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40756274 No. 40756274
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>How do you train?
>Better then CJ.
>Or are you?
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40758401
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>Ah. The infamous Billy cure. Anywho, I guess I'll start!

A small black cat is slinking around the bar, stalking something. Probably mice, but any mice brave enough to live in the Donut Bar are probably tough enough to kick the cat's ass, should he manage to catch one.
>> No. 40758402
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>Jack turns and watches, curious to see if it had any degree of success.
>> No. 40758403
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What, am I not good enough~?

>Ary chuckled, lighting some candles and fixing the plates of food for them both

>And there was a kid with blonde hair who gave her a wave as he entered

Why the long face? You're not a horsie.

Heeeello tentons.
>> No. 40758404
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> From beneath a stool, a roughed up, patchy Russian Dwarf hamster calls you out on your bullshit.
you wanna go motherfucker?!
>> No. 40758405
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>She grinned, almost wanting to say somethings evil though she did not say it. Instead she hopped over once she was done, and laid down on her stomach, she took her jacket off and covered her head keeping the sun away as she ate her food.
>> No. 40758406
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>I need to start coming here more often again... I don't feel any loves
>> No. 40758407
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The fuzzy feline manages to corner a particularly burly specimen, complete with an eyepatch. I didn't even know the made eyepatches that small. The mouse squeaks a challenge, and the cat disdainfully swats the thing over the head with its paw.
Then the mouse pulls out- I shit you not- an honest to god sword. Donut Bar mice, amiright? The thing jabs at the cat with its tiny weapon.
"Oh, fuck this," the cat says in a surprisingly deep, scratchy sort of voice, taking the better part of valor and leaving the mousy barbarian alone.
He catches sight of his audience and narrows his eyes. "What?"

The cat rolls its eyes at the little thing. "Where we going? Burger King?"

The girl brings both hands up to her face, a look of surprise stealing across her features for a brief moment. "My face isn't any longer than usual..."
>> No. 40758408
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>Ary uses her magic to break off a tree branch and hold it over Val for shade!


>You're adopted.
>> No. 40758409
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>> No. 40758410
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It is. It's dragging to the ground. You need to go see a doctor.
>> No. 40758411
>> No. 40758412
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>> No. 40758413
>You did when you talked to Dulset!
>> No. 40758414
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"You're lying," she replies with a small laugh, tossing a salt-shaker at him.
>> No. 40758415
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Awfully lot of effort for someone who almost punched you this morning.
>She grinned as she ate her food, then grinned and showed her teeth,
>> No. 40758416
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oh it's on now, son.
> In a cutesy sort of waddle, the hamster proceeds to approach about as menacingly as a dwarf hamster can get.
>> No. 40758417
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>She said she'd take care of me though
>> No. 40758418
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One, talking cat. Two... Mice with swords?
>Jack just shrugs.
I can help you even the odds...

>Oh god I just realized this is going to get incredibly silly very, very quickly
>> No. 40758419
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>He dodges and chuckles

Okaaay. I kinda am. Sup? My names Axel.


I can't say anything to make that statement more comfortable. Sooooo.

>She booped her nose with her spoon and started to eat

>Through her vore fetish!
>> No. 40758420
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>No... No, it isn't true!!
>> No. 40758421
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stay outta this. i will chew through your arteries in your sleep.
punk ass bitch.

> Aww, it's kinda cute.
>> No. 40758422
And now a hamster.
Enh. I've seen weirder.
>> No. 40758423
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And then Mortycat hops up on a table, thwarting the hamster's resolute advance.
"Bleh," says he, sticking out his tongue.

>I told you, my characters are jokes. xD

"...I'm listening..." the cat replies, shooting a look of disgust at his rodent rival.

"I'm Anim-... I mean, Annie," she says with a friendly smile. "I don't mean to be rude, but, are you a human?"
>> No. 40758424
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I happen to have a selection of weapons at discount prices for a discerning customer such as yourself... That should possibly fit you. Maybe.
>> No. 40758425
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your face is weird.

> Its capacity for insults doesn't seem to be all that different from a regular hamster's though.

> The rodent pauses for a moment, and retreats into a small mousehole underneath the bar.
>> No. 40758426
What? It's not weird!
>He huffs.
The power cheekbones and chiseled chin do nothing?
>> No. 40758427
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Ineeeed I am!

