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40742114 No. 40742114
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun #Doom

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.
The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters D NUT BAR.

The bar is now OPEN

RP LIKE IT WAS YOUR IMPENDING DOOM
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>> No. 40742117
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Andrew nods and pours Litwick another drink, then Cara's voice is heard as the door opens. "S-sorry I'm late!! I uh, stopped off to fix my mane for dinner before gettin' here."
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>Lurking
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>Impending Dom or Doom~?
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>>40742115
> There was nothing but a thickly wooded spot, much as it had been the first time they came through.

> Vi slowly lowered her hooves and breathed deeply, speaking in a low, urgent murmur, apparently having some difficulty collecting herself, as well. Though she clearly was not with you...

We have to go.

We can't come back here.
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>>40742119
>Impending Dom
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>>40742117
>Litwick glances over
"There you are! I was starting to get worried!"

>>40742119
>DOOOOOM!
>> No. 40742125
>>40742122
>He nods
"I assume you encountered the burning ones as well?"
>> No. 40742126
>So, Quoten. Shoooooooow me this menu...
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>>40742121

>>40742123
>:3

>RP~?
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>>40742127
>Yep
>Who ya want
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>>40742115
"I... Was." She said.

She rubbed her eyes.
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>>40742127
>>40742128
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>>40742124
"H-heh sorry, I just thought uh.. I'd try a new style.." She smiled bashfully, stopping infront of him. "What do ya think?"
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>>40742130
>Couldn't find my cat gif, have this one.
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>>40742128
>Hmmm...there's Axel, Dom, Ary, and Ryan!

>Axel and Dom were doing a pie eating contest.

>Ary was in the bar wearing skin tight pants and ahoodie with black finger less gloves. the hoodie and pants having skeleton boones on it. Like leg bones at her legs and such, who was talking to Ryan about who would win the pie eating contest.
>> No. 40742134
>>40742126
>
The silent one, who paints alone

>
The wanderer, who flees the past and future

>
The cheerful one, breaker of bones

>
The fearful one, drawn into this world

>
The studious one, answering the questions the world scoffs at asking

>
The metal one, absent from sense and this canon

>
Select your number from A to Z


>>40742129
>he pats her on the back
"Sorry about that, guy. Guess it wasn't such a hot idea after all."

>>40742131
>He smiles
"I like it! Looks great on you."

>>40742127
>Would you like one of mine?
>> No. 40742135
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>>40742133
>Miya suddenly appears from the ceiling covered in wires.
Dyehaaaah!..
>She looks over at Ritsu who was nearly drunk but smiled as the both of them connected mentally a moment, Miya spoke.
Have we landed yet?
>Ritsu grinned.
Yes

Oh..good.
>She reached over and booped Axel. Ritsu kept messing with Dom as he at. Ida was just shaking her head the whole time.
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>>40742134
<>Suuure!

>If you got no idea of what to do!
>>>40742133


>>40742135
>Axel and Dom were both face deep in pie, the pie all over their mouths as they went to stop and told them

Wait, I almost one!

>And kept eating....though after the pie the eat, and after they throw the tin to the side...they stare at eachother....then throw up into a bucket. Ryan face palming and giving Ary 20 bucks!
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>>40742125
I don't know. I...I do not know.
> She shakes her head slowly, and beckons him across the riverbank, hunching over and prominently displaying a small variety of medical supplies she has ready.

Are you okay?
>> No. 40742138
>>40742134
"Sleeping or hot sauce?" She asked.

She yawned. "Screw it, I need coffee... For different reasons than staying awake forever..."
>> No. 40742139
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>>40742136
Ritsu help me down, I have to save the world.

Okay Father Cornelius.
>She said slurringly as she reached up to untangle her from the wires and the ceiling. Valentina reached over and pat Aryadne.
Buy me icecream..Neopolitan icecream merci.~
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>>40742134
She smiled brightly. "Really?? You think so?"
>> No. 40742141
>>40742136
>I do! In fact. Have no idea. What to do.
>1d6 = 1 according to my earlier list of characters

>>40742137
>He nods, following after her
"Fatigued. Alarmed. But unhurt."
>He glances around
"Where is the other?"

>>40742138
"The sleeping."
>He nods
"But at least that powernap seems to have done you some good. You're not all hopped up like you were earlier. So, uh, anyhoo, I never did get your name."

>>40742140
>He pulls her into a hug
"You look beautiful."
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>>40742139
I'll buy you and Ida ice cream~ I told his woman too :D

>She said jokingly, but smirking as Axel wipes his mouth and looks at Ritsu and Miya

What are you two doin?

>>40742141
>Alllright!!
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>>40742141
She giggled gleefully and nuzzled him, holding him close. "And my head feels much lighter!" She laughed
>> No. 40742144
>>40742141
"I'm Numbers Station," she said. "Et vous?"
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>>40742133
>>40742134
>>40742141
>Thousand watches the contest in disgusted fascination
How are you even eating all that.
>> No. 40742146
>>40742145
>Axel, being this boy, and DOm said

It was a bet! I think...I won..no I won!

No me!

>Silly, friendly, girly fight.
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>>40742145
>>40742146
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>>40742141
> Although I have something for Emiline in mind so that Emilia does not feel so left out, I can only presume for now that he is alive and in much the same state as the other two - in shock and alarm, but otherwise untouched.

Good.
...Get your things, and pack fast. We're going straight back home. I'll call your mo---I mean, caretaker, and...I don't know. Try to sleep.
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>>40742142
Good, be sure to get my favorite!
>Ida snickered and spoke.
Chocolat for me.~

>Ritsu and Miya both looked at him.
We are ona dangerous and important mission.
>Ritsu hic'd being drunk.
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>>40742144
>One must remember pictures on smaller posts when the bar is fairly busy.
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>>40742149
A, I just said 20 bucks!

Nnnnope~!

>Ryan folded his arms as Ary uses her magic to bring over a few tubs of ice cream, Vals fav, chocolate, and starwberry for Ary, and three spoons.


....Uhhhh...is it to make sure RItsu gets home?

>Axel boops her nose
>> No. 40742152
>>40742143
>He hugs her tight and gives her a quick peck on the forehead
"So, you ready for dinner?"

>>40742144
"Oddly Named. Wait...Numbers?"
>he points a hoof at her
"I know you! You're that chick from the radio!"

>>40742146
>>40742147
I'll regret asking, but what were the stakes?


>>40742148
>Fair enough

>No need to tell him twice. Harvey immediately sets to dismantling the campsite.
"I do not expect sleep to readily come this night, but I have no objection to vacating these premises with all haste."
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>>40742152
She nodded and smiled. "Ready when you are~!"
>> No. 40742154
>>40742152
Just money...

..lets just say we both won...since we had pie...

...I can dig it!
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>>40742151
Oh my love.~
>Ida kissed Ryan's cheek after cleaning him.
Eeee!
>Valentina dug into her neo icecream happily purring, Ida only took a little amount.

No, we gotta save the world.
>Ritsu snickered a little harder than she should of.
>> No. 40742156
>>40742153
>he nods
"Hey, Andrew, why don't you come along?"

>>40742154
>Thousand chuckles
I don't suppose you saved any for the rest of us
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>>40742152
"I'm the chick from the..." She blinks. "You're the crazy guy who talked to me through a normal radio!"
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>>40742152
Neither do I, kid.

> It is all said and done within ten agonizingly long minutes, and without so much as a glance backwards, she leads them back out of the forest, towards home. A lone pink lotus flower drifts past just as they crest the hill and exit the forest.


> Throughout the world, victims of the past lay forgotten and alone, never truly resting, waiting for their story to be told. But some stories are best left unsaid.
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>>40742158
>That pony has some snot there...
>> No. 40742160
>>40742157
>He nods
"In the flesh."

>>40742158
>That was good. Is that the end?
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>>40742160
> It is. Thank you very much!

>>40742159
> That picture is decidedly less unnerving now.
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>>40742155
>Ary eats about as much as Val, gigling as she pets her head. Ryan rolling his eyes a bit and going to kiss her on the cheek.

Heh~


....I wanna join...

So do I.

>Said Axel first, then Dom. Who went about tickling Ritsu

LEeeet us!

>>40742156
Well...we had like 20 each....
>> No. 40742163
>>40742156
Andrwe blinked and looked up. "What? Me? Aww, heh, y'all dont need me bein' a third wheel. I woulda if Dulset were still up. But uh, have it on me." he smield and tossed out a small bag of bits. "Take her somewhere nice" He winked and smiled
>> No. 40742164
>>40742134
>I'll take what's behind Door #2!

>Jack is having a nap in the bar, hat down over his face.

>OR

>There's a boy with messy red hair sitting on the roof.

>OR...

>...Eh, you can have a robot or a scientist.
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>>40742162
>Valentina hummed gently to herself, sometimes leaning away to make it harder for her to pet her.~ Ida nuzzled him.

No you can't save the world..you aren't a gay radio host!
>Miya said, hugging Axel and nuzzling him. Ritsu just giggled stupidly trying to wiggle away.
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>>40742161
>It was a fun ride! I'm not entirely sure what happened there, and frankly I prefer it that way.

>>40742162
Ah.

>He nods
Bathroom's that way.


>>40742163
"Oh, well...okay. Thank you!"

>>40742164
>A teal mare trots into the bar, a velociraptor trailing at her heels
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>>40742160
"It's finally nice to meet you!" She said, suddenly smiling. "I was wondering if we would ever meet! Ce est assez chouette!"
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>>40742165
Heey, don' you dodge me~

>Ary said, wrapping her leggings around her as Ryan wrapped his arms around Ida

How was yer day?


>Dom flopps onto Ritsu lap as Axel hugged Miya and kissed her, mouth covered in pie as Dom says

Aww...I'm the only one with out a woman...

>>40742166
Nah. We're fine. We threw up enough...

>Said Axel
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>>40742168
Hah-hah!
>She said leaning away some more, snickering as she tickled her with a cold spoon. Ida rested on him.

Rather uneventful, trained with the little kitty over there.
>Miya then grabbed him and grudgingly cleaned his face. Ritsu burped a little and pet Dom.
>> No. 40742170
>>40742167
"Oh yeah! Um, ah...."
>He shakes his head
"I don't know a lick of Franch."

>>40742168
Doesn't that disqualify you?
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>>40742166
"Heh, sorry... its late anyways, I should go make sure the kids all got to bed." he smiled. "You two have fun though."

Cara nudged witha grin. "C'mon, Andrew's buyin', we could go to that really fancy italian place I wanted to try!"
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>>40742166
> It's been a while since I did a Horror arc(and that one was a mite longer lived), but ambiguity goes a long way for it.

> I'm very glad you enjoyed it!
>> No. 40742173
>>40742171
>Litwick smiles at her
"Sounds like a plan. See you later, Andrew. And thanks!"

>>40742172
>it was good. We should do this again sometime.
>Also, it seems strangely ironic to have Harvey as the horror victim for once.
>> No. 40742174
>>40742173
Andrew smiled and waved them off as Cara nudged her coltfriend out of the bar
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>>40742166
>Well, what the heck.

>Jack raises his hat slightly over his eyes when the newcomer walks in, and...
...
What the... Hell?
>He can't resist staring at the velociraptor.
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>>40742173
> I'll definitely see what I can do.

> Vi's attempts to impart lessons of life on the Harvester have either gone horribly wrong or horribly right.

And with that, I rest soon...
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>>40742169
Nyaaah!

>Ary flails a bit at the cold spoon, then uses her own to boop some ice cream on it. Ryan smiled as he stole some ice ream from her

Sounds relaxin~

>Axel blinked a few times and frowned

I was gonna eat that later....

>Dom licks Ritsu's face

People tell me you're leaving for a while...

>>40742170
That's why we both said we one!

>The boy said with a smile
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>>40742170
"'This is nifty'. Désolé, mon ami, I should... Probably stick to what is normally spoken." She said.

>I just notice it says Paris on the radio...

>I never saw that!
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>>40742177
Hehe, Aryadne is cute.~
>She then licked off the part she booped with tongue. She fed Ryan some ice cream.

Mostly tiring.

>Miya scrunched her nose.
How about no.

>Ritsu groaned, which turned into a sip of her beer, which became a burp.
Oh ye-hicck- yeah whoo?
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>>40742174
"So, where is this place?"

>>40742175
>The velociraptor stares back at him

>>40742176
>Later, man!

>>40742177
>He chuckles
Fair enough


>>40742178
"Yeah, sorry guy. So, you do those number stations, huh?"
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>>40742180
"It's more uptown." She smiled
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>>40742180
I don't...
>Jack, for one of the first times in his life, is at a loss for words.
...
How...
>He stammers a bit, the jack of all sales suddenly forgetting how to talk at seeing what he had been informed was an extinct creature walking into the bar, where he was sitting, without a care in the world.
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>>40742179
Damn right I am~

>Ary went back to eating the ice cream, smirking as Ryan nodded along with her and rubbed Idas shoulders gently

Want meh to rub your back?


...Blah...you're always making me not have fun...I want more pie...

>Says the boy after eating 20 pies.

>Dom shrugs a bit

Wooord passes around....also why are ya so drunk?

>He booped her stomach

>>40742180
Mmmmhmm~! So what up pony dude?

>>40742181
>Woops!
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>>40742184

>wat!
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>>40742185
>Nothin, hello darkness my old friend!
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>>40742186

>I don't understand!
>> No. 40742188
>>40742181
>Evening

>>40742182
"Should we get a cab?"

>>40742183
"Chhrhu?"
>The creature tilts its head as it observes him

>>40742184
Oh, not much. Comfortable normality I suppose. Although...did you ever meet Ranger?
>> No. 40742189
>>40742188

>Morning.
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>>40742184
>Valentina simply giggled again and shook her head, she hopped into her lap and rested. Ida nodded and took a seat.

Yeah well, throwing up isnt that good for ya.
>Miya pat him. And then Ritsu finished her beer.
Awww, and Immaan adult canna not drink?

Yes, I am..Im going to this highway patrol station to work at..so Ill still be hangin around here..well coming back to homespace to sleep and eat so ya wont see me much.
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>>40742187
>Shhh, just enjoy the morning!

>>40742188
Raaanger?

>The boy tilts his head
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>>40742188
"That might be better actually, yeah." She nodded with a smile
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>>40742191

>I'ma tired!
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>>40742180
"Oui! I run it by myself!" she said.
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>>40742190
>Ary smirks, burshing her hair and playing with her ear and tail a bit to relax her as Ryan follows her, then places his large hands on her back and firmly/gently rubs her muscles~

>Axel just sticks her tongue out at Miya, then uses it to lick her nose as Dom nods

Yeah. You can...but usually for a reason...not judging.

