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#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7lvINrYPw

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading "Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
YOUR AD HERE

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>So, how many of you like corn dogs?
>I think Pinkie pie loves corn dogs.
>I should make some hand made corn dogs.
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40714485
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>I once lived off corndogs for about a week or two....

>I lived off a lot of junk food.
>> No. 40714486
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>>40714483
>Or to Ave

>Dom throws his reindeer hoove sup in the air with a smile

Woo!

Don't do drugs, eat pizza!
>> No. 40714487
>Gonna start to wrap things up here. Getting tired, but don't want to just drop these.

>>40714479
"Well...um...I...o-once or twice."

>>40714478
"I'm sure you'll be great."
>He kisses her on the forehead
"Listen, it's getting pretty late, so I'm thinking about heading home soon."
>> No. 40714488
>>40714481
"Can't say. I'm not sure that I've actually met her."
>> No. 40714489
>>40714487
"Oh, alright." She smiled. "Has the heater gotten tow ork yet?"
>> No. 40714490
>>40714489
"Well...there was a bit of a scheduling conflict, so..."
>> No. 40714491
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>>40714488
Oh you really should. She's much more... "interesting" than me.
>> No. 40714492
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>>40714486
Both of those things are equally unhealthy.
>>40714487
>Oh okay :3
Oh really? With who?
>Smiles a little interested
>> No. 40714493
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>>40714492
I don't think Pizza is as bad as meth....I think....I don't know, I haven't seen any studies.
>> No. 40714495
>>40714491
"What do you mean?"

>>40714492
"O-oh, not, um, not with anypony...um, I meant I was in a novel and...um, y-you're really too young to be asking about this stuff."
>> No. 40714496
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>>40714490
"ech... is it really bad?"
>> No. 40714497
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>>40714493
Ive never had pizza and never will. It's gross.
>>40714495
You don't know how old I am!
>> No. 40714498
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>>40714497
You can't say it's gross if you never tasted it....then again, some pizzas smell bad and look gross....
>> No. 40714499
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>>40714498
They're all plasticy, processed cheese and enough preserved chemicals and grease to mummify your long intestine.
>> No. 40714500
>>40714496
"Well, they say they should be out in the next day or two, so...not too bad?"

>>40714497
"...seven?"
>> No. 40714501
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>>40714500
....nooooo.....
>> No. 40714502
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>>40714500
"Do you think it'd help like.. .if you spent the night or two at my apartment...?"
>> No. 40714503
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>>40714499
I think it depends on the place you go...like, Pizza hut will destroy your soul.
>> No. 40714505
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>>40714503
All fast and junk food is bad for you. You are what you eat. I am superior.
>> No. 40714507
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>>40714495
That's a secret, you'll find out when you meet her.
I should probably get going though...
>> No. 40714509
>>40714501
"No? Um, then how old?"

>>40714502
"Well, I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable or put you in any sort of compromising situations..."

>>40714507
>Fossil nods
"Me too. It's getting awfully late."
>> No. 40714510
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>>40714509
"I mean, I trust you a bit and I have a couch and uh... heat.."
>> No. 40714511
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>>40714505
Oh...well yeah. Fast food is terrible, I over eat, but I over eat on like, healthy food, like home made burritos with fresh ingredients.
>> No. 40714512
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>tfw never have seen a corndog
>> No. 40714513
>>40714512
>Its not like it sounds :V
>> No. 40714514
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>>40714509
I'm not going to tell you because I'd lose my advantage if I did.
>Nuzzles her cheek
You're fun. Lets do this again.
>>40714511
Those probably aren't too good either...
>Yawns like a sleepy filly
>> No. 40714515
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>>40714512
>I'll send you one.

>>40714513
>No, shut up. they're gods dick :U
>> No. 40714516
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>>40714514
They have green things in them, they're healthy.

Sleepy?
>> No. 40714517
>>40714510
>Litwick nods hesitantly
"Well, if you're sure, that would be kind of nice, yeah."

>>40714512
>But...but they're delicious! And that makes them beautiful!

>>40714514
>Virginia blinks, not really sure what's going on
"O-okay."
>> No. 40714518
>>40714517
"Do you need to get something from your house first?"
>> No. 40714519
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>>40714517
>>40714516
Yes. Im going home. Goodnight

>Night Quotes :3 .
>> No. 40714520
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>>40714509
Good night Fossil, I'll talk to Andrew about that microphone.
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>>40714519
>But I wanna night too D:

>Even though I'm not gonna sleep yet.
>> No. 40714522
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>>40714521
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>>40714522
>Oh yeah, I needed tot ry and recolor that to Pear <#<
>> No. 40714524
>>40714518
>He nods
"Toothbrush and things, yeah."

>>40714519
"Um, goodnight."
>Night!

>>40714520
"Thank you, Dulset. And goodnight."
>> No. 40714525
>>40714524
>And I'm off to bed.
>> No. 40714526
>>40714524
"Well let's go then." She smiled a bit
>> No. 40714527
>>40714525
>Sleep well!

>>40714526
>He returns the smile
"All right. Thanks for this, Cara."
>And I'm going to call it there. Later!
>> No. 40714528
>>40714527
>Goodnight!
>> No. 40714529
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>>40714529
>> No. 40714531
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>>40714529
>>40714530
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>>40714530
>>40714531
>I read a bit on a thing on some dude who spent 27 years in prison for a murder he didn't do. And they realeased him when they found out they wrongfully put himt here.

>And they give him 40 K a year now with other fees being paid off.
>> No. 40714533
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>>40714532
>Huh
>> No. 40714534
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>>40714533
>> No. 40714535
>>40714532
>>40714533
>Okay
>> No. 40714536
>>40714535
>So sup?
>> No. 40714537
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>>40714534
>>40714535
>> No. 40714538
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>>40714538
>> No. 40714540
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>>40714539
>Midgets
>> No. 40714542
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>>40714513
>>40714515
>>40714517
>"After reaching his goal - getting all the corndogs of the world - the clown felt empty inside. And thirsty."
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>>40714540
>Purple coooow

>>40714542
>Poor clown.
>> No. 40714544
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>>40714543
>And then he shared the corndogs with poor children.
>> No. 40714545
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>>40714544
>Good guy clown.
>> No. 40714546
>>40714545
>I want this hoodie ;_;
en.skate-europe.com/details/44941-zip-hoodie-insane-clown-posse.html
>If you ever find a Juggalo wearing such, kill him and give me the it.
>If they ask why, tell then that Butterfly wanted it.
>> No. 40714547
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>>40714546
>Jesus. You and you ICP <3<
>> No. 40714548
>>40714547
:Y
>> No. 40714549
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>>40714548
>So then. How's it?
>> No. 40714550
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>> No. 40714551
>>40714548
>Ayyyy

>I understand there's some rp to be done
>> No. 40714552
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>>40714549
>Cold.

>>40714551
>If you wanna, but not now.
>> No. 40714553
>>40714552
uh?
>> No. 40714554
>>40714553
>Hoo!
>> No. 40714555
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>> No. 40714556
>>40714555

>Nice trips.
>> No. 40714557
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>>40714556
>Totally on purpose.
>> No. 40714558
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>>40714555
>>40714556
>> No. 40714559
>>40714557

>Ofc.
>How's it going?

>>40714558

>Hi you!
>> No. 40714560
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>>40714558
><Cuddles>

>>40714559
>Just woke up, you?
>> No. 40714561
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>>40714559
>>40714560
>Hi
>> No. 40714562
>>40714560

>Pretty much the same.

>>40714561

>Sup?
>> No. 40714563
>>40714555
>*noms ur fur*
>> No. 40714565
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>>40714562
>mmuh
>> No. 40714566
>>40714565

>*Snuggle*
>> No. 40714567
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>>40714566
>> No. 40714568
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>>40714561
>Hai.

>>40714562
>Awesome.

>>40714563
><Tastes like warm and sugar>
>> No. 40714569
>>40714568
>So den!

>>40714567

>U like umbreon!
>> No. 40714570
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>>40714569
>I guess
>>40714568
>Heymie.
>> No. 40714571
>>40714570

>You sound sad :c
>> No. 40714572
>>40714568
:o
>Your fur is cotton candy?
>> No. 40714573
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>>40714569
>>40714569
><Hugs>

>>40714570
>Hey hey. :3

>You okay?

>>40714572
>Yus. o3o
>> No. 40714574
>>40714573

>I gotta go now :c
>> No. 40714575
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>>40714571
>>40714573
>Nah
>> No. 40714576
>>40714573
>Ew.
>> No. 40714577
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>>40714573
>> No. 40714578
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>>40714574
>Take care.

>>40714575
>Gonna' wuv woo back to happy.

>>40714576
>QwQ

>>40714577
>♥
>> No. 40714579
>>40714578
>It's too sweet and gets lumpy and ew.
:I
>> No. 40714580
>>40714579
>so rp?
>> No. 40714581
>>40714580
>>40714580
>I said "not now" :I
>> No. 40714582
>>40714578
>Hey, check your skype

>And now, I sleep
>> No. 40714583
>>40714581
well fuck, when?
>> No. 40714584
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>>40714583
<Bite
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Also this is in the bar.
>> No. 40714587
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>>40714586
><Hugs>

>I'mma sleep in a bit :i
>> No. 40714588
>>40714583
>When I have time.
>> No. 40714589
1d5 = 5
>> No. 40714590
1d5 = 5
>> No. 40714591
1d5 = 1
>> No. 40714592
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>>40714589
>>40714590
>>40714591
>Dem rolls?
>> No. 40714593
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nnn
>> No. 40714594
>>40714592
>For 6A/Blowhards canon!
>> No. 40714595
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>>40714593
>Whats wrong?
>> No. 40714596
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>>40714593
>You okay?

>>40714594
>Cool! :D
>> No. 40714597
>>40714595
>>40714596
tired and head spinning and bleh
>> No. 40714598
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>And good night!
>> No. 40714599
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>anyone else here?
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>>40714599
>Guess so
>> No. 40714601
>>40714600
>Ayy
>> No. 40714602
>>40714601
>sup
>> No. 40714603
>>40714602
>Just feelin alone!
>> No. 40714604
>>40714603
>oooh sorry to hear
>> No. 40714605
>>40714604
>Just some crummy feels ^^
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>>40714605
>Yeah know em sorry
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>So I was talking about some butterflies today in the morning that I read about yesterday... And today I saw this!




>Fuckin' butterflies... how do they work?
>> No. 40714615
>Rules of nature
>> No. 40714616
>>40714615
>Ew.
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>>40714615
><Flips your Metal Gear>
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>>40714615
>>40714617
>>40714616
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>>40714617
>>40714618
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>>40714618
><Hugs>

>>40714619
>I've been really worried about you lately, you've been posting a bunch of sad pic lately.
>> No. 40714621
>>40714618


>Hi you!

>>40714617

>*Breakdances Gekko to death*
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>>40714619
>>40714620
>>40714621
<Im taken mah kittens and im outta heer
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>>40714621
>XD

>>40714622
>Oh look it's Priscilla, Queen of the Waifus
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>>40714623
>She's Aether lebels of fluff
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>>40714624
>http://youtu.be/EMqCTR5OKeM
>> No. 40714626
>>40714623

>How goes it?
>> No. 40714627
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>>40714626
>Pretty good, you?
>> No. 40714628
>>40714627

>Not bad!
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>>40714628
>Awesome~!

>Take it you'll be home soon?
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>> No. 40714631
>>40714629

>Give it two hours.

>>40714630

>happeh doge
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>>40714630
>SO cute~

>>40714631
>Hokies. :D
>> No. 40714633
>>40714632

>Y grins?
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>Sorry, GTG! Be back soon!
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>>40714631
>>40714632
>Bebeh Sif!
>> No. 40714636
Test
>> No. 40714637
>>40714634
>…kurwa

>love my timing
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>Where's Link?
>> No. 40714639
>WOOOOO, I GOT A PAIR OF PSIONICS


>Also, thanks, Alojz!
>> No. 40714640
File 141822381130.jpg - (483.94KB , 587x1200 , Rion and Syline.jpg )
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>>40714636
>>40714637
>> No. 40714641
>Testing

>Ooh, my phone can make symbols...Can you guys see them?
♡♢♧♤○☆
>> No. 40714642
>Wafflaffle
>> No. 40714643
File 141822845388.png - (451.34KB , 720x540 , I'm so fucking high.png )
40714643
Oh, and this is in the bar. Lifeless and limp. Eyes staring into nothingness.
>> No. 40714644
>>40714643

>Lotse slooooowly pokes her finger to its eye, giving plenty of time to dodge if it notices!
>> No. 40714645
File 141822861115.png - (451.34KB , 720x540 , I'm so fucking high.png )
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>>40714644
Lotse's finger pokes against the hard plastic that is it's eye.
>> No. 40714646
>>40714641
>Ooooh, pretty
>> No. 40714647
File 141822891360.png - (2.45MB , 1763x2537 , not always happy.png )
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>> No. 40714648
File 141822907148.jpg - (143.98KB , 726x527 , Emmett_Kelly_1953.jpg )
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>>40714641
>I can see them all on my phone.

