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#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7lvINrYPw

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
YOUR AD HERE

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>You will never be as happy as this dog...or will you?
>What makes you this happy?
>Wonder if there is a picture of a cat like this.
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40758461
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>"Just spit on it."
>> No. 40758462
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>Man. A podcast about people talking about a dog eating lube on accident.
>> No. 40758463
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>Lots of things make me happy. This picture is one.

>And yeah, we've all seen cheeseburger cat.
>> No. 40758464
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>For Morty.

...You'd be surprised. I've started carrying bandages since people get shot or injured so much around me.
>He passes a roll to Morty.
>> No. 40758465
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>>40758463
>Hehe....I even see your post.
>> No. 40758466
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>>40758464
"Thanks."
He proceeds to wrap the wound with surprising dexterity for a guy with no thumbs.
"I'm not used to this whole 'injury' thing. I forget that I'm supposed to worry about keeping all the blood inside."

>May disappear soon, still fighting derpy internets.
>> No. 40758467
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>Anyone want to RP....?
>> No. 40758468
>>40758466
No problem. Happy to help.
...And, surprisingly, that seems to be a common problem around here.
>Jack heads over to the bar and gets his drink of choice.

>>40758467
>Sure!

>Have a Jack!
>> No. 40758469
>Should I be questioning things about the last thread before it was renewed, or just not care?

>Actually, I have six hours before I wake up to go to work, despite just getting back from work. I should probably go to sleep rather than have fun with you guys.
>> No. 40758470
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>>40758468
>Who want?
>> No. 40758471
>>40758470
>Iunno. Blackjack maybe?
>> No. 40758472
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>>40758471
>Blackjack is in the bar.
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>>40758469
>Yeah. Fun is overrated.

>>40758468
Morty follows him to the bar, hopping up to the counter top and somehow managing to pour himself a measure of whiskey into a small bowl.
"Indeed it does. You seem like a relatively normal fellow. Mind if I ask what you're doing this side of crazytown?"
>> No. 40758474
1d10 = 3
>> No. 40758476
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>Sorry I got lost when the thrad changed...

>So Nightfall was nuzzling down up and low along Morty's belly in all the right places!
>> No. 40758477
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>>40758472
>So is regular Jack!
Hey there.

>>40758473
I'm looking for someone. Personal business, you know. Long story, maybe share it sometime. Besides, the cops ARE more lax here than in Manehattan. Frikkin brutality, I tell ya...
>> No. 40758478
>>40758476
>Jack had also said hello
>> No. 40758479
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>>40758478
>Hi
>> No. 40758480
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>> No. 40758481
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>>40758476
>Sup

>>40758477
Hey hey...erm..jack right?
>> No. 40758482
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>>40758480
>Tonguekisses
>>40758481
>Nuh
>> No. 40758483
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>>40758480
><Nom>
>> No. 40758484
>>40758482
o///o

>>40758483
o\o

Last edited at Wed, Jan 21st, 2015 20:31

>> No. 40758485
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>>40758482
><Pets>

>want to see a 15 year old learn how to talk to others?

>>40758484
><Nom nom nom>
>> No. 40758486
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>>40758479
>Yep. He said that.

>>40758481
Indeed. Hey, non-drinking bar frequenter.
>> No. 40758487
>>40758485
>Squirms
>> No. 40758488
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>>40758486
I use to be a heavy drinker, so does that count?

>>40758487
><:3
>> No. 40758489
>>40758488
...
>Jack makes a tiny surprised sort of expression, that "Oh, that's interesting" sort of face.
You quit?
>> No. 40758490
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>>40758489
Mmmmmhmm. Bout a year ago or something.
>> No. 40758491
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>>40758490
Congratulations. Use a program?
>Jack takes a quick second to get a better look at her since Morty seems to have... poofed...
>> No. 40758492
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>>40758491
Nnnnope. Just was that or I don't get to experience family life.
>> No. 40758493
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>>40758485
>Mabe
>>40758486

>Id reply but morty seems gone
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>>40758493
>Well I'mma just put it here http://youtu.be/AHfC6jqBhkk
>> No. 40758495
>>40758494
>2 sad
>> No. 40758496
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>>40758495
>The ending made me smile.
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>>40758496
>Dun wan...
>> No. 40758498
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>>40758492
Ah...
I get it. So, family then?
>Jack takes a swig of his drink and turns slightly towards Blackjack.
>> No. 40758499
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>>40758497
>Alright...

