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40721633 No. 40721633
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun #Woooo

On this day in history! The Mayflower landed at Plymouth!...sailed from Plymouth and landed at...Plymouth. How about that hurehehr.

The Donut Bar stands a little out of place and a little in the right place. In the bad center of town but everyone inside couldn't be happier. As thoughit had some sort of shield that kept it from the outside world and housed one in its own.

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
Varmus Dick Emporium. "If it hurts, its working."

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

MERRY CHRISTMAS
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>> No. 40721636
>You bumped too late.
>> No. 40721637
>>40721636
>2007 posts nerd!
>> No. 40721638
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>>40721633
>Varmus Dick Emporium. "If it hurts, its working."

>oh lawd XD
>> No. 40721639
>>40721637

>Not you! Varmus.
>> No. 40721640
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>>40721638
>"Try this one, I call it the light bulb. When you bend over it looks like your ass has a good idea."

>>40721639
>Lick
>> No. 40721641
>>40721640

y
>> No. 40721642
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>>40721640
>...I give that a 9/10, because it made me laugh.
>> No. 40721643
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>Varmus, look its me when you and raggsy talk on skype.

>>40721641
>IUnno

>>40721642
>That comic, goddamn
>> No. 40721644
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>Did someone say something about dragon dildos?
>> No. 40721645
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>>40721644
>That picture is more like /k/ than anythin
>> No. 40721646
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>>40721643
>Weaver can be pretty good sometimes
>> No. 40721647
>>40721645
>You're clearly not here long enough.

>This establishment was built over Varmus' Dragon dildos.
>> No. 40721648
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>>40721647
>That guy who tried to buy a sight from a company and they sent him a dildo.
>So he attached a fake dick to his gun and said "It wont hold zero for shit."

>>40721646
>Yessir
>> No. 40721649
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40721649
>Sorry for disappearing, I'll be back in about an hour.

>Or not. Who knows.

>Bai!
>> No. 40721650
>>40721648
>I'm not joking there's literally dragon dildos behind the plywood
>> No. 40721651
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>>40721648
>Anyway, want to do anything?
>> No. 40721652
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>>40721651
>> No. 40721653
>RP?
>> No. 40721654
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>Fluffy ears.
>> No. 40721655
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>Morning.
>> No. 40721656
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>>40721652
>You heard me
>do you want to RP?
>> No. 40721657
>>40721654
>>40721655
>Hey look, it's people I like!
>> No. 40721658
>>40721654
><fiddles with the fluff>
>>40721655
>Hey Dom!
>> No. 40721659
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>>40721654
>Woo!~

>>40721655
><3
>> No. 40721660
>>40721654
:D
>> No. 40721661
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>>40721657
>Heya'.

>>40721655
>Good morning.

>Slept well?

>>40721658
>> No. 40721662
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>>40721659
>Chains looks like he's in a pickle.

>>40721660
>Heya'.
>> No. 40721663
>>40721659
>>40721658
>>40721660

>Oh god, I forgotr!
>I like you guys too!
>>40721661
>That a new Dominos Pizza commercial technique?

>I'll take 20.
>> No. 40721664
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>>40721654
>>40721655
>Finally! You two!

>>40721659
>*hugs*

>ur awsum :3
>> No. 40721665
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>>40721657
>Hello!

>>40721658
><Eats>

>>40721659
>>40721659
>That pic. ALojz?

>>40721661
>I think so! Until the neighbors blasted mexican music.
>> No. 40721666
>>40721662
>Good evening :)
>> No. 40721667
>>40721664
>>40721665
>How do, guys?
>> No. 40721668
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>>40721662
>Akarin looks confused.

>Ever played with a modded game on accident? Its entertaining.

>>40721664
>Id kill anyone who said otherwise

>>40721665
>Das chains you nob
>> No. 40721669
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>>40721664
>It is I!
>> No. 40721670
>>40721668
>What is this? a gif for ants?
>> No. 40721671
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>>40721661
>...This has my 100% approval, because I love Domino's, and Mandy/Amanda is adorable.
>>40721665
>Nuh
>> No. 40721672
>>40721670
>That one guy at the party who reiterates the joke
>> No. 40721673
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>>40721667
>I had a dream agaiN!

>>40721668
>If I were to give your characters bank robbing nicknams.
>I'd named Ritsu Headband.
>Val Ears
>Miya Skirt
>Ida Glasses
>Anami Rose
>Ginny (cause I'm too stupid to spell it how it's meant to) Booty.
>> No. 40721674
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>>40721663
>It's motivation for Varmus while he's working.

>>40721665
>That's awful.

>>40721666
>What's up?

>>40721668
>Oh? What happened?

>>40721671
>I love how he just slides across the floor.
>> No. 40721675
>>40721672
>I'm sorry?
>>40721673
>Let me hear
>> No. 40721676
@solution with alethi

How the fuck is that a solution?
>> No. 40721677
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>>40721674
>Best kind of motivation
>> No. 40721678
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>>40721673
>Ginny-Booty
>Oh my sides

>>40721674
>I joined a jewel store heist and there were thousands upon thousands of bags, some under the map some floating in op cars, just gold outlines everywhere.

>>40721675
>I know you are but what am I?
>> No. 40721679
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>>40721674
>It's really just a great gif overall
>> No. 40721680
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>>40721668
>Oh yea? Yea?

>Eh, I could egg you on and say "you're not awesome" but why would I lie.

>>40721669
>Yayyyy~

>>40721674
>...you cruel QwQ








>SO

>Kiddo is in the Bar, drinking a beer and watching in mild amusement at Teton who's practicing knife tricks and knife throwing at a dartboard hanged on the wall. Billyfish is wiping the counter with a bored, thoughtful expression and Varmus just trotted in.

>Any takers?
>> No. 40721681
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>>40721671
>Yes. For I like the foods.

>>40721674
>It's fine. For tonight.
>They sombrero
>In hell.
>....
>Or their aunts house. Same place.

>>40721675
>I can't really remember.
>> No. 40721682
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>>40721678
>A very cool person!
>>40721680
"Trying to hurt yourself?"
Oh god it's this guy and he shaved poorly again.
>>40721681
>D:
>> No. 40721683
>>40721674
>Alga is studying hard.

>>40721676
>It'll maybe force Andrew to be honest with himself, as well as deal with a pony he's hurt in the past. An honest conversation could be a stepping stone toward both repairing their situation and helping Andrew feel better.
>> No. 40721684
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>>40721680
>Because I would
kill you


>Valentina is watching Teton throw knives, giggling when she misses.

Kiddo, I saw your wife talking to another gendarmerie. I sparred with her, she smells nice.
>> No. 40721685
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>>40721678
>That pic QwQ

>>40721680
>Why can't any of those ponies open their fucking eyes?
>Are they asian?
>Is this a racist slur towards Asians?
>Dammit Varmus.


>Kiddo would be tackled hugged by a flying reindeer
>> No. 40721686
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>>40721680
>d3 = 3 now has a Mandy gently nuzzling them.

>1 - Kiddo
>2 - Billyfish
>3 - Varmus
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>>40721682
Hah! I'm past that point now.

>Teton smirked at him, throwing a knife straight in the center of the dartboard without even looking. THUNK.

It's really like riding a bike. All I needed is to refresh my muscle memory!

>>40721684
>>40721685
>Only she barely misses at all, if by "missing" you mean "not getting center or close to center of the board". Damn, she's good.

>Kiddo nodded at Valentina.
Really? Tell me more, pussycat. C'mere-

>And then with a yelp, Kiddo was toppled over by a Dom-reindeer.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

>>40721686
>Varmus blinked and leaned down to nuzzle Mandy back with a huge grin.
Hello!
>> No. 40721688
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>>40721687
"... Huh. Well, count me impressed.

Never was good with throwing."
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>>40721687
>Valentina grinned watching her be attacked by Dom, she then giggled and continued watching Teton play darts with knives.
>> No. 40721690
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>>40721687
>Dom reindeer starts to lick her face, tail waggling like he was some sort of large breed of dog. Her face getting covered in slobber like he was one.
>> No. 40721691
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40721691
>So does someone wanna do something?
>> No. 40721692
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>>40721691
>Your face, really hard.
With my hands
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>>40721691
>Sure.
>> No. 40721694
>>40721691
>I was gonna say Andrew and Sweenie should have a chat but he left for a while...
>> No. 40721695
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>>40721692
>>40721693
>>40721694
>Oh god, so many good options o.o

I'll just put Andrew at the bar with a drink in hoof and see what happens :D
>> No. 40721696
>brb doge walking
>> No. 40721697
>>40721695
>Ok this time Alga sees him, looking up from her book and notes.
Huh? Andrew?
>> No. 40721698
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>>40721688
Thanks! I try. It's not that useful, but saved my hide a few times.

>>40721689
>Teton was currently sticking her tongue out of the corner of her mouth, playing with two knives in one hand, making them dance and slither around her palm and between her fingers like snakes. As silly and impractical as those little stunts were, it showed she controls them very well.

>She grinned at Valentina, taking her eyes off the rapidly moving knives.
Oh, hello there, ma chatte~! I'm almost back to my old level of skill with those-OUCH!

>She nicked her finger and stopped twirling the knives, one falling to the floor and stabbing into the floorboard with a thunk and the other balancing on her palm. She sighed, collected both knives with her other hand, and sucked on the cut with a bemused expression.
...Almost.

>>40721689
>>40721690
GAH WHAT THE ACTUAL-

>Oh good God the licking.
GBWAH! BAD DOG... horse... horned thing! Stop that!

>Kiddo tasted like soap, she showered recently. She also bit down on Dom's ear sharply, like a wold disciplining another.
Stop!
>> No. 40721699
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>>40721697
Andrew glances over. "Oh, hey."
>> No. 40721700
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>>40721698
>Dom gives a whine like a ...dog. you know how one acts when you bit their ear a bit.

Ow ow ow. How can you talk with your mouth full?

>Dom pulls away. it also sounded like Dom
>> No. 40721701
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>>40721700
Practice.

Hi Dom.

Get the fuck off me please.
>> No. 40721702
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>>40721687
"Hey." she says quietly, simply hugging you.
>> No. 40721703
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>>40721698
It may feel nice to hold all of those knives, but all those tricks meaning nothing if you cannot apply them correctly.
>She smiled and helped her bandage the little cut.
One blade should be all you will ever need, it should have a full tang, and fit perfectly in your hand.
>She retrieved her own bayonet and demonstrated some of the very same tricks, showed her how to balance and where to hold it when fighting.
Though remember the spots, and how long it takes to bleed out on each one..if you are seeking to kill with every strike..remember to file the tip a bit..you dont want to be stuck in a bone.

>>40721698
This looks like when Kiddo and I play fight..almost.
>Val said with a jealous look.
>> No. 40721704
>>40721699
Not often I see you here alone, especially around holidays.
>She notes the look on his face.
Is something the matter?
>> No. 40721705
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>>40721704
"Well last holiday my wife was dead and this holiday I feel dead."
>> No. 40721706
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>>40721701
>>40721703
Nah. I just wanna sit and lay here.

>Dom curls up into a ball on Kiddo.
>> No. 40721707
>>40721705
You what??
>She walks over, sitting down.
Did something happen??
>> No. 40721708
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>>40721703
>Teton giggled.
You know, I can't decide if it's cute or annoying when you teach me things I already know, my beloved Valentina.

>She winked.
Maybe I should find training knives and we'd spar, if you'd like that?

>>40721703
>>40721706
...

>Kiddo sighed, groaned and started scratching Dom's ears with a defeated chuckle.
I can see why you got a wife. You're cute.
>> No. 40721709
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>>40721702
...You alright, sweetie?

>Varmus sat down and nuzzled the top of Mandy's head, then kissed her forehead, hugging her with both forehooves.
>> No. 40721710
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>>40721695
Hey look, it's a massive humanoid that has a nifty hat!
>>40721698
"... Sheesh. Where'd you learn that?"
>> No. 40721711
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>>40721707
"I guess? I dunno. I've just been depresssed this week."
>> No. 40721712
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>>40721708
Remember what your wife says to me.
>She mimicked Anami.
A fool speaks, a sage listens..even if knowledge repeats itself it is no less useful than when you learn it.

I have already sparred, with a police officer.

>>40721708
Ooo Im telling Ritsu.~

Last edited at Thu, Dec 18th, 2014 11:59

>> No. 40721713
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>Greetings earthlings.
>> No. 40721714
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>>40721709
"Not too sure. Just been thinking about a few things. How about you?" she asks as Mandy happily hugs you back, nuzzling your chest with her cheek.
>> No. 40721715
>>40721711
Any idea what the cause is? Everything going on okay?
>> No. 40721716
>>40721715
"Kinda and kinda not..."
>> No. 40721717
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>>40721710
In fights, mostly. Why~?

>>40721712
...Since when is Anami my wife, dearie?

>She pouted.
Alright... maybe some other time, then? I enjoy sparring with you.

>>40721712
>Kiddo looked over at Valentina.
Oi, puss in boots. You wanna pick a fight with me?

>She snickered.

>>40721714
Not too sure, huh... Oh, no worries, I'm all okay. Finished decorating the house with Rarity for Hearthswarming...

>He pushed his muzzle againist Mandy's ear and snorted, knowing the weird feel of hot air blowing at her will tickle a little.
What things are weighing on the big heart of my favourite niece?
>> No. 40721718
>>40721716
>She gives a silent nod, trying to sound supportive.
Just been feeling depressed for a while?
>> No. 40721719
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>Oh look, Ground Zeros is out for PC now.

>And I've bought it.