>>40714639
>No problem, I'll make scans when I'll have time.
>> No. 40714649
File 141822910039.png - (451.34KB , 720x540 , I'm so fucking high.png )
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>>40714647
Oh look here!
>>40714643
>> No. 40714650
File 141822912056.png - (562.05KB , 640x960 , Ace in the hole.png )
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>>40714647

>Hi you!

>>40714645

So, it's tails doll.
>> No. 40714651
File 141822919270.png - (451.34KB , 720x540 , I'm so fucking high.png )
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>>40714650
"Tail's Doll" continues to remain motionless, silently staring deep into your soul.
>> No. 40714652
File 141822919995.png - (7.67KB , 150x148 , tailsdoll.png )
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>>40714650
>> No. 40714653
File 141822923382.jpg - (182.96KB , 600x834 , badass explosions n shit.jpg )
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>>40714651

>She picks it up and examines it more closely.
>> No. 40714654
>>40714649
>Woo! Sorry. not in the mood for Rp right now given I'm gonna abscond for dinner in a moment or two.

>>40714650
>Hi me. Hi you.
>> No. 40714655
>>40714654

>Hi me too!
>> No. 40714656
File 141822955929.png - (451.34KB , 720x540 , I'm so fucking high.png )
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>>40714653
It's fur feels soft and oddly warm to touch, it's body comfortable to hold. Stiched seams along it's sides show that the doll is of decent quality, smelled faintly of cinnamon and clean fur.

It may be just the way it was designed by it's eyes seem to be always staring into yours. Deep pools of blue.
>> No. 40714657
File 141822963728.jpg - (182.96KB , 600x834 , badass explosions n shit.jpg )
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>>40714656

...Ammie?! What have you done?
>> No. 40714658
File 141822971321.jpg - (54.05KB , 370x480 , Actually, you CAN go fuck yourself!.jpg )
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>>40714657
Suddenly, foot steps from the stairs! Sprinting down comes this little bunny who gives an excited gasp!

"Hehe, I knew you'd like that!"
>> No. 40714659
File 141822975938.jpg - (81.10KB , 550x720 , Apprehension.jpg )
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>>40714658

What's the deal with this?
>> No. 40714660
File 141822979700.jpg - (45.16KB , 394x471 , What in the actual fuck dude.jpg )
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>>40714659
"...It's a Ben Doll."
>> No. 40714661
File 141822982047.jpg - (97.30KB , 762x900 , Bunny with a machine gun.jpg )
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>>40714660

Why does this exist? Did he drown?
>> No. 40714662
File 141822985633.jpg - (110.11KB , 316x471 , Blaaaank.jpg )
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>>40714661
"...Noooo?"
>> No. 40714663
>>40714661
>"I didn't drown him!!"
>> No. 40714664
File 141822989694.jpg - (20.73KB , 300x300 , chibibi.jpg )
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>>40714662

Why make this doll?
>> No. 40714665
File 141822994417.jpg - (29.31KB , 320x240 , I can see your soul (Shrank)!.jpg )
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>>40714664
"Because Ben's cute! Why else?"
>> No. 40714666
File 141822998748.jpg - (20.73KB , 300x300 , chibibi.jpg )
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>>40714665

...That's it?
>> No. 40714667
File 141823003232.jpg - (110.11KB , 316x471 , Blaaaank.jpg )
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>>40714666
"...Why else would I make Ben Dolls?"
>> No. 40714668
>>40714667
>The doll is covered in kisses

>Can I get an rp? :)
>> No. 40714669
File 141823011158.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
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>>40714667

I guess I have no idea.
>> No. 40714670
File 141823015591.jpg - (31.16KB , 352x288 , But I poop from there.jpg )
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>>40714668
>Sure!

>>40714668
>>40714669
"So do you like him?"
>> No. 40714671
File 141823020100.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40714670

The doll?
>> No. 40714672
>>40714670
>Alga heads to the toy store to see Mandy and/or Amanda.
>> No. 40714673
File 141823027221.png - (14.45KB , 151x135 , Lurking.png )
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>>40714671
Nod nod nod.

>>40714672
"...Alga?" asks Mandy, who is poking her head out from over the counter, currently in the middle of serving another customer.
>> No. 40714674
File 141823031809.jpg - (97.30KB , 762x900 , Bunny with a machine gun.jpg )
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>>40714673

It's alright I suppose.
>> No. 40714675
>>40714673
Oh, you're busy? I can wait, I'll just browse while you're ringing her up.
>She smiles and wanders the aisles, looking to see if there's anything new, or if the shelves are stocked well, or anything else of note.
>> No. 40714676
File 141823062341.png - (75.20KB , 202x197 , Fatso!.png )
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>>40714674
"Awesome!" she says with a gleeful grin.

"You can keep him if you want!"

>>40714675
The newest additions to the line of toys are in! Now in stock are cuddly little bunnies who look oddly familiar, as well as a chibified girl with rabbit ears and a pink dress.

You are soon joined by Amanda, who toddles up alongside you.

"Heya' Alga, what's up?"
>> No. 40714677
File 141823068403.jpg - (175.94KB , 850x1212 , Bunny.jpg )
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>>40714676

No thank you.
>> No. 40714678
>>40714676
>Alga gives her a grin.
Oh, just checking how your store is doing. Looks like it's going really well! Love the new stock~!

>Does the shop have a name?
>> No. 40714679
File 141823089594.png - (18.70KB , 135x192 , Uh___ Huh.png )
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>>40714677
"...But I thought you liked it..."

>>40714678
>I believe the name was left up to Alga.

"...We're about to get some more soon, I think."
>> No. 40714680
File 141823097827.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40714679

I said it was alright. Stop being so fussed whether or not I like the junk you make.
>> No. 40714681
>>40714679
>Huh.....

Oh, even more types of dolls? Is it a surprise~?
>> No. 40714682
File 141823114457.png - (69.25KB , 215x165 , Hey now.png )
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>>40714680
"..."

She sniffled a little at your comment.

>>40714681
"New type, yeah! It's gonna' be a guy and that's all I'm saying~"
>> No. 40714683
>>40714682
>She smirks.
Benjamin?
>> No. 40714684
File 141823127063.png - (70.95KB , 155x210 , Wat.png )
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>>40714683
"...You cheated."
>> No. 40714685
File 141823140501.jpg - (24.26KB , 348x388 , Adeptus Spongicus.jpg )
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>> No. 40714686
>>40714684
>She giggles.
I hope you use strong thread, those big floppy ears could tear off pretty easily, don't you think?
>> No. 40714687
File 141823149207.png - (98.32KB , 232x238 , Blagh blagh blagh I'm important.png )
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>>40714686
"Actually, it's not of his bunny form."
>> No. 40714688
>>40714687
It's... not? I didn't know he had other forms.
>> No. 40714689
File 141823173781.jpg - (21.35KB , 168x225 , Yeah heah heah.jpg )
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>>40714688
"Then I guess it'll still be a surprise~"
>> No. 40714690
>>40714689
Darn, my guess didn't tell me anything!
>> No. 40714691
File 141823190498.png - (53.85KB , 198x221 , Hangover.png )
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>>40714690
She proceeds to stick her tongue out at you!
>> No. 40714692
>>40714691
Well then, I can't wait to see it, maybe I'll buy one~!
So how's the business going anyway? Are you making a lot of money like you wanted?
>> No. 40714693
File 141823213002.png - (68.52KB , 177x223 , Ugh__.png )
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>>40714692
"In exchange for our time, fun and enjoyment, yes."
>> No. 40714694
File 141823214334.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40714682

Just give it to somebody who appreciates it.
>> No. 40714695
File 141823218700.jpg - (45.16KB , 394x471 , What in the actual fuck dude.jpg )
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>>40714694
She sighs and nods, before lifting her arms up to take the doll back.
>> No. 40714696
>>40714693
...Oh, well... yeah, that's how it works I guess. But it's still fun making toys for ponies, right?

...Does Ammie do her fair share of work around here?
>> No. 40714697
File 141823238621.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40714695

...So, sup?
>> No. 40714698
File 141823257401.png - (30.56KB , 220x233 , Aww.png )
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>>40714696
"The Christmas rush kinda' has us all working around the clock. Ammie's doing her best to come up with ideas and help make the dolls but there's not much we can do. We've been trying to get Lotse to help but we haven't really had time to properly talk about it with her."

>>40714697
"...I'm helping make new dolls for the shop..."
>> No. 40714699
File 141823266216.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40714698

That one could work. Is Ben OK with it?
>> No. 40714700
File 141823268944.jpg - (110.11KB , 316x471 , Blaaaank.jpg )
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>>40714699
"He offered."
>> No. 40714701
File 141823275268.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40714700

Neat.
>> No. 40714702
File 141823278257.png - (215.46KB , 1169x1879 , So Wind Waker!.png )
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>>40714701
"So... It's my birthday in 15 days!"
>> No. 40714703
>>40714698
Oooh, that makes sense... I just hope it's not too stressful on you.
Miss Rarity is probably swamped too, but I wonder if Dom and his wife might be able to offer some part time help...
>> No. 40714704
File 141823281524.png - (28.74KB , 500x500 , androidify.png )
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>
Hello, friends.

>
Do not be alarmed. I am your phone now.
>> No. 40714705
File 141823285726.jpg - (97.30KB , 762x900 , Bunny with a machine gun.jpg )
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>>40714702

...Isn't that Christmas?

>>40714704

>You know too much.
>> No. 40714706
File 141823294609.jpg - (6.99KB , 320x320 , 1650373-skylar.jpg )
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>>40714705
>
Where did you learn to fly?
>> No. 40714707
File 141823303089.png - (82.64KB , 238x215 , What about me.png )
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>>40714703
"Well, Mrs Pear is a full time Mum and Dom is trying to save Christmas..."

>>40714705
Nod nod nod.

"Mummy Ritsu says I'm a Christmas baby!"
>> No. 40714708
File 141823306360.jpg - (182.96KB , 600x834 , badass explosions n shit.jpg )
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>>40714707

Really?
>> No. 40714709
>>40714707
Ooooh, right...
Darn...
>> No. 40714710
File 141823319551.jpg - (45.16KB , 394x471 , What in the actual fuck dude.jpg )
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>>40714708
"...Yeah?"

>>40714709
"...I'd ask you to help but you're studying."
>> No. 40714711
File 141823330382.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40714710

Do you not have a proper birthday?
>> No. 40714712
>>40714710
Well I do get a Hearth's Warming break, but I'm headed home to spend it with my folks...
I do want to help though...
>> No. 40714713
File 141823398994.jpg - (61.31KB , 371x473 , I dropped the sop.jpg )
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>>40714711
"Well, Chaomina would know but she's dead so... We decided we should celebrate my birthday on Christmas."

>>40714712
"Yeah but your studies come first. I'd feel awful if you spent your time here and end up failing or something."
>> No. 40714714
File 141823406544.jpg - (97.30KB , 762x900 , Bunny with a machine gun.jpg )
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>>40714713

Real odd.
>> No. 40714715
File 141823416735.jpg - (31.16KB , 352x288 , But I poop from there.jpg )
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>>40714714
"When I was born I didn't know what date even was so you can't blame me."
>> No. 40714716
>>40714713
Well... How about this? After you close up shop tonight, I'll stay behind to play with you two and help you de-stress!

Last edited at Wed, Dec 10th, 2014 10:56

>> No. 40714717
File 141823423775.png - (14.45KB , 151x135 , Lurking.png )
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>>40714716
"..."

Your nose is promptly licked by the Amanda, followed by a rather tight hug.
>> No. 40714718
File 141823426004.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
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>>40714715

How come?
>> No. 40714719
File 141823439472.jpg - (45.16KB , 394x471 , What in the actual fuck dude.jpg )
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>>40714718
"...I didn't know anything when I was born. Well... Made. It was weird."
>> No. 40714720
>>40714717
>She giggles.
You two deserve plenty of playtime after all~!
>> No. 40714721
File 141823448070.jpg - (81.10KB , 550x720 , Apprehension.jpg )
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>>40714719

...Huh. Really?
>> No. 40714722
File 141823458206.jpg - (110.11KB , 316x471 , Blaaaank.jpg )
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>>40714721
"Well yeah. I mean... I could talk and stuff but I didn't really know anything. Since, like... Chaomina took a cloned brain of some dead dragon girl and wiped her brain and that's how I was made."

>>40714720
"And you deserve plenty of cuddles from us in return."
>> No. 40714723
File 141823462820.jpg - (40.78KB , 225x225 , Icp-wraith-remix-albums-cover.jpg )
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>>40714694
>>40714694
*If nothing else happened to the Tails Ben doll yet, Icy jumps on it and grabs it.*
>> No. 40714724
File 141823464261.jpg - (1.38MB , 1833x2584 , 0e82610f652c4013efeb263bd492a886.jpg )
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>>40714722

...Real odd. How's that even work?
>> No. 40714725
File 141823471860.jpg - (27.28KB , 295x320 , Teeny tiny and cute.jpg )
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>>40714724
"..."

She just shrugs.

