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40699371 No. 40699371
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

I think that's the last time we'll see the Wiki, so I guess we make random OP's? I don't know. We'll just stick to something.

TODAY!

Is another contest. This one is "Zombie marathon!" Which is a course wich was made to show what it'd be like to be chased by a zombie. The course runs from the hospital in ponyvile to the cities, through buildings, parking lots, and streets of Canterlot. The next part is through the forest, trees and such all around with Zombies waiting to grab yoU! The course ends with the final quarter of a mile for you to run. A straight shot.

The rules are you have to score the best time on the course, d480 + 420! this being your time in seconds. Lowest time gets the grand prize of 15K bits and a free meal at a burger place which is hosting the contest. WOO!

This bar is not of autostaff comrade and will stay of this way
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Topics tonight include:
>No bitting will come to you.
>No stabbing, bashing in heads, or shooting actors allowed.
>WOO!
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The Bar is now: OPEN

Last edited at Sun, Nov 23rd, 2014 20:23

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>> No. 40702173
>>40702168
Sounds like a plan!

>>40702170
>Bouquet, yes
Oh!
>She takes it and smells it.
You got this just for me~? It's lovely!
>> No. 40702174
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>>40702172
I thought it happens all the time? We got ponies pulling carriages with ponies on it so...

>Dom said entering a restaurant
>> No. 40702175
>>40702173
>Sorry. Bad at this.
"I'm not in trouble?"
>> No. 40702176
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40702176
>>40702174
I guess you have a point, but I dont wanna make some ma.
>> No. 40702177
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>>40702176
Yeaaaah....and I'm sure Kiddo would flip out if she saw you riding me....

....

That turned dirty.
>> No. 40702178
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>>40702177
I wouldnt be surprised if she came flying out of no where after hearing that.
>> No. 40702179
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40702179
>>40702178
...PLease no. I mean. She'd make this whole scene, and I'm over here just trying to ruin my heart by eating garlic bread and pasta.
>> No. 40702180
>>40702175
Not yet~. Where did you get it?
>> No. 40702181
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40702181
>>40702171
Don't have un'.

>>40702172
Fantastic.

>She snapped her fingers. After several seconds, her TARDIS materialized near them.

Wait here.

>She walked inside and came out after ten minutes, with a glowing cube foot by foot, and what looked like a solid, bulky wristwatch.

AI, Dead Shot. I order you to download the entirety of the mech's software on this holodrive -

>She pointed at the glowing cube.

- and then to wipe the mech clean. You are also to upload yourself to this quantum computer -

>She pointed at the wristwatch.

- and to assist Valentina DuPont here in any way you are able to. It has enough processing power for you to be comfortable, a holo display, stable connection... you'll be fine there.

Is that clear and are you able to do it all?
>> No. 40702182
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40702182
>>40702179
Dont say that Pear might come out and get angry at that too.
>> No. 40702183
>>40702180
"At a small wagon in Ponyville."
>> No. 40702184
>Isn't it time for a new thread?
>> No. 40702185
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40702185
>>40702181
You should get one....

...I could legally take your name and stuff you know.

>>40702182
....Then I'll have two wives beating me up.
>> No. 40702186
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>>40702184
>I had a pic attached to that :c
>> No. 40702187
>>40702183
In Ponyville? What were you doing all the way down there?
>> No. 40702188
>>40702187
"Well...I mean I couldn't find a place with pretty enough flowers here."
>> No. 40702189
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40702189
>>40702181
>The Holo Sofiya looked up a her raising an eyebrow. It made a little bloop.
Good enough ah suppose.
>The screen than shut off, as several lights began to sequentially turn on all over Rockys mech, the sound of fans and machinery running as harddrives spun and the core crackled. After a long time everything was silent, then the sound of a VCR, a little pomf. Valentina walked to the source of this noise, it was a small drive laying on the pilot seat. She took it and handed it to Teton.

>>40702185
We'll both be gettin our asses kicked.
>> No. 40702190
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40702190
>>40702185
Ah woulda beat y'all up seven ways ta Sunday an' nuthin' woulda stop meh. Werth it?

>She grinned.
>> No. 40702191
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40702191
>I guess not.
>Wazzup? Did you miss me?
>I missed me.
>> No. 40702192
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>>40702184
>>40702186
>I'm sticking to a new rule where I don't make a new thread twice in a row.

