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39806547 No. 39806547
Would you sleep with a pony?
Even if they are a male?
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>> No. 39806551
>Would you sleep with a pony?
Yes. Sure thing.

>Even if they are a male?
Nope.
>> No. 39806552
Depends what you mean by "sleep".

I don't think I'll have sex with a male pony. Unless we're freezing and need to conserve body heat.
Or just to snuggle.
>> No. 39806553
Nope. Horses can't give consent. Also ew.
>> No. 39806556
>>39806552
>I don't think I'll have sex with a male pony. Unless we're freezing and need to conserve body heat.
why the fuck would you suck a horsecock to preserve body heat you fucking faggot
>> No. 39806557
>>39806556
You need to calm down there.
>> No. 39806560
>>39806557
roflmao
>> No. 39806561
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>>39806556
Yeah.
If it was a mare's cock that would be fairy tale romantic but this way. Eh'
>> No. 39806563
>>39806560
You're just begging for a b&, aren't ya?
>> No. 39806566
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39806566
No and no.
I'm not that far gone,
>> No. 39806567
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39806567
I think a sleep over would be fun!

> Even if they are a male?
I'd be sweet talking that Hock fetlock rookie card into these monkey paws.

Last edited at Thu, Apr 23rd, 2015 05:37

>> No. 39806571
>>39806556
Because you are a heat vampire stealing his bodyheat with your mouth.
>> No. 39806572
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>>39806566
Good.

>>39806563
You must like the guy.
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>>39806572
>> No. 39806580
>>39806575
Sarcasm.xml
>> No. 39806582
>>39806580
ISHYDDT.webm
>> No. 39806584
>>39806582
yay.meme
>> No. 39806588
>>39806584
Yerbaby.jpg
>> No. 39806589
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39806589
Would you sleep with a pony?
>Probably, I'm good at snuggling up with and napping on things.
Even if they are a male?
>Again, we're just curling up and napping, so I don't see much of an issue.
>> No. 39806656
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>>39806552
>having sex to conserve body heat
>> No. 39806678
>>39806552
That was literally the greatest answer ever congratulations
>> No. 39806695
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39806695
People often pressume "to sleep with somepony" to mean sex.

I often take it in literal sense. To just spend the night with somepony actually sleeping. The very least snuggling but doesn't go as far without full consent.

Last edited at Thu, Apr 23rd, 2015 06:57

>> No. 39806698
>>39806695
You phrased it as meaning that you'd have sex with man-horses to conserve heat. Re-read your post. Is funny.

Last edited at Thu, Apr 23rd, 2015 06:57

>> No. 39806709
>>39806695
You literally said "have sex with a male pony" though. Not "sleep with somepony" tho.

Last edited at Thu, Apr 23rd, 2015 07:02

>> No. 39806716
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>>39806698
>>39806709
No I didn't I said...

>!
AAAAAAAGH!

Last edited at Thu, Apr 23rd, 2015 07:04

>> No. 39806730
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>>39806716
Epic, you're so silly.

You'd also have sex just to cuddle, apparently.
>> No. 39806733
>>39806716
Its ok, its out now, everypony knows you are gay for ponies. No big deal right?~
>> No. 39806735
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>>39806695
>Last edited at Thu, Apr 23, 2015 2:57 PM

<tfw missed original post
>> No. 39806737
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>>39806730
Noooo I just misword what I ment to say.

I wouldn't have sex with a male pony. I'd at least platonically cuddle it.

I just got confused because I wanted to clarify that "To sleep with" doesn't neccisarily mean sex to me as it is often assumed to be.

>>39806735
I usually edit my posts to clear spelling errors or clarify what I mean.

I just did a poor job at clarifying this time.

Last edited at Thu, Apr 23rd, 2015 07:14

>> No. 39806745
>>39806737
It's okay, those of us that have been here a while know you like the ladies or at least Fluttershy. Just stuff like that is why I make sure to reread things several times this early in the morning since my brain isn't on yet.
>> No. 39806748
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>>39806695
Oh. Good to know!
>> No. 39806750
>>39806745
What if...
...it is Fluttershy gone male because of Twilights magic?
>> No. 39806752
>>39806745
I woke up roughly four hours a go. My brain should be awake by now.