>Dom pets her head as he nods

And that so? Alright. I'll try not to bug ya so much!

>>40742193
>Sleep then D:




>BRB shower
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>>40742195

>But I just woke up you dumb!
>> No. 40742197
>>40742189
>And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.

>>40742191
>He nods
Maroon pegasus, crosshair cutie mark.


>>40742192
>Nodding, he glances back and forth down the street
"Let's see if we can find one..."

>>40742194
"Really?"
>He leans in close
"So, what do the codes really mean?"
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>>40742197
"Well it's a tuesday... I dont think it should be too hard." She giggled
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>>40742188
...
>Jack makes a face at the velociraptor.
...Yooou win this round, extinct creature. Yoou win.
>He then proceeds to stand up and head over to the bar, retrieving a bottle of sparkling water, then heading back to his seat, nearly bumping into either the creature's owner or traveling companion, depending.
>> No. 40742200
>>40742197
She shrugs. "I just find papers in my station and read them. They seem to use the same code though, so I'm working on that."
>> No. 40742201
File 142061382601.jpg - (471.77KB , 1920x1080 , 1402135965594.jpg )
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>>40742195
>Val's tail twitched a little more, the tip curling around her arm a little. Ida sighed lightly as she relaxed.

Yeah so be careful!
>Miya booped him.

>Ritsu nodded.
yeah, Ill be aaaa ok.
>> No. 40742202
>Holy crap, it is 1 am. I need to sleep.
>Goodnight, folks
>> No. 40742203
File 142061420445.jpg - (249.78KB , 2000x1000 , 1419563338255.jpg )
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>>40742202
>Night!
>> No. 40742204
>>40742202
>Awe... Goodnight.
>> No. 40742205
>>40742204

>Hi you.
>> No. 40742206
>>40742205
>And you.
>> No. 40742207
File 142061484718.jpg - (257.13KB , 1280x823 , adventure-time.jpg )
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>>40742196
>Go back to sleep!

>>40742197
Nnnoppe...never.

>>40742201
Enjoyin that?

>Ryan said smiling as he rubbed and rubbed

>He boops her back and says

People are lseeping. Lets go do fun teenager stuff!

>Dom nods....then gives her a hug
>> No. 40742208
>>40742207

>Can't!

>>40742206

>Sup!
>> No. 40742209
>>40742208
>poor little pup.
>> No. 40742210
>>40742208
>Bleh
>Kinda sleepy.
>> No. 40742211
>>40742209

>I'm knot a pup!
>> No. 40742212
>>40742210

>Laaaaame.
>> No. 40742213
File 142061539173.jpg - (16.04KB , 280x265 , thumb_php.jpg )
40742213
>If Blowhard could blow so hard he could hardly blow then would he be blowing harder then blow?
>> No. 40742214
File 142061539569.png - (22.99KB , 830x650 , arthur maybe.png )
40742214
Hello again
>> No. 40742215
>>40742213
>Maybe.
>> No. 40742216
File 142061543412.jpg - (102.74KB , 987x727 , Mom.jpg )
40742216
>Dom was sitting out side the DB, in an alt time, fixing up his red muscle car!
>> No. 40742217
File 142061543787.png - (702.47KB , 4183x4312 , It says ur a fgt.png )
40742217
>>40742214
>> No. 40742218
>>40742215
>Nyahc nyach nyach
>> No. 40742219
File 142061551084.png - (22.47KB , 830x650 , A lowley squire sir.png )
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>>40742217
Oh... ok
>> No. 40742220
File 142061560487.png - (69.92KB , 306x311 , i did a token.png )
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>>40742216
Andrew lurks and sees what he does.
>he has red color dye in his windshield wiper
>and marbles in the hubcaps
>but idk why he'd find either of them
>> No. 40742221
File 142061562974.png - (105.39KB , 900x847 , one kelpie tail later.png )
40742221
>>40742219
:P
>> No. 40742222
>>40742220
*and a camera set up with him*
>> No. 40742223
File 142061583208.png - (24.80KB , 830x650 , we are not ammused.png )
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>>40742221
[/?]we are not amused. Off with his head.[/?]
>> No. 40742224
File 142061587049.png - (90.91KB , 900x847 , I have the hue.png )
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>>40742223
>do you see a body under that head?
<ti's already off
^and still laguhin

Last edited at Wed, Jan 7th, 2015 00:32

>> No. 40742225
File 142061593939.png - (22.99KB , 830x650 , arthur maybe.png )
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>>40742224
Welp...
>> No. 40742227
>>40742225
>That's called an backfire
>pleb
>> No. 40742228
And i'll be going then...
>> No. 40742229
File 142061622131.png - (1.91MB , 1920x1080 , 1420356274966.png )
40742229
>>40742220
>>40742222
>Dom was working and working, enjoying his time as he pulls a little mousy out of the engine

There we go!

>He lets him go on the ground. He runs about 5 feet before am owl comes from the sky and grabs him...from then a hawk gets that owl. The hawk is eaten up next as a giant Pterodactyl eats the hawk....then that gets eaten up by a small plane....the plane gets eaten up by a bigger plane. The bigger plane gets eaten up by a HUGE TITANIC SIZED PLANE! THERE WERE NO SURVIORS!

>Dom watches the fire ball hit the ground off in the distance as he shrugs. Goes to turn on the car...annnnd?
>> No. 40742230
>>40742229
"Got allllll of that~" Andrew grins before pointing the camera back to the car

As the wheels began to turn, there'd be the sound of a bag of marbles rolling aroundin the car, was it in the car?

and the frost on the windshield needed to be done away with
>> No. 40742231
File 142061652766.png - (2.36MB , 2454x1866 , Pear Lites Arch Nemesis AKA the neighbor kid.png )
40742231
>>40742230
>Dom blinks a few times as he stops the car

huh...

>he turns the wipers on as he opens the car door to give the gas a press to have the engine reve up more
>> No. 40742232
>>40742231
>if tis a normal car, it gives a pre-emptive shot of wiper fluid, which turns out to be red!.
>> No. 40742233
>>40742232
...What the fuck. is my car having it's period!?

>Dom stops the car fully, presses his hoof to the red, and then opens the hood again to look inside of the wiper fluid
>> No. 40742234
>>40742233
>it's red!
>> No. 40742235
>>40742234
.......

>Dom sighs. Turns the car on again to drive it back to the donut bar, and tries cleaning it out with a hose
>> No. 40742236
>>40742235
while he drove back down the road, andrew made sure to get an angle, dom could hear marbles rolling and clacking together from somewhere int eh car, from all sides
>> No. 40742237
File 142061707927.jpg - (527.14KB , 1920x1080 , 210268.jpg )
40742237
>>40742236
What is that now?

>Dom parked the car, looking around inside of the car wher ehe sat to see if that's wher eit was coming from
>> No. 40742238
>>40742237
Didn't appear to be anything from inside the car~

Last edited at Wed, Jan 7th, 2015 00:53

>> No. 40742239
File 142061728469.jpg - (1.17MB , 1920x1200 , Donut bar.jpg )
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>>40742238
>DOm's eyes narrow as he flips the hood again, looking to see if there was anything weird
>> No. 40742240
>>40742239
nope!
>> No. 40742241
>>40742240
>Dom had spent a good while at the engine before closing it back up, then getting in his car, turning it on for a moment before slooowly back up...hearing where the sound only happens when he movies, he gets out again. Looking all around it
>> No. 40742242
>>40742241
Andrew practically wants to scream out where it is, but of coruse the building furstration is also a good reacdtion to capture
>> No. 40742243
File 142061779993.jpg - (1.16MB , 3264x2448 , 16 Year Old Me 2.jpg )
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>>40742242
>Eventually, Dom finds the tires are the cause. He leans in to take a look. Blinking a few times

...

>Leans in cloer

....

...ise.....is that....are these marbles?
>> No. 40742244
>>40742243
Andrew snickered quietly as he zoomed in

yes, they were marbles
>> No. 40742245
>>40742244
,,,,,

>DOm groans, going about trying to take them all out, throwing them over his hsoulder and swearing
>> No. 40742246
>>40742245
Andrwe snickered and finished recording and put the camera away
>> No. 40742247
>>40742246
>DOm goes back to sitting in his car, driving around a bit before being satisfied. He sticks his head out and says

Who ever did that I'mma eat your baby.
>> No. 40742248
>>40742247
"how ironic, when my baby could eat you~"he grinned and flew off after he had drove off
>> No. 40742249
>>40742248
>>40742248
>And thus beigns Doms hunt to eat a baby D:
>> No. 40742250
>>40742249
>Greatest prank result ever :3
>> No. 40742251
>>40742250
>Hehe~

>I was thinking the best would be the one the dude who played Rick from the walking dead di to Norman. Withthe dude with one arm.
>> No. 40742252
>>40742251
>whut
>> No. 40742253
>>40742252
>Look it up! Walking dead prank Norman Redus
>> No. 40742254
>>40742253
>Oh oh oh right i remember
>> No. 40742255
>>40742254
>:3
>> No. 40742256
>>40742255
>E:
>> No. 40742257
File 142061928899.png - (2.36MB , 2454x1866 , Pear Lites Arch Nemesis AKA the neighbor kid.png )
40742257
>Hehe......blackholes...center of the milkyway...
>> No. 40742258
>boo!
>> No. 40742259
File 142062003722.gif - (902.26KB , 250x333 , uguuu.gif )
40742259
Lookie! It's a cute rabbit girl! Go cuddle her because reasons!
>> No. 40742260
File 142062017243.jpg - (955.41KB , 1920x1080 , Marcaline.jpg )
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>>40742258
>>40742259
>I need to sleep though D:
>> No. 40742261
File 142062027171.gif - (378.51KB , 250x334 , spoiler.gif )
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>>40742260
>Go to sleep then, silly.

>But she'll remember.
>> No. 40742262
File 142062035661.jpg - (395.28KB , 1200x960 , BlueJay.jpg )
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>>40742259
tweet~!
>> No. 40742263
File 142062039226.png - (329.04KB , 480x600 , I feel bad inside now.png )
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>>40742262
"...Birdy?"
>> No. 40742264
>>40742259
>HUGS ETERNAL
>> No. 40742265
File 142062043838.jpg - (180.56KB , 1600x1200 , 1323750758336.jpg )
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>>40742261
>i never expect her to forget D:
>> No. 40742266
File 142062045850.jpg - (82.78KB , 600x600 , Rabbits!.jpg )
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>>40742264
"Eeep! You're hugging my eternal!!"
>> No. 40742267
>>40742266
Wait, crap, there goes the 4th wall
>> No. 40742268
File 142062065042.gif - (734.71KB , 250x333 , Talking.gif )
40742268
>>40742265
><Hugs>

>>40742267
"...But all the walls are fine, silly!"
>> No. 40742269
>>40742268
Quick, to the Skypeland, before it is too late!
>disappears
>> No. 40742270
File 142062076551.jpg - (20.96KB , 250x375 , Blue_jay.jpg )
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>>40742263
Tweet tweet~!
>> No. 40742271
File 142062082852.jpg - (38.91KB , 600x460 , Rabbit hole!.jpg )
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>>40742270
"Aww... Do you want some bird seed?"
>> No. 40742272
Nigt!
>> No. 40742273
>>40742271
It flittered over and landed infront of her, giving small twitches
>> No. 40742274
File 142062095972.jpg - (69.97KB , 850x850 , Haaaaappy easter!.jpg )
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>>40742273
And Ammie proceeded to magic up some bird seed in one of her hands, before opening it to you.
>> No. 40742275
File 142062100614.jpg - (2.43MB , 3180x1866 , Blue_Jay_with_Peanut.jpg )
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>>40742274
it happiliy landed in her hand and began pecking out of it ^^
>> No. 40742276
File 142062104865.jpg - (117.74KB , 700x1050 , Ammie IRL.jpg )
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>>40742275
"Hehe... You're so cuuute~!"
>> No. 40742277
>>40742276
It looked up at her ears, and moved up along her arms, then gently pecked at her bunny ear!
>> No. 40742278
File 142062120657.gif - (378.51KB , 250x334 , Siiiigh.gif )
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>>40742277
"H-Hey, ow... Please don't do that..."
>> No. 40742279
File 142062125091.jpg - (312.65KB , 720x504 , blue_jay_home_md_20120427_04.jpg )
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>>40742278
...Tweet..?
>> No. 40742280
File 142062129426.png - (133.82KB , 479x513 , Well, you tried.png )
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>>40742279
"...That kinda' hurt."
>> No. 40742281
File 142062145722.jpg - (395.28KB , 1200x960 , BlueJay.jpg )
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>>40742280
It flicks and shivers again, before floating up and landing in your hair, nestling into it
>> No. 40742282
File 142062151886.jpg - (150.50KB , 668x529 , Woooooah!.jpg )
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>>40742281
Ammie's messy mop of hair makes a nice comfy nest!

"...Hehe... Is it comfy there?"
>> No. 40742283
File 142062161167.jpg - (178.22KB , 976x720 , blue_jay10411abg.jpg )
40742283
>>40742282
Tweedle dee~! it gave a happy coo and looked around
>> No. 40742284
File 142062163500.jpg - (294.27KB , 500x667 , CUTE.jpg )
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>>40742283
"...Aaaaaw!~ So cute~"
>> No. 40742285
>>40742284
It turned and looekd back to the counter, floating over to pick at left over french fries before retruning and sitting in her mane, eating a french fry
>> No. 40742286
File 142062193196.jpg - (84.40KB , 600x600 , Don't worry, this'll only hurt a lot.jpg )
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>>40742285
"...Can you get me some too?"
>> No. 40742287
File 142062202166.jpg - (84.76KB , 394x425 , kurwa cyborg dziwko.jpg )
40742287
>Potato knishes.
>> No. 40742288
>>40742286
it floats over and bites the edge of the paper the freis were on and begins dragging them across the counter
>> No. 40742289
File 142062206543.jpg - (38.56KB , 500x676 , But___ Carrots.jpg )
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>>40742288
Ammie giggles and toddles up to the counter.

"Thank you Mr Birdy~!"
>> No. 40742290
File 142062221877.jpg - (42.06KB , 544x364 , BD0026_1l.jpg )
40742290
>>40742289
It tweets and pecks away at more french fry!