>>40758498
Mmmhmm...got adopted into a family.
>> No. 40758501
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>>40758499
...Adopted?
>Jack takes another look.
Seem a... little old to be adopted.
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>>40758501
Yeaaah...I knwo..heard that a lot...
>> No. 40758503
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>>40758502
...
>Jack's just silent for a while.
...
So... Interested in a gun?
>Normal conversation failed. Divert to sales pitch!
>> No. 40758504
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>>40758503
...No thanks. I've got some cool ones already.
>> No. 40758505
>>40758504
Oh?
>That's something that piques his interest...
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>>40758505
>She leans on her robotic leg a bit

Yeah....from...bad in the day stuff.
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>>40758506
Stuff that cost you an...
>Jack pauses for dramatic effect...
Arm an a leg, eh?
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>>40758507
>Blackjack punches him in the face with the robotic hoof!
>> No. 40758510
>>40758509
>Jack flies right off his stool, laughing his ass off the entire time as he soars across the bar and collides with the wall.
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>>40758508
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>>40758508
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>>40758511
>Evening, Ave. How are you?
>> No. 40758514
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>>40758508
>Hello!

>>40758510
You done there or do I need to do it again?
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>>40758513
>I;m better
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>>40758512
>>40758514
>And hello to you two as well! How are y'all?
>> No. 40758518
>>40758515
>That's good to hear. Care to pony?
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>>40758517
>I ate your baby
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>>40758518
>Mhm
>> No. 40758521
>>40758514
...Oww...
>He is pressed against the wall, but eventually falls over. Still pained laughing.
...Wooooorth iiiit...
>>40758517
>Bit bummed, but going to PAX South tomorrow. Going to drive there.
>> No. 40758522
>>40758519
>Which one?

>>40758520
>Any particulars?

>>40758521
>Another Texan in the bar? So, what, that's four of us now?
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>>40758521
Uh huh....

>Blackjack starts to leave

>>40758522
>Bane and Fossil?
>> No. 40758524
>>40758522
>Damn! Was it that obvious?
>Texas may be my current living situation, but I'm a Seattleite at heart.
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>>40758522
>Probalby Nightfall or Valentttttine but my comp is acting up
>>40758523
>Reo gives her a lil BJ
>> No. 40758526
>>40758523
W-wait, don't go...
>Jack pries himself off the floor and stumbles towards the bar.
One, impressive arm strength... Two... Let me buy you a drink, maybe. To show I'm sorry... Well, not buy a drink. Share one... This place is freaky.
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>>40758523
>Fossil didn't have Bane's baby, so you couldn't have eaten the child.

>But sure, the green mare is in the bar, paging through the latest issue of Scientific Equestrian.

>>40758524
>Well, you did say PAX South. That's in San Antone.

>Anyhow, were you wanting to continue with the silent pony and the tiny robot?

>>40758525
>I'm not sure I've ever met Valentine. Which one are they?
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>>40758525
>Reo gives Blackjack a little BLackjack or blowjob? :o

>>40758526
>Blackjack stops and turns to look at him

One. I don't drink.

Two. I have a boyfriend.
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>>40758527
>The vampire
>>40758528
>The first :o
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>>40758527
>Acantha sloooowly pokes up from behind her

...Whatcha reading?

>>40758529
,....What is this Reo? D:
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>>40758530
It's a filly who's leg I cut off and eyes I replaced and painted to look like you q.q
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>>40758532
....

....

....What? O.o I....WHAT!?
>> No. 40758534
>>40758529
>Yeah, pretty sure none of my characters know them, so you get...
>1d6+1 = 6
>2. Thousand Words
>3. Oddly Named
>4. Haphazard
>5. Little Harvey
>6. Virginia
>7. Litwick

>>40758530
>Fossil glances over her shoulder
"Oh, just an article about some newly discovered species under the Ross Ice Shelf."
>> No. 40758535
>>40758534
Ohhh Yeah? What kind of animal is it?
>> No. 40758536
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>>40758533
Happy Valentine's Day :D
>He trotted up and hugged her
...
>Then the filly growled and barked :3
>>40758534
>..why no 1?

>Well a yougn red-headed girl in a librarian outfit was in the bar
>> No. 40758537
>>40758536
oooH...that's not a filly. THat's Eve~

>Blackjack kisses her head

....also it's not V-day yet.
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*Pokes her head into the Lurkerzone*
Hello...?
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>>40758535
"Fish, mostly."
>She shows her a picture of a slim, mostly translucent fish, vaguely similar in appearance to a minnow. It is thoroughly unremarkable
"It's significant because they didn't expect to find any macroscopic life in the region. It's an extremely hostile environment."

