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39807882 No. 39807882
>Made an OkCupid account
>Spent 20 minutes trying to take a good picture
>Can't bring myself to message any of my "matches"

I tried so hard, and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matters
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>> No. 39807887
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39807887
Just ask them for feet pics. It works almost every time.
>> No. 39807893
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>>39807882
Fill out all your essay with Baneposting. Then try to write a message that sneakily incorporates as many Bane quotes as you can.
>> No. 39807894
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Use these, then post results. Its the only reason to have an OkCupid.

>>39807893
This is also a good idea.
>> No. 39807897
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Do what I do. I get hammered. Like really fucking hammered. Then I message a bunch of people. Then a week later, I see that somepony messaged me back. And I never message them.
The key is, I need to get really fucking drunk more often if I'm going to do online dating. It might work for you though.
>> No. 39807899
>>39807893
>>39807894
aww man these are both good ideas

i gotta do something with mine i just shitposted at algol
>> No. 39808116
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>>39807882

you're on the wrong site, pony

you should be here:
http://www.bronymate.com/
>> No. 39808121
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I'm sure that BigBertha108 is a nice girl.
Message her, dog.

Last edited at Thu, Apr 23rd, 2015 22:35

>> No. 39808135
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I messaged a dozen or so people over the course of a few months.
nobody responded.
fuck okcupid, man. Fucking high standard stuck up bitchfucks, I tell you.
I'm not mad at girls rejecting me or anything
;~~~;
>> No. 39808137
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>>39808116
That is the absolute shittiest most blatant money thief of a site ever, and you are a slightly more horrible person just for suggesting it to somebody. Hope you are happy.
>> No. 39808140
>>39808135

have you tried http://www.bronymate.com/

i want to try it sometime...
>> No. 39808143
>>39808137
I mean, bronies don't want to date each other they want to date cartoon ponies, so it doesn't seem like it'd work as a site
>> No. 39808148
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>>39808143
Not only that, you have to pay dosh to even send messages to people. What the fuck is the site good for if you can't even send messages without paying? "Free" my ugly buttcheeks.
>> No. 39808167
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39808167
Drink something to break the anxiety.
>> No. 39808171
>>39808143

we could date our cartoon ponies together - it could be fun!
>> No. 39808173
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>>39808143
You can always try to find lyra.

>dating cartoon pony
Would be cool but how would I explain my family.
And it would sure give me weird looks on the street.

hue
>> No. 39808178
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>>39808148

"Can I send messages to other members for free?"

>for free

"Yes, you can. There are no limits to the number of messages you can send.

Why can't I read my messages?
You must subscribe to read messages."

>There are no limits to the number of messages you can send [to other members]
>>no limits
>[Other members] must subscribe to read [messages sent to them by other members]

>mon visage quand

Last edited at Thu, Apr 23rd, 2015 22:56

>> No. 39808181
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>>39808178
Same difference. In any case, you have to pay to properly communicate with people. I don't remember the details much.
So you see, it's merely a trick to get people to make account thinking they can use it for free, and then use their weak will to make them pay for an account since they're already in the site! ITS SHIT.
>> No. 39808183
>>39808181

but it has ponies on it... ponies r good... therefore, site must be good!
>> No. 39808184
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>>39808183
Ah, I see how it is. You're pretty much the kind of person that is an ideal target for that website. Foolish man.
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>>39808184
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>>39808184
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>>39807882
Well I tried that internet date site once and I message some of my matches.... got only like 3 replay and they stoped replay after that one
>> No. 39808208
>>39808135
stalkmode engaged
>> No. 39808209
>>39808205

try n00dz
>> No. 39808219
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>>39808209
Ummm then I wouldn't get even those few replay...
I am not too pretty you know >_>
Also you wish :P
>> No. 39808231
man, i never had the balls to make an okaycupid account.

when i lose this shitty weight i should nut up and make one.
>> No. 39808238
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>>39807882
Why the fuck would you use a site that's actually for dating when there's Ponychan?
>> No. 39808246
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>>39808238
>tfw no qt ponychan gf
why even live
>> No. 39808256
>>39808231
I HAVE GREAT PICTURES OF YOU BEING ARTSY AND THOUGHTFUL WITH NATURE FOR YOU TO USE AS UR PROFILE

>>39808238
straight people need love too
>> No. 39808258
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>>39808246
>no pony to cuddle
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>>39808246
>tfw I've half purposely fucked that up twice now
>> No. 39808266
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>tfw no GF

One of these days
>> No. 39808287
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>>39808258
Cuddling? what's that

>>39808263
Wut?
>> No. 39808300
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>>39808287
Abusing the expectations of pony to use her as a warm pillow.

eh, I should build some relationships irl one day.
While I am no too interested my time is running out.
haha
>> No. 39808314
OP is a skeleton that is upset he has nobody.

Last edited at Fri, Apr 24th, 2015 00:37

>> No. 39808316
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>>39808300
Sound like fun

Well you better do that or you will end like me...
>> No. 39808319
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>>39808316
Yeah. Eh' real people stuff is simply depressing.
I don't have experience.


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