"I see ya met Skylark." Andrew's voice is heard, approaching with a smile
>> No. 40742291
File 142062281273.jpg - (94.28KB , 600x600 , Bwah!.jpg )
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>>40742290
"...Is this your birdy?"
>> No. 40742292
File 142062283649.jpg - (75.39KB , 600x400 , Alauda_arvensis_2.jpg )
40742292
>>40742290
>Isn't skylark a name of a different species of bird?
:o
>> No. 40742293
>>40742292
>"isn't skylark the name of a different species of bird?
>Posts a bird named Alauda arvensis 2
>k

>>40742291
Andrew smiled. "Yup~! Name's skylark, just got him the other day."
>> No. 40742294
File 142062295676.jpg - (50.45KB , 480x640 , IT'S HAMMERTIME!!!.jpg )
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>>40742293
"He's smart!... But I think he likes my ears a bit too much."
>> No. 40742295
>>40742294
>>40742294
"Ohhh, was he peckin? and was it hurtin?"
>> No. 40742296
File 142062310107.jpg - (77.92KB , 620x510 , I don't even.jpg )
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>>40742295
"N-Not really..."
>> No. 40742297
>>40742296
"Well I mean, he's not supposed to do that. :c and I need to reprimand him if he misbehaves."

He looks at the birb. "That's a no-no skylark. no pecking ears."

tweeeet.... :c
>> No. 40742298
File 142062322372.png - (329.04KB , 480x600 , I feel bad inside now.png )
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>>40742297
"Aww...." she says with a little frown.
>> No. 40742299
>>40742293
>Yes, that's its common name, Alauda Arvensis Duo. We call it that all the time.
>> No. 40742300
>>40742298
and then he puts the bird in a cage and shakes it all up D:

andrew smile and gave the bird a soft nuzzle, it returned, then climbed back in his mane. "Yeah im training for a n-" then the bird pecked his ear sassily before diving back into his mane, andrew winced. "nn.. new movie. about a pony and a bird buddy"
>> No. 40742301
>>40742299
>that sounds like some harry potter shit
>> No. 40742302
File 142062340695.png - (450.03KB , 662x662 , I HAVE A THING IN MY HAIR.png )
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>>40742300
"That sounds so cute! Is Skylark gonna' be acting in it too?"
>> No. 40742303
>>40742301
>Latin is a magical language~
>> No. 40742304
>>40742303
>claims to be polish
>speaks spanish
>k

>>40742302
"Heh, maybe~ I'm not sure if they have a bird picked out already or not... I kinda hope not, I'd love to do a movie with him, we match after all."
>> No. 40742305
>>40742304
>american
>not speaking spanish
>> No. 40742306
>>40742305
>>40742305
>>40742305
>>40742305
>You're pretty phony for someone whose name is fone
>> No. 40742307
>>40742306
>Imma foni poni
>> No. 40742308
>>40742307
>You play clowns and pigs, you are not a pony
>> No. 40742309
>>40742308
>I have the body of a pig
snort snort snort
>> No. 40742310
>>40742309
>So you're def not a poni
>> No. 40742311
>>40742310
>maybe clown pig wants to be a poni too
:c
>> No. 40742312
>>40742311
>maybe clown pig should get run over by a clown car
:s
>> No. 40742313
>>40742312
>And then - clown bacon!
>> No. 40742314
>>40742313
>eating roadkill clown bacon
>wow no thx
>> No. 40742316
>>40742314
>being a bird
>not eating roadkill bacon
°-°
>> No. 40742317
>>40742316
>I'm not a bird
>I'm a poni
>> No. 40742318
>>40742317
>You have feathery wings.
>> No. 40742319
>>40742318
>I'm a pony with wings
>> No. 40742320
>>40742319
A mutont!
D:
>> No. 40742321
>>40742320
>Hey, you pig-clown,k you hav ea stick sticking out of ur head and pigs on ur ass
>> No. 40742322
File 142062654874.png - (73.19KB , 900x900 , fluffy Varmus by Blowhard.png )
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>> No. 40742323
File 142062660232.jpg - (31.64KB , 425x349 , blue_jay_5_122231044_std.jpg )
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>>40742322
>Oh my god

>So many places to nestle
>> No. 40742324
File 142062667555.png - (39.21KB , 537x637 , oh fuck.png )
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>>40742323
>> No. 40742325
File 142062673133.jpg - (138.58KB , 480x600 , Blue_Jay_m17-67-133_l_1.jpg )
40742325
>>40742324
>> No. 40742326
File 142062680766.png - (383.32KB , 1007x537 , waiting for you_safecut.png )
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>>40742325
>Tits now in the Bar
>> No. 40742327
File 142062685990.jpg - (269.96KB , 530x380 , BBBJ-Speaks1.jpg )
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>>40742326
*pops his head out of her shirt*
>> No. 40742328
File 142062694549.png - (146.47KB , 264x452 , in a nutshell.png )
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>>40742327
Oh! And when did you get in here?
>> No. 40742329
File 142062706445.png - (69.92KB , 306x311 , i did a token.png )
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>>40742328
Tweet!

"Ah shit D: Did my pecker get in your tits?"
>> No. 40742330
File 142062737370.png - (319.91KB , 500x500 , ask_mistress.png )
40742330
>>40742329
...Hah, clever. No, your bird got caught up in my clothes.
>> No. 40742331
>>40742330
Andrew snickere.d "Alright Skylark~ leave them alone, thats' fine for now~" he reaches his hoof to her chest, doesn't touch it, but close, then the bird hops onto his hoof. "SO I got a bird :D"
>> No. 40742332
File 142062764270.png - (650.87KB , 1200x828 , wanna lick something sweet.png )
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>>40742331
That's a huge bird.
>> No. 40742333
File 142062773580.jpg - (2.43MB , 3180x1866 , Blue_Jay_with_Peanut.jpg )
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>>40742332
"What..? Not really o.o"
>> No. 40742334
File 142062785571.png - (156.15KB , 451x287 , hairbun.png )
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>>40742333
Bigger then yours~

>She grinned. Well, fuck, he walked straight into that one.
>> No. 40742335
>>40742334
":s"
"Fuck"
he flips a stool.
>> No. 40742336
File 142062800616.png - (594.87KB , 1050x513 , oh look~_safe.png )
40742336
>>40742335
>She gave him a shit-eating grin.
Oh, don't be mad, it's skill that matters anyway.
>> No. 40742337
File 142062821410.png - (105.39KB , 900x847 , one kelpie tail later.png )
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>>40742336
"And I have plenty that could vouch for me there D:"

Chirp...

"Shut up!"
>> No. 40742338
File 142062831769.png - (107.40KB , 395x395 , honk honk_safe.png )
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>>40742337
The smaller head here's right.

>Teton petted the bird with a smirk.
So, what's up?
>> No. 40742339
>>40742338
Andrwe frowned. "Lies are being slandered int hsi very establishment, that's what!"

"I mean, I- er, billyfish and I pranked dom :3 wanna see?"
>> No. 40742340
File 142062857249.png - (400.38KB , 424x448 , even moar than even moar hoofbeat!.png )
40742340
>>40742339
Sure!
>> No. 40742341
>>40742340
Andrew shows her the video! Starts with like, birds eating birds then planes eting planes... then gets to dom driving his nice musle car, then turns on the windshiled wipers, which the fluid turns out to be red! So he backs up to the bar and sprays it down with a hose, in the snow and freezing
>> No. 40742342
File 142062901661.png - (807.39KB , 1076x825 , mmmmn~_safe.png )
40742342
>>40742341
>Teton snickered, covering her mouth with one hand, and continue watching. Because it was a small screen, she practically laid her head on Andrew's shoulder.
>> No. 40742343
>>40742342
Andrew snickered with her and grinned as she did, and then there was about 5 or 10 minutes of Dom trying to figure out where the hell small little clacking sounds were coming from, opening the hood, lookingin the car, and then finally realizing that there were handful of marbles in each of the hubcaps in the wheels that he picked out individually
>> No. 40742344
File 142062946798.png - (650.87KB , 1200x828 , wanna lick something sweet.png )
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>>40742343
Marbles? You evil, evil bastard. This is amazing.
>> No. 40742345
>>40742344
"oh yeah~ pranks are always a good way to pick someone up~" he grinned. "Can't wait to show Billy this.. she had to leave early before we- er she could watch. But I made sure she'd get to see." he held the camera up and gave it a bit of a shake.

"And thank you~" he bows. "I take great pride in what I do~ Maybe I should look at reviving Punk'd."
>> No. 40742346
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40742346
>>40742345
...Wait, waitwaitwait. You're not telling me you've pranked Dom just to try to pick up Billyfish for some hot eldritch widow kinky-
>> No. 40742347
File 142062994420.png - (172.37KB , 1024x950 , Well then___.png )
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>>40742346
-Blink blnk. "W-woah woah wait what???"

"W-where'd that come from? I was just helpin' a friend. We have similar senses of humors like that, I knew that prankin' always y'know... picked me up, I'm tryin' to help her out... figured she'd like it, and she was really into it..."
>> No. 40742348
File 142063027814.png - (107.40KB , 395x395 , honk honk_safe.png )
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>>40742347
Just checking!

>Teton flashed a sweet smile, pulling Andrew into a hug and pressing his face to her chest slightly. So soft~

Because, you know. I worry about Billyfish so much right now. If someone was to use her vulnerable state to take advantage on her, I'd probablt lose it and do something very, very bad, like forcefeeding the offender own bodyparts, starting with genitals, until there was only a horribly mangled, limbless carcass with bloated on own flesh, unable to even moan for a mercykill. Or something like that.

>She scratched Andrew's ear.
But it's good to know I can count on you to be a friend. ♥
>> No. 40742349
>>40742347
>>40742348
>>40742347
>>40742346
"I-I mean, I'm certainly not wanting to put off the vibe that I'm trying to take advantage of her... b-because that's just awful to insinuate of me! I'm way better than that! I'm not inhumane a-and I'm just trying to be a good friend!-"

"I-I'm honestly not. Thats honestly the last thing on my mind..." His ears flopped.
>> No. 40742350
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>>40742349
Alright, I trust you. ♥

>Teton pecked Andew's cheek.
>> No. 40742351
>>40742350
He shook a bit and sighed, sitting back down
>> No. 40742352
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>>40742351
...Look, sorry for accusing you. It's not because I have something againist you or think low of you. I'm just trying to look out for my friend.
>> No. 40742353
>>40742352
"Well it's not like it's not expected, I get that its easy to think what my intentions could be, but I know better than to come onto her knowing what would happen to me, which is what you said, prett much exactly as I imagined it'd be... but I'm married myself, I can only try to feel what she's feeling by thinkng what it'd be like if Dulset... ..." he sighed. "I'm looking out for her too. And this is a real shitty thing to bring my own sexual insecurities into... I mean, it would be, they're not... they're not in this."
>> No. 40742354
File 142063112053.png - (79.48KB , 380x486 , ~♥.png )
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>>40742353
...I'm sorry. Honestly, I am. Can I make it up to you somehow?
>> No. 40742355
>>40742354
insert obvious joke pertaining to sexual material here

"Uh... nothin' comes to mind. It's fine... it's my own fault anyways for makin my own reputation I guess"
>> No. 40742356
File 142063136447.png - (379.13KB , 399x529 , hoofbeat!.png )
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>>40742355
...Alright. If you think up something...

>Teton smiled faintly and ruffled up his mane.

Let's go prank Kiddo.
>> No. 40742357
>>40742356
"Alright, tiny IOU then." he smirked softly.

"Kiddo? Hell i havent seen her in a good year or so. What a great way to reconnect."
>> No. 40742358
File 142063173431.png - (205.26KB , 703x485 , oh yes Vinyl Scratch suck that.png )
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>>40742357
I'm thinking...

>Teton spread her arms and closed her eyes.
...We break into her armory in Homespace, replace every gun she owns with cheesy Nerf ones, replace every knife she owns with an even cheesier foam toy, and dump three pounds of sticky glitter in her underwear drawer.
>> No. 40742359
>>40742358
"Aww hell yeah! I was gunan try to do something with Val's gun but she was smart and dind't bring it to the bar D:"

"I got money, do we need to go buy all those kinda nerf guns?"
>> No. 40742360
File 142063202087.png - (400.38KB , 424x448 , even moar than even moar hoofbeat!.png )
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>>40742359
Actually, I own a metric fuckton of nerf guns and foam melee weapons of various sizes.
>> No. 40742361
>>40742360
"Well that's conveniant!" he grinned and opened the door to homespace. "Apres vous~"
>> No. 40742362
File 142063226520.png - (65.67KB , 312x243 , hands up!.png )
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>>40742361
>Thirty minutes later, they came out of Homespace, snickering like idiots.

You know she's gunna kill us for that one?
>> No. 40742363
>>40742362
"Eh, Dom threatened to eat my baby, I'll just cross these bridges as they come~" Andrew snickered. "Just glad we got the cameras set up... I promise they'll go down as soon as I get the reactions >.>"
>> No. 40742364
File 142063240198.png - (650.87KB , 1200x828 , wanna lick something sweet.png )
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>>40742363
Upload 'em to ponytubes?
>> No. 40742365
File 142063251879.jpg - (44.24KB , 373x600 , I know kung-fu!.jpg )
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>> No. 40742366
>>40742364
"Along with all the other reaction vidioess I'll begint o capture~!... but do you think I'd get flack if I put plastic wrap on the frame of the door to homespace and tried to lure ammie or mandie or whoever to run into it with a plate of cookies or something in the bar?"
>> No. 40742367
File 142063267718.png - (319.91KB , 500x500 , ask_mistress.png )
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>>40742365
>>40742366
Yes. From me. Ammie's untouchable.

>She winked.
Heck, Mandy or Amanda would probably even understand the joke, but our sweet little innocent Ammie? No.
>> No. 40742368
>>40742367
>>40742365
"Thought so~! I'll just have to do that to someone else... I mean, over the toilets are always a safe bet."
>> No. 40742369
File 142063283643.jpg - (100.85KB , 850x748 , What the fuck ears don't work that way.jpg )
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>>40742367
>>40742368
"...But if I'm untouchable, I can't get cuddles..."
>> No. 40742370
File 142063289805.png - (380.17KB , 779x749 , wee~!.png )
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>>40742368
Sounds like a plan!

>>40742369
You're un-bad-touchable, but quite good-touchable. Now come on, I give free cuddles~!
>> No. 40742371
>>40742369
>>40742370
"Hmmm...~" Andrew grinned and watched "Okay, I think I got a better idea~" He gave an oh so wide grin
>> No. 40742372
File 142063299294.jpg - (82.78KB , 600x600 , Rabbits!.jpg )
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>>40742370
>>40742371
Ammie proceeds to toddle up to Teton and nuzzle her tummy.
>> No. 40742373
File 142063316691.png - (107.40KB , 395x395 , honk honk_safe.png )
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>>40742371
>>40742372
>Teton happily nuzzled and petted little Ammie, tickling her sides with her wingtips lightly every now and then.

