>I once lived off corndogs for about a week or two....

>I lived off a lot of junk food.

>>40714483
>Or to Ave

>Dom throws his reindeer hoove sup in the air with a smile

Woo!

Don't do drugs, eat pizza!

>Gonna start to wrap things up here. Getting tired, but don't want to just drop these.

>>40714479
"Well...um...I...o-once or twice."

>>40714478
"I'm sure you'll be great."
>He kisses her on the forehead
"Listen, it's getting pretty late, so I'm thinking about heading home soon."

>>40714481
"Can't say. I'm not sure that I've actually met her."

>>40714487
"Oh, alright." She smiled. "Has the heater gotten tow ork yet?"

>>40714489
"Well...there was a bit of a scheduling conflict, so..."

>>40714488
Oh you really should. She's much more... "interesting" than me.

>>40714486
Both of those things are equally unhealthy.
>>40714487
>Oh okay :3
Oh really? With who?
>Smiles a little interested

>>40714492
I don't think Pizza is as bad as meth....I think....I don't know, I haven't seen any studies.

>>40714491
"What do you mean?"

>>40714492
"O-oh, not, um, not with anypony...um, I meant I was in a novel and...um, y-you're really too young to be asking about this stuff."

>>40714490
"ech... is it really bad?"

>>40714493
Ive never had pizza and never will. It's gross.
>>40714495
You don't know how old I am!

>>40714497
You can't say it's gross if you never tasted it....then again, some pizzas smell bad and look gross....

>>40714498
They're all plasticy, processed cheese and enough preserved chemicals and grease to mummify your long intestine.

>>40714496
"Well, they say they should be out in the next day or two, so...not too bad?"

>>40714497
"...seven?"

>>40714500
....nooooo.....

>>40714500
"Do you think it'd help like.. .if you spent the night or two at my apartment...?"

>>40714499
I think it depends on the place you go...like, Pizza hut will destroy your soul.

>>40714503
All fast and junk food is bad for you. You are what you eat. I am superior.

>>40714495
That's a secret, you'll find out when you meet her.
I should probably get going though...

>>40714501
"No? Um, then how old?"

>>40714502
"Well, I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable or put you in any sort of compromising situations..."

>>40714507
>Fossil nods
"Me too. It's getting awfully late."

>>40714509
"I mean, I trust you a bit and I have a couch and uh... heat.."

>>40714505
Oh...well yeah. Fast food is terrible, I over eat, but I over eat on like, healthy food, like home made burritos with fresh ingredients.

>tfw never have seen a corndog

>>40714512
>Its not like it sounds :V

>>40714509
I'm not going to tell you because I'd lose my advantage if I did.
>Nuzzles her cheek
You're fun. Lets do this again.
>>40714511
Those probably aren't too good either...
>Yawns like a sleepy filly

>>40714512
>I'll send you one.

>>40714513
>No, shut up. they're gods dick :U

>>40714514
They have green things in them, they're healthy.

Sleepy?

>>40714510
>Litwick nods hesitantly
"Well, if you're sure, that would be kind of nice, yeah."

>>40714512
>But...but they're delicious! And that makes them beautiful!

>>40714514
>Virginia blinks, not really sure what's going on
"O-okay."

>>40714517
"Do you need to get something from your house first?"

>>40714517
>>40714516
Yes. Im going home. Goodnight

>Night Quotes :3 .

>>40714509
Good night Fossil, I'll talk to Andrew about that microphone.

>>40714519
>But I wanna night too D:

>Even though I'm not gonna sleep yet.

>>40714521

>>40714522
>Oh yeah, I needed tot ry and recolor that to Pear <#<

>>40714518
>He nods
"Toothbrush and things, yeah."

>>40714519
"Um, goodnight."
>Night!

>>40714520
"Thank you, Dulset. And goodnight."

>>40714524
>And I'm off to bed.

>>40714524
"Well let's go then." She smiled a bit

>>40714525
>Sleep well!

>>40714526
>He returns the smile
"All right. Thanks for this, Cara."
>And I'm going to call it there. Later!

>>40714527
>Goodnight!