"Chaomina was confusing. And evil."
>> No. 40714726
>>40714722
Why don't you go tell Mandy the plan~?
>> No. 40714727
File 141823477990.jpg - (81.10KB , 550x720 , Apprehension.jpg )
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>>40714725

Tell me about it.
>> No. 40714728
File 141823479132.png - (207.43KB , 400x400 , festive!_foundbyLink.png )
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>Happening, it is
>> No. 40714729
>>40714728

???
>> No. 40714730
File 141823495845.jpg - (111.84KB , 566x800 , 1404356412224.jpg )
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>Weeeooo!

>A bright day in homespace, as if there ever couldn't be a bright day! There was a pastor smiling with his perfectly combed hair, on one side was Ritsu's friends. Miya, dressed with a bow in her hair of all places, her hair styled to cover her burns. Anami was in her own respectable kimono with her hair put up in a bun as well. Ida had arrived in very classy attire no dress however, Valentina was wearing her dress uniform with no ribbons or the like just the suit. Djinni had borrowed a dress from Ida, so she was looking particularly ball room gown-ish. Rock, the best man made a tiny whistle up by the altar, Miya then hopped behind him as the 2nd, and Valentina the 3rd. The music played lightly as Ritsu stepped out to await Kiddo at the altar. Where was Ritsu yesterday? Not getting a suit fit, not at a bachelorette party, she had been getting the most expensive and beautiful dress fit, hence the arguing with Val!
How do I do?
>She asked Rock, Rock replied with.
"Like a mountain of icecream."
>She stiffled a giggle.

>WHERES MY FLOWER GIRLS!~ :D
>> No. 40714731
File 141823501390.gif - (465.40KB , 500x498 , tumblr_mbdkmeKe7b1rpj04no1_500.gif )
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>>40714725
>That >>40714723 was supposed to be directed at your post as well >>40714695
:·¢
>> No. 40714732
File 141823507798.jpg - (77.39KB , 620x497 , I watch you masturbate.jpg )
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>Am I needed or can I go shoot aliens?
>> No. 40714733
>>40714732

>>watch
>> No. 40714734
>>40714733
>But the aliums won't shoot themselves
>> No. 40714735
>>40714734

>So?
>> No. 40714736
>>40714735
>I'M SORRY, I WASN'T AWARE THERE WAS ANOTHER COMMANDER TO THE XCOM PROJECT
>> No. 40714737
File 141823523472.jpg - (53.31KB , 1280x720 , maxresdefault.jpg )
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>>40714733
>>40714732
>>40714734
>>40714735
>No aliums allowed at meh fuckin weddin!
>Shsssh! x3

Last edited at Wed, Dec 10th, 2014 11:14

>> No. 40714738
File 141823529445.jpg - (282.50KB , 720x900 , w-what are you doing with that shotgun.jpg )
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>>40714737
>Do you accept psionics and people who amputated their limbs so they could sit in kickass robosuits?
>> No. 40714739
File 141823608197.png - (297.42KB , 297x540 , fuck, the corset is killing me.png )
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>>40714730
>Kiddo was nervous as all fuck.

>Once again, she checked herself in the mirror, for the thousandth time today. Did she look okay?

Stunning.

>Kiddo clacked her teeth together, looking at them critically. Pearly whites, not a single blemish, wait was that a seed in her gums? No, just a speck on the mirror...

Honestly, dearie, you look perfect.

>Kiddo sighed deeply, trying to calm her nerves. What if it's gonna be a disaster? What if she's gonna trip on the way?

>What if Ritsu's gonna say "no"?

Will y'all stahp tha' manure? She luv's y'all an' gunna wed yer skinny ass in a hearbeat, sugercube. Tha' can't be scarier than them Moloch cirtters or Bit-boys!

>It totally was. But also so much more wonderful.

>Kiddo pushed herself off the sink and grabbed the bouquet Teton handed her. Then stepped out.

>The march started playing. [www.youtube.com]

>Kiddo took slow, tenative steps over the carpet, holding the bouquet of flowers before her chest tightly...
>> No. 40714740
File 141823636955.gif - (885.98KB , 500x357 , 1408891209498.gif )
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>>40714739
>Rock nudged Ritsu who was drifting off into space, huh oh. She turned to look at Kiddo walking down the isle, and she said under her breath.

Wow.
>Ritsu had seen quite a few things people could call cute, pretty, stunning, wonderful, mesmerizing, majestic. She'd be clearing two things off her list today...
>Witness something truly wonderful.
>Kiss the most beautiful woman in the entire world. Today was a day of matrimony and everyone around them could feel the love as it elated everyone in the entire area to have a smile they couldn't drop. Ritsu held a tear back as Kiddo came closer with each step.
>> No. 40714741
>>40714739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bKK-KLDlm20#t=17
>> No. 40714742
File 141823671360.jpg - (38.65KB , 386x606 , mrs Tainaka Kiddo.jpg )
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>>40714740
>Kiddo smiled from under the veil at Ritsu, blinking several times to stop them from being so misty...

Damn.

>Kiddo always thought Ritsu's one beautiful woman. And now, in that wonderful dress...

>Well, she was about to marry an angel straight from Heaven and she wasn't going to object. Her smile grew wider as she took step after step in her high heels towards the altar, looking at Ritsu all the time, not even wanting to blink to miss a second of this.
>> No. 40714743
>>40714740
>>40714742
Meanwhile, Ammie and the Mandies seem to be enjoying themselves greatly. While they were appointed to be flower girls at the wedding, they didn't get the memo on exactly what a flower girl did.

While they were indeed wearing dresses similar to their mother, the rabbit girl and the two imps were simply using this as an oppertinity to throw colourful flower petals during the ceremony, with occasional handfuls being "accidentally" thrown at each other, all three of them a giggling, flower lobbing piles of silliness and cute.
>> No. 40714744
File 141823730985.jpg - (150.37KB , 1000x1000 , 1404532856061.jpg )
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>>40714742
>Once she came within reach, Ritsu reached out offering her hand to Kiddo. As if she was going to take her own yet another adventure, that was entirely true. All the things that ever happened to Kiddo, Ritsu made it a point to make sure she could forget those and have a life she most rightfully deserved. So as she offered her hand, she was not pulling her just to the altar, but into Ritsu's life, a new life for them to...just as Kiddo wanted. To grow old together, Ritsu had a tear from her eyes as she waited for her to take her hand.

>>40714743
>Hey, thats what flower girls do! ~


>The maids of honor and best man were giggling a little as they watched the girl plays. Ritsu couldn't be happier with the way things turned out. She loved those little girls just as Kiddo loved them, and nothing made her feel better than seeing Kiddo's family happy.

>Valentina kneeled down and said quietly.
Come, come. It is time to watch your mother be married.~
>She ushered them to come and stand with her.
>> No. 40714745
>>40714744
>:3
The three eventually comply, but not before you find yourself receiving end of a stray handful of petals~
>> No. 40714746
File 141823777804.jpg - (8.28KB , 236x310 , forever and ever, right.jpg )
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>>40714743
>>40714744
>>40714745
>Kiddo barely supressed a giggle, seeing Red the manticore (somehow stuffed into a tux) sneeze with surprising dignity after getting a faceful of petals. Ammie and Mandy and Amanda, the three children that Kiddo called her own and loved more than anything in the world, happily playing... her heart soared. Everyone she loved would share this day with her and Ritsu.

>Varmus, still a ridiculous reindeer, along with Billyfish and Teton, stood near the kids and Val - little Tesla scampered over to the three happy Chaoslings, everyone grinning happily.

>Kiddo took Ritsu's hand, as so many times before, lacing their fingers together as they always did and squeezed them. It was a promise and a vow. Always together, until the bitter end.

>She leaned in slightly and whispered something to her lover.
You look beautiful, dirt dart.
>> No. 40714747
File 141823790975.png - (464.29KB , 750x1000 , Val doesn't know how undies work.png )
40714747
>Oh is this happening? It's happening!
>> No. 40714748
>>40714747

>Yup. Dunno what to do.
>> No. 40714749
File 141823816105.jpg - (65.48KB , 987x1078 , 1406879209944.jpg )
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>>40714745
>The little kitten snickered and hugged the three, she now had petals all over her fluffy ears. Her ears twitched and fluttered a bit, she tickled Ammie's nose with one of the petals before standing up and waiting for the wedding to commence.~

>>40714746
Not near as great as you Kiddo.~
>She said with a smirk as she took her other hand, smiling at her. For that moment before the pastor spoke it was just them, and in just a few moments it would be them as a family forever and ever. She clutched both of Kiddo's hand and then turned to see the pastor. He took a breath- Ahem

"Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous or boastful; it is not arrogant or rude. Love does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrong, but rejoices in the right. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends."

The steps you are about to take are the most important that two people in love can ever take, a union in holy matrimony as ordained by myself, with the power invested in me by the openministry.co.uk our 2 queens of Equestria.

Tainaka Ritsu, will you have this woman to be your wedded wife, to love her, comfort her, her children honor and keep her, and her children and forsaking all others, keep you only unto her, for so long as you both shall live?

I do. Always and forever.~

Kiddo, will you have this woman to be your wedded wife, to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, and forsaking all others, keep you only unto her, so long as you both shall live?

...~
>> No. 40714750
File 141823825510.jpg - (748.16KB , 1835x3263 , Best thing after an earthquake.jpg )
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>>40714748
>Lurk and watch?
>> No. 40714751
File 141823835648.jpg - (166.11KB , 1057x941 , dancing with Ritsu_byDOM.jpg )
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>>40714749
>Kiddo smiled brightly at Ritsu, a stray tear falling from her happy eyes and rolling down her cheek, sparkling like a little diamond.

I do. And not even death gonna stop me.
>> No. 40714752
>>40714750

>That.
>> No. 40714753
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>>40714752
><Boops>
>> No. 40714754
>>40714746
>>40714749
Tesla would soon find herself snatched up into Mandy's arms while the rest simply enjoy the ceremony.

It's nice to see their mother happy.
>> No. 40714755
>>40714753

>Why?
>> No. 40714756
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>>40714751
Now you take hands, and you already have. You now make a strong vow, both of you...to be wed in matrimony. To hold for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, as long as you both live.~

And now, for the rings for both the bride and bride.
>He said looking around for the two little flower girls with the rings. Valentina patted them and kissed them three on the cheek.

>>40714754
>Valentina gave them a little nudge to go give Ritsu her ring and Kiddo her's. ~

Last edited at Wed, Dec 10th, 2014 12:14

>> No. 40714757
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>>40714755
>I heard if you boop over 30 people over 30 times each you become god.
>> No. 40714758
>>40714757

>I'mma do dat.
>> No. 40714759
File 141823876875.jpg - (536.13KB , 582x900 , Bit more hyped for him then Ultron But hype all around.jpg )
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>>40714758
>Do it filly
>> No. 40714760
>>40714759

>I'm too busy, I've got an hour plus of straight cutscenes to watch. I just beat the gruelling journey that is MGS4.
>> No. 40714761
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>>40714760
>I feel like you're being a bit dramatic about that <3<
>> No. 40714762
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>>40714761

>Not even joking.
>> No. 40714763
>>40714751
>>40714756
While logically only two of the three sister should have taken the two rings, the triplets somehow found a way for all three of them to carry the rings!

Ammie carried one, Amanda carried another...

And Mandy held their free hands, a trio of silly sisters coming to deliver your rings~
>> No. 40714764
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>>40714762
>Where the fuck do they put a game with an hour cut scene taking up space?
>> No. 40714765
>>40714764

>They've got 50GB of space to work with. And about 10GB of that is a mandatory install.
>It even jokes about how they used to have to use multiple CDs for all of the cutscenes.
>> No. 40714766
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>>40714756
>>40714763
>Kiddo giggled at the silly girls' antics and petted each of the three heads as they came over to herself and Ritsu, then took the ring she was supposed to put on Ritsu's finger. She smiled at her expectantly, waiting for her to do the same.
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>>40714765

>Oh. Well then that's not that bad.
>> No. 40714768
>>40714767

>Not that there is much of a game...
>> No. 40714769
File 141823938276.jpg - (381.20KB , 543x800 , hey kiddo~.jpg )
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>>40714762
>>40714764

>I give mgs4 some slack for being a movie since it was the end of the story.

>>40714763
>>40714766
>Ritsu took the ring meant for Kiddo and gave the girls all little kisses on their head. She then stood back up to face Kiddo and wait for the pastors instructions.
Ritsu, with this ring, you will join with Kiddo in holy wedlock. Place the ring upon her hand and say "With this ring, I wed thee.~"

>Ritsu slipped the ring, right down her wedding finger to fit just right.
With this ring, I wed thee.

>The pastor turned to Kiddo and repeated what was said to Ritsu for her to place the ring on Kiddo's finger.
>> No. 40714770
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>>40714768
>If you say soooo!
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>>40714769

>Wouldn't mind nearly as much if the gameplay was solid. Control improvements were nice, but the level design and scenarios... God.

>>40714770

>Sup with you?

Last edited at Wed, Dec 10th, 2014 12:26

>> No. 40714772
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>>40714769
>Kiddo, with the hugest, happiest smile Ritsu ever saw on her face, slid the ring on her lover's ring finger. Slowly. Gently. She savoured the moment. When the metal band reached the end of Ritsu's finger, Kiddo turned it slightly left and right, as if making sure she felt it and that it's gonna stay there.

