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40711755 No. 40711755
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Common Sense/Courtesy/Fun #Winter

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the snowy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR


Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the snow. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold. Because it's damn cold out."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
YOU'RE A (rein)D EER

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

TOPICS
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>Grab your hat and mittens kiddies, it's winter
>Anything below 70 isn't warm enough, but that's just my opinion
>At least you can have hot drinks, right?
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>> No. 40711758
@dulset
GOodmorning!

@nightshade
adorbs!
>> No. 40711759
>Winter needs to be colder.
>> No. 40711760
>>40711752
"Yeah, that's what I figured. But what about out of the whole league?"

>>40711753
"Yep! How'd you know?"


>>40711754
>Well, it just hit midnight, so technically yes

>>40711756
"Well, there are changes in currents and prey migration and, again, we don't know exactly how deep he goes out there."
>> No. 40711762
>>40711760
I think I once saw him burp up a fish that is like, rock bottom.
>> No. 40711763
>>40711760
"Ah. Well, it's between the Crowns and the Ponyville Pacers." She smield
>> No. 40711764
>>40711760
"Some other pony last night. A conspiracy theorist, as well. Never gave me a name."
>> No. 40711766
>>40711762
>Fossil gives her a confused look
"Come again? 'Like rock bottom?' "

>>40711763
"Pacers? Really? What draws you to them?"

>>40711764
>She giggles
"Well, there's plenty of weird ponies like that around here. But you can have mine! I'm Haphazard, but my friends just call me Haph."
>> No. 40711767
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>>40711766
"Numbers Station. Nice to meet you, Haph."
>> No. 40711768
>>40711766
Well like. How ever deep the ocean is.
>> No. 40711769
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>>40711766
"They were a lot of fun to go see." She smiled. "I lived in ponyville a while.They're obviously not the best but.. eh.. I guess when I think about it, the Crowns and the city and the fans are where I like to be most." She giggled
>> No. 40711770
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>Anyone want to rp for a bit?
>> No. 40711771
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Andrew splashes into the pool
>> No. 40711773
>>40711767
"Likewise! So, uh, what are those numbers you were reading?"

>>40711768
"What sort of fish was it?"

>>40711769
"Well, there'll certainly be no short supply of Crowns fans there today!"
>He glances down at his jersey
"...you know, maybe wearing this was a bad idea."
>> No. 40711774
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>>40711771
>Dulset looks up to see him swimming down.
Oh look Lina, it's Daddy~!
>> No. 40711775
>>40711770
>Normally I'd say yes, but I don't think I could take on a fourth tonight. Sorry.
>> No. 40711776
>>40711773
She giggled. "Dont' worry~... I'm sure you'll be fine..." She put a wing, lowering it over his back to perhaps hide the colors over his back with a wink.

>>40711774
"Dah-dee~!!"

Andrew grinned and picked them both up, grinning. "My girls~!"
>> No. 40711777
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>>40711773
"It is code. I really need to crack it myself, mostly so I know what it is am saying. For all I know, I am saying a thousand variations of 'butt' all day."
Station says.
>> No. 40711778
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>>40711776
>She kisses his cheek.
Lina, give Daddy a kiss~.
>> No. 40711780
>>40711778
"Mwaaaah~!!" Lina pecks against Andre'ws cheek. Andrew chuckled and returned the kisses and nuzzled, and a shiver. "It's gettin pretty cold these days." he looked up
>> No. 40711781
>>40711773
One of those glow in the dark ones?
>> No. 40711782
>>40711776
>He smiles at her
"Thanks."

>And shortly afterward, they arrive at the stadium

>>40711777
"Butt, butt, asshole, tuchus, derriere."
>Haph giggles
"So, is this your job? Do ponies actually pay you to do this?"

>>40711781
"...You didn't happen to save the specimen, did you?"
>> No. 40711784
>>40711782
Nah, it got all smelly and was months ago.
>> No. 40711785
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>>40711780
Yeah well, it's almost Winter, isn't it? But I can warm you up if you like~.
>> No. 40711786
>>40711784
"I don't suppose you could identify it?"
>> No. 40711787
>>40711786
It was long, kinda small, had a lotta messed up teeth...
>> No. 40711788
>>40711782
>Its so odd seeing a character of yours curse XD

"So where are our seats?" she asked with a smile

>>40711785
"You know I'm always for that~.."
>> No. 40711789
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>> No. 40711791
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>>40711782
Station laughs, it comes out a bit mechanized due to her setup.

"It's my station, actually, and no clue about payment. I just keep finding these pages despite the fact nobody else is here, then read them because I can.
>> No. 40711792
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>>40711788
>She leans right in with a warming, magical smooch.
>> No. 40711793
>>40711789
><Flops on u>
>> No. 40711794
>>40711787
"Yes, but, if you were to see it again, could you identify it?"

>>40711788
>Eh, what can I say? Cursing just feel unnatural to me, so aside from Harvey's "hellfire and damnations" swear, I don't generally do it.

"Well...sort of the nosebleed section. Sorry."

>>40711791
"So, you're just bored?"

>>40711789
>Ahoy
>> No. 40711795
>>40711794
I'm not sure what it's called, but I can say it's what I saaw yeah,.
>> No. 40711796
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>>40711793
>Pets and snuggles up, you wake me up..totally blame you.

>>40711794
>yohA
>> No. 40711797
>>40711794
"I run a numbers station 15 minutes from Canterlot, what do I have better to do?"
She asks.
>> No. 40711798
>>40711796
>But you were sleeping all nice :X
>> No. 40711799
>>40711795
"Perfect. The aquarium currently has an exhibit on sub-photic sea life."

>>40711796
>Hoya

>>40711797
"Maybe some music?"
>> No. 40711800
>>40711799
Guessing you want tot ake me?

>She chuckles abit
>> No. 40711801
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>>40711798
>Woke...I must still be tired.

>>40711799
>ayoH
>> No. 40711802
>>40711801
>Should of just slept. Heh
>> No. 40711803
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>>40711802
>Nooooooo
>> No. 40711804
>>40711800
>She nods
"It would be immeasurably helpful to get a positive identification on that fish."

>>40711801
>Ayho
>> No. 40711805
>>40711794
She giggled. "That's fine. You can still see the action prettyw ell from up there."

>>40711792
Andrew wrappped a hoof around her neck and pulled her intoa kiss, murring happily
>> No. 40711806
>>40711803
><Boop!>

<Silly.

>>40711804
But what for?
>> No. 40711807
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>>40711804
>ohyA

>>40711806
>Red Orchestra is gonna give me ptsd
>> No. 40711808
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>>40711805
*smoooooch~*
That oughta keep you feeling nice for a while~.
>> No. 40711809
>>40711807
>I heard that's a fun game.
>> No. 40711810
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>>40711805
>He smiles at her and pulls her into a side-hug
"I just love your optimism."

>>40711806
"Diet, diving depth, potential feeding grounds... plus, it's data."

>>40711807
>
>> No. 40711811
>>40711810
Oh uh...alright. Pretty sure he doesn't eat little fishes.
>> No. 40711813
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>>40711809
>standing in the woods, watching 3 germans take a mill
>Fire 2 rounds into a fellows legs when he is standing outside and watch him bleed out
>2nd guy keeps walking past windows to see if he can find me
>eventually shoot him in the arm and another guy runs out side, shoot him in the chest
>he lays on the ground and starts screaming in pain for his mama in german (thats actually a feature, when you are injured you say some creepy stuff)
>guy keeps running past the windows, eventually he stps and I manage to kill him and knock his helmet off
>reload and shoot the guy laying on the ground a couple times

I was the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
>> No. 40711814
>>40711813
>Hipster X3

>I played that game once when I was 12.
>> No. 40711815
>>40711811
"How big was the one he coughed up?"
>> No. 40711816
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>>40711814
>I heard they were making a vietnam mod for the one Im playing right now, Ro2
>> No. 40711817
>>40711815
Pretty small.....reaaally small.

>>40711816
>Neat.

>Too bad my computer is too much like a box of soap.
>> No. 40711818
>>40711817
"About how long, would you say?"
>> No. 40711819
>>40711818
Fossil. It'll be easier if you just cool your jets and let me see a picture book. geez.
>> No. 40711820
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>>40711819
>She sighs
"Yes, yes, sorry."
>> No. 40711821
>>40711808
"Hmmm~ It does everytie~" he gav ea soft sigha nd hugged her close, resting his head in her shoulder


>>40711810
She blushed and gave him a closer hug. "Aww~""
>> No. 40711822
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>>40711820
It's okay...heh....kinda cute to see you get all excited over it
>> No. 40711823
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>>40711820
>Licks
>> No. 40711824
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>>40711817
>Welp, I could of went my whollllllllle life without seeing that.
>> No. 40711825
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>>40711799
"...good idea. But then again, I am meeting interesting ponies like this!"
she says.

>Did a thing, back.
>> No. 40711826
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>>40711821
Awww, are you tired~?
>> No. 40711827
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>>40711824
>Hmmm?

>>40711823
>Hiya Ave!
>> No. 40711828
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>>40711827
>Hey Dom
>> No. 40711830
>>40711826
"I'm just.. comfortable~..." he gave her a warm smile
>> No. 40711831
>>40711830
Well you can rest here as looong as you like~.
>She puts her hooves comfortably around him.
>> No. 40711832
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>>40711828
>How are ya?
>> No. 40711833
>>40711821
"So, uh, you want to get some hotdogs or something?"

>>40711822
"Well, I...don't like to leave good information unstudied."

>>40711823
>Bad touch! Bad touch!

>>40711825
"Oh, are a lot of ponies on these things?"
>> No. 40711834
>>40711831
He smiled and nuzzled her closely and gave her another warm, close kiss
>> No. 40711835
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>>40711832
>Decent, waking up
>>40711833
>But it feels so good!
>> No. 40711836
>>40711833
"And sodas? I'll come with you." She coo'd, keeping a wing around him
>> No. 40711837
>>40711835
>I don't want it!

>>40711836
"Definitely! What would you like?"
>> No. 40711839
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>>40711833
You will. Just doesnt' ahve to be at this exact moment you know?

>>40711835
>is that a cat looking at a bear stuck in a tree?
>> No. 40711840
>>40711839
>It's a picture of me trying to make you go to bed.
>> No. 40711841
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>>40711834
Hmhm, you're affectionate today~.
Just feeling good~?
>> No. 40711842
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>>40711837
"I'll just have a beer." She grinned a bit
>> No. 40711843
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>>40711837
>U gonna get it Caroline D:
>>40711839
>Actually the cat chased the bear up there
>> No. 40711845
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>>40711840
>>40711840
>I don't want to sleep though QwQ

>>40711843
>XD Just thought it was a random pick that looked like that. Hehe...silly bears.
>> No. 40711846
>>40711839
"Fine, fine. I'll be patient."

>>40711842
>He gives a surprised chuckle
"Wo-hoah! I didn't take you for a drinker."

>>40711843
>Nooooo!
>> No. 40711847
>>40711833
"Not really, no. Only others have been you and the other pony at the Donut place."
>> No. 40711848
>>40711846
Good.

>Acantha boops her nose
>> No. 40711849
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>>40711846
>Then Cvae Johnson puts a lemon in your ear
>>40711845
>The cat chased the bear up the tree, pretended to leave until the bear came down,. then chased it up a different tree
>> No. 40711850
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>>40711841
"A little bit~" he smiled

>>40711846
"C'mon! It's just a beer." She laughed. "I know how to have fun." She winked
>> No. 40711851
>>40711849
>XD Cats and bears always have a thing where the cat scares the bear away
>> No. 40711852
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>>40711851
>Cats will fuck yo shit up
>> No. 40711853
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>>40711850
Well then, let's relax and enjoy it~.
>> No. 40711854
>>40711847
"Well, you should come down here sometime! I'd love to meet you."

>>40711848
"...Anyway, what have you been up to?"

>>40711849
> *head asplode*

>>40711850
"Well then, I think I'll have to join you on that. After all, it'd be rude to make you drink alone."
>> No. 40711855
>>40711852
>And eat my foods :I

>>40711854
Just playing video games...I don't have much else to do now a days.
>> No. 40711856
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>>40711854
>How are you?
>>40711855
>U dun deserve. Shit in the woods? You bears shit yourself D:
>> No. 40711857
>>40711856
>Least we don't burry our poops!
>> No. 40711858
>>40711855
"Do you still come by the bar? I haven't seen you there in a while."