>>40714529

>>40714529
>>40714530

>>40714530
>>40714531
>I read a bit on a thing on some dude who spent 27 years in prison for a murder he didn't do. And they realeased him when they found out they wrongfully put himt here.

>And they give him 40 K a year now with other fees being paid off.

>>40714532
>Huh

>>40714533

>>40714532
>>40714533
>Okay

>>40714535
>So sup?

>>40714534
>>40714535

>>40714538

>>40714539
>Midgets

>>40714513
>>40714515
>>40714517
>"After reaching his goal - getting all the corndogs of the world - the clown felt empty inside. And thirsty."

>>40714540
>Purple coooow

>>40714542
>Poor clown.

>>40714543
>And then he shared the corndogs with poor children.

>>40714544
>Good guy clown.

>>40714545
>I want this hoodie ;_;
en.skate-europe.com/details/44941-zip-hoodie-insane-clown-posse.html
>If you ever find a Juggalo wearing such, kill him and give me the it.
>If they ask why, tell then that Butterfly wanted it.

>>40714546
>Jesus. You and you ICP <3<

>>40714547
:Y

>>40714548
>So then. How's it?

>>40714548
>Ayyyy

>I understand there's some rp to be done

>>40714549
>Cold.

>>40714551
>If you wanna, but not now.

>>40714552
uh?

>>40714553
>Hoo!

>>40714555

>Nice trips.

>>40714556
>Totally on purpose.

>>40714555
>>40714556

>>40714557

>Ofc.
>How's it going?

>>40714558

>Hi you!

>>40714558
><Cuddles>

>>40714559
>Just woke up, you?

>>40714559
>>40714560
>Hi

>>40714560

>Pretty much the same.

>>40714561

>Sup?

>>40714555
>*noms ur fur*

>>40714562
>mmuh

>>40714565

>*Snuggle*

>>40714566

>>40714561
>Hai.

>>40714562
>Awesome.

>>40714563
><Tastes like warm and sugar>

>>40714568
>So den!

>>40714567

>U like umbreon!

>>40714569
>I guess
>>40714568
>Heymie.

>>40714570

>You sound sad :c

>>40714568
:o
>Your fur is cotton candy?

>>40714569
>>40714569
><Hugs>

>>40714570
>Hey hey. :3

>You okay?

>>40714572
>Yus. o3o

>>40714573

>I gotta go now :c

>>40714571
>>40714573
>Nah

>>40714573
>Ew.

>>40714573

>>40714574
>Take care.

>>40714575
>Gonna' wuv woo back to happy.

>>40714576
>QwQ

>>40714577
>♥

>>40714578
>It's too sweet and gets lumpy and ew.
:I

>>40714579
>so rp?

>>40714580
>>40714580
>I said "not now" :I

>>40714578
>Hey, check your skype

>And now, I sleep

>>40714581
well fuck, when?

>>40714583
<Bite

Also this is in the bar.

>>40714586
><Hugs>

>I'mma sleep in a bit :i

>>40714583
>When I have time.

1d5 = 5

1d5 = 5

1d5 = 1

>>40714589
>>40714590
>>40714591
>Dem rolls?

nnn

>>40714592
>For 6A/Blowhards canon!

>>40714593
>Whats wrong?

>>40714593
>You okay?

>>40714594
>Cool! :D

>>40714595
>>40714596
tired and head spinning and bleh

>And good night!

>anyone else here?

>>40714599
>Guess so

>>40714600
>Ayy

>>40714601
>sup

>>40714602
>Just feelin alone!

>>40714603
>oooh sorry to hear

>>40714604
>Just some crummy feels ^^

>>40714605
>Yeah know em sorry

>So I was talking about some butterflies today in the morning that I read about yesterday... And today I saw this!




>Fuckin' butterflies... how do they work?

>Rules of nature

>>40714615
>Ew.

>>40714615
><Flips your Metal Gear>

>>40714615
>>40714617
>>40714616

>>40714617
>>40714618

>>40714618
><Hugs>

>>40714619
>I've been really worried about you lately, you've been posting a bunch of sad pic lately.

>>40714618


>Hi you!

