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40699371 No. 40699371
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

I think that's the last time we'll see the Wiki, so I guess we make random OP's? I don't know. We'll just stick to something.

TODAY!

Is another contest. This one is "Zombie marathon!" Which is a course wich was made to show what it'd be like to be chased by a zombie. The course runs from the hospital in ponyvile to the cities, through buildings, parking lots, and streets of Canterlot. The next part is through the forest, trees and such all around with Zombies waiting to grab yoU! The course ends with the final quarter of a mile for you to run. A straight shot.

The rules are you have to score the best time on the course, d480 + 420! this being your time in seconds. Lowest time gets the grand prize of 15K bits and a free meal at a burger place which is hosting the contest. WOO!

This bar is not of autostaff comrade and will stay of this way
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Topics tonight include:
>No bitting will come to you.
>No stabbing, bashing in heads, or shooting actors allowed.
>WOO!
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The Bar is now: OPEN

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>> No. 40699374
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>Contest will last two days, I'll announce who wins next thread for those who want to.
>> No. 40699376
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>>40699362
>>40699367
>Yes, Dulset, do you have questions? Such as, perhaps, what a friend requested you ask on her behalf
>> No. 40699377
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>I STILL FUNCTION
>> No. 40699378
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>Dulset d480+300 = 564
>Alga d480+300 = 495
>They are both horribly bad runners, so if they score well... XD
>> No. 40699379
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>To Q

>I'll need a repost! (With out linking your last post)

>And to Crash

>Lemme :X
>> No. 40699381
>>40699378
>I made a little adjustment to the rolling <3<
>> No. 40699382
Andrew d480+420 = 844
Cara d480+420 = 714
>> No. 40699383
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>>40699379
>You already have Christine!
>Which I have the best form for her now, btw
>> No. 40699384
>Twelfth Doctor: d840+300 = 717
>Eleventh Doctor: d840+300 = 786
>Big bucks pls no whammies pls
>> No. 40699385
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>>40699376
>>40699378
>Wait what? WHAT? Is this an old thread?
>> No. 40699386
>>40699381
>Should I roll again or just add 120?
>> No. 40699387
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>Alright, I guess we move here now
>> No. 40699388
im gunna go again, bother me elsewhere if you want
>> No. 40699389
>>40699384
>You messed that up
>> No. 40699390
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>>40699387
>oh yeah so i play a pokemon trainer now. Run a whole adventure with him and Canis elsewhere
>> No. 40699392
>>40699369
>He flips through the notebook. What is the quality and skill level of these drawings?

>>40699372
"Did she say or do anything of interest."

>>40699368
>>40699375
>The first bottle having bounced off his wing and shattered against the wall, he takes the second a little sheepishly
"Thanks, Fingers. Apparently I have the wing-eye coordination of a slug."

>>40699380
>...maybe?

>>40699379
>Dom mentioned the world was safe for a few days, anyway
"You have plans, then?"
>> No. 40699393
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>>40699389
>Should I try it again?
>What do?
>> No. 40699394
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>LEZ DO DIS.
'I got nothing better to do' Kelly: 1d480+300 = 544
'I would rather not, but I'll do it if Kelly is doing it too' Emilia: 1d480+300 = 334
'I lost a bet with my siblings and they told me to do this run amongst other things' Emiline: 1d480+300 = 541
'Bekauze mein mutter iz doing it' Liechentuch: 1d480+300 = 716

>>40699375 (Wandering Girl)
"...I see. I guess I'll stick with Emanon then. I have a designation, but you can just call me Kelly."
>> No. 40699395
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>>40699382
>Saved

>>40699383
>Oh yeah, you do?

>>40699384
>>40699386
>Up to you if you want to reroll or not. Either way lemme know.
>> No. 40699396
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>>40699388
>>40699376
Oh, Andrew. Do you have that thing Fossil wanted me to give Bella?
>> No. 40699397
>>40699372
"...I dreamed that my sisters got hurt."

>Ammie: d480+420 = 578
>> No. 40699398
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>>40699389
>To Dulset
>Bella nods
Well, we'll compare it to samples of pony blood, and see what's different...
>> No. 40699399
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>>40699390
>Alright
>And because I didn't see that there was a new thread, a quick copy paste:

>>40699339
>It's fine

>>40699342
>You think you can get rid of me that easily?

>>40699351
>On Skype it's Jack Raney and ON steam it's a bunch of moon runes but the profile pic is mostly yellow and red pinstripe
>> No. 40699400
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d480+420 = 831
>> No. 40699401
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>>40699384
>>40699394
>Yeah, Kinda made a last minute decision. I'll just add 120 to the score
>> No. 40699402
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>>40699399
>oh alright that makes sense./ Alot of my friends on Steam like to change their name alot so im always a bit lost who is who xD
>> No. 40699403
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>>40699394
>Holy crap, wheelchair OP.
>> No. 40699404
>ZOMBIE CONTEST!
>Thousand Words d480 + 300 = 595
> Oddly Named d480 + 300 = 532
> Erin d480 + 300 = 531
> Erin again, because time travel d480 + 300 = 417
> Haphazard d480 + 300 = 440
> Harvey d480 + 300 = 420
> Litwick and Virginia -- employees of burger joint are not allowed to participate in contest
>> No. 40699405
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>>40699392
It's alright, I understand. I can't even imagine what it takes to coordinate those things.
>>40699394
Kelly, It's a nice name, I like it!
>>40699395
>Yeah, is Velvet interested in meeting with Christine for said form?
>> No. 40699406
>>40699395
>Ok, REROLLING
>Dulset: d420+480 = 632
>Alga: d420+480 = 755

>>40699398
Ooooh. And um, a friend wanted me to give you something, I think Andy has it...
>> No. 40699407
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>>40699392
The Doctor scoffs. "You mean apart from deny the existence of the blatantly obvious dinosaur standing right beside her, plus the pineapples? Not much."
>> No. 40699408
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>>40699405
"It's why I stick to it." She replied with a chuckle. "Much better than Quartermaster Six-Nine-Seven."
>> No. 40699409
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>Alright, I guess I can make a few rolls

>Spark: d480+420 = 538
>Jack/Jackie, from the Dead Zone: d480+420 = 689
>> No. 40699410
>I'll just reroll here
>Twelfth Doctor: d420+480 = 564
>Eleventh Doctor: d420+480 = 899
>> No. 40699411
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>Lilith 1d480+420 = 476
>>40699406
>Bella nods, smiling and awaiting the gift
>> No. 40699412
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>>40699392
To destory the world? No, I'm just messing around.
>> No. 40699413
>>40699404
>>40699411
>Whatever. Dulset gives Bella Fossil's note.
>> No. 40699414
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>>40699402
>Yeah, it happens
>So how is
>> No. 40699415
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>>40699405
>Sure! Shall we!

>>40699406
>Got it!
>> No. 40699416
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>>40699414
>Good good. Rping with Canis, watchign tv, eating.
>> No. 40699417
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>Also free burgers for all who compete!

>Veggie and all for those who are picky.
>> No. 40699418
>>40699405
>He shrugs
"Eh, you get used to them. Can't imagine what it's like to just have four limbs, to be honest."

>>40699407
>The pony pulls out a notebook and jots this down
"Thank you, sir, you have been most helpful."

>>40699412
"yeah, so am I. Can I get a beer or something?"

>>40699411
>>40699413
>Sorry, looks like Andrew left

>The letter requests a number of things -- blood pressure, BPM, and other readings that would normally be taken. But the primary purpose seems to be to ask whether Bella thinks, in her medical opinion, the mystery heart could be some sort of pump on the lymphatic system
>> No. 40699419
>Sorry guys, I've gotta get going. See ya!
>> No. 40699420
>>40699419
>Later!
>> No. 40699421
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>>40699419
>Night!
>> No. 40699422
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>>40699408
Oh, Six-Nine-Seven does have it's charm. It's unique!
>>40699415
>Yush, lil Christine was holding two DvD cases, she seemed to trying to decide between watching Spider-man or The Amazing Spiderman.
>>40699418
It's simple, easy and sexy!
>> No. 40699423
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>>40699416
>Alright, I've been doing almost the exact opposite
>Almost because I still eat
>> No. 40699424
>I wanna come in but I'm scared. Is anyone free?
>> No. 40699425
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>>40699413
>Bella takes a look at them
>>40699418
>She nods
I'll answer what I can when the results come in...Thanks Dulset~
>> No. 40699426
>>40699424
>I am.
>> No. 40699427
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>>40699418
SUre! What kind of beer would you like though?

I'd play a prank and give you bacon.

>>40699422
"....what's the difference?" Velvet said walking along and tilting her head
>> No. 40699428
>>40699426
>Do you want to?
>> No. 40699429
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>>40699425
No problem~! It was easy!
>> No. 40699430
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>>40699423
>xD
>Well the tv Im watching is on Hulu. Been catching up on Star Trek
>> No. 40699431
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>>40699427
This one has a bigger title and Garfield.
>> No. 40699432
>>40699423
>Eating your TV, watching Canis, and RPing?

>>40699422
"Plus, them fingers got to be useful."

>>40699424
>I have room

>>40699427
"...is...is that really a thing?"
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>>40699424
>It's $80 to cum inside
>> No. 40699434
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>>40699422
"That is the point of a numerical designation." She replied with a shrug.
>> No. 40699435
>>40699428
>Yes, actually.
>> No. 40699436
>>40699434
>Hey, I think we lost each other with the thread change
>Thousand flips through the notebook. What is the quality and skill level of these drawings?
>> No. 40699437
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>>40699432
Oh, yeah, I can use them for so much. And it's way better than fisting.
>>40699434
I guess so.Where'd you got that name?
>> No. 40699438
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>>40699431
"Garfield? Like that cat...? Also interesting form you have there..."

>>40699432
MmmhmmM~!
>> No. 40699439
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>>40699430
>I don't watch anything but YouTube nowadays because lazy and attention span

>>40699432
>Not even close baeby
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>>40699439
>I like to watch it while rping. Passes the time between posts n stuff :3
>> No. 40699441
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>>40699440
>I just don't come here much anymore
>Problem solved breh
>> No. 40699442
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>>40699438
I think it's the cat... I don't kno-
OH! Yeah about that!
>She takes your arm and runs to the floor above and locks them both in her room
I got a new form! But it's just for you!
>> No. 40699443
>>40699433
>I...I need an adult.

>>40699435
>Thank you. Here goes nothing. Wonder if I remember how to do this.
>I guess a light red unicorn of average description cautiously slides just inside the door
>> No. 40699444
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>>40699437
"....did you just say what I think you said?"

>>40699438
"...actually, you know what? Screw it. Give me the bacon booze."

>>40699443
>I AM AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT!
>> No. 40699445
>>40699444
>I dunno. You look awfully Catholic.
>> No. 40699446
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>>40699443
>I AM AN ADULT
>> No. 40699447
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>>40699444
She winks at you.
I may have.
>> No. 40699448
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>>40699424
>I'm open! Though if you're looking for a fellow pony then I'm not your man, unfortunately. Just do humans in need of a tan.

>>40699436
>Oh yeah, sorry.
The quality of the drawings are slightly varied in nature, but the majority of them were quick sketches or perhaps 'speed drawings' rather than proper works of art. However, it did have a respectable level of skill put into it that one would naturally get after enough experience and effort. Think pic related.
>> No. 40699449
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>>40699442
Velvet shakes her head having just ben grabbed and dragged, "Oh um. WHy is that?"
>> No. 40699450
>>40699448
>No bro. Thanks though. Gonna ease back into this so just one at a time
>> No. 40699451
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>>40699437
"I was given it by my superiors." She replied. "Just like any other child would be by their parent."
>> No. 40699452
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>>40699444
Woo!

