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38890650 No. 38890650
#Open #Fresh start #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Power Limit #Semi-serious #Crazy #Violence only if agreed on
Power limit: Nothing more powerful than Raggedy and Billyfish, preferably nothing more powerful than the Princesses.


Somewhere in the less snobby part of Canterlot, a small and unassuming lemonade stand - just a few planks hammered together into a counter and a few stools before it, really - exists, ran by a short, pale yellow mare and what appears to be a ragged pony plushie.

Things, of course, are not as they seem...


We DO NOT offer underpriced VooDeeDoo, DO NOT ask between 9PM-9AM, reasonably priced cookies sold separately.
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>> No. 38890670
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>Someone left a tiny, handsized, plush pony doll on the stand.

>The little thing seems to be looking at ponies passing by with her wooden eye-buttons.
>> No. 38890681
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>The short, pale yellow mare behind the sad joke of a counter observed passing ponies lazily.
Welp, Raggsy, sure ain' much o' them custom'rs t'day...
>> No. 38890684
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>>38890681
>>38890684
>the tiny plush doll remained motionless as a unicorn filly appeared in the vicinity of the stand.
>> No. 38890713
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>>38890684
Howdy, sugarcube. Care fer sumthin' ta drink 'ere?
>> No. 38890790
>>38890706
>Sweetie stares at the tiny plushie pony, smiling

>>38890713
I require one lomonade, please.
>> No. 38890796
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>>38890790
Sure do, sugarcube.

>The mare smiled and poured a glass of fresh lemonade...

>...out of her ear. What?
There ya go! Hope ya like it!
>> No. 38890823
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>>38890790
>>38890796
>As the wind blows the tiny doll trips forward, nose-first.
Squeak!

>She made a silly squeaky sound.
>> No. 38890824
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>A large brown earth pony hops by the stands, in a second he hops back and stares at the stand


IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'D Like your largest lemonade pretty please
>> No. 38890830
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>A black puddle of fire makes it's way to the counter before forming into a colt.
One Lemonade, please.
>> No. 38890834
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>>38890796
>Sweetie belle gawks at this for a moment.
How were you able to do that?
>> No. 38890839
>>38890830
>AAAAAAND then tag broken :D
>> No. 38890840
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>A black puddle of fire makes it's way to the counter before forming into a colt.
One Lemonade, please.
>> No. 38890861
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Squeak?
>A upturned pony-plushie appears to be looking at the customers.
>> No. 38890866
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>>38890824
>>38890861
....

>Dom gives the plushie a poke
>> No. 38890870
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>>38890866
Squeee-ak!
>The plushie makes a squeaky sound!
>> No. 38890880
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>>38890830
>>38890824
Sure, sure, sugarcubes, gimme a moment.

>The mare placed two glasses on the "counter" and lemonade appeared in it out of nowhere.
There ya go, yew two. Don'cha choke on it! ~♥

>>38890834
Ta do wha'?
>> No. 38890897
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>>38890870
....

This must be that thing that is at the front counter to grab the cashiers attention....but aren't those bells....?

>He shrugs and pokes it again

>>38890880
Whoa....fancy

>He starts to drink the drink quickly
>> No. 38890905
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>>38890897
Squeeee-aaaaaak!
>The doll squeaks again. She's probably a bit unhappy at all that rough manhandling.
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>>38890897
'Ey, ya stop molestin' Raggedy!
>> No. 38890930
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>>38890905
>>38890924
>Dom blinks at Billy, then the doll

.....

It's a.....doll with a squeaker though....

>He said poking it one more time
>> No. 38890934
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>>38890924
>>38890930
Squeeeeeee-aaaaaaak!
>The doll with a squeaker made another squeaky sound!
>> No. 38890935
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>>38890880
>Sweetie observed again as the lemonade appeared from strange places unknown.
Nevermind...

>She then sipped her lemonade and eyed the plushie.
>> No. 38890937
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>>38890930
Yer sexualleh frustrated or sumthin'?

Wha's yer name, molester?
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>>38890880
>Wharrg drinks on it with joy.
Not bad.
>> No. 38890950
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>>38890934
>>38890937
It's....a plushie....