>>40758536
>Because that was the easiest way to renumber the list after taking out Fossil

>A little gray mare trots into the bar

>>40758538
>Hallo, Jimmy
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>>40758537
>Nuzzles her
Shush, I painte dher and put a horn on her head, love her!
>Places it on her head
>>40758539
>:I
>Valentine looks over and gives ashy wave!
>> No. 40758542
>>40758539
So does that mean that that fish is even more hostile?

>>40758541
Don't fall in love with Eve more then me qwq
>> No. 40758543
>>40758541
>The little filly pauses, then waves back
"Oh, um, h-hello."

>>40758542
>Fossil shakes her head
"No, no. I'm not sure they could afford to be. Energy would be hard to come by down there, and any fish couldn't waste it on pointless aggression."
>She closes the magazine
"So, how have you been?"
>> No. 40758544
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>>40758539
>Greetings, Pavel. I have a gift for you... here it is.
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>>40758544
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>>40758542
...She does things to me you never would D:
>>40758543
>Filly? :3

>Valentine hops over a bit
...You're new...
>> No. 40758548
>>40758543
Not so bad I guess...just...kinda doing the same old same old ya know...

>>40758546
Like lick your face? QwQ She hates me I knew it.
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>>40758545
>Good girl, and forget everything you saw here. Forget the blood, forget the limbs, forget... forget...
>Dasvidanya little pony.
*throws you off a cliff*, no one must know
>> No. 40758550
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>>40758546
>Mare. Whoops.

>She shakes her head nervously
"Um, no, I, um, I-I come here a lot...sorry..."

>>40758548
"How's Bane? Still transformed?"

>>40758549
>Little do you know: I bounce on impact.
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>>40758548
She goes where I put peanut butter o.o
...
LIke on my tummy.
>Licks BJ's face
>> No. 40758552
>>40758550
Nah, he changed back a while ago...he's fine now.

>>40758551
I should put some on your eyes...

>She licks him back
>> No. 40758553
>>40758552
>She makes a more handsome Blackjack...
>> No. 40758554
>>40758552
"Really? Do you know why?"
>> No. 40758556
>>40758553
....You mean Reo...as in you. I'm more handsome then you.

>>40758554
>She shrugs

Poision joke might of wore off.
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>>40758550
I mean you're a new smell...you don't smell like pony...
>Sniffs
Oh uh...I mean...you have a nice new perfume...
>>40758556
Eve's got that swagger
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>>40758556
"I suppose that makes sense."

>>40758557
>She blushes a bit
"Oh, um, t-thank you."
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>>40758558
....I'm Valentine.
>She said putting on a slightly nervous and genuine but tight-lipped smile
>> No. 40758560
>>40758557
Eve is a three legged puppy :I I have more swagger then her.

>>40758558
Yeah...though he seems to have liked beeing small, almost tried to make me carry him
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>>40758561
>Cuddles u
>>40758560
She's more flexible
>> No. 40758563
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>>40758559
>The mare smiles hesitantly
"I-i-i-i'm Virginia. It's, um, nice to meet you."

>>40758560
"Have you considered changing him back?"

>>40758561
>Hallo
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>>40758563
I like your name...it's very much like...a person's.
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>>40758562
><steals you love>
> Squee~

>>40758563
> Hello, how are you tonight?
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>>40758565
>I haz enuf luv 4 u to choke on :3
>> No. 40758567
>>40758564
"I-i-i...w-what do you mean?"

>>40758565
>Tired. You?
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>>40758527
>That it is.

>Sure!

>Sorry I poofed, got a very upset call from dad.

>>40758528
Didn't mean alcoholic. I'll getcha a soda.
>He chuckles.
I'm not looking for a date either. Just a friend.
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>>40758567
Um...I mean it's not like...Sugarcane Sprinkles...
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>>40758566
> I might choke on the love
> but the love still chokes on me~
>,,>

>>40758567
> I feel like I could punch through a brick wall.
> In other words, I feel pretty good.
>> No. 40758571
>>40758570
>I'll wubble u while it chokes :3

>What are you doing?
>> No. 40758572
>>40758568
>Let's see... they were talking about coins, right?

>>40758569
"Oh...sorry..."

>>40758570
>That's good
>> No. 40758573
>>40758561
><Hugs you till you pop and your brain matter is in my teeth>

>>40758562
I'm pretty flexible too...stop comparing me to a dog!

