that grew up under the constant threat of public proscription and artistic gagging. Through it all, developer, gamers, publishers, and games journalists may never have got along, but at least we had each other, whenever the dark clouds gathered.

And from nowhere, for reasons unfathomable, game journalists turned and knifed this industry in the back. They sold us out to the censors we have stood against our entire lives. They invited these vampires in, and the result has been upheaveal, division, betrayal, and chaos. An internet civil war. Gaming set against itself.

New censors are attacking. And the mass hysteria and moral panic the journalists created in their efforts to destroy us, are waking up old stereotypes, and old censors. All this, out of nothing. Out of lies told by journalists with a grudge, out for clicks.

Betraying video games … cuts too deep. They knew better, but they didn't care. They left a gap in our line and it almost destroyed this industry, almost letting scheming hipster bullies and rapid neo-puritans trample developers and games alike.

Betraying video games … cuts too deep.
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>>39806158
Poor neckbeards. When will it ever be their day?
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>>39806161
But Anita Sarkeesian told me it was just about lonely gamers who hate women and want women-hating games. Should wouldn't lie, would she?
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>>39806164
Maybe

Because video games have an immense potential.

They're something that anypony around the world no matter what race, sex, or philosophy can play.

They're something that offers so much variety in what can be played. You can save the world by fighting off an evil alien empire, explore lost ancient ruins, save a politician from either a terrorist group or a dragon, and so much more.

And if they are to be an art form, they can become the greatest art form humanity ever crafted. One where the viewer is able to interact with the art which can have the biggest impact for people rather than just passively observing the art. The possibilites with that are limitless.

Yet the entire industry is ill and a large part of it is the video game journalists and these social justice warriors.

These journos don't care for the games or industry. They just want a free pass on life. No research. No playing the games. Just a quick 10/10 and that's it for them. They've become so corrupt they started colluding with each other and have gained enough of a foothold in the industry that devs and companies now fear them.

These SJWs stand for everything I'm again. I want diversity in gaming. I want inclusiveness in gaming. But aside from genetic diversity which gaming is already full of, I believe that allowing people to hold conflicting opinions and being able to debate them is just as important. What art form has ever thrived under a a regiment that prevents people from disagreeing with those in power?

And worse yet, they're hypocrites. They preach diversity and inclusiveness yet they judge you only on your race, sex, and sexual orientation. The kind of things that gaming, no, the modern world has strived to make irrelevant, that a man being black or a woman being a lesbian shouldn't define their worth, SJWs want to bring that all back and erect regiments to discriminate based on those things. It's absolutely abhorrent.

And here those two things come together in the worst way possible. Now not only will journos skew the score for their own personal benefit, but they're hide behind the folly of modern "social justice" to really elevate themselves.

They have censored. They have blacklisted. They have doxed. They have bullied. They have threatened. They have slandered. They have done every seedy tactic just short of physical violence and I say ENOUGH!

We as consumers should not have to stand for this bullshit. We shouldn't be policed by these people who don't even have a passion for the stuff they write about. We shouldn't have to bend over and GamerGate was the first time in a long time were a bunch of us have come together and really tried to make a difference.

I won't back down until this industry is fixed. Even if GamerGate died tomorrow what has been learned and what can be revealed won't and if Gamergate is to die soon, I'll still point out the corruption in video game journalism. I'll still argue against the oversensitivity of these moral puritans.

I'll still fight to defend a hobby that I love and has become a part of who I am. That's why I continue to fight.
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>>39806161
>>39806169
tl;dr

quit harassing women.
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>>39806183
I'm not even a part of Gamergate. I just lurk sometimes. Yesterday I came across a thread designed to spark their reasoning for being apart of it and I decided to find it again and copypaste it.

I know you're probably kidding, but ya. People need to realize there's more to the "movement" than harassment. Those people just use the movement as front to deal with what they don't like just as I've seen the other side of it do. I don't even have to know much about it to say that. People who were in opposition to speaking of it on 4chan blackmailed and threatened Moot's life as he himself said. Don't forget when stuff like syringes starting arriving at the houses of known supporters of Gamergate. Is that not indirect harassment?

Of course the whole thing is a mess, but I feel like Gamergate is the more misunderstood side of it.

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>>39806169
I've never really liked gaming "journalists" because their scores have always seemed like bullshit to me. They seem to give at least a 7/10 to any game with fancy graphics, no matter how shitty or derivative. You don't see that kind of thing in movie or music criticism where you're guaranteed a score if you spend a lot of money.