>He shakes his head

My names Dom the bear, it's nice to meet you
>> No. 38890952
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>>38890935
>The mare smiled.
Ya like th' lemonade? Freshly squeez'd.
>> No. 38890972
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>>38890935
>The plushie looks like she's eyeing you back!

>...or maybe it's just the light?

>>38890950
>Unhappy squeaky sound!
Squeak!
>> No. 38890984
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>>38890972
.......how the hey did that squeak on it's own
>> No. 38890994
>>38890952
This is excellent!
>> No. 38891033
>>38890984
>Nope, just a regular plush pony doll. You're just hearing things. :D
>> No. 38891052
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>>38890950
Eeeyup, so? Ya git sumthin' againist them plushies?

...Ah'm Billyfish an' tha's Raggedy Mare, mah best friend.

>>38890943
Ah know.

>>38890994
Thank yew kahndleh, sugarcube!
>> No. 38891064
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>>38891033
>Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

>>38891052
....alright.....sorry for touching her .....in wrong places?

>Seems a bit confused
>> No. 38891078
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>>38891064
>>38891052
>And then Dom ceased molesting the crazy lemonade mare's best friend that is a plush doll.

>in/b4 the lemonade was spiked and Dom can say bye-bye to kidneys.
>> No. 38891143
>>38891078
>You seem saddened that he stopped XD
>> No. 38891157
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>>38891064
Don'cha apologize ta meh, apologize ta poor Raggsy!
>> No. 38891182
>>38891143
>>38891143
>Eeeeeeeeeyup, she's a nutter. RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS!
>> No. 38891183
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>>38891078
>>38891157
........

>He looks at Raggedy

I'm sorry ....?
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>>38891183
>>38891182
>>38891157
>the plushie just lies there, motionless.
>maybe they're all crazy?

>did that doll just twitch?
>oh wait, it's the wind....

>...right?
>> No. 38891308
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>>38891246
>Sweetie Belle pokes the doll with her hoof
...Scanning...
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>>38891308
>
Scanning!
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>> No. 38891352
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>>38891246
.....

Annnnyways.....
>> No. 38891366
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>>38891182
>>38891183
>>38891246
>>38891308
>>38891337
>>38891352
>Billyfish smiled brightly.
Great! Naw that yew an' Raggsy's awkay again, why don'cha tell meh sumthin' 'bout yew?
>> No. 38891384
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>>38891366
>>38891352
Squeak!
>> No. 38891413
>A human, oddly enough, was walking through canterlot with, less then fine clothing. (Torn blue jeans and a T-Shirt with some cuts revealing parts of Tattoos.)
"Hey a Lemonade stand. I could go for a drink."
>He walked up to the stand
>> No. 38891428
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>>38891413
>The short, pale yellow mare with mess of a pitch black mane and the weirdest eyes ever smiled at him.
Howdy, sugarcube. A hyooman, eh? Not seein' much o' yew 'ere. Want sumthin' ta drink?
>> No. 38891434
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>>38891366
Weeeell

I live in an apartment, have a job taking care of animals and today is my day off....

How about you?

>>38891384
>Stares
>> No. 38891439
>>38891428
"Sure. My amazing detective skills tell me you sell lemonade. May I have the largest cup you have please?"
>> No. 38891442
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>>38891434
>The doll stares back.
>> No. 38891516
Bye all! Thanks for joining us!
>> No. 38898114
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>In a less-posh part of Canterlot stands a Lemonade Stand. A shabby thing made of boxes and planks held together with a lot of nails and duckttape... and is that a chewing gum?

>A faded-yellow mare with black mane, possibly crazy, sells lemonade there and occasionally talks to what looks like a handsized pony-doll with button-eyes.
>> No. 38899903
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>>38898114
...Welp, Raggsy? Whaddya think? Them's gunna be any ponies t'day?
>> No. 38900034
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>>38899903
Squeak!

>The plushie made a squeaky sound!
>> No. 38900330
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>Waaaatching from above.
>> No. 38900374
>I was here a few days ago...And I'm not very good with the whole 'thread paused' thing. So do I just pick up where I was?
>> No. 38900423
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>>38900374
Yes, you just pick up where you left after the pause\unpause unless something major happened meantime like a chang of daytime\sceneery etc.