>>40758563
To a ...foal?

>She tilted her head
>> No. 40758575
File 142190437373.png - (104.98KB , 433x600 , __Reolith de'Valaran.png )
40758575
>>40758573
..but why? She's in another league D:
>>40758572
Oh no it's okay...
>Kicks her foot
.....so I'm normal.
>> No. 40758576
File 142190448249.png - (147.04KB , 900x846 , a_changeling_by_sofunnyguy-d5i63rm.png )
40758576
>>40758571
> Chilling out for the night. How about you?

>>40758572
> Mhmm~
> So I guess you're going to bed soon?

>>40758573
><Doesn't give you much brain matter since most thoughts are produced through hive mind>
> What ups?
>> No. 40758577
>>40758573
"I was just thinking he may be easier to look after that way."

>>40758575
"Um, I-I guess so? I-is that a problem?"

>>40758576
>Yeah, sorry
>> No. 40758578
>>40758572
>Yep.

...These coins are so enormous though. Why use measurements of such immense quantity, especially if they are not valued to the price of the metals?
>> No. 40758579
File 142190459010.png - (124.56KB , 1174x1359 , _Mareo.png )
40758579
>>40758576
>Wanting to do much the same. Been a roooough day.
>>40758577
No D:
I just...am proud of it!
>> No. 40758580
>>40758578
>Thousand chuckles
[code]You have to remember size. For us, they're not that large. But the value is...more abstract. The coin represents an amount of buying power more than a specific value of metal."

>>40758579
"Oh. Um, g-good for you?"
>> No. 40758581
File 142190483427.gif - (2.32MB , 480x270 , 312287__safe_animated_changeling_dancing_turntable_rave_artist-zoarvek.gif )
40758581
>>40758577
> Whatcha sorry for?~
> If you're tired then you're tired. lol

>>40758579
> Yeah I've been getting a lot of those. Hope it all goes well for you! :3
>> No. 40758582
File 142190490069.png - (242.66KB , 400x839 , _Cat Nightfall.png )
40758582
>>40758581
>It's better now :3
>here's a recolor I just finished.
>>40758580
...Well...what about you?
>She said tapping her fingers together, not the most...socially able young girl
>> No. 40758583
>1d2 = 1
>> No. 40758584
File 142190500858.png - (90.06KB , 373x401 , surprise.png )
40758584
>>40758582
"W-what about me?"
>> No. 40758585
>>40758584
...um...how are you? What do you do?...that...kinda things...
>> No. 40758586
>>40758575
exactly! It's liek comapring a boat to a plant!

>>40758576
>Playing GTA 5! Trying to get to level 120!

>>40758577
Well...it's just tI thought you wanted to show him to the world and all...
>> No. 40758587
>>40758586
>Shoot a hooker and steal her money for me!
>> No. 40758588
>>40758586
Exactly. You're all mossy, I'd hop on Eve's big old stern~
>> No. 40758589
>>40758585
"Oh, sorry. I-I'm, um, sort of a waitress..."

>>40758586
"Well, yes I still do. I was just thinking... never mind."
>> No. 40758591
File 142190548123.jpg - (43.58KB , 197x476 , Daedalus alone.jpg )
40758591
>>40758580
I see... That that's patently absurd!
>The little robot seems quite upset, emoting dramatically.
What sort of system is it where you can't exchange a coin for a value of raw material?
>> No. 40758592
File 142190569821.png - (117.92KB , 433x400 , _Logic Bitches.png )
40758592
>>40758589
O-oh thats nice. I'm acting as a librarian for my...uh, guardian!
>> No. 40758593
>>40758591
No, you can. But the coin has more value in the economy than the metal it is made from does. So if you wanted raw metal, you would take it to, say, a scrapyard and buy the metal there.
>> No. 40758594
File 142190576484.png - (355.97KB , 1280x721 , 1339135908205.png )
40758594
>>40758587
>>Kill hookers and steal money

>>Makes about 100 dollars for htat

>>Kills mobsters and get 20k+

>>40758588
You'd smush her.

>>40758589
Erm...right...

>She rubs the bakc of her head a bit
>> No. 40758595
>>40758592
"Y-your guardian?"

