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40709185 No. 40709185
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun #Eccentricity

Come on, haven't we evolved to the point in this culture where carrying a purse doesn't necessarily mean you're gay? Can;t it mean you're just eccentric? Well, I guess it could if eccentricity weren't so prevalent. nowadays. Im beginning to think the norm is now Norm Bates. The real freak is the guy who puts on a tie, goes to work, foes his job, comes home, eats food, turns on the tv, and falls asleep next to his thats weird as shit.

Eccentricity is dead, at least that's what i told my friend Mr. Winkles the monkey thats dressed in a tuxedo who follows me around in a mini porsche squirting people with a seltzer bottle of his own piss.

Listen, the main reason for the death of eccentricity is that we have identified and therefore demystified many of the behaviors that were heretofore huddle under the awning of charming idiosyncrasy. Turns out the loud, smelly, purple haired whale is a tranny and you're triggering her, the reclusive hermit is agoraphobic, the screaming misanthrope has tourettes, and the jovial hay seed who jacks off on his front porch...well thats the President of the United States of America.

God bless a country where our existence infuriates people so much that they go on American media sites everyday to tell us how insane we apparently are.

I have a book here that tells me about American Military doctrine; it says "If we don't know what the fuck we're doin, neither does the enemy."

But that's just my view.


The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters D NUT BAR

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

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>> No. 40711699
>Ezzie nods a bit to bella as he lets them talk a bit while petting their cattie
>> No. 40711700
>Oh man, he reminds me so much of a great dane I used to have

>Fossil smiles
"You really are a friendly thing, aren't you?"

"Alright, uh, see you around then. You ready, Cara?"
>> No. 40711702
Cara nodded and smiled, putting a wing around him. "Let's go~!"
>> No. 40711703
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>Good thing?

>He tried to lick his lips before going and licking Fossil....nasty!

>As this happens there seems to bb a bit of the water moving around
>> No. 40711704
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"Yeah, I suppose I should get some shut-eye at this point. I don't suppose I could stay here for the night?"
>> No. 40711705
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>She smiles
Oh, of course!~ As I said, we have the guest room...
>> No. 40711706
>Very good thing. He was big, friendly, always hungry, and dumb as a cardboard box full of water.

>Fossil begins to wipe off the saliva, then pauses for a moment, pulls a vial from her satchel, and begins to collect a sample of the saliva, oblivious to the activity on the waterfront.
>> No. 40711707
>Smiling, he holds the door open for her and waits until they are outside to continue the conversation
"So, that's Andrew."
>> No. 40711708
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"Yeah...." She glanced at Litwick, perhaps scared of being unaware what he was thinking
>> No. 40711709
"He seems like a friendly enough pony."
>> No. 40711710
Of course you can~

>Actually, nevemrind about the watter. a bit to streched to make monsters fight.

>Bane then stopped, his slobber being super thick and kinda brown, but over all about how you'd expect it to feel
>> No. 40711711
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"Thanks, I think I remember where it was..."

>And I'm just going to cut off there, because I am in fact getting tired and should sleep since most of my higher brain functions are not at optimum capacity in this state anyways.
>> No. 40711712
>She corks the sample and stows it back in her bag
"Okay boy, where's Acantha?"
>> No. 40711713
>Alright, night!
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>> No. 40711717

here I am.

>She walks in from behind

I was gonna meet him but I guess you beat me too it.
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>> No. 40711719
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>Indeed, how else is one to state it?

"There you are."
>She turns around
"Haven't seen you in a while."
>> No. 40711721
Sorry aout that. Got drawn into video games and stuff...ehhe...

>She pets banes nose as his tail waggles more so then it has before
>> No. 40711722
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"He's a real character. You kinda gotta get used to him, I guess heh..."
>> No. 40711723
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>Maybe "Die"?

>Anyways, want to do a thing?
>> No. 40711724
"That's fine; my other research subjects have been taking a lot of my time lately."

>He chuckles
"I have to say, I was incredibly nervous. I've never met a celebrity before."

>Yeah, why not. What manner of thing would you like to do?
>> No. 40711725
What else do you have?

>She took out a peaice of meat that semes to have been a bit dirty like she dropped it. apperently for bane.
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>More Numbers Station?

>More Symphony?

>I don't know.
>> No. 40711728
"Well, I have my beetles. Had, I should say -- they all died at the beginning of the month. As for my other subject, I promised non-disclosure on her. Oh, incidentally? My hypnotherapist friend said she may be able to help you, but she's never attempted subconscious memory retrieval, so she's not sure if it will work."

>I chose option...
>1d3 = 1
>> No. 40711729
>1d7 = 5
>1. Thousand Words
>2. Oddly Named
>3. "Erin"
>4. Redpill
>5. Haphazard
>6. Little Harvey
>7. Virginia
>> No. 40711730
"Heh... well he really doesn't act like a celebrit-... well I mean he does, but not as much as you would think, and not even here- er, in th e bar. He just acts like a normal guy."
>> No. 40711731
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>Numbers Station it is.

>Really need to sit down and actually make what the numbers mean.


The radio from last night goes from music to static once again. A slightly distorted classical piece, likely due to being recorded with the same microphone Numbers Station talks into, plays for a few seconds, before the pony starts.

"6-33-95-12, 4-6-76-11."
>> No. 40711733
>Acantha blinks a few times, not really getting most of what she said but nods

Well uh. That's good! right?
>> No. 40711734
>He nods
"Do you have any other family in town? Other siblings? Cousins? Kids?"

>Haph glances over to the radio and frowns
"I thought that thing was set to the pop station."
>> No. 40711735
"Um, no. She says she doesn't think she can get your memories back."
>> No. 40711736
"72... Another on this channel? Or same guy?"
Station asks.
>> No. 40711738

>She sinks her head a bit before shrugging

Well, that's not bad...
>> No. 40711739
"Ugh, public radio."
>Haph trots over to the receiver and inspects it in an attempt to assess how to change the station

"I'm really sorry, Acantha. I thought for sure this was the answer.

"...She is willing to try, though."
>> No. 40711740
She shook her head. "Well, I guess my niece? His daughter. But um, most of my family is still in Cloudsdale." She smiled
>> No. 40711741
She shakes her head

"DOn't worry about it. It's fine.
>> No. 40711743
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"Public radio? How public is it? Who else uses shortwave?!"
the voice asks.

It appears to be a normal radio, besides the fact it appears to have randomly gone from pop to a numbers station.
>> No. 40711744
>He nods
"Oh, right, you had mentioned that."

"So, how's Bane?"

>Haph looks at the device, puzzled
"You can hear me?"
>> No. 40711745
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"Of course. What? Are you talking on a watch or something?"
The pony asked, a hint of sarcasm.
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He's doing as good as ever~

>She tosses him teh treat to eat
>> No. 40711747
"But ummm, enough about him!" She gave a sheepish smile. "C'mon, its' game time~!"
>> No. 40711748
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>> No. 40711749
"I didn't think this thing had a microphone. I thought this was just a radio."

>She nods
"Has he been responding well to to the weather?"

"Right, sorry."
>He smiles at her
"You know, I never did ask which team you preferred."

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She gigled a bit. "Well between the Crowns and the Jets, I'm sorry but Ima have to go with the Crowns."
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"...Well. Wait, is this that Donut Bar place?"
>> No. 40711754
>Gooood... morning?
>> No. 40711756
Yeah. The weather is the same in the ocean at a certain depth right?
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