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39807866 No. 39807866
>tfw king of manlets

I want to die.
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>> No. 39807867
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>5'8"
>> No. 39807871
My liege. Your word is my command.
>> No. 39807873
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>>39807867
>tfw also 5'8
We gonna make it through this brother.
fun fact. My research leads me to believe that Audrii is the only non-manlet on ponychan.
>> No. 39807881
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At least I'm cute.
>> No. 39807884
roflmao all dese manlets on my ponychan

>>39807873
>5'8"
lol u liek 5'6"
>> No. 39807885
Two...more...inches!
>> No. 39807886
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>>39807866
OP, you're still a big guy where it counts.

Also, that chart is fucked. The average height of American males aged 20-29 years old is 176.3 cm (5 ft 9.5 in). Source: Wikipedia

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>> No. 39807890
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>>39807884
>tfw can't lie about my height on the internet anymore
>> No. 39807895
>>39807886
lol typical manlet, stop trying to pretend the rest of us are as short as you lol

>>39807890
i actually have no idea how tall u r besides about the same
>> No. 39807901
>>39807895
I just know, I'm almost exactly the same height cage is. We could probably wear the same clothes and stuff.
>> No. 39807905
>>39807901
>We could probably wear the same clothes and stuff.
Maybe if you wanted to write a research paper on the cringiest of /fa/.
>> No. 39807911
>>39807905
He made a good case for drop crotch being super comfy though.
>> No. 39807915
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>>39807866
Im 6'1

So close
>> No. 39807916
>>39807901
wow that means we could have shared clothes, u cud have been a qt gril and i culd have been subway cosplay
>> No. 39807917
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I'm 6'1'' so I guess I'm right on the edge. Fortunately most of my real life friends are short Latinos, so relatively I should still be in pretty good shape. Also, the chart is clearly fucked because I've never been considered anything but tall my entire life.

>>39807886
Typical. You're just like those people who claim the average sized big macintosh is 5½ inches instead of 8 inches to make yourself feel better. hahaha
>> No. 39807918
>>39807915
>lanklets posting in a normal size person thread
LANKLETS GET OUT
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE KNEE AND BACK PROBLEMS
I BET YOUR POSTURE IS TERRIBLE
>> No. 39807921
>>39807915
>>39807917
I BET UR FAT GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> No. 39807923
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>>39807916
>tfw you will never be the qt grill
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>>39807915
>>39807917
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>>39807921
Im 180 pounds. Is that considered to be fat?
>> No. 39807928
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What in God's name is going on in this thread?
>> No. 39807933
>>39807924
Don't let those lanklets bully you brother. When they have knee and back problems in old age, we'll see who's laughing!
>> No. 39807934
>>39807923
lol its cuz ur 2 short roflmao

>>39807926
medically its considered obese
>> No. 39807935
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>>39807926
Nevermind, I just looked it up and Im not fat.
>> No. 39807939
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>>39807933

> knee problems
> old age

Ha, joke's on you! I'm already starting physical therapy because my knees hurt constantly.

Shows how much you manlets know.
>> No. 39807940
>>39807926
Then your BMI is 23.7 kg / m^2, so no, you're not overweight.

https://www.google.com/search?q=180+lbs+%2F+%286+ft+%2B+1+in%29^2
>> No. 39807945
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>>39807939
My knees used to hurt before I started squatting.
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>>39807945

Squatting has helped in the past when I did P90. P90X doesn't have nearly as much squatting, though, and plyo day wrecks the knees. Trying to figure out a way to do intense exercise with lots of squats that doesn't require a gym membership.
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>>39807945
My knee used to not hurt but then I took an arrow to the knee
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>>39807950
You could squat on my face bby.
>> No. 39807957
>>39807951
Nice.
>> No. 39807965
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>>39807918
I do have terrible posture.

>>39807921
I'm 190, which seems to be right on the edge of healthy and overweight according to the BMI. In my opinion, I'm just slightly on the chubby side, but I don't think anypony would call me fat. I could probably stand to lose 15-20 pounds or so to be ideally waited. Fortunately 15-20 pounds distributes fairly well on a 6'1'' frame.

