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40749098 No. 40749098
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7lvINrYPw

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
YOUR AD HERE

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>Reference as many things you can this thread.
>AS MANY!
>ANYTHING GOES!
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40749100
>And the guy continues hanging out, drinking a soda instead of anything alcoholic.
>> No. 40749101
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>>40749100
>And that cat girl keeps sitting there, doing nothing but staring out the window, enjoying the snow fall with her tial swishing about.
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>>40749102
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>>40749101
>Valentina hangs from the ceiling, right in front of he rline of sight.
Your driving skills are impeccable.
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>>40749104
Shhh...

.....

Don't make fun of me. I came here to relax. PLus I was trying to look cool!
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>>40749107
So how did you get here?
>She asked curiously still hanging from the ceiling.
Did Ary go and get you?
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>Bored...
>> No. 40749111
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>>40749108
pfff? think I can't get a rige here on my own~?

>She folded her arms

...yes...Ary took me...just cause I told her I wanted a donut and woosh.
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>>40749111
>She dropped down from the rafter, landing on her feet. She sat down next to her and yawned lightly.

Well that is a nice surprise.~
>> No. 40749113
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>>40749112
>Pandora wraps her arm around her shoulder and smirks

Mmmhmm. I didn't expect it. Ary said she needed to tone some stuff before sending me back. Which is cool. They want me on duty when they launch another one of Ary's ships.
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>>40749113
Ahh yes, that work that I have yet to see.
>She said with a giggle, she leaned over onto her a little.
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>>40749114
Ohh, you haven't seen her airships? They're kinda aweomse~

>She purred a tad, nuzzling into her chin
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>>40749115
I have not actually, that is usually what Ary occupies herself with when I am away.

>She gave the big cat a bath.
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>>40749116
>Pandora nods as she lets her, her hair being unkept !

We should have her bring you this week end.
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>>40749117
>Once she was finished she gave her a smooch on the kiss.

It is good you are here, you get to see me fight tomorrow! Supposedly.
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>>40749118
>That's not her Job. Her job is being Ary's Kitty. :I

Wait? Fight? Nothing bad> <.<
>> No. 40749120
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>>40749119
>She desperately wishes it was.

Non, Ritsu is running a fundraiser for an orphanage. She wants to raise the money with a fight, so she is going to find me an opponent!
>> No. 40749121
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>>40749120
>IT can be! She just has to give up Ary for it.

Ah! I see Sounds like a weird fundraiser but oke! Good cause...did ya tell Ary?
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>>40749121
>Hehe.

No I did not, it should be a surprise! She loves wrestling..I think.
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>>40749122
I think she does yeah...buuut I think she'd like a heads up when her girlfriend is involved ya know.
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>>40749123
I will try and tell her if I can. It will be nice to have cheerleaders!
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>>40749124
Bet you'd want her in a short skirt, stockings, a low crop top~
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>>40749125
As though I could get her to dress in any different way.~
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>>40749126
As if you want her to dress any other way you mean~
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>>40749127
Well sometimes I do hate when other people look at her.~
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>>40749128
I don't think there's a way around that ya know.
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>>40749129
She is a rather beautiful woman, the two of you are much better looking than I!
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>>40749130
You're cute though. I bet if we took you out of that army wear you'd be even cuter~
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>>40749131
But these are my clothes!
>She was wearing a shirt, with a little corset. around her stomach. Her bandana around her neck, and cargo pants.
>> No. 40749133
>>40749132
Oh....>.> I uh...didn't...I went blind it looked. I think those are good~ Bet you get looks and don't even know~


>BRB shower
>> No. 40749134
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>>40749133
I do not, you are just trying to cheer me up.
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>>40749134
You need help with your self esteem girl.
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>>40749137
Bah, that is a tool of judgement and judgement defeats soldiers!
>> No. 40749139
>>40749138
The war is over though...
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>>40749139
You know that, yet I am going away soon to a warzone.

>She pat Pandora gently.
I am a tool, there is no point in convincing me otherwise.
>Interestingly enough she was smiling gently.
>> No. 40749141
>>40749140
....That'll make ARy said to hear that. You know....
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>>40749141
I have told Aryadne that, she knows well the kind of person I am. Look at it this way, If I am a tool I am in the greatest set of hands to ever exist.
>> No. 40749143
>>40749142
...I guess that's one way to look at it....but I don't think that'd make me feel better considering you just said you're going back to the war....
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>>40749143
I did tell you before you went off back at the beginning of the year.
>She pet Pandora's cheek, and then suddenly embraced her.
>> No. 40749145
>>40749144
>PAndora rolls her eyes a bit. Probably more worried about Val coming back messed up and giving Ary a hard time again...

>She hugs her back though
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>>40749145
>She purred gently and gave her a playful nibble!
You should be certain of this, I will have difficulty destroying cars!
>> No. 40749147
>>40749146
Certain of what...?

>She pulled back and gave her head a tilt.
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>>40749147
Nothing, just making a joke of earlier.
>> No. 40749149
>>40749148
Ohh...alright....

>Pandora's ear's twitched, her feet kicking along a bit
>> No. 40749150
>>40749149
Is something the matter mon amour?
>Her mangled ear, tilted downward.
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>>40749150
I'm just worried is all...
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>>40749151
What about?
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>>40749152
About you and Ary...
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>>40749153
You know, we have lasted a long time. The only way we would break apart is if one of us made it so.
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>>40749154
You know the whole you going away to do military stuff is what put's stress on your two's relationship right?
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>>40749155
It is my choice.
>She said a little angrily.
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>>40749156
....

>Pandora simply nods slowly

Alright...
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>>40749158
Perhaps Ary made the wrong choice.
>She sighed heavily, and quickly stood up, going to leave.
>> No. 40749160
>>40749159
>Pandora simply sighed heavily when she was gone. Saying only when she made sure Val couldn't hear

Hardly any steps forward...
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>>40749160
>Her ear twitted a bit at that, she only gave her a half of a glance, then simply shoved her way out of the door, content to cry outside by herself.
>> No. 40749162
>>40749160
>>40749161
>I said when she knew Val wasn't able to hear...
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>Well...tomorrow is gonna suck even more then today. Goodnight.
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>>40749165
>> No. 40749169
>>40749168
>'Ello beastie.
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>>40749169
>ello eldrichei
>> No. 40749173
>>40749171
>Wazzup?
>> No. 40749175
>>40749165
>Oh goodness!

>You! I'm sorry I passed out on you in the middle of an RP!
>> No. 40749176
>>40749175
>It is quite alright.
>> No. 40749178
>>40749176
>When I wake up, we should continue that. Jack had more story to tell!
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>Best "pony" in the Bar.
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>Really, nobody around at all?
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>>40749183
I'm here!
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>>40749184
Whoah, sugercube, where'd y'all dun' come from?

Neruvmahnd. Howdeh! Welcum' ta th' Donut Bar.
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>>40749185
I. Do not. Remember.

But, I am thankful for your hospitality.

My name is Electra, Electra Neon.

How may I address you?
>> No. 40749187
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>>40749186
Ah'm Billyfish. Nice ta meet'cha! Would y'all wanna sumthin' ta drink or eat or them works?
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>>40749187
What a strange name...

I have never heard such a name for a pony before.

If I may make a personal inquiry: Where did such a name originate?

Was it assigned to you at birth, or is it maybe something the locals came up with?
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>>40749188
'S sumthin mah gewd-fer-nuthin' altar-runnin' ex came up wit'. It dun' stick ta meh.

>The messy-maned mare grabbed herself a wooden mug and poured what smelled like hard cider in from the tap.
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>>40749189
It sounds as if there's more to this story.

>Electra comes to the realization that she is still standing in front of the bar, she promptly takes a seat to make herself more comfortable as she converses with Billyfish.

You don't have to explain in detail if you do not want to, however.

And I will simply have what you are drinking, it looks quite appealing.

I adore fizzy bubbles.
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>>40749190
'S hard cider, sugercube. Alcoholic, yew awkay wit' tha'?

An' there's ain' much ta it. Met a gal, she coulda keep up wit' meh, luv'd her a lot, thought she luv's meh too, but then she kinda ran from th' altar.
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>>40749191
I am positive I will be "okay with it," hard cider is still cider and I've had that before, at least as far as I can recall.

I am also an adult, so you need not worry about that angle.

And I am sorry to hear that, perhaps one day you will meet some pony more reliable, and who loves you as much as you do them.
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>>40749192
Heh... Ah dun'. Got widow'd recentleh.

>The made prepared Electra a mug of cider and slid it to her.
There y'all go, sugercube.
>> No. 40749194
>Electra grasps the mug, but doesn't drink from it just yet.

Thank you.

Apologies in advanced but- It seems to me you lead a very unfortunate love life.

I still wish your luck would change though, you seem like a charming mare.

If you do not mind my asking. Was this recent widowing by another mare as well?

Last edited at Tue, Jan 13th, 2015 06:49

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>>40749194
Eeenope, wuz wit' a stallion. Best guy ya'd ever meet, realleh...

An' naw offence, mah luv' life's manure.
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>>40749195
>Electra takes a small sip of the cider and she seems to grimace a tad but keeps on taking increasingly larger sips as time moves on.

Again, I am sorry to hear of that. Perhaps a change of topic is in order?

I'm curious.

Is it always this quiet?

Because I'm assuming it is usually not. So, what kind of patrons do you get here at the Donut bar?
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>>40749197
>The entire canon is only happening in the mind of a single autistic foal staring into a snowglobe. Due to crossovers, every other canon is by extension also occurring only in his mind.
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>>40749198
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>>40749196
>The cider was absolutely delicious.

Eeenawp, 's usually lotta more rambunctious in 'ere. Jus' a slow moment, is all.

An'... All o' them kinds, realleh.

>>40749197
>>40749198
>Fuck they know
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>>40749198
>>40749199
>>40749200
... I liked mine better.
>> No. 40749202
>>40749199
>G'mroing

>>40749200
>And knowing is half the battle

>>40749201
>I considered doing that, but in the end I decided to just rip off classic television because I'm non-creative garbage
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>>40749202
And that's why we love you!
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>>40749202
>Gmrn
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>>40749203
>Hooray! I'm terrible!

>>40749204
>How is?
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>>40749205
And don't you ever forget it!
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>>40749205
not 2 bad
not 2 bad at all
how about you?
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>>40749200
>Electra takes a few long gulps before getting back to Billyfish. She sure seemed to enjoy it!

I can see what you mean.

Do you ever find difficulty managing the bar?

It looks as if it could be quite the task when things get too rowdy.

Are there every fights?

How do you deal with them?
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>>40749207
ALSO, YOU.
>> No. 40749210
>>40749206
>Yep!
>Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go drown myself!

>>40749207
>Just woke up. Unfortunately. Need to get ready for the day and then get some work done. Unfortunately.
>> No. 40749211
>>40749210
:c
pls
>> No. 40749212
>>40749211
>Pls what?
>> No. 40749213
>>40749212
pls dont go
>> No. 40749214
>>40749213
>Alas, would that I could stay, my darling. But I leave now for the both of us, that we might someday have a better life, far away from all of this! I will return for you, fair lady, I promise you.
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>>40749208
Ain' a prawblem, sugercube. Nuthin' 'ere gunna mess wit' meh.
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>>40749215
>With a final sip Electra finishes off her cider and places the mug back on the counter with a hard knock, she seems a little flushed.

Are you saying your strong enough to keep trouble at bay?

No pony has ever caused you trouble, ever?

Last edited at Tue, Jan 13th, 2015 07:26

>> No. 40749217
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>1d2 = 1
>1- Will see the light of day eventually
>2- Off to the incinerator with you!
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>>40749216
Eeeenope.
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>Aaaanyway,, Hi guys.
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>>40749218
>Electra squints at Billyfish.

No you're not strong or no, no pony has every caused you trouble?

Oh well, forget it, never mind me.

I thought there might have been at least one occasion where you would have had to dealt with trouble.

You are at least fortunate in that regard.
>> No. 40749221
File 142116016849.jpg - (840.16KB , 996x1206 , juicebox.jpg )
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>>40749220
Ah never got anyponeh giv' meh trouble Ah couldn' deal wit'.

Ah'm gewd at fuckin' things up.
>> No. 40749222
File 142116055216.jpg - (121.03KB , 768x1024 , Ua3mmIqOHZrLs0Ss_X6dWV1WhoENQ_xQM9EcwLfzgWw.jpg )
40749222
>>40749221
Pardon my saying, but you don't look very powerful.

More odd perhaps with your mood-colored eyes, but not like somepony who could "fuck things up."

What makes you so fearsome do you think? Fighting skills?
>> No. 40749223
File 142116116371.jpg - (235.15KB , 790x1051 , Grinning_by_ThousandWords.jpg )
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>>40749222
Hyuk. Ah'm th' biggest mary sue there is, sugercube.

>Gotta go home now, back in two hours or so.
>> No. 40749224
File 142116248423.png - (1.17MB , 2600x2100 , astros_by_xwhitedreamsx-d8dn5y3.png )
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>> No. 40749225
File 142116265861.jpg - (95.38KB , 1280x800 , EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTIN.jpg )
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>>40749224
>> No. 40749226
File 142116271104.jpg - (15.99KB , 480x360 , Oooo.jpg )
40749226
>My PS2 can now play pirated games.

>http://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY

>It's good to be a pirate~
>> No. 40749227
>>40749226
>The Lazy town song

>I'm... I'm so proud of you right now.
>> No. 40749228
File 142116278334.png - (517.68KB , 488x563 , pirate logic.png )
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>>40749225
>>40749226
>> No. 40749229
File 142116285388.gif - (407.04KB , 400x300 , Whoop.gif )
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>>40749227
>:D
>> No. 40749230
File 142116287530.gif - (895.82KB , 500x197 , tumblr_mt0bvwgUyP1szeb3uo2_r3_500.gif )
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>>40749228
>> No. 40749231
>>40749228
>>40749229
>Oh god I just had a vision of Ammie wearing a pirate costume

>I think my heart just failed
>> No. 40749233
File 142116318307.png - (42.83KB , 300x300 , 142029252205.png )
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>>40749231
>Just checked on danburro, sadly no results.

>Your heart is safe for now.
>> No. 40749234
>>40749233
>Mneh.

>Sup?
>> No. 40749235
File 142116629937.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
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>> No. 40749237
File 142116715432.png - (142.58KB , 1529x1155 , Sleeping.png )
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>> No. 40749238
File 142116721664.jpg - (670.49KB , 1307x1882 , Lovehate.jpg )
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>>40749237

>Hi there.
>> No. 40749239
>>40749238
>Hi boobie lady
>> No. 40749240
File 142116754131.png - (206.78KB , 555x720 , 135263651794.png )
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>>40749222
You.




You look familiar.
>> No. 40749241
File 142116762590.jpg - (175.68KB , 491x615 , Guess you're right.jpg )
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>>40749239

>...Well OK then.