>>40711856
>Lethargic. I didn't get a single noteworthy thing done all day.
>> No. 40711859
>>40711853
"For now and for all the years we'll be together~" he smiled lovingly

>>40711854
She giggled. "Nice~" she stepped up to the line for the drinks.
>> No. 40711860
>>40711858
Mmmm...not very much. No...I kinda like keeping to myself...
>> No. 40711861
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>>40711858
>I slept literally all day :I
>>40711857
>U just let it stink
>> No. 40711862
>>40711859
Oh my, I love it when you talk like that~...
>> No. 40711863
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>>40711854
"I could make a quick recording and find the place."
>> No. 40711864
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>>40711862
Andrew smiled. "And I will cherish every moment of it~"
>> No. 40711865
>>40711859
>And a few minutes later, with drinks and hotdogs
"You ever wonder what they actually put in these things?"

>>40711860
>Fossil nods
"Oh, I can definitely understand that feeling."

>>40711861
>How late were you up?

>>40711863
"Hey, come on down! I can give you directions."
>> No. 40711866
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>>40711865
>About 8 or 9 hours.
>> No. 40711867
>>40711861
>It needs air D:

>>40711865
Yeah....heh...

>She rubs her shoulder a bit
>> No. 40711868
>>40711865
"What, the hot dogs?" She asked, trotting with Litwick as they went for their seats. She also paid for her own food, or at least would have insisted on it given the price of sports venues.
>> No. 40711869
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>>40711867
>You got puppy crabs
>> No. 40711870
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>>40711864
>She gives an adoring little squeal.
So romantic~.
>> No. 40711871
>>40711869
>>40711869
>I wish I had crabs
>> No. 40711872
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>>40711865
"Would be nice!"
she says.
>> No. 40711873
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>Night guys
>> No. 40711874
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>>40711870
"Tell me, mi amore, what is it you want this holiday season? You've already given me your heart and love, and for that you can have the world if you want~"
>> No. 40711875
>>40711873
>No, it's Nightshade.
>> No. 40711876
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>>40711866
>That...doesn't answer the question, but okay.

>>40711867
"...Oh, sorry. Are you trying to say I should come back another time?"

>>40711868
>He nods as he takes his seat
"Yeah, I mean...they say they're soy. But then they say they're pinto, lima, and peanut. Makes you wonder how much of each is actually in there."
>He shrugs
"You didn't have you pay for your own, by the way. I was perfectly happy to get it for you."

>>40711869
>>40711871
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>>40711876
>Thats how long I was awake
>> No. 40711878
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>>40711876
"Eh, I'm fine with letting you pay for dinner and a movie, but after tickets and stuff, you'd be spending a fortune on me and this is only the third date, I wouldn't want to try to seem like I'm squeezing you dry." She giggled and took a sip of her beer. "Well, I guess different kinds havd different values, I mean, dont they say on the packaging if you buy them at the store?"
>> No. 40711879
>>40711876
What, no no! no, It's nothing like that...
>> No. 40711880
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>>40711874
Oh my dear, all I desire is to be greeted by your smiling face every morning~.
>> No. 40711882
>>40711873
>G'night

>>40711872
"Okay, so what you do, is if you're going down Main you turn right at the big statue -- well unless you're heading west, then you turn left -- and you go down that way for a while until you get to a fork-thingy..."
>And five minutes of directions pass

>>40711877
>Really? Are you coming down with something?

>>40711878
"Well, thanks...I hope I wasn't making you too uncomfortable about it. Just...want to show you a good time."

>>40711879
"Oh, okay. Sorry."
>She shakes her head
"I'm not always good at reading ponies."
>> No. 40711883
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>>40711882
>Nope I just sleep like a cat...

>Speaking of cat there was Nightfall there, swiveling her little cat ears about, while on a couch nearby was Silver, happily wagging his tail like a puppy
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>>40711880
"But you already get thaaaat." He pouted. "want me to get you a slide or something for the pool?" He chuckled

>>40711882
"About what? Paying for dinner and a movie? No I'm fantastic about that, it's sweet of you, but I'm not gunna be the bitch to make you spend all your money on me. Hoof ball games are really expensive."
>> No. 40711885
>>40711882
>She chuckles a bit

Don't worry about it...
>> No. 40711887
>>40711883
>Sorry, man, I don't think I could take on any more tonight than I already have.

>>40711884
"Well...thank you."
>He smiles at her
"But let's not worry about that right now. Let's just enjoy the game."

>>40711885
"So, uh..."
>> No. 40711888
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>>40711887
>Its fine I was just posting in general since Andrew wanted something :3
>> No. 40711889
>>40711887
She nodded with a smile "Right~! I think kick off is about to start." She replied as she sat down by him
>> No. 40711890
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>>40711883
Andrew noticed NIGhtfall kitty. "Kitty!"
>> No. 40711891
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>>40711890
>Nightfall looks up and smiles
Aww, my secrets been discovered!
>> No. 40711892
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>>40711884
A slide? That's a little silly~.
But... how about instead of getting something for each other, we just work together to think of some big thing we both want?
>> No. 40711893
>>40711887
So....
>She rubs the back of her hair....and then kisses her face D:

>not really. She just stands there awkardly
>> No. 40711894
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>>40711882
"Thank you, I should be there in a little more than half an hour!"
>> No. 40711895
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>>40711891
Gaaaasp "This whole time??"

>>40711892
"Liiiike another mare for the house??" he beamed a grin. "... Of course however, she wouldn't be big. Bigger isn't always better." He joked

Last edited at Sun, Dec 7th, 2014 01:04

>> No. 40711896
>>40711889
>And the game begins!
>By the end of the quarter, score is...
>Crowns 1d20 = 10
>Jets 1d20 = 14

>>40711893
"Well, what games have you been playing?"
>> No. 40711897
>>40711896
Some zombie games mostly.
>> No. 40711898
shower
>> No. 40711899
>>40711897
"Oh."
>Fossil grimaces, as if the mere mention leaves a bad taste in her mouth
>> No. 40711900
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>>40711895
>Chuckles
Sorta! I got turned into a cat a while ago and some of it has kinda stuck with me!~
>> No. 40711901
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>>40711895
Ah, another mare?
Wait, are you thinking like...
Do you have a pony in mind, or...?
>> No. 40711903
>>40711894
"Okay! See you then!"
>> No. 40711904
>>40711896
"Plenty of action the first quarter!" Cara grinned, having been cheering pretty well in the first quarter, and having gotten an extra beer by the eend of it.
>> No. 40711905
>>40711904
>Litwick nods
"Yeah, but I think I was getting some dirty looks from the guy in front of us."
>> No. 40711906
>>40711899
I knoooow how you feel about them....heh
>> No. 40711907
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>>40711901
Andrew chuckled. "It was mostly a joke. I dont relaly have anyone in mind..."

>>40711905
She giggled and waved her hoof at the stallion. "Meh, dont worrya bout him~"
>> No. 40711908
>>40711906
"I've gone on that particular diatribe before, then?"

>>40711907
>He stands up
"Well, I'm going to get some nachos. Do you want anything?"
>> No. 40711909
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>>40711903
After a moment, the radio starts looping a sequence of numbers.

37 minutes later...

A light grey earth pony comes in. Her cutie mark looks like a radio tower.

She is holding a small list.

"Well, this looks like the place!"

>You know, I've had like three days of thought, and all I seem to get for ideas on color for her is monochrome...
>> No. 40711910
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>>40711907
O-oh.
For a moment I thought you meant... something completely different.
>> No. 40711911
>>40711909
>Actually, it fits. I had been picturing her as being grayscale anyway.

"Heya!"
>An orange earth mare waves at her
"You must be Numbers!"
>> No. 40711912
>>40711910
Andrew chuckled. "What did you tink I meant~?"

>>40711908
She nodded with a smile. "Another roundmaybe?"
>> No. 40711913
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>>40711912
Almost sounded like you meant another baby~.
>> No. 40711914
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>>40711913
He blinks. "Another baby..? Really? That's an interesting thought." He coo'd.
>> No. 40711915
>>40711912
>He chuckles
"Wow, another? All right."
>He stands up
"They'll probably start the quarter before I get back, so let me know what I missed.
>> No. 40711916
>>40711915
"Umm... alright." She smile a bit."
>> No. 40711917
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>Time for sleepz!
>> No. 40711918
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>>40711914
Well even if we wanted one, it would be another year before we could... And I'd look even older after.
>> No. 40711919
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>>40711917
.Night
>> No. 40711920
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>>40711911
>Yeah.

>In that case light gray with regular gray mane, and gray eyes.

Numbers Station waves back. "Hi! You must be Haph."

>Monochrome picture for unanimous decision!
>> No. 40711921
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>>40711918
"Right.... right..." He coo'd
>> No. 40711923
>>40711917
>Later!

>>40711916
>And let's see...only one to score this quarter is
1d2 = 1
>Canterlot, Manehatten

>>40711920
"Yup! Welcome to the Donut Bar!"
>> No. 40711924
>>40711923
"Oooh! You missed a-"
1d3 = 1
touchdown
field goal
safety
>> No. 40711925
>>40711924
>He takes a seat and hands her the beer
"Aww. Who by?"
>> No. 40711926
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>> No. 40711927
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>>40711926
>> No. 40711928
>>40711925
"Canterlot~" She stuck her tongue out at him and took a sip of her beer
>> No. 40711929
>>40711926
>Evening
>> No. 40711930
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>>40711926
>> No. 40711931
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>>40711921
Would you... want another baby?
>> No. 40711932
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>>40711931
"I don't know.. would you..?"
>> No. 40711933
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>>40711923
Numbers takes a good look around.

"Pretty nice here! A bit aged, but pretty nifty!" She says.
>> No. 40711934
>>40711928
"Oh, back in the lead again, are they?"
> He pops a chip in his mouth
"But there's still plenty of game left. Want some nachos?"

>>40711933
"You know, I've never actually heard anypony call it 'nice.' "
>> No. 40711935
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>>40711927
>>40711929
>>40711930

>Woohoo!
>> No. 40711936
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>>40711932
Well... I wouldn't mind~...
>> No. 40711937
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>>40711935
>Lotse is waking up covered in chilly fillies
>> No. 40711938
>>40711937

>Hpw? Why? Who?
>> No. 40711939
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>>40711934
"Mmm, sure." She nodded and smiled, taking a bite. "hmm, i kinda wanna make this game interesting, like a small firendly wager." She giggled


>>40711936
"Well... ..." He didn't seem to be movin or thinking this is the winter time... And spring is coming up..."
>> No. 40711940
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>>40711938
>They sitting on her. Because they chilly. Nightfall. Aurorra, Dawn, Moonlight, Carnie, and baby Silber
>> No. 40711941
>>40711940

>...Well she grumpily hug them for warm.
>> No. 40711942
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>>40711939
Hm...?
>> No. 40711943
>>40711939
>He chuckles
"Oh, really? And what did you have in mind?"
>> No. 40711944
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>>40711941
You dont have enough arms fur us all!
>> No. 40711945
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>>40711942
"I'm just saying... it would be possible..."
>> No. 40711946
>>40711944

>I have a big enough blanket!
>> No. 40711947
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>>40711934
Numbers shrugged.

"I'm easily impressed." She said.

>Can we continue another time?

>It's sleep now.

>Have this as bribe.
>> No. 40711948
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>>40711946
>They crawl in under the blanket. Dawn's was making spoopy faces at the kittens and scaring them to go hide under their beds. Moonlight clung to Lotse's arm like a deadweight that wouldn't let go! She was wearing little bunny-suit pj's! Aurora with Carnie was under Lotse's shirt while Nightfall lay under Lotse's chin purr-purring :3
...
>ANd letting her little pet rat climb out and dart into the bed!
>> No. 40711949
>>40711947
>Your bribe is accepted. Sleep well!
>> No. 40711950
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>>40711945
I think we should wait until next year to think about it. But then... who knows~?
>> No. 40711951
>>40711948

>This is the worst thing ever.
>> No. 40711952
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>>40711951
>It is. Lil puppy Silber would nibble on her fingersies :3
>> No. 40711953
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>>40711949
>Thank Mr Skeltal
>> No. 40711954
>>40711952

>She'd just pet him to try to make him stop D:
>> No. 40711955
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>>40711954
>But Moonlight is holdign her arms D:
>> No. 40711956
>>40711955

>Both?
>> No. 40711957
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>>40711953
>You are welcome, Jimmy!
>> No. 40711958
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>>40711956
>She stronk filly!
>> No. 40711959
>>40711950
"Or maybe we can wait until I look way older and then we'll talk about it so you can catch up." He winked..