Perhaps it never is, just sleeping little brainlumps.
>> No. 39806754
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>>39806750
Well... she is Fluttershy. I haven't given it entire thought.
>> No. 39806760
>>39806547
Whats that ponies name?
>> No. 39806769
>>39806760
That is Sapphire, an OC by DILeak.
He also got a rule 63 version with the same name set in the Fallout Equestria universe.
>> No. 39806772
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>>39806769
I made Fo:E version of Epic!
I doubt anypony will wanna lay with him though.
>> No. 39806777
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>>39806547
>Would you sleep with a pony?
>Even if they are a male?
Especially if!

I mean, what do you take me for, some sort of gay?
>> No. 39806779
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>>39806769
I'll do it..
>> No. 39806786
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39806786
>Would you sleep with a pony?
Real horse? No. But MLP:FIM ponies are sufficiently anthropomorphized for my libido.

>Even if they are a male?
I would not stick it in a pony pooper nor give them head.

>Would you suck a female unicorn's horn?
maybe. if she enjoys it.

Last edited at Thu, Apr 23rd, 2015 08:18

>> No. 39806794
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>>39806786
>Would you suck a female unicorn's horn?
>> No. 39806799
>>39806772
What about another ghoul?
Ghoul Fluttershy?
>> No. 39806803
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39806803
>Would you sleep with a pony?
Depends if I'm a pony too or not.
>Even if they are male?
HAH, GAAAAAY and no.
>> No. 39806808
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39806808
Definitely not. I tend to roll around a lot, I need space. Mondo flies solo.
>> No. 39806836
>>39806808
I'm sorry, I think you mean Mondo lies solo.
>> No. 39806837
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>>39806836

That would be incorrect. I sometimes lie as part of a group.
>> No. 39806928
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>>39806786
>I would not stick it in a pony pooper nor give them head.
But what about if said male did "things" to you? You failed to clarify.
>> No. 39806939
>>39806547

>Would you sleep with a pony?
yes

>Even if they are a male?
yes
>> No. 39806965
>>39806928
I'd suck horse dick
>> No. 39806971
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>>39806939
What form are you, when you're doing this deed of top class bastardization of Celestias' law?
>> No. 39806975
>>39806939
>>39806965
slut
>> No. 39806977
>>39806975
But it tastes like kebab
>> No. 39806979
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>>39806799
I've had stories in mind where Fluttershy survives the centuries without ghoulification and the two live together with the Followers. They love each other dearly but bedroom matters are complicated and perhaps avoided.

If I was a living radiated cadaver and Fluttershy was my beautiful super special somepony I wouldn't want to expect her onto my rotting flesh if it truely disgusted her.

Last edited at Thu, Apr 23rd, 2015 11:01

>> No. 39806980
>>39806977
Hungry slut
>> No. 39806983
>>39806979
You scare the fuck out of me Martin
>> No. 39806984
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>>39806977
I don't care what it tastes like that's disgusting.
>> No. 39806987
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39806987
awww, i sleep with my pony plushies every night c:
>> No. 39806988
>>39806987
Sleep as in sex?
>> No. 39806989
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39806989
i just love plushies so much!! they are the greatest, if you ask me c:
>> No. 39806990
>>39806988
Get away from Moony you sicko.
>> No. 39806991
>>39806989
Unless they have needles inside
>> No. 39806993
>>39806983
My name is not Martin.

>>39806989
I have a teddy dog myself whom I kept since I was 8.
>> No. 39806994
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>>39806991
what plushies do you have?
>> No. 39807002
>>39806994
Fluttershy plushie is good for smuggling drugs?
>> No. 39807006
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39807006
no

especially not if its male

furries these days smh
>> No. 39807008
>>39806993
Ok Martin
>> No. 39807010
>>39807002
Fluttershy plushie is good for snuggling hugs!
>> No. 39807015
>>39807010
Snuggling bugs?
>> No. 39807017
>>39807008
My real name isn't Martin.
I don't know who you have me confused for.

>>39807015
As long as those bed bugs don't bite!