With this ring, I wed thee.
>> No. 40714773
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>brb
>> No. 40714774
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>>40714771
>Hours upon Hours of MGO helped me out with that, Im so excited for the new mgo in Phantom pain.
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>>40714774

>MGO shut down just recently. I never got a shot at it.
>> No. 40714776
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>>40714772
And on this day, the two of you are now wed under the witness of friends and family.

You may now kiss the bride.
>Ritsu grinned, her favorite part. She reached up and lifted Kiddo's veil. Seeing as Kiddo was tall. She hopped up on her tip toes amd pressed her lips right against Kiddo's she even lifted one of her feet on the ground as she kissed Kiddo. Then Valentina jumped!
Manifique!
>And everyone began to clap as the two were wed, and for this single day they were allowed to forget all the trouble of the world and be in love!
>> No. 40714777
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>>40714776
>Kiddo's strong hands grabbed Ritsu's sides and with a little grunt, she lifted her up a bit so they could kiss easier. And boy, did Kiddo kiss.

>All her love, all her fear, every ounce of her emotion went into that passionate, hungry kiss.

Wife. She's my wife now.

>Kiddo started to cry, ruining the mascara she so painstakingly applied earlier. And she didn't give a flying fuck. She kissed and kissed, drinking her wife's lips like ambrosia, burning this moment into her memory forever...
>> No. 40714778
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>>40714777
>Ritsu cried a bit as well as she wrapped her arms around Kiddo as well, kissing her back as everyone cheered, Valentina started up a tune!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVDzwGfNrPs

>She finished kissing her wife and brushed Kiddo's tear, her voice shaking a bit and looked up at her.
Together and happy at last!~ Hehe..~
>> No. 40714779
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>>40714778
>Kiddo kissed away her wife's tears as well, smiling at her.
Always, forever and ever, and I dare the world to try to part us. Wifey.

>Kiddo giggled, suddenly grabbing Risu under her shoulders and knees and spinning around with her!
Love you, love you, love you, wife!
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>>40714779
>Ritsu was giggling a bit.
Wifey.~
>She smiled and held onto Kiddo as she spun around, shutting her eyes with a little squeak as she was spun.

I love you too!
>> No. 40714781
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>Back. Bt about to leave to go get a pissmass tree
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>>40714780
>Kiddo finally let Ritsu down and stole another kiss from her.

>Then they walked away from the altar to the rest, eager to get their congratulations~
>> No. 40714783
>>40714781

>Lame.
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>>40714782
>Anami, Miya, Ghost, Boulder, Granite, Ida, all bowed their heads and gave them wishes. Respectably to the newly wed couple, Rock grinned and hugged them both rather suddenly.
Damn it Rock.
>Ritsu snickered and hugged him with her free arm. Valentina was off to the side with the bandm playing her heart out for them, she grinned and gave them both a wink as she continued playing.
Hey Kiddo, wanna try out the food we got?
>She gestured to the tables around the tree for them all to eat at.~
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>>40714780
>>40714782
>Axel, Ary, and Dom gave the both of them hugs and congrats! Axel wearing a nice suit and tie because he didn't know if he had to or not, Ary wore a nice purple dress and heels, hair all did up and fancy, and Dom wore a tux! Dom spending a bit more time hugging Ritsu and patting her head and saying nothing, though obvious he was really happy and proud for her.
>> No. 40714786
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>>40714783
>Just a tad. have this!
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>>40714785
>Ritus nearly suffocated from hugs of Dom and Rocky
Gyuh! I need air.
>She giggled a bit and thanked the both of them for showing up, patting Dom and saying.
Thanks for getting me on my feet, otherwise I never would of asked her out.~
>> No. 40714788
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>>40714787
Just doing my job by following my moral gentlecolt code.

>He pulled back with a small smile

....also my line of work is helping people on their feet, that'll be 29.99.
>> No. 40714789
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>>40714788
Hah, thats good.
>She grinned and gave him a small punch.
Your daughter in law spared no expense on the caterers, go gorge yourself.~
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>>40714789
>Dom and Ary looked at eachother, then gave a thumbs up and a grin before dashing over to eat the food! While Axel just cantered on over to Miya with a smile.
>> No. 40714791
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>And now I flee!
>> No. 40714792
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>>40714791
>Run all you want, but I will still find you!
>> No. 40714793
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>Sorry 'bout that.

>Kiddo messed up Rock's hair and pushed him at Renata, awkwardly standing there in a pretty dress.

Sure, getting married made me hungry.
>> No. 40714794
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>>40714793
Pfft hehe.
>Rock then hugged Renata anyway, keeping an arm around her as he took her to a table to eat with the team.
Yeah, I wonder what all they brought.~
>> No. 40714795
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>>40714794
>Renata, not quite pleased with this, blushed and gotten tugged up to the table, where Kiddo already was checking out the spread.
Boy oh boy.
>> No. 40714796
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>>40714795
Wow Val, got like..literally everything that ever existed. Heh.~ Her pension check must be huge.
>She quickly made a plate bigger than all out doors.
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>> No. 40714798
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>>40714796
...Is that raw beef?

Yeppers, dearie! Minced and spiced and served with raw egg yolk and chopped pickles and onions! It's called "tatar".

>Teton said, bouncing over and pushing a thick leatherbound book in Ritsu's arms (and steadying her food platter).
My gift~!

Last edited at Wed, Dec 10th, 2014 13:15

>> No. 40714799
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>>40714798
Raw beer..heh. Well at least she cooked it all.
>Ritsu grinned and smirked watching Teton bounce, she then looked at the book.
Thank you!...What is it?
>> No. 40714800
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>>40714799
No, raw beef.

>Kiddo was munching on the raw meat.

...This is kinda good.

It's an album!

>Indeed, inside was a photo album with Ritsu and Kiddo, compiling all of their important moments, silly moments, loving moments... Up to this point, with the last photo picturing Ritsu looking at the photo album with Kiddo looking over, munching minced raw beef...

>Trippy.
>> No. 40714801
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>>40714800
Hey don't..eat that. Jeez.~

>She tried to get Kiddo to stop eating the raw.

Only animals are supposed to do that..no offense to anyone.

>Ritsu blinked a few times.
Say, thats a cool frickin gift..a photo album from a timetraveler.~

Thank you Teton.
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>>40714801
Glad you like it!

>And she bounced away. The next photos were all grainy and filled only white noise... probably will clear up when the events they're depicting will happen.

>Kiddo flipped Ritsu the finger and started eating more of the raw meat, getting Valentina to try it out.

>The reindeer walked over.
Congratulations, you two.
>> No. 40714803
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>>40714802
>Valentina was still playing music, though she giggled a bit as she watched Kiddo eat the raw meat. Ritsu pushed the finger down and held her hand as she ate.

Hey there Varmus. How's the smuggling business?~
>> No. 40714804
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>>40714803
Pretty well, managed to smuggle out the Elements of Harmony and Royal Crowns straight from under your nose, along with the contents of your panty drawer. They're making a killing on the black market.
>> No. 40714805
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>>40714804
Excellent work as always I suppose, thank you for coming to my wedding Varmus.~
>> No. 40714806
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>>40714805
Wouldn't miss it for the world! You're my favourite cop, after all.

>He pulled out a thick envenlope from his suit and handed it to Ritsu.
This is half of a gift from me and Rares to you two. The first part is two dresses my dear wife made for you, drop by someday to pick them up. I've drawn a blank on the second part, so I've decided to just give you means to buy yourself what you'll deem most useful instead of getting stuck with yet another blender.
>> No. 40714807
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>>40714806
>She grinned a little at the cop compliment. She then put the envelope away and thanked Varmus.

Whatta shame, our drink blender got all broked.~
>> No. 40714808
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>ALIUMS, YOUR BRAINS ARE MINE

>So what did I miss?
>> No. 40714809
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>>40714807
Fuck, the one time I wanted not to fumble with wedding gifts. Gimme a hug, you! Watch the antlers.

>>40714808
>Teh weddin'!
>> No. 40714810
File 141824456145.gif - (275.48KB , 500x421 , Are You Seduced Yet.gif )
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>>40714809
>Well, non of my characters were invited anyway!
>> No. 40714811
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>>40714809
It's fine Varmus.
>She gave him a hug with a giggle and pat his back.
>> No. 40714812
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>>40714811
>Nuzzle nuzzle! Boy, did Kiddo glare at him for that display of affection.

>He trotted away and Billyfish came over.

Howdeh!
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>>40714812
>Ritsu bet Kiddo's hand gently as they ate when Billy arrived, Ritsu smiled and gave her a hug.
My favorite bartender.~
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>> No. 40714815
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>>40714814
>That pic
>> No. 40714816
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>>40714813
>Billyfish licked Ritsu's face happily.
Ah can't resurrect them dead, Ah can't travel tahme. Anythin' else is fair game, whutev'r it woulda be.

Y'all git un wish from meh, whutev'r it woulda be. Tha's yer weddin' gift from ol' Billyfish!
>> No. 40714817
>>40714815

>What about it~?
>> No. 40714818
File 141824501310.gif - (275.48KB , 500x421 , Are You Seduced Yet.gif )
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>ACHIEVEMENT GET!

>"And they lived happily ever after"

>Have a happy event which does not end in something absolutely terrifying happening
>> No. 40714819
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>>40714816
A wish huh.
>She sat back, and looked over at Kiddo. Petting her hand gently.
I think..I think I got everything I ever wanted right here.
Although.
>She leaned forward and whispered something to Billy, she then giggled and leaned back.
>> No. 40714820
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>> No. 40714821
>>40714820

>Why?
>> No. 40714822
>ALRIGHT GOODNIGHT ALL
>> No. 40714823
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>>40714817
>I don't want to remember.
>> No. 40714824
>>40714823

>You have to now.
>> No. 40714825
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>>40714821
>Becakse~!




>Anyone wanna Rp?
>> No. 40714826
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>>40714819
>Billyfish grinned.
...Ah'll make tha' un' a freebie.

>Poof, wish granted!

Y'all still got tha' wish. Save it fer sumthin' important, eh?
>> No. 40714827
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>>40714826
Alright if you insist.~
>She smiled at Billy and gave her another hug.
Thank you for coming, seeing Billy in a dress is always wonderful.
>> No. 40714828
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>>40714827
Aw shucks~

>Billyfish smacked Kiddo's butt with her tail and pranced away, chuckling.
>> No. 40714829
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>>40714828
>She then turned to Kiddo.
Full?~
>> No. 40714830
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>>40714829
>Kiddo gave Ritsu a flat stare, a dollop of chocolate on her nose because when Billyfish smacked her, she face'd a piece of chocolate-covered cheesecake.

...Yea. You?
>> No. 40714831
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>Hokie then!
>> No. 40714832
>1d10000 = 1451
>> No. 40714833
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>>40714830
>She licked the chocolate off her nose.
What a day to be alive. It's almost what Valentina said..you have those moments sometimes after something big happens. Colors are more vibrant, things taste great, even water or air. Sounds are so..distinct you know?
>The air around the tree in homespace, the way the tree rustled and the ornaments swayed so bright and peaceful. The sound of every distinct voice and life inside their with them celebrating, The way Valentina played, her style. It all brought goosebumps and the chill to the spine that reminded you of life.
>> No. 40714834
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>>40714833
I know.

>Kiddo smiled, pulling her little wife into a tight, loving hug.
It's the best day of my life...

Wanna dance?
>> No. 40714835
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>>40714834
Fuck yeah I do.
>She took her hand and pulled her up as they finished hugging and she shot a glance to Valentina, she knew. Val began to play.~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysw73Xpv_-A
>She took Kiddo's hands tight and smiled as they slow danced.
>> No. 40714836
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>>40714834
>>40714835
>And creepy uncle Blowhard claps his hooves and softly watches--before realizing his kids got out of school half an hour ago and dashing out of homespace all hellbent-for-leather.
>> No. 40714837
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>>40714835
>Kiddo laid her head on Ritsu's shoulder, letting her lead them.

>Best.
>Day.
>EVER.
>> No. 40714838
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>>40714837
>She held Kiddo tight in her arms and closed her eyes, focusing on Kiddo's heartbeat. Tomorrow would be the first step in a new life.
>The End~
>> No. 40714839
>>40714838

>I knew getting married was a big responsibility but you don't have to be that overdramatic!
>:P
>> No. 40714840
>>40714838
>And that gotta be the sweetest, sanest wedding in Donut Bar canon so far!

