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441043 No. 441043
#Canon: Pawns of Chaos #DiscussionOnly #Sign-up #All hail the glow cloud. #Residents of Night vale and their dogs are not allowed in the Dog Park.

Welcome newcomers, new listeners, new....meat. Welcome to Pawns of Chaos. We have some rules here and you should read them. But don't worry, you are being monitered, and your actions have been noted. Please be sure to speak and act with exaggeration for the surveillance techs have reported that they have gotten bored listening to your boring conversations.

1.Do not use Spoilers, They are just little black blocks that break the flow of a thread very violently.
2.We have a strange rolling system that works something like this. Say you are attacking an enemy, and roll a 4. This sadly means you missed and opened yourself up to attack. But if you had rolled say, a 16, then you would have hit and the DM of the Thread would determine the damage done. Now to discuss then critical success and critical failure. Critical success, or otherwise known as a 20. This would mean you did so great that something magical happens. You decapitate the enemy in one swing and your actions go down in history as folk lore and songs. You manage to fool the guard into thinking you are returning from a large party and forgot when your shift started. You managed to avoid detection by the palaces best guards and made it into the vault. These are all critical successes. Now the Critical Failures. You swung so hard, your sword flies out of your hands and stabs your friend in the shoulder. You some how failed to see the large beast charging at you and are surprised when it slashes at you. You are caught in the act of stealing and have everything taken from you. These are Critical failures or when you roll a 1.
3. We have a strange group of characters, so no matter how odd your character may seem, it will most likely fit in fine.
4. Our group uses races and groups from a multitude of different IP's. These can range from Warcraft to Warhammer 40K. Mortal Kombat to Homestuck.

Good, I assume you read those rules so you should have some idea of what's going on, but I must give one last word of advice... Be wary my friend, because here... THAR BE DRAGONS!

And now, The Weather
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CXiB5n883I
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>>449951
Christ you're acting like a right dick today. Someone shit in you cereal? So what if he adds a strong female character. If that's all he does then thank fucking Christ, other directors would have torn apart the Hobbit and ruined it.
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>>449952

I wouldn't have a problem with it if it weren't for Peter Jackson's track record of not fucking doing shit like this.

On top of that, it's not as if he's doing it because he thought its a good idea, he's doing it because some radicals said the movie was sexist.

I suppose you'd support randomly throwing women into the intro sequence of Saving Private Ryan so long as they were "Strong female characters"?

The point is that this shouldn't be necessary, especially in the context of the story considering it was written based of European folklore and fantasy.
This character was not needed, and doesn't provide a significant enhancement to the story. She's simply a device to pacify butthurt feminazis in the media, who have no clue what they are talking about.

That is the issue I have with this.

Not because its a woman, but because its pandering towards an audience that knows nothing of the subject matter but is upset about it.
>> No. 449956
>>449953
Bloody hell Darth, at least the director is taking the fan(s?) input (even though it's stupid as shit) into consideration! Yeah, adding an OC is a bit idiotic, but it's better then him throwing in 5 new characters, and taking out 5 of the original ones. If you're going to talk about how a director sucks, because he doesn't want shitty feminists to start a hate war against him (because we all that's what some females do) then do so somewhere else. I was celebration the return of the damn prophet until this showed up.
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>>449956
Sorry about the grammar mistakes, but I had around 5 minutes to type that.
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>>449956

I never said he sucks, I find Peter Jackson to be a great director.
I'm just extremely disappointed that he'd do something like this.

The point is that as you said it's idiotic.
And if someone's criticism of a movie based of a book from the thirties is simply that "Hurr there's no stronk woman." Then I find it a bit hard to believe that they actually know what they're talking about, especially in the case of The Hobbit.
>> No. 450018
>>450013
I suppose I see the point you're making here, I just find it ridiculous that you're complaining about the Hobbit on a website made for ponies...