>>40711943
"Whoevers team wins doesn't have to pay for dinner?"
>> No. 40711960
>>40711958

>das awful :c
>> No. 40711961
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>>40711960
>Wai?
>> No. 40711962
>>40711961

>She trapped!
>> No. 40711963
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>>40711962
>> No. 40711964
>>40711959
>Litwick laughs
"You're on!"
>> No. 40711965
>>40711963

>She gonna do horrible things!
>> No. 40711966
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>>40711959
That's not a bad idea either~.
Umm... hey Andy... Thinking ahead...
How many foals do you think you'll want?
>> No. 40711967
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>>40711965
>What kind?
>> No. 40711968
>>40711967

>Hoooooorrible things.
>> No. 40711969
>>40711964
She giggled and grinned, proceeding to wtch for the rest of the quarter.

The score by half ending up being
1d14+14 = 28 Jets
1d14+17 = 19 Crowns
>> No. 40711970
>>40711969
>And as the timer hits zero for halftime, Litwick turns to Cara with a bit of a smug grin
"Well then."
>> No. 40711971
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>>40711966
"Maybe one or... two more..."
>> No. 40711972
>>40711970
"Hey now." She gently shoved him. "There's still plenty of time left!" She giggled. "Infact I'll sweeten it cuz I'm confident, uh, winner also gets to pick the next movie." She stuck hr otngue out.
>> No. 40711973
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>> No. 40711974
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>>40711971
I could definitely stand one or two more~.
>> No. 40711975
>>40711972
>he grins
"Well, if you like, but you're just piling on your own punishment"
>> No. 40711976
>>40711974
"I dunno.. think your body could hold up to that?" He chuckled

>>40711975
"I believe in them." She coo'd and playfully pouted
>> No. 40711977
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>>40711976
Pff, yeah... I mean it might get a little ragged, but you'd still hold me, wouldn't you~?
>> No. 40711978
>>40711976
>He smiles and puts an arm around her
"Well, we'll see what happens."
>> No. 40711979
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>>40711977
"No promises." He smirked.
>> No. 40711980
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>>40711979
Too late~.
>She holds up her wedding band.
This is the biggest promise in the world~.
>> No. 40711981
>>40711978
She giggled and leaned into his hoof as the third period started
>> No. 40711982
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>>40711980
"Damn, I probably should've read the fine print in the license we signed." He smiled
>> No. 40711983
>>40711981
>And by the end of the quarter
1d20+28 = 29 Jets
1d20+19 = 22 Crowns
>> No. 40711984
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>>40711982
"Until death do us part~."
>> No. 40711985
>>40711983
X_X

"Nnn..." She giggled her way through another round of beer and nachos. "Hey these nachos arent' half bad, actually." She giggled

>>40711984
"Right..." He gave a small nod, the topic of death always kind of rash to him
>> No. 40711986
>>40711985
>And sorry, but I gotta sleep
>> No. 40711987
>>40711985
>Litwick nods in agreement as he swallows his mouthful of chips
"I wonder if I could get the recipe from them."
>> No. 40711988
>>40711987
"Mm.. I'd certainly appreciate that~" she grinned and took a bite herself
>> No. 40711989
>>40711986
>Gnight

>>40711988
>He stands up
"I'm gonna go see what I can do. Can I get you anything else?"
>> No. 40711990
>>40711989
"Oh no, I'll get it this time." She smiled. "What do you awnt?"
>> No. 40711991
>>40711990
"Well, if you insist. See if they have any of those big pretzels left."
>> No. 40711992
>>40711991
"Mmm, those sound pretty good!" She grinned and stood. "I'll go get some!"

SHe trotted away, her tail bouncing behind her
>> No. 40711993
>>40711992
>And...well, he tries not to stare too hard, but he certainly enjoys watching her leave
>> No. 40711994
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>>40711993
SHe returns with pretzels and a couple more beers just as
1d2 = 2
canterlot
manehattan

scores a
1d2 = 2
Touchdown
Field Goal

"Wooo! Oh man this is so much fun! I hven't been to this game in like, so long
>> No. 40711995
>>40711994
>He gives her a slightly worried look
"More beer? What is this, your fifth?"
>> No. 40711996
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>>40711995
"I think? But hey, it's just some fun! It's a hoofball game afterall!" She grinned a tipsy grin.
>> No. 40711997
>>40711996
>He chuckles nervously and puts a hoof around her again
"Well, okay, just don't go overboard here."
>> No. 40711998
>>40711997
"Dont' worry, I can handle myself." She winked. "But thanks for caring for me.~" She gave him a gentle kiss on the cheek
>> No. 40711999
>>40711998
>aaaand final score...
1d14+32 = 41 Jets
1d14+22 = 30 Crowns
>> No. 40712000
>>40711999
"HaHA! Yes! You put up a good fight, Canterlot, but nopony can match the Jets!"
>> No. 40712001
>>40711999
>>40712000
"Awwww~ Well... I guess that's that.." She giggled and looked back at him with a playful pout "Congratulations."
>> No. 40712002
>>40712001
>He smiles and hugs her
"But did you have a good time?"
>> No. 40712003
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>>40712002
She gave Litwick a biiiig hug and a biiiig smile. "I did~! I had a great time, thanks you, Litwick~!"
>> No. 40712004
>It is 4 am. It's about time I got some sleep, and this is a good place to stop. Later!
>> No. 40712005
>>40712004
>goodnight1
>> No. 40712007
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Also this is in the bar now.
>> No. 40712008
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>>40712007
>EEEEEEEEEEEE
>> No. 40712009
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>>40712008
>> No. 40712010
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>>40712009
>Applehugs
>> No. 40712011
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>> No. 40712012
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>>40712010
>I'm okay with this.

>>40712011
><Hugs>
>> No. 40712013
>>40712012

>Hi thar!
>> No. 40712014
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>>40712013
>Haaai.

>I gotta' go for a sec but I'll be back soon!
>> No. 40712015
>>40712014

>Aww.
>> No. 40712016
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>> No. 40712017
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And then I was back, and this thing was in the bar!
>> No. 40712018
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>>40712017

So you're sticking with that now?
>> No. 40712019
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>>40712017
*But there was no Icy! Go look for her!*
>> No. 40712020
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>>40712018
"....Bunnies always change their form, if they can. We do a lot of weird things."

>>40712019
And so he does! Icy would find a two tailed fox looking in her room.
>> No. 40712021
>>40712020
*But she's not there!*
>> No. 40712022
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>>40712020

Why do you?
>> No. 40712023
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>>40712021
"...Icy?"

Time to look for clues!

>>40712022
"...It's like wearing new clothes. Gets boring wearing the same clothes all the time."
>> No. 40712024
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>>40712023

Maybe if you wore clothes then you'd not get so bored.
>> No. 40712025
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>>40712024
"...I did."
>> No. 40712026
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>>40712023
*If you pay enough attention to the mess in her room, you can see less make-up gear and less clown pictures.*
>> No. 40712027
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>>40712025

Are you now?
>> No. 40712028
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>>40712026
"...Huh."

Thankfully, with nobody around to watch Ben being a little creepier than usual, he took a deep wiff of the air around him, trying to follow Icy's scent.

>>40712027
"...My clothes is my fur."
>> No. 40712029
File 141795712316.jpg - (191.97KB , 1912x1072 , 1417378765277.jpg )
40712029
>>40712028
*It leads to the bathroom.*
>> No. 40712030
File 141795715597.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40712030
>>40712028

Can you change your fur?
>> No. 40712031
File 141795734008.png - (451.34KB , 720x540 , I'm so fucking high.png )
40712031
>>40712029
"...I did it!"

He softly chaps on the door!

Knock knock.

>>40712030
"...I can wash it."
>> No. 40712032
File 141795739968.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40712032
>>40712031

That's not really the same...
>> No. 40712033
File 141795747241.png - (337.85KB , 640x480 , 1417359943191.png )
40712033
>>40712031
Who's there?
>> No. 40712034
File 141795756843.jpg - (83.90KB , 640x479 , NOOOOO.jpg )
40712034
>>40712032
"Well it kinda' is..."

>>40712033
"Hi Icy! It's Ben! I got a new look yesterday and I wanna' know how you think of it!... Wait you're not pooping, are you?"
>> No. 40712035
File 141795761962.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40712035
>>40712034

Nope. Wrong.
>> No. 40712036
File 141795764054.jpg - (35.54KB , 600x450 , clown-make-up.jpg )
40712036
>>40712034
What?
No, I'm not! But you can't come in anyway!
>> No. 40712037
File 141795766934.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
40712037
>>40712035
"I don't see you with fur, how come you're the expert now?"
>> No. 40712038
File 141795769077.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
40712038
>>40712036
"Aww... But I look cuter now."
>> No. 40712039
File 141795779260.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
40712039
>>40712037

Because I'm an adult. Almost.
>> No. 40712040
File 141795781233.jpg - (105.90KB , 640x480 , 1388715717880.jpg )
40712040
>>40712038
But I don't! Wait until I'm ready, okay?
>> No. 40712041
File 141795846541.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
40712041
>>40712039
"But you've never had fur..."

>>40712040
"Okay..."

And so he sits against the door and plays with his tails.
>> No. 40712042
File 141795855723.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40712042
>>40712041

Yup. So what?
>> No. 40712043
File 141795858627.jpg - (9.09KB , 215x185 , clown-creepy-pretty-sugarpill-cosmetics-halloween-555625.jpg )
40712043
>>40712041
*And after some time Icy opens the door and leaves the bathroom, holding her face paints and a stack of those clown pictures.*

*Her make-up... is the same as always.*
>> No. 40712044
File 141795859643.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
40712044
>>40712042
"So you don't know what it's like."
>> No. 40712045
File 141795862186.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
40712045
>>40712044

Yeah but bleh. So there.
>> No. 40712046
File 141795863300.jpg - (83.90KB , 640x479 , NOOOOO.jpg )
40712046
>>40712043
"...I thought you were gonna' try the not-wicked clown makeup..."
>> No. 40712047
File 141795871545.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
40712047
>>40712045
"...You wanna' have fur or something?"
>> No. 40712048
File 141795875368.jpg - (21.30KB , 225x282 , don't fuck with the juggla.jpg )
40712048
>>40712046
Who are you?
>> No. 40712049
File 141795875436.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40712049
>>40712047

No.
>> No. 40712050
File 141795885771.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
40712050
>>40712048
"Dunno', Ammie showed me a few pictures of him and I thought it was cool. I think he's supposed to be a fox or something, but he's got two tails so I dunno'..."

>>40712049
"Aww. You'd look cute with bunny ears and tail."
>> No. 40712051
File 141795891042.jpg - (175.94KB , 850x1212 , Bunny.jpg )
40712051
>>40712050

Liar!
>> No. 40712052
File 141795891345.png - (70.20KB , 563x411 , Time to be braiv!.png )
40712052
>> No. 40712053
File 141795894215.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
40712053
>>40712051
"..."

Blink blink.

"Why would I lie?"
>> No. 40712054
File 141795899248.jpg - (97.30KB , 762x900 , Bunny with a machine gun.jpg )
40712054
>>40712053

Because you want to see me be a bunny.
>> No. 40712055
File 141795902768.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
40712055
>>40712054
"...Because you'd look cute as one?"
>> No. 40712056
File 141795906626.jpg - (20.73KB , 300x300 , chibibi.jpg )
40712056
>>40712055

Liar!
>> No. 40712057
File 141795908031.jpg - (105.90KB , 640x480 , 1388715717880.jpg )
40712057
>>40712050
Oh, it's you! I didn't recognize you!
*Picks you up.*
>> No. 40712058
File 141795918523.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
40712058
>>40712056
"...Oh, wait, you're an adult... So you'd be beautiful instead of cute."

>>40712057
He gives a quiet little squeak as you lift him up.

"...So whatcha' doing?"
>> No. 40712059
File 141795924010.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40712059
>>40712058

Still no!
>> No. 40712060
File 141795927241.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
40712060
>>40712059
"..."