What idea, Andy?
>> No. 40742374
>>40742372
>>40742373
"Oh dont' worry, Ammie won't be harmed. She'll be untouched for sure~" he grinned and flew off dramatically!"
>> No. 40742375
File 142063340265.png - (445.92KB , 866x551 , Mandy cosplaying Ammie with best auntie.png )
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>>40742374
This gonna be good.
>> No. 40742376
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>>40742373
"Noooohohoooo!" she squeaks, softly papping at your wings.
>> No. 40742377
File 142063370316.png - (528.95KB , 850x1350 , thousand nights.png )
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>>40742376
Yeeeheheheeees~!

>She poked Ammie's sides, tummy, bummy and nosie with the fingertips, doing short tickly prods.
>> No. 40742378
File 142063375655.png - (133.82KB , 479x513 , Well, you tried.png )
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>>40742377
"Why does nobody listen when I say noooooo!" she squeaks and giggles, pawing at you some more!
>> No. 40742379
File 142063398446.png - (65.67KB , 312x243 , hands up!.png )
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>>40742378
You know, good question.

>She stopped with a grin and kissed Ammie's nosie.
>> No. 40742380
File 142063404868.jpg - (7.64KB , 212x237 , Sniffle_.jpg )
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>>40742379
"...You're not going to start again, right?"
>> No. 40742381
File 142063427934.png - (107.40KB , 395x395 , honk honk_safe.png )
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>>40742380
Hmm... Tempting, so very very veeery tempting... Nah.

>She kissed Ammie's tummy and snuggled her up in her arms and wings.
>> No. 40742382
File 142063434832.gif - (378.51KB , 250x334 , Siiiigh.gif )
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>>40742381
"Now we just need to get everyone else to stop tickling me. It makes my sides hurt." she says, nuzzling up to you.
>> No. 40742383
File 142063447947.png - (400.38KB , 424x448 , even moar than even moar hoofbeat!.png )
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>>40742382
Next time someone tickles you, tell them "please stop, it hurts"! Guaranteed to work.
>> No. 40742384
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>>40742383
"I'll try, but it's kinda' hard when you're being tickled at the same time."
>> No. 40742385
File 142063466431.png - (332.79KB , 454x544 , blank expressions of hoofbeat!.png )
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>>40742384
Try saying it now. Like you mean it.
>> No. 40742386
File 142063472016.jpg - (361.23KB , 1908x2018 , BUT I PEE FROM THERE!.jpg )
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>>40742385
"...Please stop, it hurts..."
>> No. 40742387
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>>40742386
...

...

>And then started the waterworks.
I'M SO SORRYYYYYEEEEEEEEEH!

>You now have one (x1) crying Teton in your lap, hysterically begging for forgiveness and thoroughly soaking her dress with tears.
>> No. 40742388
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>>40742387
This seems to frighten Ammie a little, causing her to squeak and freeze up.
>> No. 40742389
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>>40742388
I'msorryI'msorryI'mssosorryyyyyyyy...!

>Teton hugged Ammie's legs, pleading her for forgivness and swearing never to tickle her again between sobs.
>> No. 40742390
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>>40742389
Ammie gives a squeaky little whimper.

"S-Stop crying! Please! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that, I swear!"
>> No. 40742391
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>>40742390
>Teton hiccuped and nodded, sniffing.

...Uh-uhuuuuh...
>> No. 40742392
File 142063544057.png - (329.04KB , 480x600 , I feel bad inside now.png )
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>>40742391
Ammie proceeded to hug you very tight, sniffling softly.
>> No. 40742393
File 142063561675.png - (60.92KB , 256x318 , well this is a bigger explosion than expected.png )
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>>40742392
...Aah, shhh, shh, don't cry...

>Sniff!

>Teton hugged Ammie back tightly, nuzzlign the top of her head with her chin.
>> No. 40742394
File 142063571555.jpg - (279.99KB , 990x1081 , cuddle.jpg )
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Happy...happy New Year everyone...

>Blowhard stumbles in through the black door, rubbing the fog out of his eyes and shaking his head as he aims a senile old grin at the entirety of the barroom.

Sorry I'm late, had to do...things at home. Did you all get your presents?
>> No. 40742395
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>>40742394
"I didn't get one from you :c"

"What do I get?"
>> No. 40742396
File 142063590988.png - (219.18KB , 454x542 , messy eater~.png )
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>>40742394
>>40742395
>Meanwhile, Billyfish laced Blowhard's shampoo with an industrial strength pink dye.
>> No. 40742397
File 142063591650.jpg - (44.40KB , 400x225 , thisisgood.jpg )
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>>40742395
Oh hey Andy!

>Blowhard looks to the wilting Christmas tree over in the corner, and the massive pile of gifts beneath it. After a moment he pulls out the box that's wrapped in blue-and-red paper and stamped with your cutie mark. He hands it to you with a tired grin.

Heere ya go. Happy Hearthswarming, champ!
>> No. 40742398
>>40742396
>>40742397
"Wooo~!"A ndrew smiled and opened it up.
>> No. 40742399
File 142063624139.png - (626.40KB , 1280x757 , watching.png )
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>>40742398
>>40742396
>It's a box containing a copy of METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SWIFT EATER! And also its two prequels, its three spinoffs, and its one sequel.

Full disclosure, I don't know a damn thing about video games. This one just had your face on the cover, so yeah.
>> No. 40742400
File 142063640076.jpg - (546.25KB , 855x798 , a-apple sempai~.jpg )
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>>40742398
>>40742399
>This is when Billyfish approached somewhere between eyeblinks.
>> No. 40742401
File 142063667126.png - (202.87KB , 1000x1061 , kiriban without background and effects.png )
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>>40742400
>>40742399
>Fuckin aaaa
"...Oh right, I forgot they made these things D: .. :D hey, thankssss!"
>> No. 40742402
File 142063675119.gif - (105.36KB , 700x174 , idle.gif )
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>>40742400
>>40742401
I also got you a Swiss army kni--oh hey, Billy.

>Blowhard chooses this moment to wrap you in an awkward zombie hug.
>> No. 40742403
File 142063683924.jpg - (124.36KB , 550x733 , Gasp!.jpg )
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>>40742393
She seemed to calm down a little, simply nuzzling you and occasionally shivering.
>> No. 40742404
File 142063694343.png - (190.76KB , 557x402 , heya sexy.png )
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>>40742401
>>40742402
Howdeh, sugercube.

>Billyfish kissed both of Blowhard's cheeks and hugged him back tightly in a warm, soothing, soft embrace.

>>40742403
...Want some hot cocoa?
>> No. 40742405
>>40742404
>>40742402
Andrew smiled a small bit, stayin back to let them embrace
>> No. 40742406
File 142063708924.jpg - (60.29KB , 464x278 , camo2.jpg )
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>>40742404
>Blowhard kisses three of hers as he trots over to the tree.

Come on, did you see what I got you this year?
>> No. 40742407
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>>40742405
>Billyfish smiled at him.

>>40742406
Eeeenope.

>She trotted over to the tree.
>> No. 40742408
File 142063749796.jpg - (72.83KB , 409x600 , Bunny cuddles_.jpg )
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>>40742404
>>40742404
"..."

Sniffle nod.
>> No. 40742409
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>>40742408
>Cheeklick!

>Ammie is now on Teton's shoulders and they were preparing cocoa in the kitchen, the smell of hot milk, honey and cocoa alone makign them feel better.
>> No. 40742410
File 142063776973.gif - (0.99MB , 500x281 , wait, what.gif )
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>>40742405
>>40742407
Here, I got you something so you can stop running around being indecent.

>He hands you two bright red pieces of cloth--and they're both steel-sudded kevlar-plated impossibly-skinny...okay let's just call it what it is, it's a fucking battle bra and the underoos to match.

Oh, and this.

>He holds up a gift card for your choice of any 10 candy apples at participating Fruit-on-a-Stick locations, redeemable from now until March 2017.
>> No. 40742411
>>40742410
>>40742407
Andrew looks at the bra
"...
...
...
...
wot"
>> No. 40742412
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>> No. 40742413
File 142063807919.png - (2.36MB , 1050x1500 , Buy some apples~.png )
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>>40742410
>>40742411
...Ah'm lovin' it.

>Billyfish grinned and immediately turned anthro (stark naked, have fun ogling Andy) and put it on (have even more fun now).

>Then her smile faltered and pulled out a thick album from her mane.

'...Ere.

>>40742412
>Oi
>> No. 40742414
File 142063812785.jpg - (14.29KB , 468x300 , boss.jpg )
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>>40742411
>>40742413
See? This is exactly why.

>He accepts the album with a nod, and thereafter lays it down and opens it up.
>> No. 40742415
>>40742414
>>40742413
Andrew stares.. but more confused than he is aroused or oggling. "...Y'know I dont do stuff like that, right?? .... but i bet Dulst would look good in this..."
>> No. 40742416
>>40742413

>What is it?
>> No. 40742417
File 142063829569.jpg - (546.25KB , 855x798 , a-apple sempai~.jpg )
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>>40742414
>It's a photo album Billyfish must've been completing for some time. Her and Sigmund, Sigmund alone, Sigmund with Blowhard, Sigmund with Dom...
...Ah know it by heart, sugercube. Billyfish ain' fergettin' unless she wants ta. Yew take it.

>>40742415
Ah think anyun' woulda, hyuk!

>>40742416
>Nuttin'.
>> No. 40742418
>>40742417

>But... Well OK then.
>> No. 40742419
>>40742418
>I'm in last class of the day so my choices are kinda limited - though, quick short RP? :3
>> No. 40742420
>>40742419

>I've not much time either, can only stay and chat.
>> No. 40742421
File 142063849966.jpg - (14.53KB , 300x315 , old_boss.jpg )
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>>40742417
Hmm...

>He gingerly runs a hoof over one page, furrowing his brow and thinning his mouth. After a moment, he closes it again, and offers it back to you.

The weight of these photographs is greater than the memories within them. We should keep this together.
>> No. 40742422
>>40742417
"...what?"
>> No. 40742423
File 142063875072.png - (433.35KB , 843x702 , Yoohoo~.png )
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>>40742420
>Ah. So, what's up?

>>40742421
'Kay, yer keepin' it fer now though, sugercube.

>She smiled, licked Blowhard's nose, and pushed the album back to him.

>>40742422
Anyun' woulda look gewd in this!
>> No. 40742424
>>40742423

>At home for about 30-40 minutes more before I set off to do my driving theory test.
>> No. 40742425
>>40742423
"Except meeeee~.. :S"
>> No. 40742426
File 142063896631.png - (276.25KB , 597x560 , come hither~.png )
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>>40742424
>I'll keep fingers crossed!

>>40742425
...Wanna put it on?
>> No. 40742427
>>40742426

>I think I need a little more than that personally, but thank you :3
>> No. 40742428
File 142063901413.jpg - (21.02KB , 400x300 , beaten_up.jpg )
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>>40742423
Understood.
>He accepts it with a nod, and tucks it into his hypercoat.

>>40742425
>Blowhard sighs and rolls his eyes.

Andy, are you saying you want a pair?
>> No. 40742429
>>40742428
>Oh I thought the original post said that he gave 'you two' as in, Billy and Andrew XD my bad

"No, I dont! I'll take my vidyas and suffer silently T-T"
>> No. 40742430
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>>40742429
Billy, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's rich yuppie codeword for "yes".
>> No. 40742431
File 142063933633.jpg - (672.06KB , 961x999 , pfrrrrrrrrrrt.jpg )
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>>40742427
> :3

>>40742428
>>40742429
>>40742430
Eeeyup, he's act'alleh sayin' "prett-ay puhlease wit' whipp'd cream an' an apple on top!
>> No. 40742432
>>40742431
>>40742430
"No, that's not what I'm saying at all D: You wouldn't know my rich yuppie codewords cuz y'all aint rich yuppies!"
>> No. 40742433
>>40742431

>Wassup?
>> No. 40742434
>>40742433
>Sittin in class, being bluh.
>> No. 40742435
>>40742434

>Why bluh?
>> No. 40742436
File 142063997972.jpg - (726.64KB , 1062x1093 , oooh whazzit.jpg )
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>>40742435
>Shrug :I

>>40742432
Eeeyup, ya want it.
>> No. 40742437
>>40742436
"I want plenty of things, but a bra and panties is not one :c"
>> No. 40742438
File 142064026120.jpg - (672.06KB , 961x999 , pfrrrrrrrrrrt.jpg )
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>>40742437
Liar.
>> No. 40742439
>>40742438
"I'm a truther!"
>> No. 40742440
File 142064039644.png - (748.63KB , 967x781 , Reading glasses.png )
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>> No. 40742441
File 142064046263.gif - (960.86KB , 500x281 , dahell.gif )
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>>40742431
>>40742432
Had a feeling.

>Blowhard holds up a bright pink bra-and-panties combo with "BOYTOY" written on them.

Alright Andy, don't make this any harder than it has to be.
>> No. 40742442
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>>40742439
>>40742441
Want meh ta hold him down?
>> No. 40742443
>>40742441
>>40742442
"oh fuck no!!" he kicks awya and kicks a table over, diving behind it for cover
>> No. 40742444
>Sorry, gotta go!
>> No. 40742445
>>40742442
>>40742443
>And then Varmus left.

> : (
>> No. 40742446
File 142064458191.jpg - (91.76KB , 680x370 , nucleo.jpg )
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>I got a this thing.

>I'll microcontrol the world worth it.
>> No. 40742447
File 142064470653.jpg - (24.69KB , 273x325 , 1420220635480.jpg )
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>>40742446
>What is that?
>> No. 40742448
>>40742447
A W1CK3D |-|4XX0R2 D3/|C3


>It's a board with a microcontroller. I can program it, plug some electronic shit into it and control it like a mad cunt.
>> No. 40742449
File 142064609974.gif - (259.91KB , 321x409 , 1419121692606.gif )
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>HYPE
>> No. 40742450
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>>40742448
>Oh.

>Please don't control everything...
>> No. 40742451
>>40742450
>>40742449
>I'll control your fridge.

>So what's the hype about?
>> No. 40742452
File 142064663548.gif - (30.38KB , 267x200 , 1418513224050.gif )
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>>40742451
>Why not have hype?
>> No. 40742453
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> Greetings, donut bar.
>> No. 40742455
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>>40742453
>Hai.
>> No. 40742456
>>40742452
>Because it can be unhealthy for your liver!
>> No. 40742457
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>>40742455
> Greetings! How are you?
>> No. 40742458
>>40742446

>What are you planning to use it for?
>> No. 40742459
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>>40742456
>I will still be HYPE

>>40742457
>Good!

>And you?
>> No. 40742460
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>>40742459
> Not too shabby, not too shabby at all. Bit of a cough, but it's not as bad as yesterday.
>> No. 40742461
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>>40742460
>Ah. That's nice.