>>40721717
"...You remember when I was separated from Ammie, don't you?"
>> No. 40721720
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>>40721717
Well, you are both my mothers..or treat me as your child.
>Valentina grinned with a little purr being happy as can be and as sweet as she was when they first met.
If you insist, lead me away to a sparring room!~

>>40721717
Teton already wants to fight me.
>Valentina frowned and stuck her tongue out.
Everyone wants to fight the kitten!
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>>40721717
"Beeeecause that's a damn impressive knife-throwing? Last guy I've seen who could do that was a Legionnaire."
>> No. 40721722
>>40721708
Hehehehe~~~~






>And BBL!

>This time I'm going out to something I want to go too! The movies!
>> No. 40721723
>>40721718
"Pretty much... just sometimes gets hard to deal with the things I set aside and try to ignore.."
>> No. 40721724
>>40721723
Is there anypony at all you can talk to about them...?
>> No. 40721725
>>40721723
>:C
>>40721710
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>Miya busted into the bar, and panted as she had been running. She then looked around and then tried to calm her breathing..
Woo.~
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>>40721719
>Awsum!

Yes, yes I do remember it, why?

>>40721720
>Teton smiled and pulled Valentina into a hug, nuzzling her cheek.
Proud mothers, don't you forget~ Je t'aime, ma chatte, don't you forget that! I know I'm awful at showing it sometimes.

And, well, we don't have to spar now if you're not in the mood. I don't wanna make you!

>>40721720
>>40721722
>Kiddo smirked, rolling Dom off herself and standing up.
Because kitten is fuckin' hardcore at fighting and back home you'd have the whole Iron Legion after you.

>>40721721
Hehe, compliments again? Next thing we know, you'll be asking me out for a coffee~

>>40721726
...Oi, squirt, you alright?

>Kiddo looked over concerned.
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>>40721727
"Try again when you succeed in that little plan of yours."
>> No. 40721729
>>40721724
"I dont like to talk aboaut them because I feel guilty and like shit for feeling the way I do about things...."
>> No. 40721730
>>40721729
>She softly pats his back.
Hey c'mon, I won't judge. I'm going to be a therapist after all. And trust me, ponies can get depressed about really silly or selfish things, but ignoring it is never going to solve anything.
>> No. 40721731
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>>40721727
Oh no, I should do something I have done nothing but laze around all morning and sleep on Pandora.

It is of no consequence, I am awful at showing my love as well.~

>>40721727
Well, I use my helmet as a weapon once.
>She shrugged her memory of fighting the mud came to rear, though she just giggled at the memory.

Would I have to stay on the run from them?~

>>40721727
>Miya fell over a couch and let out a little sigh.
WOo, tired, almost got in trouble~
>> No. 40721732
File 141893054174.jpg - (51.11KB , 700x618 , Silver-Flakes, Part of a Neutral Breakfast.jpg )
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>Afternoon
>> No. 40721733
>>40721732
>Butts
>> No. 40721734
>>40721730
"yeah but I dont think there's any solutions to it..."
>> No. 40721735
>>40721734
Well I'm listening either way, and I promise being honest will help you feel better.
>> No. 40721736
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>>40721734
>Hey, andrew, you missed me!
>> No. 40721737
File 141893072031.png - (411.29KB , 650x562 , like the corsetto.png )
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>>40721728
>She just shrugged.
So! What's up on your side?

>>40721731
>Teton kissed Valentina's nose and let go of the hug with a grin.
Where would you like to spar, then?

>>40721731
Heheh. Me too. And, well... those fuckheads just boot the road, puss, picking fights with strongest opponents they can find to prove they're better. Also bullyin' everything weaker than them. So they'd wanna kill you to see if they can.

I'd recommend guerilla tactics.

>>40721731
Trouble, eh? Come on, whaddya do? I won't rat you out.
>> No. 40721738
File 141893078716.gif - (0.98MB , 250x164 , kJDJsuK.gif )
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>>40721733
>Heya
>>40721737
>Hey V, rp?
>> No. 40721739
>>40721735
He just let out another long, contemplative sigh, and took a sip of his drink
>> No. 40721740
File 141893085746.png - (65.67KB , 312x243 , hands up!.png )
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>>40721738
>Hello, yes please!
>> No. 40721741
>>40721739
And of course, I swear to Celestia that I would never share anything you tell me in confidence with anyone else.
>> No. 40721742
File 141893089584.jpg - (95.97KB , 915x672 , WtdvXJv.jpg )
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>>40721740
>I was thinking time travel adventure or Silver taking V out to a nice lonesome spot :3
>> No. 40721743
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>>40721737
"Not much. Penny's getting what I assume is a cold, so I went and asked a gardener about what could pass as a cure for plants."
>> No. 40721744
File 141893105289.png - (479.48KB , 1173x1015 , I stole Tia's clothes~.png )
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>>40721742
>1d2 = 1 Odds, time adventure, evens, lonesome spot!

>>40721743
...Heheh. I suppose sleeping a lot and chicken soup won't be of much use. Would making her drink lotta orange juice considered cannibalism?
>> No. 40721745
File 141893111011.jpg - (28.57KB , 225x350 , 115458.jpg )
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>>40721737
>She wiggled her nose and meowed.
On the roof! Though are you sure you have the time ma mere?


>>40721737
Well Renata's brother comes to me and shoots and his gun does not shoot so he throws his helmet and I just..I was angry so I threw it back!

As for those fellows you say, they sound like marauders..I woudl enjoy Guerilla Tactics!

>>40721737
Nahhh I dont think I wanna.~
>> No. 40721746
File 141893113867.jpg - (59.42KB , 620x826 , It's Dangerous to Walkies Alone, Take This.jpg )
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>>40721744
>Well Silver was packed and ready to go!
>> No. 40721747
File 141893114455.jpg - (19.17KB , 225x350 , 70078.jpg )
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>>40721744
"She's been eating veggies before, and I don't think it disagrees with her system.

Maybe just a thing from home, but cannibalism causes... unsavory symptoms."
>> No. 40721748
>>40721741
He sighs again, his head lowering to rest on the counter as he stares ahead. "doesn't matter, its not gunna be changed"
>> No. 40721749
>>40721748
So you're just going to be depressed forever? I don't think your family will like that...

>She sighs softly.
Okay, how about you tell me all the things you've tried to feel better that haven't worked? I think we can stick alcohol onto the list, what else?
>> No. 40721750
>>40721749
he chuckled. "well with the sitaution im in i will be. and hopefully dulset will realize it soon herself
>> No. 40721751
>>40721750
H-hey, what in the world is that supposed to mean? C'mon, just explain this "situation" as best you can, okay?
>> No. 40721752
File 141893153406.jpg - (104.89KB , 454x422 , you're pretty shit.jpg )
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>>40721745
I'm a Timelord, Valentina DuPont! What kind of a silly question is that, my dear?

Roof sounds fun. Lead the way.

>>40721745
They're buncha assholes.

...Heh, Renata's brother?

>Kiddo shook her head.
If I were in her place, you'd be dead.

>>40721745
Hey, fuck you too for making me curious like that.

>Kiddo pouted.

>>40721746
You sure you wanna do this, Silver dear~? It might get wacky!

>>40721747
Prions, mister Jonah, prions.
>> No. 40721753
>>40721751
"i knew what i was getting into from the start. i was warned by others, even she herself, but i said none or thatg would matter.." he scoffed
>> No. 40721754
File 141893161684.jpg - (28.18KB , 337x473 , Teuda11052014_0000.jpg )
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>>40721752
"... Priwhat?
Sorry, my knowledge as a combat medic includes mostly stitching people together and telling them to wash their damn hands."
>> No. 40721755
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>>40721752
I took you on a date to revolution france and it ended with you taking my virginity, I can handle wacky because nothing is weirder than you in bed :3
>> No. 40721756
>>40721753
Oh no...
>She puts a hoof on his back.
Don't tell me... your marriage...?
>> No. 40721757
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>>40721752
Well I feel bad if I were to take you away from your silver.
>She said with a happy little grin.

>>40721752
Are mercenaries ever not? Well Excluding Major Hildegard's Krieger..they are respectable.~

Her husband as well.
>She then pet Kiddo and nuzzled her like the animal she was.

>>40721752
Ehh ya know just beein Meeee-ya.hehe Joke.~
>> No. 40721758
>>40721756
"i love her and i love being with her, but the struggles and sacrafices are hard..."
>> No. 40721759
>>40721758
Want to talk about them...?
>> No. 40721760
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>>40721754
Long story short, cannibalism hurts your brain.

>>40721755
...I'm weird in bed? B-but I'm not even into any weird stuff...

>Teton hugged herself, feeling uncertain.

>>40721757
>She smiled faintly.
...My Silver. Hehe... Don't worry. I can make time for you both.

>She smiled suddenly.
Almost forgot about training knives! Meet me on the roof!

>She bolted to the Tardis.

>>40721757
>Kiddo closed her eyes.
Murr.

I hate mercs. Ida and her dead men walkin' aren't really mercs in my opinion though.

>>40721757
>Kiddo snorted.
Oh wow. That pun, dammit.
>> No. 40721761
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>>40721759
"No. I'm already so done with talking."
>> No. 40721762
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>>40721760
"... Huh.

All I knew is that if it's sweet and your arms are shaking, you need to stop eating."
>> No. 40721763
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>>40721760
>Hugs her into his arms
...A bit. Not kinky stuff, but you don't put on any airs and just let everything you feel and want and love shine through...it's really nice for a change~
>> No. 40721764
>>40721761
>She raises her hooves disarmingly.
Alright, I understand. But now we sort of know the problem, don't we?
>> No. 40721765
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>>40721760
If you insist madame.
>Valentian shrugged with a happy smile and went outside to hop up onto the bar roof.

>>40721760
>She nuzzled and then pulled Kiddo on outside with her, onto the bar roof.

So what do you consider Ida and her Troops to be?

>>40721760
>Miya had followed them, though she lagged a bit being tired.
I make good puns..and pranks. I put viagra in Seras's drink yesterday.
>> No. 40721766
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>>40721762
Yeppers!

So.

>>40721763
>Teton smiled faintly at that.
...That was really sweet, saying that.

>She suddenly walked over to Silver and kissed his cheek.
Thank you.

So!

>She stood up and spun around.
Random jump? Maybe you have something in mind?
>> No. 40721767
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>>40721764
"I know just what the specifics are... if I could do soemthing about them, I would."
>> No. 40721768
File 141893255117.jpg - (29.59KB , 426x464 , Teuda11052014_0003.jpg )
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>>40721766
"Ball's in your court, dear."
>> No. 40721769
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>>40721766
I do have something in mind but it's not a location. It IS a secret however.
>He shyly brushed back the hair drooping down the scarred half of his face, giving her a cheeky yet ever so slightly nervous smile to her.
>> No. 40721770
>>40721767
You have to do something about it though... You can't just be like this forever. You need to seek help from somepony.
>> No. 40721771
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>>40721770
"There's nothing I or anyone can do to help. Just give it another day or so and it'll go back down...."

Last edited at Thu, Dec 18th, 2014 12:58

>> No. 40721772
>>40721771
In that case... can you promise that if you don't feel better soon, you'll ask somepony for help?
>> No. 40721773
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>>40721772
"Nope" He smirked
>> No. 40721774
>>40721773
>She gives a sigh and a soft smile.
Fine. I'll just have to check in on you once in a while.
>> No. 40721775
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>>40721765
More independent soldiers than regular grunts, Val.

>Kiddo helped Miya up on the roof.
Snrrrrrkpffhahah. Oh you wonderful little shit.

>Teton flew up on the roof a few moments later, carrying a practice knife resembling closely Val's bayonet and a practice knife for herself, resembling a Bowie knife.

Ready?

>>40721769
...Okay. But you still need to tell me where to go, dear.
>> No. 40721776
>>40721774
"Okay...."
>> No. 40721777
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>>40721775
Ahh Oui, I understand. I have considered joining her for her first deployment.
>She removed her coat and handed it to Kiddo to use as a blanket if she wanted. Miya giggled.
Yeah, it was awesome.~

>Valentina retrieved the fake bayonet, and balancing it on her finger a moment before flipping it up and getting the right grip on it.
Oui ma mere.~
>> No. 40721778
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>>40721775
To hell you bitch
Random!
>Picks her up, or tries to. She's too heavy. He dropped her.
>> No. 40721779
File 141893367704.gif - (0.98MB , 500x225 , Sleipner came from somewhere.gif )
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>Lurking
>> No. 40721780
>>40721779
>hey
>> No. 40721781
>>40721776
Who knows, maybe you'll be cured by the Hearth's Warming fire of friendship or something~!
>> No. 40721782
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>>40721781
"mhmm, im sure i got plenty of stuff coming to me this year." he rolled his eyes
>> No. 40721783
>>40721782
Alright, I'd better get back to studying, but keep in touch, okay?
>> No. 40721784
>>40721783
"Sure..."
and then he goes home

Last edited at Thu, Dec 18th, 2014 13:22

>> No. 40721785
>>40721780
>Hello
>> No. 40721786
File 141893422692.png - (130.73KB , 232x339 , WHERE YOU'VE BEEN RITSU.png )
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>>40721768
Hah, you learn fast, good!

Let's throw you a curveball, then. I got nothing.

>>40721777
Really now? Huh.

Actually, I was meaning to ask... you ever considered training rookies?

Shush, Kiddo! You'll talk later~!

>Teton gave her knife a few twirls to get a feel for the balance, smiled, and dropped down in a combat position, wings tight againist her back, crouched and hunched forward slightly, curled up like a coiled spring. She had the knife in her right hand in an undergrip, holding it slightly forward in a bent arm, the other hand resting close to her chin on her chest, ready to intercept and assist.
Voulez-vous danser, ma dame?
>> No. 40721787
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>>40721786
"... That's new.

Two seconds, let me think of something."
>> No. 40721788
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>>40721787
Mmmmmmmmm... And time's up~!
>> No. 40721789
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>>40721788
He suddenly snaps his fingers.
"Remember when you made me shove marshmallows in my mouth?"
>> No. 40721790
File 141893450299.png - (57.55KB , 355x535 , fuck yo shit.png )
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>>40721789
Yes~?
>> No. 40721791
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>>40721786
Oui, you know it is hard for someone like myself to stay from combat, though I will worry Ary tooo much.

