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40731307 No. 40731307
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>Tacos. Tacos everywhere!
>Don't ask. taste good.
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40733553
>Jenny is sketching at a very fast speed, making use of all four of her arms.
>> No. 40733554
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You only make it awkward by talking about how awkard it is...we could do something ya know.
>> No. 40733556
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>The new version of Skype has been nothing but a nightmare....
>> No. 40733559
>I know the feel :/ terrible mistake.
>> No. 40733560
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>It's been freezing my comp for hours and made me restart it like 5 times. Finally just turned it off...
>> No. 40733561
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...Eventually the woman would notice that her pencil was not the only one she could hear scratching against paper, and look up to find that there was a very obvious reason as to why. Simultaneously curious and worried that to speak would throw off the fellow doodler, she simply observed as the four-armed being did her work.

>All I can tell is that it's a reskin from the old design, what did they fuck up?

>Oh. Right then.
>> No. 40733562
>Yeah. Mine doesn't do it that bad :X But it lags a lot, and when I load up even one message it takes several minutes to load. Some times it just crashes for no reason when I'm not using it or even get a message.
>> No. 40733564
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>Jenny sings quietly and continues her speedy sketching, drawing a picture of the Bar
>> No. 40733565
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>So how are you two?
>> No. 40733566
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...Of course they did.

>The woman sighed.
...Look, squirt. Nothing personal here and not implying anything. But since my kids are the naive, sweet girls they are, I gotta play the cynical bitch here, so I'm gonna get this out once and hope it won't ever have to be tested.

If you hurt or use one of my children, I'm gonna rip off all of your limps, shove them as far up your body orifices as I can, and then beat you to a bloodly pulp with leftovers. Are we clear here?

...I'd be up for it!

We could go joyriding around the city and go do illegal races.
>> No. 40733569
>Not bad, just RPing and playing games!

Techincally I cant get introuble by past you since you said it! Lets do it!
>> No. 40733570
"No, i understand completely, the world is full of assholes and cunts who want to hurt those who can't defend themselves... i know this from experience, i cant so much as go for a walk without someone trying to hurt me or have me arrested for being a freak. your kids don't see me as a freak, they see me as any other person, someone who's nice. i would never, in any way, want to possibly hurt them."
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And she would continue to watch until the four-armed girl seemed to be finished!

"...I must say, you're not a bad sketcher."

>I'm doing well enough, drove back home today and now I'm just sitting about playing Civ and RPing and stuff.
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>Jenny jumps a bit, startled by the woman's voice, and she slowly looks up at her.
"Oh... well... thanks..."
>> No. 40733579
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I take all on myself!

Come on~!

Cool. You go do that and we'll get along just nice. Though you're gonna have to earn my trust because fuck me if I'm gonna just believe you just because.
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"No problem, sorry I startled you." She replied with an apologetic expression. "Just noticed I wasn't the only one here that was drawing."
>> No. 40733581
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"Alright, i understand, i'll do my best to earn it."
>> No. 40733583
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"It's alright... um... who are you, by the way?"
>> No. 40733585
>Blackjack nods and goes to her bike! And we end here cause sleeps 4 u?
>> No. 40733586
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"You can call me Kelly it's easier to say than my designation." She replied with a small chuckle. "And you are?"
>> No. 40733588
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Good. I already not hate you.

>Yup, 4 AM xD

>Thank you for RP~
>> No. 40733589
>No problem~!
>> No. 40733591
"Well, that's good to know..."


"Just call me Jenny."
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>> No. 40733594
><Picks up and eats>
>> No. 40733595
>> No. 40733597
>So how ar eyou~?
>> No. 40733599
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>Annoyed n shitty
>> No. 40733602
>ANything I can do to help you relax?
>> No. 40733604
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>Idno! Whats up
>> No. 40733606
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>I have an XBone.
>> No. 40733607
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*Bones you with an X*
>> No. 40733608
>Still playing outlast. Still as scary as the first time I played it <3<
>> No. 40733610
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>Also, got Titanfall. 90% installed now.
>> No. 40733613
>Good news, Derple!

>I'm not going to stab people anymore! I put the knife back in somebody so I wouldn't use it.

>Bad news, Derple!

>I need to sleep so I wake up earlier tomorrow.

>Also, I did type out my strange dream, kindle just crashed it so I had to restart. Need to access phone to repost it.
>> No. 40733614
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>Aww. Damn.