>Dom hopped on over to the kitchen, coming back a few moments later with a bottle of beer
>> No. 40699453
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>>40699449
Because it's gonna be YOUR form! Like a preseeent!
>>40699451
Which makes me assume you never met your parents?
>> No. 40699454
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>>40699429
>She giggles
So I suppose I'll be seeing you around?~
>> No. 40699455
>>40699443
>A young seafoam green mare sits on a couch near the entrance, wearing a rather ostentatious looking dress studded in small gemstones. Though her body is covered, the slim shape of her torso is visible and her green mane is styled quite meticulously. Her eyes are shut as she sings softly to herself, though probably louder than she intends as it's not too hard to hear.
dakara hi hi hi, shiawase ga
kitto hi hi hi, utaidasu
kagayaiteru, kono ki-se-tsu ni
mune ga, mune ga odoru no


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>> No. 40699456
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>>40699453
"My parents were a giant tube and the replicated seed of some long-dead person or two."
>> No. 40699457
>>40699454
Yup! Thanks again!
>And I suppose they go.
>> No. 40699458
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>>40699456
... Your parents sound fun. When can I meet them?
>> No. 40699459
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>>40699453
"Hmmm? Oh you don't have to do that~" She said with a small smile
>> No. 40699460
>>40699445
>....
>NAAAAAAAAAAAIL!
>Kill it like the rest.

>>40699447
"Yeah well, guy, I'll go ahead and tell you now: wrist deep up an orifice is not my idea of a good time."

>>40699448
>He nods
These are pretty good. How long have you been drawing?


>>40699452
"Well, here goes nothing."
>She takes a swig
>1d20 = 19
>> No. 40699461
>>40699457
>Alright!
>> No. 40699462
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>>40699458
"On Krieg, which is some unimaginably large amount of light years away from here!"

>>40699460
"About twelve years, give or take. Garrison duty gives you a whole load of time to kill."
>> No. 40699463
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>>40699459
BUT I WAANNAAAAAA!
>>40699460
My point exactly! That's why fingers are better!
>> No. 40699464
>>40699462
You're a soldier?


>>40699460
"...oh my god. This is brilliant!"

>>40699463
"....Touche."
>> No. 40699465
>>40699455
>The Stallion carefully tiptoed over.
"H-hello?"
>His voice was, though slightly uneven. Had a robust undertone.

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>>40699460
>>40699464
Haha!!

...oh wait, you like it?

>>40699463
Velvet chuckled rolling her eyes a bit and nodding "Alright, no problem~ Lets see it then."
>> No. 40699467
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>>40699462
While it is true I've seen pretty much every place on Earth and visiting another planet sounds fun, I may have to skip then.
How'd you end up in here then?

>>40699464
She chuckles.
Well, anyways, I travel around the world to find interesting stories, I'm wondering if you have any?
>> No. 40699468
>>40699465
>If you want help naming your pony later, I'd be glad to help :)

>The young mare opens her eyes, and he notices that they're astoundingly sparkly red, like real polished rubies.
H-huh? Hello...?
Are you new?
>> No. 40699469
>>40699466
"I'm having trouble believing it myself, but yes I do."

>>40699467
>He shakes his head
"Well, I haven't really done much interesting in this canon."
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>>40699466
Okay, I remembered that you really like boobies so I had that in mind and..
>Poof, she transforms
Do you like it?
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>>40699469
Wall breaking. Smart. That's alright, then.
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>>40699469
Huh...I should give myself a try.

>>40699470
"....
.....
....." Velvet slooooowly started to turn red, giving several blinks "Well ...wow....uh...whoa..."
>> No. 40699473
>>40699468
>Thank you. I was just trying to grab something

>His head cocks ever so slightly to the right upon seeing the hue of her eyes
"Sorry. I guess I am. I mean I'm not new to live. But, I mean."
>His eyes, followed quickly by his head, fell to the floor.
"Sorry. I'm new to this place yes."
>> No. 40699474
>>40699471
"But just about anypony else in this bar has intermesting stuff going on, Fingers. Just ask around!"

>>40699472
>She passes the bottle over to him
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>>40699472
Awwwww.... you don't like it?
>> No. 40699476
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>>40699464
"Yes, I am." She replied with a nod. "Been one all my life."

>>40699467
"Warp travel. It's where a ship makes a giant shield around itself before diving into an alternate dimension and proceeding to try and navigate to a specific part of a sea of demons and madness that corresponds to a specific system or planet within our own realm. Time and space is a lot more convoluted there, so you make impractically long trips into ones that are reasonably likely to be short."
>> No. 40699477
>>40699473
>She gives a sweet giggle and smiles at him.
Wow, this hasn't happened in a while. What's your name?
>> No. 40699478
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>>40699474
I have, I know quite a bunch of people that have come and gone from this place. Mu husband used to be one of those, even.
>>40699476
I see. That could be useful, but I like walking.
>> No. 40699479
>>40699470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePusmtf1IQ
>> No. 40699480
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>>40699478
"Walking is a lot more reliable, yes, and usually more enjoyable."
>> No. 40699481
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>>40699474
>Dom takes it and gives a sip! 1d20 = 18 if he likes it himself

>>40699475
"Wha? No no! I like it. Just. wow...I couldn't put together the words."
>> No. 40699482
>>40699476
Who for?


>>40699478
"Oh. Sorry for your loss. Who was he?"
>> No. 40699483
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>>40699482
"The Death Korps of Krieg." She replied with a smile. "Morbid, I know, and we're not from around here."
>> No. 40699484
>>40699477
"U-uhm. I'm Swift. (For now anyway) Swift Eyes."
>He took a sudden interest in the circles his forehoof was making on the floor.
>> No. 40699485
>>40699481
"Well?"

>>40699483
>He nods
"Well, you're human, so I assumed that much."
>> No. 40699486
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40699486
>Ah, the good ol' days when eventually I went ignored
>Good times
>> No. 40699487
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>>40699485
Damn. That's really awesome.
>> No. 40699488
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>>40699479
>Yes
>>40699480
You get to see the world! And sometimes get robbed or stabbed.
>>40699481
You do! Yay!
>She grabs Velvet and hugs her tight, shoving her head between her chest.
I'm so happy!
>>40699482
Don't know if you ever met him. His name was Gary Oak.
>> No. 40699489
>>40699484
I'm Esmeralga, nice to meet you Swift!
>She holds out a hoof for him to shake, close enough for him to see.
>> No. 40699490
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>>40699488
"....." Velvet hugs her back tight with a wide grin and blush "Wah~" She shakes her head a bit and looks up at her "Oh, You've done a lot for me...I should do something for you."
>> No. 40699491
>>40699489
>His circling hoof slowly raised to meet her's. (I'm not sure how a hoof shake could feel cultured. But if possible, this was one for sure)
"Sorry."
>> No. 40699492
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>>40699485
"HOLYSHIT YOU SPOKE."

"A good one to make." She replied with a nod. "Most of the bipeds I run into here only succeed in being 'almost' human."
>> No. 40699493
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>>40699490
What do you mean? You see all those movies with me, even when they are booring! You do lots!
>> No. 40699494
>>40699491
>She shakes her head, signaling not to worry.
C'mon, sit down.
What brings you here, Swift?
>> No. 40699495
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>>40699488
"And that's why you carry a weapon." She replied with a chuckle. "Or maybe learn Kung-fu."
>> No. 40699496
>>40699486
>Weclome to the cloughb

>>40699487
"It shouldn't be, but it is! Where did you get this stuff, anyhow?"

>>40699488
"Wait, the guy who can't tell the difference between the sexes?"

>>40699492
>Whoops

>>40699492
>He nods
Well, I've traveled a bit in my time. I've met humans before.
>> No. 40699497
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>>40699495
I do know a bit of martial arts, but the only weapon I have is a small blade. It's alright though, I'm bless with abnormal "luck".
>>40699496
He could tell with mine, at least. I can guarantee you that.
No, I think there's another Gary Oak around noways, but he isn't anything like my husband.
>> No. 40699498
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>>40699496
>Eh, I'm used to it
>Probably too used to it at this point
>> No. 40699499
>>40699494
>He follows after her almost immediately.
"Oh. I was-uhm. Out running. Yeah. I was running."
>He kept his eyes low
>> No. 40699500
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>>40699493
"Yeah, but I feel I should do more for you. Hmmm...." Velvet seems to think a bit...though keeps her face right where it should be!

>>40699496
It's stuff that I find in the back of the bar
>> No. 40699501
>>40699499
>She raises an eyebrow.
Aaand... you came in for a drink?
>> No. 40699502
>>40699497
"That happens frighteningly often 'round a-here."

>>40699498
>Sorry man

>>40699500
"Yeah, but it doesn't just grow there."
>> No. 40699503
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>>40699500
Well, if you say so. I really don't think you need.
>She looks at her and smiles.
Is it comfy in there?
>> No. 40699504
>>40699501
>His ears twitched at the question
"Yeah!"
>Almost shouting
"Sorry. I mean yes."
>He lowered his head even more and tried to shrink into his seat
>> No. 40699505
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>>40699496
"There are a few proper native ones, yes." She replied with a nod.

>>40699497
"...Were you literally blessed for things to end favorably for you, or is that just an observation you've made over time?"

>>40699498
>OOC conversations eventually get run into the ground, it happens.
>> No. 40699506
>>40699504
Well the bar's right over there, they've got just about any drink you could want!
>She smiles and points to the counter.
>> No. 40699507
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>>40699502
....

....It might...

>>40699503
"I'll try to think of something extra special for you~" She chuckles a bit, squeezing in a bit more "Mmmhmm~ DOn't make me leeeeave~"
>> No. 40699508
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>>40699502
Yeah. But you can always tell who's who.
>>40699505
A observation I made over time, but I'm pretty sure I've been literally blessed to, at least, not die before I give birth.
>>40699507
How could I make you leave when you look so happy?
>> No. 40699509
>>40699505
What do you mean by that?


>>40699507
"Actually, you know what? Given this place, I wouldn't be at all surprised."
>> No. 40699510
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>>40699505
>Yeah, except in-character always ended the same way for me
>Which is another reason why I see no point to going back to RPing here right now
>> No. 40699511
>>40699506
>He twitched again
"Right."
>He examined the bar and returned his gaze to his conversation partner
"I don't think I'm thirsty ma'am."
>> No. 40699512
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>>40699502
>It's fine mango
>> No. 40699513
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>>40699508
"Mmmm, no idae, but please don't do it to tease me~" She chuckled "But I probably shouldn't all night"

>>40699509
Eh, It's not a problem since we're not dead or anything.
>> No. 40699514
>>40699511
Just want to rest...?
>Her eyes sparkle beautifully at him in the light.
So what do you do, Swift?
>She takes a look at his cutie mark.
>> No. 40699515
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>>40699508
"...I take it you've lived an abnormally long lifespan then?"

>>40699509
"Humans who have grown up on this planet." She replied. "Or at least abhumans."

>>40699510
>Fair enough, sorry about that though. I'm sure I ditched you more than a few times by accident.
>> No. 40699516
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>>40699512
>I just finished eating dinner sorry
>> No. 40699517
>>40699514
>His mark is a blank, though somehow elegant mask.
>will get pictures later
"I'm. I guess what you could call an actor."
>> No. 40699518
>>40699508
>he shakes his head
"There was this one time this guy I know got rebooted but then the reboot was retconned to an alternate universe and stuff and now I'm not really sure which Wranfer it is I hang out with anymore."

>>40699513
"Yeah, true."

>>40699515
I've never known any humans to be native to Equestria
>> No. 40699519
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>>40699513
I can be your pillow for tonight!
>>40699515
You're smart. Yes, something along those lines.
>> No. 40699520
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>>40699518
That sounds... over complicated.
>> No. 40699521
>>40699520
"Oh, most definitely."
>> No. 40699522
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>>40699518
Then we realize that we'll all become sick.

>>40699519
But what if I want to play with the pillow~?"
>> No. 40699523
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>>40699515
>Everyone did, but I don't care at this point
>It just became a fact of life

>>40699516
>This casual can't RP while having dinner! GET HIM!
>> No. 40699524
>>40699517
>She gives a smile and nods.
I guessed something a bit like that. Are you in stage shows?
>> No. 40699525
>Well, it's going to be an early day tomorrow, so I'm gonna call it quits. Might not be around for the rest of the week due to the holiday, so I'll see you folks in December. Later!
>> No. 40699526
>>40699524
"Not"
>He looks around the room, hesitating at the door
"exactly. Sort of freelance work."
>> No. 40699527
>>40699525
>BYEEE!
>> No. 40699528
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>>40699518
"Not necessarily to Equestria, but to this planet."