>>40749240

>Hello you.
>> No. 40749242
File 142116862858.png - (104.53KB , 700x700 , 133319410673.png )
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>>40749241
Yeeeeeeeees Satan?
>> No. 40749243
File 142116875224.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
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>>40749242

>I'm not Satan!
>> No. 40749244
File 142116883066.png - (114.37KB , 700x700 , 133319363605.png )
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>>40749243
Ohh, I thought you were someone else.
>> No. 40749245
>>40749243
>>40749244
>No, that's boobie lady
>> No. 40749246
File 142116894266.jpg - (427.70KB , 697x1000 , Fuck yeah bitches.jpg )
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>>40749245
>>40749244

>You're insistent on that!
>> No. 40749247
File 142116898121.png - (223.00KB , 333x435 , 38f.png )
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>>40749246
>>40749245
>> No. 40749248
File 142116903423.png - (174.80KB , 500x600 , 133379879569.png )
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>>40749246
>>40749245
>> No. 40749249
File 142116911369.png - (134.52KB , 264x296 , Well, I guess.png )
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>>40749247
>>40749248
>> No. 40749250
>>40749246
>Do you prefer Satan?
>> No. 40749251
File 142116916243.png - (207.39KB , 329x367 , You gotta be shitting me.png )
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>>40749250

>Not in the slightest.
>> No. 40749252
File 142116919320.jpg - (39.52KB , 472x568 , 374.jpg )
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>>40749246
>>40749245
>>40749250
>Booby satan?
>> No. 40749253
File 142116941682.jpg - (11.79KB , 601x227 , 234332324234.jpg )
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>>40749249
>> No. 40749254
File 142116955589.jpg - (89.92KB , 400x569 , I don't suit dresses.jpg )
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>>40749252

>No satan!
>> No. 40749255
File 142116956679.png - (352.80KB , 462x698 , advanced warfare.png )
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>> No. 40749256
>>40749254
>Well alright then, Boobie.
>> No. 40749257
File 142116969228.jpg - (243.44KB , 850x1202 , Ploy for brains.jpg )
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>>40749256

>Just the one?
>> No. 40749258
>>40749257
>Geez Boobies, it's always nag nag nag with you...
>> No. 40749259
File 142116978598.jpg - (229.38KB , 1160x1500 , wcVSjSb.jpg )
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>>40749255
>Such warfare
>> No. 40749260
File 142116986589.jpg - (124.37KB , 1031x781 , Lotsune.jpg )
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>>40749258

>You should be nicer to me...
>> No. 40749261
File 142116999275.jpg - (35.01KB , 480x413 , dont tell me what to do___.jpg )
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>>40749259


>>40749260
>the most ironic statement in of the year came just 13 days into 2015
>> No. 40749263
File 142117027104.jpg - (106.15KB , 728x827 , 1209290625890.jpg )
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>>40749260
>Poser!
>> No. 40749264
File 142117031848.png - (213.90KB , 410x476 , 6c8.png )
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>>40749261
>> No. 40749265
File 142117033574.jpg - (46.41KB , 607x825 , Not a puppy.jpg )
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>>40749263

>How?
>> No. 40749266
File 142117043400.jpg - (54.30KB , 698x637 , 64363463463434.jpg )
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>>40749265
>Posing with a tail like that! That's tail appropriation! Shame-shame! Shame on you!
>> No. 40749267
k im out
>> No. 40749268
>>40749263
>>40749265
>>40749266
>Plus the boobs.
>> No. 40749269
File 142117052895.jpg - (48.13KB , 464x1024 , Huh.jpg )
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>>40749266

>...But it's a good tail.

>>40749268

>You don't have to be a whatever she is to have boobs!
>> No. 40749270
File 142117068965.jpg - (106.88KB , 1152x650 , 2532325235.jpg )
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>>40749268
>Hush! You Keldeo-copycat!

>>40749269
>Shaaaaaaaaaame
>> No. 40749271
File 142117069853.jpg - (69.67KB , 460x865 , 1421093322514.jpg )
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>>40749266
>Hey what if she's a tail-kin,
>> No. 40749272
File 142117122402.png - (822.91KB , 701x1500 , Dulset x Keldeo??.png )
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>>40749270
>Don't insult my husbando!
>> No. 40749273
File 142117147633.jpg - (10.93KB , 258x261 , 43634624737.jpg )
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>>40749272
>Pff like Gary would ever consider a wet rag like you!
>> No. 40749274
d2 = 2
>> No. 40749275
File 142117457840.jpg - (347.18KB , 1110x1662 , billyboobs_censor.jpg )
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>> No. 40749276
File 142117463789.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
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>>40749275
>> No. 40749277
>>40749276
>Hello~
>> No. 40749278
File 142117495282.png - (0.95MB , 861x801 , A changed girl Crop.png )
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>>40749277

>Hi there!
>> No. 40749279
>>40749278
>'Sup?
>> No. 40749280
>>40749279

>Not a whole lot today.
>> No. 40749281
>>40749280
>Ahhh. I see.
>> No. 40749282
>>40749281

>I need to start sleeping properly again.
>Aaaaanwyay. Sup with you?
>> No. 40749283
>>40749282
>I'm gathering resolve to do a thing for tomorrow classes.
>> No. 40749284
>>40749283

>I know that feeling!
>> No. 40749285
>>40749284
>Aye...
>> No. 40749286
>>40749285

>Well what do?
>> No. 40749287
>>40749286
>Well, I'm partial to RP and smut RP.
>> No. 40749288
File 142117569398.jpg - (146.33KB , 687x444 , bestthingever+1.jpg )
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>>40749287

>...Had to mention the second part explicitly huh?
>> No. 40749289
>>40749288
>I'm a weak man of many vices.
>> No. 40749290
File 142117579965.png - (250.95KB , 313x338 , You are all evil crop.png )
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>>40749289

>No, Varmus. We SFW today.
>> No. 40749291
>>40749290
> :C
>> No. 40749292
File 142117600503.jpg - (20.73KB , 300x300 , chibibi.jpg )
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>>40749291

>Why are you so sad?
>Don't you want to RP?
>> No. 40749293
>>40749292
>I do. Who?
>> No. 40749294
>>40749293

>You know who's available.
>> No. 40749295
>>40749294
>Aye. 1d4 = 1 and 1d2 = 2
>1 Varmus / Lotse
>2 Teton / Gretchen
>3 Kiddo
>4 Billyfish
>> No. 40749296
File 142117629477.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
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>>40749295

>Woo!
>> No. 40749297
File 142117636425.png - (8.82KB , 545x496 , bbbff style.png )
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>>40749296
>RNG's favourites today.

>Varmus trotted into the Bar now!
>> No. 40749298
File 142117641563.png - (0.95MB , 861x801 , A changed girl Crop.png )
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>>40749297

Hey Varmus.
>> No. 40749299
File 142117687506.png - (236.77KB , 670x1060 , sockies were Rarity's idea.png )
40749299
>>40749298
Hey Gretchen. What's up?
>> No. 40749300
File 142117696847.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749299

...Nothing really. I'm fine. Definitely.
>> No. 40749301
File 142117705414.png - (55.32KB , 361x391 , peculiar.png )
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>>40749300
Oh, that's ... good.
>> No. 40749302
File 142117709719.png - (39.08KB , 234x210 , This guy serious.png )
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>>40749301

Yes. Good is the word I would use.
>> No. 40749303
File 142117712752.jpg - (20.18KB , 460x256 , MFW some people.jpg )
40749303
>Morning.
>> No. 40749304
File 142117715924.png - (63.18KB , 346x424 , bitches.png )
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>>40749302
How about "marvellous"?
>> No. 40749305
File 142117718704.png - (35.38KB , 253x180 , Truly, riveting.png )
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>>40749304

Nnnnnnno, I wouldn't say so.
>> No. 40749306
File 142117738789.png - (55.32KB , 361x391 , peculiar.png )
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>>40749303
>'Ello.

>>40749305
Hm. So good, but not marvellous.

How can I make your day better?
>> No. 40749307
File 142117743093.gif - (1.21MB , 300x184 , SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER.gif )
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>>40749306
>What's up?
>> No. 40749308
File 142117745475.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749306

You can snuggle me and just generally make me feel at home?
>> No. 40749309
File 142117754916.png - (63.18KB , 346x424 , bitches.png )
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>>40749307
>Trying to gather up myself enough to do a thing for classes tomorrow.

>>40749308
...Oh, you can always count on that.

>Varmus pulled her into a hug.
Couch?
>> No. 40749310
File 142117758123.jpg - (79.01KB , 1080x608 , My dog does the same thing.jpg )
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>>40749309
>I see.
>> No. 40749311
File 142117765278.png - (33.50KB , 272x226 , No, revenge is better warm.png )
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>>40749309

>She nods.
That sounds adequate!
>> No. 40749312
File 142117775939.png - (200.54KB , 955x909 , Varmie plushie.png )
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>>40749310
>How about you?

>>40749311
...Heh, "adequate".

>A minute later, Gretchen found herself snuggled on a couch by Varmus under a fluffly blanket. Damn bastard was even purring like a cat.
>> No. 40749313
File 142117781259.png - (42.83KB , 300x300 , gretchenfaic.png )
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>>40749312

What are you doing? What was so funny and why are you a kitty?
>> No. 40749314
File 142117796744.png - (84.53KB , 398x599 , pfrrrrrrrrrrrrt.png )
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>>40749313
In order - cuddling, the usage of word, because awesome.
>> No. 40749315
File 142117801973.jpg - (25.44KB , 450x380 , they-said-i-could-be_1332989813_epiclolcom.jpg )
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>>40749312
>Not sure whatto feel...can tell it's notgreat.
>> No. 40749316
File 142117807992.png - (33.50KB , 272x226 , No, revenge is better warm.png )
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>>40749314

Kitty equals awesome? How come?
>> No. 40749317
>>40749315
>I get the feeling. Anything I can do to help?
>> No. 40749318
File 142117817210.png - (199.05KB , 1534x1710 , I have no idea who ate that.png )
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>>40749316
Lay your hand on my throat.
>> No. 40749319
File 142117825845.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749318

>She does just that.
>> No. 40749320
File 142117836290.jpg - (524.21KB , 1000x1000 , Asunya.jpg )
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>>40749317
>I duuuuunnno. I'm not that muh in need of help.
>> No. 40749321
File 142117849017.gif - (2.00MB , 360x345 , is not easy brushing horse teeth.gif )
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>>40749319
>Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>It's vibrating! He's purring! This is quite nice and relaxing.
>> No. 40749322
>>40749320
>Very well then... I'm here if you'd wanna talk or something.
>> No. 40749323
File 142117856887.png - (44.41KB , 283x227 , Tentacles, really.png )
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>>40749321

It feels odd! Why are you doing this?
>> No. 40749324
File 142117858029.jpg - (109.13KB , 960x847 , s6bQh8K.jpg )
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>>40749321
>>40749322
>Either of you two want to rp?
>> No. 40749325
File 142117871178.png - (689.84KB , 763x1104 , tumblr_nf262q7byD1r8uyogo1_1280.png )
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>>40749322
>Yeaaaah.....want to RP or something...?

>>40749324
>Who and who?
>> No. 40749326
File 142117878628.png - (31.15KB , 400x821 , 39747-furries-cutefur Erebus.png )
40749326
>>40749325
>Dusk and Nightfall or someone and Gwyn?
>> No. 40749327
File 142117886366.jpg - (4.67MB , 5184x3456 , ok let's say this is Varmus and Chrysalis lol.jpg )
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>>40749323
Because it's pleasant~

>Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~

>>40749324
>Yes. Who and who?

>>40749325
>I'd like some RP, yeah. Anyone in particular?
>> No. 40749328
File 142117893246.jpg - (141.31KB , 768x1024 , So Proud.jpg )
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>>40749327
>Silver and V, someone and either Aether or Gwyn.
>> No. 40749329
File 142117903408.png - (42.83KB , 300x300 , gretchenfaic.png )
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>>40749327

It is but it's weeeeeird!
>> No. 40749330
>>40749328
>1d2 = 2
>1 Silver and Teton
>2 1d4 = 3 1 Varmus 2 Teton 3 Kiddo 4 Billyfish with 1d2 = 2 1 Aether 2 Gwyn
>> No. 40749331
>>40749330
>>40749328
>Kiddo and Gwyn!
>> No. 40749332
File 142117914020.png - (140.50KB , 1138x680 , 252525.png )
40749332
"We interrupt this programme to deliver this Important Public Service Announcement" - the radiomare's cheerfully soulless voice broke through Your Less Favourite But Still Pretty High On The List song.

"Due to the public pressure the Canterlot Board of Health and Administration ran a series of probably non fatally invasive tests on a group of Designated Subjects to deduct just why certain citizens and non-citizens are able to purr at will. The results that may or may not have been paid for in blood are as follows:"
What followed was a dramatic pause on the radio

"Ponies are unable of purring. If you encounter a pony that purrs, please immediately contact Apropriate Officials as they, the pony, not the officials, probably, may be or contain Alien Elements that may or may not be invasive, threatening, parasitic, and or cause rash and heartburn. Do not engage the possibly affected ponies. Do not alarm the possibly affected ponies. Do not shop at Wendy's next Friday due to inventory check. It will be closed. You will stand under the door like a dork. Thank you."

"This has been Important Public Service Announcement"
>> No. 40749333
File 142117916176.png - (85.70KB , 840x947 , I FOUND PILLS AND ATE THEM.png )
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>>40749329
>He stopped.
So? Weird isn't bad~
>> No. 40749334
File 142117916925.jpg - (45.25KB , 1024x576 , 4chan again.jpg )
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>>40749326
>Alright. Think I'll go with Nightfall.

>She was sitting around the bar, or on the counter I mean, sipping some chocolate milk

>>40749327
>I'll take anyone.
>> No. 40749335
File 142117924757.jpg - (223.45KB , 600x639 , You Don't Say.jpg )
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>>40749331
>Weird as fuck combo but alright, Gwynevere in her human form is in the bar as Dusk did his posts nearby, keeping herself powered with drawing energy from his armor
>>40749334
>he pops up and puts his hooves over her eyes
>> No. 40749336
File 142117925257.png - (33.50KB , 272x226 , No, revenge is better warm.png )
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>>40749333

Well you like me, don't you?
>> No. 40749337
File 142117925787.png - (291.39KB , 474x821 , I can wetmane too!.png )
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>>40749332
...Shit, they found out.

>>40749334
>You get a 1d5 = 1 1 Kiddo 2 Teton 3 Pear Lite 4 Billyfish 5 Varmus!
>> No. 40749338
File 142117933965.png - (1.04MB , 1280x720 , tumblr_mjys7oUczn1rtntdlo4_1280.png )
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>>40749333
>Kiddo's phone is buzzing!~
>> No. 40749339
File 142117935370.jpg - (29.49KB , 254x382 , 134618410564.jpg )
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>>40749337
>Aaaaawkwaaaaaaaaaaard
>> No. 40749340
File 142117943441.png - (130.73KB , 232x339 , WHERE YOU'VE BEEN RITSU.png )
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>>40749335
>And Kiddo was over there, sipping tea from her mug-
>>40749338
...?