He just boops your nose.

"Yes."
>> No. 40712061
File 141795930647.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40712061
>>40712060

>She bites the finger.
>> No. 40712062
File 141795935777.png - (139.79KB , 480x320 , Stop, I am genius, stop touching me.png )
40712062
>>40712061
"Ack, noooo!"
>> No. 40712063
File 141795938742.png - (483.19KB , 1024x573 , Bored.png )
40712063
>>40712062

You asked for this.
>> No. 40712064
File 141795941446.jpg - (60.09KB , 500x375 , QwQ.jpg )
40712064
>>40712063
"No I didn't!"
>> No. 40712065
File 141795948587.png - (483.19KB , 1024x573 , Bored.png )
40712065
>>40712064

...You did by poking my nose.
>> No. 40712066
File 141795954078.png - (139.79KB , 480x320 , Stop, I am genius, stop touching me.png )
40712066
>>40712065
"But all I did was boop your nose, everyone does that..."
>> No. 40712067
File 141795959813.jpg - (97.30KB , 762x900 , Bunny with a machine gun.jpg )
40712067
>>40712066

I bite each time!
>> No. 40712068
File 141795961961.jpg - (60.09KB , 500x375 , QwQ.jpg )
40712068
>>40712067
"You're awful!"
>> No. 40712069
File 141795965678.jpg - (75.91KB , 500x465 , you motherfucker.jpg )
40712069
>>40712058
I was trying new make-ups but nothing good. They all looked too much like the originals and a professional clowns doesn't just copy others.
>> No. 40712070
File 141795967580.jpg - (20.59KB , 300x240 , Bwuh.jpg )
40712070
>>40712068

You never learn!
>> No. 40712071
File 141795978262.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
40712071
>>40712069
"...If you want I could try."

>>40712070
"I learned you're a meanie."
>> No. 40712072
File 141795987683.jpg - (58.55KB , 600x530 , pierrot-clown-makeup.jpg )
40712072
>>40712071
No, thanks...
>> No. 40712073
File 141795991501.jpg - (131.80KB , 640x838 , Alone.jpg )
40712073
>>40712071

I learned that you don't learn.
>> No. 40712074
File 141795996880.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
40712074
>>40712072
"Oh... Okay then. So want to do something today?"

>>40712073
"I do learn. And I learned you're nasty to foxies."
>> No. 40712075
File 141796007323.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40712075
>>40712074

Nope, only things which poke my nose.
>> No. 40712076
File 141796013159.jpg - (60.09KB , 500x375 , QwQ.jpg )
40712076
>>40712075
He just sniffles a little and nurses his poor bitten finger.
>> No. 40712077
File 141796019047.png - (483.19KB , 1024x573 , Bored.png )
40712077
>>40712076

Now you know!
>> No. 40712078
File 141796022608.png - (139.79KB , 480x320 , Stop, I am genius, stop touching me.png )
40712078
>>40712077
"...I know that you're nasty."
>> No. 40712079
File 141796028098.jpg - (47.29KB , 532x800 , cosplay.jpg )
40712079
>>40712078

No, that I bite unwanted fingers.
>> No. 40712080
File 141796046119.jpg - (16.41KB , 280x280 , 1351654371246.jpg )
40712080
>>40712074
Where's your hat?
>> No. 40712081
File 141796053674.jpg - (83.90KB , 640x479 , NOOOOO.jpg )
40712081
>>40712079
"...That makes you nasty."

>>40712080
"You're wearing it!"
>> No. 40712082
File 141796061928.jpg - (97.30KB , 762x900 , Bunny with a machine gun.jpg )
40712082
>>40712081

No u
>> No. 40712083
File 141796067593.jpg - (24.89KB , 266x297 , I want a rusty axe.jpg )
40712083
>>40712081
What?
>> No. 40712084
File 141796074326.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
40712084
>>40712082
>>40712082
"...You're not making sense anymore."

>>40712083
"It's on your head."
>> No. 40712085
File 141796079652.jpg - (25.26KB , 258x320 , get off me DOG.jpg )
40712085
>>40712084
No, it's not!
*Checks.*
>> No. 40712086
File 141796082677.jpg - (83.90KB , 640x479 , NOOOOO.jpg )
40712086
>>40712085
He was right! It's on your head!
>> No. 40712087
File 141796089484.jpg - (21.30KB , 225x282 , don't fuck with the juggla.jpg )
40712087
>>40712086
*Takes it off and puts on your head.*
>> No. 40712088
File 141796094476.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
40712088
>>40712087
"...You don't like it?"
>> No. 40712089
File 141796105669.png - (197.82KB , 443x750 , 1417336305424.png )
40712089
>>40712088
I already have a hat, silly!
*Points at that little top hat thingy on her hairband.*
>> No. 40712090
File 141796124325.jpg - (83.90KB , 640x479 , NOOOOO.jpg )
40712090
>>40712089
"Your teeny hat is so cute."
>> No. 40712091
File 141796136022.png - (120.68KB , 276x487 , 1417374094598.png )
40712091
>>40712090
Thanks...
>> No. 40712092
File 141796139372.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
40712092
>>40712091
"...You okay Icy?"
>> No. 40712093
File 141796177788.jpg - (149.55KB , 640x480 , Homelite20MCS002_jpg~original.jpg )
40712093
>>40712092
>I dunno, let's stop.
>> No. 40712094
File 141796286720.png - (479.83KB , 550x800 , BIG SCARY LIZARD.png )
40712094
>> No. 40712095
>>40712094

>Hi thar.
>> No. 40712096
File 141796297515.jpg - (8.87KB , 170x279 , 203161713_l.jpg )
40712096
>>40712095
>> No. 40712097
>>40712096

>He's so fun.
>> No. 40712098
File 141796304552.jpg - (30.11KB , 500x523 , 500px-Grox_by_Palafico.jpg )
40712098
>>40712097
>Unless you're the Homos!
>> No. 40712099
>>40712098

>Even though he's transgender lesbian or something.
>> No. 40712100
>>40712099
>I think I found something just as disturbing as Sonichu.
>> No. 40712101
>>40712100
Oh?
>> No. 40712102
File 141796343298.jpg - (411.17KB , 800x1166 , tumblr_ndh3nibjGP1sq2gkmo1_1280.jpg )
40712102
>>40712100
>Shrek x Shadow the Hedgehog. Tankyou, goodnite. Best part? It crossed with Zim x Dib so you get aaaaaaaaaall the eyepopping horror in one go
>> No. 40712103
>>40712101
>>40712102
>Alojz showed me a thing called "Dreaming of Utopia".

>It's a furry comic, which is surprisingly isn't about constant yiffing, and although I can't believe I'm saying it, I'd rather it was.
>> No. 40712104
>>40712103

>I like that comic :3

>>40712102

>Which one gets pregnant?
>> No. 40712105
File 141796360248.jpg - (14.40KB , 320x243 , AngrySpider.jpg )
40712105
>>40712104
>> No. 40712106
File 141796366899.gif - (51.93KB , 500x288 , tumblr_n9taislXSJ1sj97b2o1_500.gif )
40712106
>>40712104
>All of them. One big happy famiry!

>>40712103
>>40712104
>>40712105
>Ha!
>> No. 40712107
File 141796367118.png - (81.11KB , 295x290 , Barky Airtales.png )
40712107
>>40712105

>It's fun!
>> No. 40712108
>>40712106
>>40712107
>The concept of the Furries in there disturbs me, the fact six kids manage to constantly beat up grown men is stupid at first glance, and the Archie-style art does not tickle me right.
>> No. 40712109
>>40712108

>In Furrytown, they raise kids to be furries.
>> No. 40712110
>>40712109
>I'm aware it's a fucking cult.

>Nevertheless, if your opinions are fixated on it, I have no choice but accept you for who you are and let you do that in peace.

>But I'm gonna judge you the whole time.
>> No. 40712111
>>40712110

>What, you think I'm a furry?
>> No. 40712112
File 141796405008.jpg - (95.48KB , 500x525 , Dio with it.jpg )
40712112
>>40712111
>No, I think your opinions are different to mine.
>Nevertheless, one of my most favorite villains is a man who'se dressed up like a banana (pic related), so I have no right to judge you.
>> No. 40712113
File 141796407152.jpg - (56.81KB , 500x477 , tumblr_ms0f0mrExJ1r8so7oo1_500.jpg )
40712113
>>40712108
>>40712109
>>40712110
">I'm aware it's a fucking cult."
>*puts on Barbossa's hat*
>You best start believing in furry stories, Miss Zelda... you're in one! Look around! Everyone's one of 'em here!

>>40712111
>you're postin in a furry thred
>> No. 40712114
File 141796407930.jpg - (1.03MB , 750x970 , nevar forget.jpg )
40712114
>I'm reading DoU right now :3
>> No. 40712115
File 141796411007.jpg - (70.17KB , 635x543 , tumblr_mr7dgzra191rl9w9no1_1280.jpg )
40712115
>>40712114
>Same
>> No. 40712116
File 141796415389.png - (974.02KB , 1280x720 , DIO.png )
40712116
>>40712113
>>40712114
>WELL TOO LATE, I'M PROTECTED BY MR BISEXUAL TIMESTOPPING VAMPIRE HERE.
>> No. 40712117
File 141796420018.jpg - (29.52KB , 473x355 , Peekaboo!.jpg )
40712117
>> No. 40712118
>>40712117

>Hi you!
>> No. 40712119
File 141796425412.png - (186.65KB , 500x387 , Avatar Aang.png )
40712119
>>40712117
>> No. 40712120
File 141796426186.jpg - (25.82KB , 330x395 , 5252525.jpg )
40712120
>>40712116
>What about all the furry porn in your browsers' history?
>> No. 40712121
File 141796430188.jpg - (15.56KB , 460x276 , Oooo.jpg )
40712121
>>40712118
>>40712119
>So I heard you talking shit about furries like i wouldn't find out
>> No. 40712122
File 141796436013.gif - (1.35MB , 479x269 , OBJECTION!.gif )
40712122
>>40712120
>OBJECTION!
>There is no way you'll know what I like pornwise because I go on Incognito mode!
>>40712121
>Not furries per se.
>The creepy-ass furry cult in a certain Webcomic.
>> No. 40712123
File 141796439657.jpg - (29.52KB , 473x355 , Peekaboo!.jpg )
40712123
>>40712122
>I know, I'm just being silly. :3
>> No. 40712124
File 141796444349.gif - (283.11KB , 500x400 , Okay, my master's sister has the FREAKIEST kinks.gif )
40712124
>>40712123
>But seriously tho, It's fucking creepy.
>> No. 40712125
File 141796449469.jpg - (44.31KB , 507x381 , IMAGINE.jpg )
40712125
>>40712124
>I can imagine.
>> No. 40712126
>>40712124

>I can't tell if it's a serious insight to how furries perceive themselves to be persecuted or completely taking the piss.
>Im guessing the former.
>> No. 40712127
File 141796452516.gif - (917.05KB , 500x269 , POMPADOUR.gif )
40712127
>>40712125
>So how you?
>> No. 40712128
File 141796457065.jpg - (411.17KB , 800x1166 , tumblr_ndh3nibjGP1sq2gkmo1_1280.jpg )
40712128
>>40712122
>..what was your name on r34? ork-something? Yes, its visible
>> No. 40712129
File 141796468671.png - (205.32KB , 900x643 , What's that white stuff around your mouth.png )
40712129
>>40712126
>I honestly think that the fact the guy brings up a character who'se a furry and ISN'T wearing his fursuit at work ruins the entire thing, because it answers the one question that should be remained unanswered, i.e "Why aren't they taking off their suits in public?"
>>40712128
>I neither confirm or deny.
>> No. 40712130
File 141796473537.jpg - (25.65KB , 480x330 , RD reads Homestuck.jpg )
40712130
>>40712128
>>40712122
>>40712129
>> No. 40712131
File 141796475930.jpg - (113.94KB , 580x363 , Me.jpg )
40712131
>>40712127
>Sleepy. You?
>> No. 40712132
>>40712129
>>40712128

>Want me to?
>> No. 40712133
File 141796477001.png - (495.05KB , 810x604 , no.png )
40712133
>>40712130
>*sets on fire*
>> No. 40712134
>>40712132
>No.
>>40712131
>Spending an hour before I go tutor a kid.
>> No. 40712135
File 141796485649.gif - (549.76KB , 640x360 , MAXIMUM OVER-DRAMA.gif )
40712135
>>40712133
>I don't even know what comic you guys are talking aboot
>But I'm enjoying the drama immensely
>> No. 40712136
File 141796487193.png - (429.26KB , 600x800 , tumblr_nev0fm6Qh21qcg8yjo1_1280.png )
40712136
>>40712129
>>40712130
>Do ho hooo-

>>40712132
>Do ho hooooo!
>> No. 40712137
File 141796494758.png - (204.31KB , 500x615 , tumblr_n88m1qbVeO1rb1l27o3_500.png )
40712137
>>40712136
>Hokay, you got me, now what?
>> No. 40712138
File 141796510955.jpg - (56.29KB , 449x559 , tumblr_mhm1j9ugxE1rvtnano1_500.jpg )
40712138
>>40712135
>>40712135
>...aaaaand you broke it.

