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40704581 No. 40704581
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun #It& #039;s a kind of Slavic holiday, don&

Don't even look there, we still haven't renewed the subscription:

You know what time is it, fellas? Yes, it's the end times, it's the Night of Andrzejs!
All the Andrzejs are on the loose tonight.

Before you leave the bar you better check on that weapon bin, the one under the "Violent J will not be tolerated!" (someone messed with it), choose something and only then leave. Drunk Andrzejs, Januszes, Miroslavs and Slavomirs are dangerous this season.

...Or! Or you could just stay inside, drink something, cuss someone and then pour hot wax into a bowl of water through a key bow and pretend you're having fun... I don't know, it's supposed to tell you your future or something!
Maybe you better stay at getting drunk.

Not auto-staff, we can't afford waiter bots, self service.

Topics tonight include your face.

Bar is not: OPEN!

>Previous thread:

<EDIT: we're posting only pictures of birds in this thread because I say so!

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>> No. 40706808
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Hmmm...sounds like a tradition you should keep with him~

Me and my dad go out to buffets once a month. Then get banned.
>> No. 40706809
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"...GAAAAASP!" she says with a great big grin.


That she does!

It's an old Android!


She looks behind her!

>That's a funny way of spelling adorable. :3

She proceeds to follow your example, making little heart shapes in the air as a pink trail follows behind her!
>> No. 40706810
>Alga grabs her from behind (that is, formerly right in front of her, where she was standing).
>> No. 40706811
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She took a sip and sighed again
"Sorry 'bout tryin' t' pick a fight with yew... It's been too long since ah sorta played with mah evil side... Sorta worried Sweenie might lose interest in me if ah continued t' be this scared lil' goody goody.."
>> No. 40706812
Eh, s'alright.

>He pats your shoulder with a grandfatherly smile.

I guess I'm just out of practice, living the quiet life and all. Uh...

>He rubs the back of his head with a nervous grin. Seems like he's genuinely regretful there.

If you want, I guess we can go shout at some skinheads or something.

>Unfortunately, Cupid is not used to prancing around inside, and ultimately falls over a trailer and flat on his face.

"Don't worry, I only hit my head!"
>> No. 40706813
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She squeaks and topples over!

Ammie frowned a little before giving your poor head a soft nuzzle.

"Aww... Is it hurt?"
>> No. 40706814
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"No, I have a helmet!"
>He says, pointing to his horns.
"Plus, lots of practice!"
>> No. 40706816
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I should go see him some time.

>She then snickered at what Ary had to say.

>She showed Ammie the ring on her finger.
Sure did, I was super nervous.~
>> No. 40706817
>She giggles and offers a hoof to help Ammie up.
Sorry about that, just checking to see if it worked~.
>> No. 40706818
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>What is that chair?

Probably should go see him~ I'll be out of your hair since I need to go back to work
>> No. 40706819
>Chair drill.
>> No. 40706820
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Oh no you don't you are staying with us for the whole month.
>> No. 40706821
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"Oh... That's good!" she says with a happy smile.

"...Wait you have lots of practice in hurting yourself?"

"Oh... That's so cute!"

She frowns a little as you pick her up.
>> No. 40706822
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Ary took us out to eat and I proposed to her at a lake. Heh.~
>> No. 40706823
You can call me anytime, you know~.
>> No. 40706824
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"Yeah!! From, like, a metric perspective.

"Like, okay. Santa carries roughly ten thousand tons of toys each year, right? So, the other reindeer and I have lots of leg strength and impact training to avoid chronic knee damage when we move over the rooftops."
>> No. 40706825
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But I need to kick butt D:

>Ary chuckles and says

We'll kick butt with you.
>> No. 40706826
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Excellent plan.
>She leaned on Ary smiling at Pandora.
>> No. 40706827
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>Because when I draw a rock toa with a chair a weapon, I make it a drilling chair.
>> No. 40706828
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...Well if you guys can handle it.


>Ary puts an arm around Val and gives her a loving kiss.
>> No. 40706829
>Cuz that toa is the Toa of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
>> No. 40706830
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>She purred a little with a meow as the kiss ended.
Why, I fought a dragon once!
>> No. 40706831
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"Aww... So you're gonna' be my Mummy?"

"I wiiiill!"

"Wow... I bet that makes you super duper strong!"
>> No. 40706832
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>Because it's the drill that'll pierce through the heavens of russling?

...You did? No fair, I wanna join!

To late!
>> No. 40706833
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>Cupid picks you up with one hoof. And then he balances you on a table, on a chair, on a cinderblock, on an anvil.
>And then he very slowly puts the tower of doom back onto the ground.

"Maybe just a little bit."
>> No. 40706834
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You bet!~

Well, it chased me while Ary did something to kill it. I helped..hehe.
>She giggled goofily.
>> No. 40706835
>> No. 40706836
Where'd you get that phone, anyway?
>> No. 40706837
>It will pierce through the rocks and rolls.
>Cinnamon rolls.

>Anyway, I think I calmed down already and I can go back to sleep after that stupid nightmare. Fuckin' psychopathic killers... I'll describe it later, it was quite interesting :3

>> No. 40706838
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Mmhmm~ We got cool stuff from it.


>Pandoras ears go flat as she pouts.



>Cause you know...drill.....sitting...chair...
>> No. 40706839
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Wait, what did I..ahh Oui the hammer I remember now!

>She leaned over and licked Pandora's ear.
From your last adventure you got an Ary!
>She sat in Pandora's lap and pressed her cheek against hers both of them look at Ary.
Best prize non?
>> No. 40706840
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Ammie, oddly enough, felt next to weightless as you lifted her up. Despite that, she seems very much impressed by your feat, staring at you with her jaw opened in awe.

"I doooo!~"

"Nitori gave it to me after she got a new phone!"
>> No. 40706841
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"And if you're gonna pull that sled, you gotta train to be just as strong!

"Or cheat, but whatever!"
>> No. 40706842
Who's that? Another of you?
>> No. 40706843
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It'll be very soon.~
>> No. 40706844
>Evening, folks!
>> No. 40706845
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I can't do anything with her though.

>Pandora made a fishy face as Ary chuckles and says

I can sit here and look pretty?
>> No. 40706847
>Hey Quoten!
>> No. 40706848
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Oui, but you also got me! I think we had this conversation though, so you should not be a fish.

>She nommed her cheek.
Not a good fish.
>> No. 40706849
>Hey, Blowhard! How are you? And would you like to RP?
>> No. 40706850
>Just fine! And sure!
>> No. 40706851
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"...Well, I'm made of magic so all I really need to do is just stock up on energy!"

"Nah, she's a kappa!"

>> No. 40706852
Oh! Aren't those like... a little like kelpies?
>> No. 40706853
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"Sounds like a great plan!"

>He offers you a hoofbump.
>> No. 40706854
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>Ary noms her other cheek as Pandora's ears went flat and she meowed at her

Nyaah. stop!
>> No. 40706856
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"Yeah! She likes being called a river spirit better though, since she thinks Kappa sounds evil."

And she instead nuzzles your hoof like a cat would nuzzle your hand.
>> No. 40706857
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Would it be alright if Kiddo and I got married in homespace? Valentina wants to put up decorations and my friends want to help I just want to make sure that was fine.~

>She began to have a kitty fight with her, letting Ary tickle her if she wished.
>> No. 40706858
>Anyone in particular?

>Ahoy! How are you?
>> No. 40706860
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>> No. 40706861
Huh... yeah, I've met quite a few ponies who think kelpies are evil to be honest...
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