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>> No. 39807992
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>>39807866
get with the times anon, we had this thread last month
>> No. 39807994
>>39807992
I get the feeling some people lied about their heights.
>> No. 39807995
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>>39807992
Jesus Christ, is Mondo a Giraffe?
>> No. 39807996
>>39807992
bruh fix ur axises u cant even tell wut height ppls r
>> No. 39807998
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>Women who use tallness as a measure of a man.
Well, at least karma will come to bite them in the wahaHA! when they're trying to push out his tall brood.
>> No. 39808001
>>39807998
https://birthrape.wordpress.com/
you mean the patriarchy will
>> No. 39808003
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The fundamental flaw with this whole line of reasoning is that the sexiest man on Earth is 4'5''.
>> No. 39808004
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>>39807995
i think Mondo was being silly... c: the tallest person alive is 8.1, and i think that chart has him well over 9 feet.
>> No. 39808008
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...i did wish to say... i do not think it is bad at all to be less than 5'10... or taller than 6'6, for that matter.

being shorter or taller doesn't make a person handsome or not :c i have not heard of what is called "Manlet," but that seems sort of like a silly thing to think about... it will only hurt people's feelings

Seth Green is only 5'3... and he is quite handsome c:

Mark Wahlberg is 5'8!

gosh, Tom Cruise is 5'7!

...so, i hope you will not feel like being 5'8... or 5'2, even... is so bad. because, you are not how tall you are c: you are wonderful... just the way you are.
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>>39808001
Apparently customer service has a place in the maturnity ward even when the mom is apparently so whiny the staff have to slap her to get the baby delivered safely.
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>>39808056
My guess is the reason all of those examples are rich is because most famous people are rich, and Moony had to use famous examples because they're the only ones you would both know. Tom Cruise and Seth Green were still good-looking before they were rich. Mark Wahlberg - meh.
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>even girls are this tall now

Ask NOT why you're not as tall as the girls, as why the girls are this damn tall now!
What are they putting in our water?! If this keeps up the size ratio between the sexes will spiral out of control and humanity will become extinct!
>> No. 39808067
>>39807866

awesome - according to this chart, im the perfect size
>> No. 39808068
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I'm around 185-190 cm.
How much is that in inches and foots?

am I small?
>> No. 39808069
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6' 3" master race.
>> No. 39808076
>>39808068

it's like 6'1" - 6'3"
>> No. 39808088
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Wolverine is 5'3".
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>>39808073

Obviously Spiderman is fucking all our women, dirtying the gene pool with all of his filthy spider genes.

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>>39808076
So I'm perfect size?
yay
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>>39808088
see? c: and he is one of the most handsome, i would think

>>39808060
>>39808056
chuck has it right, i think...
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>5'5"
>not even on the list
Does that make me a god?
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>>39808104
i think it makes you the greatest zeke roa, ever ♥
>> No. 39808111
>>39808104
The God of Manlets
>> No. 39808113
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...goodnight ponies...


no matter what height... i think you are all wonderful ♥
>> No. 39808114
>>39808113
Goodnight moony
>> No. 39808117
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Is this chart for body hight or dick length?
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>>39807866
>mon visage quand 16 and about 6"0

HUE GET ON MUH LVL SKRUBS!
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>perfect male height
>tfw not drowning in wet pussy
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>>39808106

In the comics he's not even close to that height.

>>39808113

G'night, Moony! Sweet dreams c:
>> No. 39808145
>>39808107
<3

>>39808111
Is that a good thing?

>>39808118
fuk u ;_;

>>39808119
With how big her breasts are, her back must be in pretty bad shape.
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>>39808145
She is not real, shuddufuggup midget.
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>>39808158
no u
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>>39808163
STOP OPPRESSING 2D CHARACTERS WITH YOUR BUMFUCK 3DPD STANDARDS
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>>39808145
I'm sorry :C, i will probably grow a bit more then shrink if it makes you feel better C:.
>>39808158
Midgets can be a rarity you know, he is kinda special for being that tall c:.
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>>39808169
Oh I bet you think he's REEEAL special. Well, if you like him so much WHY DONT YOU MARRY HIM?
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>>39808172
Because I'm not in a relationship with him ;~; (and I'm not gay.)
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>>39808147
Nah. You don't get a whole lot of selection as far a height goes when you're looking for actors who match a specific roll. They take what they can get, even if they have to have actors standing on boxes or crouched down on their knees or 10 feet away from the other actors at all times. I'm not the biggest comic book guy, but if comic book Wolverine is that height then that's the height regular Wolverine is.
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>>39808174
Not being gay is soooo gay.
>> No. 39808177
>>39808145
I'd rather be a God of Manlets than normal
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>>39808175
I've heard of all kinds of crazy things they would do make Tom Cruise look taller than he is.
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>>39808176
Um ok, sorry.....
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>>39808180
Good. Never take the side of one who is trying to apply real life physics to my beautiful 2D characters.
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>>39808182
ok ;~;......
>> No. 39808192
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I started watching The mentally abridged series thinking Fluttershy would be like in rainbow dash presents.


