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#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun #NEET-ery

>If you want to make a Donut Bar thread, seea suggested OP post at

Are you Not in Education, Employment, or Training?

You're NEET!

The nameless place, though only officially as the locals referred to it as the Donut Bar, tried its best to accommodate for all those individuals. It tried to look nice, appealing, friendly... It even pretended to be safe - as, one night, a blood-red sign appeared by the door, stating "Violence will NOT be tolerated", right next to a large bin where all the patrons were supposed to drop their weapons. No one ever checked what those words were written with nor who wrote them.

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

The Bar is now: OPEN!
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>> No. 40683921
There are some possibilities, but like I said, I think it's just bad tape.
Still, you wouldn't really be able to let anyone else listen to it, or even listen to it yourself, because you'd be hypnotized. So is it any use to you?

I guess it has to do with being a kelpie-
H-hey, c'mon. Don't start drinking again just from this...
>> No. 40683923
Moon looks at him with a raised brow
"Don't you still have a cup of tea around here somewhere?"

"Ah, crap..."
She sits there silently and waits, not wanting to interrupt the two
>> No. 40683924
"I'm not in the mood for tea..." he rummages around. "You two go ahead have some more fun and chat up all you want."
>> No. 40683925
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>> No. 40683926
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Andy, don't be stupid, we have a guest...
>> No. 40683927
>Fossil shakes her head
"That's the wrong question, Dulset. All to often, we don't know what something's good for until we already have it."

>Sorry, not trying to leave you out of the conversation
>> No. 40683928
"Then what're you in the mood for, Andy?"
She glances at Dulset, noting her mood
"You're making your Wife nervous, Kid...Come on back in here already."
>> No. 40683930
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>She smirks.
You aren't going to use it to control others, are you~? Maybe get your superiors to understand the importance of your research by hypnotizing them all~?
>> No. 40683931
"I'm not bein stupid! You want something to drink, Moon??"
>> No. 40683932
>Fossil laughs
"Tempting, but that would be cheating. The last thing I want to use to open their eyes to the world around them is brainwashing."
>> No. 40683933
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>Dulset just blinks, noting the way Moondancer speaks to him. May as well learn a thing or two about conflict deescalation.

Well then how about this? If your recording is reproduced, anyone could use it to hypnotize anyone else, don't you think? What could your groundbreaking science do in the wrong hooves?
>> No. 40683934
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"She does have a point, Fossil. Who knows what that recording could be used for in the wrong hooves..."
>He looks at Dulset.
>> No. 40683936
Moon shakes her head
"Nah, I'm not thirsty...Thanks though."
She reclines back on the couch again

"So, uh...Dulset, you were saying?"
>> No. 40683937
Andrew stays in the kitchen
>> No. 40683938
Oh um... Has Andy told you what a kelpie is?
>> No. 40683939
"The same could be said about any scientific advance. But either way, it is not my concern. While it is my duty as a naturalist to record my work, and my curiosity as a scientist that drives me to wonder whether this lack of hypnotic properties on said recording are merely due to limitations of the hardware or instead a spell-like properly inherent to the music that a simple audio-tape cannot record, it is my understanding as a pioneer in my field that I cannot answer all the questions on my own. Exactly how a kelpie's song works will likely be answered by later scientists, not myself."
>> No. 40683940
Moon's ear twitches lightly, a bit confused as to why she doesn't hear him coming back

She shakes her head and blinks before looking at Dulset again
"Huh? Oh, uh...No. At least...I don't think so...Can't remember."
>> No. 40683941
Is that so...
Well I suppose it's not my problem either. The song won't work on me, obviously.
>> No. 40683942
>Fossil blinks and reaches for her notepad
"Really? That's news."
>> No. 40683943
He doesn't interrupt them.
>> No. 40683944
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>Ranger continues to just listen in.
>> No. 40683945
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>Anyone want to make a thread or shall I?
>> No. 40683946
>She giggles.
Well if it did, I wouldn't be able to sing it very well, would I~?

H-hey Andy, aren't you going to tell her?
>> No. 40683947
"...'Ey, Andy? What's taking you so long, and why are you being so damn quiet back there?...You alright?"
She turns her head to look at the entrance to the kitchen
>> No. 40683948
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"No, you wouldn't. In fact, I don't think it would work at all..."
>> No. 40683949
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"Kelpie's are lake creatures that eat living creatures. They grow up in the forest and sing songs to hypnotize and lure in ponies then swallow them whole. They don't love and their mating habits are in swallowing a pony, absorbing their genetic material, then is abosrbed into her egg which she lays and hatches on the first day of spring. Every year. No exceptions."
>> No. 40683950
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U-um... that's a little...
>> No. 40683951
>I need to get to bed. Sorry folks. See you later!
>> No. 40683952
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>> No. 40683954
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>Okay, Later mate!
>> No. 40683955
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>Dulset, did you want to do anything or leave it there?
>> No. 40683956
Moon blinks. Andrew's normally not so cold and straightforward in a situation like this
"...Well, uhm..."
She looks at Dulset with a raised eyebrow
"I, uhh...What's..."
She turns to Andrew again
"Hey...You alright, Kid? You sound like something's bugging you."
>> No. 40683957
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"Oh? Did you have another way of telling her? You asked me to tell her..."
>> No. 40683958
>Dulset gives a sigh and frowns to Moon.
It's because you were siding with me on that one thing...
>> No. 40683959
"Well, I mean...I'm not saying it's a lie. After all, I don't know a damn thing about Kelpies, but, uhhh...That was a pretty harsh and cold description...Even kinda made it sound like she doesn't love or care for you..."
She looks to Dulset
"She certainly acts like she loves you."

She stares at Dulset for a few minutes, attempting to remember
"Sided with you in...What? For the definition of sensuality, or something?"
>> No. 40683960
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"Was there a softer way to tell what a kelpie is?"
>> No. 40683961
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>> No. 40683963
"Andy...It's one thing to explain what a Kelpie is...And it's another to explain who your wife is...Come on, you're smarter than that."
She nods to the couch
"Come on over here and take a seat."
>> No. 40683964
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"Well, how was I supposed to know how you wanted it described? You could'e just done it on your own."
>> No. 40683965
>Heeey :)
>> No. 40683966
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"She asked me to explain what a kelpie is." He stays where he is
>> No. 40683967
He totally gets like this, and there isn't much to do about it...
>> No. 40683968
Moon Dancer claps her hooves
"'EY! Calm down you two...Do you normally get this aggressive this fast? I'm supposed to be the rude one here, not you two."
She rests her hooves behind her head
"Am I gonna have to do some counseling here? 'Cause, that'd be a bit weird, coming from me, of all ponies."
>> No. 40683969
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"Nope, nothin to do at all but suffer from the inconvenience my emotions cause, right?"
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I'd be all for some counseling, honestly.
>> No. 40683971
Moon sits up on her haunches on the couch and rubs her forehead
"Wow...I don't know whether to laugh or just ask 'why me'?"
She reaches over and pulls Andrew over by his foreleg
"Alright...Welp, siddown, Kid. Time to talk."
>> No. 40683973
Andrew rolls his eyes as he's pulled over
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