>>40714617

>*Breakdances Gekko to death*

>>40714619
>>40714620
>>40714621
<Im taken mah kittens and im outta heer

>>40714621
>XD

>>40714622
>Oh look it's Priscilla, Queen of the Waifus

>>40714623
>She's Aether lebels of fluff

>>40714624
>http://youtu.be/EMqCTR5OKeM

>>40714623

>How goes it?

>>40714626
>Pretty good, you?

>>40714627

>Not bad!

>>40714628
>Awesome~!

>Take it you'll be home soon?

>>40714629

>Give it two hours.

>>40714630

>happeh doge

>>40714630
>SO cute~

>>40714631
>Hokies. :D

>>40714632

>Y grins?

>Sorry, GTG! Be back soon!

>>40714631
>>40714632
>Bebeh Sif!

Test

>>40714634
>…kurwa

>love my timing

>Where's Link?

>WOOOOO, I GOT A PAIR OF PSIONICS


>Also, thanks, Alojz!

>>40714636
>>40714637

>Testing

>Ooh, my phone can make symbols...Can you guys see them?
♡♢♧♤○☆

>Wafflaffle

Oh, and this is in the bar. Lifeless and limp. Eyes staring into nothingness.

>>40714643

>Lotse slooooowly pokes her finger to its eye, giving plenty of time to dodge if it notices!

>>40714644
Lotse's finger pokes against the hard plastic that is it's eye.

>>40714641
>Ooooh, pretty

>>40714641
>I can see them all on my phone.

>>40714639
>No problem, I'll make scans when I'll have time.

>>40714647
Oh look here!
>>40714643

>>40714647

>Hi you!

>>40714645

So, it's tails doll.

>>40714650
"Tail's Doll" continues to remain motionless, silently staring deep into your soul.

>>40714650

>>40714651

>She picks it up and examines it more closely.

>>40714649
>Woo! Sorry. not in the mood for Rp right now given I'm gonna abscond for dinner in a moment or two.

>>40714650
>Hi me. Hi you.

>>40714654

>Hi me too!

>>40714653
It's fur feels soft and oddly warm to touch, it's body comfortable to hold. Stiched seams along it's sides show that the doll is of decent quality, smelled faintly of cinnamon and clean fur.

It may be just the way it was designed by it's eyes seem to be always staring into yours. Deep pools of blue.

>>40714656

...Ammie?! What have you done?

>>40714657
Suddenly, foot steps from the stairs! Sprinting down comes this little bunny who gives an excited gasp!

"Hehe, I knew you'd like that!"

>>40714658

What's the deal with this?

>>40714659
"...It's a Ben Doll."

>>40714660

Why does this exist? Did he drown?

>>40714661
"...Noooo?"

>>40714661
>"I didn't drown him!!"

>>40714662

Why make this doll?

>>40714664
"Because Ben's cute! Why else?"

>>40714665

...That's it?

>>40714666
"...Why else would I make Ben Dolls?"

>>40714667
>The doll is covered in kisses

>Can I get an rp? :)

>>40714667

I guess I have no idea.

>>40714668
>Sure!

>>40714668
>>40714669
"So do you like him?"

>>40714670

The doll?

>>40714670
>Alga heads to the toy store to see Mandy and/or Amanda.

>>40714671
Nod nod nod.

>>40714672
"...Alga?" asks Mandy, who is poking her head out from over the counter, currently in the middle of serving another customer.

>>40714673

It's alright I suppose.

>>40714673
Oh, you're busy? I can wait, I'll just browse while you're ringing her up.
>She smiles and wanders the aisles, looking to see if there's anything new, or if the shelves are stocked well, or anything else of note.

>>40714674
"Awesome!" she says with a gleeful grin.

"You can keep him if you want!"

>>40714675
The newest additions to the line of toys are in! Now in stock are cuddly little bunnies who look oddly familiar, as well as a chibified girl with rabbit ears and a pink dress.

You are soon joined by Amanda, who toddles up alongside you.

"Heya' Alga, what's up?"

>>40714676

No thank you.

>>40714676
>Alga gives her a grin.
Oh, just checking how your store is doing. Looks like it's going really well! Love the new stock~!

>Does the shop have a name?

>>40714677
"...But I thought you liked it..."

>>40714678
>I believe the name was left up to Alga.

"...We're about to get some more soon, I think."