>>40712137
>Defect to Korea!
>Draw happy Acantha with a muffin on head
>> No. 40712139
File 141796516996.png - (204.31KB , 500x615 , tumblr_n88m1qbVeO1rb1l27o3_500.png )
40712139
>>40712138
>If I'll draw a horse It'll kill an entire culture.
>> No. 40712140
File 141796519967.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
40712140
>>40712134
Speaking of furries, this is in the bar at the moment!
>> No. 40712141
File 141796524164.jpg - (364.92KB , 850x1203 , tumblr_nesqhuIm9v1smkyzvo1_1280.jpg )
40712141
>>40712139
>Good! Just the head then
>> No. 40712142
File 141796528109.png - (11.95KB , 273x226 , I shot the face of mercy.png )
40712142
>>40712138
>*shrug*

>Wanna wrap up that thing where Dawn was trying to get Raggsy's true name so he could do a thing?

>>40712140
A green pegasus pony promptly notices this.

"Hey there. You new?"
>> No. 40712143
File 141796528308.jpg - (22.27KB , 554x473 , true_zpsabc50601.jpg )
40712143
>>40712140
"... Somewhere out there, a Hedgehog is crying."
>>40712141
>That will result in a plague.
>> No. 40712144
File 141796533908.jpg - (98.66KB , 640x479 , Cold.jpg )
40712144
>>40712142
"...I guess? I mean, I don't come here a lot."

>>40712143
"...Why?" he asks, tilting his head to the left a little.
>> No. 40712145
File 141796538252.jpg - (9.54KB , 246x205 , Jazz hands!.jpg )
40712145
>>40712144
"Sonic the Hedgehog jokes!"
>> No. 40712146
File 141796542423.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
40712146
>>40712145
"...Sonic the Hedgehog?"
>> No. 40712147
File 141796543326.jpg - (18.98KB , 239x265 , Confidence (Thanks Quoten!)--Cropped.jpg )
40712147
>>40712144
"Oh. Eh, well."
The green guy shrugs, sipping an off-brand beer.
"Just, y'know, don't cause trouble. Not that you would, I just gotta make sure."
>> No. 40712148
File 141796555198.jpg - (235.08KB , 1600x1200 , haaaaaai!.jpg )
40712148
>>40712146
"Yes.
Sanic duh Hejhawg.
You look like a character from there."
>> No. 40712149
File 141796560573.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
40712149
>>40712147
"...I promise."

>>40712148
"Oh. I dunno' that, Ammie just showed me some fox person off of the internet and I though it was pretty cool."
>> No. 40712150
>>40712148

>Saunich der hejhaug?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfUhO1KFjso
>> No. 40712151
File 141796572501.png - (27.62KB , 900x650 , You may need to stop that.png )
40712151
>>40712149
"Good."
The green guy takes another sip of his beer.
"...what's your name?"
>> No. 40712152
File 141796578218.jpg - (135.01KB , 590x400 , hffnfnfnfnfnffff.jpg )
40712152
>>40712149
"Oh.

Cool."
>>40712150
>No
>> No. 40712153
File 141796597580.jpg - (70.17KB , 635x543 , tumblr_mr7dgzra191rl9w9no1_1280.jpg )
40712153
>>40712142
>So if I remember right, you and what'sherface just got the equivalent of a prom-night book thing with HiSkool photos and stuff. That means...
>...that she's about to die horribly for this and the book's going up in flames in like 5 seconds or something.

>And I'm still curious as a cucumber as to why the guy needs MY name out of all the possible options!
>> No. 40712154
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>>40712151
"Benjamin!"

>>40712152
"...So can I give you a hug?"
>> No. 40712155
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>>40712154
"... Oh snap, hugs? Sure!"
>> No. 40712156
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>>40712155
He proceeds to open his arms to you!
>> No. 40712157
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>>40712153
>Well, they were about to grab the book. Last I remember, Dawn and whatsherface had found the book's location...and had been found by some critter that was presumably summoned by Raggsy.

>And Dawn needs the True Name of Raggedy so that he can (basically) bring her to court. He doesn't know Watergate all that well, or any of the other ponies that Raggedy might've plushified, but he does know that sentencing someone to an eternity of existential nothingness probably falls under three different kinds of torture, and that if he doesn't go and try to enforce the "torture is wrong" law, nobody else will.

>>40712154
"Nice to meet ya, Benjamin. I'm Dawn, Dawn Breeze."

The green colt hops off his stool, and offers you a hoof, presumably for shaking.
>> No. 40712158
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>G'morning, Donut Bar.
>> No. 40712159
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>>40712157
>>40712153
>OH! OH! PUNCHGHOST HER, PUNCHGHOST HER!
>>40712156
And a hug was given!
"Ben, right?"
>> No. 40712160
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>>40712159
>Sorry, too early in the timeline for Dawn to be summoning his zambie punchgoast.
>> No. 40712161
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>>40712160
>Punchghost her eventually
>> No. 40712162
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>>40712157
He instead proceeds to nuzzle your hoof like a cat would.

>>40712159
Nod nod nod.
>> No. 40712163
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>>40712162
"Oh, cool!"
>> No. 40712164
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>>40712161
>But if Dawn's already got Raggsy behind bars, so to speak, then he doesn't need to punchghost her.

>>40712162
"...that works."
The green pony--Dawn--shrugs.
>> No. 40712165
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>>40712159
>>40712160
>>40712161
>...What's this about 'Punchghost'ing?
>> No. 40712166
>>40712164
>implying anyone is capable of bringing Raggedy to jail
>>40712165
>A "Stand"- nicknamed "Punchghost"- is the concept of a spectral being based about your personality, originating from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
>> No. 40712167
File 141796686743.jpg - (83.90KB , 640x479 , NOOOOO.jpg )
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>>40712163
"Cool!... So who're you?"

>>40712164
"...What?... You weren't giving me pets?"
>> No. 40712168
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>>40712157
>....................I kinda though that, like, R got the mini-Watergate from Billy after Billy pulled out all of Watergate's bones out making her into a miniaturised shred of a still-living pony and THEN R turned W's malformed boneless everwrapped in pain flesh into a plushie and he was told that along with "You could just ask for her" so woudln't he also need Billybutt there? Oh well. Have fun ending on the toy-shelf~



>With what'sherface away (let's assume she did the smart thing and ran away the moment you realised you've been found) you are standing in the library with a NecronomiPromNightbookicon in your hooves. The covers are black and musty and dusty and cracked with age but you can almost make out the malicious ever-twisting shapes on it. The clasp looks a bit like a closed eye-
>...that just opened and glared at you. What do?

>....also is there a draft in there? You feel a sudden chill. What'sherface just screamed and ran away!
>> No. 40712169
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>>40712167
"I'm Beer the Raccoon! I'm the personified appearance of a guy who sits on his ass all day long being a fatty!"
>110% accurate
>> No. 40712170
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>>40712165
>Link conjured up a fancy arrow from his favorite anime, which--when it hits someone--gives the ability to summon a psychic manifestation called a "Stand", which is often stylized with angle brackets and such, and often referred to by the fans of the anime as a "punchghost" because that's basically what they are.

>They usually have unique abilities, but almost all of them have the ability to punch really fast, usually combined with shouting some strange word (like "ORA") over and over again.

>>40712167
"I was givin' you a hoofshake. But I'm cool with pets."
He pats your head.
"...this is frickin' adorable, isn't it."

>>40712168
"..."
Well, this is obviously a tome of eldritch knowledge. But that can wait for later.
He stuffs the book into his saddlebag, and checks behind him--that critter might still be following him.
Drawing a gun in this place probably won't be appreciated, but smacking that critter in the face should work. Probably. Hopefully.
>> No. 40712171
File 141796708765.jpg - (98.66KB , 640x479 , Cold.jpg )
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>>40712169
"...Huh?... But you sound cool."

>>40712170
"Probably... I'm good with adorable things." he says, sitting down and letting you pet his soft, fluffy head.
>> No. 40712172
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>>40712166
>>40712170
>Ah, right then.
>> No. 40712173
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>>40712171
"I'm actually a very unpleasant person with very low self esteem, only masked as a nice guy by the anonymity of the Internet!"
>> No. 40712174
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>>40712170
>The witch is gone and so is her library card! You can't legally take the book out now!
>..the portal is still there and might take you home. Do you take the book and go? The book's staring at you as if it knew what you did and what you're about to do.
>> No. 40712175
File 141796728207.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
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>>40712173
"But... This isn't the internet. You're right here in front of me."
>> No. 40712176
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>>40712171
"..."
Urge...to hug...rising...

"...is it cool if I give you a hug?" he asks, opening his hooves in preparation for snuggly things.

>>40712174
"...Ya know, I'd figured she wasn't trustworthy," Dawn says to nobody in particular.
He takes in his surroundings; perhaps there's a clerk that he can get a library card from.
He'd been thinking about grabbing one anyway.
>> No. 40712177
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>>40712176
"It's always cool." he says with a nod and a smile.
>> No. 40712178
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>>40712176
>Unfortunately with the orang-utang gone..
>...and the witch...
>.....and frankly speaking everyone gone.
>..say, that just you or it's very empty here and quiet and cold now? Because it's empty and quiet and cold in here now. And the lights are getting dim and there are shadows everywhere. Hey, maybe it's closing time?
>> No. 40712179
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>>40712177
He pulls you in, sighing happily as his hooves wrap around you.
"Sorry...I, uh, don't get hugs often."
His wings gently wrap around you. They're...surprisingly soft. Snuggly, even.

>>40712178
"..."
Laws against open carry in public places are good an' all, but in a place like this, he can't be too careful. Especially if everything's gone dark-sideways.
He draws his gun out of his saddlebag, carefully pulling the hammer back--but keeping his hoof away from the trigger.

"...Hey. Anybody here? Is it closing time? I'm gettin' a bit nervous, it's my first time in this place..."
It may be a mistake to draw attention to himself now--but only if something nasty gets to him first.
>> No. 40712180
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>>40712179
The little fox boy happily allows you to wrap your hooves around him, your chest being gently nuzzled by his fluffy face.

Overall, he's a soft, warm, snuggly ball of fur who's tail are now gently swishing from happiness.

"...That's awful."
>> No. 40712181
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>>40712179
>You waddle through the big empty SILENT library.
>All there is, is silence. In the library. Geddit? There's a pop culture reference there somewhere, you can feel it on your tongue-

>-something moved? Oh. It's the fridge-portal leading out. Guess you can just jump out anytime. Your breath leaves tiny white clouds in the cold air.
>> No. 40712182
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>>40712180
"Mm. I'm kind of to blame for it, though. Thought I had to be the tough guy all the time."
He nuzzles the top of your head, humming contentedly.
"'Course, now I know that I should take a break every once in a while."

>>40712181
"..."
It's getting too damn cold in here. And at the same time, he can't exactly just leave with this book. L-Space laws are probably not what he wants to break.
"...Look, if it's closing time, can I just come back tomorrow to handle the paperwork and stuff for borrowing this book?" he asks the emptiness, mostly to keep his mind off of what he thinks he saw in the corner.
>> No. 40712183
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*Icy steps downstairs. Looks like she tried experimenting with her face paint..."
>> No. 40712184
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>>40712182
He seems quiet content, shutting his eyes and simply listening to you speak as he leans into the nuzzling.