Training them? Hmmm, I suppse some of the tactics I learned in Force Recon would assist the Kriegers.

>Valentina said nothing in response she turned from Kiddo with her blade angled down, resuming her normal combat stance with her tail staying still, she inched closer to Teton, and tossed a Feint at her using her body language to mimic a strike.
>> No. 40721792
File 141893456157.jpg - (28.18KB , 337x473 , Teuda11052014_0000.jpg )
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>>40721790
"How many can YOU put in YOUR mouth?"
>> No. 40721794
File 141893484513.gif - (774.91KB , 500x500 , Sona.gif )
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>>40721793
>I bet that tastes purple...
>> No. 40721795
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>>40721786
>>40721778
>I wasnt aware any of my soraka pics were nsfw but learn something new every day :I
>> No. 40721796
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>>40721794
>Purple Powah!
>> No. 40721797
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>>40721791
Shaddap Tits, I do what I want. Yeah, training. You'd get as close to actual combat as you can while being safe for Ary and your skills will be invaluable to keep the rookies alive.

Teton twitched at her feint, then smiled with her eyes alone. She started whistling an old tune [youtu.be], swaying a little and waiting for Val to come.

>>40721792
Let's grab a pack and find out!

>>40721778
>>40721795
>Jeez, I'd swear I answered to this one O_o

>Sorry.

>Teton grinned maniacally and started dancing around the control console.
Random it is! It's gonna be bumpy, wheeee~!

>The Tardis started to erratically bump and shiver.
>> No. 40721798
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>>40721797
.......Are we going to die?
>He said curling up a bit into himself and leaning into her, always paranoid about what may happen
>> No. 40721799
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>>40721797
"Want me to get you something to wash it down with afterwards?" he asked, walking to the kitchen.
>> No. 40721800
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>>40721798
Not on my watch, Silver!

>Tardis suddenly hurled, sending Silver flying face first into Teton's bosom.
Ooof!

...We're here. But where's here~?

>>40721799
Water!
>> No. 40721801
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>>40721800
>He said something but it was muffled into her breasts
...
>Slight nuzzle
...
>He wasn't in a rush to get out of it
>> No. 40721802
File 141893553984.jpg - (29.59KB , 426x464 , Teuda11052014_0003.jpg )
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>>40721800
He eventually came back with a packet of marshmllows and a half-liter bottle of water.
"There we go."
>> No. 40721803
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>>40721801
>Nnnnnnnnnnnnf dat Soraka ^//////^

...Hehe, there'll be plenty time for that later. Now get off my tits and let's get out!
>> No. 40721804
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>>40721803
>I knbew these would keep yur attention :o

>He sits up and coughs
I said a bad anime...and sure, lets.
>He stood up, antsily hopping a bit on his tippy-hooves near the exit before opening the door
>> No. 40721805
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>>40721797
I see your point, but who would I train? I cannot work for the army unless I was contracted. The Kriegers are already exemplary at the type of combat I am trained in.

>The twitched was all she needed, she dashed forward, a leg between Tetons and hooked it. She staggered Teton and tabbed her chest with the sparring tool.
So what made you decide to use blades Teton?

>Valentina stepped back to ready for Teton as it was now Teton's turn to attack, she took of the wrist Pda and set it down next to Miya, Pebble appeared and switched to a radio station.
(98 X you heard it hear!)
"Play this song for my wife, or else the police will raid the station."
>Was heard over the radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhYr1Dc6u-c
>> No. 40721806
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>>40721802
You'll have to help me with the few last ones~

>She started shoveling marshmallows in her mouth. 1d20+5 = 8 go in!

>>40721804
>Amd they arrive iiiiiiiiiiin...
>1 Unicornia, in the middle of the royal ball!
>2 In the middle of the Return of Nightmare Moon!
>3 Foundation of Canterlot!
>4 Crystal Empire during Sombra's reign!
>5 you think up something!
1d5 = 2

>>40721805
>If this post is odds, then Teton grabs Val's wrist before she manages to connect the stab, pulling and twisting, overextending her and marking a slice at Val's neck artery.

Whaddya mean, my dear kitten?
>> No. 40721807
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>>40721806
....Oh wow cool......I'm obliged to stop the Elements of Harmony though....
>> No. 40721808
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>>40721806
He chuckles.
"twenty one to go."
>> No. 40721809
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>>40721806
The last we sparred you used your axes but now you choose blades. Im curious as to why.

>She said, Tetons strike fell short which opened up for Val, she hooked her blade around her underarm and used this to push Teton back so they could plan their next strikes.
>> No. 40721810
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>>40721807
Stop them? Why?

>>40721808
>She pointed at the marshmallow pack, at Jonah, and at her mouth.

>Then waggled her eyebrows.

>>40721809
I'm way better at axes than knives, but once, in another life, I was an absolute terror with knives. I wanted to remind myself how to use them. Better to be versatile, non?

>Teton took a step forward, marking a quick slice at Val's eyes to make her dodge, pushing another half a step with an elbow strike from her knife hand in the same motion, aiming at Val's temple. She dropped her knife to her other hand, already waiting for it, and stabbed at Val's throat.
>> No. 40721811
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>>40721810
She gets a chuckle,as he gets the bag ready.
"Open wide."
>> No. 40721812
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>>40721810
I do see your point now, I forget that you lived so much.

>>She watched her hands as always, Val was flexible and could miss the one at her eyes. Her strike at the temple was blocked with a swift forearm though the one at her neck connected. Valentina then spun her blade to face up and turned her forearm, against Tetons chest and poked at her tummy. Tossing her off again, she then charged at her and slashed down at her leg placed in front of her.
>> No. 40721813
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>>40721810
My family worships Nightmare Moon and Rokkir D:
Although if Nightmare Moon was never stopped, she'd take over Equestria. The Commissariat would head her army. My father would never have overcome his past and remained a loyal soldier. I never would have been born. And the whole world would be ruined....maybe we should go somewhere else :o
>> No. 40721814
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>>40721811
>She did!

>>40721812
>Teton smiled, making a surprisingly fast sidestep to the right and another step to the front, twisting to keep facing Valentina and, with her left hand, she grabbed her shoulder and pulled, making a stab along her inner arm, marking slicing her artery open.
In one of past lives, war was my everything.

>>40721813
Or, dearie, we can go the other way and enjoy the nice night while you are smart and not interrupt.
>> No. 40721815
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>>40721814
....Why not just go to any other night then? At least we'd be able to get service without everyone freaking out.
>Boops her nose
>> No. 40721816
File 141893860464.jpg - (19.17KB , 225x350 , 70078.jpg )
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>>40721814
He managed to cram 2d5+3 = 9 more in, before getting stuck at the next one.
"... So I have the bigger mouth. Who knew?"
>> No. 40721817
File 141893867902.png - (382.75KB , 593x654 , 567804.png )
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>>40721814
Sounds like an interesting life.

>She dropped her arm before she made the slice any farther, would of saved her from bleeding out should it be a real fight. She tossed the blade to her other hand and turned her body to make a wide arm, up from Tetons Stonach and between her breasts.
Hehe.
>> No. 40721818
File 141893919246.png - (71.21KB , 199x308 , oil painting.png )
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>>40721815
Touche, I guess... One day later? Come on.

>>40721816
Gnnnbwlh.

>Teton replied, then nodded to herself, spitting out half of the gooey white stuff in her hands.

>>40721817
Ahh, f-

>She threw herself back, bridging. The slice connected with just the tip, in a real fight, it'd kill her clothes and make a nasty, bleeding gash, but nothing life threatening. Continuing the move, Teton handstanded, making a vicious kick at Val's knife hand, intending to disarm her, and flipped, landing on her hooves again.
Interesting's one word for it! I went as The Scourge back then. My body was built for war perfectly.
>> No. 40721819
File 141893929225.jpg - (29.59KB , 426x464 , Teuda11052014_0003.jpg )
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>>40721818
He stared, before chuckling to himself and handing her the water.
>> No. 40721820
File 141893932725.jpg - (391.78KB , 1280x1448 , _Where Light and Dark Meet.jpg )
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>>40721818
...Well the problem is one day later is just...what? A random normal day? I wanted an adventure. If I wanted to stroll through Ponyville in the Summer I'd accept visiting my cousin's place for once.
>> No. 40721821
File 141893947987.gif - (1.99MB , 380x315 , cats.gif )
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>> No. 40721822
>>40721821
>Kitty floooood!
>> No. 40721823
File 141893964904.jpg - (75.34KB , 600x561 , grumpycat 2.jpg )
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>>40721822

>Yes.
>> No. 40721824
>Finished all my chiptunes! :D
>> No. 40721825
>>40721824

>Great!
>> No. 40721826
>>40721824
:D
>> No. 40721827
>>40721825

>So that's something I don't have to worry about anymore!

>Woo!
>> No. 40721828
>>40721823
>Ebul card!
>> No. 40721829
>>40721827

:D
>> No. 40721830
>>40721826
>>40721829

>What are you guys up to?
>> No. 40721831
>>40721830
>I just got out of the shower
>> No. 40721832
File 141893988449.png - (143.53KB , 578x922 , dude, WHAT.png )
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>>40721819
Bleeeeeh... I'm gonna spit this, not swallow.

>She dumped the marshmallows in the bin and washed her hands, then took the water and drank a few sips.

>>40721820
>Teton pouted.
You know, you're nitpicking a lot.
>> No. 40721833
>>40721830

>Nothing.
>> No. 40721834
File 141893989815.jpg - (61.29KB , 489x629 , 1417217113784.jpg )
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>Good day, Donut Bar.
>> No. 40721835
>>40721834

>WORST GIRL
>> No. 40721836
File 141893994762.jpg - (27.27KB , 538x692 , 162298-hei_animestocks_com__117_super.jpg )
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>>40721832
"... I swear to god, there's just an innuendo in the making there."
>> No. 40721837
>>40721831

>Ah see.

>>40721833

>Same here. Why is TV so shit nowadays?
>> No. 40721838
>>40721837

>All entertainment is pretty shit these days. Luckily my backlog of literally everything is never, ever going to run out.
>> No. 40721839
File 141894005480.jpg - (214.17KB , 700x700 , 1417290847021.jpg )
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>>40721835
>...Noted.
>> No. 40721840
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>>40721818
>She made a little squeak as she hurt the little kitties hand, she then watched her blade twirl in the air and then caught it when it fell, Tapping Teton on her forehead.~ A good sparring session~

The scourge? Reminds me of the nickname the enemy once gave me.~

>>40721834
>Wehrmacht Medal
>Luftwaffe wings
What the shit
>> No. 40721841
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>>40721834
>FOR DA EMPRAH
>> No. 40721842
>>40721838

>That is true.

>Well, there are shows I like, but I never watch them live.
>> No. 40721843
>>40721839

>Nazi Asuka worst Asuka
>> No. 40721844
>>40721842

>Like?
>> No. 40721845
File 141894017948.jpg - (62.30KB , 350x337 , American Criminal Lunatic.jpg )
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>>40721840
>>40721834
>> No. 40721846
>>40721843
>She's already a nazi to begin with
>> No. 40721847
>>40721837
>I want to hear your chippy toons.
>> No. 40721848
>>40721846

>Asuka was always a Nazi?
>> No. 40721849
File 141894032459.png - (312.45KB , 412x695 , 1417216950709.png )
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>>40721840
>Never expect people involved in art or media to do their research. I myself am more interested in the look of the uniform than the meaning of all the pins and medals, so I am spared from being unable to appreciate pictures of girls in uniform.

>>40721841
>WOOO!

>>40721843
>>40721846
>>40721848
>And I'm not going to pretend I know what you two are talking about.
>> No. 40721850
File 141894037504.jpg - (134.95KB , 1632x1224 , 20120221_213743.jpg )
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>I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE NAZIS

>PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ANY NON-STROHEIM NAZIS
>> No. 40721851
>>40721850
>Lets all conform now
>> No. 40721852
>>40721844

>Doctor Who, Legend Of Korra, Mock the Week, Peaky Blinders, Game Of Thrones...

>>40721847

>Well, I'm uploading one a day to soundcloud in the run up to christmas.

https://soundcloud.com/liam-mcneaney/tracks
>> No. 40721853
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>>40721851
>No seriously unless it's this guy I don't wanna
>> No. 40721854
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>>40721849

>Asuka!
>One of the most easily hateable bitches ever. Making her a Nazi just makes it too easy!
>> No. 40721855
>>40721854
>This guy gets it
>> No. 40721856
>>40721852

>I stopped watching Who ages ago... Everything else I never saw :D
>> No. 40721857
>>40721856

>You ever watch the Chase?
>> No. 40721858
File 141894055899.jpg - (54.07KB , 380x445 , that look.jpg )
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>>40721836
In the making? I think I couldn't lay it on thicker if I wanted.

>>40721840
The Slaughter, yes. I am aware.

>Teton took Valentina's hurt hand and kissed it affectionately.
Sorry. Not too hard, I hope...?
>> No. 40721859
File 141894062694.jpg - (19.17KB , 225x350 , 70078.jpg )
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>>40721858
Blink.
Bliiiink.

"... Either my mind's in the gutter or you just did.
Ball's back in your court."
>> No. 40721860
File 141894066981.png - (169.97KB , 544x700 , Usuka.png )
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>>40721855

>Usuka a best

>>40721857

>I think I caught it every now and then.
>Mostly when dropping by my grandparents' :D
>> No. 40721861
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>>40721832
I'm very very picky about things. You should have realized when I poke you to fall in love with :3
>> No. 40721862
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>>40721858
Just caught me off guard is all.
>She said smiling and tickling under Teton's chin.
>> No. 40721863
>>40721860

>I love The Chase
>> No. 40721864
File 141894074793.gif - (1.94MB , 500x230 , pointless.gif )
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>>40721863

>Shows like that aren't really my thing.
>> No. 40721865
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>>40721854
>Once more, noted!