>>40714679

I said it was alright. Stop being so fussed whether or not I like the junk you make.

>>40714679
>Huh.....

Oh, even more types of dolls? Is it a surprise~?

>>40714680
"..."

She sniffled a little at your comment.

>>40714681
"New type, yeah! It's gonna' be a guy and that's all I'm saying~"

>>40714682
>She smirks.
Benjamin?

>>40714683
"...You cheated."

>>40714684
>She giggles.
I hope you use strong thread, those big floppy ears could tear off pretty easily, don't you think?

>>40714686
"Actually, it's not of his bunny form."

>>40714687
It's... not? I didn't know he had other forms.

>>40714688
"Then I guess it'll still be a surprise~"

>>40714689
Darn, my guess didn't tell me anything!

>>40714690
She proceeds to stick her tongue out at you!

>>40714691
Well then, I can't wait to see it, maybe I'll buy one~!
So how's the business going anyway? Are you making a lot of money like you wanted?

>>40714692
"In exchange for our time, fun and enjoyment, yes."

>>40714682

Just give it to somebody who appreciates it.

>>40714694
She sighs and nods, before lifting her arms up to take the doll back.

>>40714693
...Oh, well... yeah, that's how it works I guess. But it's still fun making toys for ponies, right?

...Does Ammie do her fair share of work around here?

>>40714695

...So, sup?

>>40714696
"The Christmas rush kinda' has us all working around the clock. Ammie's doing her best to come up with ideas and help make the dolls but there's not much we can do. We've been trying to get Lotse to help but we haven't really had time to properly talk about it with her."

>>40714697
"...I'm helping make new dolls for the shop..."

>>40714698

That one could work. Is Ben OK with it?

>>40714699
"He offered."

>>40714700

Neat.

>>40714701
"So... It's my birthday in 15 days!"

>>40714698
Oooh, that makes sense... I just hope it's not too stressful on you.
Miss Rarity is probably swamped too, but I wonder if Dom and his wife might be able to offer some part time help...

>

Hello, friends.

>

Do not be alarmed. I am your phone now.

>>40714702

...Isn't that Christmas?

>>40714704

>You know too much.

>>40714705
>

Where did you learn to fly?

>>40714703
"Well, Mrs Pear is a full time Mum and Dom is trying to save Christmas..."

>>40714705
Nod nod nod.

"Mummy Ritsu says I'm a Christmas baby!"

>>40714707

Really?

>>40714707
Ooooh, right...
Darn...

>>40714708
"...Yeah?"

>>40714709
"...I'd ask you to help but you're studying."

>>40714710

Do you not have a proper birthday?

>>40714710
Well I do get a Hearth's Warming break, but I'm headed home to spend it with my folks...
I do want to help though...

>>40714711
"Well, Chaomina would know but she's dead so... We decided we should celebrate my birthday on Christmas."

>>40714712
"Yeah but your studies come first. I'd feel awful if you spent your time here and end up failing or something."

>>40714713

Real odd.

>>40714714
"When I was born I didn't know what date even was so you can't blame me."

>>40714713
Well... How about this? After you close up shop tonight, I'll stay behind to play with you two and help you de-stress!

Last edited at Wed, Dec 10th, 2014 10:56

>>40714716
"..."

Your nose is promptly licked by the Amanda, followed by a rather tight hug.

>>40714715

How come?

>>40714718
"...I didn't know anything when I was born. Well... Made. It was weird."

>>40714717
>She giggles.
You two deserve plenty of playtime after all~!

>>40714719

...Huh. Really?

>>40714721
"Well yeah. I mean... I could talk and stuff but I didn't really know anything. Since, like... Chaomina took a cloned brain of some dead dragon girl and wiped her brain and that's how I was made."

>>40714720
"And you deserve plenty of cuddles from us in return."

>>40714694
>>40714694
*If nothing else happened to the Tails Ben doll yet, Icy jumps on it and grabs it.*

>>40714722

...Real odd. How's that even work?

>>40714724
"..."

She just shrugs.

"Chaomina was confusing. And evil."

>>40714722
Why don't you go tell Mandy the plan~?

>>40714725

Tell me about it.

>Happening, it is

>>40714728

???

>Weeeooo!