I was sorely dissapointed.
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>>39808179
Yeah, sometimes it's a really low priority so they don't bother trying.
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>>39808169
But I'll still be short ;_;

>>39808172
>>39808176
>>39808182
STOP OPPRESSING ME!!!! CHECK YOUR TALL PRIVELAGE!!!!!
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>>39807866
Perefct male start with 6'2 cm... wut
Average male height is 5'8-5'9 ...

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>>39808192
Yeah, I miss rainbow dash presents... I wish they would release a new episode ;~;..
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>>39808195
You oppressed my waifu first! Take it back!
>> No. 39808201
>>39808199
maker moved on to other things
>> No. 39808202
>>39808198
>Average male height is 5'8-5'9 ...
things manlets say
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>>39808195
But your special because of that, sometimes i WISH i was that short because now i am too big to fit in places i usually could.....
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>>39808198
Over here we have growth hormones in the food so we're all giants among men.
>> No. 39808206
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weren't they supposed to do one based on equestria girls? I still haven't been able to find it
>> No. 39808211
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weren't they supposed to do one based on equestria girls? I still haven't been able to find it
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>>39808206
Yeah I'm pretty sure they were, either it is taking a LOONNNG time to make or they just forgot about it.
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>>39808203
But there are lots of places I can't reach because I'm short
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I can't take OP seriously as it uses some weird system of measuring height.

We're not living in medieval times! Use SI units dammit!
>> No. 39808216
>>39808214
Thats when you get something to grab it.... Being big complicates things...
>> No. 39808217
>>39808215
Daily reminder that using a decimal system makes simple calculations harder
>> No. 39808220
>>39808215
Erm what are SI units :0?
>> No. 39808221
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I haven't measured myself in a long time, so fuck if I know what the fuck I am
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>>39808202
More like science but... who I tell that lol

>>39808204
Kind scary.
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>>39808217
What?! How so?

>>39808220
Le Système international d'unités
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_System_of_Units
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>>39808216
It's not that simple
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>>39808222
Sometimes it makes people a little chunky and irritable, but really when you think about it that isn't so bad.
>> No. 39808227
>>39808224
It doesn't divide evenly for small numbers. 10/3 is repeating 3s. 10/4 is 2.5.

With a system thst has base 60 for example you can cover all divisions between 1-6 and their multiples more easily. The SIs cohesion is cool, which is why its here.
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>>39808226

also, it gives girls giant breasts at like 12.
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>>39808227
That's true. If we could reinvent our number system, it would have been better to make it base 12 instead of base 10. That way, we can get all of the benefits of the metric system and the traditional system with calculations and measurements.
>> No. 39808237
>>39808235
I agree. Its intuitive to count in tens though. Fingers and toes so I see the appeal
>> No. 39808244
>>39808235
>>39808237

Wouldn't we have to have different names for our numbers too though? Like 10, 11, and 12 would need a new name.
>> No. 39808245
>>39808244
well 10 an 11 would at least, 12 would be 10
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>>39808229
This is an acceptable price for creating a race of giant mutant men.

>>39808224
>>39808227
>>39808235
I'm a fan of base 60.
>> No. 39808253
>>39808227
Given the way the metric system works, this really isn't a problem.

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>> No. 39808257
>>39808244
>>39808245
Let's get this on our tumblr agenda, tumblrs love to invent new words
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>>39808250
>I'm a fan of base 60.
Base 60 would be better in theory, but can you imagine trying to learn your base 60 multiplication table? Instead of having 55 multiplications to learn, you'd have to learn 1860. Almost nobody would be able to multiply anything without a calculator.
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>>39808276
That's why you just learn the primes.
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>>39808278
I don't know that that would solve the problem. For example, I know that 7 times 7 is 49 and 13 times 13 is 169, but I would really have to think about what 91 (7 x 13) times 91 is.


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