>Kiddo picked up da phone.
Yo
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

What is it?

>>40749339
>I know where you sleep.
>> No. 40749341
File 142117949242.jpg - (190.54KB , 848x856 , spoiler.jpg )
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>>40749340
>> No. 40749342
File 142117953503.jpg - (49.17KB , 640x864 , _Gwynevere Starblaze.jpg )
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>>40749340
>>40749338
>Gwyn isn't a jerk to interrupt a phone call so she stops what she was going to say and goes to read a book in the corner
>> No. 40749343
File 142117954095.jpg - (3.02MB , 2000x2700 , 583a78fc4a938f197caa005fdbf3fa98.jpg )
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>>40749335
>Nightfall flails around hitting him as best he could screaming like a little bat pony

>>40749337
>Wellllll...Guess Ary is in the bar.
>> No. 40749344
File 142117955258.png - (42.74KB , 198x288 , 1413276638834.png )
40749344
>>40749340
>Ritsu responded appropriately.
WAZZAAAAAAAAAA
Oh no Im in a car crash at the cotton candy factory ahhhh!

Not really, so...would you like to. Help me.
>She put the phone down and cursed as she was driving.
Help me do a fundraiser!
>> No. 40749345
File 142117970978.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
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>>40749343
...You're a scaredy bat...
>> No. 40749346
File 142117974460.png - (249.20KB , 400x400 , what did you just say about me you little shit.png )
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>>40749341
>You bought from me.

>>40749342
>Let's get back to this in a moment then unless you'd like a Varmus? I dunno if this gonna work with Kiddo :D

>>40749344
...Ritsu, da fuck? Sure, what fundriser? When? What would I be doing?

>>40749343
>Kiddo nodded at her and waved, currently with a phone near her ear.
>> No. 40749347
File 142117976411.png - (34.12KB , 234x505 , heheh!.png )
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>>40749336
Of course I like you! A lot, even.
>> No. 40749348
File 142117979968.png - (33.50KB , 272x226 , No, revenge is better warm.png )
40749348
>>40749347

Because you're so overly kind!
>> No. 40749349
>>40749346
>Dunno. Whatever.
>> No. 40749350
File 142117986089.gif - (355.63KB , 160x219 , tumblr_mw81qzYuej1rlaxc8o5_250.gif )
40749350
>>40749346
Today, Im coming to get you right now.

Loook out!
>There was horn blaring, then she came back.
I think I just got burgerfood all over a guy.

Yeah Ill tell ya when I get there!~
>Boop, call ended.
>> No. 40749351
File 142117985960.jpg - (309.05KB , 848x1200 , Who needs glasses.jpg )
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>>40749345
....It's what ahppens when I get grabbed from behind. YOu know that.

>>40749346
>And Ary waves back but doesn't cut into the call.
>> No. 40749352
File 142117988645.png - (117.52KB , 260x273 , 136474823538.png )
40749352
>>40749346
>> No. 40749353
File 142117991198.png - (277.68KB , 1300x1450 , __Dusk Starblaze, Lord of Elysium.png )
40749353
>>40749351
...No. No I don't or I wouldn't stay around you. It's kinda dangerous :I
>> No. 40749354
File 142117996576.jpg - (84.74KB , 822x960 , 406155.jpg )
40749354
>>40749353
Ohhhh, no wonder you don't hang out with me anymore.
>> No. 40749355
File 142117998197.jpg - (382.98KB , 747x1291 , foreplay_pinchy'd.jpg )
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>>40749348
Naw I'm not. I'm an ass to almost everyone!

>>40749349
>Varmus nodded with a grin at Gwen, then.
Long time no see! Hello.

>>40749350
>>40749351
...

>Kiddo clicked the phone off and blinked, confused.
...Aryyyyyyy? I think I just got in some deep shit.

>>40749352
>Several times.
>> No. 40749356
File 142118002322.png - (35.38KB , 253x180 , Truly, riveting.png )
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>>40749355

You're not an ass to me!
>> No. 40749357
File 142118006430.png - (331.17KB , 636x356 , 1414506775301.png )
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>>40749355
>She swung the door open.
Ta daaa!

Kiddo!
>She jumped up on the table.
You are going to participate, in the greatest ring fight anyone who lives on Police Plaza ever witnessed beforeeee!
>> No. 40749358
File 142118010407.gif - (3.20MB , 400x225 , Got the moves like that one guy.gif )
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>>40749355
Oh yeah? Who was that, finally hit the wrong person?
>> No. 40749359
File 142118022008.png - (164.31KB , 303x430 , I'm getting too old for this shit.png )
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>>40749356
Thus, almost everyone.

>>40749358
>>40749357
Worse, agreed to help Ritsu with a fundraiser-

Speak of the devil and she shall appear.

Wait, ring fight? With who?
>> No. 40749360
File 142118026971.jpg - (87.31KB , 600x388 , 133320440876.jpg )
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>>40749355
>> No. 40749361
File 142118029645.png - (277.68KB , 1300x1450 , __Dusk Starblaze, Lord of Elysium.png )
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>>40749354
You're always asleep when any of the good things are happening because it will cause you to burn to death!
>> No. 40749362
File 142118032525.png - (42.83KB , 300x300 , gretchenfaic.png )
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>>40749359

...You think of everything!
>> No. 40749363
File 142118032417.png - (1.58MB , 1024x1707 , The beast.png )
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>>40749357
>>40749359
>Ary gave Ritsu a small wave

Hiya RIts.
>> No. 40749364
File 142118037441.png - (1.19MB , 5000x3321 , 141058302681.png )
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>>40749361
I don't burn up in the sun though! I just get migraines.

...Which might as well be the same thing >3>
>> No. 40749365
File 142118044661.jpg - (15.95KB , 225x350 , ritsu tainaka 4.jpg )
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>>40749359
If I told you, you wouldn't wanna do it. Then it wouldn't be any fun!

>She hugged around her, kissing her cheek a few times.
So whatcha think? Wanna be tough? Wanna fight in front of orphanage kids and raise money for em!

>>40749363
Hey gorgeous!

>She clicked her tongue and pointed at her.
>> No. 40749366
File 142118051121.png - (277.68KB , 1300x1450 , __Dusk Starblaze, Lord of Elysium.png )
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>>40749364
...You're a wuss
>> No. 40749367
File 142118053286.png - (130.73KB , 232x339 , WHERE YOU'VE BEEN RITSU.png )
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>>40749360
>I think you even have a customer card from me. If I recall correctly, two more transactions and you're getting a month's worth supply of lube for free.

>>40749362
Naw, I just leave myself a lot of backdoors.

>>40749363
>>40749365
Whaddya think, Ary? Should I agree to this? Beating up some poor fuckers for orphans?

...Fuck, she got me at orphans.
>> No. 40749368
File 142118055244.png - (500.26KB , 1999x2000 , Batter Up.png )
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>>40749366
Migraines hurt you.

>She turns around to give him a boop on the nose
>> No. 40749369
File 142118057716.png - (42.83KB , 300x300 , gretchenfaic.png )
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>>40749367

Oh really? I don't even understand what that means!
>> No. 40749370
File 142118058987.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
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>>40749355
>Oh missed this. Got anyone else?
>>40749368
...Ow. You just gave me one with that boop.
>> No. 40749371
File 142118059150.png - (64.49KB , 320x308 , 1418880186823.png )
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>>40749365
>>40749367
Sure. Why not? It's better then doing it for money.
>> No. 40749372
File 142118064937.png - (45.74KB , 399x400 , 136347198386.png )
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>>40749367
>> No. 40749373
File 142118073419.png - (644.73KB , 860x1047 , Wow i have no words for how awesome this is.png )
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>>40749370
I know it's your kryptonite.
>> No. 40749374
File 142118073792.gif - (866.16KB , 500x281 , 1416546023454.gif )
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>>40749371
>>40749367
Alright! Lets get going! There's already a setup in the plaza and your opponent is there. Lets go see the crowd!

Hey Ary..there's gonna be tons of candy vendors.~
>> No. 40749375
File 142118079815.png - (277.68KB , 1300x1450 , __Dusk Starblaze, Lord of Elysium.png )
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>>40749373
So what have you been doing?
>> No. 40749377
File 142118086361.png - (1.19MB , 5000x3321 , 141058302681.png )
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>>40749375
Boring boring boring royal guard stuff. It sucks.
>> No. 40749378
File 142118087918.jpg - (104.89KB , 454x422 , you're pretty shit.jpg )
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>>40749369
Good, this means my dark secret is safe.

>>40749370
>Not Kiddo, not Varmus... Teton and Billyfish are both in the Bar.

>>40749372
>I'll even let you test out some new models~

>>40749371
>>40749374
...Fuck, let's do this. You going, Ary?
>> No. 40749379
File 142118091726.png - (413.17KB , 1600x1600 , faicfaic.png )
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>>40749378

...I'mma find it anyway.
>> No. 40749380
File 142118095107.jpg - (507.33KB , 850x937 , Angel Face.jpg )
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>>40749374
>>40749378
Sure, Candy is always the selling point for me.
>> No. 40749381
File 142118107577.gif - (1.08MB , 375x213 , tumblr_n8gmpjGy1X1sg71k1o1_400.gif )
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>>40749378
>>40749380
To the bat mobile!
>She yelled back as she was pulling the both of them outside.
No offense Nightfall!

Last edited at Tue, Jan 13th, 2015 13:32

>> No. 40749382
File 142118119664.png - (277.68KB , 1300x1450 , __Dusk Starblaze, Lord of Elysium.png )
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>>40749377
I'm a knight but my life never gets boring :I
>> No. 40749383
File 142118123174.png - (217.92KB , 500x500 , sad.png )
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>>40749380
Gotta remember how to bribe you around, Blondie~

>>40749381
I don't like Batman.

>Kiddo got in the vehicle.

>>40749379
Crap! Nooo, Gretchen, I'll do anything...!
>> No. 40749384
File 142118128009.png - (33.50KB , 272x226 , No, revenge is better warm.png )
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>>40749383

THen tell me what it is! THat's a thing!
>> No. 40749385
File 142118129355.jpg - (130.36KB , 640x360 , 1417580544815.jpg )
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>>40749381
>>40749383
>The batpony gives a hiss to them As Ary waves her sister good by and joins the two others humans

>>40749382
Well. That's cause you're like. Head knight.
>> No. 40749386
>>40749378
>>40749385
>Bbl friend wants to do something elsewhere, if you want to do something I'll be on Skype.
>> No. 40749387
File 142118137546.png - (93.32KB , 264x273 , Bein a mom is the best.png )
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>>40749383
>>40749385
I can actually drive pretty well cause Im not on the phone.
>She snickered and started off towards the police station.
So, how are you two? I havent talked to you in a bit Ary.
>> No. 40749388
>>40749386
>Alllright!
>> No. 40749389
File 142118160689.jpg - (80.03KB , 500x509 , proceed.jpg )
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>>40749384
What thing?

>>40749385
>>40749387
Good question. You've been looking down for some time now, Blondie. Penny for your thoughts?
>> No. 40749390
File 142118165648.png - (20.75KB , 899x476 , Lurkin'.png )
40749390
>Jesus Christ superstar, but it's been a long fucking time.

>Also, Hi.
>> No. 40749391
File 142118165940.jpg - (55.14KB , 640x800 , Val loves all the shirts.jpg )
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>>40749387
>>40749389
Ohhh, you know. Same old same old. Few problems.
>> No. 40749392
>>40749390
>Hiya
>> No. 40749393
>>40749390

>Hi faggot! :D
>> No. 40749394
File 142118173122.png - (413.17KB , 1600x1600 , faicfaic.png )
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>>40749389

Whatever it is you're hiding from me,
>> No. 40749395
File 142118175907.png - (94.48KB , 265x272 , Emilia! I have a plan__.png )
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>>40749391
>>40749389
>She looked over at Kiddo, and then her stomach turned a bit, then she grinned evilly.
Think it'll be over quick?
>> No. 40749396
File 142118176503.jpg - (11.15KB , 236x318 , 4ec7393a24fe81064f30643c03a9bb03.jpg )
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>>40749392
>Yo!

>>40749393
>Heya queer-bait. :3
>> No. 40749397
>>40749396
>Whatha been up too?
>> No. 40749398
>>40749396

>wat O.O
>> No. 40749399
File 142118186768.png - (1.07MB , 640x641 , poledancin'.png )
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>>40749390
>Holy shit.

>>40749391
What problems?

>>40749394
...Okay. Okay. I'll tell you, I'll tell you aalllll...!

>>40749395
...

...

...Okay, I know that shitty grin. What did you pull off, Rits?
>> No. 40749400
File 142118190968.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749399

So what are you waiting for?
>> No. 40749401
File 142118193400.jpg - (273.77KB , 1200x1200 , Ritsu refrence here.jpg )
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>>40749395
>>40749399
Relationship...but blah. I don't want you two to worry about it.

>She gave a small chuckle at Ritsu's grin
>> No. 40749402
File 142118202942.gif - (1.99MB , 500x281 , TUURRRRBOOO.gif )
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>>40749399
I just remembered that I didn't get any milk..so now I get to make you get it later.~
>She cackled like she was mad and continued driving.

>>40749401
This might cheer ya up, all the candy I mean.
>She smiled as they arrived, there actually was quite a crowd, man people like fights.
>> No. 40749403
File 142118210692.png - (416.97KB , 680x365 , 494.png )
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>>40749397
>All of the things!

>Actually, not much. Finally got a job, so there's that.

>Other than that I've been bored off my rocker. Hence why I'm here. About the time when I'm so bored I consider re-downloading Skyrim is the point where I slink back here. :P

>>40749398
>Queer-bait. A person so effeminate they make straight men consider switching teams. :3

>>40749399
>I say that every time I look in the mirror and realize I'm not actually as handsome as I think I am.
>> No. 40749404
File 142118214781.jpg - (69.14KB , 425x600 , 139318742522.jpg )
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>>40749402
Like I said. Candy is the selling point. Woo. That's a lotta people
>> No. 40749405
>>40749403

>No!
>> No. 40749406
>>40749403
>Sounds pretty nice!
>> No. 40749407
File 142118236743.jpg - (7.65KB , 200x200 , 6286_723444507743400_1565718846924976269_n.jpg )
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>>40749406
>Indeed. Job's pretty cushy, too. Fancy desk job that pays awesome. None of that construction shit I usually get stuck doing. So, bonus!

>How's things on your end?

>>40749405
>Pourquoi?
>> No. 40749409
>>40749407

>I fail to understand!
>> No. 40749410
File 142118243087.jpg - (80.03KB , 500x509 , proceed.jpg )
40749410
>>40749400
...Umm... I'm trying to find the right words?

>>40749401
Val again, huh?

>>40749402
Straight from my tits if any at all, you little ass.

>Kiddo crossed her arms.