>I'm going to possibly be going home from work in the single digits of temperature. I bike.
>> No. 40742462
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>>40742461
> You have my sympathies, Station. Hope it clears up for you.
>> No. 40742463
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>> No. 40742464
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>>40742462
>Florida should not be this cold...

>At least I have cocoa!

>Fun stuff?
>> No. 40742465
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>>40742464
> That's in Florida? Damn. Last time I went there, it was triple digits the whole time.

> Certainly. All I have, however, is a police mare.
>> No. 40742466
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>>40742465
>I have a pony who runs a numbers station and a blind musician.

>And I'm making one after getting a really good name for a pony whilst pondering coffee and mint.

>Then I have some humans. Jason: teenage necromancer. Alice: classmate of Jason's, if she was in a game she would roughly correlate with the character that is equipment based but powerful once you have it good, she has a lot of chainsaws.

>And... That's all I got, besides characters who were one shots. Technically Alice was one as well...

>Have a pic that was glitched by my phone.
>> No. 40742467
>>40742466
>Expand it for glitch, at least on my end.
>> No. 40742468
>>40742459
>Well then, go hype yourself!

>>40742458
>First, I gotta learn how to design electrical networks (theoretically I should know that at this stage, but I have no practical skills) and programming it (in C I think) and then... I have various ideas, most likely I'll use it for my thesis, I'm not sure what it'll be yet, I'd rather not share that now.

>Or I could make a Daft Punk helmet that will react to sound, light and movement.
>> No. 40742469
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>>40742466
> A blind musician, you say.

> I'll go with Numbers Station and Vindicate.
>> No. 40742470
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>>40742468

>Aww, no fun.
>> No. 40742471
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>>40742470
>And what would you consider fun?
>> No. 40742472
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>>40742471

>Telling me your ideas!
>> No. 40742473
>>40742472
>Probably something related to 3D printing!



>hœrskək printur
>> No. 40742474
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>>40742469
>Alright, got dragged away, we can start!

Numbers Station, the light gray earth pony, was currently sitting at the bar, drinking some coffee.
>> No. 40742475
File 142065405358.png - (775.17KB , 796x1220 , Vindicate.png )
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>>40742474
> A mare blue of mane and white of coat, pictured here(sans the weapon and piercings) deigns to take a seat next to her after fixing herself a glass of iced cherry juice. She wears a navy blue button up shirt, and moves in such a way as to scream "military" in about six different languages.

Afternoon.
>> No. 40742476
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>> No. 40742477
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>>40742475
"Bonjour," Numbers greets the mare. "How are you?"

>Had to help teach my mom how yo play a game...
>> No. 40742478
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>>40742476
>I could immediately tell that was DR2 without even seeing Chuck...
>> No. 40742479
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>>40742477
Been better.
> She sips her drink thoughtfully, staring straight ahead.

Had a bit of a weird weekend. What's your name?
>> No. 40742480
>>40742478
>That game is silly.
>I think, never played it.
>> No. 40742481
>>40742479
"I'm Numbers Station," she said, taking a sip of her coffee. "And you?"
>> No. 40742482
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>>40742480
>it kind of is and isn't.

>Silly bosses, silly gameplay and clothes, everything is taken seriously in universe.

>Also, mildly dark.
>> No. 40742483
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>>40742481
Officer Vindicate.

Strange name. But it's nice to meet you.
>> No. 40742484
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>>40742483
"Oui." Numbers Station said. "At least my name isn't something that sounds like a scented candle."

She offered a hoof. "Nice to meet you."
>> No. 40742485
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>Snammie.
>> No. 40742486
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>> No. 40742487
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>>40742485
>Snammie?
>> No. 40742488
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>>40742486
><Hugs!>

>>40742487
>Her jaw unhinged. : D
>> No. 40742489
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>>40742484
> She shook the hoof firmly,

More common than I care to admit. Why the name, though? Mean something important?

>>40742486
> Hello!
>> No. 40742490
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>>40742486
>So I was going to recolor a picture of Andrew in "Boy toy" panties but it turns out that if you google search "Rainbow dash bra anthro" you will find nothing but horror.
>> No. 40742491
>>40742488
><hugs.>

>>40742489
>Hi.
>> No. 40742492
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>> No. 40742493
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>>40742491
> How are you today?
>> No. 40742494
>>40742492
>Hi again.

>>40742493
>Frustrated as fuck. This was an annoying day.
>> No. 40742495
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>>40742494

>Hi hi!
>> No. 40742496
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>>40742494
> Oh dear. I hope you feel better...
> Is there something I can do to help at all?
>> No. 40742497
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>So, RP?
>> No. 40742498
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>>40742495
>'Sup?

>>40742496
>We can continue from yesterday's Java run fun.

>I believe that when we left off, Teton just instructed Vindicate how to emergency land the Tardis while she readied herself to leap out at her car from what was essentially a phone booth flying over 200 mph.

>>40742497
>Sure
>> No. 40742499
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>>40742488
>Scary.

>She try eating the world's largest carrot and get too excited?

>>40742489
"Well I do run a numbers station, that might go a ways into my name. And the name 'Vindicate', madame?" She took another taste of coffee.
>> No. 40742500
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>>40742498

>Not much.
>> No. 40742501
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>>40742490
>If you ask it of me, I will go where none dare to tread.
>It's where I spent most of 3AM anyway...
>> No. 40742502
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>>40742498
>Who and who?
>> No. 40742503
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>Good mornin!
>> No. 40742504
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>>40742501
>Oh wow. That's absolutely appalling.
>> No. 40742505
>>40742503

>Hello you.
>> No. 40742506
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>>40742504
>It's 3AM, past my prime of 2, but before I give up trying at consciousness between 4 and 5

>Would you care to take part in that newfangled thing called RP?
>> No. 40742507
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>>40742505
>'Ello govena!
>> No. 40742508
>>40742500
>I see.

>>40742502
>No clue.

>>40742503
>Hi.

>>40742490
>>40742504
>This is intriguing.
>> No. 40742509
>>40742506
>I would, but I've got to draw maps. Sorry!
>> No. 40742510
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>>40742508
>Wasn't there some kind of Apfel's plan to take Billyfish to the pigsty?
>> No. 40742511
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>>40742508
>Suuup?
>> No. 40742512
>>40742510
>You see Apfel around?

>>40742511
>Ugh.
>> No. 40742513
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>>40742490
>What did you even expect?!

>NOW STOP TEMPTING ME TO LOOK.
>> No. 40742514
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>>40742512
>Sounds like it :/

><Hugs>
>> No. 40742515
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>>40742512
>No, but I thought that maybe you already did that and there was a chance of catching Billy in Śweenie's den (Apfel haven't told Śweenie) or I dunno... just them talking about that would be stupid.
>> No. 40742516
>>40742514
>Scree

>>40742515
>Apfel wanted to mudbath her

>I guess you can have Billy in the pigsty
>> No. 40742517
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>>40742509
>Have fun with the smooth sounds of cartography!

>Anyone else wanna do stuff?
>> No. 40742518
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>>40742516
>If she wants to surprise Śweenie ;3

>It's pigsty then. What kind of room and what kind of Śweenie would you like in it?
(up to five Śweenie's, not promising they're all gonna stay to interact)
>> No. 40742519
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>>40742517
><Baps>
>> No. 40742520
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>>40742499
Makes sense.

Uh.
> She taps her chin for a few seconds.
That's a loooooooong story that probably wasn't what dad had in mind when he named me.

>>40742498
> She sure hoped she remembered this correctly. She poised herself over the controls, quickly forming a sort of mnemonic device in the hopes it would prove useful. But she wasn't one for unrealistic expectations.

Hope this thing has an eject button.

> ...Somehow she doubted it.

> Outside, Java Chip dodges and weaves through traffic like a madmare. The drop's quite a ways, your target is moving at least twice the posted speed limit, there are at least a dozen other cars that could also get in the way, and to make it worse, you think you spot Java reaching into her bag for something - doubtlessly a weapon.

> This should be good.
>> No. 40742521
>gotta go now, I'll be back soon probably
>> No. 40742522
>>40742519
>what would you like to do?
>> No. 40742523
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40742523
>>Lunazy tells me to put auto updates back on
>>Tells him they're annoying and has only had problems with them
>>He tells me do it anyways, very important
>I haven't fucking stopped updating things for the past three days : I

>I got past the ones that were stocked up for a year, but new ones just keep coming out of the wood work.
>> No. 40742524
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>>40742522
>I can't. I must cook.
>> No. 40742525
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>>40742518
>Well, she's now covered in mud and quite relaxed somewhere in the pigsty. You know it best so you set the scene.
>>40742521
>Or not

>>40742520
>Teton grinned a manic grin, pulled a pair of goggles out and on her eyes, then waited until they pass Java's car...

>And jumped out.
Na pohybel skurwysynom!!

>She tucked her wings, falling like a comet to the car, and unfurled her wings like this was some sort of a deranged HALO jump, aiming for the car. She whipped out a hatchet, apparently willing to use it to hack her way onto the car.
>> No. 40742526
>>40742524
>Okay!
>> No. 40742527
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>>40742526
>i do sumthin
>> No. 40742528
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>> No. 40742529
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>>40742527
>Wat do?
>> No. 40742530
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>>40742529
>cara and some1?
>> No. 40742531
>>40742528
>Hello yet again.
>> No. 40742532
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>>40742531

>The broken up key on my keyboard has been restored!
>> No. 40742533
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>>40742520
"I don't even know what Vindicate means, actually," She said.

She shrugged. She finished off her coffee. "I have a feeling the long story was not fun to be in, never is when somebody says 'it's a long story'."
>> No. 40742534
>>40742532
>Yay
>> No. 40742535
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>>40742530
>Lilith is in the bar!
>> No. 40742536
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>>40742534

>Sup?
>> No. 40742537
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>>40742535
This mare walks in and gives it a curious look around and smile
>> No. 40742538
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>>40742525
> KER-THUNK.

> On one hand, landing on the hood of her car wasn't all bad. It meant you weren't going to slip off the back and get smashed by the cars behind her. But it also meant you were susceptible to the glass window that just ruptured with the force of your dynamic entrance, spraying both you and the driver with a cloud of very hard, very sharp glass, and immediately knocking Java's bag from her hoof as she screamed in shock and pain.

>>40742533
Nnnope.

It can be interpreted a lotta ways. Suffice to say I'm a career officer.
>> No. 40742539
>>40742536
>Annoyed.
>> No. 40742540
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>>40742539

>Oh?
>> No. 40742541
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>>40742537
>Lilith nods at her, looking from the counter
>> No. 40742542
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>>40742540
>Yes.

>>40742538
>Sharp glass in a windowshield? Jesus, that car must've been ancient!

>Teton put the very sharp hatchet blade to Java's throat and flashed her a deranged grin.
You'll want to pull over before I make you~!
>> No. 40742543
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>>40742541
"Wow this place... seems pretty rundown... shit, I hope they don't ID me... I don't need an ID to just be in a bar, right? That'd be lame." She talked a bit to herself, trotting up to the counter. "Uh.. hey there."
>> No. 40742544
File 142065923401.gif - (40.34KB , 118x112 , Flap.gif )
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>>40742542

>...Well, OK then.
>> No. 40742545
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Princess in bar.
>> No. 40742546
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>>40742538
"Sounds exciting! Probably more than my life." Numbers said.

>>40742537
>When did you get here?
>> No. 40742547
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>>40742543
>She shrugs
Some people bring their kids, so I think you're fine...What's up?
>Lilith is perfectly normal, aside from the six-inch red horns sloping along her scalp
>> No. 40742548
>>40742544
>Mmmyep.

>>40742545
>Hello Princess. Anyone of mine you'd like?
>> No. 40742549
>>40742546
>February 20th, 2013

>>40742547
"oh, well rad then!" She smiled. "I just wanted some- woah, cool horns there." She smiled, pointing up at them.
>> No. 40742550
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>>40742545
>tags on that image.

>"breastia".

>I am immature.
>> No. 40742551
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>>40742548
>Just throw whoever at me. I need a good distraction.

>>40742550
>It's on a lot of them.
>> No. 40742552
>>40742548

>Welp, so RP?
>> No. 40742553
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>>40742549
>Funny, I believe I started a year after you.
>> No. 40742554
>>40742553
>That face of pure horror
>> No. 40742555
>>40742551
>You and me both. Sure, have a B-

>...

>Of fucking course NOW is when everyone IRL wants something from me fuck everything BRB
>> No. 40742556
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>>40742555
>Don't murder everyone.
>> No. 40742557
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>Le back.
>> No. 40742558
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>>40742542
> Or Chinese!
AAAAAAAAAAAA

> Shock, pain, or both, the result was the same. She'd just recieved a face full of glass, had someone on the front of her car threatening to kill her, and God only knows what else. Mostly the glass, though.

> At least you have the benefit of adrenaline and a just purpose to stave off the less immediate pains of glass shards slicing you up like they just did. She was not so lucky, for whatever reason. Which is why it comes as a surprise to no one that she begins to lose control of the vehicle.

> Whether a certain someone else loses control of a certain other vehicle will be decided right about now.

> 1d20 = 15

>>40742546
The those video games and movies never tell you about the military or the police, is that there's a lotta paperwork. Like, seven parts of forms and bureaucracy to every part patrols and fun stuff.

...That goes double for SWAT, which is my department.
>> No. 40742559
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>>40742550
>I am still immature.

>>40742549
>I meant the same time.
>> No. 40742560
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>>40742525
>Okay, I'm back.

>Should I set the scene, still up?
>> No. 40742561
File 142065966803.png - (367.63KB , 754x1024 , Nightmare Night Costume.png )
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>>40742549
>Lilith nods
Thanks...So, what brings you here?
>> No. 40742562
File 142065970221.gif - (786.44KB , 250x188 , lick.gif )
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>>40742557

>le lel
>> No. 40742563
File 142065972721.png - (515.34KB , 3000x2564 , flitter___happy__by_quanno3-d5xxguq.png )
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>>40742561
"Just grabbin' a drink before flight practice... ... water I mean. Can I uh, get some water?"

>>40742557
"Hey there!"

>>40742559
>Right!
>> No. 40742564
File 142065980226.jpg - (16.60KB , 232x200 , yuuuuup.jpg )
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>>40742556
>Aw, no fun

>>40742558
Oh, for the love of...

>Teton flared up her horn and took control of the car, trying her best to make it slow down and pull over relatively safe.


>And now, Bee aRgh motherfucking Bee.
>> No. 40742565
File 142065983714.jpg - (527.99KB , 919x1048 , 103678__safe_anthro_princess+celestia_blushing_cleavage_princess+breastia_artist-colon-newyorkx3.jpg )
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>>40742564
>So who do I get?
>> No. 40742566
File 142065984522.gif - (807.15KB , 400x150 , When playing a free game and someone buys in game items while you have to unlock them.gif )
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>>40742562
>Not saving that under "Firefox has encountered a problem with windows."