Last edited at Thu, Apr 23rd, 2015 11:16

>> No. 39807018
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39807018
Is this a trick question?
Are we talking about cartoon ponies, plushies or real flesh ponies?
>> No. 39807021
>>39807018
We're talking about real-cartoon fleshies ponies.
>> No. 39807022
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>>39807018
Hmmmmmmm
Flesh ponies
>> No. 39807024
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>>39807021
Not the answer I was looking for.
>> No. 39807028
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>>39807022
>> No. 39807029
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>>39807024
>implying you'd do skittle flavoured colourful horses?
>> No. 39807034
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>>39807029
You say that like most posters here wouldn't...
>> No. 39807038
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39807038
Could you even imagine trying to sleep with a horse.
It'd take up like...3/4 of your bead and you'd be all "horse move"
And the horse would be like "you're the one that asked me to come over"
>> No. 39807043
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>>39807029
That's just one of those weird gray areas. Obviously we know our pony pals are fully sentient and certainly capable to saying no to things they wouldn't want. If there's not some weird social stigma with the ponies about doing things outside their own species, if that's what you two want to do, go for it. You go trying to force yourself on them though, I'll cut you up so bad you wish I didn't cut you up so bad.
^Personally I'm rather content with my boyfriend being more my own size.
>> No. 39807044
>>39807038
And they fart enough to fill up enough balloons for a 5 year olds birthday party.
>> No. 39807046
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It's been a while since I slept with a friend, but I guess I could manage. I'd prefer if I could offer the guest bedroom though.
>> No. 39807055
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>>39807038
>> No. 39807056
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>>39807034
Oh, I thought the absence of a /lewd/ board signified this. heh heh

>>39807038
Hahaha toplel

>>39807043
Woah woah woah I've no interest in interspecies sexual relationships! I'd totally have other relationships though, best friends with Dash, mother to Scootaloo etc

>>39807044
Ewwwwww

>>39807055
hah hah
>> No. 39807063
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>>39807056
>the absence of a /lewd/ board signified this
Just because you're not allowed to share it online it doesn't mean that they don't do it at all. And if the Merger involves /anon/, you may yet to see your /lewd/ reborn...
>> No. 39807065
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39807065
So you would bed wrestle with a pony?
>> No. 39807067
>>39807065

i ain't selling for no vanilla midget pony, brother.
>> No. 39807069
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39807069
no
and especially no, it'd tear me in half
>> No. 39807070
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>>39807069
Why'd he do that? Did you do something to piss him off?
>> No. 39807071
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>>39807067
>>39807069
Respect the poni.
>> No. 39807073
>>39807063
It will involve anon
>> No. 39807075
>>39807069

Is that a mothified pony or a ponified moth?

>>39807073
I kind of missed the whole merger thing
>> No. 39807077
>>39807063
So people with that taste will get their own board?
That's nice.
>> No. 39807078
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>>39807070
i put my wiener in his butt and he got mad

>>39807075
why not both?
>> No. 39807080
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>>39807078
That makes sense, they are very much not for sexual.
He only wanted to share your bed and you went and crossed multiple lines...
>> No. 39807086
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>>39807080
i didn't say it was for sexual
my wiener was just cold and i wanted it warm before i ate it
>> No. 39807088
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>>39807086
i've been out-safe'd, well played.
I'm surprised you didn't warm it up yourself, though.
>> No. 39807090
>>39807086
ha!
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>>39807077
>> No. 39807092
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>>39807088
it was cold and hard, yugo
i like soft wieners

you know this
>> No. 39807095
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>>39807092
But inside you is warm and damp, you should know this too, it is biology 101.
So next time, think. "Is it okay to put this wiener in somebody, if I'm not okay with putting it in myself?"
>> No. 39807096
>>39807078
Because I love ponies but I hate moths
>> No. 39807100
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>>39807091
You guys sure will have lots of content to share there.
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>>39807095
i refuse

>>39807096
..i don't like you now
moth a cute
>> No. 39807102
Would moth pony eat your clothes?
Would you mind if she did that?
>> No. 39807104
>>39807102
Uhhh..
>> No. 39807105
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39807105
What kind of questions are these.
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>>39807104
hide the wool, the moth's in town.
>> No. 39807111
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>>39807100
For a demo head on in to /anon/ and turn on the mature content to see what we usually do. I'd link you one but I don't think that would be legal here.