>>40749403
>Anyway, long time no see!
>> No. 40749411
File 142118246046.png - (453.08KB , 1278x1024 , Crazy Pills.png )
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>>40749410

I don't need them!
>> No. 40749412
File 142118247730.png - (687.53KB , 720x900 , Balance!.png )
40749412
>Hey folks, anyone up for an RP?
>> No. 40749413
File 142118258148.png - (516.54KB , 826x1168 , 1UP.png )
40749413
>>40749407
>Ehhh!

>>40749410
Yuuuup....

>She said rubbing the back of her head a bit
>> No. 40749414
File 142118258086.jpg - (48.96KB , 320x279 , 4db77_ORIG-look_at_all_the_fucks_i_give.jpg )
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>>40749409
>Sounds like a personal problem, mon'ami.

>>40749410
>Or maybe I've BEEN HERE ALL ALONG!!
>*dramatic reverb*
>> No. 40749415
File 142118258042.jpg - (332.74KB , 1280x1024 , Ritsu-Tainaka-tainaka-ritsu-16600959-1280-1024.jpg )
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>>40749410
Sheesh Kiddo.
>Ritsu just shook her head giggling.
Alright, see where Rock is, thats gonna be your side, theres some stuff over there if ya need it, gloves, mouthpiece..etc you dont have to use em unless you want.
>>40749404
Maybe you could fight too!
>She snickered and gently punched her shoulder. Being nice this morning, she went ahead and skipped off to get some gummy worms and some caramels for Ary.
Here ya go.~

>>40749412
>Djinni boops
>> No. 40749416
File 142118266515.png - (16.08KB , 172x153 , Sneaky!.png )
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>>40749415
And this causes Mandy to topples over onto her back and stare at you like a surprised kitten.
>> No. 40749417
>>40749412

>Yes! Hoo?

>>40749414

>Well... Shut up :c
>> No. 40749418
File 142118270127.png - (145.68KB , 454x373 , 6573.png )
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>>40749416
OOps..hey there whats up?
>> No. 40749419
File 142118274647.png - (363.40KB , 387x604 , At this rate soon to be single.png )
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>>40749412
>Hellllooo

>>40749415
Ohhh, that'll do nicely!

>Ary said getting the gummy worms and starting to eat them. Quickly I might add.
>> No. 40749420
File 142118275426.png - (39.61KB , 165x137 , Dot dot dot.png )
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>>40749417
>Gretchen getting her new room?

>Lotse getting swamped by rabbits?

>Cleo being fat?

>>40749418
"...My heart rate, you scared the heck out of me!"
>> No. 40749421
File 142118278118.jpg - (16.22KB , 340x340 , 10690287_1580207665533677_1934480404328948762_n.jpg )
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>>40749413
>Same as usual, then?

>>40749417
>'Kaaaaaay.
>> No. 40749422
>>40749420

>Gretchen getting her new room!
>> No. 40749423
File 142118280045.jpg - (214.46KB , 685x1166 , System of a down.jpg )
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>>40749421
>Sadly.
>> No. 40749424
File 142118283748.png - (49.32KB , 180x265 , 3040.png )
40749424
>mfw Morty still alive despite my best efforts and 500K$ spent on assassins
>> No. 40749425
>>40749421

>What's up?
>> No. 40749426
File 142118290366.png - (99.50KB , 203x415 , 7974.png )
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>>40749419
Hey I always meant to ask. How do you stay so warm? You're like Miya!
>They were walking over towards the side of the square fighting ring.

>>40749420
Heh..sorry.~
Im Djinni.

>>40749424
>Literally right after I send susie to someone
>> No. 40749427
File 142118292957.jpg - (64.86KB , 500x750 , tumblr_ncbx2uRpiv1rfyiu4o1_500.jpg )
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>>40749411
But I need words to tell secrets!

>>40749412
>Very much so!

>>40749413
Same shit as always?

>>40749415
>Kiddo just rolled her eyes and went to her corner. Not the first time she was doing pugilism.

Hi, Rock. So what the fuck's going on?

>Kiddo started bandaging up her hands.
>> No. 40749428
File 142118298337.png - (413.17KB , 1600x1600 , faicfaic.png )
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>>40749427

Nope! I can read thoughts, remember?
>> No. 40749429
File 142118301332.png - (60.20KB , 250x352 , tumblr_mimjljn81Y1qmzsseo1_r2_250.png )
40749429
>>40749426
>well now you broke it
>reality will never be the same again
>> No. 40749430
File 142118303281.png - (291.39KB , 474x821 , I can wetmane too!.png )
40749430
>>40749428
....Crud, you're right. Do you want to read my thoughts?
>> No. 40749431
File 142118306936.jpg - (34.17KB , 500x749 , tumblr_nan8w6lnH01r1r3u6o1_500.jpg )
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>>40749426
I dunnno. I'm generally always warm I guess. Prolly the two hearts.

>She walked along as well, continuing nomming the worms

>>40749427
ehh....good luck Kiddo!

>She said waving her off as she went to the corner.
>> No. 40749432
File 142118307005.jpg - (820.15KB , 2180x3015 , 1405725567945.jpg )
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>>40749427
Just a fight is all, I cant remember who you are fighting. Someone who's friends with Ritsu though.

I got some stuff here so dont worry if you get hurt Ill be able to take care of ye. Plus Renata is right over there.

>>40749429
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rzDXNQxjHs
>> No. 40749433
File 142118311296.png - (44.20KB , 218x144 , Untitled.png )
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>>40749423
>Aww. Well... (And I'm sorry in advance for this, but) Yang in there, mon'ami.

>>40749424
>This is why you never pay in advance, kids. Always wait to pay until after confirmation of the kill. :P

>>40749425
>Being annoying, as per the norm. Trying to iron out a concept for a new character.

>Either that or revive an old one. Only time will tell. You?
>> No. 40749434
File 142118314803.png - (42.83KB , 300x300 , gretchenfaic.png )
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>>40749430

Maybe? Will they drive me crazy?
>> No. 40749435
File 142118315585.jpg - (46.73KB , 960x540 , I know how to cheer up val!.jpg )
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>>40749431
Oh yeah I keep forgetting you are wild like that. So when one heart stops working does the other one keep goin?

>She was taking her jacket off, about to climb in the ring.
>> No. 40749436
File 142118316156.jpg - (28.91KB , 500x661 , 52326.jpg )
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>>40749432
>>40749433
>> No. 40749437
>>40749433

>Big brother is background noise and it's so hilariously dumb.
>> No. 40749438
File 142118318547.png - (392.29KB , 600x900 , I got paid bank for this shoot.png )
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>>40749433
>> No. 40749439
File 142118325421.png - (593.26KB , 793x869 , Sup dude.png )
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>>40749435
yuuuup.Puts a lotta strain on it and feels really weird though.

>Ary took a seat and let Ritsu go where she was needed
>> No. 40749440
File 142118332917.jpg - (79.83KB , 455x599 , 1405224032276.jpg )
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>>40749439
True, I cant imagine what it'd feel like to have two hearts.
>She looked over at Kiddo.
Well maybe I can...
>> No. 40749441
File 142118337264.jpg - (37.69KB , 640x480 , 10690145_1555006638052886_8322580422867582447_n.jpg )
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>>40749436
>Better luck next time, huh?

>>40749437
>Aren't you worried it'll lower your IQ?

>>40749438
>Ah, puns. How would I live without them?
>> No. 40749442
File 142118340082.jpg - (37.32KB , 265x311 , Shit.jpg )
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>>40749419
>Heya'!

><Squeezes>

>>40749422
>Awesome!

>Do you want to start?

>>40749426
"And I'm Mandy, nice to meet you."

>>40749427
>Woo, who and who?
>> No. 40749443
File 142118340120.jpg - (701.17KB , 1289x925 , She missed.jpg )
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>>40749440
That was pretty corny.
>> No. 40749444
File 142118343992.jpg - (246.14KB , 496x701 , Yang5.jpg )
40749444
>>40749441
>How do you live with them?

>>40749442
><Hugs so hard>
>> No. 40749445
File 142118346549.png - (33.50KB , 272x226 , No, revenge is better warm.png )
40749445
>>40749441

>It's OK, I'm not really paying attention!

>>40749442

>So I suppose Gretchen was carrying Ammie up to her room so she can see what it's like and copy-paste it?
>> No. 40749446
File 142118349645.jpg - (139.42KB , 650x895 , 1390880124612.jpg )
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>>40749442
You remind me of someoooonnneee. Hrmm.

>>40749443
Yeah I know, you are totally not allowed to tell her I said that.
>> No. 40749447
File 142118353396.jpg - (43.38KB , 600x600 , Sparkles.jpg )
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>>40749446
I won't I won't DOn't worry.

>She chuckles, shaking her head a bit
>> No. 40749448
File 142118356756.png - (244.01KB , 500x419 , tumblr_mhzkz8sWCd1rv54u4o1_500.png )
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>>40749441
<burns everything
>> No. 40749449
File 142118361560.jpg - (536.98KB , 1000x1000 , boy did you fuck up.jpg )
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>>40749431
Thanks, Blondie. Don't eat all the candy!

>>40749432
Good thing your doggy girlfriend is around, Rockster. I feel safer already.

>Kiddo punched her bandaged knuckles together and grunted in approval, then started doing several stretches to warm herself up.

...Friend of Ritsu, huh... You'd remember if that was one of your team, so none of you chucklefucks, Miya's too young... So either Ida, Anami or Val.

>>40749434
Half of my mind is lewd thoughts. Probably, yeah.

>>40749442
>Well, there's a Varmus in the Bar if you're interested!
>> No. 40749450
File 142118367043.png - (39.08KB , 234x210 , This guy serious.png )
40749450
>>40749449

...Lewd?
>> No. 40749451
File 142118372231.jpg - (438.28KB , 878x1675 , tumblr_n1evfmYL8w1t7033ko1_1280.jpg )
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>>40749444
>I am a plebeian who is easily entertained by the lowest form of comedy?

>>40749445
>Oh, good. That shit'll rot your brain faster than a Justin Bieber concert featuring Rebecca Black and Nickleback.

>>40749448
>*Toasts marshmallows*
>> No. 40749452
File 142118374813.png - (199.05KB , 1534x1710 , I have no idea who ate that.png )
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>>40749450
Explicit content. Yep.
>> No. 40749453
File 142118376943.png - (1.98MB , 1904x1257 , 7e7fe3cffc094920a21659e99b596762.png )
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>>40749451
>I suppose that isn't a bad thing!
>> No. 40749454
File 142118379715.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749452

Oh, that's what that means.
>She blinks.
Half, really?
>> No. 40749455
File 142118380079.gif - (400.39KB , 480x270 , 1361003532575.gif )
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>>40749449
>>40749447
>Ritsu got up and cleared her throat, she got a hold of the microphone stand and knocked it over, and then brought it back up with the wire.

Hehe.

Mares! and Stallions! Fillies! and Colts! Ladies and Gentleman! For your entertainment today, that you gave with your heart to the lovely little children less fortunate than us.

A fight! To the finish of course, with two lovely volunteers.

Over here! A woman of muscle, strong as an ox! Our humble Forester. Far from this place, carved, and born in the most hellish place imaginable.
Tainaka Kiddo!
>> No. 40749456
File 142118389045.png - (24.62KB , 196x240 , Cute enough to pick up and cuddle!.png )
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>>40749444
><Squeaks so hard>

>>40749445
And Ammie, the fluffy little rabbit, puts on her thinking face as her brow furrows, silently observing your room as she swivels that little head of her's around occasionally.

"...Hmm..." she says eventually.

"...I think I'll need a camera."

>>40749449
>I am interested! And so is Mandy, who is toddling on up to you!
>> No. 40749457
File 142118392012.png - (335.49KB , 550x700 , 412.png )
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>>40749453
>Nope. Not at all.

>>40749449
>>40749450
>>40749452
>> No. 40749458
File 142118396401.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749456

...Is that really necessary? Hm, well very well!
>> No. 40749459
File 142118396695.png - (1.39MB , 768x1280 , Alone time.png )
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>>40749449
>>40749455
Never kiddo.

>She keeps eating as the match starts!
>> No. 40749460
>Afternoon all!
>> No. 40749461
File 142118403503.jpg - (118.32KB , 600x900 , 1420571394471.jpg )
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>>40749456
><Keeps squeaking you>

>>40749460
>Hey Nightshade!
>> No. 40749462
>>40749461
>Hey!
>> No. 40749463
>>40749462
>How's it going?
>> No. 40749464
File 142118412275.jpg - (23.11KB , 356x440 , is this lewd.jpg )
40749464
"dnut bar?"
the fluffy girl studied the neon sign before taking out a smartphone and lookign it up
"ah! so its like the waffle house! just dyslexic!"
Wiera looked to the sides then stepped back and took a photo of the neon sign and walked inside
>> No. 40749465
File 142118412384.jpg - (138.63KB , 494x547 , Ritsu's ladyboner.jpg )
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>>40749454
On average, yes. I'm not that much of a pervert.

>>40749455
>Kiddo jumped over the ropes onto the ring with a cold smirk etched on her scarred face. She cracked her neck to the side - a truly awful sound - and punched her gloved fists together, jumping on her toes around.

>Given all she was wearing were a loose tank top and a pair of very form-fitting yoga pants, I bet the audience liked what they see.

>>40749456
>Varmus grinned at Mandy happily, and patted the space on the couch.
Heya, sweetheart! Come on.

>>40749457
> :3

>>40749459
Heh heh.
>> No. 40749466
File 142118417620.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749465

>She scratches her head.
That's a lot, isn't it? I don't get that.
>> No. 40749467
File 142118422449.png - (182.41KB , 788x1014 , aw shit.png )
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>>40749464
>

>>40749466
That's only as much as a half!
>> No. 40749468
File 142118429556.jpg - (17.41KB , 236x262 , 6235532532.jpg )
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>>40749467
>> No. 40749469
File 142118429644.png - (0.95MB , 861x801 , A changed girl Crop.png )
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>>40749467

Well yes, that is a lot!
>> No. 40749470
File 142118438136.jpg - (538.18KB , 723x1052 , valentina post breakdown.jpg )
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>>40749465
>She turned back to the audience gesturing to the corner, a small figure in a large overcoat landed in its spot from somewhere up high.

In this corner, a woman who gave her life 8 times over, walked right up to death and said get outta my face!

Far away from a nation to the east, the legendary soldier.
Valentina! Dupont!

>She grabbed the overcoat, revealing who it was, tossing the coat high into the air. She was absolutely as menacing as ever, her hair tied up. Her ears perked, she flexed her arm muscles, most definitely toned and lithe, Ary gloves tight on her hands. Her uniform pants and boots. And pears suit, tight on her body showing her stomach and muscles.
>> No. 40749471
File 142118451385.jpg - (137.94KB , 500x500 , Val you meanie.jpg )
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>>40749465
>>40749470
>And then ARy's smile, goes into a frown in .10 seconds flat!
>> No. 40749472
File 142118454793.png - (24.62KB , 196x240 , Cute enough to pick up and cuddle!.png )
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>>40749458
"Hehe, yeah... Cuz I don't think I can remember the whole room."