>>40699519
"I suppose it would be polite for me to not ask precisely how long." She replied with a chuckle. "I would say that in of itself is proof of your luck."
>> No. 40699529
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>>40699521
Does it affect him as a person?
>>40699522
As long as you let the pillow play with you!
>> No. 40699530
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>>40699529
"Then looks like our night is set!" Nuzzle nuzzle nuzzle
>> No. 40699531
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>>40699528
I couldn't even tell you how long, to be honest. I'd have to trust it by the history books.
>> No. 40699532
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>>40699523
L>I can rp. I was on Skypre D:
>> No. 40699533
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>>40699525
>Bye Mr. Skeltal
>> No. 40699534
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>>40699530
>And they "played" all night long.
>> No. 40699535
>>40699526
Ooooh, mysterious.
Well, this place might look kind of threatening sometimes, but it's actually really safe. Nothing too big happens in here.
>> No. 40699536
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>>40699532
>Implying

>Have a picture of my nephew
>> No. 40699537
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>>40699534
><Sips tea>

>Quite.
>> No. 40699538
>>40699535
>Snapping his eyes back to meet hers. His words nearly fell out of his mouth
"Safe?! Really? Who keeps it safe? Can I stay here?"
>> No. 40699539
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>>40699536
>I cant tell what is what D:

>I have a nephew coming soon too.
>> No. 40699540
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>>40699531
"...Damn, that's a long time to be alive."
>> No. 40699541
>>40699538
A few ponies do, and they're really good at their job. And yes, you can stay here! As long as you don't start anything, you know?
>> No. 40699542
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>>40699537
>indeedly, and I ought to go to bed soon.

>I was way too long looking at Powergirl pics >_>
>And I found 0 porn ones, which is weird.
>>40699540
Yeah. You have to keep finding reasons to go on. It's why I don't stay in one place for long.

>Anyways, I must leave now, it's way too late.
>> No. 40699543
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>>40699539
>Is his name Vincent?
>If so we might be secretly related even though you obviously know my name at this point and would be able to tell
>> No. 40699544
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>>40699542
>Fair enough, g'night!
>> No. 40699545
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>>40699543
>No no it's Dillan sadly.
>> No. 40699546
>>40699542
>Lol. Night!
>> No. 40699547
>>40699541
>His face lit up with excitement
"Really?!"
>He shrunk back a little
"What would happen if somepony came in and tried to hurt me-I mean. If somepony came in and attacked somepony else?"
>> No. 40699548
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>>40699544
>>40699546
>Gnighty!
>> No. 40699549
>>40699547
The staff would stop it, no questions asked. Well, that's how I've come to understand it.
>> No. 40699550
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>...And I guess I'll go back to Chivalry even though I've been getting my Arse beat because goddamn it nothing else can serve as a substitute for the Dark Souls itch I have right now.
>> No. 40699551
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>>40699545
>Sad, we could have had some incest going hung out even though the family I interact with is all undesirable even as acquaintances
>> No. 40699552
>>40699549
"Really?"
>> No. 40699553
>>40699552
>She blinks silently.
...
Um, yeah?
>> No. 40699554
File 141680445154.gif - (731.38KB , 340x340 , Sup bitch.gif )
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>>40699550
>OR YOU CAN COME SIT WITH ME AND TALK ABOUT BOOBIES!
>> No. 40699555
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>>40699551
>That is literally my fetish

>Eh Im not close to any of my family members but I dont hate any of em
>> No. 40699556
>>40699553
>His eyes lit up with hope
"Thank you so much!"
>He flung himself at her to hug her. About one second from impact his horn flared up and set him back in his seat
"I'm sorry. Sorry."
>His head dropped limp
"Sorry"
>> No. 40699557
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>>40699554
>TITS ARE NICE. THERE. I CAN'T THINK OF MUCH ELSE ON THE SUBJECT.
>> No. 40699558
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>>40699557
>En good enough.

>Have a gif of what happens when Doms kids go hang out together.
>> No. 40699559
>>40699556
>Her eyes go wide in surprise, and she brushes herself off once he pulls himself off of her.
...Y-yeah, please don't do that again.
>> No. 40699560
>>40699559
"I'm sorry"
>His voice came muffled through his chest fur
"I'm sorry I lied."
>> No. 40699561
>>40699560
You ever gonna tell me the truth about you?
>> No. 40699562
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>>40699555
>...You know, while I'm here I really tend to have a negative outlook on my situation
>I mean, holy shit, I actually also tolerate my family pretty well but I get really pessimistic here
>> No. 40699563
>>40699561
"Yes. I-if you'll listen."
>> No. 40699564
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>>40699562
>Im sorry to hear that. Maybe it's just alot of bad memories influencing it?
>> No. 40699565
>>40699563
Well you certainly seem at least a little interesting.
>She smiles.
>> No. 40699566
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>>40699564
>I dunno
>I think I return to the mindset I had back when I did still RP and I thought I only had like 2 people in meatspace that I could trust
>But now I'm just like "People aren't completely horrible" even if I would rather live in a different universe and maybe as a different thing
>But hey, that's just me bringing up things irrelevant to what we're talking about because I can't think of a way to advance the topic very well
>...Holy shit that's my entire basis of conversation in these threads
>> No. 40699567
>>40699565
>He managed to raise his head just enough to meet her eyes
"I'm not exactly an actor. And I wasn't exactly running."
>He took a deep breath and raised up to full sitting height
"I'm running from my family. Well my father. He sorta pushed me into...Well I guess highway pony-ing. I'd act draw ponies in and get close to them. I mean really close. Like they'd let me ride to their destination. And once we found there house. Well we'd rob them. And leave."
>He shifted in his seat.
"I'd get to know ponies. Get invited into their homes and then I'd destroy their lives."
>Sorry. Too dark?
>> No. 40699568
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>>40699566
>Internet: The god of introspection o.O
>> No. 40699569
>>40699567
>Nah, not even close.

>She listens closely, frowning as he explains his situation.
Oh wow... Your father did that? What about your mother?
>> No. 40699570
>>40699569
>Phew. Thanks
>He took a deep breath
"I don't know. I don't have many memories of her. She left when I was young. Dad got angry when I talked about her."
>> No. 40699571
>>40699570
>She puts a hoof on his shoulder.
And you haven't told the authorities because you're afraid they'll take you too...?
>> No. 40699572
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>>40699568
>Shit, post didn't go through

>Well, uh, I guess
>But yeah
>...Is this how I've always talked here?
>> No. 40699573
>>40699572
>Not always
>Nibbles
>Whatcha doing now> ;3
>> No. 40699574
>>40699571
"No. I haven't told the authorities cause I've never been able to get away. But even so. He's my dad."
>He started making circles with his hoof again
>> No. 40699575
>>40699574
Well... This place is plenty good for putting your life on hold and gathering your thoughts, but your life is still out there waiting for you... And so is he.
>> No. 40699576
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>I dunno what to do!
>> No. 40699577
>>40699575
>His eyes darted to a now very interesting knot in the table
"I'm scared of what he'll do to me."
>> No. 40699578
>>40699576
>Youtube!
>Gaems!
>RP!
>> No. 40699579
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>>40699573
>Talking to you, browsing Reddit, playing the same song over and over to help memorize it for musical auditions the 2nd, and considering going to bed because I have to get up for school in 6 hours
>> No. 40699580
>>40699577
Well, there's a phone right there if you want to call the cops...
>> No. 40699581
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>>40699578
>I'm doing none of those!

>But I should!
>> No. 40699582
>>40699579
>Yes you should really really go to bed >.>
>> No. 40699583
>>40699580
"No. No I couldn't."
>He shrunk down as small as he could in his seat
"He's family. Maybe I can just- No. I'll just talk to him. Maybe he'll understand."
>He managed a somewhat convincing, though clearly fake laugh.
>> No. 40699584
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>>40699582
>Yes okay I'm sorry mom
>Goodnight~
>> No. 40699585
>>40699583
Is he like... in debt or something? Why does he make you do these things?
>> No. 40699586
>>40699584
>xD Sleepwell
>> No. 40699587
>>40699585
> some men just want to watch the world burn
"He does it for the power. And the thrill. He doesn't even use the money. He's like a dragon, inconvenienced by a son he didn't want. But a son he can use."
>> No. 40699588
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>lurking
>> No. 40699589
>>40699587
Why you though? You don't honestly seem... all that good at acting. Why doesn't he do it himself?
>> No. 40699590
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>>40699588
>> No. 40699591
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>>40699590
>> No. 40699592
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>>40699591
>> No. 40699593
>>40699589
"Cause I'm here. And unassuming enough to get close. He's not what you'd call discreet. He's huge. Tall and made of muscles. And his voice is distinctive. I'm just a run of the mill pony."
>> No. 40699594
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>>40699592
>How are you, Ave?
>> No. 40699595
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>>40699594
>Ok. Lil tired
>> No. 40699596
>>40699593
Well yeah, I mean, how does a guy like you even rob anypony...?
>> No. 40699597
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>>40699595
>Ah, alright
>> No. 40699598
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>>40699597
>> No. 40699599
>>40699596
"Generally when they're asleep. I've got a base knowledge of sedatives though. "
>> No. 40699600
>>40699597
>Well that's a good juan.
>> No. 40699601
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>>40699598
>Wanna do anything?
>> No. 40699602
>>40699600
>Thanks!
>> No. 40699603
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>>40699601
>Maybe like what?
>> No. 40699604
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>> No. 40699605
>>40699599
O...kay...
Well, I think you'd better make a promise right here and now, to never do that sort of thing again, don't you?
>> No. 40699606
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>>40699603
>Hm...I dunno, someone and Nightfall, if you're up for it?
>> No. 40699607
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>>40699606
>Mehbe.
>> No. 40699608
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>>40699607
>Anyone you'd like from me?
>> No. 40699609
>>40699605
"I swore I'd never do that again as soon as I got away from dad. But I was alone. So I guess right here in front of you. I'm not going to take anything that isn't mine, or hurt anyone ever again."
>He looked around.
"Thank you Esmeralga."
>> No. 40699610
>>40699604
>Hiii

>>40699609
>She smiles and pats his back.
Telling your story certainly helped you feel a little better, huh?
>> No. 40699611
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>>40699608
>NO one in particular ill pass for now sorry
>> No. 40699612
>>40699610
>He nodded fervently
"I've never told anyone before. Thank you."
>He looked at the door
"I'm going to go find him. I know I just met you. But you're the best pony I've ever met."
>> No. 40699613
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>>40699611
>Ah, alright. That's fine!
>> No. 40699614
>>40699612
Seriously? You're going to go back right now, just after you finally got away? What are you going to do?
>> No. 40699615
>>40699614
"I'm going to do what I'm supposed to. I'm going to talk with him. He's family. And the worse he can do is beat me. Then I'll crawl away."
>He stood from the table
"Then I'll get better. Then do it again. He's my dad. I have to love him."
>> No. 40699616
>>40699615
I really don't want you to get beaten though...
>> No. 40699617
>>40699616
"Why?"
>He looked genuinely dumbfounded
"You just met me."
>> No. 40699618
>>40699617
It just shouldn't happen in general. Especially to a nice guy like you.
>> No. 40699619
>>40699618
"Well I have to try to make him stop."
>> No. 40699620
>>40699619
...
Do you really think it will work?
>> No. 40699621
>>40699620
"No."
>He laughed at how cavalier he seemed
"But what's family for?"
>He started for the door.
"You'll probably see me again soon."
>Sorry to cut short. I should have been in bed half hour ago.
>> No. 40699622
>>40699621
>She nods solemnly and waves as she watches him leave.

>Good night!
>> No. 40699624
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>> No. 40699625
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>>40699624
>> No. 40699626
>>40699625

>Morning.
>> No. 40699627
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>>40699624
>>40699625
><Sits>
><Throws up>
>> No. 40699628
>>40699627
>y
>> No. 40699629
File 141681215625.gif - (1.02MB , 320x240 , Thanks cap.gif )
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>>40699628
>I've came down with a cold because the weather went from 60 degrees one day
>Then 90+
>Then windy and cold
>> No. 40699630
>>40699629

>I don't know how Fahrenheit works!
>> No. 40699631
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>>40699630
>15 C
>Then to 32.
>> No. 40699632
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>>40699626
>Morning!

>>40699627
>eww
>> No. 40699633
>>40699631

>...That's so weeeeird!
>> No. 40699634
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>>40699632
>My soul hurts.