>But moving on, Do any of you wish to RP?
>> No. 40721866
>>40721864

>Ooh, saved!
>> No. 40721867
>>40721865
>Oh yeah you. I was looking for you. The new Civ game sucks right?
>> No. 40721868
>>40721865

>...Is that Sakuyazi?
>> No. 40721869
>>40721866

>Perfect for pointless posts :3
>> No. 40721870
File 141894093034.png - (1.01MB , 1024x701 , Ohwait I Know Who That Chick Is Now.png )
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>>40721867
>Damn right it does, just stick to V.

>>40721868
>I wouldn't know! D:
>> No. 40721871
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>> No. 40721872
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>>40721849
>Militarism has its points, one of them being dog and pony shows. Ususally countries with fancy dress uniforms exalt military functions. Like Germany for example.
>> No. 40721873
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>>40721871
>... I think that 'gun safety' is a term that's needed here.
>> No. 40721874
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>>40721859
It is. So, did you enjoy sticking fingers in my mouth?

>>40721861
True enough. So, mister comfortable adventure, I guess this jump is a bust! Let's go back to the Tardis and try again.

>>40721862
>She giggled and riposted with scratching behind Val's mangled ear.
Let's get back to the Bar and I'll make you a nice cold compress.
>> No. 40721875
File 141894117518.jpg - (427.05KB , 724x1024 , carbine.jpg )
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>>40721873
> Did you know American soldiers used to put condoms over their weapons' barrels to keep them clear?
>> No. 40721876
File 141894121833.jpg - (54.07KB , 380x445 , that look.jpg )
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>>40721875
>Oooh, a new person.
>> No. 40721877
>>40721874
>She whined a little as petting her mangled ear took finesse, she purred though.
Merci.
>She nuzzled Kiddo and woke up Miya.~

>>40721875
>In nam when they woudl drop boxes of extra large condoms on the nva. hehe
>> No. 40721878
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>>40721874
>He climbed up onto her
lets.
>> No. 40721879
File 141894127064.jpg - (28.18KB , 337x473 , Teuda11052014_0000.jpg )
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>>40721874
"... Is... it supposed to be enjoyable?"
>>40721875
>I wouldn't know, because I'm Israeli and therefore only know how Israeli deal with their gun.
>> No. 40721880
File 141894136409.jpg - (515.15KB , 733x957 , 1417291635250.jpg )
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>>40721872
>Makes sense!

>>40721878
>Also, is Endless Legend worth getting?
>> No. 40721881
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>>40721876
> I wouldn't really say that, but howdy anyways.

>>40721879
> Is it wrong that I immediately pictured a sight done up in the shape of a Menora?

>>40721877
> Which were also good for dealing with the hookers there.
>> No. 40721882
File 141894140447.jpg - (30.06KB , 370x400 , 141466620956.jpg )
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>>40721880
>Incredibly so. Wish my computer wasn't so sucky that I had to run it on such a low resolution.
>> No. 40721883
>>40721881
>Yes. You horrible racist.
>It's Hanukkah. S'only natural.
>> No. 40721884
File 141894145163.gif - (422.19KB , 300x173 , When something tickles my funnybone.gif )
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>>40721881
>That sight would give a new meaning to "light them up"...
>> No. 40721885
File 141894145152.jpg - (153.06KB , 800x633 , 359086284.jpg )
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>>40721881
>oh hello again
>> No. 40721886
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>>40721881
>Careful, you might trigger link.
>> No. 40721887
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>>40721882
>Good to know, I'll be sure to pick it up with some of the christmas money I'll be getting from my father.
>> No. 40721888
>>40721886
>How dare you I'm triggered by the word trigger
>> No. 40721889
File 141894156282.jpg - (30.06KB , 370x400 , 141466620956.jpg )
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>>40721887
>I just got my money today. Trying to figure out what to get. Half the big games Ive been wantign that I check out seem to suck :I
>> No. 40721890
File 141894164320.jpg - (407.75KB , 675x1024 , rappel.jpg )
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>>40721883
> At least it's more practical than something like a tree, or a star. Or whatever.

>>40721884
> And no self respecting anti-semite would ever steal a weapon. Win win.

>>40721886
> Nah, Link's a good buddy.

>>40721885
> A
>> No. 40721891
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>>40721884
>> No. 40721892
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>>40721890
>What's up?
>> No. 40721893
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>>40721890
>>40721891

>srsly tho Val here could tell you that our guns are pretty coo
>> No. 40721894
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>>40721877
>Kiddo smiled and showed Teton how you should pet poor Val's mangled ear properly.

...Did Miya seriously fall asleep during this?

>>40721878
>She grumbled and walked with him back to the Tardis.
Rassumfrassumrassum...

>>40721879
Nice deflection, yet I ask again.

>>40721881
>Ah. So I've thought. Hello, Gray.
>> No. 40721895
File 141894174371.gif - (141.49KB , 300x199 , Wrex laughing.gif )
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>>40721891
>> No. 40721896
File 141894176215.jpg - (474.50KB , 850x531 , A Big Gun For A Little Girl.jpg )
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>>40721889
>Well then buy the other half and save the rest for when you run into something else that doesn't suck.
>> No. 40721897
File 141894177442.jpg - (299.50KB , 1280x852 , 1417070846790.jpg )
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>>40721893
>Only like the Galil Imi .308 et 5.56
>The Tavor can go fuck itself

Last edited at Thu, Dec 18th, 2014 15:30

>> No. 40721898
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>>40721894
>Licks her cheek
Meow meow meow....or something. Where we gonna go now?~
>>40721896
>Im trying to figure out what is and isn't worth it currently
>> No. 40721899
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>>40721892
> Testing the waters in many respects!

>>40721894
> Please don't eat me.

>>40721893
>>40721897
> Tavor had an interesting aesthetic, though I'll admit it could use some work.
>> No. 40721900
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>>40721898
>Ah, I see then.
>> No. 40721901
File 141894185358.jpg - (19.17KB , 225x350 , 70078.jpg )
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>>40721894
"...

yes. "
>>40721897
>It's funny because I nicknamed one of my XCOM soldiers "Tavor" because he's purdy gud at shootan
>> No. 40721902
File 141894187461.jpg - (30.06KB , 370x400 , 141466620956.jpg )
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>>40721899
>Such as? :o
>> No. 40721903
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>>40721894
She must be tired, she looked as though she had ran very far and very long.

>Val nearly fell over on Kiddo because of the pets.

>>40721899
>>40721901

>Jewwvoreee
>> No. 40721904
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>>40721903
>> No. 40721905
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>>40721902
> Well, I'm here, and was also doing a thing with the Oculus. Mech simulator thing. Cool stuff.

>>40721903
> I don't think I'm familiar with that word!
>> No. 40721906
>>40721905
>I was just making fun of the Tavor.
>> No. 40721907
File 141894214668.png - (1.35MB , 2000x1600 , bananas!.png )
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>>40721898
Dunno. Somewhere. Random. That's the point of a random jump, you know.

>Ooooh, Silver made her grumpy.

>>40721899
>I am disinterested in cannibalism!

>>40721901
Thought so!

Peeeeerv.

>>40721903
I wonder what squirt did.

Heh.

>Teton watched intently and took notes.
>> No. 40721908
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>>40721905
>oh I've heard a few things about Occulus. Heard TF2 is intense on it.
>>40721907
....That's so cute of you to do!
>> No. 40721909
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>>40721907
"Be glad you got so far today."
>> No. 40721910
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>>40721907
> 'Twas a reference to the very first thing Sky said to Billy, like, forever ago.

> But is also somewhat fitting, I suppose.

> Either way, that is a relief.

>>40721908
> It is indeed.
> I...think I told you that.
>> No. 40721911
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>>40721907
Probably broke the law and ran from Ritsu.
>Valentina said snickering as if this were a common occurrence.
Or ditched Axel.
>> No. 40721912
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>>40721910
>Oh. Ooooh. I had a feeling it was you but wasn't sure. Hello :o
>> No. 40721913
File 141894235452.png - (775.17KB , 796x1220 , Vindicate.png )
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>>40721912
> Hewwo.
>> No. 40721914
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>>40721910
>>40721912
>...Meanwhile I was content to just think of the lad as a newcomer.
>> No. 40721915
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>>40721914
>Heh that episode..science.
>> No. 40721916
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>>40721914
> Blame Varmus.
>> No. 40721917
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>>40721915
>Science, the bestest thing of all!
>> No. 40721918
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>>40721913
>>40721914
>>40721916
>Blame Varmus is what I naturally do.
>> No. 40721919
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>>40721908
Hm?

>They got in and she dumped Silver down on a chair with little ceremony.

>>40721909
It's you who's falling down, not me~

>>40721910
>I admit to not remembering that one.

>>40721911
That kid needs fuckin' discipline...
>> No. 40721920
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>>40721916
>>40721918
>Understood!
>> No. 40721921
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>>40721919
Who, Axel? Why do you say this madame capitaine?
>> No. 40721922
File 141894264951.jpg - (19.17KB , 225x350 , 70078.jpg )
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>>40721919
"Says the lady who's been spending the last three days telling me I want to fuck horses."
>> No. 40721923
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>>40721919
You're cute when you're upset...also you're upset. That makes me worry...
>> No. 40721924
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>>40721918
> I have a good memory.

> Not by choice, mind you.

>>40721920
> Vunderbar.
>> No. 40721925
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>Deutsche Thread?
>Deutsche Thread.
>> No. 40721926
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>>40721925
> nein
>> No. 40721927
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>>40721925
>NO
>> No. 40721928
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>>40721925
>I have no quarrels with this new arrangement!
>> No. 40721929
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>>40721925
>Wat?
>>40721924
>I do too compared to most people I know. I like it overall.
>> No. 40721930
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>>40721925

>Das ist gut.
>> No. 40721931
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>>40721929
> Has its ups and downs. Depends on my mood.
>> No. 40721932
File 141894296065.gif - (140.31KB , 500x500 , 5252525253.gif )
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>>40721928
>>40721929
>>40721926
>>40721927
>>40721930
>Zu Spat! Drang nach Osten Zeit!
>> No. 40721933
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>>40721932
> verdammt
>> No. 40721934
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>>40721933
>> No. 40721935
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>>40721921
Miya, not Axel.

>Kiddo chuckled.

>>40721922
Yes, I'm happily pushing you down~!

>>40721923
Mhm.

>Teton started operating the Tardis controls.
>> No. 40721936
File 141894308274.jpg - (47.67KB , 550x450 , 1417290730530.jpg )
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>>40721932
>> No. 40721937
>>40721932

>Nein. mach das nicht. :c
>> No. 40721938
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>>40721935
I am sure the militarie will do a wonderful job of that.~
>> No. 40721939
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>>40721935
"I have a feeling this will backfire somehow."
>> No. 40721940
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>>40721937
>>40721936
>Fine fine, other vay round it iz then!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bckq2CPj0As
>> No. 40721941
File 141894317715.png - (97.12KB , 696x838 , _Silver.png )
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>>40721935
....
>He puts a hoof over her hand
No...whats wrong?
>> No. 40721942
>>40721940

>Pfft! Du kannst nicht das machen. Du bist nicht stark genug :3
>> No. 40721943
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>>40721940
>...And now I'm lost.
>> No. 40721944
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>>40721942
>*drops V2 on your characters >>40721935 *


>>40721943
He said to not invade the East (Osten), I replied with "Flight to London" (West)
>...you get sent to Eastern Front tho.
>> No. 40721945
File 141894368555.jpg - (903.54KB , 2480x1374 , 1417291499889.jpg )
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>>40721944
>...Right then. I'll be sure to pack my winter gear.
>> No. 40721946
File 141894377857.png - (528.95KB , 850x1350 , thousand nights.png )
40721946
>Okay peeps, I've just lost a longpost because everything crashed and the level of nazi fetishism in thread is getting way too high for me to ignore it, so I think this is where I go take a break. Be back later.
>> No. 40721947
>>40721944

>*Drops firebombs on your cities*
>> No. 40721948
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>>40721946
>ur sleepink on ze floor
>> No. 40721949
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>>40721947
>> No. 40721950
>>40721949

>Don't start something you can't finish~
>> No. 40721951
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>>40721946
>...And then I felt like shit.
>> No. 40721952
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>>40721950
>> No. 40721953
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>> No. 40721954
File 141894437854.jpg - (133.77KB , 500x500 , I Prefer Being Alone___.jpg )
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>>40721953
>Hello again sir.
>> No. 40721955
File 141894437843.png - (545.67KB , 989x886 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 2.png )
40721955
>Who wants to do something?
>> No. 40721956
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>>40721954
> Evening.
>> No. 40721957
File 141894451297.jpg - (186.90KB , 600x959 , Dead Men Walking (AKA The Only Kriegsman Novel In Existance).jpg )
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>>40721955
>I can't say I'm in the mood for anything involving the Kraut at this time, sorry.

>>40721956
>So how goes it, besides the name change and all?
>> No. 40721958
File 141894461204.jpg - (375.49KB , 1024x1024 , ready.jpg )
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>>40721957
> Character change*. I have made no effort to hide myself.