>>40749465
She proceeds to sit on your lap instead of the empty space, being the silly imp she is.
>> No. 40749473
File 142118463831.png - (0.95MB , 861x801 , A changed girl Crop.png )
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>>40749472

Well, don't you have one?
>> No. 40749474
File 142118465834.jpg - (157.30KB , 900x563 , with Val.jpg )
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>>40749468
>

>>40749469
Not that much...!

>>40749470
Ah shit. This not gonna be a walk in the park.

>Kiddo chuckled to herself and smirked. This gonna be fun.

Gonna go easy on me, puss in boots?

>>40749471
>Kiddo smirked at Ary and winked at her.

>Boy, this gonna be fun.

>>40749472
...Should've expeted that.

>Varmus chuckled and ruffled up her hair.
What's up?
>> No. 40749475
File 142118470232.png - (35.38KB , 253x180 , Truly, riveting.png )
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>>40749474

It sounds like tons to me.
>> No. 40749476
File 142118479641.jpg - (41.34KB , 225x317 , 43067970_m - Copy.jpg )
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>>40749474
>>40749471
DING DING!
>Valentina said nothing, Ritsu barely got out of the way as Val let out an ugly roar. She immediately charged after Kiddo. She swung a right arm right into Kiddo's jaw. Another to chest, then followed with a rounding kick to knock her down!

>She then pounced onto her, time to attack!
>> No. 40749477
File 142118483270.jpg - (17.19KB , 241x262 , 553252525.jpg )
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>>40749474
"on second thought I'll just go to taco Bell"
>> No. 40749478
File 142118490306.png - (206.02KB , 500x665 , What time is it.png )
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>>40749474
>>40749476
>Ary didn't sit to watch as she left ring side! Leaving the candy there.


>And I'mma go shower.
>> No. 40749479
File 142118520897.jpg - (68.05KB , 459x720 , bet you five bucks I can clear that room faster than you.jpg )
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>>40749475
...Naaaah.

>Varmus looked left and right.
...Okay, maybe a little more than normal.

>>40749476
F-

>Kiddo did her best to roll with the punches, but DAMN that was a hard one. Shaking stars from her view, Ritsu flashed an ugly grin and booted Val right in the face mid-pounce.

Bad cat.

>Kiddo kickstanded up, using the second she gained, and rushed forward, catching Val's temple with her elbow! The other hand grabbed hold of Val's mangled ear and Kiddo delivered a hard knee to the catgirl's gut, following with an uppercut as soon as her foot connected to the ground, aiming at Val's jaw-

>>40749477
Why? We got way better tacos.
>> No. 40749480
File 142118529639.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749479

I have no idea.
>> No. 40749481
File 142118534395.png - (62.44KB , 322x404 , no titties, but whyyyyy.png )
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>>40749480
Are we seriously gonna talk about how dirty my brain is?
>> No. 40749482
File 142118541269.jpg - (176.07KB , 951x1093 , 47458583_p11_master1200.jpg )
40749482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NEWPtdpL-U

>Val grunted, taking each punch like a champ. Her eyes narrowed as she watched the uppercut come towards her, she grinned and tilted her to the side and made her miss. She caught and locked the arm together with her, she brought herself up and deliver a shin kick right into Kiddo's gut. She then threw a wide arc colliding her fist to Kiddo's mid again.

>She then started to throw another rounding kick-
>> No. 40749483
File 142118543336.png - (35.38KB , 253x180 , Truly, riveting.png )
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>>40749481

I don't want to but you pointed it out!
>> No. 40749484
File 142118546976.jpg - (18.52KB , 242x310 , 3524225.jpg )
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>>40749479
"so um"
>> No. 40749485
>>40749482
>>40749479
>> No. 40749486
File 142118548673.png - (1.74MB , 1280x1816 , tumblr_ni38rf4mOX1r8c82so1_1280.png )
40749486
>And back.
>> No. 40749487
File 142118549568.png - (35.29KB , 140x149 , Poik.png )
40749487
>Holy crap I actually managed to get my burned PS2 disk to work! Woo!~

>>40749473
"Probably! I think my phone has a camera..."

>>40749474
"Amanda stole my underware again."
>> No. 40749488
>>40749487
>Running an emulator? :3
>> No. 40749489
File 142118554878.png - (185.75KB , 375x371 , Do I really look that.png )
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>>40749488
>Nope, softmodded my PS2.
>> No. 40749490
File 142118554974.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749487

>What method are you using? You can break the drive pretty easily with swap tricks O.O
Well, why don't we do that?
>> No. 40749491
File 142118555791.png - (1.96MB , 1024x753 , Not a good reading choice for Fluttershy.png )
40749491
>So, anyone want to RP?
>> No. 40749492
File 142118556461.gif - (489.07KB , 420x315 , giphy.gif )
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>>40749476
>>40749479
>>40749482
>> No. 40749493
File 142118558815.jpg - (84.10KB , 600x600 , 1421023105910.jpg )
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>>40749489
>Awww yeah!
>>40749492
>~
>> No. 40749494
File 142118561250.jpg - (612.36KB , 1254x1524 , 141090785159.jpg )
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>>40749491
>Any ideas?
>> No. 40749495
File 142118565298.jpg - (75.70KB , 600x600 , DYNAMIC POSING.jpg )
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>>40749494
>Hm...Dom and Lilith?
>> No. 40749496
File 142118565971.gif - (273.18KB , 236x199 , 98d.gif )
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>>40749493
>> No. 40749497
File 142118567937.png - (110.16KB , 945x945 , Please kill me.png )
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>>40749495
>Dom is in the bar.
>> No. 40749498
File 142118570818.gif - (844.15KB , 300x171 , 1420922346239.gif )
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>>40749496
>Shh
>> No. 40749499
File 142118578891.jpg - (16.22KB , 340x340 , 10690287_1580207665533677_1934480404328948762_n.jpg )
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>>40749491
>Well, I'm not currently doing anything.

>There's always that annoying corpse, if you want.

>Or I could just keep lurking. :3

>>40749498
>'Kaaaaaay.
>> No. 40749500
File 142118581243.png - (251.55KB , 930x826 , 4chan tells us what moe is.png )
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>> No. 40749501
File 142118586738.png - (75.20KB , 202x197 , Fatso!.png )
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>>40749490
>ESR through Free McBoot.

"That's a good idea!..."

She proceeds to reach behind those rabbit ears and fetches a flip phone from behind them! Somehow.

Snap snap snap goes the camera!

>>40749493
>Eee~

>And I installed it in a single try, which is nice.
>> No. 40749502
File 142118591830.jpg - (623.54KB , 791x1200 , 1420772146522.jpg )
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>>40749501
>I love when stuff is easy like that, like the PsP emulator.
>> No. 40749503
File 142118595010.png - (413.17KB , 1600x1600 , faicfaic.png )
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>>40749501

>Gud.

>And every corner of Gretchen's cramped little room get's captured on Ammie's little cameraphone!
...That thing looks old.
>> No. 40749504
File 142118597558.jpg - (72.74KB , 435x600 , And that's how you win an arm-wrestling competition.jpg )
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>>40749497
>Lilith waves
Hey Dom!
>> No. 40749505
File 142118600725.png - (26.68KB , 197x232 , I has a flower.png )
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>>40749502
>Wasn't that easy, mind.

>>40749503
"Yeah but new phones can't do this"

She proceeds to flip and close the phone over and over, giggling to herself.
>> No. 40749506
File 142118602970.jpg - (107.48KB , 900x900 , And after time skip___.jpg )
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>>40749504
Hey Lilith, How about some brownies?
>> No. 40749507
File 142118605980.png - (44.41KB , 283x227 , Tentacles, really.png )
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>>40749505

...
What, that's all?
>> No. 40749508
File 142118606095.png - (45.99KB , 1138x759 , Perry_the_platypus.png )
40749508
>... Hello,guys.
>> No. 40749509
>>40749508

>Hello.
>> No. 40749510
File 142118610398.png - (116.53KB , 808x988 , Sitting and waiting.png )
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>>40749508
>Sup link?
>> No. 40749511
File 142118610897.png - (68.70KB , 248x302 , that all you got little bitch.png )
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>>40749482
> -only for Kiddo to intercept her leg with her arm and catch tightly under her armpit! The scarred woman kneed hard again, straight in the-

>...oh, owwwwwwwwww. Ow. Rrrrrrright in the pussy's pussy. Someone's fighting realy dirty. Kiddo's fist, feeling like a stone even through the boxing glove, connected with Val's nose, hard, and she swept the catgirl's other leg from under her, throwing her on the ring. She aimed a stomp right at Val's face-

>>40749483
>Varmus flailed.
Let's change the subject!

>>40749484
Let's start over. Hello.

>>40749487
You should steal hers in turn.
>> No. 40749512
File 142118611540.png - (123.99KB , 415x441 , Eeeee!.png )
40749512
>>40749507
Flip click flip click flip click flip click!

Ammie seems to find it very entertaining.
>> No. 40749513
File 142118616414.png - (86.09KB , 188x222 , Moenareff.png )
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>>40749509
>>40749510
>Bored beyond human measures!
>> No. 40749514
File 142118616674.png - (33.50KB , 272x226 , No, revenge is better warm.png )
40749514
>>40749511

Alright, tell me to what!

>>40749512

>She plucks the phone from the bunny's pawsies.
You're pretty easily distracted.
>> No. 40749515
File 142118617983.jpg - (419.63KB , 571x810 , Lilith's favorite outfit.jpg )
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>>40749506
Sure thing...
>> No. 40749516
File 142118619691.png - (251.13KB , 1538x2021 , Dom hugging raggedy2.png )
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>>40749513
>Woo!
>> No. 40749517
>>40749513

>Do something.
>> No. 40749518
File 142118623684.png - (761.22KB , 2357x2880 , Dommie___what the fuck.png )
40749518
>>40749515
>Dom gives her a warm freshly made brownie with nuts!
>> No. 40749519
>>40749516
>>40749517
>Like what? Will you guys RP?
>> No. 40749520
File 142118627319.jpg - (10.54KB , 220x220 , 233525235.jpg )
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>>40749511
Wiera puts away her phone she was playing games on while you were paused and takes out a purse
"hi! can I buy a donut please?"
>> No. 40749521
File 142118628063.png - (319.19KB , 506x1000 , Reclining on the bed.png )
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>>40749518
>She starts eating a couple!
Thanks...Any reason for making these?
>> No. 40749522
File 142118628785.jpg - (107.48KB , 900x900 , And after time skip___.jpg )
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>>40749519
>I'll RP sure.
>> No. 40749523
File 142118634515.png - (694.63KB , 800x800 , E'yup-Nightshade.png )
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>>40749521
I had a bunch of drugs laying around so I decided to put them to good use.
>> No. 40749524
File 142118636504.jpg - (112.88KB , 600x854 , I'm gonna eat this dog.jpg )
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>>40749522
>Wooo!

>Who and who?
>> No. 40749525
File 142118637812.png - (1.15MB , 3244x2118 , And in another universe___in color.png )
40749525
>Anyone else want to RP?
>> No. 40749526
File 142118640359.png - (308.98KB , 1500x1500 , What is in my mouth.png )
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>>40749524
>You tell me.
>> No. 40749527
File 142118640647.jpg - (132.64KB , 620x877 , val goes nuts.jpg )
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>>40749511
>She rolled out of the way and onto her feet, the pain running through her body only pushed the adrenaline further. Combat was her desire after all, she promptly drop kicked Kiddo in the chest to knock her off balance.

Have THIS!
>She summoned every bit of her strength, and showed it all in one punchhard enough to knock out a normal person right into Kiddo's gut to knock the spit of her and push her against the ropes.
OOOOHHHH.
>The crowd enjoyed that, Valentina followed up with a third blow, slamming her forearm into Kiddo's head.

>She ducked back and threw a punch towards her chest-
>> No. 40749528
File 142118645119.png - (20.73KB , 371x377 , WE ARE MANY_ WE ARE LEGION.png )
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>>40749526
>Rinku/Penny and Marcy/Axel?
>> No. 40749529
File 142118649326.jpg - (604.02KB , 756x1465 , 7f021d43f7a9d8b546a2c50c82362486.jpg )
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>>40749528
>Marcy is in the bar.
>> No. 40749530
File 142118652499.png - (26.68KB , 197x232 , I has a flower.png )
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>>40749511
"...Uh, what?"

>>40749514
"Yes. Soooo... We should do that thing now?"
>> No. 40749531
>>40749529
1d3 = 1
>1-
"Hi, Marcy."
>2-
"SKREEEEEEEE-"
>3-
"Bark!"
>> No. 40749532
File 142118654394.jpg - (77.08KB , 777x600 , Relaxing on a cloud.jpg )
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>>40749523
Huh, alright...
>This does not stop her from getting thirds...
>> No. 40749533
File 142118655961.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749530

>She nods.
I want my new room!
>> No. 40749534
File 142118663279.jpg - (303.91KB , 437x909 , 19e4a9b64646c16f4b4468ae0472b610.jpg )
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>>40749531
>....?

>>40749532
I'm joking by the way. Just normal brownies.
>> No. 40749535
File 142118665758.png - (357.94KB , 500x690 , adventure.png )
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>>40749534
>> No. 40749536
File 142118665832.jpg - (14.18KB , 240x240 , Socialism Is For Ruffians!.jpg )
40749536
>Good Day, Donut Bar!
>> No. 40749537
File 142118670134.png - (267.20KB , 600x600 , Standing on a ledge.png )
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>>40749534
>She shrugs
I'll still take them...
>Lilith has stopped at four brownies
>> No. 40749538
File 142118672517.jpg - (393.48KB , 800x800 , 22b9afa40a7d3a22acda20f3ec5297f7.jpg )
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>>40749535
Hello Link.

>>40749536
>Hiya Ember.
>> No. 40749539
File 142118681987.jpg - (8.36KB , 250x250 , 1383459017284s.jpg )
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>>40749536
>Pololitics
>>40749538
He smiles.
"What's up?"
>> No. 40749540
File 142118681946.jpg - (36.70KB , 335x429 , Come at me bro.jpg )
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>>40749533
"Woo~... So can you carry me to Homespace?"
>> No. 40749541
File 142118685893.png - (33.50KB , 272x226 , No, revenge is better warm.png )
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>>40749540

>She nods, picking up the bunny again and walking aaaaall the way over.
Are you too little to walk?
>> No. 40749542
File 142118687031.jpg - (454.82KB , 400x1230 , 2b70786c10c100e839cd9175856830fe.jpg )
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>>40749539
Not a whole lot! Working, doing house work. Living a normal life.
>> No. 40749543
File 142118692984.png - (20.12KB , 252x252 , Dude, what.png )
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>>40749541
"Nope, I'm about to build you a whole room."
>> No. 40749544
File 142118694957.jpg - (302.42KB , 600x916 , On my way to steal your girl.jpg )
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>>40749542
"... Same, I suppose." he says with a shrug.
"Get you anything?"
>> No. 40749545
File 142118698203.jpg - (303.43KB , 400x558 , 31bef3b8b97daa776c3ebc2dc3ea3f32.jpg )
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>>40749544
Some whiskey would be nice.
>> No. 40749546
File 142118699919.png - (198.11KB , 400x443 , Adam Smith Would Be Proud.png )
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>>40749538
>Hey Dom, how's it going?