>Anyways, I have an ecksbawks! Of the "one" variety!
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>Apologies for taking so long to respond.

"Well it's nice to meet you Jenny." She said with a nod and a smile.

>*Not 'Jesting'*
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>I didn't make the picture, friend.
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>I know you didn't, but I'm nagging over it anyways. nothin personnel, kid
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>*unsheathes katana*
>> No. 40733623
>My store won one of those. Has to raffle it off still I think.

>I want Sunset Overdrive soooo bad...
>> No. 40733625
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>I know, right? out for the humor. It stings.
<Jegus Christmas how bad can jokes get!?
>> No. 40733626
>*Sheathes katana*
>> No. 40733630
>Got my phone for a sec.

>Pasting the dream.

>Imagine playing an eclectic set of games, all Five Nights at Freddy's based, but different in gameplay. It was surreal.

>It started out peaceful, I was at a community picnic under a crystal clear deep red sky, nothing unusual. Then Freddy runs out of the woods and fucks some guy up. Then a LOT more animatronics come. I imediately bolted for a security shack, it having metal doors. Did not close in time, not reddy 4 Freddy, get fucked up, smash to black.

2nd game, Animatronic Survival
>I enter this sitting at some kind of booth covered table thing... More of a stand. In the middle of what I am pretty sure was Space Siberia. A voice in ny eae greets me "Welcome to MERC!" Then goes on to talk about how they always send the new guy out on scouting missions and that I really just had to wander about the camp until they came and got me. Then Freddy ran out of the woods in a beeline toards me, causing me to flip out and fall backwards and my ear friend to say "Holy fuck, what is that thing!?"...and was promptly stopped by my table due to having no pathing beyond "head towards me". He told me I should probably get to higher ground to observe it safely, so I grabbed a futurist ashtray looking thing that had OXYGEN floating as a hologram and I climbed onto the roof of my stand thing. I turned around to see if I hadn't, Foxy would have swiggity swoogity gotten my booty. Followed by about a hundred more of Foxy, Bonnie, Chica and Freddy. Also, I saw a white building with big, bold, red, lit up letters WEAPONS and windows showing the glorious insides with techy LMGs. I attempted to jump over the horde, but it smashed to black before I even hit the ground because REKT. Only the first time I started with a sniper rifle. There was a button labeled WINDOWS, but it was really some very wet and squishy cherry chew thing I could throw to distract the animatronics, and one time it glitched and spawned a pile of them, so I spent the time before suicide by horde throwing them, not all animatronics get distracted.

3rd game, Robot Apocalypse
>This was a PvP with enemies to make things interesting. The enemies were animatronics. It was futuristic because I could scavenge laser rifles with high fire rate and clip sizes, but while it took a few lasers to kill another person, it took almost 1.5 clips to kill an animatronic. I always ended up sniped before I could get killed by one of them, though. There were only grey block textures for the environment, so obvious alpha.

4th game, the fucked up one
>So each game varied in competence thrown at them, and besides the 3rd were absolutely gorgeous and realistic in detail... This one looked like some huuuuge colorful playground. I played hide and seek with animatronics with me the hider, but before the game starts I could chat it up with the animatronics like a dating sim sans dating and we were actually talking rather than scripted. Each animatronic had different behaviors, and everything I touched sparkled to prevent hiding in the ultimate spot forever. Bonnie found me the most. One time when Freddy found me, I started to fall backwards and turned around, and got hugged by a Flufflepuff level fluffy Golden Freddy, then smash to black as the loop began again.

Death Minigames
>Only had one, which was the only time I had a control sort of like the games... then subverted horribly when it suddenly became dance dance revolution jamming a handled card thing into a thing with slots to win and it was too fast for anybody to do perfect at or even get a decent score.
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>> No. 40733636
>I hadn't even LOOKED at anything FNaF related in about a week at the time.

>It was weird.
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>You gon' go bread?
>(Also, have a pic that may or may not be useful soon.)
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>> No. 40733644
>You'll have to repost it next I'm on phone. Kindle is just kindle. e-ink kind.I can be on at 1 PM at the earliest tomorrow.

>Because going to breas ad i was have 4 hours last nihjy and now goves me about 5 & 15.

>WOW i just messed up typing.

>Also, on the way home from work today, I saw a lady stop at a light, open her door, puke real quickly, then close it like nothing happened. I 404'd for a moment.
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