> Could be worse. Got work at 4 AM till at least noon for the next three days, but there are worse jobs.
>> No. 40721959
>>40721957
>No problem.
>> No. 40721960
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>>40721958
>I suppose so, at least you have the pay to look forward to.
>> No. 40721961
File 141894469496.jpg - (8.68KB , 300x300 , American_pie.jpg )
40721961
>Here's some mud in your eye, Jerry.
>> No. 40721962
File 141894478345.jpg - (427.05KB , 724x1024 , carbine.jpg )
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>>40721960
> Not really. Spending most of that on Christmas presents for my siblings/parents. They've been in financial straits a while, so I gave up my own presents and decided I'd help out instead. Whatever remains goes towards school.
>> No. 40721963
File 141894511049.jpg - (90.63KB , 850x528 , 1417290376362.jpg )
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>>40721961
>Byyy byy miss American Pie~

>>40721962
>Ah, good man.
>> No. 40721964
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>>40721963
>That song is so heavily drenched in symbolism and musical allusions and in-jokes you can spend literally hours analyzing it line-by-line.
>> No. 40721965
File 141894523935.png - (166.40KB , 637x1253 , Photo Dec 17, 12 59 55 PM.png )
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>>40721963
> It's a livin'.
>> No. 40721966
File 141894540666.png - (31.69KB , 314x454 , Wut.png )
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>>40721964
>...I can't say I was aware of that.

>>40721965
>Indeed!
>> No. 40721967
File 141894546379.png - (153.69KB , 1024x1024 , silly.png )
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>>40721966
> Sooooo.

> What do we doooo with a drunk n say lur
>> No. 40721968
File 141894555905.png - (197.59KB , 690x1026 , I'm Listening.png )
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>>40721967
>RP, mayhaps? I'm feeling more or less normal again.
>> No. 40721969
>>40721968
> Sure. Gonna be slow, though. Going shopping with the family.

> ...Where I work.
> lele
>> No. 40721970
File 141894571158.png - (251.08KB , 700x586 , Did Someone Say Heretic.png )
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>>40721969
>Yey!

>And fair enough, you get an Emilia in the bar.
>> No. 40721971
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>>40721966
>Yeah. It's basically a poetic interpretation of growing up as framed through allusions to 1960's Rock-n-roll. So for example, the second verse (spoilered so as not to eat the thread):


♪"Now for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a Rolling Stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the Jester sang for the King and Queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me"♪

This verse alludes to several figures of Rock'n'roll and their position in the popular culture of the time. The "ten years" it refers to are reference to the plane crash that killed Buddy Holly and Big Bopper (The "day the music died"), while the Rolling Stone is a reference to...well, you know what. I'm sure you know enough about music to know that there's really only one "The King"; and The Jester in this case, who sings songs that reflect the will of the people while also being a rebel (without a cause, ALA James Dean) is Bob Dylan.

So from the most literal perspective, the second verse can be read as:

"Well it was ten years since Big Bopper and Buddy Holly died
And now the Rolling Stones are really popular
But I kind of miss the days when Elvis and Bob Dylan were a big deal"
>> No. 40721972
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>>40721971
>That is pretty damn nifty
>> No. 40721973
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>>40721970
> Officer Vindicate crosses the threshold, tosses her baton, and recognizes him as she moves towards the bar. Today she wears another blue-checkered button up shirt, though with a slightly brighter shade of blue, and a grey tee underneath.

Fancy seeing you here again.
>> No. 40721974
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>>40721971
>>40721972
>Agreed! I knew about the plane crash part, but that's it.

>>40721973
"I have a habit of stopping by here, so I am sure we will become quite acquainted with each other." He replied with a chuckle.
>> No. 40721975
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>>40721974
May take a little time, but it's in the cards.

You any good with making drinks?
>> No. 40721976
>>40721971
>>40721974
>The plane crash is "the day the music died", right?
>> No. 40721977
>>40721972
>>40721974
>There's a lot more depth in the song, and I encourage both of you to try and do your own analysis of it; spoiler alert, the point of the song is "Mick Jagger sucks". But continuing the second verse for posterity's sake (and also because there's a really nice pun in it).


♪And while The King was looking down
The Jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned;
no verdict was returned
And while Lenin read a book of Marx
The Quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died♪

Since you already know who The King and The Jester are, it's pretty obvious what the meaning of "Stealing the crown" is in this context. Most of the meat from the second half of this verse comes from the mention of Lenin--which is actually a play on words. While it can be pronounced (And often is) as "Lenin", according to some interviews, is actually written as "LenNON" in the original lyrics. And we all know that there was only one Lennon who was part of a rock'n'roll quartet.
>> No. 40721978
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>>40721975
"Not in the slightest." He replied with a shake of his head. "If it is not tea or something straight from a bottle I would not bother asking for it from me."

>>40721976
>He literally just explained that, yes. Did you bother to click the 'show' button?
>> No. 40721979
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40721979
>>40721977
>>40721974
>So is the book of Marx relating to the Beetles focus on brotherly love and togetherness or something, or is it just there to play the words?
>> No. 40721980
>>40721978
>...lol I skimmed
>> No. 40721981
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>>40721978
Damn.

> She glances around in mild annoyance.
And it doesn't look like Dom's around, either.
>> No. 40721982
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>>40721979
>The former. John Lennon was a notable and outspoken anti-war advocate and a bit of a commie; and he was also, according to the FBI, sympathetic towards the International Marxist Group. By mentioning Lenin/Lennon's marxist leanings, the song ties two pivotal figures together in a single lyric.
>> No. 40721983
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>>40721977
>>40721979
>Considering he's just stated to make our own analysis on it, I would think you could look at it as either way.

>>40721980
>...I cannot at all understand the concept of purposefully skipping over words in any scenario besides not knowing all of the words because it's in a foreign language.

>>40721981
"Apologies madam." He replied with a frown. "Is there anything I could get you with that in mind?"
>> No. 40721984
>>40721982
>>40721983
>That sounds pretty cool. That song used to play on my bus-drive to school all the time. I need to listen to it and appreciate it again. I always just thought it was a song about a group of kids graduating high-school when I was little
>> No. 40721985
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>>40721983
>Also a good point, Ember.

>I've seen two more Beatles references in that song. See if you can catch em!
>> No. 40721986
>>40721983
>>40721984
>Personally I'd view it as a more simple "This Lenin did this, that Lennon did that" kind of wordplay connection, rather than trying to actually link Lennon and communism, but there could easily be more to it.
>> No. 40721987
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>>40721985
>I know fuckall about them that anybody else wouldn't be able to tell you, but we'll see!
>> No. 40721988
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>>40721983
Coffee, extra dark. Same principle as tea, if you don't know how that one works. But I figure it's kind of a given, with your background.
>> No. 40721989
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>>40721988
"Understood." He replied with a nod, setting about to create the requested drink.
>> No. 40721990
File 141894759292.png - (203.65KB , 894x894 , _changeling_tictac_oc_by_petirep-d4yh10g.png )
40721990
>One Finger Death Punch is just...a joy.
>> No. 40721991
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>>40721988
>>40721989
"Tea should be as bitter as wormwood, and sharp as a two-edged sword". That's the...poetic way to put it.

>As Blowhard slips in through the back door, Blowhard nods once to Emilia, and thereafter climbs the stairs.

And make sure you don't scald yourself.
>> No. 40721992
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>>40721989
> She nods her thanks.
So you're on the force now? How's it working out for you? Aside from the thing with the helicopter.
>> No. 40721993
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>>40721991
> ?
>> No. 40721994
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>>40721993
>.
>> No. 40721995
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>>40721990
>Woo!

>>40721991
"I will be sure to avoid that sir." He replied with a nod in return.

>>40721992
"One person said to think of it as 'active retirement', and I suppose it is a suitable term. It is a far more milder line of work than my previous occupation, but it puts coin in my pocket and keeps me from spending my days wondering what to do with myself."

>>40721993
>The guy walked in, made a comment, and took his leave. Or at least I think that's how it went.
>> No. 40721996
File 141894839380.jpg - (144.06KB , 613x856 , image.jpg )
40721996
>>40721995
That's a good way to look at it. I don't usually have to worry about coin, with my service and few family members, but I don't think I'm quite old enough yet to consider myself outdated. And the drive's still there.
>> No. 40721997
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>>40721996
"Well it is difficult for me to not think of myself as outdated when a man like me should have died before I ever reached my early twenties. It is interesting to live most of your life seeking death only to find that you stand a good chance of growing to be old and withered."
>> No. 40721998
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>>40721997
You're...gonna have to explain that one to me.
>> No. 40721999
>>40721998
>Would you like to interact with my character?
>> No. 40722000
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>>40721998
"Kriegers are trained from birth to become Death Korpsmen," He began as he poured the mare a mug of dark coffee. "And the way they instill discipline in us is to shoulder us with the burden of our great ancestors who had attempted to secede from The Imperium. We had failed our God-Emperor at that time, and death in his service was the ultimate penance for the treachery which we continued to pay the price for."
>> No. 40722001
File 141895001016.png - (173.70KB , 640x640 , i found more hoofbeat! guise.png )
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>>40721998
>>40722000
In short, they are bred and born to die.

>Said a chesty alicornette in an outfit balancing a thin line between "classy" and "slutty".
Hello, Emilia. Anxious for Christmas yet? Who's that mare, you playboy? Anami will be so jealous~
>> No. 40722002
File 141895004806.jpg - (160.06KB , 1280x905 , image.jpg )
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>>40721999
> Wouldn't mind it. You should know in advance, though, she's a very no nonsense police officer.

>>40722000
That's...
Uh...

Heavy.
>> No. 40722003
File 141895020877.jpg - (140.10KB , 815x1024 , image.jpg )
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>>40722001
He wishes. What's your name?
> She sips her coffee mildly. Definite military type, the way she carries herself and speaks.
>> No. 40722004
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>>40722001
You there, breasted one.

>Blowhard leans halfway down the stairs and beckons you approach.

I've got presents to wrap, you've got fingers. Can you help me out here?
>> No. 40722005
File 141895045572.jpg - (61.75KB , 600x905 , Death Korps of Krieg.jpg )
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>>40722001
"Not precisely, and I do believe it is within her own rights to offer her name." He replied, unfazed by what the anthro was attempting to imply.

>>40722002
"Indeed." He replied simply. "By the time the civil war was over our homeworld was a blasted wasteland with only manpower left to offer to the tithe. I suppose my ancestors wanted to make damn sure that manpower would be as effective and obedient as possible."
>> No. 40722006
File 141895051904.png - (379.13KB , 399x529 , hoofbeat!.png )
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>>40722003
Why, officer? Am I suspected of something?

>>40722004
I knew you're gonna want my fingers one day, Blowzie~! Cumming to help you.

>>40722005
Oh, just throwing back to the old politeness of announcing ladies.
>> No. 40722007
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>>40722006
Awesome. Get up here.

>He turns on his hoof and gallops up the stairs. This is followed by a noisy *THUMP* as he trips over something.

I'm okay!
>> No. 40722008
File 141895089451.jpg - (81.86KB , 637x1253 , image.jpg )
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>>40722006
Nothing worth a good pair of cuffs. Gimme a few hours, I'll think of somethin'.
> She adds the last line gesturing with her coffee mug, and a slight sideways nod.

>>40722005
Sounds like some die hard religion, if you ask me.
>> No. 40722009
File 141895097851.png - (400.38KB , 424x448 , even moar than even moar hoofbeat!.png )
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>>40722007
>She giggled and pranced after him.
Did you break your hip, old man~?

>>40722008
Snap! I might or might have not recorded that admission. What now~?
>> No. 40722010
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>>40722009
...I think I may have, actually.

>He says, with a notable pained groan in his words. When you arrive at the top of the stairs, it's plain to see what's happened: he tripped over a half-wrapped box, and is currently lying slumped against the wall clutching his side. His mouth is twisted into the sort of un-smile that comes from someone who is trying very hard to look upbeat.

...Maybe just a rib. Ssssshit.
>> No. 40722011
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>>40722006
"Hm, fair enough then."

>>40722008
"You would be quite accurate on that." He replied with a nod.
>> No. 40722012
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40722012
>4 Ave

Well, Silver, I am being a bit upset at you right now.

>>40722010
>Teton's good mood evaporated and she was at Blowhard's side in a second, checking his side carefully with her fingers.
>> No. 40722013
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>>40722012
>On a scale of 1-10, where 1 is mild soreness and 10 is a freakish combination of fractured bones and internal bleeding, Blowhard's status is approximately:

1d10 = 5

...Wait, hang on, I think I might have just been exaggerating.
>> No. 40722014
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>>40722012
I know that much V and believe me I already feel bad to get you upset even if I don't know how...What I was asking is the how so I can try to make it better...
>> No. 40722015
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>>40722009
Harassing an officer comes to mind now, but I'm just fucking with you anyway. Mind introducing yourself?
>> No. 40722016
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>>40722011
Would you say that affects how you perform in the field any?
>> No. 40722017
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>>40722011
So! What's up?

>>40722013
Nnnope, definetely a fractured rib. Ah, shit, you old warhorse... Hold still.

>>40722014
Well, let's see... You get an idea for us to got for a time adventure, check. You imply that you have something really special in mind for us, check. We go on a random jump through time and space, check. Arrival, check.

Complaining about the place, check. Complain about my idea to fix the problem, check, while being kinda hurtfully dismissive about the whole thing, check.

Think we got a bingo already, Silver?

>>40722015
Around here, people mostly call me Teton. Madame Teton. Now, officer, do you have a name, perhaps?
>> No. 40722018
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>>40722017
Rib? I can work with that...

>He sighs and rubs his forehead with one hoof, as he sits up to rest on his flank.

...Yeah. Yeah, that coulda been a lot worse. Thanks.

>He says, with a soft little smile. While he seems like he's trying to dismiss you, he doesn't go so far as to stand up or push you away.

Lucky for me package-wrapping is easy work.
>> No. 40722019
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>>40722016
"Well considering our entire regime was centered around 'You are to consider superiors as the Emperor himself and to question the Emperor's word is heresy' and our guilt was centered around our bloodline slighting him, I must say it played a very big role in our performance."