As hoomun as I can get.
>> No. 40758428
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The cat watches the hamster's retreat with a flat, jaded sort of look. "This place just keeps getting weirder. And that, coming from me."

"I like your style. Don't let little details like talking cats get in the way of doing business. So I'm going to disregard the absurdity of you somehow having weapons that somehow would fit a cat and hop straight to the pertinent issue: Do I really look like I have any money?"

"Oh. I am too. I think."
>> No. 40758429
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you think you got cheekbones, pretty boy?
>> No. 40758430
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> It returns shortly, carrying a miniaturized pump action shotgun in a decidedly less cutesy manner.

better run, bitch!
>> No. 40758431
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Morty snorts. "What's that, a .0001 gauge? Whaddaya gonna do, sneeze at me?"
>> No. 40758432
I figure, if you've got money and are capable of filling out the paperwork, why not? And derringers are a thing. How you would work it is up to you.
>He rubs his chin.
You make a good point.
>Jack just blows out a breath.
Yes, I do, and it looks like you don't. Because I don't think that's possible with bones.
>> No. 40758433
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> Plit!

1d20 = 18
> There is literally no way this will do any lasting damage. But a crit might just get him in the eye.

> The rodent fires a round at his face in retaliation.
> 1d20 = 10
>> No. 40758434
>Jack pulls down his hat and the thick, thick fabric just laughs at the tiny shot. But one does poke a new hole in it and the very, very slowed pellet as small or smaller than a BB bounces off Jack's face.
>> No. 40758435
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Not a crit but damn close! Morty takes a blast of mini-shot to the nose! Which cause him to sneeze repeatedly! And there might have been blood!
"Oh, you miniature fuckface. I am going to tear off your pelt and use it to wipe my ass with!"

"Arright, I don't care what it costs. Get me a gun to kill that fucker with."
The cat's eyes gleam with malice.
"And a skinning knife."
>> No. 40758436
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shit, didn't know these assholes had body armor!
> It begins to scurries off into its little hole!
>> No. 40758437
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"Not so fast, vermin!!"
And the cat pounces!
1d20 = 11 15 or higher to catch the little bastard!
>> No. 40758438
You can pay me later.
>Jack reaches into his suit and pulls out a tiny little derringer. This would probably be the equivalent of a hand cannon for the cat.
I'll take an IOU.
...But you're clearly busy, so I'll just leave this in the bin for you.
>> No. 40758439
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too slow, you fat fuck!

> He scurries into the darkened hole under the bar, taking a potshot as he goes.
> 1d20 = 13
>> No. 40758440
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So cute
>> No. 40758441
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At this range, it's a tad more painful! The shot tears a small chunk out of the cat's foreleg, causing him to stumble just short of the mousehole.
"Son of a- OW!! You bastard, this isn't over!"

Morty limps back over to Jack, hopping back up onto the table. He looks at the little gun, down at his lack of thumbs, and then shoots a quick, venomous glare at the mousehole under the bar.
"Don't suppose you take custom orders? Can't exactly shoot this thing, y'know."

"I'm bleeding. Bleeding's cute, right?"
>> No. 40758442
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>Licks his bleed
Yes it is.
>> No. 40758443
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Morty yanks his wounded limb away.
"Stop that."
>> No. 40758444
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I can probably find you one that you can just jam your paw in to use. Makes up for the lack of thumbs.
...I don't do custom orders, no. I don't make em, I just sell em.
Oh hey, it's the cushion tosser again.
>> No. 40758454
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"Eh, I'll just have this one modified, I guess," he says, tucking the little gun into the folds of his bandana. Which seems to be bigger than it looks, because the gun simply vanishes. He then extracts a small card from within the neck accessory. "Just send me the bill."
The card is blank white except for a single word on the front, 'Morty', and on the back is a P.O. box number.
>> No. 40758455
And the transfer of ownership papers along with it.
>He takes the card, looks it over, then puts it in his pocketbook.
>> No. 40758456
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"Oh, you do things the legal way? More power to ya, I guess."
>> No. 40758457
I've got a few reasons. Primary one being I really, really, don't want to be in prison.
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"The cops 'round here are surprisingly lax about things like that. And jailtime's never really stopped anybody round these parts. But I like your style. Refreshing to see a respectable business type."
The cat holds out his paw, as if for a shake, but then seems to remember that he's currently bleeding from it.
"Oh. Right. That. You wouldn't happen to be a weapons-dealer-slash-medical-supplies-merchant, would you?"
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