>>40712183
"...That's pretty."
>> No. 40712185
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>>40712184
You think so? Are you sure?
>> No. 40712186
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>>40712185
"I dunno', let me check..."

He proceeds to toddle up to you!

Before gasping loudly!

"Oh my gosh Icy!!"
>> No. 40712187
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>>40712182
>You get silence and cold and dim lights and shadows in the corner. The portal is nice and warm and leading back to the bar.
>> No. 40712188
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>>40712184
"I didn't know what I was missing, really. I feel happier than I have in a long time."
He gently squeezes you.
"And I got to go on a date the other day--an actual date, y'know? I haven't had a successful date in...I think it's been a couple years, actually..."

>>40712187
"...If that's okay with you, then."

He turns, and runs to the portal.
>> No. 40712189
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>>40712186
Yes, it's me!
*Picks you up.*
>> No. 40712190
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>>40712188
>You are back in the bar with a closed book that may or may not contain important stuff! Or, you know, horrible prom photos. No one knowwwws!
>> No. 40712191
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>>40712190
"Okay."

He walks briskly upstairs, into one of the many free rooms.
...He turns on every goddamn light he can find.
>> No. 40712192
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>>40712188
He squeaked quietly as you squeezed him!

"...That sounds awesome, I'm really happy for you!"

>>40712189
He wiggled a little.

"...I really like your new makeup."
>> No. 40712193
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>>40712192
"Thanks, Benjamin."

A few moments later, he lets go.

"...That was a good hug. Pretty solid 10/10."
>> No. 40712194
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>>40712192
It's still work in progress...
*Rubs your fluffy tails.*
I love your new look!
>> No. 40712195
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>>40712191
>The room now looks like... a really bright room. This should do. Probably. Who knows? Like... what if there's a power failure and the lights go off...?

>Still it's bright. For now. What now?
>> No. 40712196
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>>40712193
"10/10 would cuddle again?" he says before giggling to himself, his tail swishing.

>>40712194
Ben gives a great big grin as a result, his cheeks turning a tad red.
>> No. 40712197
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>>40712195
He pulls the book out of his saddlebags, dropping it on the dresser like it could bite him at any moment.

A moment after that, he opens the book.
"Now where is she--what's her name...?"

>>40712196
"Heh, yeah!"
He picks you up and squeezes you, laughing!
"Is this what it feels like to really be happy?" he asks, nuzzling your cheek. "It's amazing! I haven't felt this good since I was a kid!"
>> No. 40712198
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>>40712196
*Icy then hugs you tightly and nuzzles your fluffy cheeks.*
>> No. 40712199
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>>40712197
He gives an adorable little squeak as you squeeze him, before joining in on the laughter.

"That's awesome..."

>>40712198
And he nuzzles back, giggling away to himself.

"No! Stop! My cheeksies are ticklish!"
>> No. 40712200
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>>40712199
They are?
>> No. 40712201
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>>40712200
"...Yu huh."
>> No. 40712202
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>>40712201
*She attacks your cheeks with kisses!*
>> No. 40712203
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>>40712197
>There are pictures. Pictures of things. With.. you know. Eyes. And teeth. And faces. And all those things a pony has and much much more and not necessarily in the right order. The pictures shimmer and twitch as if they were abut to leap out of the book and next to them there's text in sharp angular letters that twist when you look at them and... yep. Can't read a damn there. And the best part? Best part comes from behind you.
Aw maaaaan. Lookit this! They totally misspelled Nyogotha!
>A stitched hand came from behind you and a finger now rests on a picture of... well. Let's say it's a moogle and leave it at that because the way it looks you might just as well go to therapy and never leave.
>> No. 40712204
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>>40712199
"I know, right? I feel like I could fly to the moon and back, now!"
He squees.
It sounds like squees aren't really what he's made for, but he certainly tries.

>>40712203
"...You followed me, huh?"
Dawn doesn't even turn around.

"I know you've got Watergate. And I'm pretty damn sure you're in this book," he mutters, de-cocking his revolver.
>> No. 40712205
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>> No. 40712206
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>>40712202
"Nooooooooo!"
>> No. 40712207
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>>40712204
"...That was cute."
>> No. 40712208
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>>40712206
*And then she kisses you on the nose!*
>> No. 40712209
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>>40712207
"Thanks. I'm trying this whole 'cute' thing out, t'see if it fits me."
He nuzzles your cheek again.

"...hmm~"
>> No. 40712210
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>>40712203
>Moogles are so cute. :O

>>40712205
>Heya'!

>>40712208
He gasps a little and squeaks!

>>40712209
"..."

His cheeks are very much fluffy, and he fidgets a little as you do so.
>> No. 40712211
>>40712210

>Hi thar.
>> No. 40712212
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>>40712210
"...hm?"
He backs off a bit.
"Sorry, did I get carried away? I'm a bit new to the whole snuggles thing."
>> No. 40712213
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>>40712210
*And then she puts you on her lap and strokes your furry belly.*
You're the cutest fox ever!
>> No. 40712214
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>>40712211
>What's up?

>>40712212
"No, it's fine, it's just my cheeks are a little funny."

He nuzzles up to you once more!

>>40712213
He giggles a little and gently paws at you.
>> No. 40712215
>>40712214

>Not a whole lot :3
>> No. 40712216
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>>40712204
So? I told you, if you want her - you can ask for her! Simple as that and..

You were talking too loud and I heard and...

Don't you know it's not nice to look things up about girls when they're not around? It's so very very very naughty.
>With the last word hanging in the air the hand touching the book suddenly grabs and crumples a bunch of pages and tears them out of the book!
Yoink! No peeking!
>> No. 40712217
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>>40712214
*She grabs your paws and hides them in her hands.*
Wanna see a trick?
>> No. 40712218
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>>40712215
>Hokies.

>>40712217
"Um... Sure!"

He wiggles his fingers a little.
>> No. 40712219
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>>40712218
*She releases his hands and Ben was now holding a pink flower in his hands!*
>> No. 40712220
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>>40712213
>As somebody who works at McDonald's, this image frightens me.
>> No. 40712221
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...because, Zeta, you have to understand that at this point it's more of a reflection on documented fact than a spiritual exercise. People haven't worshipped what "might" be ever since the princesses showed up.

>Blowhard is lecturing a very unamused looking Zeta as he walks in through the front door. Both of them are dressed in their Sunday Bests--no points for guessing where they just came back from.
>> No. 40712222
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>>40712219
"..."

Gasp!

"That's so cool!" he says, inspecting the flower before giving it a little sniff.
>> No. 40712223
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>>40712214
"...All right!"
He wraps his wings around you again.
They're still so soft and downy! How does he do it?

>>40712216
"...This isn't just about Watergate. It's about you."
He turns to face you, fire in his eyes.
"See, I know Watergate was attacking Blowhard. I know you put her away because she needed to be dealt with. I'm just thinkin' you need some limits. It's not that you're throwing Watergate into a plushie body. It's that you did it without a trial."

He snaps open the cylinder on his revolver, letting the bullets fall to the floor once more.

"It's good that you're willing to release Watergate. That's great. Means I can work out what really happened, and make sure she deserves what she's getting.
"But I don't want this to happen again."

>>40712220
>As someone who works at Kroger, JOB PEOPLE UNITE!

>>40712221
Sounds like Dawn's giving an angry lecture to someone upstairs.
>> No. 40712224
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>>40712220
>There's porn of that never forget

>>40712221
>Wendy's?
>> No. 40712225
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>>40712223
He squeezes you a little and nuzzles just under your chin.

"...You're so cuddly."
>> No. 40712226
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>>40712222
*The flower sprays your nose with water.*

*No, it's not water, it's Faygo. Your nose is all sweet and sticky now.*
>> No. 40712227
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>>40712225
"I'm workin' on that, yeah."
He pats your back, sighing.
"...y'know, I wouldn't mind just sittin' here."
>> No. 40712228
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>>40712224
>There is porn of everything.

>>40712223
>JOBS! Had mine since the last day of March.
>> No. 40712229
>>40712228
>I've only had mine since halfway through September!
>Money is awesome.
>> No. 40712230
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>>40712223
Iiiiiiiiii think you have anger management issues.
>She says, swallowing the crumpled pages.
>Gulp
>Aaaaaaaaand gone forever.
But hey, who doesn't?

Lessee...
>The probably maniacally insane terror from beyond the Stars sat on the bed in the brightly lit room and patted the mattress next to her invitingly.
>Pat pat?
>Pat?


>Do you sit?
>> No. 40712231
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>>40712229
>Yes, yes it is.
>> No. 40712232
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>>40712228
>We need more
>> No. 40712233
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>>40712226
He squeaks loudly as a result of this!

"Blegh! You tricked me!"

>>40712227
"Me neither." he says, giving a content little sigh.
>> No. 40712234
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>>40712233
I'm a tricky clown!
*Picks you up and licks your nose.*
>> No. 40712235
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>>40712232
>There is always need for more porn.
>> No. 40712236
>>40712230
"..."

The green colt who thinks he can threaten you, stop your little plushie factory, and who apparently doesn't want to stop at getting his marefriend or whatever back, steps toward the bed.

"...You know," he mutters. "I think I'm gonna regret this. But...screw it. I won't start anything if you don't start anything."

He sits on the bed.

>>40712233
"Mmmhm."
He nuzzles into your fur, smiling.

>>40712231
>And now Dawny's being snuggly/preparing to avoid death by eldritch.
>Sup wit you?
>> No. 40712237
>>40712235

>Where's the planefu
>> No. 40712238
File 141797182949.jpg - (235.02KB , 1001x1098 , fucking hitler.jpg )
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>>40712235
>Ah, plane porn.
>Good old /k/. And a lot of other people, but I bet /k/ is planeporn's biggest consumer.
>> No. 40712239
File 141797192417.jpg - (83.90KB , 640x479 , NOOOOO.jpg )
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>>40712234
"Yay, you got rid of the Faygo~"

>>40712236
He softly squeezes you, before giving a rather content sigh.

"This is awesome."
>> No. 40712240
File 141797196674.jpg - (27.18KB , 266x389 , 23625265236.jpg )
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>>40712235
>Plane-girls. Good times. Good times :D

>>40712236
Here's a secret: Even if you're really really old you're still going to do a lot of dumb stuff that will go around and bite you right in the padding.
>Said the squeaky plush terror as she leaned and lied down on the bed and..
>...uh.
>......well.

>.......hugged you? This is awkward. Unless, you know, she'll try digesting you now or something. Plushies do that, right? Or was it carrots?
>> No. 40712241
File 141797202775.png - (32.92KB , 250x394 , 250px-Rigby_character.png )
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>So, did Dawn get horribly hurt yet?
>> No. 40712242
File 141797203947.gif - (605.92KB , 432x242 , AJ does a Dawn impression.gif )
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>>40712239
"Very."
He pats your head, mirroring your sigh.
"I'm so glad I decided to stop worrying so much."

>>40712240
"..."

Dawn raises an eyebrow, but does nothing.
>> No. 40712243
File 141797207261.jpg - (59.37KB , 640x480 , D'aww.jpg )
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>>40712242
"Why worry when you can snuggle cute little foxies?"
>> No. 40712244
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>>40712239
>And now I had a headache so I'm gonna be taking a nap, sorry. Bye!
>> No. 40712245
File 141797213927.jpg - (27.88KB , 479x502 , Germany+if+you+want+more+posts+like+this+then+don+t_01a992_5350026.jpg )
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>>40712236
>That's nice.

>I am home from Disney, got called into work not even an hour after I got here.

>>40712237
>I have no idea.
>> No. 40712246
File 141797231767.png - (32.92KB , 250x394 , 250px-Rigby_character.png )
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>>40712175
"Well, I COULD explain more, but it'll be horribly confusing and break several walls.

I'm basically an idiot."
>> No. 40712247
File 141797234704.gif - (31.05KB , 417x290 , derp vs paid GO.gif )
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>>40712241
>Worse.
>He's getting hugged.

>>40712243
"Well, I've had to fight things that would hurt a lot of people. I used to always be on the lookout for stuff like that, 'cuz I thought I had to always make sure other people could snuggle."

He sort of settles into his chair, sighing.
"But now I've figured out that I can take a break from it every once in a while."