>>40722017
"Not much, I must say." He replied with a shrug. "I cannot say I am sure as to what I will be gifting Anami, but I suppose I need to sort that out sooner rather than later."
>> No. 40722020
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>>40722017
Specialist Vindicate. Door kicker for the local SWAT force.
> She offers a hoof shake after a moment.
Am I wrong in assuming you're not a big fan of the boys in blue?
>> No. 40722021
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>>40722019
I mean more recently. Should have clarified.
>> No. 40722022
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>>40722017
>Nods quietly
I didn't mean to complain about the way you fixed it or be hurtful...Thigns just sorta slipped out I'm so sorry V...can we just scrap the whole idea and I can give you what I wanted? If you'd still even have it?
>He looked to her like a wounded and guilty pup
>> No. 40722023
File 141895276815.png - (528.95KB , 850x1350 , thousand nights.png )
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>>40722018
I'm going to make it even easier. You sit here, point and say, and I'll be doing manual labor. Please, dearie.

>She smiled softly and ruffled Blowhard's mane up with her hand, then scratched behind his ear.
Just rest. Alright? Now, what am I supposed to pack where and how?

>>40722020
>The hoof is taken and shaken.
You are certainly wrong in assuming that! What I am a fan of is messing with people, Vindy.
>> No. 40722024
>Evening, folks! Who wants to pony?
>> No. 40722025
File 141895291419.jpg - (427.05KB , 724x1024 , carbine.jpg )
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>>40722023
Good enough. Used to have a good laugh doing the same, but I can't blame anyone for taking police a bit more seriously. Got used to it quick, though.

You wouldn't happen to know how to make a White Russian, would you?
>> No. 40722026
>>40722024
>I can
>> No. 40722027
>>40722026
>Sure thing! Who would you like?
>> No. 40722028
File 141895300896.jpg - (97.08KB , 900x918 , Nice try again.jpg )
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>>40722023
Mmmph...

>He cracks a little frown--so little that you can barely see it when he leans into your hand--before slowly rising to his hooves and hobbling into the workshop.

...Thanks. But my hooves still work, so, uh...let me know if you need help.

>As he eases his way onto a cot, he points towards the halfway-wrapped HOOFO Star Horse set in the corner. It sits amid a pile of model kits and books, with the occasional DVD or CD interspersed there.

I'm doing these at the moment. They're for the kids. And...also for the wife, if I'm being honest. She seems like she'd like model kits.
>> No. 40722029
>>40722027
>Dulset can meet with Fossil again.
>> No. 40722030
>>40722029
>Yeah, okay. Fossil Rim trots into the bar.
>> No. 40722031
File 141895318555.png - (126.61KB , 572x572 , MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmAGIC!.png )
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>>40722022
...

>Teton smiled and kissed Silver's forehead.
Forgiven. So, one more random jump? Your call, dearie. It was your idea.

>>40722025
>She flared up her horn, making several bottles float around from the alcohol rack.
Let's see, bleach, pipe cleaner, potatoes...

>She did indeed make two proper white russians with her magic.
So, not on duty?

>>40722028
...Eeeeee! Star Horse! Oh man shame it's not for me. So! This paper? Or that one, you old grump~?
>> No. 40722032
>>40722030
>Dulset is there, smiling and sipping some ice water.
>> No. 40722033
File 141895330480.gif - (2.73MB , 449x290 , did i miss i.gif )
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>>40722031
Well, I'd started it with the peppermints, so I think we ought to finish there...the rest, though, that's up to you.

>He says with a chuckle. This is followed by him shooting a suspicious grin all around the room, and holding his hoof up to his lips. He very slowly leans over and shuts the door, before pointing to the window.

They will have heard me fall. Make sure they're not peeking, will you?
>> No. 40722034
File 141895331772.png - (351.88KB , 1440x1440 , fossil recolor.png )
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>>40722032
>Fossil takes a seat beside her friend
"Good evening, Dulset. You seem to be in a good mood."
>> No. 40722035
File 141895333081.jpg - (407.75KB , 675x1024 , rappel.jpg )
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>>40722031
I'm asking for a drink, not a biohazard.

Not at the moment. My watch ends around noon most of the time, but the holidays tend to rile up certain folks, so I might stay out a little later now and again.
>> No. 40722036
File 141895337243.png - (397.91KB , 786x732 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 3.png )
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>>40722034
I guess I am. Andy and I had a lovely night together.
>> No. 40722037
File 141895346507.png - (83.23KB , 420x405 , keep calm and trust in independant research.png )
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>>40722036
"Oh! So he's finally out of his slump, then?"
>> No. 40722038
File 141895366741.png - (380.17KB , 779x749 , wee~!.png )
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>>40722033
Blowhard, don't be ridiculous. For most people here, you're an indestructible legend. Few actually see a fragile old fart that fought way, way too much for your life.

>She hummed, flaring up her horn to lock the door and summon the supplies to herself. All the wrapping, though, she done manually. It wouldn't matter if it was done with magic. There are proper ways to do some things.

And this giant fake horsec○ck is for...?

>>40722035
No difference for real slavs, Vinnie.

Say, you know officer Tainaka, maybe? I think you should.
>> No. 40722039
>>40722037
For now. He's feeling a lot better but... he completely refuses to let us help him with the underlying problems...
>> No. 40722040
File 141895384797.png - (153.69KB , 1024x1024 , silly.png )
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>>40722038
Is that the cat or the Zone Leader?
>> No. 40722041
File 141895386495.jpg - (237.64KB , 506x667 , Blowhardette.jpg )
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>>40722038
No, not peeking at me, peeking at the presents! I mean my children...and once again, the Professor, if I'm being honest. They'll have sensed weakness--an opportunity, a gap in my defenses!

>He says with a grunt, as he picks himself up and hobbles over towards the window.

...And is it the green one or the red one?
>> No. 40722042
File 141895390597.png - (65.67KB , 312x243 , hands up!.png )
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>>40722040
The one who joyrided a helicopted on a zip line only to crash it in a football field.
>> No. 40722043
File 141895390735.png - (80.97KB , 384x400 , 2.png )
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>>40722039
>She frowns
"This is getting out of hoof."
>> No. 40722044
>>40722043
At least it's better now...
>> No. 40722045
File 141895407576.png - (775.17KB , 796x1220 , Vindicate.png )
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>>40722042
Oh. Tall, dark, and human. Or maybe you're talking about the actual pilot without a license. In the latter case, can't say that I do. At least, not that I'm aware of.

...Heh. You know, they called me "Diesel" in the 82nd Airborne cuz I'm an awful driver. But I never crashed any helicopters.
>> No. 40722046
File 141895408933.png - (29.33KB , 772x832 , enchanting, dearie, please continue.png )
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>>40722042
The red one. And of course, I'm gonna make sure no one kn-

>She turned sharply to the door.
I CAN HEAR YOU THERE PERFECTLY WELL, ZETA!

...that no one knows.
>> No. 40722047
File 141895415602.png - (237.95KB , 500x355 , ;).png )
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>>40722031
I kind of just wanted to spend some time with you doing something silyl we couldn;'t normally ever do...
>> No. 40722048
File 141895415934.jpg - (24.48KB , 382x510 , IMG_20140904_194902.jpg )
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>>40722044
"No, it's not. He's stalwartly refusing to actually address the problem."
>She thinks for a moment
"...were you ever able to get that disc copied?"
>> No. 40722049
File 141895416617.png - (51.38KB , 279x231 , gonna need more popcorn.png )
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>>40722045
No, no, more like redhead. Short. Feisty. Recently married, nicknamed "dirt dart".
>> No. 40722050
File 141895426574.jpg - (354.53KB , 724x1024 , white russian.jpg )
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>>40722049
Doesn't ring a bell. I'm in a different zone, see. Closer to the palace, but not quite.
>> No. 40722051
>>40722048
I'll be trying to get him to open up, but...
Huh? Oh, no I never got to ask really. I'll ask him tonight, okay?
>> No. 40722052
>>40722051
"Actually...do you mind if come over and borrow the original?"
>> No. 40722053
File 141895440939.jpg - (60.29KB , 464x278 , camo2.jpg )
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>>40722046
"No you can't!"

>Comes the squeaky, faintly-accented voice from the exact opposite direction.

The red one? That's actually for me. Not...not what you think it's for, it's something else.

>Says Blowhard, as he suddenly throws open the window and snatches a red-cheeked Zeta off the windowsill! The smaller colt clings to Blowhard's foreleg, as the old man lets him have an earful.

Boy, I swear to Goodness! I just about fall to my death up here, and you climb up the damn gutter?
>> No. 40722054
>>40722052
Sure, I can get it for you.
>> No. 40722055
>>40722054
"Thanks."
>She nods
"So, what did you two do together?"
>> No. 40722056
File 141895458575.png - (111.80KB , 271x310 , Christmas!.png )
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>>40722047
Aww, Silvie...

I know where.

>She leaped over to the controls and danced with them, and after a short jump, she grabbed Silver and practically threw him out of the Tardis, following suit.

>Ball pit. They landed in a ball pit.

>>40722050
Oh, well. Sweet girl, that one. Got married a few days ago~!

>>40722053
Prostate warmer, then?

...Oooh, it glows.
>> No. 40722057
File 141895460073.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
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>>40722055
>She giggles.
We flew up to a high cloud, under the stars and the moon, and kissed for a while~.
>> No. 40722058
File 141895466054.jpg - (153.06KB , 800x633 , 359086284.jpg )
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>>40722056
>Silver slowly slowly sunk into the ball-pit with his eyes wide o.o
>> No. 40722059
File 141895467066.png - (351.88KB , 1440x1440 , fossil recolor.png )
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>>40722057
"Oh, that sounds sweet."
>> No. 40722060
File 141895467969.png - (341.81KB , 1170x1024 , Photo Dec 17, 4 02 33 PM.png )
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>>40722056
Neato.

I take it marriage isn't your schtick, though.
>> No. 40722061
File 141895471025.jpg - (200.76KB , 418x600 , end.jpg )
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>>40722056
It does?

>He says, stealing a moment to look back inside with an expression of genuine surprise on his face.

...Oh. Huh.

>He then turns around and continues shouting at the poor boy.

Do you have any idea what could have happened to you up here? One false move and bang, right onto the pavement! I oughtta ground you until you're 20!

"H-hey, lemme go! Put me down, put me down!"

>He says with an angry snort, as he grabs the not-so-wee foal Zeta and pulls him inside, before carrying him bodily across the room and putting him out the door.
>> No. 40722062
File 141895475176.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
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>>40722059
It really was, especially after the past few days.
You should really get yourself a boyfriend.
>> No. 40722063
File 141895484437.png - (80.97KB , 384x400 , 2.png )
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>>40722062
"...maybe."
>> No. 40722064
File 141895491194.png - (397.91KB , 786x732 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 3.png )
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>>40722063
Wouldn't be hard to get one using that disc~.
*wink~*
>> No. 40722066
File 141895511779.png - (2.90MB , 1186x1378 , gift under the tree~.png )
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>>40722058
...Silvie?

>>40722060
I've been happily married already, my dear. I outlived her, of course.

>>40722061
>Teton giggled, packing the offending shaft in pretty paper.

Zeeeeta's in trouuuubleeeee~♫
>> No. 40722067
>>40722066
Yes he is. I swear, that boy...

>He sits back down on the bed, before shaking his head at you.

Don't wrap that one, please. I need it for something else.
>> No. 40722068
File 141895519094.png - (81.73KB , 426x419 , unamused.png )
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>>40722064
"I'd rather not think that I have to resort to hypnosis to find love."
>She shakes her head
"But no, I'm more concerned about scheduling. I'm busy with my research as it is, and trying to get back into the university's good graces -- which will only put more demands on my time if I succeed."
>> No. 40722069
File 141895532575.png - (39.38KB , 273x307 , you serious.png )
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>>40722067
Alrighty!

>She complied and moved to another one.
How's the rib?
>> No. 40722070
>>40722068
Oh alright then. Do you want to wait while I go get it?
>> No. 40722071
File 141895538820.png - (87.72KB , 438x404 , 1.png )
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>>40722070
"I'll..come pick it up later this evening."
>> No. 40722072
File 141895538998.jpg - (30.06KB , 370x400 , 141466620956.jpg )
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>>40722068
>Date one of the big-wigs at the university, problem solved.
>>40722066
>Silver drowned in the ball-pit and started the ancient dog vs ball war...

>But also he pulled her with him and squeaked a ball in his mouth
>> No. 40722073
>>40722069
>The next thing you find is an hourglass that doubles as a boom box. No points for guessing who this one's going to.

Just fine, actually. I mean, as "just fine" as it can be.

>He says this with an awkward little chuckle.

...What I mean is, it doesn't feel like it'll get any worse.
>> No. 40722074
>>40722071
Oh... alright then.
>She takes another sip.
So what do you plan to do with the song, exactly?
>> No. 40722075
>>40722072
>The professors aren't fans of cryptozoology.

>>40722074
>Fossil hesitates
"I...just want to test the strength of the effects."
>> No. 40722076
File 141895561784.jpg - (458.37KB , 768x1024 , rain.jpg )
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>>40722066
Thaaaaaat's creepy.
>> No. 40722077
File 141895562756.jpg - (1.26MB , 1920x1200 , boom.jpg )
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>>40722075
>What even constitutes "cryptozoology" in Equestria? Hydras, cerberus, dragons, and manticores are documented facts in the show alone.
>> No. 40722078
File 141895568484.png - (545.67KB , 989x886 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 2.png )
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>>40722075
Fair enough, you never did get to watch another pony get entranced like you wanted.
>> No. 40722079
File 141895576399.jpg - (153.06KB , 800x633 , 359086284.jpg )
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>>40722075
>They are a fan of dat ass
>> No. 40722080
File 141895585865.jpg - (116.32KB , 1196x1920 , morning.jpg )
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>>40722072
>She giggled.
How's that for silly, dearie~?

>>40722073
I'll ask Billyfish to fix you up later, hm?