>>40749539
>It's all in good fun, comrade!
>> No. 40749547
File 142118702263.jpg - (222.25KB , 700x643 , 1b773e89810afde4c08f0c134dccd1b8.jpg )
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>>40749546
>I'm feeling pretty sad!
>> No. 40749548
File 142118707575.jpg - (137.01KB , 500x462 , always ready.jpg )
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>>40749514
...New Year's resolutions!

>>40749520
But of course, help yourself to the donut rack. Pick whatever you want and I'll tell you how much it'll cost.

>>40749527
> Kiddo grunted painfully from the gut punch. Just how much strength that damn cat had!? The forearm made her head ring, so she ducked under the next blow on pure instinct, tight muscles in her legs coiling and releasing an explosion of force as Kiddo shoved herself forward, shoulder-checking Val in the solar plexus.

Bad-

>Straightening up, Kiddo headbutted Val's face with a nasty crunch.

Fucking-

>Kiddo's hips spun to the side, every muscle from her legs up adding energy to a vicious left hook that found it's mark at Val's liver.

Cat.

>Bouncing back, Kiddo's right hook speeded like a freight train towards Val's jaw-

>>40749530
She stole yours, you steal hers.
>> No. 40749549
File 142118708250.jpg - (14.12KB , 500x500 , the wend weker.jpg )
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>>40749545
He gets her a bottle and a glass.
"... Nothing eventful, huh?"
>>40749546
>Hang on, trying to find the correct term for Loli politics.

>Lolitics?
>>40749547
>Why?
>> No. 40749550
File 142118711222.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749548

Those are what?
>> No. 40749551
File 142118719112.png - (196.54KB , 700x250 , Good Customer, Poor Shopper.png )
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>>40749547
>Aw, why's that?

>>40749549
>Oh, I thought it was po-lol-itics, not po-loli-tics. What you just said works too, kinda, but I personally notice the 'lol' before the 'loli'.
>> No. 40749552
File 142118720950.jpg - (165.93KB , 850x595 , sample-59c5550f973a77f0475d0677bea4df4d.jpg )
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>>40749549
Not so much. Probably should go out and try and find something to make things exciting.

>For reasons.
>> No. 40749553
File 142118722078.png - (704.98KB , 1200x690 , Stay hydrated.png )
40749553
>>40749546
>I...I actually understand that filename after a college course of English
>That guy pretty much invented "walls of texts"
>>40749547
>hugs
>> No. 40749554
File 142118722555.png - (200.54KB , 955x909 , Varmie plushie.png )
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>>40749550
Those are the resolutions you usually set for yourself at New Years. Like, stop smoking, start excersising, things like that.
>> No. 40749555
File 142118724016.jpg - (401.37KB , 850x1192 , sample-a0c17e4bcfb981b3ad74dfbff2c23af1.jpg )
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>>40749551
>FOr dumb reasons of course.
>> No. 40749556
File 142118727021.jpg - (601.08KB , 709x1001 , 4c2349df825ad00ba1f647223bdf8fda.jpg )
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>>40749553
><Hugs> Thanks!

>Missed the ic post?
>> No. 40749557
File 142118727496.png - (611.47KB , 1000x1000 , I wonder.png )
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>>40749554

...Well what would be good for me?
>> No. 40749558
File 142118730450.png - (64.84KB , 411x400 , toon_link_shrug_by_verycoolguy-d42befx_png-500x400.png )
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>>40749552
"I'd be happy to hear any suggestions you may have."
>>40749551
>... Is that little loli bitch the reason Keys are worth 11 scrap now?
>> No. 40749559
File 142118731765.jpg - (172.51KB , 558x596 , tumblr_mxroitrMcq1qj7g1xo1_1280.jpg )
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>>40749548
>Valentina felt the blood run out of her nose, and shut her eyes as she absorbed the blows each one of them landing on their mark.

>She caught Kiddo's hand, her hand clutching Kiddo's fist and made an audible clap that cause a few to gasp. She promptly grabbed Kiddo's head and Headbutt it smashing her head against hers, her ears were already ringing why not share with Kiddo! Then another headbutt. She thumped her chest hard enough to knock the air out of someone to knock her back a bit, and then charged her like a football player.
>> No. 40749560
File 142118737039.jpg - (303.43KB , 400x558 , 31bef3b8b97daa776c3ebc2dc3ea3f32.jpg )
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>>40749558
I was thinking a trip...
>> No. 40749561
File 142118745282.png - (357.94KB , 500x690 , adventure.png )
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>>40749557
>Why is Twilight an Elf?
>>40749560
"Well, have fun with it. If you need help planning it, I'll be glad to help."
>> No. 40749562
File 142118750347.png - (150.86KB , 455x511 , THEN BRING SOME MORE COIN.png )
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>>40749553
>When I think of walls of text I think of people who don't understand the concept of paragraphs and the tab button, was he like that? Or was it just a lot of words?

>>40749558
>No, the reason for that is people who purposefully offer to purchase it for higher than the 'base' price and then either they or someone else uses that sale as a reason for the value to be increased. Or at least that's the explanation I've come across which actually makes sense.
>> No. 40749563
>>40749561

>She does magic.
>> No. 40749564
>>40749556
>Yes
>> No. 40749565
>BWOWM

http://inception.davepedu.com/
>> No. 40749566
>>40749562
>I still honestly think that 3 scrap to eleven is ridiculous.
>>40749563
>Gandalf did magic, he was not an elf
>> No. 40749567
File 142118761939.jpg - (79.68KB , 640x891 , 27dbd73cba249ef7abe38f7485df3f90.jpg )
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>>40749564
>>40749537
.....Wow. Are you pregnant?

>>40749561
Know any good places?
>> No. 40749568
>>40749562
>He used three entire pages of a college textbook to explain a metaphor of pinmaking that related to the assembly line and how it makes a country "developed"
>I don't even know what else he wrote in that chapter because it was so densely worded
>> No. 40749569
File 142118764420.png - (234.74KB , 894x894 , Lance.png )
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>>40749567
No, I just like brownies...
>> No. 40749570
File 142118765004.png - (485.01KB , 1069x991 , most likely cut from porn.png )
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>>40749557
That's only yours to think up!

I got the same resolution like last year, though.

>>40749559
>Kiddo fell back and rolled, bringing her feet on Val's hips as she charged, and pushing with all her might, sent the rabid cat careening through the air behind Kiddo.

>The survivor pushed herself up to a handstand and got to her feet, then grinned at Val, taking this moment of reprieve to blow blood out of her nose.

Not bad, puss in boots. How about we take off the gloves and make it more fun?
>> No. 40749571
File 142118765085.png - (291.78KB , 300x450 , 752123-shiro.png )
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>>40749565
>Oh god, I will have hours of fun with this...
>> No. 40749572
File 142118770047.png - (105.44KB , 610x592 , I dunno, lol.png )
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>>40749567
"Sorta. I, uh, know most of the places in and around Canterlot which are worth a visit."
>> No. 40749573
File 142118770193.png - (33.50KB , 272x226 , No, revenge is better warm.png )
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>>40749570

...Oh? What was yours?
>> No. 40749574
File 142118774080.png - (138.88KB , 670x654 , shrug.png )
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>>40749565
>Bookmarked :D

>>40749573
Make at least one person smile each day.
>> No. 40749575
File 142118775234.jpg - (138.45KB , 1008x387 , !!PROFIT!!.jpg )
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>>40749568
>...Holy shit that's verbose.

>>40749566
>...It used to be just 3? Dayum.
>> No. 40749576
File 142118778576.jpg - (45.90KB , 512x512 , 90fd52d2578cc5aac56f04065839b268.jpg )
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>>40749569
Oh. Should of told me that. Would of made more.

>>40749572
So do I. Gues I could look up a place.
>> No. 40749577
>>40749575
>Back in the old days where trading and keys were new.
>> No. 40749578
File 142118780239.png - (42.83KB , 300x300 , gretchenfaic.png )
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>>40749574

...
>She smiles, and recognises that.
Well mission accomplished so far!
>> No. 40749579
File 142118783658.jpg - (198.97KB , 937x852 , link_by_e_rr_a-d6hq030 (1).jpg )
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>>40749576
"Maybe. Could I help?"
>> No. 40749580
File 142118784690.png - (380.02KB , 1024x1507 , These shorts are a little too small, but whatever.png )
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>>40749576
Nah, these are enough...Thanks.
>>40749575
>He was a Enlightenment era economist in the middle of Europe. It happens.
>> No. 40749581
File 142118787606.jpg - (91.75KB , 600x751 , 7fa1acd066bec516d390120ba3090ac9.jpg )
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>>40749579
Sure! if you find anything intresting give me a shout?
>> No. 40749582
File 142118791588.png - (15.05KB , 160x160 , tumblr_n2r168e5rK1sytlf0o6_250.png )
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>>40749570
>She landed on the ground, holding her gut as she took a moment to stare up past the greyness of the buildings. Taking a breather, she then rolled onto her feet. Spitting blood she wiped her nose and blew hers as well. Then folded her arms, she was interested clearly.
>> No. 40749583
File 142118792681.jpg - (23.30KB , 566x164 , Apperantly we are.jpg )
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>>40749581
"Will do." he says with a smile.
>> No. 40749584
File 142118802447.jpg - (128.17KB , 850x1202 , sample-74abc740bb54467c6a26ef7461b4201b.jpg )
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>>40749580
Alright.

>Dom gaave a small chuckle, petting her head

>>40749583
Thank you Link~
>> No. 40749585
File 142118807015.jpg - (194.07KB , 512x512 , No Gods, No Heros, Only Recettear.jpg )
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>>40749577
>Ah, I see then. I think it was like 7 scrap last I had heard of until now, haven't played TF2 in a long while.

>>40749580
>Well when people who don't have to work have nothing to do but sit around and read and talk and eat crumpets I suppose being verbose wouldn't be seen as automatically bad.
>> No. 40749586
File 142118811668.png - (249.59KB , 437x570 , is there some kind of reference here.png )
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>>40749584
"... So what now?"
>>40749585
>Gabenlaughing.jpeg
>> No. 40749587
File 142118817833.jpg - (454.82KB , 400x1230 , 2b70786c10c100e839cd9175856830fe.jpg )
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>>40749586
Nooot sure....nothing new to bring to the table?
>> No. 40749588
File 142118826794.gif - (429.22KB , 160x200 , What oh hey you.gif )
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>>40749587
"Well, my eighteenth birthday is in a month or so, but nothing else."
>> No. 40749589
File 142118831027.jpg - (405.30KB , 472x978 , 463c6ac17cb0f75e516ca57a69bcf0cf.jpg )
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>>40749588
Oh right. had almost forgot about that.
>> No. 40749590
File 142118835396.png - (357.94KB , 500x690 , adventure.png )
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>>40749589
"All I got new, really. Work is pretty monotone."
>> No. 40749591
File 142118839826.jpg - (79.68KB , 640x891 , 27dbd73cba249ef7abe38f7485df3f90.jpg )
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>>40749590
right...about the same for me too.
>> No. 40749592
File 142118844660.jpg - (137.01KB , 500x462 , always ready.jpg )
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>>40749578
Heheh! Yep!

>Varmus grinned at her happily.

>>40749582
Gloves off, no eye gouging, loser gotta do a naked mile through Canterlot singing My Little Human theme song. You in?
>> No. 40749593
File 142118848704.png - (42.83KB , 300x300 , gretchenfaic.png )
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>>40749592

I'm moving into Ammie's home, did you know?
>> No. 40749594
File 142118851563.jpg - (23.04KB , 300x320 , linkface-smile.jpg )
40749594
>>40749591
"At least you see new people every day. I'm just watching those damn animatronics every night."
>> No. 40749595
File 142118854874.jpg - (604.02KB , 756x1465 , 7f021d43f7a9d8b546a2c50c82362486.jpg )
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>>40749594
That sounds kinda creepy.....do you make them do silly things?
>> No. 40749596
File 142118858196.png - (85.70KB , 840x947 , I FOUND PILLS AND ATE THEM.png )
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>>40749593
You are? Well, great! It's definetely an upgrade over a room upstairs.
>> No. 40749597
File 142118861075.png - (320.57KB , 864x480 , sora-no-woto-5-6c.png )
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>>40749592
>The cat simply giggled and shook her head, escaping silliness was an impossibility but why not. Sh ewasn't wearing gloves at all actually, not even hand wraps. Just Arys gloves. She crouched back down into her fighting stance, inching close. She swung a kick-
>> No. 40749598
File 142118862585.jpg - (44.51KB , 370x600 , Angel of Death.jpg )
40749598
>>40749584
So, anything new with you?
>> No. 40749599
File 142118863116.jpg - (126.41KB , 433x750 , I DON'T WANNA DIE.jpg )
40749599
>>40749595
"I wish. If I tamper with the lights they end up firing me."
>> No. 40749600
File 142118866313.png - (413.17KB , 1600x1600 , faicfaic.png )
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>>40749596

Well... It's gonna be the same room. Just in a different place.
>> No. 40749601
File 142118873617.jpg - (60.79KB , 494x750 , 22908073d107f4dc97b1f4ede7d19c45.jpg )
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>>40749598
Noooope! Probably gonna have to go and comfort Ary though soon...

>>40749599
Ah. Makes sense...still. Would have been fun.
>> No. 40749602
File 142118880955.png - (357.94KB , 500x690 , adventure.png )
40749602
>>40749601
"Maybe once I find a better job, I'll invite you and we could make them do silly stuff."
>> No. 40749603
File 142118890666.jpg - (79.68KB , 640x891 , 27dbd73cba249ef7abe38f7485df3f90.jpg )
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>>40749602
Perhaps. Those animatronics are creepy.
>> No. 40749604
File 142118896627.png - (65.54KB , 170x276 , Capture.png )
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>>40749603
"Sometimes I think I see them moving, too."
>> No. 40749605
>>40749571
>Damn skippy!
>>40749574
>Same here

>Good morni-goddamn I slept in.

>Good evening, everyone!
>> No. 40749606
File 142118898607.png - (565.38KB , 800x888 , Show the wind how to fly.png )
40749606
>>40749601
Oh, what's up?
>> No. 40749607
File 142118903904.jpg - (130.95KB , 850x556 , sample-12ab32471996708a18adf7b65acd2dab.jpg )
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>>40749604
Might be parts?