>A bright day in homespace, as if there ever couldn't be a bright day! There was a pastor smiling with his perfectly combed hair, on one side was Ritsu's friends. Miya, dressed with a bow in her hair of all places, her hair styled to cover her burns. Anami was in her own respectable kimono with her hair put up in a bun as well. Ida had arrived in very classy attire no dress however, Valentina was wearing her dress uniform with no ribbons or the like just the suit. Djinni had borrowed a dress from Ida, so she was looking particularly ball room gown-ish. Rock, the best man made a tiny whistle up by the altar, Miya then hopped behind him as the 2nd, and Valentina the 3rd. The music played lightly as Ritsu stepped out to await Kiddo at the altar. Where was Ritsu yesterday? Not getting a suit fit, not at a bachelorette party, she had been getting the most expensive and beautiful dress fit, hence the arguing with Val!
How do I do?
>She asked Rock, Rock replied with.
"Like a mountain of icecream."
>She stiffled a giggle.

>WHERES MY FLOWER GIRLS!~ :D

>>40714725
>That >>40714723 was supposed to be directed at your post as well >>40714695
:·¢

>Am I needed or can I go shoot aliens?

>>40714732

>>watch

>>40714733
>But the aliums won't shoot themselves

>>40714734

>So?

>>40714735
>I'M SORRY, I WASN'T AWARE THERE WAS ANOTHER COMMANDER TO THE XCOM PROJECT

>>40714733
>>40714732
>>40714734
>>40714735
>No aliums allowed at meh fuckin weddin!
>Shsssh! x3

Last edited at Wed, Dec 10th, 2014 11:14

>>40714737
>Do you accept psionics and people who amputated their limbs so they could sit in kickass robosuits?

>>40714730
>Kiddo was nervous as all fuck.

>Once again, she checked herself in the mirror, for the thousandth time today. Did she look okay?

Stunning.

>Kiddo clacked her teeth together, looking at them critically. Pearly whites, not a single blemish, wait was that a seed in her gums? No, just a speck on the mirror...

Honestly, dearie, you look perfect.

>Kiddo sighed deeply, trying to calm her nerves. What if it's gonna be a disaster? What if she's gonna trip on the way?

>What if Ritsu's gonna say "no"?

Will y'all stahp tha' manure? She luv's y'all an' gunna wed yer skinny ass in a hearbeat, sugercube. Tha' can't be scarier than them Moloch cirtters or Bit-boys!

>It totally was. But also so much more wonderful.

>Kiddo pushed herself off the sink and grabbed the bouquet Teton handed her. Then stepped out.

>The march started playing. [www.youtube.com]

>Kiddo took slow, tenative steps over the carpet, holding the bouquet of flowers before her chest tightly...

>>40714739
>Rock nudged Ritsu who was drifting off into space, huh oh. She turned to look at Kiddo walking down the isle, and she said under her breath.

Wow.
>Ritsu had seen quite a few things people could call cute, pretty, stunning, wonderful, mesmerizing, majestic. She'd be clearing two things off her list today...
>Witness something truly wonderful.
>Kiss the most beautiful woman in the entire world. Today was a day of matrimony and everyone around them could feel the love as it elated everyone in the entire area to have a smile they couldn't drop. Ritsu held a tear back as Kiddo came closer with each step.

>>40714739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bKK-KLDlm20#t=17

>>40714740
>Kiddo smiled from under the veil at Ritsu, blinking several times to stop them from being so misty...

Damn.

>Kiddo always thought Ritsu's one beautiful woman. And now, in that wonderful dress...

>Well, she was about to marry an angel straight from Heaven and she wasn't going to object. Her smile grew wider as she took step after step in her high heels towards the altar, looking at Ritsu all the time, not even wanting to blink to miss a second of this.

>>40714740
>>40714742
Meanwhile, Ammie and the Mandies seem to be enjoying themselves greatly. While they were appointed to be flower girls at the wedding, they didn't get the memo on exactly what a flower girl did.

While they were indeed wearing dresses similar to their mother, the rabbit girl and the two imps were simply using this as an oppertinity to throw colourful flower petals during the ceremony, with occasional handfuls being "accidentally" thrown at each other, all three of them a giggling, flower lobbing piles of silliness and cute.