>>40722076
Creepy? No, no. It's... bittersweet.

You have anyone, youngling?
>> No. 40722081
File 141895598429.png - (146.86KB , 479x274 , glare.png )
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>>40722080
...Yeah...

>He sighs and shakes his head.

Can't afford to let this one heal naturally round this time of year. Too much to do.

Thanks for this, by the way.
>> No. 40722082
File 141895600816.jpg - (369.25KB , 1280x695 , stalk.jpg )
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>>40722080
It's creepy because you look like you're in your early 30's, tops.

I'm not the romantic type.
>> No. 40722083
File 141895600925.jpg - (203.69KB , 700x1080 , _Silver Eclipe.jpg )
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>>40722080
We could do this at home buuut....it's with you so it's special to me anyways.
>Gives her a wink and a kiss right on her nose gently
>> No. 40722084
>>40722077
>Yeah, I'll be honest, I sort of wrote myself into a corner there. So far in this canon, she's studied tweedle beetles, montauk monsters, bigfoot, ammonites, kelpies, mokele mbembe, were-hippocamps, and a Godzilla.

>>40722078
>She nods
"There are several questions I'd like answered. But anyway, any big plans for Hearth's Warming?"

>>40722079
>...you're going to keep hitting on my female characters until one of yours gets one of them into bed, aren't you?
>> No. 40722085
File 141895608745.jpg - (59.12KB , 500x370 , at the movies.jpg )
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>>40722084
>No wonder they don't like her. Not only is she trying to muscle in on the biology teacher's turf, she's doing it using a funny word that nobody can spell right.
>> No. 40722086
File 141895610809.jpg - (30.06KB , 370x400 , 141466620956.jpg )
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>>40722084
>Nope. I will flirt regardless of any interest or plan :3
>> No. 40722087
File 141895618834.png - (193.45KB , 480x476 , 1417319901824.png )
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>>40722082
"Neither am I, but somehow I ended up a lover anyways."

>That's what Emilia would say, but since I got shit to do and very little time to do it and I pretty much abandoned you guys already I'll just leave you to it.
>> No. 40722088
>>40722084
Nothing too big, not yet anyway.
>> No. 40722089
File 141895625346.jpg - (191.01KB , 724x1024 , hunch.jpg )
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>>40722087
> No ships. Brings out the worst in me.
>> No. 40722090
>>40722087
Well you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer

>says Paul McCartney as he leaps in through the front door
>> No. 40722091
File 141895634458.png - (28.56KB , 310x483 , tumblr_mi21o0cyTQ1qc6acoo3_400.png )
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>>40722087
>> No. 40722092
File 141895639342.jpg - (113.78KB , 844x914 , true_patriot.jpg )
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>>40722089
>What remarkable wisdom.
>> No. 40722093
File 141895639486.png - (62.66KB , 369x331 , hnah.png )
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>>40722081
Shush, don't mention it. I think those two are the last ones... Annnnd voila!

What now?

>>40722082
578 in this body only, actually. Thank you. I do believe I hold up well.

>>40722083
>She giggled and pushed Silver down into the balls!
>> No. 40722094
File 141895643089.png - (237.95KB , 500x355 , ;).png )
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>>40722093
>Silver chuckled and wrapped one arm around her, putting a ball on her nose
You're a seal~
>> No. 40722095
File 141895644423.jpg - (30.28KB , 400x299 , damned1.jpg )
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>>40722093
Well, that's a good question.

...Do you want me to give you your present now?
>> No. 40722096
>>40722085
>And that's why she still doesn't have a PhD.

>>40722086
>And that, boys and girls, is where restraining orders come from

>>40722088
"Well, it's a week away. Have you gotten gifts for the foals yet?"
>> No. 40722097
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>>40722096
>The cops won't come fast enough o.o
>> No. 40722098
File 141895650522.png - (42.46KB , 565x600 , 1399266142076.png )
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>>40722096
>>40722086
>> No. 40722099
File 141895654249.jpg - (875.36KB , 1017x1325 , welll at leasht mm gunna be sober in the morning and you hic___ whuwazzisayin___ ducks!.jpg )
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>>40722094
Why a seal?

>>40722095
Nope~!
>> No. 40722100
File 141895655174.png - (41.76KB , 144x101 , myPony.png )
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>>40722097
>Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to court we go!

>>40722098
>> No. 40722101
File 141895658987.jpg - (96.98KB , 384x500 , Calorie mate!.jpg )
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>>40722099
Then you better get out, because yours is next on the list.

>He gives you a kiss on the cheek, and pats you on the back.

Thanks, lady. I won't tell nobody about this, promise.
>> No. 40722102
File 141895660891.jpg - (70.06KB , 553x939 , death_korps__of_krieg_by_wolfwing9115-d3ipj2h.jpg )
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>>40722089
>Understandable, I just view it as something that'll happen if it should happen, but not something that can be forced.

>>40722090
>…Hah? I do hope I am young enough to be able to get away with saying that I had to google that guy.

>>40722091
> :D


>AND NOW I SHALL GET STARTED ON MY HOMEWORK
>> No. 40722103
File 141895665752.png - (961.17KB , 1366x768 , 1417489224558.png )
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>>40722101
>You know hard it is to find a STABO rig like Big Boss's?

>>40722102
>Good, you upset me
>And yeah you can get away with saying you are to young to know that guy, I don;t like em anyway Mcartney gives me the creeps..just like Steve Miller.

Last edited at Thu, Dec 18th, 2014 19:38

>> No. 40722104
>>40722096
Most of them~!
>> No. 40722105
File 141895670693.jpg - (433.43KB , 1280x905 , Photo Dec 17, 4 04 09 PM.jpg )
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>>40722092
> That whole "ignore him" thing worked out real well.

>>40722093
Wasn't kidding when you said you liked messing with people, but I can appreciate a serious conversation every now and then.
>> No. 40722106
File 141895672252.png - (616.11KB , 550x550 , Commander_Pixis.png )
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>>40722103
>So hard you'd think they went out of production 30 years ago?
>> No. 40722107
File 141895672955.png - (237.95KB , 500x355 , ;).png )
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>>40722100
>They say Justice is blind but dayum, even it gotta agree u smokin
>>40722099
Because...um....dogs....I'm not as good at puns as my sister...
>> No. 40722108
File 141895678526.png - (691.64KB , 1205x1393 , kurtz 4.png )
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>>40722105
>Were we meant to be shunning each other?
>> No. 40722109
File 141895680877.jpg - (119.70KB , 480x640 , 1393718257235.jpg )
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>>40722106
>Well several bits of gear went out of production loooooooong ago but you can still get his Alice webbing and the gear he has in the Phantom Pain pretty easy.~
>> No. 40722110
>>40722104
"Most of them?"
>She smirks
"Better get on the ball."

>>40722107
>There was no consent, your honor.
>> No. 40722111
File 141895684594.jpg - (30.06KB , 370x400 , 141466620956.jpg )
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>>40722110
>It's immaculate love like God and Mary.
>> No. 40722112
File 141895694331.jpg - (225.27KB , 1024x768 , 750d1d36739efd4fceb5a5b6c0900e9a.jpg )
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>>40722108
>I'm somewhat curious how Jack Nicholson would of worked in place of Brando.
>> No. 40722113
File 141895695700.jpg - (22.29KB , 225x190 , prepping.jpg )
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>>40722111
>Trips of immaculate butt love.

>>40722109
>I wouldn't know. Surplus stores are a rarity out where I am.
>> No. 40722114
File 141895695799.png - (134.35KB , 937x1042 , 2_ Dulset sheepish by Prince Bluelolz.png )
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>>40722110
I've got a week!
>> No. 40722115
File 141895695716.png - (479.48KB , 1173x1015 , I stole Tia's clothes~.png )
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>>40722101
>She smiled.
Take it easy, hotshot. You're not twenty anymore.

>She smacked his butt with her hand and left the room!

>Five minutes later, Billyfish appeared to heal Blowhard up by violently licking him. It worked.

>>40722105
I was serious.

Come by often, dearie. You'll see things that will rape your comfortable, sane worldview.

>>40722107
...Heh, okay. So what's that big thing you wanted us to do?
>> No. 40722116
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>>40722108
> Gonna wake the sleeping dog, then?
>> No. 40722117
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>>40722115
...
>He looked from side to side
...This isn't the best place to do it so you're going to have to wait for Christmas instead!~
>> No. 40722118
>>40722111
>I want a restraining order AND child support.

>>40722114
>She shakes her head
"The stores are going to be full of ponies and emptied of merchandise"
>> No. 40722119
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>>40722113
> I use the internet usually, or people in other countries. On another note, some things from MGS you can't get.
>> No. 40722120
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>>40722116
>If I never commented on things I don't like, I'd rarely talk at all. Take from it as you will.

>>40722115
>Blowhard's reactions to the two respective moments shall be summarized with this single joint onomatopoeia:
RowrAAAAAAAAAArowr~
>> No. 40722121
>Sigh...On one hand, things have calmed down, and are looking up.

>On the other...I'm really bored, and feel like going back to WoW or something, despite knowing it's a bad idea.
>> No. 40722122
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>>40722121
>What class?
>> No. 40722123
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>>40722115
Former SAS. I'll take that with a grain of salt.

>>40722120
> It's a yes or no question.
>> No. 40722124
>>40722121
>Maybe take up something new?
>> No. 40722125
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>>40722118
>But...I am the child o.o

>Dun dun duuuun
>>40722121
>Yeah thats how the last....3 times I wasted $15 a month on that game were before I got bored again and left :/
>> No. 40722126
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>>40722119
>Yeah, like the GECKO. I spent MONTHS trying to buy one of those!

>But I don't think Nicholson would have worked in place of Brando. He was too young and energetic. And good looking.
>> No. 40722127
>>40722122
>I was only ever satisfied with Paladin, so probably that if at all.
>But I don't feel like putting in the time/money to return after...5 years?
>>40722124
>Looking around
>>40722125
>Mm-hmm...
>> No. 40722128
>>40722125
>You will never meet the child.

>>40722126
>And the Gecko can save you 15% or more!
>> No. 40722129
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>>40722123
>> No. 40722130
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>>40722128
>I will also never learn how I met your moth D:
>> No. 40722131
>>40722118
I'll get on it, geez!
>> No. 40722132
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>>40722126
>Ow that sarcasm v.v

>I remember Francis Ford joking about how Al Pacino would of happily filmed it, if the entire production crew filmed Pacino in his new york apartment..heh.

>>40722127
>Loladin, get out while you can. I spent 11 years man.
>> No. 40722133
>>40722130
>I don't own a moth.

>>40722131
>She laughs
"I'm just giving you a warning."
>> No. 40722134
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>>40722133
>I meant mother but thinking back moth makes more sense.
>> No. 40722135
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>>40722132
>I stopped after 3...
>And Paladin: Because if the healer sucks you can just do it yourself.
>> No. 40722136
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>>40722135
>Tankadin's are the most entertaining
>> No. 40722137
>>40722134
>...if you know of a undocumented species, we may be able to make a compromise.
>> No. 40722138
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>>40722117
...Aw, poo. Okay!

>>40722120
>And that's a good place to stop, methinks! It's almost 4 AM here.

>>40722123
Pah, you soldier boys and girls are all the same. But, good. We'll see how you go, Vivi~

It was nice meeting you.
>> No. 40722139
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>>40722138
Likewise. Take care, Double-T.
>> No. 40722140
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>>40722137
>I know all the creepy, weird, animal monster lores.
>>40722138
...
>He puts two balls on her chest
Look V, I got you your balls back :3
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>>40722136
>Also very satisfying. Though I tend to gravitate towards tanks in any game...
>Turns the game objective from "kill them superfast" to "never die"
>> No. 40722142
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>>40722133
What are you doing for the holidays?
>> No. 40722143
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>>40722141
>Watching tanks live on vengeance when it was a thing was even more entertaining.
>> No. 40722144
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> Think I'll head o bed, too. Work at 4 AM. Fuuuuun.
>> No. 40722145
>>40722140
>Just the lores?

>>40722142
"I'm taking the train back to my parents' house again."
>> No. 40722146
>>40722143
>Also using your hearthstone during a bubble was a great troll move
>And then they nerfed it...sigh.
>> No. 40722147
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>>40722146
>No more divine protection shenanigans after people got mad during bc
>Engineering still has its perks..like using the leper ray to dismount people in the air and kill them from fall damage..heh
>> No. 40722148
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>>40722145
>Whats the fun in not going out to hunt them together :D
>> No. 40722149
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^Ok, goodnight all!
>> No. 40722150
>>40722147
>One of my biggest mistakes was picking up blacksmithing.
>Fuck gathering rare ore in Northrend.
>> No. 40722151
>>40722148
>You have already proven that "alone together" is only "fun" for you.

>>40722149
>Later!
>> No. 40722152
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>>40722151
>it's not alone if we;re together D:

>But ooc joking aside hunting for monsters always sounded really fun to me. I loved watching Destination Truth.
>> No. 40722153
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>>40722150
>THEN THEY ADDED COOLDOWNS FOR TRUESTEEL
>Havent got Dorkneor, I need too
>> No. 40722154
>>40722145
Aww, that's nice! Where do they live?
>> No. 40722155
>>40722152
>Well, we might be able to have our characters do that sometime. I would like, at some point, to have Fossil revisit Africa in search of the mokele
>> No. 40722156
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>>40722155
>Whats a mokele?
>> No. 40722157
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>>40722153
>I am being drained of my enthusiasm simply by talking about this game...Ugh.
>In the meantime, Planetside 2 takes five minutes to download 99.5% of a patch, and then 20 minutes for the last .5
>> No. 40722158
>>40722154
"Fillydelphia. It's over near the coast, on the other side of the Everfree."