>Thanks :3
>> No. 40714841
File 141824721614.png - (459.36KB , 500x747 , tumblr_nan847RtRx1t5abfpo1_500.png )
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>>40714839
>Ill fite you met~

>>40714840
>yay!
>Im starving now and my hands are dirty from fixing stuff while rping XD
>> No. 40714842
>>40714841
>Go eat and clean up you filthy thing XD
>> No. 40714843
>>40714841

>Do it fgt!
>> No. 40714844
>>40714842
>>40714841
>Not in that order though
>> No. 40714845
>Who's still here?
>> No. 40714846
>>40714845
>
>> No. 40714847
>>40714845
>> No. 40714848
File 141824844816.gif - (1.77MB , 300x189 , Military science.gif )
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>>40714847
>Hey Dom
>> No. 40714849
>>40714848
>What's up?
>> No. 40714850
>>40714849
>Finished all my finals!
>> No. 40714851
>>40714850
>Woo! Now no more doing things last minute
>> No. 40714852
File 141824989037.jpg - (215.03KB , 960x960 , The movie.jpg )
40714852
>Anyone want to RP?
>> No. 40714853
>>40714852
>Ah, looks like I showed up at exactly the right moment. I'd be glad to.
>> No. 40714854
>>40714853
>Who and who?
>> No. 40714855
File 141825042509.jpg - (33.18KB , 382x510 , haphappy.jpg )
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>>40714854
>Hmm, I can has Brandy?

>Haphazard is sitting in the bar with a massive orange stallion
>> No. 40714856
>>40714855
>>40714855
>Brnady trots along into the bar, with a skip in his step and he looks over at the two

Oh hiya Hpah and person.
>> No. 40714858
>>40714856
>Haph beams at him
"Brandy! Hey! We were just talking about you! This is my cousin, Hobnail. He's in town for the holidays. Hobnail, this is my boyfriend, Brandy."

>The pony booms out in a thick Russian accent
"Greetings, friend!"
>> No. 40714859
>>40714858
Oh cool, I had been wondering when I was gonna meet your family actually...

>He offers a hoof to Hodnail

Nice to meet you !
>> No. 40714860
>>40714859
>He crushes Brandy's hand in a vicelike grip
"Good to be of meetings!"

>Haph slips away from the counter
"Well, I'm going to leave you two to get acquainted. I need to go visit the little filly's room."
>> No. 40714861
File 141825146175.png - (287.64KB , 653x900 , I think I have a problem.png )
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>Back and willing to RP
>> No. 40714862
>>40714861
>*Tosses a pony at you*
>> No. 40714863
>>40714861

>With who?
>> No. 40714864
>>40714860
Ow ow ow.

>Brandy cringed a bit, but chuckled as it didn't hurt that bad. He nodded to Haph and said

Soo...are you from Russia? (Or the pony version?)

>>40714861
>Who you wanna play?
>> No. 40714865
>>40714861
>I'm up for it!
>> No. 40714866
>>40714864
>The stallion nods as he reaches across the counter and grabs a bottle of Vodka
"Indeed! I am most great bootmaker in all of Skyberia. But come! First, we drink. Then, we talk."
>> No. 40714867
File 141825184063.png - (479.48KB , 1173x1015 , I stole Tia's clothes~.png )
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>>40714862
>That pony ended up face-first in Teton's cleavage.
Whoah! Ow!

>>40714863
>With Teton!

>>40714864
>Teton!

>>40714865
>Approach!
>> No. 40714868
File 141825187774.jpg - (56.42KB , 667x800 , Prezzie.jpg )
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>>40714867

>You get this then.
>> No. 40714869
File 141825202670.png - (62.66KB , 369x331 , hnah.png )
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>>40714868
Hiya, Lotse!
>> No. 40714870
>>40714867
>You're going to make me choose who it is, aren't you? Well then...
>1d7 = 3
>1. Thousand Words
>2. Oddly Named
>3. Pretzel (and Erin)
>4. Fossil Ridge
>8. Litwick
>6. Little Harvey
>7. Virginia
>> No. 40714871
>>40714866
Oh uh....I actually haven't ever drank before....

>>40714867
>Who would go good with her? Dom? Ary? BJ?
>> No. 40714872
File 141825207564.png - (87.84KB , 309x389 , oh God I forgot about the cupcakes.png )
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>>40714870
>Pretzel (and Erin) it is!

...Could you please remove your face from my boobies?
>> No. 40714873
File 141825209198.jpg - (171.57KB , 900x825 , Hello, dead pony.jpg )
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>>40714867
>Lilith waves, nodding
Hey V.
>> No. 40714874
File 141825212001.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40714869

How's it going?
>> No. 40714875
>>40714871
>1d3 = 2
>> No. 40714876
File 141825217869.png - (855.14KB , 900x1512 , straightened out.png )
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>>40714873
Hello, L.

>>40714874
Pretty good! The wedding was pretty... I didn't see you there, though.
>> No. 40714877
File 141825220743.jpg - (56.32KB , 680x510 , Cohuatl.jpg )
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>>40714867
>>40714870
> A happy little velociraptor is nuzzling into the warmth of her chest.

>>40714872
>It glances up at her and makes a curious chittering noise

>>40714871
> Hobnail gives him a look of surprise
"No? Then today is when you fix this! Come! Today you drink like man!"
>He pours a shot of vodka and sets it in front of Brandy
>> No. 40714878
File 141825220989.jpg - (182.96KB , 600x834 , badass explosions n shit.jpg )
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>>40714876

I was there, just not making a fuss and NPCd because I didn't want to play there.
>> No. 40714879
>>40714876
>Who got married?
>> No. 40714880
File 141825229864.png - (848.37KB , 877x1045 , Alternate Human Lilith, aka(Oh no she's hot).png )
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>>40714876
How are you doing?
>She's sipping some tea, wearing a coat and pants longer than her thighs for once
>> No. 40714881
File 141825243200.png - (62.66KB , 369x331 , hnah.png )
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>>40714877
I imagine that means "no". Oh, well.

>She scratched the dinosaur's head with a smile.

>>40714878
Ah, I see, I see...

>>40714879
>Kiddo and Ritsu

>>40714880
Pretty well! Just came back from the reception.
>> No. 40714882
File 141825247916.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
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>>40714881

That's all for today?
>> No. 40714883
File 141825255097.png - (380.17KB , 779x749 , wee~!.png )
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>>40714882
Well, I have nor had no other plans. You?
>> No. 40714884
File 141825255398.png - (116.58KB , 360x600 , As deadly as she is sexy.png )
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>>40714881
Oh, who's wedding was it?
>> No. 40714885
File 141825258895.jpg - (182.96KB , 600x834 , badass explosions n shit.jpg )
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>>40714883

No. Nothing planned.
>> No. 40714886
>>40714881
>It leans happily into the scratches and lets out a cawing sort of purr, its collar clinking against its neck

>>40714881
>Ah. I don't think any of my characters know either of them, but congratulations regardless
>> No. 40714887
>>40714875
>And ARy was in teh bar! Wearing the still the purple outfit and eating a burger!

>>40714877
>Brandy blinks a few times and looks at it then shrugs

Sure!

>Brandy takes the shot glass and drinks it one gulp!
>> No. 40714888
File 141825286445.png - (388.03KB , 588x612 , bedhead.png )
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>>40714884
Ritsu and Kiddo.

>>40714885
Wanna hang out?

>>40714886
>Teton checked the collar.
Oooh, so you're not alone... Where's your owner?

>>40714887
Yowza, Aryadne. Nice wedding it was.
>> No. 40714889
File 141825291876.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40714888

Of course I do. What else would I do?
>> No. 40714890
>>40714887
>Hobnail claps him on the back, laughing loudly
"Horosho!"
>He downs his own shot and refills the glasses
"So, tell me, Brandy, what is it that you do?"

>>40714888
>>40714887
>The tag on the collar simply says "Pretzel"

"Chirikuur?"
>The creature glances around the bar in response to the question and, recognizing Ary, bounds over to her
>> No. 40714891
File 141825306235.jpg - (81.20KB , 780x672 , Have You The Heart To Say 'Nay'.jpg )
40714891
>Greetings, Donut Bar.
>> No. 40714892
File 141825310867.png - (39.38KB , 273x307 , you serious.png )
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>>40714889
>Teton shrugged.
Dunno, tons of other things?

...You ok, by the way?
>> No. 40714893
>>40714891

>Hi there.
>> No. 40714894
File 141825313179.gif - (2.60MB , 322x169 , orky science.gif )
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>>40714891
>Good evening.
>> No. 40714895
File 141825315329.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
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>>40714892

Not really, but I'm becoming a better actor. So what do you have in mind?
>> No. 40714896
File 141825324520.jpg - (169.73KB , 1024x747 , All Quiet On The Western Front.jpg )
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>>40714893
>How goes it?

>>40714894
>...That filename seems about right.
>> No. 40714897
File 141825325571.png - (62.66KB , 369x331 , hnah.png )
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>>40714890
Pretzel, huh? What a pretty name- hey, wait!

>>40714895
Depends on if you're feeling like being inside or outside.
>> No. 40714898
File 141825329188.jpg - (245.06KB , 1280x720 , death korps scavenged tank.jpg )
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>>40714896
>It was the intention.
>> No. 40714899
>>40714891
>Hyello

>>40714894
>SCIENCE!
>> No. 40714900
File 141825331515.jpg - (45.25KB , 1024x576 , 4chan again.jpg )
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>>40714888
It certainly was~!

So proud that Val set it up. Heh.

>>40714890

>Brandy made several faces before rleaxing, then looking at the glass and blinking

Well I...uh...erm....sorta work at a hospital.
>> No. 40714901
File 141825339583.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
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>>40714897

Inside.

>>40714896

>Not bad.
>> No. 40714902
>>40714888
>Sorry, actually a bit too busy to RP at the moment...
>> No. 40714903
File 141825344311.jpg - (87.45KB , 800x680 , THE DEATH KORPS PARTYVAN.jpg )
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>>40714898
>Look, that thing even has a Hunter-Killer missile on it!

>Or, at least, that's kinda what the thing on the top-left of the tank looks like to me.

>>40714899
>How goes it?

>>40714901
>Always a good thing.
>> No. 40714904
File 141825351534.png - (36.07KB , 201x303 , side shot.png )
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>>40714900
Yeppers! So, what's up?
>> No. 40714905
File 141825361246.png - (568.27KB , 1200x1200 , hello!.png )
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>>40714901
We could give your pussies a bath!
>> No. 40714906
File 141825362851.gif - (404.05KB , 362x345 , RD thinks this thread is neat.gif )
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>>40714903
>It's more likely some kind of sensor, going by the antenna.

>But then again I know absolutely nothing about tanks.
>How goes it?
>> No. 40714907
File 141825364145.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40714905

If you can convince them too. Good luck.
>> No. 40714908
>>40714897
>>40714900
"Chirrup? Chirrhu?"
>A certain velociraptor is nosing Ary's leg

>Hobnail nods
"Ah, doctor! Da! Very good."
>> No. 40714909
File 141825367791.png - (912.21KB , 1205x1157 , First date.png )
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>>40714904
Not a whole lot. I think I'm going to sick day from certain things. Make Neil run a hot bath and lay out some cheeseits.
>> No. 40714910
>>40714903
>It goes. Yourself?
>> No. 40714911
File 141825374645.jpg - (1.49MB , 1582x2638 , 1362347595769.jpg )
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>>40714906
>>40714910
>It goes well enough, made progress on schoolwork by staying after and now I'm playing Civ V while chatting here.
>> No. 40714912
File 141825378988.png - (39.38KB , 273x307 , you serious.png )
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>>40714907
Well, I probably could, but...

>>40714908
>>40714909
>Teton ran after the velociraptor.
Well, that's interesting...

Sick, you say? Aw darn, what's wrong? Mabe I can help you?

...also, what's up with Pretzel here?
>> No. 40714913
File 141825382261.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40714912

But what?
>> No. 40714914
File 141825384716.gif - (88.84KB , 650x450 , twi words a lot.gif )
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>>40714911
>Woop woop.
>> No. 40714915
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>> No. 40714916
File 141825393269.png - (142.58KB , 1529x1155 , Sleeping.png )
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>>40714915
>> No. 40714917
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>>40714912
>>40714908
Oh hello!

>Ary pets the velocipators head, having known him from before

And yes, a sick day. No, it's just to relax mostly~

And Pretzel here is Erins pet, a timetraveler that I help fromt ime to time.

>>40714908
Weeeeeeeell, not really a doctor persay...<3<

>Brandy drinks the glass again
>> No. 40714918
>>40714916
So Andrew is waiting back inside that night, standing in the liviing room after his little episode the few hours before
>> No. 40714919
File 141825412878.png - (264.06KB , 1000x700 , 788f4d5e8a06dacb41f5c488a8bc088d.png )
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>>40714915
>> No. 40714920
>>40714918
>Dulset got back a little late that night, looking inside to him but letting him be as she slips into the pool.
>> No. 40714921
File 141825425144.png - (380.17KB , 779x749 , wee~!.png )
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>>40714913
But it's gonna end with a lot of wet kittens scampering over to you, wanting you to save and comfort them.

>>40714917
Alrighty then, glad you're not ill.

Erin...? Ah. I know her.

He's a cute dino~!
>> No. 40714922
File 141825429137.png - (591.41KB , 3000x3447 , i dont know about that___.png )
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>>40714920
Andrew galllops back outside. "Hey."
>> No. 40714923
File 141825429709.jpg - (81.45KB , 850x837 , Bitchin robot.jpg )
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>>40714921

...Not today then.
>> No. 40714924
>>40714911
>Funtimes

>>40714915
>>40714916
>Hey, you two!