>>39807101
But they ruin my clothes




And the bodies of my dead girlfriends....
>> No. 39807112
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>>39807105
The kinds that test your hospitality and friendmaking skills.
>> No. 39807114
>>39807111
I'll be honest. I don't look at porn. Not my kind of thing.
>> No. 39807115
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>>39807112
I wouldn't just sleep in the same bed as a random pony, mare or stallion. That's weird.
>> No. 39807117
>>39807115
Not even Twilight?
>> No. 39807120
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>>39807115
What if he/she is in need of a place to stay, and you only have one bed?
Maybe their parent threw them out...
>> No. 39807124
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>>39807115
How about a specific pony?
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>>39807117
Y'know I specified "random", right?

>>39807120
I have a couch. Several couches. Castle's full of couches. And at least one other bedroom, I'd expect. Still haven't found my way around the whole place.
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>>39807115
How about a specific pony?
>> No. 39807129
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>>39807126
This guy...
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>>39807124
>>39807127
Covered that, I thought. There is but one.

>>39807129
Loopholes! I found one!
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>>39807132
Who is this, one?
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>>39807132
Oh~
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>>39807065
No one ever mentioned any of that.
I'll bury every single one of them.
>> No. 39807138
>>39807135
They never had a chance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
>> No. 39807140
>>39807133
You already mentioned her.

>>39807134
Yup.
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>>39807140
Good taste.
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>>39807138
I've been studying every Hulk Hogan match since last summer.
The ponies will all fall to my atomic leg drop.
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>>39807155
You can beat the New pony order.
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>>39807160
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>>39807174
There is nothing lewd here.
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>>39807179
>> No. 39807183
...Ehm non sexually? I suppose if it's really cold and it stays atop the blankets and doesn't do nasty shit.

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>>39807180
Just you wait until I'll have my own art.
~hohoho!

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>> No. 39807190
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>>39806547
If it was Sonata then p0robably yes~
Ewwww that's GHAY !
>> No. 39807193
>>39807190
Exactly, being gay is disgusting.
>> No. 39807194
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>>39807190
Are you sure about that?
>> No. 39807196
>>39807193
I heard that they lick the anus like ice cream, and that they also eat the poo poo
>> No. 39807197
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>>39807193
It's ewww for me but if there are 2 ghay then it's okey I guess...

>>39807194
hmm yes
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>>39807196
I can't believe I can post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSuJ-3dBXGA

>>39807197
I heard she likes tacos.
You'll stuff them tacos for her?
>> No. 39807207
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>>39807201
Yes, I would stuff it with a really neat stuff.
Also i would eat her tacos too :3
>> No. 39807209
>>39807196
Gay people are disgusting.
>> No. 39807215
>>39807201
That's one of the best YT poops I've ever seen, who knew people could put effort into them?

>>39807209
Yeah, you should write a letter to your congressman with photos of their vile acts attached to it.
>> No. 39807216
>>39807207
Exchanging a hot dog for a taco.
Sounds reasonable to me.

Too bad I gotta go to bed.
>> No. 39807217
>>39807215
Oh I will.
>> No. 39807218
>>39807215
The old days.
Good old days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvbyQgRSta4
>> No. 39807222
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39807222
what about huge green bugs?
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>>39807222
I'm fine with that.
Of course only if big bug is friendly.
>> No. 39807227
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>>39807226
It wants to suck your love. Is that considered friendly?
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>>39807227
If not the grimdark comic way...
Sure, thing.

But I reckon she would be bigger than me so she would cuddle me like a teddy bear or something.
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>>39807216
Exactly :3 though my hot-dog comes with very juice sauce :P she it's even better for her!

Good nighten
>> No. 39807238
>>39807235
Good nighten?

In America we say goodnight.
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>>39807233
What grim dark comic?
>> No. 39807243
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>>39807242
The IDW one.

I prefer my Changelling Queen cuddly and lovely not soul sucking.