>>40742563
>Hello!
>> No. 40742567
>>40742566

>That's a pretty good one.
>> No. 40742568
File 142065988044.png - (380.59KB , 2808x3649 , flitter_by_silentmatten-d56c9s8.png )
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>>40742566
"Like, what's up?"
>> No. 40742569
File 142065991323.jpg - (5.70KB , 242x208 , images-7.jpg )
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>>40742558
"I assumed papers were involved. I don't like dealing with that stuff. Boring..." Numbers said. "I like that I dont have to deal with that, at least."
>> No. 40742570
>>40742563
>She nods, pouring her some water
what's your name, anyway?
>>40742557
>Hai dum
>>40742562
>Wanna RP?
>> No. 40742571
>>40742570
"Cara, Swiftwing." She smiled. "How about yours? I dont see a name tag or somethin'. Is it casual wednesdays or something?" She giggled
>> No. 40742572
File 142065996410.jpg - (173.24KB , 1354x696 , This happened.jpg )
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>>40742567
>Indeeeeed!

>>40742568
>Oh. Is this an RP thing? I'm not sure who to use D:

>>40742570
>Herrro!
>> No. 40742573
File 142065998105.jpg - (72.74KB , 435x600 , And that's how you win an arm-wrestling competition.jpg )
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>>40742571
I'm Lilith...And I don't work here.
>She nods
Related to Andrew?
>> No. 40742574
>>40742572

>How goes it?
>> No. 40742575
>>40742574
>Not nbad! You?
>> No. 40742576
>>40742575

>I want to flop on things.
>> No. 40742577
>>40742576
>Do it. Do the flop!
>> No. 40742578
File 142066009232.png - (615.96KB , 2000x3000 , flitter___explaining_breezies_by_caliazian-d79fquh.png )
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>>40742572
>Like, dom or someone that knows Cara

>>40742573
"Uhh. Yeah. Is his name really spreadin' all the way up here? Oh, you must be a wresling fan I guess. That's cool. He's pretty good at it I guess."
>> No. 40742579
File 142066012380.png - (154.93KB , 894x894 , Like India's seasons.png )
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>>40742576
>flop on this!
>>40742572
>What's up?
>> No. 40742580
>>40742577

>No. None of that.
>> No. 40742581
>>40742563
>It was fate.

>We are destined to be together.

>Push Dawn off a bridge.
>> No. 40742582
>>40742581
>Oh fuckin gladly
>> No. 40742583
File 142066023197.png - (544.58KB , 800x532 , The spark of a rebellion you cannot EVER hope to quell.png )
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>>40742578
No, he comes here...Almost every day, I think.
>She shrugs
>> No. 40742584
File 142066032734.gif - (88.77KB , 283x200 , Deffy+rolled+image+i+want+_37c1cada3b092f178e4a03c5ad058b22.gif )
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>>40742582
>YAY!

>Now what to do about Dulset?
>> No. 40742585
File 142066033252.png - (795.27KB , 6000x4570 , flitter_by_vladimirmacholzraum-d56x9ny.png )
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>>40742583
"What?? Is he getting into drinking? Aww shit, mom's gunna kill him if she finds out! You do ID ponies, right?"
>> No. 40742586
File 142066049903.jpg - (79.66KB , 1280x720 , pp.jpg )
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>>40742569
What exactly do you do?

>>40742564
> For a moment, things seem to be going as planned. The TARDIS is still flying along(much to Vi's pleasant surprise) at a constant rate, keeping up, and traffic even lightens up enough that one can, with a lot of focus and some time, steer the car off the side of the road.

> Then Java Chip decides to be a sore loser, and snatches what she was reaching for in her bag - a small, innocuous pill that can, to the experienced eye, be recognized as cyanide. Think fast.
>> No. 40742587
>>40742584
>Hug her!
>> No. 40742588
File 142066054600.gif - (731.38KB , 340x340 , Sup bitch.gif )
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>>40742578
>Dom is licking Cara's face

Heelo! long time no see!

>>40742579
>Cooking Legsanana

>>40742580
>Plz qwq
>> No. 40742589
>>40742585
>She shrugs
I don't think he drinks that much, just hangs out with the patrons...
>>40742588
>Always a good meal
>> No. 40742590
>>40742589
>Mmmhmm~! Dem legs :///3
>> No. 40742591
File 142066092299.jpg - (145.22KB , 1280x905 , Armor gets stuffy.jpg )
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>>40742590
>...Don't really have a pic for this, gonna fix that later
>> No. 40742592
File 142066108678.png - (702.47KB , 4183x4312 , It says ur a fgt.png )
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>>40742589
"Doesn't really seem like him... has he been skipping on wrestling practice or something..?" She contemplates to herself

>>40742588
"AAH what the fuck??" She pushes the creep away. "What the hell??"
>> No. 40742593
File 142066115067.jpg - (147.71KB , 1280x800 , (heavy breathing).jpg )
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http://youtu.be/zbm2SSql8V8
>> No. 40742594
>>40742593
>Welp, one step closer to mass-produces death robot armies
>> No. 40742595
File 142066145274.gif - (133.51KB , 300x300 , 1420126158658.gif )
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>> No. 40742596
File 142066152858.jpg - (14.79KB , 300x168 , images-5.jpg )
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>>40742586
"I run a shortwave numbers station outside of Canterlot," Numbers said. "It's like running a radio, except I say numbers that can be translated into something else."

>>40742587
>Good plan.
>> No. 40742597
File 142066157949.jpg - (12.37KB , 341x330 , heavy_01.jpg )
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>>40742594
>We have that joke with friends that 3D printers should be used to print dildos.


>This one can print fully functioning vibrators.
>> No. 40742598
>>40742593
>>40742594
'Cause it's gonna be the future soon
And I won't always be this way
When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away
It's gonna be the future soon
I've never seen it quite so clear
And when my heart is breaking I can close my eyes and it's already here
>> No. 40742599
File 142066160997.jpg - (29.89KB , 307x242 , 138.jpg )
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>>40742595
>Ohai.
>> No. 40742600
File 142066167671.png - (877.16KB , 2104x1157 , vinylgun.png )
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>>40742596
And these numbers are heard by who, exactly?
>> No. 40742601
File 142066171225.gif - (0.97MB , 500x281 , 1420598842282.gif )
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>>40742599
>Hello drunken camarade :D
>> No. 40742602
>>40742597
>The future is now
>>40742592
>She shrugs
Couldn't tell you...

>brb food
>> No. 40742603
File 142066182132.jpg - (162.27KB , 850x991 , sample_75b2c1dfc723cee9d291d21ada557079.jpg )
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>>40742601
>How are ye?

>>40742598
>>40742602
>FUTURE
8=====D
>> No. 40742604
File 142066190455.jpg - (47.13KB , 640x480 , sddefault.jpg )
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>>40742600
She thinks a moment... Then shrugs. "Whoever tunes in?" She said.
>> No. 40742605
File 142066191897.png - (261.80KB , 2260x1844 , kurwa maaaać!.png )
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>Urrrrgh.

>So.

>>40742565
>1d3 = 1
>1 Billyfish
>2 Varmus
>3 Teton

>>40742586
>Teton wasted no time in using her already flared up horn to grab ahold of the pill in her magic and do her best to wring it out of Java's grasp!
Oh, for the love of- Really? It's worth dying for? Really?
>> No. 40742606
File 142066198370.gif - (464.05KB , 500x270 , dooooooor.gif )
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>>40742603
>Im alright, got a stomach ache though.
>> No. 40742607
File 142066205226.gif - (1.06MB , 480x270 , You want to do what to which hole now.gif )
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>>40742591
>WOO!

>>40742592
>Dom flops on the floor, then looks up at her

IT's me, DOm

>>40742595
>Cute face D:
>> No. 40742608
File 142066205663.png - (70.46KB , 177x452 , such beauty.png )
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>>40742605
>Hey, wanna still do that? >>40742560 >>40742525


>>40742606
D:
>*punches the pain away*
>> No. 40742609
>>40742608
>Ye sure set the scene
>> No. 40742610
File 142066210694.png - (838.19KB , 800x1080 , 564934__safe_solo_anthro_princess+celestia_breasts_cleavage_princess+breastia_artist-colon-snorg.png )
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>>40742605
Then she would be sitting at the counter.
>> No. 40742611
File 142066212581.png - (1.00MB , 440x1700 , 1420605870316.png )
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>>40742607
>Hey doll

>>40742608
>It succeeds!
>> No. 40742612
File 142066216141.jpg - (672.06KB , 961x999 , pfrrrrrrrrrrt.jpg )
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>>40742610
>Somewhere between eyeblinks, Billyfish appeared before her.
Howdeh, sugercube. Wanna drink?
>> No. 40742613
File 142066219216.jpg - (687.29KB , 2560x1600 , All the sexy girls2.jpg )
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>>40742611
>I'm a bear D:
>> No. 40742614
File 142066221846.jpg - (329.58KB , 1600x900 , surrounded.jpg )
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>>40742605
Fuck you!

> The difficulty here lies in trying to control a moving car in the middle of rush hour traffic while also attempting to pry something small and unwieldy from a mare who is clearly some deranged combination of desperate and stupid.

> Trying to save her may very well break your focus long enough for this joy ride to come to a very sudden end. Attempting to control the vehicle will almost certainly allow her to either devise a method of escape, or apparently more likely, off herself, and any information she might be able to give you about why she's so worked up about you visiting a damn coffee shop.
>> No. 40742615
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>>40742612
"I'd be careful with that, might scare someone." She started.
"Yeah, How about a screwdriver?"
>> No. 40742616
File 142066226620.jpg - (42.15KB , 640x480 , 842nd times the charm.jpg )
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>>40742604
...Kids these days and their "music"...
>> No. 40742617
File 142066227262.png - (615.96KB , 2000x3000 , flitter___explaining_breezies_by_caliazian-d79fquh.png )
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>>40742607
She wiped her cheek. "Get off of me creep! I don't know a Dom! Ech!"
>> No. 40742618
File 142066231466.jpg - (34.78KB , 328x383 , 1420588688637.jpg )
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>>40742613
>Shush~
>> No. 40742619
File 142066234908.jpg - (89.73KB , 467x700 , How all the mags are now a day.jpg )
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>>40742615
>It looks like she's farting.

>>40742617
>Dom blinks a few times

...What? Just cause you do your hair different you don't know me? QwQ

>Dom was already off away from her

>>40742618
><Whines>
>> No. 40742620
File 142066240400.png - (198.24KB , 317x318 , 1420441353823.png )
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>>40742615
>Farted so hard she hurt her ass.
>> No. 40742621
File 142066253130.gif - (935.65KB , 500x494 , Time.gif )
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>>40742619
>>40742620
>Aaaaaa~!
>> No. 40742622
File 142066258461.png - (107.40KB , 395x395 , honk honk_safe.png )
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>>40742614
>When in doubt, molest.

>Teton suddenly lip-locked the mare in a heated French kiss, grabbing her cyanide-holding appendage in one hand, and completely abandoning steering the car in favour of concentrating on putting up the strongest magical shield around them as she could.

>Shit's gonna crash, but they should be okay.

>>40742615
>Billyfish blinked.

>The put a requested drink on the table.

>And a plain-looking tool of the same name next to it.
Which ya mean?
>> No. 40742623
File 142066260296.png - (795.27KB , 6000x4570 , flitter_by_vladimirmacholzraum-d56x9ny.png )
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>>40742619
"I didn't do my hair different. At least, not since freshman year... And I don't remember no big brown guy ever friendly enough to lick me like that..."
>> No. 40742624
File 142066271793.jpg - (132.95KB , 600x399 , alices restaurant4.jpg )
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>>40742609
*So, Billyfish finds herself in a mud pit, located in a quite big, peaceful park. Which is underground, but heated by magical, fake sun. The mud is warm and smelling like nature.*

*Then, the piggy girl comes in from between the trees, wearing a bathrobe and flip flops, steps close to the pit and freezes when noticing you, staring at you with shock silently.*

I recommend reverse image search for this pic if you wanna see some naked muddy tits.

>>40742611
>Punches always work, even in medicine.
>It's like acupuncture, but more blunt.
>> No. 40742625
File 142066271842.png - (838.19KB , 800x1080 , 564934__safe_solo_anthro_princess+celestia_breasts_cleavage_princess+breastia_artist-colon-snorg.png )
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>>40742622
"The one I can actually drink." She said taking the orange juice vodka concoction and taking a rather big drink from it.
>> No. 40742626
>>40742624
>Do you mind if I steal that line for something?
>> No. 40742627
File 142066293306.jpg - (45.25KB , 1024x576 , 4chan again.jpg )
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>>40742623
....Diiiid....You hit your head or something?

>Dom tilts his head
>> No. 40742628
File 142066297498.jpg - (235.15KB , 790x1051 , Grinning_by_ThousandWords.jpg )
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>>40742624
Don't mind if I do.

>Billyfish blinked at her.

....Howdeh, sugercube.

>>40742625
>Billyfish ate the screwdriver.
Welp, tha's it Ah guess. Wanna sumthin' ta munch on, too?
>> No. 40742629
File 142066305128.jpg - (251.70KB , 899x889 , 368996__safe_solo_anthro_princess+celestia_traditional+art_hat_sunglasses_beach_drink_artist-col.jpg )
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>>40742628
"Gouda." She said simple as she drank more of her drink, oh look at that, there was only a quarter of it left.
>> No. 40742630
File 142066309461.png - (380.59KB , 2808x3649 , flitter_by_silentmatten-d56c9s8.png )
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>>40742627
"Uh not really? I did kinda wipe out into a cloud during my routine yesterday in practice.. but its fine, no harm done, and I fixed it right away~" She grinned
>> No. 40742631
File 142066312672.gif - (120.06KB , 497x372 , boop doop doo doo!.gif )
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>>40742622
> An interesting, albeit strangely effective strategy.

> Recoiling in shock, Java Chip's harsh, hysterical glare has given way to a more subdued "deer in the headlights" look. This is especially appropriate as the sudden lack of control ends up sending the car careening off the road.

> Your shield does its job nicely - the benefits of magic, one would suppose, is the options it allows for - but there is still the matter of the ostensibly populated trio of cars that were just knocked askew, at least one of them flipping over lengthwise as its momentum carries it further down the road, the other two possibly regaining control, or possibly not.

> It's hard to tell. Your senses have just been overwhelmed by a earshattering CRASH, the sudden presence of dust and debris in the air around you, and the dangerously heavy amount of stress on your shield as the car plows straight into adjacent building.
>> No. 40742632
File 142066314897.png - (1.68MB , 549x800 , spoiler.png )
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>>40742628
Wha...
What are YOU doing here? In my home?