>>40714912
>>40714917
>Pretzel begins to purr again and nestles down beside Ary

>>40714917
"No? Then what is it you do? Surely you are not nurse."
>> No. 40714925
>Aww, crap, brb
>> No. 40714926
File 141825440923.png - (197.59KB , 690x1026 , I'm Listening.png )
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>>40714914
>>40714924
>Woo!

>So, anyone want to RP? Or shall I simply see if the AI will expect the Spanish Inquisition?
>> No. 40714927
>>40714921
Very cute. Gets into loads of trouble, but very nice too~

>>40714924
Guess I have to watch you~

>>40714924
>>40714924
Nnnnnope.....um.....I help clean up....
>> No. 40714928
>>40714922
Oh... Andy.
We um, don't have to talk tonight, if you don't want to...
>> No. 40714929
>>40714926
>Hmm.

>Half of me wants to throw Dawn at you again, and half of me wants to work out more details about the giant crossover he's involved in.
>> No. 40714930
File 141825456850.png - (591.41KB , 3000x3447 , i dont know about that___.png )
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>>40714928
Andrew reveals to her a bouquet of the frozen lillies she liked so much and he jumps in to her, swimming up to give her a deep kiss before pulling back. "My only regret about you being 70 is not finding you sooner...."

Last edited at Wed, Dec 10th, 2014 16:36

>> No. 40714931
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>>40714927
>> No. 40714932
File 141825482504.png - (47.49KB , 251x257 , Dulset pinkie.png )
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>>40714930
>Dulset is certainly caught by surprise, from the flowers, the kiss, and the romantic wordplay.
Andy... you mean it?
>> No. 40714933
>>40714924
>Hi!
>> No. 40714934
File 141825489364.png - (90.91KB , 900x847 , I have the hue.png )
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>>40714932
Andrew nods. "I really do. And I really overreacted earlier. Just struck a chord, the jokes miiiight do that from time to time, eheh.."
>> No. 40714935
File 141825489606.png - (62.66KB , 369x331 , hnah.png )
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>>40714923
Okay, now you come up with an idea!

>>40714924
>>40714927
Kinda like you, then~?

>>40714926
>Indeed we do want to RP. There's a Teton in the Bar, feel free to approach at will.
>> No. 40714936
>>40714924
ayyy
>> No. 40714938
File 141825497242.png - (545.67KB , 989x886 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 2.png )
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>>40714934
I kind of guessed that much. I'm sorry if I wasn't sensitive.
>> No. 40714939
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>>40714935
Maybe~ I don't get into a lotta trouble do i aunty~?
>> No. 40714940
File 141825508570.jpg - (45.88KB , 720x622 , Not Sure Whether To Blam Or Not.jpg )
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>>40714929
>Flip a coin! If it ends up being the former we can work out the chinks together!

>>40714935
The well-endowed lass might perchance notice Emilia as he walked into the bar, who would give her a wave as he approached the counter so as to begin preparing tea. "Hello madam, and how would you be today?"
>> No. 40714941
>>40714938
"It's fine, I know that it's just immature of me to not take any heat from any jokes~..."
>> No. 40714942
File 141825522354.png - (665.10KB , 695x900 , beach time!.png )
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>>40714939
Not as much as I used to.

>>40714940
Emilia! I didn't see you on the wedding ceremony!
>> No. 40714943
File 141825522377.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
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>>40714941
And yet you're still more mature than me~.
>> No. 40714944
>>40714943
"I certainly can not be that way~..."
>> No. 40714945
File 141825528899.png - (133.16KB , 417x500 , pinkie steals a loaf of bread, starts a musical.png )
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>>40714940
>I will. But first, I need dinner.
>> No. 40714946
File 141825542189.jpg - (107.48KB , 900x900 , And after time skip___.jpg )
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>>40714942
Varmus seems to be good about things though.
>> No. 40714947
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>>40714946
Well, poor dear got responsibilities, family... I envy him sometimes. It's one of the best times of his life. Wonderful children he's so deeply proud of, wife that loves him as deeply and unconditionally as he loves her, a job he likes and that fulfills him...
>> No. 40714948
File 141825561164.png - (397.91KB , 786x732 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 3.png )
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>>40714944
Maybe so~.
>She takes one of the flowers and eats it.
Hope you're not too chilly.
>> No. 40714949
>>40714948
He murrs. "Mmmaybe just a little..."
>> No. 40714950
>>40714947
It's nice though. Those are the responsibilities I aim for.
>> No. 40714951
>>40714949
Aww~...
>She holds him closer.
So um... I told Fossil that we're pretty much done with the tests.
>> No. 40714952
>>40714951
Andrew puts his wings around her. "Is that what you want?"
>> No. 40714953
File 141825591783.png - (31.69KB , 314x454 , Wut.png )
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>>40714942
>...And not a single excuse besides 'Uncharacteristic laziness' could be developed that day. I'd curse my decision to stay after school like a good boy, but looking at the time on the posts I would've been far too late to the party anyways.

"And I am sure you have already deducted your own theory on that anomaly."

>>40714945
>Fair 'nuff.
>> No. 40714954
>>40714952
Honestly yeah, I think we're pretty much satisfied. She seemed a bit depressed by it though...
>> No. 40714955
File 141825603473.png - (122.21KB , 422x935 , naughtyyyyyyyyyyyyy~.png )
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>>40714950
Really now?

From my experience, Tardis makes those very hard to achieve. But I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. I hope you'll do better than me.

>>40714953
>She leaned in, getting in his face, almost touching her muzzle to his nose and making a scary face, fit for a Commissar about to perform a summary execution.
Invisibility, you dirty heretic.
>> No. 40714956
>>40714954
"Well that would make sense I suppose." He shrugged.
>> No. 40714957
>>40714956
Though there is one thing left, from before we started this whole thing with my biology...

She wants to try and get my singing on record.
>> No. 40714958
>And I'm sort of back

>>40714927
>Hobnail nods

"You are -- what is word -- janitor, nyet?"

>>40714933
>>40714936
>Gonna be slow for a bit, but I can throw ponies at you if you like
>> No. 40714959
File 141825629718.png - (197.59KB , 690x1026 , I'm Listening.png )
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>>40714955
"Should I be flattered that you believe me to have the knowledge and means required to accomplish such a feat?" He asked with a raised eyebrow and little other change in his expression.
>> No. 40714960
File 141825633438.png - (41.32KB , 216x144 , tell me how much.png )
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>>40714959
Nah, I don't think it was that. Actually, I have no idea. I was just being silly.

>Noselick!
>> No. 40714961
>>40714957
"Your singing? I thought you had a problem or objection to having it recorded."
>> No. 40714962
>>40714955
I know....But I'll give it a try some time, I know. I try not to let the TARDIS control me as much as I do to it.

>>40714958
Erm....yeah...morelike that.
>> No. 40714963
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>>40714961
I don't remember that.
I want to know if it still works when recorded.
>> No. 40714964
>>40714963
"Well I could probably get that done. Take you to a recording studio or something."
>> No. 40714965
>>40714955
>>40714950
"Pretzel?"
>A teal mare pokes her head in the doorway. Upon seeing her and hearing its name called, the dinosaur leaps up and scurries over to her
"There you are, you little troublemaker! Where did you run off to this time?"

>>40714962
>He nods
"Do not be sad of this job. It is good job! Honest job! You work with hooves and make world better."
>> No. 40714966
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40714966
>>40714960
Nosewipe!

"Well I would say you simply accomplished the feat of overlooking a man as pale as snow wearing a suit."

>By the Emperor he was there! It matters not what you claim!
>> No. 40714967
File 141825671331.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
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>>40714964
Ooh, a whole studio~?
We tried it with Fossil's cheap equipment once and it didn't work, but we figured we'd need better microphones and speakers if it was ever going to work. Does a studio have good equipment?
>> No. 40714968
File 141825673424.png - (587.54KB , 1000x750 , mwahahaha!.png )
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>>40714962
It's not about control... It shouldn't be. And if, it's not the Tardis you should control, but yourself.

>>40714965
Into my cleavage, mostly! Hello.

>>40714966
Hm, possible. I try to tune out possible Slenderman references.
>> No. 40714969
>>40714967
Andrew laughed. "The studios have the best equiptment."
>> No. 40714970
File 141825689539.png - (397.91KB , 786x732 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 3.png )
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>>40714969
Ooooh, sounds perfect~.
>> No. 40714971
File 141825690007.jpg - (53.00KB , 415x553 , Erin and an ugly bird.jpg )
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>>40714968
>The mare nods
"Hi again, and sorry about that. She wasn't too much trouble, I hope."
>> No. 40714972
File 141825689986.jpg - (683.33KB , 1194x1544 , Krieg Officer.jpg )
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>>40714968
"Are you implying that I am malnourished?" He asked without any hint of offense.
>> No. 40714973
File 141825705502.png - (599.78KB , 616x1000 , lingerie.png )
40714973
>>40714971
It's a she? No, no, actually, Pretzel was quite sweet, I don't mind at all.

>>40714972
Malnourished? Naaah. But melanin challenged, definetely!

I gotta poke Anami into getting you sunbathing.
>> No. 40714974
>>40714970
"Then Ill call them about getting that done~!.. tomorrow~"
>> No. 40714975
File 141825716933.png - (135.61KB , 937x1069 , 2_ Dulset happy by Prince Bluelolz.png )
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>>40714974
Tomorrow? That's fast!
And technically in the past!
>> No. 40714976
File 141825723174.jpg - (115.36KB , 900x971 , Sketchy Sketchy.jpg )
40714976
>>40714973
"And whatever is wrong with living up to the term of being 'white'?"
>> No. 40714977
>>40714975
"Well I'l call them tomorrow." he rolled his eyes and chuckled
>> No. 40714978
>>40714973
>Erin nods as she scratches the back of the dinosaur's head
"She's a people pleaser. So, how are things here?"
>> No. 40714979
File 141825753969.png - (260.46KB , 541x759 , mwehehehe.png )
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>>40714976
Lack of naturally generated vitamin D from sunlight on your skin means you have to take artificial compounds that not only are worse but also put stress on your liver, worsening your overall combat ability?

>>40714978
Oh, this and that, a wedding happened, sun set, another day rolled by.
>> No. 40714980
>>40714979
>Erin trots around the bar and fixes herself a drink
"Oh? Anypony I know?"
>> No. 40714981
>>40714977
Awww okay~.
>She smooches him.
>> No. 40714982
File 141825801220.png - (107.72KB , 385x405 , peeking much_cut.png )
40714982
>>40714980
Dunno, you know officer Ritsu or that scarred up blonde, Kiddo?
>> No. 40714983
File 141825803700.jpg - (110.57KB , 461x800 , 1363932161772.jpg )
40714983
>>40714979
"…Fair enough, I suppose additional walks along the park would not hurt."
>> No. 40714984
File 141825813679.png - (388.89KB , 1603x1842 , perturbed.png )
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>>40714982
"Let's just say I make it a point not to become close with law enforcement."
>> No. 40714985
File 141825815777.png - (165.15KB , 500x378 , buttsechs_cropped.png )
40714985
>>40714983
Ha! Science, bitch!

...So. How's you and Anami doing?
>> No. 40714986
>>40714981
Andrew smiled and returned the smooch
>> No. 40714987
File 141825838276.gif - (516.06KB , 140x180 , I see you dearie.gif )
40714987
>>40714984
Then you don't know them! One's a cop, after all.
>> No. 40714988
File 141825843632.png - (610.02KB , 1600x1078 , live_in_a_hole_by_nicklausofkrieg-d4gcu9q-1.png )
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>>40714985
"I would say we are doing quite well, fortunately." He replied with the first smile he had chosen to wear since the beginning of the conversation.
>> No. 40714989
File 141825855484.png - (397.91KB , 786x732 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 3.png )
40714989
>>40714986
I could sing you to sleep, if you want~.
>> No. 40714990
File 141825858525.png - (72.54KB , 1024x691 , Doesn't matter, had sex.png )
40714990
>>40714989
"Hmmm, okay~"
>> No. 40714991
File 141825859570.png - (156.15KB , 451x287 , hairbun.png )
40714991
>>40714988
Good, good, I'm glad~!

>She grinned.
To go for the obvious jib, when's your wedding and why am I not invited~?
>> No. 40714992
File 141825868405.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
40714992
>>40714990
After you eat one of these flowers with me~.
>> No. 40714993
>>40714987
>She nods, thinking
"So she'll be out of the bar for a few weeks while she's on her honeymoon..."
>> No. 40714994
File 141825882967.png - (133.35KB , 500x525 , rawr~.png )
40714994
>>40714993
Wouldn't count on that too much, my dear rogue!
>> No. 40714995
>>40714992
Andrew smiled and raised the flowers for them.
>> No. 40714996
File 141825886564.png - (88.06KB , 422x413 , 5.png )
40714996
>>40714994
"How so?"
>> No. 40714997
File 141825896173.png - (399.39KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset smirk.png )
40714997
>>40714995
Nom!
>> No. 40714998
>I feel like pulling out some additional characters. Would anyone else like a pony?
>> No. 40714999
>>40714998
>Somethin with Cara and Litwick?