/ gone to bed for realsies
>> No. 39807244
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Honestly I see ponies as nonsexual. The humanized versions are different, but I would only sleep with one platonically, since they'd be fuzzy and warm.
>> No. 39807245
>>39807238
Good nighten sounds like good nights but middle agesey. Kinda like saying housen, the way pluralization worked when our language had less french influence.
>> No. 39807246
>>39807245

...That sounds almost dutch.

As in it's pretty much the literal way pluralisation works in dutch... and german too i think, currently not the clearest of minds and memory.

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>> No. 39807250
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What the hayis wrong with you horsefuckers?
and maybe
>> No. 39807252
>>39807246
Somepony into languages explained why pluralization is so weird in shakespeare. That was a transition period between old and modern english. So the pluralization is kinda bizarre since older words were keeping the original germanic style pluralization while words that were pronounced in a more "french" way had the hip new in vogue, adding s to the ends of things.
Off hand examples would be things like the plural of ox is still oxen or child is children being sorta vestiges of when everything was pluralized that way.
>> No. 39807255
nah
>> No. 39807256
>>39807252

Neat, dutch just uses both styles... aswell as some even older idiotic legacy words, just like english has "mice" and the like.

I should pay attention to that in Shakespeare sometime though, it sounds pretty interesting.

...Also i don't think i properly realised just how romanic english is then, and that despite many germans / dutch / etc. having literal roman last names.

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>> No. 39807266
>>39807256
Shakespeare is something, english linguists always love him since his time period was when english really shifted away from other germanic languages to have a heavier roman influence. Looked it up, apparently "es" goes to the languages origin while " 's " was ported and "en" was originally used for words ending with s. Seems complicated to me.
Old english is odd though. Off hand, things would be pronounced like.
Miri it is while summer ilast, with fugheles son. Oc nu neheth windes blast and weder strong. Ei, ei! What this night is long.

But hearing that sung, things like night is pronounced "nicht" with a sorta "sh" sound and the w sounds more like a v.
>> No. 39807269
>>39807266

...Strange, seems to me dutch has changed less then, sure the letters have changed and words go in and out of fashion but if ya look past that and figure out how to simplify what was written into what i'm used to nowadays it's pretty much exactly the same... though our sounds seem to have gotten harsher, i suspect Yiddish is to blame for that though i don't mind it.
>> No. 39807282
>>39807269
From what I can tell, english is divided into three periods for pretty good reasons. Old english sounds like german and english had a baby and while I can kinda read it, I can barely understand it when spoken. Middle english approximates english though the accent is really bizarre. The pilgrims wouldn't be intelligible to modern americans, that sorta thing. Though that's partly because they had a very heavy dutch accent to their english.
>> No. 39807285
>>39807282

Hmm, would explain why some brits basically sound dutch when they're drunk.

Here in the horn of Holland / West Frisia it's a common joke that if ya want to teach scotsman dutch ya just get him drunk.
>> No. 39807293
>>39807285
It's funny, the pilgrims were immigrating from the netherlands where they had fled england to. A big motivation for going to America was the fear that their children wouldn't have an english cultural identity.
>> No. 39807294
>>39807293

Well to be fair the core region of dutch is one of the most unchanging ones in terms of language in all of Europe, we've some of the oldest words supposedly.

So it's not strange to be afraid to lose your identity to somepony who's not known to give an inch in to you.
(and you know, that despite having been conquered for ~1500 years of the past 2000?)
(...okay maybe not 1500, there were some pretty damn dutch little and big thingies before the republic was founded)

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>> No. 39807335
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>>39807282

Although they're often called Pennsylvania Dutch the Amish are actually German and they speak a 19th century German or Swiss-German dialect amongst themselves. If you're interested in evolution of dialects that might be something to look into.
>> No. 39807340
>>39807335

Rheinlandish german yes, though that isn't so different from what you know as dutch which might've added to the confusion.
>> No. 39807378
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>>39807340

Americans just don't know the difference between "Deutsch" and "Dutch" Though to be fair the difference is kinda fuzzy. even moreso back in the day.

The Amish movement stems from Swiss and Alsace Anabaptists.
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>>39806928
I realized that in hindsight. Straight male here, clear enough?

Dat hornplay question though. It's worthy of another thread in itself.


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