>>40712245
>Ouch, man. I gotta go to work in a couple hours, too...
>> No. 40712248
File 141797235986.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
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>>40712246
"...No you're not. Don't call yourself that..."
>> No. 40712249
File 141797240802.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
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>>40712247
"But that's not fair on you at all..."
>> No. 40712250
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>>40712247
>IT'S A TRAP
>>40712248
"I have yet to receive proof that shows otherwise!"
>> No. 40712251
File 141797250928.jpg - (59.37KB , 640x480 , D'aww.jpg )
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>>40712250
"...You're smart enough to realize you might not be smart. That takes a lot."
>> No. 40712252
File 141797250941.jpg - (18.98KB , 239x265 , Confidence (Thanks Quoten!)--Cropped.jpg )
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>>40712249
"Nope. But, y'know, if I don't keep everyone safe, who will?"
He shrugs.
"I knew what I was getting into, and I knew that it was important that someone do it. I just didn't know when to stop. But now I do."
>> No. 40712253
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>>40712247
>Day off for me.
>> No. 40712254
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>>40712242
..so..
>She snuggled to your hoof, resting her head on your shoulder
Stuff happened.
If I remember correctly she was told multiple times to NOT explode people's butts but she did so in the end Billy gave me a miniaturised boneless whimpering shred of a living pony that I enchanted, changing her very being from a living - and destined to live her full life course mind you - boneless and screaming and in constant pain miniature-pony into a sentient animated pony plushie.
>Sheeee's still hugging you, that monster!

If you want... I can give her to you. Minus the spells I used. So you'll get her back as a live pony-pony. Just, well. All I can do is take away my spells. She'll still be boneless and tiny and.. you know. Screaming. A lot probably. Can't do much there, that was there when I got her.
>....did she just sneak a cuddle?
>> No. 40712255
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>>40712252
He nods in agreement, softly nuzzling your chest a little as he listens to you.
>> No. 40712256
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>>40712251
"Actually, I reached the point where I got so much proof to the point that I started believing in it!"
>> No. 40712257
File 141797297989.png - (3.87MB , 1674x1022 , Ve Have Ztruk Iron!.png )
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>*Warpath intensifies*
>> No. 40712258
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>>40712256
"...Not really. See, if you're actually stupid, then you wouldn't realize you would be. You wouldn't make sense of the proof. But you're not stupid. I think you're mixing up stupid and a lack of common sense or something like that."
>> No. 40712259
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>>40712253
>Sweet.
>I get to work for the next...two days! And Thursday too!

>>40712254
"..."
He sighs.
"So I need to talk to Billyfish, then. I've been chasing the wrong person."

"You're...better, than I expected. I got tunnel vision, thought you were the thing I needed to kill...but you're trying to make this easier for her, aren't you?"

A few moments later, he puts a hoof around your shoulders.
"...I'm sorry. For what it's worth."

>>40712255
"I'm still in the business of saving worlds, of course. Can't get out of that ride. But at least I can stop and look at the world I'm saving."
>> No. 40712260
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>> No. 40712261
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>>40712259
"...I understand." he says with a nod.
>> No. 40712262
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>>40712258
"Nah, man. I'm an idiot.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have stuff to do."
And with that he leaped out of Ben's grasp and into a garbage can.
>> No. 40712263
>>40712260

>Hi.
>> No. 40712264
File 141797320282.png - (326.70KB , 629x480 , U wot.png )
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>>40712262
"..."

Ben let out a soft little whimper, before hugging his tails.
>> No. 40712265
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>>40712261
"...huh. Look at the time."
His wings fold away from you.
"I oughta go grab some lunch. Can't be watching for evil on an empty stomach.
"...Thanks for the hug."
>> No. 40712266
>>40712257
>I don't understand how people play without resource icons always on :P

>>40712263
>Afternoon
>> No. 40712267
>>40712266

>How's it going?
>> No. 40712268
File 141797330815.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
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>>40712265
He gave a soft little gasp before clinging to you for a moment, then stopping.

"...See you soon."
>> No. 40712269
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>>40712259
>Off Thursday.

>>40712260
>Morning!
>> No. 40712270
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>>40712266
>I do without it in Civ V because it's very nearly impossible to overlook the quite visually distinctive resources on the map. Its only in Beyond Earth where things can be very same-y that I make use of it.
>> No. 40712271
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>>40712268
"See you soon, Benjamin."
Dawn waves as he trots off to the kitchen.

"Have fun."

>>40712269
>Drat.
>I'm working mornings for the rest of this week. How 'bout you?
>> No. 40712272
>>40712267
>Going good, though I have a little gunk in my throat.

>>40712270
>True, I'm just not experienced enough to see which resource it is at a glance and would rather not mouse over each one.
>> No. 40712273
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>>40712271
>Start around 12-1 generally this week.
>> No. 40712274
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>>40712259
Eh. Happens. I did break off her horn, mind you. Mostly because she was shooting me with magic missile things but still.

Oh, and I think you might have resurrected an ancient Heylin Witch from thousands of years ago that tried to take over the world or something. Mind you, Celestia will be soooo pissed if she ever finds it was you. She banished own sister to the Moon last time something like that happened remember? Own sister!
>The plush-person stretched and curled on the bed
Oh, and Billy will probably just tell you to sod off. Or give me another plushie if you pull out a gun or something. So yeah. There's that.
>Pokes your nose
Beep!
>> No. 40712275
File 141797428124.png - (27.62KB , 900x650 , You may need to stop that.png )
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>>40712273
>Urgh. Guess we're gonna be waiting for next week to continue things.

>>40712274
He scrunches up his nose for a moment. Damn ponies and their scrunchy faces.

"...We all screw up, hm?"

He turns to you.

For a moment, he just stares at you, trying to read your face.

"Any idea if there's someone who can help Watergate? I might as well finish what I've started."
>> No. 40712276
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>>40712275
>Alright.

>Well, I have to do floors now, chat with ya later!
>> No. 40712277
File 141797445412.gif - (217.57KB , 500x418 , shootstuff.gif )
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>>40712276
>Bai.
>> No. 40712278
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>>40712275
>Victory!
>You aren't sure but with all the stitches and stuff? It might be MORSE or BRAILLE for something. Eat at Joe's or something.

Hmm... Anyone with the capability to regrow lost limbs and stuff? And change bodysizes. Soo... wizards? Hope you're rich, they're costly. And if you ask Ammie(s) I'll make you eat your legs, no joke here, that's kid abuse. As for everything else? There's Arkham Sanitarium for Disturbed Ponies Etc down the Lake Street.
>> No. 40712279
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>>40712278
"Gotcha."

"...I'll let you know when I've arranged everything. 'Till then, just...keep her safe. And anypony else you've got, too."

He glances away from you for a moment.

When he turns back to you, he puts his other hoof around you, and pulls you into a hug--but only for a moment.

"At least I stopped before things got really bad, huh?"
>> No. 40712280
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>>40712279
>And in a far far faraway storage, just like that one from the endscene from Indiana Jones and the Ark episode something starts to bang on the inside of a wooden box
Will do!
>She tried not to think about pink tutu dresses and... "extensions"

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell
>She smiled a stitched smile and ruffled your mane
You won't know till stuff happens, right? But I think so, yes. Just make sure no one ever finds out it was you just in case.
>> No. 40712281
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>>40712280
"Thanks, Raggedy."

He hops off the bed, gathering up the bullets he dropped earlier.

"I think I know who to talk to. I'll see you later."

And that's when he walks out of the room--confused, worried, but with a plan that just might work.
>End scene? I gotta go get ready for work.
>> No. 40712282
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>>40712281
You're welcome! Baaai~

>And then the World collapsed like a paper hat after the party. The End.
>C'ya~♥
>> No. 40712283
File 141797615726.jpg - (26.23KB , 500x280 , 19195990a8748070464l.jpg )
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>So anyone wants to RP? I think I feel better now.
>> No. 40712284
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>> No. 40712285
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>>40712283
>>40712284

>Why do the furry faces move?
>> No. 40712286
File 141797836414.jpg - (59.79KB , 600x337 , 1368671197379_by_lady_n_gentleman-d7nyked.jpg )
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>>40712285
>I dunno.
>> No. 40712287
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>>40712285
>>40712286
>I dunno, but Tin Tin is my favourite character. I now remember where I saw him, I had somewhere saved panel from the comic where he says that furries are worse than gays, blacks, Jews and hippies combined.
>> No. 40712288
>>40712287

>He's not wrong.
>> No. 40712289
>>40712287
>>40712288
>Nah, furries are cool.
>It's furfags who are the bad guys.
>> No. 40712290
File 141797879809.jpg - (181.84KB , 640x480 , dat big brown beaver.jpg )
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>>40712288
>>40712289
>Seriously, I'm not even a furry hater or something, but reading about this is enjoyable.
>I guess it's because the furries in this comic are not able to be sympathized with.
>> No. 40712291
>>40712288
>>40712289
>True.

>The difference is in who acts like a total fag.
>> No. 40712292
>>40712290
>I know, right?

>"Oh, no, those people won't accept me to work because I look like a fucking mascot! Whatever shall I do?"
>> No. 40712293
>>40712292
>Like here, where I am at the moment: http://www.dreamingofutopia.com/comic/chapter-3-page-13/
>They took his money, saved some to pay for the car and split it evenly, then went to buy beer.
>Total bros.
>> No. 40712294
>>40712293
>Maybe they're the bad guys because the guy earned money and now he can't feed his family or something?
>> No. 40712295
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>>40712294
>Look at this and tell me if you care.









>You don't. Fuck that catfucker and his faggot children, Skullz spent that money better.
>> No. 40712296
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>>40712295
>I honestly think that this is the dumbest webcomic ever and I'd rather go read The Pocalypse or Homostuck.
>> No. 40712297
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>>40712295
>No, they could have saved it to make homebrew stuff.

>Homebrew stuff is good shit.

>You ever have an Apple Pie Mead? Or one we call Dragon's Blood?

>Good shit.
>> No. 40712298
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>> No. 40712299
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>*End up not culturally enriching anybody due to how expensive arming my warriors with Iron weapons and armour was*
>*Big Boss has declared war on Madoka a couple times now, and has just managed to take one of her two cities*
>*Suddenly Darius I and Cassimir III declare war on him, and I've just accepted a 'Give us ten turns to prepare' from the former*

>And that's why you don't push around the local waifu.
>> No. 40712300
>>40712298

>Hi.

>>40712299

>I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
>> No. 40712301
>>40712298
>Yo
>> No. 40712302
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>>40712300
>Gertrud used to belong to the pink nation, but then Mr. black-and-orange snatched it away like a meanie.
>Then the two Red nations declared war on Mr. Skull and one of them had asked me if I wanted to declare war on Mr. Skull too, which I had replied with 'Gimmie a sec, just gotta grab my sword and board'.
>> No. 40712303
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>>40712300
>>40712301
>Hellos!
>> No. 40712304
>>40712303
How you been?
>> No. 40712305
>>40712303

>How's it going?

>>40712302

>Still going way over my head!
>> No. 40712306
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>>40712304
>>40712305

>Tired... Stayed up ALL night last night
>> No. 40712307
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>>40712305
>...Aw. Nevermind then.
>> No. 40712308
File 141798059221.jpg - (83.73KB , 640x480 , Oh.jpg )
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>RP anyone?
>> No. 40712309
File 141798072849.gif - (31.11KB , 400x400 , 1404408582616.gif )
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>>40712308
>Sure, who and who?
>> No. 40712310
File 141798078339.jpg - (83.90KB , 640x479 , NOOOOO.jpg )
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>>40712309
>Whoever and this?
>> No. 40712311
>>40712306
>Whyyyyy

>>40712308
>Helloooo
>> No. 40712312
>>40712311
>Just did
>> No. 40712313
File 141798106972.png - (381.32KB , 1024x475 , Does This Look Like The Face Of Mercy.png )
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>>40712310
>Works for me.

Emilia, fresh out of the rehabilitation process, walks into the bar for the first time in a long while.
>> No. 40712314
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>>40712297
>They don't have time for that, they're too busy beating furries.

>>40712298
>Ohai.

>>40712308
>I could maybe, but not sure, still have a headache after the nap :c
>> No. 40712315
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>>40712313
Where upon she would be waved at by this creature, a small fox child with twin tails.

>>40712314
>QwQ

>>40712311
>Heya'.
>> No. 40712316
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>>40712314
>Beating furries? Cool!