>>40699633
>I DON"T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS HAPPENS!
>> No. 40699635
>>40699634

>Science.
>> No. 40699636
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>>40699634
>>40699635
>> No. 40699637
>>40699634
>>40699635
>2 days ago it was 30F degrees
>Today it's going to be 71F
>> No. 40699638
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>>40699637
>Same

>Oh hey you still here
>> No. 40699639
>>40699637

>This is insanity.
>> No. 40699640
>>40699635
>>40699636
>>40699637
>Mets lucky. He just has snow.
>> No. 40699641
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>>40699639
>>40699640
>I'd prefer heat...
>> No. 40699642
>>40699640

>I haven't even had snow yet. Just persistent cold with no rain or anything.
>> No. 40699643
>>40699641
>I will stab your temperature feeling thingy

>>40699642
>Still lucky!
>> No. 40699644
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>> No. 40699645
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>>40699644
>ARe you my mummy?
>> No. 40699646
>>40699644

>Hi you!
>> No. 40699647
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>>40699645
>Mama died in Kuwait
>>40699646
>Heya
>> No. 40699648
>>40699647

>Sup?
>> No. 40699649
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>>40699647
>It was a doctor who ref :O
>> No. 40699650
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>>40699648
>Reading a boook, what about you?

>>40699649
>Missed it.
>> No. 40699651
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>>40699650
>Welp....so.
>> No. 40699652
>>40699650

>About to vanish.
>> No. 40699653
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>>40699651
>Sorry, whats up?

>>40699652
>Where too?
>> No. 40699654
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>>40699653
>Nothing really. Still feeling sick, butnot so bad.
>> No. 40699655
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>>40699654
>Feel up for something?
>> No. 40699656
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>>40699655
>Also learning how Ubisoft is bad. For their workers too.

>And sure, I'm super Frreee
>> No. 40699657
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>>40699656
>Ubisoft Montpellier is one of the few teams they still got that isnt screwing up. Their heyday was Splinter Cell.

>Whatcha want?
>> No. 40699658
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>>40699657
>The problem the emplyee says is that the company doesn't allow them to work on it I guess.

>And we could do ARy and Val
>Or Axel and Miya?
>> No. 40699659
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>>40699658
>That happens, you'd be surprised the kinda crap that goes on back there. I know for Ryse the animation references for combat were taken from The Eagle lol

>Valentina was leaning back in a chair on its two legs. Holding onto the side of the table.
>> No. 40699660
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>>40699659
>I kinda saw it coming. I know ubioft comes out with a bunch of games that are suppose to be super big ever year. I don't see that happening anywhere. Call of duty has three different companies working on it for 3 years :I

>Ary comes along to her back and slowly starts to massage her shoulders
>> No. 40699661
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>>40699660
>I hear AW aint half bad compared to ghost, which isnt saying much.

>She made a little noise, her tail fluffing and her ears perking up, she made a little meow and growl.
MMMNgrro-
>She realized it was Ary and relaxed, leaning back against her.
Bonsoir.
>> No. 40699662
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>>40699661
>Yeah. I haven't touched ghost at all <3< Anything really since mw3

Heeeello Val. I'm here to invade your personal space with back rubs
>> No. 40699663
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>>40699662
>I may not like CoD but I always try each one with a rent.

You do that rather often madam.
>She said calmly, she closed her eyes and relaxed.
>> No. 40699664
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>>40699663
>I'll probably buy it for the ps4 if not to just mix things up a bit and play against people.

Well, I've never done one where I fully rubbed your back have I~?
>> No. 40699665
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>>40699664
>I hear you can go to redbox and rent and if you dont return it they only charge you 20 bucks. I need to test it out.

You have, the first thing we did together when we met.
>> No. 40699666
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>>40699665
>Huh...sounds like a win. I remember I heard you use to beable to get prepaid cared, load them with like, 5 bucks, rent a game, then be done.

Oh...

....

I say that's over due then, wnat me to give you one~?
>> No. 40699667
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>>40699666
>We should try it out, hell even without a prepaid card. The whole 60 bucks down to 20 makes it worth it.

Hmmm, if you insist.
>She set her chair down on its legs and then walked towards the safe.
>> No. 40699668
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>>40699667
>If that works I'd buy all the games!

>>40699667
>Ary walks along with her, arms around her as they go. She goes towards their bed room while taking off her coat
>> No. 40699669
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>>40699668
>I know, I need to get some monay and do it

>>40699668
>She hops onto the bed, she had the revolver she always carried around with her. She began to clean the cylinder, free to be massaged by Ary.
Go ahead.
>> No. 40699670
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>>40699669
>We could take an axe to a redbox...

>Stupid block buster. Why didn't you just buy netflix when you had the chance?

>Ary takes a seat on her but gently, moving her tail to wrap around Ary's lap as she goes in and starts to rub her spine
>> No. 40699671
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>>40699670
>We had a movie gallery, I could of got Mass Effect 2 for like 2 dollars when all the movie stores went under.

>She began to purr lightly, though she was still focused on getting the powder out of the barrel. She tickled her hands with her tail.
>> No. 40699672
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>>40699671
>Shame....I hear there are some blockbusters still around.

>Ary smirks as she purs, rubbing away at all of her tender spots, nomming her tail

I should buy you a new weapons cleaning kit.
>> No. 40699673
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>>40699672
>Id be surprised.

Kiddo might be able to assist with one for this.
>She took the barrel off and checked it.
This used to be hers.
>> No. 40699674
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>>40699673
Awww....but I wanted to get you one as a gift.

>She massaged her shoulders gently but firmly
>> No. 40699675
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>>40699674
I accept it, but this pistol is rather old..and foreign.

>She yawned a little and began to put the pistol back together, rolling the cylinder with a rattle.
>> No. 40699676
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>>40699675
I could get you clint estwoods revolver.

>She went back to rolling her thumbs against her lower back muscles.
>> No. 40699677
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>Oh my god, I had to double to check to make sure I didn't spell clit eastwood

>Oh my god I laughed so hard when I thought I did.

>Oh my god there is shit all over my face and nose now.
>> No. 40699678
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>>40699676
Who is that?
>She said curiously, though she couldnt on her life give away the pistol that her Capitaine gave her.

>>40699677
>Shit.
>Clit Eatswood
>> No. 40699679
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>>40699678
>I'm still laughing. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Some famous movie actor who is kinda bad ass.....but ancient now.
>> No. 40699680
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>>40699679
>Whooa, calm down XD

AHh I see, a movie hero. Heheh.
>She put the pistol away and closed her eyes, resting as the massage went on.
>> No. 40699681
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>>40699680
Mmmmhmm. Bet you'd like his movies.

>Ary kept doing her best to make it as nice as it could for her
>> No. 40699682
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>>40699681
We will have to watch them some time, when you are not busy of course.

>She yawned and purred, her tail swaying side to side.
>> No. 40699683
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>>40699682
I'll make time soon~

>Ary put her arms around her once she was down, Val laying down with Ary's arms around her and Ary laying on her, nuzzling her hair
>> No. 40699684
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>>40699683
Merci.

>She opened her eyes and then turned a little to see her, she rubbed Arys side with her tail.
>> No. 40699685
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>>40699684
...I think I might be sleepy...

>She gently moved her hand to stroke her tail and nuzzle into her hair
>> No. 40699686
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>>40699685
That surprises me greatly.
>She said blinking a few times and tickled her cheeks with her ears.
>> No. 40699687
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>>40699686
Yeaaaah...is it alright if I sleep with my arms around you even though you're probably not tired?
>> No. 40699688
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>>40699687
Of course Aryadne, I have no issue.
>She smiled a little.
I will fall asleep when I feel like it.~
>> No. 40699689
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>>40699688
Well then.

>Ary kicks off her boots, jacket, gloves, and unbucklers her shorts, wrapping her arms around Val and snuggling close to her
>> No. 40699690
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>>40699689
>Val hummed a little lightly to herself and watched her undress, bringing a pillow over to her.
>> No. 40699692
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>>40699690
>Annnnd....Ary soon knocked out, lightly snoring and such.


>As I do!
>> No. 40699693
File 141681953309.jpg - (100.01KB , 560x875 , 1416276622811.jpg )
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>>40699692
>night
>> No. 40699694
>>40699693
>Night. SLeep tight!
>> No. 40699695
>>40699693
>Is that Stroheim?
>> No. 40699696
File 141682455543.png - (16.80KB , 500x500 , Ammie cosplay.png )
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>> No. 40699697
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>>40699696
>Ammie dressed as Ammie?
>> No. 40699698
File 141682484759.png - (113.45KB , 644x587 , Teehee.png )
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>>40699697
>Nope, Mandy dressed as Ammie. :3
>> No. 40699699
>>40699698
>Sexy dark boots and cuffs~
*nuzzles*
>> No. 40699700
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>>40699699
><Hugs tight and cuddles>

>So how're you?
>> No. 40699701
>>40699700
>As usual.
>> No. 40699702
File 141682526779.gif - (750.54KB , 405x500 , Eeee!~.gif )
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>>40699701
>Want to RP?
>> No. 40699703
>>40699702
>Sure, but not for long.
>Who and who?
>> No. 40699704
File 141682549567.png - (156.29KB , 531x859 , Eeeee!.png )
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>>40699703
>Claire and Goplana?

>Ammie and Icy?
>Cleo and someone?
>Benjamin and someone?
>> No. 40699705
>>40699704
>if Ammie is gonna be a fluffy lopuny, then sure.
*Icy is sitting on the floor by some couch, looks like a lazy day for her as she's wearing only pajamas and her make-up is a lot simpler.*

*there's a bag full of some old, worn out wind-up toys. And cheap soda bottles.*
>> No. 40699706
File 141682621704.gif - (750.54KB , 405x500 , Eeee!~.gif )
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>>40699705
"...Hey Icy, wanna' cuddle?"

Oh lookie! It's Ammie! And she looks so cuddly!
>> No. 40699707
>>40699706
Bunny!
*grabs, wrapping her arms and legs around you, tangling her hands and feet together so there's no escape.*
>> No. 40699708
File 141682657118.gif - (750.54KB , 405x500 , Eeee!~.gif )
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>>40699707
And she stands fast, allowing you to hug her like a koala hugs a tree.

"Yeah, I AM a bunny!"

She proceeds to hug you back, holding you in place as she sits down on a couch.
>> No. 40699709
>>40699708
*Cuddles up and starts snoring immediately.*
>> No. 40699710
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>>40699709
"..."

She begins to rub her hands up and down your back, softly squeezing you as you are snuggled in your sleep.
>> No. 40699711
>>40699710
*but after only five minutes nap she suddenly opens her eyes*
I got a new trick! Wanna see?
>> No. 40699712
File 141682714969.jpg - (110.67KB , 900x918 , Peatchy.jpg )
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>>40699711
"Sure! What?"
>> No. 40699713
>>40699712
*but she fell asleep again*
>> No. 40699714
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>>40699713
And Ammie continues to snuggle you lovingly.
>> No. 40699715
>>40699714
*Then she wakes up after ten minutes and immediately jumps off your lap and starts searching for something in the bag of toys.*
Some pony who has toyshop wanted to throw them away, he said they're all faulty and worthless.
>> No. 40699716
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40699716
>>40699715
"...Hey Icy, why do you fall asleep all the time?"
>> No. 40699717
>>40699716
*looks at you perplexed*
I do?
When?
>> No. 40699718
File 141682939487.gif - (750.54KB , 405x500 , Eeee!~.gif )
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>>40699717
"Just, like... You're talking for a few seconds then you fall asleep."
>> No. 40699719
>>40699718
But I feel fine!
>> No. 40699720
File 141682971749.gif - (918.88KB , 500x281 , Huzzah!.gif )
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>>40699719
"Not sleepy at all?"
>> No. 40699721
>>40699720
Noooo...

*she's dozing off again, better catch her*

>I may post slowly now.
>> No. 40699722
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>> No. 40699723
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>>40699721
Fluffy-grab!

"See?"

>>40699722
><Hugs and cuddles>

>2cute5me
>> No. 40699724
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40699724
>>40699723
<GASP!>

<Desperate counter snuggles!>
>> No. 40699725
File 141683138995.jpg - (149.17KB , 717x823 , Kawaaaaii!.jpg )
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>>40699724
>:D
>> No. 40699726
File 141683147595.jpg - (90.83KB , 975x731 , b21261aladdinsane-cropped-975x731.jpg )
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>>40699722
>Get an older version of this and it will be Andrew's gay twin brother, Ziggy Swiftwing.
>> No. 40699727
File 141683154615.png - (357.86KB , 2222x1280 , part of a balanced breakfast.png )
40699727
>>40699725
>D:

>>40699726
>So what's with you and face paint?
>> No. 40699728
>>40699723
I played with toys all night...
>> No. 40699729
File 141683181911.jpg - (196.18KB , 732x1090 , I'm on a rock motherfucker.jpg )
40699729
>>40699727
>?