>>40722156
>Basically, it's a living apatosaurus in the Congo
>And Chrome wanted to correct that to brontosaurus. The name changed over a century ago, Google! Get with the times!
>> No. 40722159
>>40722158
Oooh, neat! Maybe Andy will take me there sometime.
>She might be on the same train out as Alga :)
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>>40722158
>I thought it was still brontosaurus q.q

>And that sounds pretty fun. Only people I have for travelling though are Fate, Love-Craft, Nightshade's sister Amaryn, and Reo...but Reo'd kill it o.o
>> No. 40722161
>>40722159
>That could be fun. Where is she going?

"There's a few tourist attractions in town; you may enjoy it."

>>40722160
>Yeah, sending somepony who would kill it would be a bad idea. If he's lucky, Fossil would never speak to him again. But there is the very real possibility that she would throw his malaria prevention pills into the river.
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>>40722161
>He comes from a jungle. He'd actually be fine probably...wait I have an idea...Fate funds it, Love-Craft goes because he's curious about finding things weirder than he is, and Reo and Amaryn go as protection? o.O
>> No. 40722163
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>>40722161
>Ponyville, which is toward the Everfree.
I'll be sure to ask him about it.
>> No. 40722164
>>40722162
>That could be fun...
>But not quite yet. I want to wait until at least the new year before starting any new major arcs.

>>40722163
"It's nice in the summer. I would plan for then if you were to visit."
>> No. 40722165
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>>40722164
>It's fine for me :3
>> No. 40722166
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>>40722164
>It would be the perfect time for Alga to somehow get a hold of the disc too ;3
I'll keep that in mind!
>> No. 40722167
>>40722165
>In the meantime, pony?
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>>40722167
>I could!
>> No. 40722169
>>40722166
>On the ride to Ponyville or summer?

"So, I hear Andrew has a sister?"

>>40722168
>Who would you like?
>> No. 40722170
>>40722169
>On the train.

Oh! Um, yes he does. Why?
>> No. 40722171
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>>40722169
>Harvey or someone and Aether?
>> No. 40722172
>>40722170
>Yeah, okay. Though I feel bad for putting Fossil through another research setback. Why does Alga want it anyway?

"I was just wondering why she never comes out to spend time with the two of us."

>>40722171
>Very well. Death himself has entered the premises.
>> No. 40722173
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>>40722172
>And he runs into the embodiment of fluffyness nearby
>> No. 40722174
>Good evening Y'all.
>> No. 40722175
>>40722173
"Your hair wants cutting."

>>40722174
>Hey! Pony?
>> No. 40722176
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>>40722174
>Heya
>>40722175
No it wants petting. I asked it.
>> No. 40722177
>>40722175
>PONY PONY. Where were we? Or did you wanna start a new one?
>> No. 40722178
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>>40722172
>Oh I was thinking Fossil would have it for plenty of time before then and wouldn't need it for the holidays. And to be honest I don't have any reason for it, I just think there's a lot of story potential to Alga having it.
The two of us? Hmm...
By the way, don't bother asking her to test the song on, she won't agree.
>> No. 40722179
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>>40722176
"That is incorrect, Jimmy."

>>40722177
>Let's do something new.
>1d7 = 1
>1. Thousand Words
>2. Oddly Named
>3. "Erin"
>4. Hobnail
>5. Haphazard
>6. Virginia
>7. Litwick

>>40722178
>Good point: she would probably make a backup just in case.

"Oh, no, that wasn't what I meant. After all, you yourself are always telling me I need socialization outside of my research."
>> No. 40722180
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>>40722179
Well then, I'm sure she'd be g;ad to meet you!
>> No. 40722181
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>>40722179
...Is asking my hair questions rude?
>> No. 40722182
>>40722179
>I know not this person.
>But Juno is in the bar at a corner table
>> No. 40722183
>>40722179
>>40722177
>There is a sepia unicorn sitting outside the bar, painting the snowscape

>>40722180
>Fossil smiles
"I'll be glad to meet her."

>>40722181
>Harvey dismissively waves a hoof
"Bah, the rules of etiquette are but a passing fancy of mortals. I pay little heed."
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>>40722183
But you're very small so a little is alot.
>> No. 40722185
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>>40722183
I'll try to introduce you.
>> No. 40722186
>>40722183
>Alright
>Juno wanders over, wearing tattered and singed cloths with several holes in them.
"Howdy."

Last edited at Thu, Dec 18th, 2014 20:43

>> No. 40722187
>>40722184
>He frowns
"My size is comparable to yours."

>>40722185
"Well, thank you. I appreciate that."

>>40722186
>The unicorn glances up and waves hello
>> No. 40722188
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>>40722187
Yes I'm small. That's why I know.
>Pads over and pats his head
>> No. 40722189
>>40722187
>Juno angles around behind the unicorn to see the painting.
"What'cha doing?"
>> No. 40722190
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>>40722187
So hm... Any idea what you'll be studying next?
And the song, what will the data actually help you with?
>> No. 40722191
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>>40722188
"Indeed. Well..."

>>40722189
>He takes a step back, allowing her to see the canvas.
Just trying to capture the lighting

>His voice is thin, metallic, and raspy, much like someone speaking through an oscillating fan.

>>40722190
"Well, I have a few things to follow up on with yourself and the beetles -- and hopefully their eggs with hatch come spring. I'm also still studying a large oceanic cryptid, the details of which I can't say beyond the fact that I'm suspecting that research is a dead end."
>She shakes her head
"But at some point I'd like to return to Africa."
>> No. 40722192
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>>40722191
...Well what?
>> No. 40722193
>>40722191
So... you're really not sure any of this will pan out?
>> No. 40722194
>>40722191
"Huh. Well done. Looks nice."
>> No. 40722195
>>40722192
"...your hair remains unkempt."

>>40722193
>Sighing, Fossil shakes her head
"I have no specimens to study for kelpies or beetles, and the other is actually a mutant, not a new species."

>>40722194
>He smiles and nods
Thank you. I've worked hard to develop the talent.
>> No. 40722196
>>40722195
How's your um... financial situation?
>> No. 40722197
>>40722195
"Well you've done a good job."
>She offers a hand
"I'm Juno."
>> No. 40722198
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>>40722195
It's not unkempt. It's mine. I'm keeping it. Is someone else keeping your hair?
>> No. 40722199
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>>40722196
>Fossil hesitates
"Well..."

>>40722197
Thousand Words

>He shakes her hand with a hoof
Pleasure to meet you.


>>40722198
"...Clearly, you are unaware of the meaning of words."
>> No. 40722200
>>40722199
"Aaaand you would be?"
>> No. 40722201
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>>40722199
...You're bald.
>> No. 40722202
>>40722199
You don't have to talk about it, I just hope your work pans out...
>> No. 40722203
>>40722200
>He did plainly say his name in that post. Look again.
Just a painter.


>>40722201
>he scowls
"My short mane is of little consequence!"

>>40722202
"Thank you."
>She nods
"...I am looking for a part-time position, though."
>> No. 40722204
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>>40722203
Again. You're little so it's of big...
>> No. 40722205
>>40722203
Oh? Doing what?
>> No. 40722206
>>40722203
>Oh. Oh I'm dumb. Right sorry. Long day.
"So do you always paint out here?"
>> No. 40722207
>>40722204
"..."
>Harvey grins
"Ha! Indeed! Thus is the fiction I shall choose to propagate!"

>>40722205
"Well, I haven't found anything yet..."

>>40722206
On occasion. I prefer this sort of en-plein-air painting when painting something I can observe.
>> No. 40722208
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>>40722207
....Okay Baldy.
>Licks a candycane she pulled off the tree
>> No. 40722209
>>40722208
"I do not answer to that title."
>> No. 40722210
>>40722207
".."
>She nodded in bewilderment
"Yes. I agree."
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>>40722209
You just did.
>> No. 40722212
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>>40722211
"Damnations, Jimmy, do not twist my meaning!"
>> No. 40722213
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>>40722212
>Licks candy cane
Okay I won't.
>> No. 40722214
>>40722207
What would you look for?
>> No. 40722215
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>>40722213
"Hmph. Very well."

>>40722214
"I'm not really sure, to be honest. Maybe the zoo?"

>>40722210
>Whoops, sorry
So, how about yourself?
>> No. 40722216
>>40722215
Hey, that could work! You know a lot about animals!
>> No. 40722217
>>40722215
"I'm a d2 = 2."
>Jedi
>Pirate
>> No. 40722218
>>40722215
>Must>Gtg sry
>> No. 40722219
>>40722215
>Must>Gtg sry
>> No. 40722220
>>40722216
>Fossil nods with a smile, unaware of her wagging tail
"I suppose my research couldn't hurt. So long as I don't tell them exactly what it was on."

>>40722217
A pirate, you say?


>>40722218
>>40722219
>Later!
>> No. 40722221
>>40722220
"Well I used to be. Then my crew got murdered and my ship got blown to wherever this place is. And now I'll I've got is the training those dupes at the academy gave me and the saber I stole."
>> No. 40722222
>>40722221
>He blinks
I...see.
>> No. 40722223
>>40722222
"Yeah. Real damper in my career."
>> No. 40722224
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>>40722220
Exactly!
>> No. 40722225
>>40722223
So what happens now?


>>40722224
"Though I don't know that they're actually hiring..."
>> No. 40722226
>>40722225
"That's a wonderful question. I am afraid I'm rather worthless as I've never been here. What is there to do here?"
>> No. 40722227
>>40722226
To do?
>> No. 40722228
>>40722227
"I don't know. I'm alone here. I don't know what to do. Surely you do something?"
>> No. 40722229
>>40722228
You mean a job?
>> No. 40722230
>>40722229
"I don't know. I just crashed down from space. What happens here? Is there daily sacrifices to the Rancor overlords?"
>> No. 40722231
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>>40722225
...oh.
>> No. 40722232
>>40722230
>He gives out a mechanical chuckle
Oh, no. We are in the middle of the holiday season, though.


>>40722231
"We'll see. I don't expect to find anything before Hearth's Warming anyhow."
>> No. 40722233
>>40722232
"Ooo. What's the occasion?"
>> No. 40722234
>>40722233
Hearth's Warming. Essentially, it's a celebration of the nation's founding, but also of friendship and family.
>> No. 40722235
>>40722232
Fair enough, you shouldn't be job hunting before the holidays anyway.
>> No. 40722236
>>40722234
"oh."
>Her eyes dropped a bit at the mention of family
"So. Founding of a nation? Sounds like a party."
>> No. 40722237
>>40722235
>She frowns and nods
"Damned inconvenience, if you ask me."

>>40722236
>Thousand nods
There's a pageant coming up in a few days. It explains the holiday better than I could.
>> No. 40722238
>>40722237
"Really? I'll have to go. I should also probably find some clothes. Don't suppose you know anyone?"
>> No. 40722239
>>40722238
For clothes? There is a tailor named Rarity I hear is rather good. She comes by the bar on occasion.
>> No. 40722240
>>40722237
What do you mean?
>> No. 40722241
>>40722239
"Oh does she? Well that's handy. I'll have to keep an eye out for her."
>> No. 40722242
>>40722240
"I just get sick of the commercialism and materialism and mandatory gifting that just shuts down ponies' lives for one month out of the year."

>>40722241
Glad I could help.

>He glances around
[/code]It's getting too cold. We should head inside[/code]
>> No. 40722243
>>40722242
"So it is. Let's do that. Need any help carrying anything?"
>> No. 40722244
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>>40722242
I don't know what half of that means.
>> No. 40722245
>>40722243
>He nods as he packs up his paints
Could you grab the easel?


>>40722244
"I'm saying the holiday can be a gaudy waste of time and money."
>> No. 40722246
>>40722245
"Of course."
>She holds out a hand and it quickly hovers off the ground
"Shall we?"
>> No. 40722247
>>40722245
Awww, but isn't it about um... friendship, and unity, and singing songs?
>> No. 40722248
>>40722246
>Thousand nods as he gathers up his supplies, then trots inside

>>40722247
"Supposedly, but more often it's about mobs trampling each other for a 10% discount at Macy's, and inane songs begging Santa for loot playing on endless loop."
>> No. 40722249
>>40722248
>She follows, bringing the easel along behind her
"Ooo. Nice place this."
>> No. 40722250
>>40722248
How does that happen?
>> No. 40722251
>>40722249
>He chuckles
That's the opposite of the usual reaction.


>>40722250
>She frowns and shakes her head
"Idiots, that's how."
>> No. 40722252
>>40722251
"Really? Oh well.
>She scanned the walls
"What in the name of the Force is Varmus Dick Emporium?"
>> No. 40722253
>>40722251
Wow...
I still don't really understand who this Santa is...
>> No. 40722254
>>40722252
...what?
>> No. 40722255
>>40722254
"On the black board there."
>She motioned to
>>40721633
On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
Varmus Dick Emporium. "If it hurts, its working."
>> No. 40722256
>>40722253
"Oh. You bribe your kids into being good by telling them that this figure called Santa will bring them toys if they are, and coal if they're not. Then, you label some of the toys you buy them as from Santa and wait until the night before Hearth's Warming to put them under the tree."

>>40722255
>Thousand blinks at the sign
Well, Varmus is a regular here. As for this 'Dick Emporium'... I don't know and don't want to.
>> No. 40722257
>>40722256
"Huh. This place is weird. Ponies that throwup at the sight of a small impalement and...Dick Emporiums."
>She shrugged
>> No. 40722258
>>40722256
Andy told me he got antlers from the real Santa.
>> No. 40722259
>sorry, guys, I'm getting pretty tired. I think I'm going to call it a night here.
>> No. 40722260
>>40722259
>Understood. Night bruh
>> No. 40722261
>>40722259
>Night!
>> No. 40722262
THE THREAD IS MINE! MWAHAHHA

Last edited at Thu, Dec 18th, 2014 22:34

>> No. 40722263
>>40722262
>Pretty much yeah.