>>40749606
Oh nothing...don't worry. I'll try to handle it...
>> No. 40749608
File 142118914130.jpg - (172.98KB , 400x580 , 1401538994319.jpg )
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>>40749607
"Maybe.
I still hope it's my imagination. Since, yannow. They're just mechanics."
>> No. 40749609
File 142118918101.jpg - (135.56KB , 850x737 , sample-89e69cbb72e51fcfb5b25b268d98fe6c.jpg )
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>>40749608
Yeah. No way they'll be moving on their own. Might be a glitch.
>> No. 40749610
File 142118918072.jpg - (75.70KB , 600x600 , DYNAMIC POSING.jpg )
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>>40749607
Alright then...
>> No. 40749611
File 142118921483.jpg - (115.58KB , 491x700 , Rose painting.jpg )
40749611
>>40749610
Yeaaaaah....erm...how ar eyou and Rose?
>> No. 40749612
File 142118923084.png - (321.83KB , 1000x935 , grr.png )
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>>40749597
>Kiddo shrugged off her gloves while Val was advancing, leaving only bandage handwraps on.

>Kiddo raised her leg, blocking the kick like a thai boxer! As soon as her leg got back to the ground, she turned on the ball of her foot, swinging a hard lowkick at Val's thigh, just above her knee. Kiddo followed with a jab to the catgirl's mouth, rattling her teeth and mashing her lips, then curled with a step forward, slashing with her elbow at Val's forehead, aiming to split her skin open and bleed down on her eye! Uncurling, she threw a backfist at Val's face, but-

>>40749600
...Ooooooh. I see. Smart!

>>40749605
>Hello hello! Wanna continue?
>> No. 40749613
>>40749611
>Ew.
>> No. 40749614
File 142118925765.jpg - (14.12KB , 500x500 , the wend weker.jpg )
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>>40749609
"Yep.

... Ghosts aren't real in Equestria, right?"
>> No. 40749615
File 142118926571.png - (44.41KB , 283x227 , Tentacles, really.png )
40749615
>>40749612

Smart?
...Could have had anything really. My room's really small too.
>> No. 40749616
>>40749614
Why are you asking me? I'm not from here.



>BRB
>> No. 40749617
File 142118935428.png - (34.12KB , 234x505 , heheh!.png )
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>>40749615
You're moving somewhere else, but are keeping everything as it is. Smart way to deal with anxiety.
>> No. 40749618
File 142118940370.png - (64.84KB , 411x400 , toon_link_shrug_by_verycoolguy-d42befx_png-500x400.png )
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>>40749616
"You were here before me, and it's this place."
>> No. 40749619
File 142118940499.png - (42.83KB , 300x300 , gretchenfaic.png )
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>>40749617

...You read me like a book, you do.
>> No. 40749620
File 142118945021.png - (84.53KB , 398x599 , pfrrrrrrrrrrrrt.png )
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>>40749619
Can you blame me? I'm a sucker for awesome books.
>> No. 40749621
File 142118950149.png - (42.83KB , 300x300 , gretchenfaic.png )
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>>40749620

You're taking this metaphor too far!
>> No. 40749622
File 142118952613.jpg - (138.20KB , 640x640 , Off to exotic lands meet exotic people and then kill them of course.jpg )
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>>40749612
>The sound of the kicks colliding caused a hideous crack through the air, the audience cheered as Ritsu cringed so hard she fell out of her chair chuckling as she watched. They had even managed to attract some cameras, She succeeded in busting Vals head open. As well as knocking the spit out of her, she licked across her fangs and spit blood as she blocked very well. She slammed an elbow into Kiddo's head, then another. Then brought her close and and locked her in a nelson, in wrestler fashion she smashed Kiddo onto the ring floor.

>Valentina bounced back up being light and was going to drop and elbow on her-
>> No. 40749623
>>40749611
>Gonna eat, sorry
>> No. 40749624
File 142118986724.jpg - (223.67KB , 1404x993 , teaching Mandy how to beat the shit out of people.jpg )
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>>40749621
You should expect it by now, best book!

>>40749622
>Kiddo wasn't already there, rolling away from Val's hit! She jumped on Val, straddling her, and started punching dow with her whole bodyweight behind it! Once, twice, three times! Kiddo grabbed Val's arms and spun off her, wanting to end this with an armbar, but-
>> No. 40749625
File 142118991660.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749624

Not book! I read them instead.
>> No. 40749626
File 142118996484.png - (85.70KB , 840x947 , I FOUND PILLS AND ATE THEM.png )
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>>40749625
If not book, then what~?
>> No. 40749627
File 142118999307.png - (35.38KB , 253x180 , Truly, riveting.png )
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>>40749626

Gretchen! Mostly-human!
>> No. 40749628
File 142119002513.gif - (493.54KB , 500x281 , tumblr_lmj7hedupj1qi7m3fo1_500.gif )
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>>40749624
>She promptly slipped out from under Kiddo, and deliver both of her boots into her chest, kicking Kiddo in the chest and onto her feet. Valentina, still in a very thai fighting style. Slammed a kick onto her shoulder, then with the same leg kicked her side. Then dropped her leg and with an exhausted grunt she slammed her fist, square into Kiddo's nose.

>She then spun again to try and smack Kiddo's left side with her wrist.
>> No. 40749629
File 142119002491.png - (23.49KB , 830x650 , Lets make a deal.png )
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>>40749612
>Absolutely!

>Back to Jack and Varmus getting shitfaced, then.

...So, there I was, passed out from heatstroke, floating down the river on the homemade raft-hic!
>He drains his glass once again.
The booze had... almost run out. There was no water. I thought I'd never see civilization again...
>> No. 40749630
File 142119006393.png - (34.12KB , 234x505 , heheh!.png )
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>>40749627
Completely Gretchen, mostly human, and all-around lovely and awesome.

Guess we came to an agreement.
>> No. 40749631
File 142119015637.png - (42.83KB , 300x300 , gretchenfaic.png )
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>>40749630

Mmmmmeh. I'll let that last one slide.
>She boops his nose.
DOes your nose still light up?
>> No. 40749632
File 142119040583.png - (16.11KB , 150x150 , 141305495203.png )
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>>40749618
I suppose...
>> No. 40749633
File 142119059184.jpg - (24.75KB , 560x304 , ciach.jpg )
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>>40749628
>Kiddo took the kicks like a champ, grunting but never relenting. But the fist broke her nose again and she winced at the sickening crunch and explosion of pain. That didn't stop her from grabbing Val's wrist, though! Kiddo pulled, impaling the catgirl on her waiging fist, headbutted her nose, and with a vicious frontkick, sent her back a step or two. With a roar, she threw a punch at Valentina's face, sneering at her exhaustion.

>>40749629
So whaddya do?

>>40749631
Nnnnope, for better or for worse, that's over.
>> No. 40749634
File 142119082754.jpg - (132.64KB , 620x877 , val goes nuts.jpg )
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>>40749633
>Valentina brought her arms up in a boxer block, catching Kiddos fist. She tossed it away, and slammed her head into Kiddo. With all the anger she had felt, all the tears she had shed the night before. Valentina yelled loud enough to echo through the streets, she put an arm around Kiddo's neck, one under her legs. Carrying this woman into the air, she threw her down on the rinf in anger, and proceeded to flip herself, bringing the full force of herself onto Kiddo's chest and body. The crowd, every one of them cringed at such a slam.

>She got up, and was about to bring a fist onto Kiddo.
>> No. 40749635
File 142119086830.png - (33.24KB , 228x175 , Cutest grin.png )
40749635
>>40749633

I thought it was cute!
>> No. 40749636
File 142119087976.jpg - (388.04KB , 1334x1000 , You'll never be this happy.jpg )
40749636
>Well looks like that's it for me.

>Unless anyone wants to RP?
>> No. 40749637
>>40749633
...I crashed into a boat.
>He just bursts out in intoxicated laughter.
As I found out after my rescue, I had crashed less than five miles from a city. So I spent a week in the wilderness, lived off of booze and grew a huge beard...
For literally no reason. Of course, had I tried to take the beer with me, I would have ended up jailed for life, so...
...Maybe everything worked out for the best, yeah?
>>40749636
>Sure!
>> No. 40749638
File 142119104043.jpg - (35.60KB , 351x448 , arrrrrrrrrrgh.jpg )
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>>40749634
>Kiddo let out a pained glurk, feeling her ribs snap at that. Shit, this was actually getting serious-

>Kiddo rolled away and punched back in anger, not feeling so amused anymore. The fists connected-

>>40749635
And very distracting...
>> No. 40749639
>>40749637
>who?
>> No. 40749640
File 142119108416.png - (44.41KB , 283x227 , Tentacles, really.png )
40749640
>>40749638

Hey, you could turn it off and on whenever you liked.
>> No. 40749641
>>40749639
>Any of the Nirens, Moon, or Jack, or the robot.
>> No. 40749642
File 142119114046.jpg - (382.98KB , 747x1291 , foreplay_pinchy'd.jpg )
40749642
>>40749637
Pfthahahahahahah!

Well, you're still alive, so...

>>40749640
Naw, it flickered on on it's own every now and then when I got excited or startled.
>> No. 40749643
File 142119118650.png - (413.17KB , 1600x1600 , faicfaic.png )
40749643
>>40749642

...I like it!
>> No. 40749644
File 142119125284.png - (84.53KB , 398x599 , pfrrrrrrrrrrrrt.png )
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>>40749643
I'm glad, but it's gone.
>> No. 40749645
File 142119128294.gif - (857.62KB , 500x334 , Sassage_flare.gif )
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>>40749641
>Give me jack I guess. Dom is in the bar.
>> No. 40749646
File 142119132334.png - (48.11KB , 302x245 , Donut Bar's rubbing off.png )
40749646
>>40749644

Well... I want it back.
>> No. 40749647
File 142119140815.jpg - (97.52KB , 850x601 , 1409890608793.jpg )
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>>40749638
>She threw her punch, keeping her other arm close to her. That fist, connected straight and true with Kiddo's in a fist bump that wasnt even intended. The sound caused a visible wave of dust that caused the crowd to just sit there in awe. The crack was like hearing a louisville slugger send a baseball into a homerun. Valentina lowered both her arms, as she still felt that one rippling down her back and so would Kiddo.

Uggh...
>> No. 40749648
File 142119141282.png - (130.32KB , 1600x1000 , Wallpaper.png )
40749648
>Blackjack to is also in the bar.
>> No. 40749649
File 142119141892.png - (259.49KB , 1482x2000 , ohai_by_UnequalExchange.png )
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>>40749646
I'm afraid that I dunno how to make that happen.
>> No. 40749650
File 142119146746.png - (35.38KB , 253x180 , Truly, riveting.png )
40749650
>>40749649

Bleh. Terrible.
>I dunno what to do now :c
>> No. 40749651
File 142119160602.png - (106.74KB , 500x314 , AMMIE WHAT DID YA DOOO.png )
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>>40749647
Ffff... ...Holy shit, puss'n'boots, what's your hands made of, Moloch's assholes?

>Kiddo waved her hand around with a bemused smirk, shaking her head.

>>40749648
>So is Billyfish!
Howdy, sugercube. How y'all doin'?

>>40749650
>Change charas?
>> No. 40749652
File 142119169834.png - (177.31KB , 383x363 , 56785679.png )
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>>40749651
>She immediately charged at her with her last little bit of energy, as they continued to fight, they were matching blows. Both of them slamming heads, punching each other in the gut at the same time, and both elbowing, and connecting their kicks, Then finally she lunged, swinging at her head to knock her out with all the strength and anger she had left. This is what this was...its like therapy for Val. With fists.~

>One thing was certain, she was incredibly happy during this.

Last edited at Tue, Jan 13th, 2015 16:30

>> No. 40749653
File 142119171310.jpg - (131.72KB , 1024x683 , Alright guys lets act like we know what were doing.jpg )
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>>40749651
Oh hey Billy. I'm doing...

...

Fine?

How about you?
>> No. 40749654
File 142119179018.png - (23.49KB , 830x650 , Lets make a deal.png )
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>>40749642
Just meansh you have to look where you're going, right?
>He's laying facedown on the table now, and struggles to refill his drink.
>> No. 40749655
File 142119198112.jpg - (713.07KB , 2046x1740 , 261344__safe_fluttershy_cyborg_artist-paladin_jpeg.jpg )
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>>40749223
Could you elaborate further?

What is a "Mary sue?"

>>40749240
From the void I come!
>> No. 40749656
File 142119199805.gif - (120.58KB , 944x663 , fuck it.gif )
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>>40749652
>No wonder! After all, it was the only thing Val truly knew how to do.

>Kiddo, on her part, decided she's got enough of this shit and swung at Val's jaw with all her might, opting to knock the crazy cat out.

Crack.
Crack.


>>40749653
Ah'm feelin' like shit but 'least Ah can function sorta normalleh now.

>>40749654
>Varmus took care of it!
Haha, yeeeeah... Sssssso, my story! Hmum. No idea what to tell.
>> No. 40749657
File 142119207552.png - (291.86KB , 1024x1024 , tumblr_mb58h1qYCD1r6p7jwo1_1280.png )
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>>40749656
Oh hey, that's the right track of feeling good about yourself.
>> No. 40749658
d2 = 1
>> No. 40749659
File 142119218162.jpg - (23.03KB , 875x572 , 1625542_810734392314565_3503528965202408665_n.jpg )
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>I keep pushing the inception button every time I read a post.

>The results are quite entertaining.

>...I'm so goddamn bored xD
>> No. 40749660
File 142119220643.jpg - (546.25KB , 855x798 , a-apple sempai~.jpg )
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>>40749657
Eeeyup... Gunna be fahne sooner or later, Ah guess.

Fuck relatiunships.

>>40749655
Welp, Ah'm th' resident unkillable real overpower'd munst'r, sugercube.
>> No. 40749661
>>40749659
>That's so photoshopped.
>> No. 40749662
File 142119224941.png - (105.10KB , 1024x789 , blackjack_20__cooler_by_aborrozakale-d7m20qp.png )
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>>40749660
Youuu said it.
>> No. 40749663
File 142119228467.jpg - (146.17KB , 900x757 , BRINGING CAPITALISM TO THE STARS.jpg )
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>Lurking, if that matters to anyone.

>>40749661
>I wouldn't deny it, the video is suspiciously low in quality.
>> No. 40749664
File 142119229517.jpg - (32.14KB , 474x604 , 10733999_337327503138332_9105463643814231036_n.jpg )
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>>40749661
>Obviously. xD
>> No. 40749665
File 142119230808.png - (190.76KB , 557x402 , heya sexy.png )
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>>40749662
Sounds like y'all an' Reo ain' on them best o' terms, too?
>> No. 40749666
>>40749663
>Well!

>Also hello Ember!
>> No. 40749667
File 142119234649.jpg - (101.92KB , 720x879 , Believe.jpg )
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>>40749665
Well I won't say we're on bad terms....
>> No. 40749668
File 142119237620.gif - (489.07KB , 420x315 , giphy.gif )
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>>40749663
>We can hang out in the lurk zone together.

>Crack open a bear, munch some popcorn.