>>40714997
Andrew takes a wincing bite
>> No. 40715000
File 141825903380.jpg - (130.67KB , 820x498 , Rushie on tg.jpg )
40715000
>I'm back from dinner.
>> No. 40715001
File 141825904932.png - (412.05KB , 1600x1155 , willpower_test_by_nicklausofkrieg-d4gctzv.png )
40715001
>>40714991
He chuckled at that.

"Oh I am certainly considering proposing, though society seems to place an emphasis on making such an event special in some way or another. Plans would need to be made and large sums of cash would need to be spent on shiny rocks before the deed can be done. Not to mention that many would consider proposal at this time to be premature in nature."
>> No. 40715002
File 141825907640.png - (380.17KB , 779x749 , wee~!.png )
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>>40714996
Well, her wife basically lives in this Bar here. and I dunno if they're even going on a honeymoon.
>> No. 40715003
File 141825914946.png - (81.35KB , 363x412 , cynic.png )
40715003
>>40714999
>Sure. When Cara gets up in the morning, there's she smell of something frying in the air.

>>40715002
"Great."
>> No. 40715004
File 141825929078.png - (161.22KB , 467x431 , do you like chocolate_safecrop.png )
40715004
>>40715003
Need some help with illegal stuff~?
>> No. 40715005
>>40714999
>Dulset bites out of his flower, grinning.
>> No. 40715006
File 141825941236.jpg - (71.43KB , 625x749 , 1418003765827.jpg )
40715006
>>40715004
"And what would I possibly need to do or acquire that would involve going against the law?"
>> No. 40715007
File 141825944412.png - (84.18KB , 410x434 , There is absoulutely no lie here and you shouldn't question it.png )
40715007
>>40715004
"I don't need help, no."
>> No. 40715008
>>40715005
"Hey, my flower!" crunch crunch
>> No. 40715009
>>40715008
>Psst
>>40715003
>> No. 40715010
>>40715003
>Sorry!

Snifing this, Cara rolls out of bed and trots through her house to find what it is.
>> No. 40715011
File 141825970209.png - (62.66KB , 369x331 , hnah.png )
40715011
>>40715001
>>40715006
>Sorry!
Oh, you simply must be more spontaneous sometimes, Emilia!

>>40715007
I can buy things. For a good price. Just saying.
>> No. 40715012
File 141825971152.png - (545.67KB , 989x886 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 2.png )
40715012
>>40715008
>Licky lick, smooch.
Sharing them is fun~.
>> No. 40715013
File 141825977574.jpg - (422.68KB , 1500x689 , Bitch I'm the great and powerful DOM.jpg )
40715013
>Sorry about that. Half way through playing games weird stuff happened.
>> No. 40715014
>>40715012
Anderw chuckled and took ab ite of one, on half of it, leaving the other half in the air with a grin to dulset
>> No. 40715015
File 141825983206.jpg - (67.35KB , 900x601 , fryanegg_anchor.jpg )
40715015
>>40715010
>As she trots into the kitchen, she finds Litwick there frying eggs
"Morning."

>>40715011
>She raises an eyebrow
"Buy things, you say?"

>>40715013
>Weird how?
>> No. 40715016
File 141825987428.png - (133.35KB , 500x525 , rawr~.png )
40715016
>>40715015
Indeed I do say that ~
>> No. 40715017
File 141826000663.jpg - (24.64KB , 382x510 , IMG_20141013_192830.jpg )
40715017
>>40715016
"What sorts of things?"
>> No. 40715018
File 141826003244.png - (114.42KB , 402x564 , 1418004079481.png )
40715018
>>40715011
>I can't believe I actually thought that post was directed to me.

"I cannot say whimsical behavior has ever been something that I could look upon as 'desirable', madam." He replied with a frown.
>> No. 40715019
File 141826004513.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
40715019
>>40715014
>Crunch~
Mmmm~.
>> No. 40715020
File 141826027493.png - (1.35MB , 2000x1600 , bananas!.png )
40715020
>>40715017
That depends.

>She switched her tone to gravelly and scratchy.
Whodderyusellin', stranger?

>>40715018
A soldier that's devoid of spontaniety is an inflexible soldier that is slow to adapt and improvise, which is detrimental to his performance and overall combat ability! And as a policeman, this goes doubly so, given you're exposed to extremely nonstandard situations way more often!
>> No. 40715021
File 141826038299.jpg - (41.40KB , 640x360 , 1416452494567.jpg )
40715021
>Valentina content for the day sat down and opened up the newspaper that had finally been delivered from Campaign. She drank a little water and then read the headline, she coughed and chocked on the water as she dropped the bottle.
Fils de pute!
>> No. 40715022
>>40715020
>she shakes her head
"I'm certainly not selling anything. But... should you express interest in the mint condition roman gold coins I have on my person, they just might happen to get misplaced nearby."
>> No. 40715023
File 141826071283.jpg - (1.67MB , 1604x1460 , y'all serious.jpg )
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>>40715021
>Billyfish was trotting by... and got hit by the water.
Gbyugh! Wha' th' hell?

>>40715022
Theoretically speaking, what amount of those coins would I find?
>> No. 40715024
File 141826080273.jpg - (219.13KB , 915x1280 , Squad Morale Restored!.jpg )
40715024
>>40715020
"...You make more sense than I would like to admit, though even if you are in the right I fail to see how I can simply make myself more willing to go with what my immediate emotions demand."

>>40715021
"Madam?" Emilia stated with a concerned expression. "Is something the matter?"
>> No. 40715025
File 141826085364.jpg - (34.08KB , 382x510 , Maeve.jpg )
40715025
>>40715023
"It is entirely possible that I have upwards of onescore."
>> No. 40715026
File 141826089749.jpg - (80.10KB , 1280x720 , 1407781552373.jpg )
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>>40715023
>She turned the paper to show Billy and Ary on the front page, with their shenanigans all around.
Expliquer!
>>40715024
>After showing Billy the paper she handed it to Emilia, rather roughly. On the front page was a photo of Ary and Billy with skateboards and several affectionate looking denizens of Campaigne Etat. Though he could read what was written.
>> No. 40715027
>>40715015
She smield a bit. "Good morning Litwick! Smells delciious." She complimented, stepping in

>>40715019
Andrew chuckled "I still dont get what you love so mucha bout them"
>> No. 40715028
File 141826103759.png - (107.59KB , 161x188 , Happy.png )
40715028
>>40715027
"Thanks!"
>He smiles at her
"Did you sleep well?"
>> No. 40715029
File 141826104832.jpg - (672.06KB , 961x999 , pfrrrrrrrrrrt.jpg )
40715029
>>40715024
Ha! Science, bitch! Combo times two!

...Well, nothing like practice! Do things without thinking them through, react fast to stimuli, do mental excersises of thinking up unusual problems and come with solutions and come up with unusual solutions to usual problems...

>>40715025
Oh dear! And I might've misplaced a bag of five hundred bits somewhere ~

>>40715026
>Billyfish shrugged and grinned.
We dun' scatter them skateboards rubb'd wit' catnip ev'rywhere ta see whut's gunna happen.
>> No. 40715030
>>40715029
"What a shame. Where did you see it last?"
>> No. 40715031
>>40715028
She nodded. "Howa bout you..?"
>> No. 40715032
>>40715015
>had to call cops and stuff.
>> No. 40715033
File 141826115991.png - (288.06KB , 500x445 , 1417298063805.png )
40715033
>>40715029
Don't do that madame, that is a little more than just dangerous.
>She groaned a little with her ears lowered, folding her arms.
>> No. 40715034
File 141826120117.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
40715034
>>40715027
What's not to love about them~?
>> No. 40715035
File 141826121332.png - (16.28KB , 720x720 , Dash wut.png )
40715035
>>40715032
>Are you okay?
>> No. 40715036
File 141826128234.gif - (352.30KB , 1614x1468 , waggle waggle.gif )
40715036
>>40715030
In the girl's bathroom! Would you like to help me find it?

>>40715033
Eh, Ah wuz there ta cruise control fer cool, sug.

>Billyfish booped Val's nose with her forehoof.
>> No. 40715037
>>40715034
"No taste to me~"
>> No. 40715038
File 141826137258.png - (81.44KB , 387x409 , wry smile.png )
40715038
>>40715036
"I suppose I can lend a hoof."
>> No. 40715039
File 141826137768.png - (381.08KB , 1280x1114 , 93646.png )
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>>40715036
>She denied her the boop by biting her hoof, then letting go of it and leaving rather swiftly.
>> No. 40715040
File 141826139879.jpg - (215.75KB , 516x774 , Krieger Kross.jpg )
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>>40715026
"...Hm." He snorted out with a frown etched into an expression of scrutiny as he stared at the photograph. "That is certainly not something that I would wish to see in the newspaper."

>>40715029
"I am sure you can understand why the first of those listed is not something to be desired at any point in time, though I suppose quick reaction time and unorthodox thinking would be something to be welcomed."
>> No. 40715041
>>40715037
The freshest~!
>> No. 40715042
>>40715031
>Whoops, sorry

>Litwick nods
"It's nice to have a heater. Thanks again."
>> No. 40715043
>>40715042
She nodded. "Oh its fine, really.I hope the couch was comfortable enough." SHe smied
>> No. 40715044
>>40715043
"Oh, it was great. How do you like your eggs, by the way?"
>> No. 40715045
File 141826161005.jpg - (840.16KB , 996x1206 , juicebox.jpg )
40715045
>>40715038
Come on, then~!

>>40715039
>It was like chewing on taffy.

>...

>Shit. It IS taffy. And Val's teeth are stuck. So basically there's now a taffy line from Billyfish's hoof to Val's mouth as she's leaving!

>>40715040
Hey, getting in unexpected trouble is the fastest way to learn to think on your feet!
>> No. 40715046
File 141826170845.png - (81.63KB , 355x387 , gotcha.png )
40715046
>>40715045
"After you."
>Erin trots after her into the restroom
>> No. 40715047
>>40715044
"Sunny side up is fine." SHe smiled
>> No. 40715048
File 141826176021.png - (216.86KB , 900x1300 , gotta pay the bills somehow.png )
40715048
>>40715046
>And she sashays inside!
>> No. 40715049
File 141826183042.jpg - (113.86KB , 394x591 , Krieger Looks Over.jpg )
40715049
>>40715045
"And it would appear I am in the perfect occupation to run into such situations."
>> No. 40715050
>>40715035
>>40715035
>>40715035
>Thiiiink so~!
>> No. 40715051
File 141826196429.jpg - (11.19KB , 225x224 , images.jpg )
40715051
>>40715047
"Sure thing. Toast?"

>>40715048
>Once inside (and after verfiying no other ponies were in any of the stalls), Erin tosses her a coin
"Go ahead, inspect the merch."

>>40715050
>That's good. What happened?
>> No. 40715052
File 141826197408.png - (568.27KB , 1200x1200 , hello!.png )
40715052
>>40715049
Yes, but! You should train outside of your work so you're better equipped to deal with them during work, given that during work there's danger of you or your co-workers getting hurt because of your inability.
>> No. 40715053
>>40715051
"I'd love some." She smiled
>> No. 40715054
File 141826219582.png - (133.35KB , 500x525 , rawr~.png )
40715054
>>40715051
Hmm, hm-hm~

Perfect mint condition indeed.

>She sniffed the coin, and licked it.
You stole it straight from the mint while timetravelling, huh?
>> No. 40715055
>>40715051
>Some dude came to my house being creepy.
>> No. 40715056
File 141826243581.png - (388.89KB , 1603x1842 , perturbed.png )
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>>40715053
"Coming right up. Would you mind getting out the butter and jam?"

>>40715054
>Erin frowns
"I got them legitimately selling a laser pointer to a senator."

>>40715055
>Weird. Is he gone now?
>> No. 40715057
>>40715056
>He said he would be coming back so....
>> No. 40715058
>>40715056
She nodded and did so with a smile
>> No. 40715059
File 141826260254.png - (62.66KB , 369x331 , hnah.png )
40715059
>>40715056
That's even worse!

Three hundred for them all.
>> No. 40715060
>>40715057
>Eeeish.
>Cops was the right thing to do.

>>40715059
"No way in hell. I could sell these for thousands individually. I just don't feel like finding twenty different buyers."

>>40715058
>And Litwick brings a couple plates of food over to the table
"And here we are"
>> No. 40715061
>>40715060
>prolly!
>> No. 40715062
File 141826324087.png - (133.35KB , 500x525 , rawr~.png )
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>>40715060
Four hundred? I won't rat you out and I'm convenient.
>> No. 40715063
File 141826325159.png - (433.61KB , 442x600 , Death Korps Watchmaster.png )
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>>40715052
>Apologies for running off, it seems I failed to hear the notification.

"This is true, though one would argue that seeking trouble ceases to make it unexpected.

"...Which revokes my previous statement given the nature of policework, but not I am not the sort to pack a weapon hoping I will have an opportunity to use it."
>> No. 40715064
>rP?
>> No. 40715065
File 141826345691.png - (82.83KB , 377x416 , 13.png )
40715065
>>40715062
"Four fifty and I'll throw in an authentic money purse at no extra."