>>40699728
"...Maybe you should take a nap?"
>> No. 40699730
File 141683201036.png - (224.13KB , 1280x1354 , swaggin it up.png )
40699730
>>40699729
:U
>> No. 40699731
File 141683267871.jpg - (62.63KB , 480x640 , trve black mëtal pända.jpg )
40699731
>>40699729
But then you'll go away and won't see my new trick...

>>40699727
>Face paint is cool, shut oop :I
>> No. 40699732
File 141683281498.png - (202.87KB , 1000x1061 , kiriban without background and effects.png )
40699732
>>40699731
>This Andrew has it in a couple canons just as depicted.
>> No. 40699733
File 141683294795.jpg - (196.18KB , 732x1090 , I'm on a rock motherfucker.jpg )
40699733
>>40699730
>Silly. RP?

>>40699731
"But I'ma be your comfy pillow!"
>> No. 40699734
File 141683307829.png - (7.09MB , 2920x3559 , Captain Andy on Duty!.png )
40699734
>>40699733
>SUre :3
>> No. 40699735
>>40699733
But what if you gotta go eat or poop?

>>40699732
>He has face paint?
>> No. 40699736
>>40699735
>Well technically it's not paint, it's just shaved fur patterns on his face that makes the fur a darker shade.

>Kinda like wolverine I guess, in terms of how you style a beard :L
>> No. 40699737
File 141683331280.gif - (750.54KB , 405x500 , Eeee!~.gif )
40699737
>>40699735
"...I'm a chaosling. I don't need to do those things."
>> No. 40699738
>>40699737
>whod you want?
>> No. 40699739
File 141683360870.jpg - (196.18KB , 732x1090 , I'm on a rock motherfucker.jpg )
40699739
>>40699738
>Someone with this fluffy bunny?
>> No. 40699740
>>40699739
Andy roll, Go!
1d2 = 2
Big
Little

fetching himself coffee
>> No. 40699741
>>40699736
>A Juggalo Andrew D:

>>40699737
Oh, right...
*Uses you as a pillow, your ears as blanket, hiding her feet in the fluffy ends, from cold and hungry boogie men.*
>> No. 40699742
File 141683416389.png - (95.36KB , 786x1017 , confident.png )
40699742
>>40699741
>he's not juggalo though D: it's only the marks on the side of hs face even
>> No. 40699743
File 141683418251.jpg - (122.86KB , 653x1223 , Kitty face.jpg )
40699743
>>40699740
Little Andy now has this thing pick him up gently and snuggle him.

>>40699741
And she softly brushes your hair with her hand, snuggling you closely all the while.
>> No. 40699744
>>40699742
>Is he a trans ethnic, wanting to be a zebra?
>> No. 40699745
File 141683432522.png - (87.50KB , 806x992 , scootaloo_by_paulie15-d634so6.png )
40699745
>>40699743
Just before the little colt was about to sip a mug of coffee, he was snatched up and it falls back onto the counter. "Geh??" he blinked and turned his head to spot the bunny. "B-buh?"
>> No. 40699746
File 141683450994.jpg - (196.18KB , 732x1090 , I'm on a rock motherfucker.jpg )
40699746
>>40699745
>I did say gently.

"..."

The bunny retrives the cup for you and returns it.

"There we go!"
>> No. 40699747
File 141683463353.png - (50.02KB , 900x675 , happy_scoots_by_mylittlepinkiedash-d4n3zlh.png )
40699747
>>40699746
>Yeah but he was still surrpised :O and he's never seen this before.

He calmed down a bit and giggled as he realized it was a fluffy friend! He'd come to known fluffy friends were pretyt harmless and just wanted snuggles as she was doing... it was actually common practice for Andrew to be picked up like she did.

He smiled at the mug of straight black coffee and giggled. "Thanks!" He then took a sip of it. "...." his face twisted up a bit and he 'blech!'s out as he lets his tonge droop out. "Eww"
>> No. 40699748
File 141683485280.jpg - (121.15KB , 1024x1406 , QwQ.jpg )
40699748
>>40699747
"...I don't like coffee either. I like chocolate milk more."
>> No. 40699749
File 141683504359.png - (92.37KB , 894x894 , im not so sure of that___.png )
40699749
>>40699748
He coughed a bit. "Bluuuh that was pretty bad!" he shivered a bit. "I usualy have juice anyways.."
>> No. 40699750
>>40699749
"...Wanna get juice instead?"
>> No. 40699751
File 141683541437.png - (50.02KB , 900x675 , happy_scoots_by_mylittlepinkiedash-d4n3zlh.png )
40699751
>>40699750
"I like orange juice~!"
>> No. 40699752
>>40699743
*snoozes for a few hours, then wakes up*
Hey, wanna see a trick?
>> No. 40699753
File 141683720547.png - (51.19KB , 245x230 , HYAAAAAAH.png )
40699753
>> No. 40699754
>I'll be going for now, bye
>> No. 40699755
File 141684267672.png - (475.26KB , 1600x1056 , Silly smile.png )
40699755
>It's fun knowing that somene's entire theory can be torn apart by searching google.
>> No. 40699756
File 141684268706.png - (1.96KB , 406x500 , X_standing.png )
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>> No. 40699757
>>40699755
>Google lies!
>> No. 40699758
File 141684348912.png - (495.05KB , 810x604 , no.png )
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>>40699757
>You lie.
>> No. 40699759
File 141684383176.gif - (1.13MB , 152x199 , Panda realizes the consequences of his actions.gif )
40699759
>>40699757
>>40699758
>Then logically, he's Google
>> No. 40699760
>>40699758
>No u
>> No. 40699761
File 141684388918.jpg - (830.25KB , 1280x856 , FalloutNew vegas- Honest Hearts.jpg )
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>> No. 40699762
>>40699760
>So... want Icy to meet Alga?
>> No. 40699763
File 141684488269.png - (136.49KB , 937x1112 , 2_ Dulset huh by Prince Bluelolz.png )
40699763
>It's crazy warm today!
>> No. 40699764
>>40699763
>Yeah...
>> No. 40699765
File 141684503928.png - (1.96KB , 406x500 , X_standing.png )
40699765
>>40699763
>A good warm welcome.
>> No. 40699766
>It's freezing today.
>> No. 40699767
>>40699766
>What weather control machine? I mean, nothing.
>> No. 40699768
>>40699767

>Thanks for keeping the rain away at least.
>> No. 40699769
File 141684608146.jpg - (196.18KB , 732x1090 , I'm on a rock motherfucker.jpg )
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>> No. 40699770
>>40699769

>Hi you.
>> No. 40699771
File 141684622779.jpg - (41.77KB , 512x386 , Diabesut.jpg )
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>>40699770
>Hiiii!~♥
>> No. 40699772
>>40699771

>You're in a good mood.
>> No. 40699773
File 141684634503.jpg - (197.67KB , 1000x797 , Bath time!.jpg )
40699773
>>40699772
>Let's just say I am. : D

>How about you?
>> No. 40699774
>>40699773

>Ditto :3
>> No. 40699775
File 141684643336.jpg - (110.67KB , 900x918 , Peatchy.jpg )
40699775
>>40699774
>Want to RP with this fluffy bunny?
>> No. 40699776
>>40699775

>Maybe. Who with?
>> No. 40699777
File 141684662506.jpg - (32.43KB , 300x350 , Staaare.jpg )
40699777
>>40699776
>I have no preference. Either Gretchen or Lotse.
>> No. 40699778
>>40699777

d2 = 1 g l
>> No. 40699779
File 141684674820.jpg - (309.94KB , 700x560 , WOAH!.jpg )
40699779
>>40699778
"Hey Gretchen! Look, my handies are all fluffy~♥"
>> No. 40699780
>>40699779

...Isn't that normal for rabbits?
>> No. 40699781
File 141684689610.jpg - (78.64KB , 700x501 , 06selfik_z_misiem.jpg )
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>> No. 40699782
>>40699781
>I kinda want Alga to at least meet Icy.
>> No. 40699783
File 141684707380.jpg - (116.74KB , 1253x1122 , lopunny.jpg )
40699783
>>40699780
"...Well... Maybe. But not this amount of fluffy, see?" she says, holding her handies out to you.

They're like furry cuff-links.
>> No. 40699784
>>40699782
>Why? You nuts?
>> No. 40699785
File 141684713100.jpg - (41.77KB , 512x386 , Diabesut.jpg )
40699785
>>40699781
><RUbs her flufyf ears in your face>
>> No. 40699786
>>40699783

Why is your fluff so inconsistent? Your ears are like twice as big as the rest of you because of it.
>> No. 40699787
>>40699784
>Bored and nuts
>> No. 40699788
File 141684723689.gif - (750.54KB , 405x500 , Eeee!~.gif )
40699788
>>40699786
"...Gretchen, do you really think I'm gonna' make sense?"
>> No. 40699789
>>40699785
>*Sneezes. Snot everywhere :c *
>> No. 40699790
>>40699785
>*Sneezes. Snot everywhere :c *
>> No. 40699791
File 141684730236.jpg - (32.43KB , 300x350 , Staaare.jpg )
40699791
>>40699789
>>40699790
>Gross.

>RP?
>> No. 40699792
>>40699788

>She frowns.
I want to make sense of you.
>> No. 40699793
File 141684742478.jpg - (253.35KB , 691x914 , Huh.jpg )
40699793
>>40699792
"I can't make sense of me." she giggles, before sticking her tongue out.

"Well... Sometimes I can. Sometimes it's like my everything just stops for a little while. "
>> No. 40699794
File 141684744928.png - (2.79KB , 520x500 , Zero_Running.png )
40699794
>So this figure enters the bar.
>> No. 40699795
>>40699793

I know that feeling. Sudden moments of clarity.
>> No. 40699796
File 141684751497.png - (16.80KB , 500x500 , Ammie cosplay.png )
40699796
>>40699794
And this figure waves.

>>40699795
"Yeah. It's nice! And kinda' scary."
>> No. 40699797
>>40699796

Scary?
>> No. 40699798
>>40699787
>>40699791
>Okay, but for sone reason pcjan is loading slowly for me and I may have to disappear soon but I don't know where.


>Spahns, continue this? >>40699752
>> No. 40699799
File 141684768145.gif - (750.54KB , 405x500 , Eeee!~.gif )
40699799
>>40699797
"Scary like suddenly things are... Like... Real. Really real and serious."

>>40699752
"...Mmm...? 'Kay."
>> No. 40699800
>>40699799

And how's that scary?
>> No. 40699801
>>40699798
>Ok?
>> No. 40699802
File 141684794194.jpg - (32.43KB , 300x350 , Staaare.jpg )
40699802
>>40699800
"...I don't like serious."
>> No. 40699803
>>40699802

How come?
>> No. 40699804
File 141684801959.png - (113.45KB , 644x587 , Teehee.png )
40699804
>>40699803
"I just..."

She shrugs.

"Don't. I get nervous, and then I get panicy, and then I just feel scared."
>> No. 40699805
>>40699799
*Jumps off you and searches through the toys in the bag.*
So i told you that I have a bag of broken wind up toys, right?
*Finds a mouse one and hands it to you.*
Check it very carefully.
>> No. 40699806
File 141684807777.jpg - (121.15KB , 1024x1406 , QwQ.jpg )
40699806
>>40699805
And so she does, looking the small toy over.

"Oooo?... I like mice, y'know. They're cute."
>> No. 40699807
File 141684809077.jpg - (175.24KB , 850x638 , sample-18e298a4b9d40301cbb7aa4a3987373d anast.jpg )
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>> No. 40699808
>>40699804

That's not a good thing...
>> No. 40699809
File 141684810990.png - (2.38KB , 418x500 , Zero_Standing_4.png )
40699809
>>40699796
"Heya Ammie."
>> No. 40699810
>>40699807

>Hi
>> No. 40699811
>>40699801
>So you really really want to or leave that for later?
>> No. 40699812
File 141684832975.gif - (1.33MB , 400x240 , gEYVUBr.gif )
40699812
>>40699810
>Hi
>> No. 40699813
File 141684835623.jpg - (196.18KB , 732x1090 , I'm on a rock motherfucker.jpg )
40699813
>>40699807
><Grabs and hugs>

>>40699809
"Heya' Ranger!"