>>38900330
>You see a pale-yellow mare talking to a plushie.
>She's probably a little loony.
>> No. 38900434
>>38900423
>Kthx
>>38899903
"Don't know 'bout ponies but I could take a drink."
>> No. 38900493
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>>38900434
Sure, sugarcube. Wha'cha wanna?

>So that mare asks you what would you like to drink.

>At a lemonade stand.
>> No. 38900507
>>38900493
"Largest possible glass of lemonade you have. Please."
>> No. 38900520
>>38900423
>Continues to watch from above
>Contemplates taking the stuffed toy away and watching the pony cry.
>> No. 38900529
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>>38900507
Largest possible? Welp, sure.

>She placed... Wait, what? This glass is big enough to bathe in! How did she even hide that under those few desks the stand is made of?!

Theeeere ya go. Need a straw wit' tha' un'?
>> No. 38900535
>>38900529
"Nah thanks. How much I owe ya?"
>> No. 38900549
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>>38900520
>....you somehow think of just how hardcore that would be, snatching a plushie from a crazy Earth Pony.

>...heh, the little doll looks like she's looking at you.
>> No. 38900561
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>>38900549
>Gilda grins, staring down at the plushie.
>Time to steal it
>> No. 38900563
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>>38900535
Three o' them smiles an' a peck on th' cheek.
>> No. 38900582
>>38900563
>The human seemed confused
"Sorry to ask this but, are you mentally stable?"
>> No. 38900591
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>>38900582
As much as Ah need ta.

Ah prefer 'em kisses on th' left cheek.

>She leaned in.
>> No. 38900593
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>>38900561
>You decide to nick the tiny doll.

>What could go wrong, right?


If you do try to grab it, it'll turn out the thing seems to weight more than a regular living pony!
>> No. 38900603
>>38900591
>He leaned back unintentionally. Then lurched forward and gripped his stomach
"I'll be right back."
>He poofed into a puff of smoke and was gone (And now I'm being dragged to walmart be right back)
>> No. 38900612
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>>38900603
...Darn. See, Ragged-ay? Told ya them ol' socks ain' wha' goes in th' lemonade.

Mahbe we oughta use 'em lemons next time?

...Bleh. Ah hate 'em lemons.
>> No. 38900630
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>>38900612
>The tiny doll made a squeaky sound!

Squeak!

>Yep, you probably could try oranges and just say it's lemons dyed orange.
>> No. 38900638
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>>38900593
>With a spread of er wings, Gilda dives towards the stand, planning to snatching

>It goes smoothly up until she actually takes hold of the doll. All sense of balance is lost after this, as the unprepared for weight of the thing.

>The Griffon tumbles forward, hitting the ground and dragging the heavy thing with her

Ow....
>> No. 38900643
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>>38900638
Ragged-ay! Use 'em condoms this time!
>> No. 38900671
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>>38900638
>.........nice filename, goes well with this post >>38900643


>>38900638
>>38900643
>Well, they say that a landing is fine as long as you can walk after it, right?
>You tumble and eat dirt till...
>....you feel something crawling up your leg!
>Dare you look behind you?
>> No. 38900700
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>>38900643
>>38900671
>I get the sudden feeling I won't like where this is going


>Gilda groands and lifts her head up, not entirely sure what just happened.
>Something was crawling up her leg... Hesitantly, she looked back to see what it was?
>> No. 38900721
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>>38900700
>You look at your leg to see...

>SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES! lol j\k

>It's a polka-dotted tongue. Cotton. About... er.
>...long. You'd say a few feet and getting longer as it clutches your leg! The doll's steel teeth are grinning at you and...

>...you're on the ground, a bit dirty. Looks like you made a critical miscalculation and instead of catching the doll you did a barrel roll and ended up there.
>The doll's on the counter.
>The pale-yellow mare is looking at you.
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>>38900700
>>38900721
Need a drink, sugarcube?
>> No. 38900771
>...Well, it's 3 AM. I need my sleep, sorries!
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