>You want to make it?

>Go ahead scrub :<
>> No. 40702193
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>> No. 40702194
>>40702192
>I was planning to, actually, just wanted to know :I
>> No. 40702195
>>40702191
>But where did you go D:
>> No. 40702196
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40702196
>>40702189
Wonderful.

>She handed Val the wristwatch PDA.
There you go. Your little annoying not-Rocky. Let it be of use for you.

>She took the drive and the glowing cube, and the box she used earlier, and stored them in the Tardis.
>> No. 40702197
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40702197
>>40702195
>College.
>> No. 40702198
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40702198
>>40702189
I don't think Pear will hurt ya.

>DOm started to munch away at his food

>>40702190
MMMMM> You might get sued?

And you can't magic things up to stop it.

>>40702191
>I missed you :<

>>40702194
>Go for it my son!

>The wiki is dead so if you want a thread OP you can write your own, I can find you one, or something.
>> No. 40702199
>>40702188
You really know how to pick em~. How did you afford them though?
>> No. 40702200
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40702200
>>40702196
>She turned it on, and the hologram shook to life. Rocky's other half came to be.
Oi, this ain half bad..and I can actually see a lot more too how bout tha.
>It looked at Val.
Were ya close to mah pilot?

Oui Madame.
Tha's interestin.

>>40702197
>Interesting or boring?

>>40702198
I hope not.
>> No. 40702201
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>>40702200
If she did well....my monies on her.
>> No. 40702202
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>>40702198
>She shrugged.
Ah git sued an' then wha'?

Wha' prison woulda hold meh?

Wha' payment wouldn' be as easy as spittin' fer meh?

Wha' werk sumthin' Ah couldn' do in eyeblink?

>>40702200
>Teton shook her head, cleaning up after them. She took Rocky's dogtags and put them in her pocket.

^And given it's after 3 AM, I end up here!
>> No. 40702203
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>>40702198
>I missed me too!
>And I'm writing something up.

>>40702200
>Computer Engineering, you decide.
>> No. 40702204
>>40702199
"I'm a very resourceful stallion. Let's leave it at that."
>> No. 40702205
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40702205
>How're people here?
>> No. 40702206
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>>40702201
Pfft, that implies I would even fightback! Im not fighting an angry wife.
>> No. 40702207
>>40702204
>Her smile shrinks.
You better not have used money you stole...
>> No. 40702208
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>>40702205
>> No. 40702209
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>>40702202
I don't know Billy! Just get yer damn legal papers!

>Ary boops her, night

>>40702203
>Hokie dokie!!

>>40702206
Neither am I!

So we'd get done in by our others wives...
>> No. 40702210
>>40702208
>Hai.
>I'm gonna take the medicine and go to sleep in about 1 3/4 hours, but 'sup right now?
>> No. 40702211
>>40702207
"Of course not! I promised. I found ponies around town who needed help with anything."
>> No. 40702212
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40702212
>>40702210
>Nothing much.
>> No. 40702214
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40702214
>>40702212
>Hm.
>> No. 40702215
>>40702211
...
>She gives a warm smile.
You did all that just to get me some flowers~?
>> No. 40702216
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40702216
>I made a thread
>I accidentally tagged "Donur Bar" in the canon
>Fuck my life
>Fuck my life agin

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/rp/res/40702213.html
>> No. 40702217
>>40702215
"I mean you deserve more than those. But that was all I could get with what I scraped together before my legs gave out.
>> No. 40702218
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40702218
>>40702214
>You just gonna lurk around, or Send Rushie in?
>> No. 40702221
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40702221
>>40702218
>Not feelin' like doin' Rushie.
>> No. 40702224
>>40702217
You're one boldheaded guy, that's for sure.
>She smirks.
I'd take you for an earth pony if I couldn't see the horn on your head!
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40702227
>>40702221
>>40702224
>Also there was a new thread!

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/rp/res/40702213.html

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/rp/res/40702213+50.html
>> No. 40702228
>>40702224
>I'm moving to the next thread if that's alright
>> No. 40702230
>>40702227
>>40702228
>Somehow I missed that :|
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