>Lurkin' is the shit.
>> No. 40749669
File 142119239001.gif - (365.33KB , 320x180 , 2KGhGL3.gif )
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>>40749656
>The sound of the crack made a few people in the audience probably turn them into puddles. As after they had literally both knocked the sense out of each other in a perfect blow on both of their parts. The soldiers silently fell down, Val thinking about snuggling Ary. As Ritsu was thinking to herself...Kiddo gets extra Mandy and Ammie, and Extra cuddles tonight.

>Thump-Thump. Both of them lying just a few feet away from each other, they didnt even realize it but their viscera was all over the ring, blood an spit all about...for a brief moment it was silence.

DING

DING

>Then their sleepy and tired ears were filled with the sound of raucous cheers and the smell of popcorn and candy being tossed into the air. Ritsu took the mic.

Aww I stepped in Val..hang on.

NOW THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WAS WHAT YOU CAME TO SEE AND PAID FOR. THE FIGHT TO END ALLL FIGHTS! Be safe tonight! Hehe.~

>She clicked her tongue and winked at the crowd, she had Rock come over and douse Kiddo with Water, then did the same for Val, smacking her cheek.

Feel better Kitten?

You make a good choice in wife.
>Spit.
>> No. 40749670
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>>40749667
Jes' a rough patch, eh?
>> No. 40749671
File 142119243161.png - (630.76KB , 765x990 , What Am I Supposed To Do With Something Nobody Buys.png )
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>>40749666
>Hello to you as well Mr. Dominic! Feelng better?

>>40749668
>Depends on the thread, but there are indeed times when it's nice.
>> No. 40749672
>>40749670
>Heyyy, wait a minute...
>You can't buy apples in the Donut Bar!
>> No. 40749673
File 142119245296.png - (399.53KB , 1024x1024 , alaxsxaq_commission___blackjack_by_petirep-d61yhlp.png )
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>>40749670
Moooore or less....
>> No. 40749674
File 142119250367.jpg - (100.59KB , 1280x720 , knife.jpg )
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>>40749660
Invincible you say?

That's quite an outrageous claim, if ever I heard one.

If I may be so bold, would you be willing to prove that if challenged on it?
>> No. 40749675
File 142119250482.jpg - (144.63KB , 900x703 , Send your ninjas! I'll kill them all!.jpg )
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>>40749671
>far from it!
>> No. 40749676
File 142119251960.png - (23.49KB , 830x650 , Lets make a deal.png )
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>>40749656
C'mooooooon, you already told the story of all the neck-breakin...
...
Tell me... *Hic*... Anythen.
>> No. 40749677
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>>40749672
>Your payment is the time you spent to get an apple from the bad end of town.

>>40749675
>...Aw.
>> No. 40749678
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>>40749668
>>40749671
>I just can't be arsed to hop in anywhere. So, I'm usually lurking. When I'm even here. xD

>Also, I was going to fix my typo, but I decided that cracking open a bear sounded better than cracking open a beer. xD
>> No. 40749679
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>>40749669
Owww fuck I got... ugh. Two ribs broken.

>Kiddo grunted and picked herself up from the ground with a grunt.

>>40749672
>Hehe~

>>40749673
>Billyfish nodded and ruffled up Blackjack's mane. It was nice.

Gunna be fahne, sugercube. Wanna cider?

>>40749674
>Billyfish shrugged with a grin.
Sure, sugercube. Gimme yer werst.

>>40749676
Mmmmn... Sooo how I met my wife, or somethin' darker...?

>Varmus knocked back his glass and hiccuped, then refilled both.
>> No. 40749680
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>>40749678
>...I... can't say I noticed it. My mind seemed too intent on getting something that made sense out of the text on the screen.
>> No. 40749681
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>>40749679
Yeah sure. i can go for some sugary sweet drinks.
>> No. 40749682
File 142119293071.png - (100.33KB , 217x558 , Val Teasing Kiddo.png )
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>>40749679
>Valentina sat up, her hand making an ugly noise as she cracked it back in place. She hurt all over now, probably a ripped muscle somewhere. She limped over to Kiddo.

Desole, for using you to get rid of some frustration.

>She then fell over onto the ring floor, snickering and giggling, wincing every so often as she giggled.
>> No. 40749683
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>>40749680
>Darn brains, gettin' in the way like that, with their logic an' computation an' shit.

>Who needs 'em?
>> No. 40749684
File 142119295163.jpg - (546.25KB , 855x798 , a-apple sempai~.jpg )
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>>40749681
Thought 'bout hard cider.
>> No. 40749685
File 142119297417.jpg - (130.52KB , 407x750 , As a normal human.jpg )
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>>40749684
Me? I don't drink.
>> No. 40749686
File 142119305446.png - (68.51KB , 500x430 , kissabe enough for you.png )
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>>40749682
No jerky for a week for you.

>Kiddo gave out a pained chuckle.

>>40749685
Welp... Awkay?

>Billyfish poured her a mug of soft cider.
>> No. 40749687
File 142119311407.png - (244.13KB , 1108x754 , Blackjack and Reo.png )
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>>40749686
Thank you Billy.

>She took the mug with her robo hand and gave it a drink
>> No. 40749688
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>>40749679
Well if what you're saying is true, I would not want to try and harm you in the first place, lest I risk being harmed myself by somepony I would be unable to stop.

So I will simply take your word for now, perhaps one day I will be fortunate enough to see these "Marry sue" abilities in action.
>> No. 40749689
File 142119330999.jpg - (14.18KB , 240x240 , Socialism Is For Ruffians!.jpg )
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>>40749683
>...I was going to respond with a 'That's like asking what kind of a plant would want RuBisCo', but I suspect I should keep my AP Biology teachings away from my conversations in this thread when nobody else knows what the frak I'm talking about.
>> No. 40749690
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>>40749686
>She coughed a little, and spit again. The kitten then picked herself up, and took a rag, cleaning her face.

>Ritsu then helped Kiddo up.
Come here you big asssss.
>She gave her sore parts a few little kisses. Whispering cutie things to her as the crowd dispersed.

>Val leaned on the ropes and watched everyone walk away, taking a moment to regain enough strength. She sighed simply to herself. Rock walked by and tossed her asprin.

Take it easy kitten.

>She simply gave him the middle finger as he walked off chuckling.
>> No. 40749691
File 142119352213.jpg - (29.18KB , 500x336 , 10888355_1027552063936939_8094654758282848954_n.jpg )
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>Hokay, so, I'm going to expire out of sheer boredom in a few moments.

>Anybody want to RP? With me, specifically? (Since you're all in an RP thread it's conceivable that you all want to RP. Lol. )

>>40749689
>Good idea. Saves me the trouble of saying "What the frak are you talking about?" xD
>> No. 40749692
File 142119354885.png - (485.01KB , 1069x991 , most likely cut from porn.png )
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>>40749687
>Billyfish nodded and clacked her own mug at BJ's one.
Let's drink ta things turnin' out fahne?

>>40749688
Naw need ta werry, sugercube. Woulda be a free pass. Hyuk hyuk!

>>40749690
>Kiddo suddenly grabbed Ritsu's earlobe tightly and pulled.

Next time tell me who I'm fighting with, asshole. ~♥
>> No. 40749693
File 142119360691.gif - (614.56KB , 400x319 , oHg4vKd.gif )
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>>40749691
>Well I would've explained it kinda, but you'd still be going 'Whuh?'.

>And sure, give me a moment to throw in my characters.
>> No. 40749694
File 142119360686.png - (102.07KB , 1024x675 , Lerop.png )
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>>40749692
>She nodded with a chuckle, taking a loooong drink from her mug

Hopefully~
>> No. 40749695
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>>40749692
If I told you, you probably would of said no.

>She walked her along to the car.
Lets go home and take a bath.
>> No. 40749696
File 142119373714.gif - (182.47KB , 720x576 , ItsSoBad1.gif )
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Well, if you guarantee you will not retaliate, I will strike you with as much force as I can muster.

Are you prepared? I may not look it, but I am quite powerful.
>> No. 40749697
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>>40749693
>Okiedokie.

>I'm going to save us all some effort and let the dice decide who I play. :3

>1d4 = 4
>1: Morty
>2: Citrine
>3: Anima
>4: Mirage
>> No. 40749698
File 142119384663.gif - (8.83KB , 90x90 , Nya nya nya.gif )
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>Okay, back for real this time.

>Who wants to RP?
>> No. 40749699
File 142119387052.png - (37.47KB , 500x549 , 142233__UNOPT__.png )
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>>40749698
>I could go for some.
>> No. 40749700
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>>40749694
>Billyfish smiled at her, downing her mug in one go.

BUERRRRRK.

Pard'n.

>>40749695
From now on, I'll say "no" until you tell me.

>And end scene?

>>40749696
Eeeeyup! Giv' meh yer best shot!

>>40749698
>Meemememememeeeee~
>> No. 40749701
File 142119395685.png - (413.17KB , 1600x1600 , faicfaic.png )
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>>40749698
>> No. 40749702
File 142119398054.jpg - (169.73KB , 1024x747 , All Quiet On The Western Front.jpg )
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A pale man with a clean cut face and buzzed down hair wear a dark grey trenchcoat was at the counter of the bar, his dull grey eyes observing the bar around him as he waited for the mug containing a teabag in his hands to be ready for drinking.

Additionally, a pale woman with a black ponytail and wearing grey winter garb could be found in the corner of the bar, paying little attention to the bar around her as she drew onto looseleaf paper above lined-notebook-paper-tier but still nothing fancy with quality colored pencils.

Finally, a pale child wearing winter clothes of his own was sitting by his lonesome at the couch, immersing himself in a slow melody with his violin without any attention paid to his surroundings at all. Kinda hard to do that when your eyes are closed and your ears are right next to vibrating strings.

>APPROACH AT WILL.
>> No. 40749703
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>>40749700
.....Damn. we should put you on the discovery chanel for largest burp.
>> No. 40749704
File 142119405347.png - (123.99KB , 415x441 , Eeeee!.png )
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>>40749699
This is now brushing the mane (or hair) of one of your characters.

What do?

>>40749700
>>40749701
>Who and who?
>> No. 40749705
File 142119405994.png - (225.49KB , 523x474 , 1421186037829.png )
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>Valentina limped back into the bar, groaning a little. Her black eye formed already, a bruise on her cheek. Her ear that Kiddo pulled was a little swollen and lowered. She reached for the Tardis ignoring anyone along the way as she had to get to the bathroom.

>>40749700
Man that aint even fair.

>She snickered, and yeah.~
>> No. 40749706
>>40749704

>Gretchen still got no room :c
>> No. 40749707
File 142119410881.jpg - (101.92KB , 720x879 , Believe.jpg )
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>>40749704
>Blackjack's ears twitch as she doesn't know who it is.

This is either Tesla or Ammie....
>> No. 40749708
>>40749702
1d3 = 2
>> No. 40749709
File 142119416432.jpg - (473.37KB , 2048x1360 , Arys lybary.jpg )
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>>40749705
>When she's in there, she would be spotted by Neil who follows her and taps her shoulder, holding up a med kit as there was no sign of Ary.
>> No. 40749710
File 142119416623.png - (399.41KB , 900x900 , valentines_card_two_by_commissar_nyoron-d4q0tef.png )
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>>40749698
>Over here!
>>40749702
>> No. 40749711
File 142119418819.png - (85.70KB , 840x947 , I FOUND PILLS AND ATE THEM.png )
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>>40749703
Hah! Ah can go a lotta harder.

>>40749704
>Continue from before, with Varmus and Mandy? :3

>>40749705
Reap what you sow...
>> No. 40749712
File 142119424917.jpg - (177.07KB , 534x1498 , The fanfic.jpg )
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>>40749711
Do it. We'll put it on youtube.
>> No. 40749713
File 142119429308.jpg - (27.76KB , 170x200 , Flowers taste awesome.jpg )
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>>40749706
"So... Where do you want your room anyway? In the upstairs or the downstairs? Because the downstairs is closer to the kitchen so you can sneak midnight snacks..."

>>40749707
"...Tesla gave me the idea." the bunny says with glee.

"Already brushed her fur until she was a yellow fluffball though, so now it's your turn!"

>>40749710
One of your characters has a this on their lap, looking at them expectantly.

>>40749711
Mandy on your lap!

"...Cozy."
>> No. 40749714
>>40749679
Tell me something darker...
>Jack drains his as well, and wobbles... then stabilizes
>> No. 40749715
File 142119434001.jpg - (242.43KB , 900x1115 , 1___2___3_by_lupusluporum-d53hseb.jpg )
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>>40749713
I thought brushing your hair was suppose to make it all smooth and flat?
>> No. 40749716
File 142119435739.png - (46.71KB , 314x189 , An eye for an eye.png )
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>>40749713

Wherever there's space! Or is your house so big it can go anywhere.
>> No. 40749717
File 142119447223.png - (259.49KB , 1482x2000 , ohai_by_UnequalExchange.png )
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>>40749712
...'Kay, grab th' camera!

>>40749713
>Varmus nuzzled her head.

Thanks, I'm the best chair.

>>40749714
Well... Can tell you about what happened to my first ex or how I killed for the first time...
>> No. 40749718
File 142119448008.png - (288.06KB , 500x445 , 1417298063805.png )
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>>40749711
Tais-toi connard.
>She closed the Tardis behind her.

>>40749709
>She took the med kit and waved him with an upset whine, she sat down and undressed. Filling up the tub and adding a bit of medicine to it. She unceremoniously fell in, she lay there silently.
>> No. 40749719
>>40749715
"...I think I did it wrong then." she says, before pointing to the giggling puffball of yellow fuzz.

>>40749716
"I make it bigger all the time! Y'know it goes really far down too? You can make your room underground!"

>>40749717
She smirked a little, before booping your nose.

"I'm sure you're a lot of things, Uncle."
>> No. 40749720
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>>40749718
>Well...Neil accepted that, leaving her alone in the tub.
>> No. 40749721
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>>40749700
>Electra delivers a precise strike so swiftly towards Billy's head, that she could only see the pure kinetic energy it left behind in a mere millisecond before it had already reached her. Something which would surely suggest she's is not your typical mare but perhaps that was already apparent.
>> No. 40749722
File 142119465858.jpg - (39.42KB , 345x376 , coyote.jpg )
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>>40749702
>>40749708
The woman suddenly feels the pressure of something's attention, the subtle weight of a gaze on her. Sitting not too far from her, a small coyote watches her, eyes alight with curiosity and glittering with mischief.
The creature approaches tentatively, pausing to sniff the air after each step. As the gap between them shrinks to just outside the woman's reach, the coyote stops and stares at her, head tilted to one side.
>> No. 40749723
File 142119466024.jpg - (112.37KB , 900x1414 , Archangel.jpg )
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>>40749717
I have a phone. Even better, come on then.

>>40749719
>Blackjack giggled as she nodded, petting her head and saying

I think it's close enough.
>> No. 40749724
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>>40749719

...No, not like that, I won't like that. I want to keep my window.
>> No. 40749726
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