>>40715061
>How'd things turn out? Did you have to file a report?
>> No. 40715066
>>40715064
>>40714965
>Hobnail nods
"Do not be sad of this job. Is good job! Honest job! You work with hooves and make world better place, da?"
>> No. 40715067
File 141826355821.png - (568.27KB , 1200x1200 , hello!.png )
40715067
>>40715063
It's not only about weapons! You need to learn to think on your feet and deal with the unexpected!

>And then Teton crowned him with a watermelon.

>>40715065
Deal!
>> No. 40715068
>>40715065
>Well, there are cops around so.

>>40715066
>>40715066
Hehe, I guess that's one way to think about it...I'm trying to look for another job though....
>> No. 40715069
>>40715067
>She pulls a heavy leather pouch from under a wing and sets it down in front of her

>>40715068
"And for what are you looking?"
>> No. 40715070
File 141826376353.jpg - (231.43KB , 900x696 , The Immortal Shield.jpg )
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>>40715067
A watermelon he promptly set to the side with an expression of slight amusement.

"Hungry?" He asked as he reached for something in his coat.
>> No. 40715071
File 141826389984.png - (62.66KB , 369x331 , hnah.png )
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>>40715069
>And she pulls out a definetely jingly bag of bits from under her sweater! But she inspects Erin's snatchel first.

>>40715070
Ah-ah-ah! You can't use your issued knife!
>> No. 40715072
>>40715069
Anything really. I don't have much experience.
>> No. 40715073
>Slow post coking.
>> No. 40715074
>>40715071
>And there are exactly 19 roman gold coins inside of exceptional condition, which in combination with the one already given makes 20, as she advertised.

>>40715072
"Hmmm..."
>He nods
"So you are little cousin Happy's boyfriend, da?"
>> No. 40715075
File 141826438641.png - (415.82KB , 1920x1080 , 2Bu4kfV.png )
40715075
>>40715073

>How does one coke a post?
>Also, found this on imgur. Thought you would enjoy.
>> No. 40715076
>>40715074
>He nods sveral times with a smile

Yup! Hehe, I am.

>>40715075
>Thanks!
>> No. 40715077
File 141826447981.png - (568.27KB , 1200x1200 , hello!.png )
40715077
>>40715074
>She humms happily, takes them and slides a bag with 450 bits inside!
>> No. 40715078
>>40715076
>He nods
"She speaks very greatly of you, little pony! Make her very happy."

>>40715077
>Erin glances through the bag and nods
"Pleasure doing business with you."
>> No. 40715079
File 141826476714.png - (12.45KB , 120x129 , U Wot M8.png )
40715079
>>40715071
>...I regret googling that term.

"Oh, right." He replied with a blink as he immediately realized that that was the most obvious solution and therefore disallowed for the purpose of this exercise.

He then spent a moment inspecting his surroundings and taking a general inventory as he attempted to quickly devise a solution for this conundrum.

...In order, he reached for another thing in his coat but frowned and pulled it away, glanced at his current company's horn but immediately shook his head, and glanced down at the ground but apparently failed to find anything of interest.

He then began to march towards the kitchen, apparently intent on retrieving a tool from its holds.
>> No. 40715080
>>40715079
>Which term, "issued knife?"
>> No. 40715081
File 141826491715.jpg - (215.75KB , 516x774 , Krieger Kross.jpg )
40715081
>>40715080
>Snatchel.
>> No. 40715082
File 141826492318.png - (133.35KB , 500x525 , rawr~.png )
40715082
>>40715078
Likewise!

>>40715079
...And you can't just grab a knife from the kitchen~! ♥
>> No. 40715083
>>40715081
>Ah. Yeah, that sounds risky. Not touching it.

>>40715082
>Erin nods and trots back into the barroom, where Pretzel immediately leaps onto her back
>> No. 40715084
>>40715078
>He smiles a bit more

Oh she does? hehe, what does she say?
>> No. 40715085
>>40715083
>And that'll be the end of it? ": D
>> No. 40715086
>>40715084
"She says you are very supportive and good to her."
>He leans in menacingly
"So if you ever hurt her or break heart? I crush head like little peanut."

>>40715085
>Of the sale, but they can still talk in the bar if you like
>> No. 40715087
>>40715086
>It's 3:40 AM here XD
>> No. 40715088
>>40715087
>Haha, okay. Goodnight then!
>> No. 40715089
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>>40715082
"There are far more things to be found than knives madam." He stated as he continued on, disappearing inside before returning several minutes later...

...With naught but a defeated expression on his face.

"Nothing I could locate or think of would be able to successfully slice all the way through the melon. If you are actually expecting me to accomplish this task then consider yourself disappointed."
>> No. 40715090
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>Remember.

>Blood is thicker than water.

>But so is oatmeal.

>And oatmeal is sticky.

>So don't choose shitty relatives over friends that have been with you forever.
>> No. 40715091
>>40715090
>I'm not entirely sure I get the metaphor.
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>>40715088
>Nighty!

>>40715089
You were looking at my horn earlier! It was a good idea.

>And goodnight!
>> No. 40715093
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>>40715091
>Something about oatmeal.

>I added the last bit about relatives just because.
>> No. 40715094
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>>40715092
"Yes, though I had hoped to accomplish this task without the disfigurement of either of us."

>G'night!
>> No. 40715095
>>40715093
>Cream of Wheat or Malt o' Meal is better.
>> No. 40715096
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>>40715095
>Yeah, but everybody knows what oatmeal is.
>> No. 40715097
>>40715096
>True
>Also Paranatural is awesome

>Pony?
>> No. 40715099
>>40715086
>He blinks a few times, looking back and forth

Well uh...no....I uh...Kind alove her....like a lot.
>> No. 40715100
>>40715099
"Da. Horosho."
>Hobnail claps him on the back again
>> No. 40715101
>>40715097
>Heading home from work now, sorry.

>Also got distracted as well. Cringe thread...
>> No. 40715102
>>40715100
>>40715100
>He rubs his stomach a bit

Uh....I'm feeling a bit weird
>> No. 40715103
>>40715101
>Cringe thread?

>>40715102
"Da. Is is very strong vodka you drink. It put hair on little peanut chest!"
>> No. 40715104
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>>40715103
>He looks down at he chest and blinks a few times

I already have hair though...
>> No. 40715105
>>40715104
"Is expression."

>Haph trots back up
"Sorry about that. You two getting along?"
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>>40715103
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>>40715105
>Brandy puts a hoof to his head

Feel kinda dizy
>> No. 40715108
>>40715106
>De nada

>>40715107
>Haph gives him a look of concern
"Are you okay?"

"He is just little pony who does not know how to hold liquor."

"You gave him liquor?"

"Is not much!"

"Brandy, are you okay? Is this going to mess with your medication?"
>> No. 40715109
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>>40715108
Yeah. Uh, they said I can have a blink or two...
>> No. 40715110
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>>40715106
>Hey you!

>Ready to continue Dawn and Pinkie's date for a bit?
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>>40715110
>I just got home.

>I have to do the kitchen first.

>Then very yes.

>Also, French kiss this moth.
>> No. 40715112
>>40715111
>I...kind of want to french kiss that moth, actually. But only if it won't literally suck my face off.

>How long will it take to do the kitchen? I gotta work tomorrow, so I don't wanna stay past midnight to finish things up.
>> No. 40715113
>>40715112
>not a surprise at all.
>> No. 40715114
>>40715109
"Well, if you're sure..."
"Is good for you!"

>>40715110
>Hey there
>I believe you had asked me to show you this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk41vCcNCJ0&list=PL49C080AA6571D2C8&index=14
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>>40715112
>That was what the Moth Pony General said. sans face sucking. Cuz that won't happen.

>Like, an hour, maybe. Your time zone?
>> No. 40715116
>>40715113
>It really isn't.

>You wouldn't do the same?
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>>40715114
Vodkas not good for you...all the nurses said a good fraction of their calls were alcohol related :I

>>40715116
>I'm not that desperate.
>> No. 40715118
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>>40715113
>Shrug.

>>40715115
>I'm in Central Standard, I think. It's 9:30 here.

>>40715114
>So THAT's who Hal Thompson is. Neat.
>> No. 40715119
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>>40715117
>I would think it would be a unique experience.

>See that at a kissing booth...
>> No. 40715120
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>>40715119
>You two are like, from those weird porn sites.
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>>40715118
>WE ARE IN SAME TIME ZONE! NICE!

>I have 2 hours twenReally should stop posting so I can take you where you stand.
>> No. 40715122
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>>40715120
>Yep.
>I come in peace, representing the mighty nations of E621 and /d/.

>>40715121
>Good idea.
>> No. 40715123
>I've got something going on, so I'm gonna have to go. Later!
>> No. 40715124
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>Well then.
>> No. 40715125
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>Anyone around to RP?
>> No. 40715126
>>40715125
> Maaaaaaybe.
>> No. 40715127
>>40715126
>Who are you?
>> No. 40715128
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>>40715128
"...Hey, Pinkie!"
Dawn taps you on the shoulder, snapping you out of your trip down memory lane.
"Look, they've got a photographer who does portraits!"
Dawn points toward a stand where ponies are preparing to be immortalized in instant photography.
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>>40715129
"Oh! We should totally do that!" She says, hopping towards it excitedly.
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>>40715127
> Just a passerby, I'm afraid.
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>>40715130
Dawn trots after you, laughing.
"Yeah--something we can look at and say 'that was when things got far better', y'know?"

There's a line, of course, but it moves quickly; the photographer sets up a pose, usually something the customer asked for (stupid jocks trying to look badass), and snap bang thank you mang it's all done. The photo's printed out--it's an old-fashioned instant-film photo--and then scanned so that they can have it on their smartphones.
The photographer acts like he dies a little inside every time he has to scan a photo. Poor guy.
>> No. 40715134
>>40715132
Pinkie hops into line. She was quite excited to spend a moment with Dawn not getting possibly injured or worrying about him getting dead.

"What kind of prints should we get?" She asked Dawn.
>> No. 40715135
>>40715131
>Ia lready know who thoug :3
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>>40715134
"You mean for the art they're selling?" he asks, pointing to the filing-cabinet-like bin of samples.
There's elegant landscapes, framed by elderly, graceful trees; Rolling fields of wheat, accented by a simple plow in the background; and a couple of portraits--these ones, though, are more elegant. They have some manner of poise to them, something you can't find in a mere photo booth. The ponies in these portraits stare out at the world as if wondering what new creation their journey will bring them.

>>40715131
But are you a passerby at the art festival?
It's a wonderous place, after all. It's got sculptures, mosaics, photos, and--of course--good old paintings.
Music, food--restaurants work double-time when their front opens into an art fest--and even a few games for the young ones line the streets.

Now, the question is--what sort of passer-by are you?
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>>40715136
Pinkie is a bit surprised she didn't notice them before. She thinks that over.

"Hmm... I like the description of the portraits best!" Pinkie said.

"Though what I meant was something like wallet size, small frame, large frame, 10 by 12 and the such..."
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>>40715137
"Oh. I was thinking we could go with a small frame, an' stick it in a scrapbook or something."
He pulls you into a hug, as the pony in front of you describes an epic scene where his katana is used to defeat a mighty demon of bad taste.
"...Man, I've been missing out on so much."
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>>40715138
"I have far less room to talk..." Pinkie said, wondering everything she had missed in the months she had been gone.

An expedition is fun and all, but it is always good to be back in Equestria...

Pinkie hugs Dawn back.
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>>40715140
"Hey, you two--AHA!"
The photographer bursts into motion, hopping giddily from hoof to hoof!
"I know it! I know exactly how I want this to happen! You two--you wouldn't mind letting me decide what the pose'll be for this one, would you?"

Dawn glances toward you, eyebrow raised.
"I don't mind if you don't mind," he says.
>> No. 40715142
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>>40715135
> Heh heh. Been watching, huh?

>>40715136
> The kind that passes...by.
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>>40715141
"Sure! I sounds like a good idea!" Ponk says.

>Three ponies with three items for their cutie marks...

>ZP2K15 CONFIRMED!
>> No. 40715144
>>40715142
>No, I just know.

>...

>I think...I could be knowing the wrong thing.
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>>40715144
> Well, I ain't hostile, if that helps.
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>>40715143
>ZP2015? Wat?
"Okay--I need you to stand over here, juuust over to the edge of the stall."
The photographer pulls you and Dawn across the stall, to a corner just aside from the line.
"Now, rear up and hold each other. Cling to each other as the world spins around you!"

Dawn rolls his eyes, and smirks at you.
"Sounds like he's really gettin' into it," he mutters, standing on his hindlegs and gently wrapping his hooves around you.

>>40715142
Well, aside from that.
C'mon, give me something to work with, here.
Okay, okay, how about this:
Are you a boy? Or a girl?
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>>40715145
>Ohh. Now I knows! Hiya!
>> No. 40715148
>>40715146
> am a robit
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>>40715147
> Hiya, bud. What's shakin'?
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>>40715146
Pinkie clings to Dawn, holding him tightly.

"Oh come on, its for fun!" Pinkie says, a huge grin plastered across her face.

>Zombies and Pterodactyls 2kX (and 2k9) are games made by Ska Studios, known for the Dishwasher series and the recent Charlie Murder.
>>