>>40742626
>Which one? The one about acupunchture?
>Sure, go for it, it's not like I could stop you.
>> No. 40742633
File 142066327714.gif - (1.48MB , 420x267 , TAAAAAANK.gif )
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>>40742630
>Dom strokes his chin a bit

...I feel the need to call Andrew...
>> No. 40742634
File 142066352187.png - (130.11KB , 375x502 , hahahaha fucker.png )
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>>40742629
>As soon as she put it back on the table, it refilled itself as if something was pouring more from the bottom.

>Meanwhile, Billyfish started slicing a block of Gouda cheese into bite-sized blocks.
Wha's up, sugercube?

>>40742631
...Wooo! Whatta rush!

>Making sure to still control the pill-holding appendage, Teton wobbly started to look at her options of getting out of this situation with Java in tow.
Gushing, where are you? Hope you won't scratch the paintjob!

>>40742632
...Uh, welp, Apfel dun' invited meh fe a mud bath.
>> No. 40742635
File 142066359064.png - (83.57KB , 270x258 , Celestia hmm eyes closed.png )
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>>40742634
"The sun." She said, taking another drink from her glass.
>> No. 40742636
File 142066359192.png - (702.47KB , 4183x4312 , It says ur a fgt.png )
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>>40742633
"When the hell did he get so popular..?"
>> No. 40742637
File 142066370450.png - (1.35MB , 700x504 , Lake_11_by_honeymodel.png )
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>>40742634
Oh, I see... not that I mind, but she could have warned me...
Though you're one I expected to appear uninvited someday for some reason.
>> No. 40742638
File 142066373320.png - (520.42KB , 2357x2880 , All my want.png )
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>>40742636
Well he's an actor so....
>> No. 40742640
File 142066387253.png - (2.36MB , 1050x1500 , Buy some apples~.png )
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>>40742635
Can't argue wit' tha'.

So wha's weighin' on yer heart, Sunbutt?

>>40742637
Realleh? Why?

...Ah don't have th' reputashiun o' parteh crashin', righ'?
>> No. 40742641
File 142066395238.png - (795.27KB , 6000x4570 , flitter_by_vladimirmacholzraum-d56x9ny.png )
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>>40742638
"Oh so now he's getting recognized for some dumb little off-school play? He's only a sophmore..."
>> No. 40742642
File 142066396061.jpg - (135.03KB , 777x1000 , 32505__nudity_anthro_princess+celestia_questionable_curvy_barbie+doll+anatomy_featureless+breast.jpg )
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>>40742640
"What gives you that implication?" She asked eating a piece of gouda.
>> No. 40742643
File 142066402442.png - (87.09KB , 500x635 , tumblr_n1t133uWsI1qi7lgeo1_500.png )
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>>40742640
No, but you're one able to do that. And party crashing wasn't what I meant.

So... should I go away and find myself another pit or stay and keep you company?
>> No. 40742644
File 142066405383.png - (190.76KB , 557x402 , heya sexy.png )
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>>40742642
Ya smell like it.
>> No. 40742645
File 142066409583.png - (60.60KB , 276x276 , Celestia huh.png )
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>>40742644
"I smell like what?" She said before taking another bite of cheese.
>> No. 40742646
File 142066415177.jpg - (726.64KB , 1062x1093 , oooh whazzit.jpg )
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>>40742643
Ah don't mind y'all 'round!

>>40742645
Like there's sumthin' troublin' y'all. But, awkay. Ain' gunna pry.
>> No. 40742647
File 142066421729.jpg - (40.73KB , 785x444 , ashes.jpg )
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>>40742641
>>40742642
Fraulein Billyfish.

>Somewhere in a scary grainy film reel, Blowhard taps his forehoof against a needle, off the end of which hangs a pair of far-too-tight far-too-pink "BOYTOY" underpants.

Prepare herr Swiftwing for ze operation.
>> No. 40742648
File 142066423265.gif - (2.47MB , 300x225 , nice going rookie.gif )
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>>40742634
> The impact, no doubt assisted by the trying circumstances she was already in, forced her to drop the suicide pill to the floor of the car, leaving you free to survey the damage and figure a way out of here.

> Vi, however, does not seem to have figured out how to turn the TARDIS, and in the distance, you see it spinning in place one moment, zooming around in a less than controlled arc the next.
>> No. 40742649
File 142066435702.png - (105.62KB , 780x1024 , Andrew mad cutie mark mad le mad face.png )
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>>40742647
>>40742646
"Y-YOU FUCKERS AREN'T GETTING ME ALIVE WITH THIS!!"
He thrahes and struggles
the struggle is real
>> No. 40742650
File 142066436310.png - (132.62KB , 800x1000 , Anon Dom.png )
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>>40742641
...Whaaat?

....Wait...what?

>DOm shakes his head

How old are you?

>>40742647
...That doesn't look so good
>> No. 40742651
File 142066440564.jpg - (771.82KB , 1920x1080 , Huh.jpg )
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>>40742646
"I'm fine, really I am." She said taking another drink, and eating a piece of cheese.
>> No. 40742652
File 142066445867.png - (0.95MB , 600x416 , Black_Lace_3_by_honeymodel.png )
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>>40742646
Alright then, but... excuse me for a moment.

*Hides in nearby bushes and then comes back out, wearing a bikini.*

I had to put something on, I didn't expect guests.

*Sits on pit's bank and dips her feet in the mud.*
>> No. 40742653
File 142066453805.png - (615.96KB , 2000x3000 , flitter___explaining_breezies_by_caliazian-d79fquh.png )
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>>40742650
"18?"
>> No. 40742654
File 142066463619.png - (520.42KB , 2357x2880 , All my want.png )
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>>40742653
...and you're in...highschool?
>> No. 40742655
File 142066464246.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
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>> No. 40742656
File 142066467295.gif - (516.06KB , 140x180 , I see you dearie.gif )
40742656
>>40742647
>>40742649
>Billyfish, wearing her ridiculous battle bikini, wrapped more and more of her limbs around Andrew's like deranged tentacles.
Put 'em on, sugercube! Put 'em onnnn!

>>40742648
>Teton grabbed Java by the scruff of the neck and looked around.

>Then whistled loudly, making the Tardis hone on her position.
Now, Java, darling, mind telling me what this whole thing was about?

>>40742651
Awkay, suger, awkay.

So, how's them things lateleh?

Varmie said ya bought sumthin' off him.

>>40742652
...Welp, now Ah feel naked. How y'all doin'?
>> No. 40742657
>>40742655
>And hello yet again.
>> No. 40742658
File 142066474137.png - (622.19KB , 2704x3000 , s02e22_flitter_by_azizthewazon-d53baa4.png )
40742658
>>40742654
"Yeeeah, senior at Canterlot High..."
>> No. 40742659
File 142066474821.jpg - (464.96KB , 500x750 , dinnertime.jpg )
40742659
>>40742649
>>40742656
Ve already have, Herr Sviftving. Nobody is comink for you.

>He says, as he cracks a deranged half-smile, and adjusts his crimson armband.

Fraulein Billyfish. Give him ze curves.
>> No. 40742660
File 142066475067.png - (312.40KB , 800x753 , 304593__anthro_princess+celestia_suggestive_princess+breastia_artist-colon-jiayi.png )
40742660
>>40742656
"Yes, he sold me the original Al Azif. Something I've been wanting for a long time, and cost me quite a bit of bits that will be made back within the month. It is currently safe where it is." She said taking another drink of her endless drink.
>> No. 40742661
>>40742657

>I'm in and out constantly today, huh?
>> No. 40742662
File 142066487619.png - (507.35KB , 1280x720 , uh oh___.png )
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>>40742659
>>40742656
"NO! N-not the curves! Oh fuck lord all mighty you cant!" he tries to thrash against Billy's limbs, eyes widening in peral
>> No. 40742663
>Ugh, screw dendritic spine plasticity. I'm taking a break.

>Thousand Words trots into the bar
>> No. 40742664
File 142066492501.gif - (3.90KB , 132x249 , Meenah_eyebrows_wiggle.gif )
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>>40742656
*She then slides into the mud up to her neck and sits next to you.*
...who said I'm not taking it off right now? It's not like you can under all this mud.
>> No. 40742665
File 142066498437.jpg - (25.97KB , 271x268 , Sure thing dumbass.jpg )
40742665
>Everybody's being so weird lately.
>> No. 40742666
File 142066500366.png - (316.44KB , 1276x910 , Apples.png )
40742666
>>40742655
>Hello!

>>40742658
....Well. It's official. You're a timetravel harry.
>> No. 40742667
>>40742665
>Status quo for the Donut Bar
>> No. 40742668
File 142066503797.jpg - (96.67KB , 500x950 , GIVE ME YOUR HAT.jpg )
40742668
>>40742656
> Much to Vi's immediate confusion and shock. She elects to hold tight onto the closest thing that seems to be bolted down, and hope to high heaven she hadn't just done something very wrong.

> Meanwhile, on the ground, Java had lost the will to fight someone who was clearly so devoted as to do...whatever the hell you just did, just to get to her. It would not have surprised her by now if you followed her into Hell even if she did swallow that pill.

Holyshit--! Okay, okay, I'll talk!
>> No. 40742669
File 142066510903.png - (615.96KB , 2000x3000 , flitter___explaining_breezies_by_caliazian-d79fquh.png )
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>>40742666
"Time whose-it what now?"
>> No. 40742670
File 142066511752.png - (132.62KB , 800x1000 , Anon Dom.png )
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>>40742663
>He gets a wave from Axel!

>>40742665
>N-No!
>> No. 40742671
File 142066516360.gif - (227.03KB , 175x63 , embrace it.gif )
40742671
>>40742659
>>40742662
Eeeeyup! Teell me when Ah'm supposed ta stahp makin' 'im more curveh.

>OH SWEET JESUS SHE'S DOING IT

>It kinda tingles

>>40742660
Eeeyup, gewd ta know. Y'all them collector o' rare things like tha'?

>>40742661
>Yep

>>40742664
Ah can smell it.

>She grinned.

>>40742668
Wonderfull! I was starting to get annoyed at you! So, do spill the beans, darling.
>> No. 40742672
File 142066519515.png - (207.39KB , 329x367 , You gotta be shitting me.png )
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>>40742670
>>40742667

>No, it is different.

>>40742671

>Well fuck.
>> No. 40742673
File 142066521542.jpg - (107.48KB , 900x900 , And after time skip___.jpg )
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>>40742669
What year is it?
>> No. 40742674
File 142066521525.jpg - (375.99KB , 914x1328 , coffee.jpg )
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>>40742671
...Was...was that a fucking pun?!
>> No. 40742675
File 142066524198.png - (104.17KB , 419x461 , Thousand Words.png )
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>>40742670
>He waves back
Oh, hello.
>> No. 40742676
File 142066531329.gif - (523.71KB , 500x281 , adventure-time-jake-gif-6_jpg.gif )
40742676
>>40742672
>Just an off day I guess.

>>40742675
Hiya again pony
>> No. 40742677
File 142066533973.png - (146.47KB , 264x452 , in a nutshell.png )
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>>40742672
>Is ok

>>40742674
Yes.

>Teton giggled and honked Java's nose with a deranged grin.

>Oh fucking hell, she enjoyed herself until now.
>> No. 40742678
File 142066535462.png - (1.72MB , 2000x2100 , 780685__safe_solo_cute_filly_mouth+hold_flitter_artist-colon-freefraq.png )
40742678
>>40742673
"Like, 2003."
>> No. 40742679
File 142066536698.png - (599.48KB , 734x1000 , _the_creepling__by_nayruasukei.png )
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>>40742671
I'm not gonna tell if she did for safety reasons, ask on Skype if you wanna know.
Damn eldritch smell, I wish I had it... would help me with work...
>> No. 40742681
File 142066539618.jpg - (29.59KB , 225x350 , That's cute.jpg )
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>>40742676

>Weeeeird.

>>40742677

>RP at least?
>> No. 40742682
File 142066548417.jpg - (6.88KB , 242x208 , dimetrodon.jpg )
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>>40742672
>It's all perfectly rational. Like the perfectly rational dimetrodon that just crashed through the wall and is now charging at you.

>>40742676
You're Dom's friend, right? The one he was eating the pies with?
>> No. 40742683
File 142066549962.jpg - (235.15KB , 790x1051 , Grinning_by_ThousandWords.jpg )
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>>40742679
>;P

>Billyfish grinned.
Eeeyup! Eyesight got nuthin' on it.

>>40742681
>At last, yes! Who and who?
>> No. 40742684
File 142066557660.jpg - (282.58KB , 783x1513 , NOOO YOU DUMBASS.jpg )
40742684
>>40742677
You're a real bitch, you know that?

Fine. I was planted here, okay? I'm supposed to be keeping tabs on the "Donut Bar"...among other things. They call us Watchdogs.
>> No. 40742685
File 142066560626.gif - (386.48KB , 500x281 , num num num.gif )
40742685
>>40742683

>Lotse and Gretch are avaiable.

>>40742682

>I don't see no dinos.
>> No. 40742686
File 142066565805.png - (194.57KB , 531x558 , adventure_time_fanart__finn_bust_by_chocomax-d53xyz1.png )
40742686
>>40742678
Mmmhmmm...you're about 12 years off...

>>40742681
><Licks>

>>40742682
Mmmhmm~! That's me! Axel.
>> No. 40742687
File 142066567755.jpg - (527.99KB , 919x1048 , 103678__safe_anthro_princess+celestia_blushing_cleavage_princess+breastia_artist-colon-newyorkx3.jpg )
40742687
>>40742671
"It's a hobby of mine." she said taking another bite of cheese.
>> No. 40742688
>>40742686
"Last I checked it wasn't no 1991 with leg warmers and tacky colorful jump suits."
>> No. 40742689
File 142066578017.gif - (34.55KB , 256x192 , edgeworth-shrug[1].gif )
40742689
>>40742686

>You dun play feenix wrong?
>Edgeworth a cooler guy than I thought.
>> No. 40742690
>>40742678
>Litwick pokes his head into the bar and glances around. As soon as he sees the mare, he breathes a sigh of relief and trots over
"Cara! There you are!"

>>40742685
>Good, because that's a synapsid of the Early Permian, not a dinosaur. And it's eating your leg.

>>40742686
>He nods with a smile and extends a hoof
Pleasure to meet you, Axel. I'm Thousand Words.
>> No. 40742691
File 142066581495.png - (194.71KB , 1024x1175 , breakfast_by_DOM.png )
40742691
>>40742684
Dearie, I was downright polite with you so far.