>>40714742
>Once she came within reach, Ritsu reached out offering her hand to Kiddo. As if she was going to take her own yet another adventure, that was entirely true. All the things that ever happened to Kiddo, Ritsu made it a point to make sure she could forget those and have a life she most rightfully deserved. So as she offered her hand, she was not pulling her just to the altar, but into Ritsu's life, a new life for them to...just as Kiddo wanted. To grow old together, Ritsu had a tear from her eyes as she waited for her to take her hand.

>>40714743
>Hey, thats what flower girls do! ~


>The maids of honor and best man were giggling a little as they watched the girl plays. Ritsu couldn't be happier with the way things turned out. She loved those little girls just as Kiddo loved them, and nothing made her feel better than seeing Kiddo's family happy.

>Valentina kneeled down and said quietly.
Come, come. It is time to watch your mother be married.~
>She ushered them to come and stand with her.

>>40714744
>:3
The three eventually comply, but not before you find yourself receiving end of a stray handful of petals~

>>40714743
>>40714744
>>40714745
>Kiddo barely supressed a giggle, seeing Red the manticore (somehow stuffed into a tux) sneeze with surprising dignity after getting a faceful of petals. Ammie and Mandy and Amanda, the three children that Kiddo called her own and loved more than anything in the world, happily playing... her heart soared. Everyone she loved would share this day with her and Ritsu.

>Varmus, still a ridiculous reindeer, along with Billyfish and Teton, stood near the kids and Val - little Tesla scampered over to the three happy Chaoslings, everyone grinning happily.

>Kiddo took Ritsu's hand, as so many times before, lacing their fingers together as they always did and squeezed them. It was a promise and a vow. Always together, until the bitter end.

>She leaned in slightly and whispered something to her lover.
You look beautiful, dirt dart.

>Oh is this happening? It's happening!

>>40714747

>Yup. Dunno what to do.

>>40714745
>The little kitten snickered and hugged the three, she now had petals all over her fluffy ears. Her ears twitched and fluttered a bit, she tickled Ammie's nose with one of the petals before standing up and waiting for the wedding to commence.~

>>40714746
Not near as great as you Kiddo.~
>She said with a smirk as she took her other hand, smiling at her. For that moment before the pastor spoke it was just them, and in just a few moments it would be them as a family forever and ever. She clutched both of Kiddo's hand and then turned to see the pastor. He took a breath- Ahem

"Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous or boastful; it is not arrogant or rude. Love does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrong, but rejoices in the right. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends."

The steps you are about to take are the most important that two people in love can ever take, a union in holy matrimony as ordained by myself, with the power invested in me by the openministry.co.uk our 2 queens of Equestria.

Tainaka Ritsu, will you have this woman to be your wedded wife, to love her, comfort her, her children honor and keep her, and her children and forsaking all others, keep you only unto her, for so long as you both shall live?

I do. Always and forever.~

Kiddo, will you have this woman to be your wedded wife, to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, and forsaking all others, keep you only unto her, so long as you both shall live?

...~

>>40714748
>Lurk and watch?

>>40714749
>Kiddo smiled brightly at Ritsu, a stray tear falling from her happy eyes and rolling down her cheek, sparkling like a little diamond.

I do. And not even death gonna stop me.

>>40714750

>That.

>>40714752
><Boops>

>>40714746
>>40714749
Tesla would soon find herself snatched up into Mandy's arms while the rest simply enjoy the ceremony.

It's nice to see their mother happy.

>>40714753

>Why?

>>40714751
Now you take hands, and you already have. You now make a strong vow, both of you...to be wed in matrimony. To hold for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, as long as you both live.~

And now, for the rings for both the bride and bride.
>He said looking around for the two little flower girls with the rings. Valentina patted them and kissed them three on the cheek.

>>40714754
>Valentina gave them a little nudge to go give Ritsu her ring and Kiddo her's. ~

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>>40714755
>I heard if you boop over 30 people over 30 times each you become god.

>>40714757

>I'mma do dat.

>>40714758
>Do it filly

>>40714759

>I'm too busy, I've got an hour plus of straight cutscenes to watch. I just beat the gruelling journey that is MGS4.