>>40699808
"...I know." she says with a sigh, pouting.

"...Can we talk about something else?"
>> No. 40699814
>>40699812

>Sup?
>> No. 40699815
File 141684838991.png - (129.07KB , 720x640 , mnN5bjl.png )
40699815
>>40699813
>Hug dia insted!
>>40699814
>Waking up. Uoi?
>> No. 40699816
>>40699813

Alright then, what do you want to talk about?
>> No. 40699817
File 141684840395.png - (2.42KB , 434x500 , Zero_Standing.png )
40699817
>>40699813
"How are you this afternoon?"
>> No. 40699818
>>40699815

>Bored. Not feeling great.
>> No. 40699819
File 141684854375.jpg - (84.76KB , 394x425 , kurwa cyborg dziwko.jpg )
40699819
>Sorry, time's up, I may not appear anymore today, bye.
>> No. 40699820
File 141684855250.jpg - (32.26KB , 592x418 , oXRa2fz.jpg )
40699820
>>40699818
>Im sorry to hear that. I woke up wanting to talk to you bout some stuff on skype when u get back
>> No. 40699821
>>40699811
>I don't mind either way.
>> No. 40699822
File 141684876884.png - (57.55KB , 174x231 , Pose.png )
40699822
>>40699815
>Hokies.

><Ottercuddles>

>>40699816
"Let's talk about Christmas!"

>>40699817
"Pretty good, you?"
>> No. 40699823
File 141684879736.jpg - (176.92KB , 915x608 , txLBRYC.jpg )
40699823
>>40699822
>Hah I tricked u. It was a weasel!
>> No. 40699824
>>40699822

...Remember my first Christmas here?
>> No. 40699825
File 141684883023.jpg - (197.67KB , 1000x797 , Bath time!.jpg )
40699825
>>40699823
>Still adorable, I like weasels.
>> No. 40699826
File 141684885280.png - (280.41KB , 741x792 , GASP!.png )
40699826
>>40699824
"..."

She shakes her head.
>> No. 40699827
File 141684889748.jpg - (91.66KB , 500x375 , 2051239460_b239994b4c.jpg )
40699827
>>40699825
>Who doesn't? They're godless killing machines wrapped in the skin of pure daaaaaw
>> No. 40699828
>>40699826

>She frowns.
Really? You don't remember when I first saw snow?
>> No. 40699829
File 141684894841.jpg - (196.18KB , 732x1090 , I'm on a rock motherfucker.jpg )
40699829
>>40699827
>As are most things.
>> No. 40699830
File 141684896963.gif - (750.54KB , 405x500 , Eeee!~.gif )
40699830
>>40699828
"Oh yeeeah! That was so cute!"
>> No. 40699831
File 141684897845.jpg - (170.02KB , 915x660 , S3uYC27.jpg )
40699831
>>40699829
>Especially Ammie
>> No. 40699832
>>40699830

It was not!
>> No. 40699833
File 141684911576.jpg - (196.18KB , 732x1090 , I'm on a rock motherfucker.jpg )
40699833
>>40699832
"...Yes."

>>40699831
>♥
>> No. 40699834
File 141684914640.png - (2.39KB , 460x500 , Zero_Standing_3.png )
40699834
>>40699822
"Bored as hell."
>> No. 40699835
>>40699833

You cuter...
>> No. 40699836
File 141684920237.jpg - (147.87KB , 1280x720 , It is I, Stove man!.jpg )
40699836
>> No. 40699837
File 141684976623.gif - (918.88KB , 500x281 , Huzzah!.gif )
40699837
>>40699834
"...You said a swear."

>>40699835
"You're beautiful then."

>>40699836
>Wat
>> No. 40699838
File 141684984729.png - (2.39KB , 460x500 , Zero_Standing_3.png )
40699838
>>40699837
"I'm sorry, Ammie... I've been in a really random and bad mood lately."

>Off to the movies, Can we continue this later?
>> No. 40699839
File 141684993528.png - (445.01KB , 764x842 , Bwushy.png )
40699839
>>40699838
>Bye!
>> No. 40699840
>>40699839
>Wanna continue from yesterday?
>> No. 40699841
File 141685032599.jpg - (41.77KB , 512x386 , Diabesut.jpg )
40699841
>>40699840
>Sure, if you'd like.
>> No. 40699842
>>40699837

How many times do we need to have this discussion?
>> No. 40699843
>>40699837
>Glitches!
>> No. 40699844
File 141685041183.jpg - (92.53KB , 700x700 , Hides.jpg )
40699844
>>40699842
"Forever!" she says, before hugging ytou with her flufyf ears
>> No. 40699845
>>40699844

>She grumbles and hugs back.
>> No. 40699846
File 141685058535.png - (156.29KB , 531x859 , Eeeee!.png )
40699846
>>40699845
"Hey, don't you grumble at me~"
>> No. 40699847
>>40699846

Or else what?
>> No. 40699848
>>40699841
>So Ammie just got a fancy bunny sweater from Rarity, which Alga paid for.
Bet you can't wait to try it on, huh~?
>> No. 40699849
File 141685069315.jpg - (9.73KB , 189x200 , Strike a pose.jpg )
40699849
>>40699847
"I give you fluffy cuddles until you fall asleep~"

>>40699848
Ammie just gives an excited little squee, nodding happily.
>> No. 40699850
>>40699849

...
>She purposefully grumbles more!
>> No. 40699851
>>40699849
So let's see, what other "normal girl" stuff can we do...? Oh hey, I never got to ask, how's your shop doing? Making good sales?
>> No. 40699852
File 141685095654.jpg - (122.86KB , 653x1223 , Kitty face.jpg )
40699852
>>40699850
Ammie wraps her arms and legs around you in a comfortably tight embrace, her fluffy balls of fluff around her ankles and her wrists making this a rather enjoyable experience.

Her ears also come into play, acting as a pair of thick, fluffy blankets that cocoon you in a warm, loving cuddle.

She even hums a quiet little tune as she nuzzles her cheek against yours, so soft and plush~

>>40699851
"It's more of Mandies thing, the whole business side. I make the dolls, she sells them, and Amanda handles the... Like... Money side."
>> No. 40699854
File 141685121656.png - (67.81KB , 225x225 , 437.png )
40699854
>> No. 40699855
>>40699852
Oooh, is that how it is? Hm...
Have you had to make a lot of new dolls?
>> No. 40699856
File 141685126680.jpg - (129.06KB , 500x417 , Map of European Leaders.jpg )
40699856
>RP?
>> No. 40699857
File 141685130222.gif - (624.23KB , 500x278 , Grappling hook get!.gif )
40699857
>>40699855
"Mhm! And a few new designs! Wanna' see?"
>> No. 40699858
>Varmus "Oh shit half of my nightmares are like this"
1d480+420 = 657

>Kiddo "Eh, I'm gonna do this blind for extra challenge" *blindfolds self*
1d480+420 = 604

>Teton "Hahaha deeckbuttz"
1d480+420 = 519

>Pear Lite "DOMMIEEEE THIS IS AWESOME"
1d480+420 = 521

>Billyfish "Eeeenope."
>> No. 40699859
File 141685151401.png - (33.46KB , 500x450 , I laff at you!.png )
40699859
>>40699858
>> No. 40699860
>>40699858
>>40699859

>Rinku- "AHHHHHHH"
>d480 + 420 = 767
>Jonah- "LET ME SHOOT THEM I SWEAR TO GOD"
>d480 + 420 = 840
>Penny- SKREEEEEE
>d480 + 420 = 710
>> No. 40699861
>>40699854
>Hello!

>>40699857
Oh absolutely~! Should we head over now~?
>> No. 40699862
File 141685176492.png - (167.68KB , 400x304 , 442.png )
40699862
>>40699861
>Good morning! Sorry again about just up and leaving last night. What's up?
>> No. 40699863
>>40699862
>Nah it was pretty late. Esmeralga is out in Canterlot with a young human looking girl if you want a place to step in.
>> No. 40699864
>>40699863
>Sure. Why not. Thanks mate.
>Swift limps into the bar, covered in bruises bandaids
>> No. 40699865
>>40699864
>If he wants to see Esmeralga, she's outside, in Canterlot.
>> No. 40699866
File 141685243255.png - (118.74KB , 448x334 , 059.png )
40699866
>> No. 40699867
>>40699865
>Nah. He just got his arse beat. Doesn't make much sense to go wondering just yet. Y'know?
>> No. 40699868
>>40699867
>Ok.
>> No. 40699869
File 141685283360.png - (247.44KB , 320x472 , 417.png )
40699869
>>40699866
>Mine countenance whereupon!
>>40699868
>Swift scanned the bar to see if there were any patrons to talk to.

Last edited at Mon, Nov 24th, 2014 11:15

>> No. 40699870
File 141685302436.gif - (2.95MB , 360x360 , aimless friday nights.gif )
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>> No. 40699871
File 141685321279.jpg - (215.13KB , 915x608 , BIp7k02.jpg )
40699871
>>40699870
>Varmusetta puppy
>> No. 40699872
>>40699871

>No, Varmusetta and Silver's offspring
>Too lazy to be real V.
>> No. 40699873
File 141685338246.jpg - (129.44KB , 762x1047 , wink.jpg )
40699873
>> No. 40699874
>>40699870
>>40699871
>>40699872
>If you said that you clearly dunno how lazy and apathetic she can be.
>> No. 40699875
File 141685349945.png - (359.86KB , 350x350 , fuck you too.png )
40699875
>>40699874

>She and Silver have to have something in common!
>> No. 40699876
File 141685361472.jpg - (130.73KB , 1024x713 , Name_is_marston_john_marston_by_mariemaillard-d30iyf8.jpg )
40699876
>SO WHO WANTS RP[
>> No. 40699877
>>40699876
>>40699869
>> No. 40699878
>>40699869
>Who and who?
>> No. 40699879
>>40699878
>well the first one was replying to Eggman in a thong. I'm new here, swift is a pink unicorn. I was rping with Dulset earlier but I think they ded'd.
>> No. 40699880
>>40699879
>I'm here, Esmeralga's just not there right now.

Last edited at Mon, Nov 24th, 2014 11:33

>> No. 40699881
>>40699879
>Huh.

>Well, I have several characters you may like. One is an Earth Pony Pyromancer, the second is a Guardsmare, and the third is a very cheery human.
>> No. 40699882
>>40699881
>Oooooh. A cop? That sounds like a party. Well Swift is in a corner, recovering from a serious beating.
>> No. 40699883
File 141685407679.jpg - (64.46KB , 640x479 , I can see your soul!.jpg )
40699883
So hey! This thing is in the bar, probably!
>> No. 40699884
File 141685412076.jpg - (10.91KB , 159x227 , karen da.jpg )
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>>40699883

Hi Ammie.
>> No. 40699885
>>40699883
>?
>>40699861
>> No. 40699886
File 141685418364.jpg - (61.31KB , 371x473 , I dropped the sop.jpg )
40699886
>Actually, crap, IRL happening.
>> No. 40699887
File 141685448160.png - (361.56KB , 800x650 , PONYTAIL.png )
40699887
>And that, is not quite enough to beat emilias score!
>> No. 40699888
File 141685464173.png - (120.65KB , 500x276 , Ritsu's license.png )
40699888
1d480+420 = 560
>Valentina- "I think I killed a few of these!"

1d480+420 = 676
>Anami- "Like that one time we landed on some island, Death Island?"

1d480+420 = 524
>Ritsu- "Yeahh, come run with us Ritsu, it'll be a great party..have a few laughs..get some exercise."

1d480+420 = 615
>Miya- "Loud rap music playing"

1d480+420 = 860
>Djinni- "Why cant I change into a horse! Oh yeah."
>> No. 40699889
>>40699887
>>40699888
>Wooo, more zambies!
>> No. 40699890
File 141685476335.jpg - (178.84KB , 1777x997 , 1405318024062.jpg )
40699890
>>40699888
1d480+420 = 436
>Ida- "Can I have just one specimen?"

1d480+420 = 494
>Rocky- "HAHA IM DEAD
>> No. 40699891
File 141685485962.jpg - (3.02MB , 2000x2700 , 583a78fc4a938f197caa005fdbf3fa98.jpg )
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>>40699888
>>40699889
>>40699890
>OH OHO OH OH OH OH

>WE GOT A NEW FIRST PLLACER!
>> No. 40699892
>>40699891
>... Wait, why are we even running?