>She winked.
Tell me more about the Watchdogs.

>>40742685
>So are Teton, Varmus, Billyfish, Kiddo... pick an interaction!

>>40742687
>Billyfish nodded.
Everyun' needs a hobby! As long as it ain' keepin' cut off heads in them sinks.

>The mare grabbed herself a bottle of apple juice.
Mahbe Ah oughta start collectin' them things, too.
>> No. 40742692
File 142066582493.jpg - (38.64KB , 538x424 , fury_2.jpg )
40742692
>>40742671
>>40742662
Do not stop until zey fit her, Fraulein.

>He says, his eye twitching as he measures Andrew's proportions against theirs.

GLORY TO ZE REICH!
>> No. 40742693
File 142066585744.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40742691

>Tits und Lotse.
>> No. 40742694
File 142066589834.jpg - (1.04MB , 1391x1358 , 292821__safe_twilight+sparkle_anthro_princess+luna_princess+celestia_traditional+art_cleavage_su.jpg )
40742694
>>40742691
"I'm not into shrunken heads."
>> No. 40742695
File 142066592942.gif - (167.88KB , 870x847 , I hue until i cannot hue no more.gif )
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>>40742692
>>40742671
>>40742671
"Yous top touching my proportions!! I need tohse to get the mares to swoon! TO SWOOOOON!!!"
>> No. 40742696
File 142066597519.gif - (6.29MB , 400x300 , 57A4Ge.gif )
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>>40742683
I'm pretty sure my examiners in the cooking school have such noses, they can even tell just by the scent what was the animal's I used meat of mum's name or how many butterflies sat on the stalk of tomatoes I used or even how much exactly MSG I put in it!
>> No. 40742697
File 142066603659.jpg - (62.68KB , 600x533 , enormous.jpg )
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>>40742695
Rest assured, Fraulein Sviftving. Mares vill still svoon over you--mares of un entirely different sort, but mares all ze same.
>> No. 40742698
File 142066607866.png - (702.47KB , 4183x4312 , It says ur a fgt.png )
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>>40742690
"Here I am... did coach send you or somethin'? Is he callin' practice early?"
>> No. 40742699
File 142066613576.png - (105.61KB , 831x961 , my sad levels are approaching dangerous levels.png )
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>>40742697
"No! THose mares are hard and edgy ;~;" thrash and struggle
>> No. 40742700
File 142066614088.png - (339.14KB , 894x894 , adventure_time__finn_by_epic4chris-d6egwej.png )
40742700
>>40742688
You're in the future. it's 2015. Would explain why you freaked out when I liked you....then again. I think you would of either way.

>>40742689
>Is he edgie?

>>40742690
Cool nam!

>Axel smiles and shakes his hoof
>> No. 40742701
>>40742698
>He tilts his head
"Actually, you were late. I dropped by the university to bring you lunch, and they said you never showed up today. Are you alright?"

>>40742700
Cool....nam?
>> No. 40742702
File 142066621364.png - (166.29KB , 900x932 , r`lyeh_now_by_DOM.png )
40742702
>>40742693
>Tits in the Bar! Covered in scrapes and bruises and cuts.

>>40742694
Ah ain' either.

Whut yer inta?

>>40742692
>>40742695
>>40742697
Sugercube, Ah think double E's gunna werk.

>>40742696
Eeeyup! Tha's simple.

Sniffin' out emotions' trickier.
>> No. 40742703
File 142066623612.png - (42.13KB , 511x470 , wait actually this makes me feel pretty.png )
40742703
>>40742699
Zen your curves vill be all ze more necessary!

>He tosses his head back and lets loose a wicked neighzi laugh.
>> No. 40742704
>>40742702
"Mostly rare artifacts of a time long long ago. Granted I knew most of them before they became artifacts, but collecting them now is a fun way to pass the time. Sometimes."
>> No. 40742705
File 142066634109.gif - (690.83KB , 500x309 , adventuretime-nachos.gif )
40742705
>>40742701
Yeah. Cool name...Thousands...
>> No. 40742706
File 142066634480.jpg - (199.42KB , 1920x1200 , i got this.jpg )
40742706
>>40742691
You want more? I want protection. They probably already have someone to quiet me down.
>> No. 40742707
File 142066640224.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40742707
>>40742700

>His name is edgy.

>>40742702

What the hell have you gotten yourself into now?
>> No. 40742708
File 142066644584.png - (461.20KB , 3000x2700 , flitter_with_a_ponytail_by_northernthestar-d6am61i.png )
40742708
>>40742703
>>40742702
"B-betraaaayed! Oh slandered!"

"Not the E's oh anything but the ee's! Noooo!"
"Aaaaahh please!!"

>>40742701
>>40742700
"Pssssh I'm not in college yet cutie." She giggled. "BUt that's flattering of you... did Andrew put y'all up to this?"
>> No. 40742709
>>40742703
You know, you'll get a much better figure on him if you just cut out his liver entirely. It's a purely vestigial organ, anyway. Well, not purely vestigial, but he doesn't need it. Not as much as I do, at least.

Just...just give me his liver. Don't ask questions.

>>40742705
Oh, name

>He chuckles a bit
Thanks. So, how do you know Dom?
>> No. 40742710
File 142066655129.gif - (405.26KB , 780x640 , neigh.gif )
40742710
>>40742708
>>40742702
Yes. Ze double E's. Make it so, Fraulein, and send her to ze exotic dancing class. Fuhrer Dominique vill arrive soon, and expects a varm reception!
>> No. 40742711
>>40742708
>Litwick blinks and tilts his head
"Cara, are you okay? Is this about last night?"
>> No. 40742712
File 142066657292.jpg - (546.25KB , 855x798 , a-apple sempai~.jpg )
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>>40742704
Sometahmes?

>>40742706
Easy to do.

>Teton really expected that Tardis to land by now.
....Aaaaaaaaaaaany moment now...

>>40742707
Did you know there's some group calling themselves the Watchdogs that keep an eye out on this place?

>>40742708
...Eeeyup, y'all gunna look bettur in them double Fs.
>> No. 40742713
File 142066659564.png - (317.84KB , 640x480 , Śweenie_Belle_Mabel_gum.png )
40742713
>>40742702
If you can smell everything, why aren't you just a big nose?

>brb
>> No. 40742714
File 142066663232.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
40742714
>>40742712

...Nooooo?
>> No. 40742715
File 142066663317.jpg - (92.63KB , 954x763 , adventure-time-finn-human-1-1280x1024.jpg )
40742715
>>40742707
>Super edgy!

>>40742708
Nnnope!

Nope. It's...just science and stuff! Weird...now what are ya gonna do..

>>40742709
Well. We hung out. I mostly play games with him along with a pony named Blackjack
>> No. 40742716
File 142066663380.jpg - (61.80KB , 545x607 , 1405021477017.jpg )
40742716
>Ritsu yawned, and stretched, Popping her back.
Ahh goddamn.
>She ruffled through her stuff and retrieve done of her books, making sure no one was around in homespace and started to read.

>Valentina was balancing her bayonet on her fingers, a little bored. She then put it away and took a seat, fiddling through her pockets until she produced a weapon sight and apparently began to fix it.
>> No. 40742717
File 142066663502.jpg - (231.50KB , 589x819 , 170430__safe_anthro_princess+celestia_hoofbeat+2.jpg )
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>>40742712
"Yes, sometimes. I do other things that are enjoyable too."
>> No. 40742718
File 142066665740.png - (190.76KB , 557x402 , heya sexy.png )
40742718
>>40742710
Nawt them double Fs?

>>40742713
'Cuz them other senses are fun.
>> No. 40742719
File 142066671174.png - (425.48KB , 890x833 , Ember How Could You.png )
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>>40742718
No. Ze E's vill suffice. Ve do not vant to break ze fraulein's lovely clothes, ya?
>> No. 40742720
File 142066675658.jpg - (83.20KB , 550x366 , crash.jpg )
40742720
>>40742712
> Ah, yes, of course. Without Vi's interference(and a marked amount of her nausea) the TARDIS quickly touches down outside the wreckage, prompting various cries from inside of Aliens and Area 52.

Better be...
>> No. 40742722
>>40742715
I'm not sure I've ever met him.
>> No. 40742723
>>40742710
>>40742712
"DOUBLE F'S FOR FUCK BOTH OF YOU DON'T YOU PUT TITS IN ME!!"

>>40742711
>>40742715
"Last night..? You mean when I hogged the shower..? It might be.. fuckin' a. Andrew always has to prank me any reason he gets."
>> No. 40742724
File 142066696926.png - (447.19KB , 1000x1085 , 92780__solo_anthro_princess+celestia_solo+female_suggestive_lingerie_artist-colon-atryl.png )
40742724
>>40742719
>My friend drew that.
>> No. 40742725
>>40742723
>>40742715
>Litwick shakes his head, his face furrowed in a look of strong concern
"N-no, I mean at the restaurant, we were talking about... you really don't remember, do you?"
>He turns to Dom
"How long has she been here like this? Is she okay?"
>> No. 40742726
File 142066704418.png - (59.77KB , 1300x1300 , Dulset Lurk 2.png )
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>>40742723
>>40742725
>Carbon date her hair!
>> No. 40742727
File 142066704659.png - (319.91KB , 500x500 , ask_mistress.png )
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>>40742714
Well, I didn't know either!

>>40742716
>Teton was in the Bar, covered in scrapes, bruises and little cuts.

>>40742717
Like wha'? Mahbe Ah coulda do them too.

>>40742719
>>40742723
Awkay, double E's them are.

How big th' butt?

>>40742720
Ah, there we go, my ride!

>Teton practicallly dragged Java into the Tardis and slammed the door shut.
Gushing Screamer, what took you so long?
>> No. 40742728
File 142066705653.jpg - (70.08KB , 900x675 , adventure_time__finn_the_human___kissed_by_flame__by_seejay196-d5d24o7.jpg )
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>>40742716
>Axel notices Val and gives her a wave and a smile, going to sit next to her

Hiya Val, whatcha doin? Gun stuff?
>> No. 40742729
File 142066710221.jpg - (81.10KB , 550x720 , Apprehension.jpg )
40742729
>>40742727

And what, they done that to you?
>> No. 40742730
File 142066710328.jpg - (92.63KB , 954x763 , adventure-time-finn-human-1-1280x1024.jpg )
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>>40742722
Blackjacks a dude.

>>40742723
>>40742725
>Dom shrugs

I dunno. Was like that when she got her.
>> No. 40742731
File 142066710455.png - (838.19KB , 800x1080 , 564934__safe_solo_anthro_princess+celestia_breasts_cleavage_princess+breastia_artist-colon-snorg.png )
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>>40742727
"Usually it involves a very skilled stallion, or a pony time lord." She said taking another bite of cheese.
>> No. 40742732
File 142066714669.gif - (400.39KB , 480x270 , 1361003532575.gif )
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>>40742727
Nyehh
>She saw Teton out of the corner of her eyes and fumbled getting her glasses off, hiding them
Yo, Teton.~

>>40742728
>She held up one of the sight lenses and put it over her eye, making it really big. She then looked over at him and put it over her mouth making her mouth magnify.
Nom-nom
>She then cleaned it.
Oui, cleaning the lense.~
>> No. 40742733
File 142066714771.gif - (340.66KB , 639x499 , sock party.gif )
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>>40742727
>>40742723
It is too late, fraulein Sviftving.

>He says, as he unceremoniously and uninvitedly fits the BOYTOY bra over Andrew's EE's.

Large enough to svallow ze G-string, mein Fraulein.
>> No. 40742734
File 142066719684.png - (461.20KB , 3000x2700 , flitter_with_a_ponytail_by_northernthestar-d6am61i.png )
40742734
>>40742726
>That's your solution to everything :V

>>40742725
>>40742730
"I didn't go out to eat with anyone last night." She giggled. "But sounds like fun, invite me next time." She coo'd

"What'd you say your name was?"
>> No. 40742735
File 142066731072.png - (479.48KB , 1173x1015 , I stole Tia's clothes~.png )
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>>40742729
What? No, no, I divebombed through the windshield of the car one of them was runnign away with and crashed us through a building.

>>40742731
...Oooh. Didn' hav' sum' gewd fun like tha' in a long while.

>>40742732
Why hello there, Ritsu. Cool glasses.

>>40742733
>The balloons are swelling to the size of emergency pontoons.
>> No. 40742736
File 142066730489.png - (671.23KB , 3000x3846 , Gasp.png )
40742736
>>40742733
>>40742727
"YOu can't fuckin do this!! NNOOOOOOOO!! My image! Ruined!! Get this bra off of me!"
>> No. 40742737
File 142066732177.jpg - (35.18KB , 415x553 , IMG_20150104_132735.jpg )
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>>40742726
>Litwick doesn't know how to do that!

>>40742730
>Thousand nods
I said him, didn't I?


>>40742730
>>40742734
>He frowns sadly
"Cara, don't you remember me? I'm Litwick! I'm...well, your boyfriend."
>> No. 40742738
>>40742735
>>40742736
Yes. Zis is perfect.

>Blowhard slaps Andrew's enormous flank and slips the other part of the outfit onto her; and after a moment, cracks a cocksure smirk.

You may release her now, Fraulein. She is broken.
>> No. 40742739
File 142066739020.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40742735

...What the actual fuck?
>> No. 40742740
File 142066741065.png - (312.40KB , 800x753 , 304593__anthro_princess+celestia_suggestive_princess+breastia_artist-colon-jiayi.png )
40742740
>>40742735
"Unfortunatly for me, neither is available at the moment, so I'm just finding curious things to collect. Think I might try for something obsidian next."
>> No. 40742741
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>>40742732
Ewww, creepy.

>He chuckles and nods

Coo. My sword never needs to clean. It's always sharp when I cut my sandwiches

>>40742737
>I mean mare :I Sorry. Distracted
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>>40742735
Ye full of it.
>She grinned with a blush, ignoring it all together. She then eyes her cuts and bruises.
You alright?
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>>40742727
I was busy trying not to hurl. How 'bout you?

> She had had worse nicknames. Java, at least, was well and truly done fighting. She was covered in fairly deep gashes and a bruise here and there, making the look of an otherwise homely mother rather disturbing. In the distance, sirens begin to blare.

Unngh...
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>>40742741
>Ah, sorry

Oh

>Thousand chuckles
Sorry. My mistake.
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>>40742741
The wonderful thing about blades monsieur!
>She waved her hand and out came her bayonet spinning, she caught it.
It can never betray you!
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>>40742744
I'm sorry about disappearing yesterday, maybe we could try again today.
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>>40742744
It's cool bra. Want some pie?

>>40742745
They can if you drop them on your foot...or when you cut your food with them and break the plate.
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