But then again, this is an actual website for ponies, so you can open your mouth trap all you like here. But truthfully, that sort of comment belongs in /chat/, or some shit like that. Anywho, I'm off to see the movie we're discussing here!
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college is taking away my time and I am completely lost as to what is going on right now, apparently asma left?
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>>450107
Yep that about sums up all of our lives at this point. Ain't college just the fucking life?
>> No. 450119
>>450114

Hahaha finals more like BYEnals -skateboards out of the classroom window-
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>>450114

I've spent the last month and a half rebuilding ROM sets from scratch.

So...
Many...
Circuit boards...

I do not wish ROM dumping upon anyone.
>> No. 450122
>>450121
>>450119
So are we just not going to talk about the fact that Grindel's leg was ripped off in the thread or post in the thread or what?
>> No. 450129
>>450122
nope
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My wonderful friend Morari reminded me, I have shit to do here. So lets do that shit.
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>>450132

All right!
>> No. 450134
>>450133

Not even going to lie. I'm not sure how to react to that image.
>> No. 450144
>>450134
The solution here is pandamonium
>> No. 450146
>>450122

I am very much behind and I have no idea how to jump back in
>> No. 450148
>>450146
probably a reaction to the air elemental raid... everything else seems to be morari wandering off and running into tater 2.0
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Here's to hoping we get back in the swing of things!
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>>451306
Why are you always so mean to me?! D;
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>>451345
You know what you did.
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>>451346
But I told you! I couldn't get the door to the bathroom open, and the sink was the only other option!!!!
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>>451347
YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST HELPED CLEAN UP THE MESS!
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>>451352
I tried! I just made it worse! What did you want me to do, keep smearing it all over the faucet?! EW!
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Look look! I got it working!
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So. I feel bad. I forgot this was a thing while I was all wrapped up in my own work, school work, and other things. And I feel bad. Because I forgot about what the hell I was doing. So yeah. I'm not dead. Or wounded. Or really anything more than busy and forgetful. So in the mean time, have a picture of some Giant Isopods. They have an adorable face, and an adorable desire to consume the souls of the innocent. Aren't they just the greatest?
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>>452286

Don't be sorry, we've all got our own shit to do.

Speaking of Isopods...
>> No. 452748
>>452706
Indeed, Indeed.
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>Facebook bought Oculus
>John Carmack is now a Facebook employee
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I miss you guys...
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>>455610
Shit man, you're still here? I think Pawns is finally dead....you doin okay man?
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>>455614

I'm doing pretty good. Just stopped by, hadn't spoken to anyone in a while and figured I'd try for a response.

I have to say, it's sad to see this thread here, floating around in limbo, in autosage, but not sinking. Buts it's nice to see that some one's still alive. How're you doing?
>> No. 455618
>>455616
Pretty good, Thought the thread would have vanished by now...Are you okay? Asma seemed to think you were in bad shape
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>>455618

Oh no, I'm fine. I just had a moment where I was thinking about PoC, and realised how long it had been since I spoke to anyone.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DiWxcilWtU

There used to be a place here, where all would mix in a chaotic world of magical candy horses and horrific abominations...Now that world is only a dusty memory. But when they rise from the dead and dance around the fires once more, I'll save you all a seat at the bar, and a shot of whatever gutrot they're serving.
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>>455754

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu-fKQuNWDI

Looking back on it all, I can honestly say there wasn't any other way I would have rather spent my time than with you guys, though if there's anything I regret it's that we didn't get to end with a bang. But I suppose there's something poetic about going with the whimper.

I wish all of you the best, wherever you go, in whatever you do. Whether we meet again someday or not.

And just as a precaution, for anyone who might see this and wouldn't mind a chat. You can always reach me at one of the following
Email: [email protected]
Skype: darth_tater12
Steam: steamcommunity.com/id/lordofevilpotatos

Godspeed my friends.
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Ah hell I miss you guys. Zuri, Grin, Darth, Twi and Van. I miss the good times we had and the bad. I dunno if it's the booze talking, but I came back here looking for something and all I found is a hole that I wish wasn't there. Is like coming back to your childhood playground after 30 years and seeing it left there to rot, all ramshackle and shit and seeing the ghosts of all the friends you made and the games you played. Fuck. Went and brought myself to misty eyed.
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