>Zombies are, like, real slow.
>> No. 40699893
File 141685497885.png - (565.34KB , 1280x720 , Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru_ - 07.png )
40699893
>>40699891
>"I hereby solemnly swear to not taking performance enhancing drugs. *Ahem*"
>> No. 40699894
File 141685501206.png - (194.80KB , 600x374 , At the pool.png )
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>>40699892
>These are fast zombies. Because who cares to play by your rule of zombies!

>>40699893
>"Ma'am. We're gonna need your piss." - Bear Grills.
>> No. 40699895
>>40699891
>Hey, what if the person who places in last dies? :3
>> No. 40699896
>>40699894
>Fast Zombies

>That's not a fucking zombie, that's a sick person
>> No. 40699897
File 141685511506.jpg - (122.94KB , 894x894 , Yeah ha!.jpg )
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>>40699895
>well that's kinda grim for a contest made for the grand opening of a burger place <#<

>>40699896
><Pulls ur triggers>
>> No. 40699898
>>40699897
> D:
>> No. 40699899
>>40699898
>Seriously though, what do you classify a L4D zombie then?
>> No. 40699900
>>40699899
>Sick people.

>As in, it's strictly said in the canon that they're sick people.
>> No. 40699901
File 141685542993.gif - (1.97MB , 510x416 , OH SHI.gif )
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>>40699900
>Stupid.
>> No. 40699902
File 141685546916.jpg - (77.39KB , 620x497 , I watch you masturbate.jpg )
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>>40699901
>Also, why do people Waifuize the Witches?
>> No. 40699903
File 141685552344.png - (417.98KB , 500x605 , This is how I imagine Nightshades player eating pizza.png )
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>>40699902
>Who? Who does that? Who the fuck do you talk to?
>> No. 40699904
>>40699903
>People made a waifu out of that god ugly Special Infected.
>> No. 40699905
File 141685562143.jpg - (82.58KB , 556x700 , ____fuck color.jpg )
40699905
>>40699904
>Who are these people? I've never seen that before in my life.
>> No. 40699906
File 141685562236.gif - (710.92KB , 500x280 , 1416613143686.gif )
40699906
>>40699903
>>40699902
>>40699904
>If you find pretty art I guess its okay.
>> No. 40699907
File 141685567078.png - (672.46KB , 926x1518 , 130946525822.png )
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>>40699906
>That's true.....they always make them 1000times prettier then they should.
>> No. 40699908
File 141685567416.gif - (159.35KB , 500x281 , Pacific+Rim+in+a+nutshell_+I+really+liked+pacific+rim_466620_4718089.gif )
40699908
>SO RP?
>> No. 40699909
File 141685610526.jpg - (6.33KB , 178x283 , 3232523523.jpg )
40699909
Hello everyone it's m-
No wait, screw this, forgot my costume, be right back, dont drop your whatever you were doing
>> No. 40699910
>>40699909
Knock knock.
>> No. 40699911
>>40699908
>I've been waiting for you to bring your guardsmare in.
>> No. 40699912
File 141685622745.png - (601.26KB , 800x1149 , yes.png )
40699912
OKay done, disregard whatever happened before and I won't have to use that flashy thingy
>> No. 40699913
File 141685626956.jpg - (44.57KB , 567x831 , Alethia_by_Elain.jpg )
40699913
>>40699911
> Than say so!
Well, this mare just stumbled into the bar.
>>40699912
>>40699909
Knock knock!
>> No. 40699914
>>40699913
>I thought I did. My bad. Sorry m8
>A rather bruised and beaten stallion looks at the new character in the bar.
"Hello ma'am!"
>He calls over with a friendly, albeit shaky voice
>> No. 40699915
File 141685641076.jpg - (40.17KB , 600x449 , 61377a2a4a40b0f54304bc719cf08e20.jpg )
40699915
>>40699913
>>40699910
>Opens trashcan
"Nope. You're still ugly. I'm sober as fuck and I can fix that here and now but you can't fix yourself darling. "
"Free tip: don't do meth."
>> No. 40699916
File 141685654499.jpg - (27.61KB , 375x363 , Alethia Surprised.jpg )
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>>40699915
And then a bunch of grown ass men in armor climbed out of the trashcans and ran out crying.

>Congratulations. You hurt XCOM's feelings.
>>40699914
"... Uh, hello." she said, nodding to him.
>> No. 40699917
File 141685660408.jpg - (154.86KB , 709x711 , 1385336329995.jpg )
40699917
>>40699916
>...What precisely does knock knocking and trash cans have to do with X-Communists?
>> No. 40699918
File 141685663693.gif - (15.84KB , 300x200 , AmericanDad_Roger.gif )
40699918
>>40699916
"I don't mean it's gonna make you uglier, I just mean its gonna be wasted on you. Thank you, have a good day, send a postcard."
>> No. 40699919
>>40699917
>I dunno, I wanted to make a "Knock knock" "Who is it?" "THIS IS XCOM, ALIUMS GO HOME" joke.
>> No. 40699920
>>40699916
"Fine morning wouldn't you say?"
>He seemed a little too happy, being in the shape he was
>> No. 40699921
File 141685677833.jpg - (27.61KB , 375x363 , Alethia Surprised.jpg )
40699921
>>40699920
"... Sir, what happened to you?"
>> No. 40699922
>>40699921
>He smiled slightly, but winced and simply returned to a neutral face
"Whatever do you mean?"
>> No. 40699923
File 141685702241.jpg - (26.99KB , 366x353 , Alethia Tired.jpg )
40699923
>>40699922
"You look like someone beat you up."
>> No. 40699924
>>40699923
"Do I? Hardly noticed."
>He took a quick look at his battered body
>> No. 40699925
File 141685731181.jpg - (27.61KB , 375x363 , Alethia Surprised.jpg )
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>>40699924
"...Say tha again."
She takes off an amulet from her neck.

>Please state whether he's lying or not.
>> No. 40699926
>>40699925
>Lying through his teeth. But he's pretty decent at it
"I said I didn't notice a thing."
>> No. 40699927
File 141685755779.jpg - (27.79KB , 385x362 , Alethia false.jpg )
40699927
>>40699926
>Doesn't matter. As long as he knows he's lying.
Her horn lights up and her eyes turn red.
"False. You're lying."
>> No. 40699928
>>40699927
>Understood
>His ears went limp and his head lowered a few inches
"Well that's just cheating"
>> No. 40699929
File 141685765870.jpg - (27.04KB , 355x362 , Alethia Slightly angry.jpg )
40699929
>>40699928
She puts the amulet back on.
"Why are you lying to a Royal Guard?"
>> No. 40699930
>>40699929
>He perked back up upon learning she was a guard
"Well for starters I had no idea you were a guard. Also because I'm not keen on reliving a beating, Let alone one that will most likely be repeated."
>> No. 40699931
File 141685781556.jpg - (26.99KB , 366x353 , Alethia Tired.jpg )
40699931
>>40699930
"...
The shield on my butt isn't there for decoration.

Second, it's my job to make sure the citizens of Equestria don't get beat up."
>> No. 40699932
>>40699931
"Fair enough."
>He shrugged
"But it's honestly nothing to worry about."
>> No. 40699933
File 141685806952.jpg - (27.04KB , 355x362 , Alethia Slightly angry.jpg )
40699933
>>40699932
"... Why aren't you telling me?"
>> No. 40699934
>>40699933
"Cause it's sort of a family matter."
>> No. 40699935
File 141685821979.jpg - (27.61KB , 375x363 , Alethia Surprised.jpg )
40699935
>>40699934
"..."
She takes off the amulet.
"Domestic abuse?"
>> No. 40699936
>>40699935
"Hardly."
>> No. 40699937
>>40699936
>Truth? False?
>> No. 40699938
File 141685856809.png - (887.19KB , 640x960 , 2844ae4f0b6bf841f30ade56e2dee752.png )
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>> No. 40699939
>>40699937
>Sorry. Mostly true
>> No. 40699940
File 141685869068.jpg - (27.84KB , 374x360 , Alethia truth.jpg )
40699940
>>40699939
Her eyes glow green.
"True.

... Huh. What's the deal, then?"
>>40699938
>It's a guy!
>> No. 40699941
File 141685874247.jpg - (65.86KB , 359x794 , 1.jpg )
40699941
>>40699940

>Huh?
>> No. 40699942
>>40699940
"Well to make a long story short, I was being forced to work in the family business. And I ran out. I went back to talk it out. And he didn't take it too well."
>All true.
>Aaand I'm being hauled off. I'll be on later. Sorry mate
>> No. 40699943
>>40699941
>You;re a guy!
>> No. 40699944
File 141685917744.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40699944
>>40699943

>Yes, I am.
>> No. 40699945
>>40699944
>Lotse's a guy too
>> No. 40699946
File 141685927359.jpg - (46.41KB , 607x825 , Not a puppy.jpg )
40699946
>>40699945

>No she isn't.
>> No. 40699947
File 141685933370.jpg - (94.42KB , 1600x900 , 1371841533_twdclementine1.jpg )
40699947
>>40699946
>...

>Essy's secretly a boy?
>> No. 40699948
File 141685940752.gif - (831.82KB , 500x281 , Oh shit clothes.gif )
40699948
>>40699947

>The fuck?
>> No. 40699949
File 141685954421.png - (146.54KB , 373x314 , A-Amchi-sama.png )
40699949
>>40699948
>Can you prove she isn't?
>> No. 40699950
File 141685969718.jpg - (427.70KB , 697x1000 , Fuck yeah bitches.jpg )
40699950
>>40699949

>I shouldn't.
>> No. 40699951
File 141685991860.png - (213.63KB , 376x382 , hey this is sorta cute.png )
40699951
>>40699950
>Pfff.

>Should I actually roll for it?
>> No. 40699952
File 141685999639.jpg - (89.92KB , 400x569 , I don't suit dresses.jpg )
40699952
>>40699951

>No.
>> No. 40699953
>>40699952
>Oh well.

>What now?
>> No. 40699954
>>40699953

>I'unno.
>> No. 40699955
File 141686063662.jpg - (80.98KB , 1092x1600 , 1365683205037.jpg )
40699955
>Ida put the phone down and leaned back in her chair groaning a little. She looked to any Krieger that may near by, as she had remembered today was a particularly important day.
It is time, to release your 2 brothers from the hushed caskets.
>She said indicating it was time to hatch the two super soldiers from their tanks.
This day suddenly took a turn for the better.
>> No. 40699956
File 141686078808.jpg - (48.02KB , 597x336 , super-soldier-art-wolfenstein-the-new-order-hd-1920x1080.jpg )
40699956
>>40699955
The nearby soldats nodded and walked over to their entombed brethren, carefully going through the procedures that they had been taught to do for this day while resisting the urge to mumble Techpriest litanies.
>> No. 40699957
File 141686092468.png - (600.60KB , 1280x720 , tumblr_mw447d8IEm1qmouyyo2_1280.png )
40699957
>>40699956
>She approached a console and began to do her own work. She spoke softly and said.
Releasing IV, and intravenous systems. Remain still.
>The Kriegers in the tank, much taller, more broad, and incredibly strong would feel as the various plugs and tubes were gently pulled away. Their muscles would quake to life.
>> No. 40699958
>>40699956
>I wonder if I should point out that for these next few days, whenever Alga meets Kelly's eye, she'll be giving a mysterious, self assured smirk.
>> No. 40699959
>>40699958

>If Lotse ever spots that she's gonna ask :3
>> No. 40699960
File 141686138803.jpg - (187.43KB , 1558x1166 , helmet_project_by_progv-d4tlykn.jpg )
40699960
>>40699957
Those within the tubes would awaken from their slumber at the feeling of their attachments falling away, and they would sluggishly flex the fibers of their form as the liquid within was drained away and they once more stood on their own two feet. For a moment they were forced to use the walls of their prison for support, but by the time the door before them gave way they stepped out with as much confidence as when they stepped in.
>> No. 40699961
File 141686157866.jpg - (31.50KB , 225x350 , 204393.jpg )
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>>40699960
This is excellent...
>She said looking up at the hulk sized men.
Not only is this magnificent results, but you are also a successful experiment.
>She was happily logging notes as she hummed and sang a little melody. Then she said briskly to the Krieger who assisted her.
Bring me the Gunnery Sergeant, and Leftenant of this Section.
>> No. 40699962
>>40699959
>Go ahead if you want, we can say it just happened.
>> No. 40699963
File 141686184831.jpg - (20.73KB , 300x300 , chibibi.jpg )
40699963
>>40699962