>Apparently someone released some chemicals at one of their cons last night.
>> No. 40712317
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>>40712296
>It wouldn't be worth any attention if it wasn't unintentionally funny because of the furry cult.

>>40712315
QwQ

>You now make me wanna have my own Tails to cuddle.
>He was my favourite character in the Sawnic gaems I played.

>>40712316
>It was probably /pol/.
>> No. 40712318
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>>40712315
>Text-based RPing, where a girl name is all you need to sow confusion and possibly chaos.

He would smile and return the wave to the little critter.

"Hello there, and who might you be?"
>> No. 40712319
>OKAY. THERE'S BIG-ASS SCARY SPIDER THINGS.

>THEY JUST KILLED MY MOST SKILLED VETERAN WITHOUT TRYING AND THEN SKEETED TO MY TEAM ON THE SAME TURN.
>THIS IS XCOM, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DEFEND MANKIND FROM ALIENS, NOT FUCKING AUSTRALIA.
>> No. 40712320
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>>40712317
>Experts of chemical warfare? :D
>> No. 40712321
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>>40712318
>Sorry. 9 times out of 10 the character I RP with is a girl.

>Heck, I've caught myself refering to Ben as a she quite a few times.

"Heya'. I'm Ben!"

>>40712317
>Mine too. :D

>>40712319
>Welcome to X-COM.
>> No. 40712322
>>40712321
>PLEASE TELL ME I CAN RESEARCH SOMETHING THAT CAN SPECIFICALLY KILL THAT
>> No. 40712323
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>>40712320
>Russians tested on Cossacks, Americans test on furries now.

>>40712321
>Because he can fly.
>> No. 40712324
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>>40712322
>Probably?

>>40712323
>I guess. Also because he's adorable.

>Just look at him!
>> No. 40712325
>>40712324
>He's the fluffiest.
>> No. 40712326
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>>40712324
>Good.

>I hope I do.
>> No. 40712327
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>>40712319
>~

>>40712321
>It's all good, we haven't exactly RP'ed at all lately anyways.

"A pleasure to meet you Ben, I am Emilia. And what brings a boy like you to this place, if I may ask?"

>>40712322
>You can research Chitin plating, which is upgraded nano-fiber plating that gives +4 HP and halves melee damage.

>You make it by stripping the chitin off of Spider-Thing corpses and slapping it onto armor plating.

>Laser weaponry is also nice, lets you reliably gun them down with two hits unlike ballistics.
>> No. 40712328
>>40712327
>... So, I need to kill a Spiderthing before I can kill a Spiderthing?
>> No. 40712329
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>>40712323
>XD
>> No. 40712330
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>>40712328
>Well you kill spiderthings with good ol' lazerbeams and lead, but once you've killed enough spiderthings you can get items that will make the spiderthings take an extra hit or two to kill your soldiers.
>> No. 40712331
>>40712330
>... Can I research some massive cans of bugspray?
>> No. 40712332
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>>40712331
>Those are called 'Explosives', sir.
>> No. 40712333
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>If anyone wants to rp with me, go ahead
>> No. 40712334
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>>40712328
>>40712327
>> No. 40712335
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>Also, looked it up and and Apfel was right.

>Sick bastards hospitalised 19 people. What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>40712325
>He is indeed.

>>40712327
"Ammie. And Mandies. Literally!"
>> No. 40712336
>>40712331
>Lemme give you a tip.
>If you're going against Chryssalids, and you have a move left.
>Overwatch. Put everyone on Overwatch all the goddamn time.They're entirely melee, and if you bring good people and have alright weapons, you should be able to kill them before they can close the distance.
>If not...well, you're going to lose a person or two.
>> No. 40712337
>brb, haircut
>> No. 40712338
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>>40712329
>When they run out of furries, they'll start testing in Juggalos. They'll just put the stuff in Faygo and observe.

>>40712335
>Icy is gonna steal Ben every night and use his tails a pillow.
>> No. 40712339
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>>40712332
>"Explosives"

>Those things make me consider calling some very tactical nukes.
>>40712334
>THIS IS NOT A FUN THING FOR AN ARACHNOPHOBE.
>>40712336
>I'm gonna find whatever planet those things came from and make them extinct.
>>40712335
>Mankind is a dumb.
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>>40712338
>> No. 40712341
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>>40712340
New joker card next year.
>> No. 40712342
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>>40712331
>>40712336
>Overwatch if they can't see the bugs, just go ahead and shoot if they can.

>>40712335
>More things than most would bother counting.

"...I see." He replied after a moment's pause. "I was not aware there was more than one Mandy."

>>40712339
>Make do with grenades and shotguns and rocket launchers!
>> No. 40712343
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>>40712341
>Face-hoof
>> No. 40712344
>>40712342
>Right.

>I'm gonna stay out of that Alien Base, research up to, I dunno, fucking Archangel armor, and then get in there and start shooting.
>> No. 40712345
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>>40712343
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>>40712345
>Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
>> No. 40712347
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>>40712344
>Nonono, go in there as soon as you can equip your whole squad with Lasers unless you want to be squaring off against Muton/Floater Elites and Sectopods in there. Really, Chryssalids aren't so scary once you've upgraded your squad size and everyone has laser weapons as long as you're careful to not activate more than one pod of them at a time.
>> No. 40712348
>>40712347
>Shouldn't I invest in Carapace?
>> No. 40712349
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>>40712338
>"This was the best and worst idea ever."

>>40712339
>>40712342
>I mean, I understand folk not liking furries but my god, attacking a convention with fucking chlorine gas?

>Makes me sick.

>>40712342
"...There's two now. It's pretty cool."
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>>40712346
>Because their rapping is not like "nigga nigga smoke weed I'm so black and gangsta money money" all the time.
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>>40712349
>Why worst?
>> No. 40712352
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>>40712350
>I hate that shit too... But still...
>> No. 40712353
>>40712349
>RP to take your mind off it?
>> No. 40712354
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>>40712351
>Well, if everyone's trying to steal your hugs because fluffy then I'd get annoying quick?

>>40712353
>Sure, who and who?
>> No. 40712355
>>40712354
>How about Lolly meets more people in the bar?
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>>40712355
>Sure, I guess?
>> No. 40712357
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>>40712354
>Penny and Ben?
>> No. 40712358
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>>40712356
>>40712352
>Lolly and Sweetie, go!
>> No. 40712359
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>>40712352
>It's just satire.
>Also, I like the way they rap.
>And the obscene humour is silly.

>>40712354
>He should turn into a turtle then.
>> No. 40712360
>>40712359
>Well they are not actually being serious, for how much I tend to dislike them, they do have an awesome sense of humor.

>>40712358
>Sweetie hates lolly, she's into boys now
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>>40712348
>If you can grab enough alloys it'd be nice, but being able to kill the enemy before they get a shot off is nicer than being able to take a hit before you fall dead.

>>40712349
"And where did the second one come from?"
>> No. 40712362
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>>40712360
>It's their fans who are stupid. Fandoms are always shit.

>Also, the image of being the most hated band in USA is what they accept. I guess they just decided to roll with it since they were criticized from the beginning.
>> No. 40712363
>>40712362
>Criticized, yeah even their old friend Eminem thought they were a joke when they first got into the biz
>> No. 40712364
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>>40712363
>They are a joke.
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>>40712357
>Sure, this is in the bar.

>>40712358
>I don't think he'd want to RP with me.

>>40712359
>And then he did.

>>40712361
"Ammie told me it was Billyfish's fault."
>> No. 40712366
>>40712365
>No I would... I am just mush brained right now

>>40712364
XD
>> No. 40712367
>>40712365
>>40712366
>Ok :< Lolly aaand... Lychee!
>>40712361
>> No. 40712368
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>>40712365
Sniff sniff.
"Skreee?"
>> No. 40712369
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>>40712366
>Okay, hope you feel better soon.

>>40712368
He smells like chocolate fingers.

"..."

He boops your not-nose! D:
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>>40712365
"I cannot say I would disbelieve that." He replied with a chuckle.

>>40712365
>>40712367
>Right then, Tactical Kraut can be deployed at your leisure.
>> No. 40712371
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>>40712369
"... Ammie?"
She boops back.
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>>40712365
>Pink turtle.

>>40712366
>Since Detroit is all in ruins now, they should turn it into a big amusement park.


>Anyway, going to sleep now, I feel kinda sick :c
>Bai!
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>>40712370
>Want to drop this RP in favour for Lolly?

>>40712371
"Nope! Ben."
>> No. 40712374
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>>40712373
"..."
Grin.
"BEN!"
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>>40712373
>Works for me.
>> No. 40712376
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>I cant find the last pic I need D:
>> No. 40712377
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>>40712374
"Hi Penny!"

>>40712375
>Yay.

>>40712376
>Aww. :c
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>>40712377
She grins wider.
And boops him again.
"Why is Ben yellow?"
>> No. 40712379
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>>40712378
"What's wrong with yellow?"
>> No. 40712380
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>*MFW once again almost everyone on the same continent as me has made their own religion to try and spread even as over half the place has begun worshipping the word of the holy God-Emperor*

>Though I must say I was quite amused when Madoka the modded in Civilization successfully chose the suitable modded in Church of Modoka religion.

>>40712376
>For?

>>40712377
>Well since apparently Dulset has abandoned us I'll go ahead and deploy the Kraut in the kitchen, currently making himself a sandwich as a meal.
>> No. 40712381
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>>40712379
"Bees are yellow."
>> No. 40712382
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>>40712380
>if this had a final form what would it be?
>>40712377
>Ima rp in a bit. Wanna do anything? :3
>> No. 40712383
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>>40712377
>>40712380
>I just wanted to observe.
>> No. 40712384
>Okay, I'm not getting anything done anyway. My brain is being stupid, these periodicals are written in superscience gibberish, and my copy of Gray's is too outdated to even tell me where the entorhinal cortex is.

>Who wants to pony?
>> No. 40712385
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>>40712382
>*Implying that isn't already Seath's final form*

>But under the assumption that it isn't... I dunno.

>>40712383
>Very well then.
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>>40712380
>Talk about narcissism.

>>40712381
"Don't bees like flowers?"

>>40712382
>Sure. Something nice and slow?

>>40712380
Kraut would soon be joined by Dwagon, who approaches with her tail swishing happily.

"Whatcha' making?" she asks, curiously inspecting your sammich.
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>>40712384
>Soon as im done
>>40712385
>it is but I need a second or a primary failing that. Filling out a Domain Master cyoa. Last of the good ones I found. Going Eldritch/Dragon hybrid.
>>40712386
>Sure :3
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>>40712386
"... Bees get tangled in Penny's hair."
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>>40712384
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>>40712387
>Awesome.

>>40712388
"...Aww... Poor Penny."

He proceeds to hug your midsection.
>> No. 40712391
>>40712390
And she hugged him back.
"Penny doesn't like bees.

Dad hates wasps."
>> No. 40712392
>>40712387
>hokay

>>40712389
>YEEEEEEEEEES! In truth you understand the way of things, Jimmy!
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>>40712386
"Juzt my lunch." He replied. "Turkey und vite cheeze."

>>40712387
>I'll see if I can't find something in my folders, but I doubt I'll find anything.
>> No. 40712394
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>>40712391
"Good thing I'm not a bee."

>>40712393
"Sounds tasty!"
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>>40712394
"It iz, zat iz vy I eat it." He replied with a chuckle. "Iz zere zomezing you vould like me to make vor you az vell?"
>> No. 40712396
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>>40712395
"Nah, I'm good! Just decided to see what's up."
>> No. 40712397
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>>40712393
>Thanks though eh, sicne i cant find it maybe I'll just give up the final form and take a different point instead xD
>>40712392
>Who would you like? :3
>>40712390
>So something nice and slow? Pregnant Usagi?
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>>40712397
>Sure why not. :D

>You start?
>> No. 40712399
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>>40712398
>Corax was dragging a giant bag from an even more giant list of random and bizarre snacks his little chaotic bunny had asked into the bar
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>>40712396
"Vair enough." He replied with a nod. "Zo how have you been?"

>>40712397
>Sounds like a plan!
>> No. 40712401
>>40712397
>I'm having trouble choosing, so...
1d5 = 3
>Harvey
>Fossil
>Thousand
>Virginia
>Litwick
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>>40712401
>>40712399
>Thousand can meet this guy...again :3
>>40712400
>So how are you Ember? ^.^