I'm not particularly invested in the Gamergate stuff because I don't read gaming news, and the games the SJWs have a problem with aren't the ones I play. (I mostly play strategy games) I can certainly understand the annoyance of having a bunch of outsiders come in and try to tell you what you can and can't do. In my opinion, unless you're part of the community, you don't get a vote. I've always defended people like Don Imus and Glenn Beck against people who don't watch them yet still try to get them taken off the air. Though to play devil's advocate, they would say that they aren't trying to censor anything, they're just trying to make people more aware of the sexism in gaming. If increased awareness causes a publisher to change a game, that's just the natural result of increased consciousness and not censorship, just like a movie executive today wouldn't release a racist movie, not because he's not allowed to, but because he wouldn't want to. And to be fair, the pro Gamergate people have been part of many of the same underhanded tactics such as writing to the advertisers of columnists to get them fired because they disagree with their opinions.
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I used to read game "papers" until they started bringing politics into it.
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>>39806209
It is kind of a shame that politics has entered the last form of media that was free of it. It already consumed music, books, and movies. Gone are the days when gaming would just be about shooting Nazis, or zombies, or Nazi zombies.

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>>39806233
I have to agree.

I ignore politics the best I can. That is why I had to ditch a lot of things I was following. I want escapism not the status quo laughing at my face everywhere. Also the only thing these preachers accomplish is that i'll hate their agenda, even more.
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>>39806241
If I ever get to make content I'll do my best to not put my politics into it.

Let the art stand on her leg.
>> No. 39806577
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>> No. 39806579
>>39805999
Look up Infowars.
>> No. 39806591
A couple conspiracy theories got a few interesting parts that make sense combined with tons of crazy stuff.
>> No. 39806596
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  >>39806579
I'm well aware of Infowars. It's hilarious.
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>>39806596
I know, but if you really listen, It will make a lot more sense.

>inb4 can you believe this guy?
>> No. 39806598
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What if the powers that be make the conspiracy theories to cover up the real deal?
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>>39806597
I used to believe a lot of that Alex Jones stuff, but I stopped believing most of it. He has a tendency to make huge leaps in logic. He constantly says he "has the documents" and "the technocrats admit they're planning to kill us," but when you actually check out his sources, it's usually pretty out of context. It's usually something like some IMF type saying there are some hypothetical advantages to an international alternative currency, and then Alex Jones come out and says, "they admit it. They're going roll out a world currency and outlaw the dollar any day now." At least that's been my experience with him. It's also pretty amazing how we've been right on the verge of a new world order global dictatorship for two decades now.

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>>39806607
Whoa.. that's a big text wall...

I see..
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>>39806607
Where's my Amerceo or whatever that goofy Euro equivalent was going to be? Or was that a different nut job?
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>>39806607
Thats because he has been able to hold them off for so long by spreading information about them.
Without him, we would be brainwashed slaves by now, blindly following the secret leaders that cant kill anybody who leak stuff about them and make it look like an accident.
>> No. 39806618
>>39806615
That was Alex Jones, and it was the Amero. And the North American Union is actually a real thing. It just doesn't really have any power unlike the Eu.
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>>39806607
It's almost like he's using fear to make money.
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>>39806619
He certainly has made some money, but considering how worked up he gets and how much of his time he puts into this stuff, I'm inclined to believe he means what he says.
>> No. 39806723
>>39806115
That was my plan from the start, I planned to use the alias "Elrond Half-elven", and title the book "Anduril, the Flame of the West".
>> No. 39806727
>>39806723
>title the book "Anduril, the Flame of the West".
unfortunately the illuminati have pre-empted you and that would violate trademark laws
>> No. 39806746
>>39806727
That's what Tolkien wanted the eventually finished manual to be titled though, according to his instructions hidden in code.
>> No. 39806755
>>39806727
Also I forgot to mention that I told illuminati directly, on YouTube that I'll only publish the manual if they fail to comply with my demands, and they have until the manual's completion to do so, so if they have complied by then, Im going to stand by what I said and seal it away.
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>>39806577
I like this video. This is a nice video.
>> No. 39806844
i think that there are some conspiracies which are true, but the false ones made by ignorant people trying to make correlations vastly, vastly outweigh them
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