>Alright, so it just happened and Kelly just walked out.
What's all that about, Alga?
>> No. 40699964
>>40699963
>Alga turns in slight surprise.
Huh? What was what about?
>> No. 40699965
File 141686209313.jpg - (427.70KB , 697x1000 , Fuck yeah bitches.jpg )
40699965
>>40699964

I saw that look.
>> No. 40699966
>>40699965
>She looks away, still smirking a bit.
Oh, was it that obvious?
>> No. 40699967
File 141686231467.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40699967
>>40699966

Maybe it would have been concealed better if there was anything else to get my attention.
>> No. 40699968
>>40699967
So you spend your time watching me~?
Do you actually know Kelly by the way?
>> No. 40699969
File 141686257612.png - (887.19KB , 640x960 , 2844ae4f0b6bf841f30ade56e2dee752.png )
40699969
>>40699968

I'm just that bored today, yes.
No, why?
>> No. 40699970
>>40699969
Well then...
>She winks and turns around, swinging her tail at Lotse.
It's a secret~.
>> No. 40699971
File 141686292306.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40699971
>>40699970

Tease. As usual.
>> No. 40699972
>>40699971
Well this time it's justified~. Surprises are worth teasing about~.
>> No. 40699973
File 141686311139.png - (887.19KB , 640x960 , 2844ae4f0b6bf841f30ade56e2dee752.png )
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>>40699972

Oh, you've got some big event planned?
>> No. 40699974
File 141686311847.jpg - (201.25KB , 733x957 , 140713388997.jpg )
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>>40699961
The soldiers nodded and an apparently silent discussion was conducted between them before two of them ran off in seperate directions for the requested officers.

A minute later they would arrive, their uniforms and gear as pristine as ever. The 'Leftenant' had actually chosen to styilize the plating of his left arm with white stripes in light of his new title, something that he would most certainly have not gotten away with in the regiment.
>> No. 40699975
File 141686321857.jpg - (80.98KB , 1092x1600 , 1365683205037.jpg )
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>>40699974
>She was about to speak, she noticed his little marking on his plating. She gently touched it and smiled.
Your names are Leftenant Daley and Gunnery Sergeant Highway now, do you understand?

Both of you are about to have a little responsibility.
>> No. 40699976
>>40699973
Not quite. Guess again~?
>> No. 40699977
File 141686332782.jpg - (182.96KB , 600x834 , badass explosions n shit.jpg )
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>>40699976

Well obviously it's something to do with that Kelly.
>> No. 40699978
>>40699977
Mhmmm~?
>> No. 40699979
File 141686342309.jpg - (156.10KB , 420x630 , 16 years.jpg )
40699979
>>40699978

If it's you, it's probably something hypno...
>> No. 40699980
File 141686345975.jpg - (103.43KB , 550x650 , Wales Most Regretted Text.jpg )
40699980
>>40699979
>> No. 40699981
>>40699979
That's how you think of me? Geeeeez~.
>> No. 40699982
File 141686351508.png - (70.49KB , 230x312 , 1409920835944.png )
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>>40699975
"Yes ma'am." They replied with a nod, before awaiting the incoming briefing.
>> No. 40699983
File 141686356162.jpg - (1.38MB , 1833x2584 , 0e82610f652c4013efeb263bd492a886.jpg )
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>>40699981

I'm trying to think, I've not got many ideas.
>> No. 40699984
>>40699983
Well it's honestly not a fair guessing game, but it's still a secret~.
>> No. 40699985
File 141686374110.png - (562.05KB , 640x960 , Ace in the hole.png )
40699985
>>40699984

Do I get a hint?
>> No. 40699987
>>40699985
Hmm... You could ask her if there's something special coming up in the next few days~?
>> No. 40699988
File 141686385546.png - (385.22KB , 500x360 , 1 life remaining.png )
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>> No. 40699989
File 141686387216.jpg - (221.64KB , 364x700 , 342696_v1.jpg )
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>>40699988
>> No. 40699990
File 141686399508.png - (887.19KB , 640x960 , 2844ae4f0b6bf841f30ade56e2dee752.png )
40699990
>>40699987

Alright, I'll give that a shot then...
>> No. 40699991
File 141686401705.jpg - (64.17KB , 500x281 , 10723364024_c3612e808a.jpg )
40699991
>>40699982
The first thing I need to be done is, I need 4 men to clean and delouse your brothers from the tank.
>She gestured to the two men still getting their bearing a bit.
When they are cleaned and deloused, I will need them to be equipped and familiarized with their equipment. Daley, you will supervise the men, Sergeant Highway, I need you to retrieve my old uniform from my home in the back of the lab. Once you do that, find Daley and the Super Soldiers and assemble the Section in the recreation area.

I am going to speak to someone about finding you all a new place in this world.
>She then smirked.
>> No. 40699992
File 141686404218.png - (244.14KB , 395x575 , 1.png )
40699992
>>40699989
>Silver becomes a doctor!
>> No. 40699993
>>40699990
See ya~!
>> No. 40699994
File 141686409760.png - (129.07KB , 720x640 , mnN5bjl.png )
40699994
>>40699992
>No thats how he dies
>> No. 40699995
>>40699993

>And that's that.
>> No. 40699997
File 141686446425.gif - (1.16MB , 266x199 , Hydrogen and Carbon Attract.gif )
40699997
>Lurking
>> No. 40699999
File 141686457755.jpg - (32.26KB , 592x418 , oXRa2fz.jpg )
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>>40699997
>> No. 40700000
File 141686496895.png - (487.50KB , 491x630 , 0GIus.png )
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>>40699994
>Oh yeah...I re read that...
>> No. 40700001
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>>40700000
>> No. 40700002
File 141686530104.gif - (1.06MB , 480x270 , You want to do what to which hole now.gif )
40700002
>>40700001
>Y doge?
>> No. 40700003
File 141686531252.jpg - (87.06KB , 800x1143 , Bwu3fvE.jpg )
40700003
>"Oh boy, I can finally play Dark Souls now, let's see how this goes!"
>*First invasion is a guy with Infinite HP and dark magic and the next guy is a giantdad wielding a Katana*

>…I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

>>40699991
The two nodded and went about their assigned tasks, with Leftie (Who wasn't left-handed) moving to get the labcoat while Sarge gathered up some Death Korpsmen to gear up the big lads and catch them up on all the nothings they've missed out on in their tanks.
>> No. 40700004
File 141686536099.jpg - (28.37KB , 500x266 , Nightvale Twitter Wisdom.jpg )
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>>40699999
>Daww
>Also nice post number
>> No. 40700005
File 141686542311.jpg - (26.47KB , 250x312 , 134735_1_2.jpg )
40700005
>WOO

>>40700003
>Ida went about her business on the phone, she was grinning ear to ear at the thought. After a long period of speaking with someone on the phone, she stood up and turned to the Leftenant, she took her old uniform.
Assemble the men, I have very good news for all of you.
>She went off to another room to change into her uniform.

Last edited at Mon, Nov 24th, 2014 14:45

>> No. 40700006
File 141686560331.png - (339.14KB , 894x894 , adventure_time__finn_by_epic4chris-d6egwej.png )
40700006
>Anyone want to RP?
>> No. 40700007
File 141686571164.png - (46.77KB , 97x260 , 7458943.png )
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>>40700006
>Miya was listening to her own music, Valentina was sleeping on her lap.
>> No. 40700008
File 141686575795.jpg - (70.08KB , 900x675 , adventure_time__finn_the_human___kissed_by_flame__by_seejay196-d5d24o7.jpg )
40700008
>>40700007
>Axel was sloooooooooowwwwlly trying to sneak up on them.
>> No. 40700009
File 141686581279.png - (125.95KB , 215x361 , 62345.png )
40700009
>>40700008
>Valentina yawned a little and Miya slipped her headphones off. Better roll.
>> No. 40700010
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>>40700006
>Sure
>>40700004
>How are you Shades?
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>>40700009
>Axel rolls!

>..I mean, like actually rolls. And I do for him being stealthy 1d20 = 18 +10 to be undetected

>>40700010
>Anyone you'd like?
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>>40700010
>Doing well enough, my break has more or less begun
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>>40700012
>Not in particular
>>40700013
>Sweet. Im just warming up today
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>>40700012
>Miya puts her headphones back on and Ptsd kitty goes back to sleep for the moment, approach at will, risk of choking, burning, crushing, stabbing.
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>>40700005
With the super soldiers clad in their armor and wielding their giant guns, the officers would quickly round up the rest of thr gang to report for duty at the recreation area. Soon they'd see what had Ida so excited.
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>>40700014
>Well I have axel in the bar bieng a dork. I could throw in anyone else though, dom, and Ary or BJ or somethin.

>>40700015
>Axel sneaks up behind them, fingers wiggling around a bit before he grabs them both

GOTCHA!
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>>40700014
>Yeah, it's warmer than usual here today...
>Wanna do anything?
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>>40700016
>She stepped out, in her very neatly cleaned and pressed uniform, the right size and all. She stood in front of them all, smiling like they were her own children.

When I first enlisted all of you to participate in this project...I told you you might be split up from your friends and comrades.

I have found an alternative, and you will all be doing exactly what you do best.~
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>>40700017
>Just pick a pairing and I'll see
>>40700018
>I could possibly! Who? ;3
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>>40700017
>Axel is grappled by a startled Miya, the kitten awoken from her nap was nearly in attack mode as she even had her hand in her coat as if she was looking for something.

Oh its just Axe.

Can you punch him for waking me up madame?
>Thump on the head from Miya.
>> No. 40700023
>>40700021
>Hm...Who do you feel like, if anyone?
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>>40700021
>Well I haven't played Axel or Blackjack in a while, so Blackjack and Reo?

>>40700022
>Axel blinkes a few times and rubs his head where he is thumped

Ouchie. That wasn't as bad as I thought.
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>>40700023
>Maybe someone and Sweetie or someone and Diamond. Posssssibly someone and Sahee.
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>>40700024
Well I was wondering more why you thought it was a good idea to sneak up on Val.
>The kitten who was picking her fingers with a bayonet that was particularly gruesome looking
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>>40700026
.....I dunno....I just thought it'd be fun.
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>>40700025
>Hm...Nightshade and Sweetie?
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>>40700027
I guess so.
>She yawned a little and turned her music off.
Whats up?
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>>40700029
Nothing, I just wanted to see what you two were doin.

>He said taking a seat by them both
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>>40700030
Sleeping.
>Said Val, and Miya nodded and swung her headphones around.
Listenin to music.
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>>40700024
>I was already playing Reo alot the last two days so I'd rather not use him
>>40700028
>He was in the bar, loving his new arm :3
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>>40700031
Sounds preeeetty relaxing. And sleepy....
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>>40700034
Not really, Ive been a little bummed lately.
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>>40700033
>In public? Ew.
>Sweetie sits next to him, nodding
How does it feel?
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>>40700036
>Squeezes her flanks with it
Surprisingly soft. Though next time you could probably just feel it yourself. It's quite crass for a man being out in a position to do something like this.
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>>40700033
>Well then, Dusk and Axel?

>>40700035
Uhh, what's got you bummed out?
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>>40700039
>I dun really want to do anything with Axel so I'll just pass.
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>>40700039
Nothin, just growin up I guess.
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>>40699942
>Sorry
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>>40700041
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>>40700037
>Banana phone?

>>40700040
>Alright!

>>40700041
Ohhh....Then stop?

I'll stop growing up with you and stay this way forever.
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>>40700038
>She rolls her eyes at his touch, and if Nightshade blinked he might miss the slightest of smiles on her face as she does so
I was referring to your arm...Is it performing to expectations?
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>>40700045
Yes. Which is no easy feat. I have very high expectations...I must thank you for all the assistance you rendered in helping me manufacture it so swiftly. I am in your debt.
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>>40700043
>Valentina picked the phone up.
Pizza party, where the party doesnt stop and neither does the..pizza..whatever. Hello?

>>40700044
Pfft heh, if only it were that easy.
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>>40700044
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>>40700047
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>>40700048
>YOU EVIL TRICKSTER
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