>>40758594
"Anyhow, did I tell you about the expedition to the Congo? I'm putting together?"
>> No. 40758596
>>40758595
Erm...I think you said you were going butt...
>> No. 40758597
File 142190608867.jpg - (60.68KB , 364x600 , Dapper Daedalus.jpg )
40758597
>>40758593
...Interesting... But that entails contacting a scrapyard when it is more efficient to do it myself. Curious system all the same.
>> No. 40758598
File 142190612253.png - (140.15KB , 999x900 , ___or I'll Fucking Murder You.png )
40758598
>>40758594
You want some squish pegleg? D:
>> No. 40758599
>>40758594
>But that's the thing that you're supposed to do in GTA. The thing all the parents always complain about and all.
>> No. 40758600
File 142190627199.png - (1.41MB , 1200x1300 , headshot_3_by_rainbowscreen-d85zul1 (1).png )
40758600
>> No. 40758601
>>40758598
Some polish pegs? Or legs?

What..wiat what?

>>40758599
>Nah..I'm asccending D:

>>40758600
>Hump
>> No. 40758602
File 142190639863.png - (242.66KB , 400x839 , _Cat Nightfall.png )
40758602
>>40758595
Y-yes the pony who takes care of me.
>>40758601
...
>He spanks BJ's butt right in oublic! D:
>>40758600
>Purr
>> No. 40758603
>>40758600
>blorp
>> No. 40758604
>>40758596
>Fossil nods
"Oh yes, that's right, I did mention it. Well, we do have a team together and most of the supplies are ordered, so it's just a matter of time."

>>40758597
>He shakes his head
I don't claim to understand it myself, but I think it has something to do with not wanting to melt through the coin supply. So, I guess your workshop didn't survive the blast, did it?


>>40758600
>Evening

>>40758602
"Oh. Um, w-who is that?"
>> No. 40758605
>>40758601
>Well, then I'll make my own GTA! With blackjack! And hookers!

>...Wait.
>> No. 40758606
File 142190652403.png - (700.59KB , 757x1024 , Andrew by Sam Miller (Famosity).png )
40758606
>>40758604
>>40758603
>>40758602
>>40758601
>Bonjour mon amies~!
>> No. 40758607
File 142190653005.jpg - (178.33KB , 1215x717 , _Chillblains, The Hungering Cold.jpg )
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>>40758604
Dusk Starblaze...if you knwo f him.
>> No. 40758608
File 142190656132.jpg - (81.55KB , 498x497 , So Many Rarity Clones.jpg )
40758608
>>40758606
>Abort
>> No. 40758609
>>40758602
...Ow....

...

>blackjack starts to cry

>>40758604
MMmhmm. Hope you won't leave soon though..I'll miss ou.

>>40758605
>You get sued

>>40758606
>How's you?
>> No. 40758610
>>40758606
>How is?

>>40758607
>Wait, she has met him, right? I'm pretty sure she has, but I'm drawing a blank. (I should probably go to bed soon)

>>40758609
>Fossil smile
"Well, thank you. No, one of our crew is currently on her honeymoon, so we need to wait for her to return."

>>40758608
>And that word is why Andrew doesn't have more biological children
>> No. 40758611
File 142190677642.jpg - (43.58KB , 197x476 , Daedalus alone.jpg )
40758611
>>40758604
Part of it fell through the floor, but I saved the rest. Including the synthesizer you're using right now.
>> No. 40758612
>>40758610
>>40758609
>>40758608
>Ronald McDonald was at my school today.
>> No. 40758614
>>40758609
...nu. Stop :C
>>40758610
>She should and night, maybe i should call it here too
>>40758612
>>40758612
>Wat
>> No. 40758615
>>40758610
Ohh...well, um. Tell her I said congratulations!

>>40758612
>Did you eat him?
>> No. 40758616
>>40758611
>He nods
Thank you again for that, by the way. Are you planning on rebuilding?


>>40758612
>What about the Hamburglar and Grimace?
>> No. 40758617
File 142190703459.jpg - (310.84KB , 1080x1920 , mcswaggle.jpg )
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>>40758614
>>40758615
>>40758616
>Nope!
>> No. 40758618
>>40758617
>SWAG!
>> No. 40758619
>>40758614
<<Sorry

>Blackjack was now sitting and crying more and more
>> No. 40758620
>>40758615
"I'll make a note of it."

>>40758617
>Laaaaaaame

>>40758614
>Yeah, it's after midnight. I'm gonna turn in here. Later, folks!
>> No. 40758621
>>40758619
>I should break im tired D:
>> No. 40758622
>>40758618
>>40758620
:v
>Also I beefed up my classes and I have 4.5 hours of lectures tomorrow startign at 8:30 so i gotta bed now, gnight!
>> No. 40758623
>>40758620
>She giglges a bit, nodding

>>40758621
>Alright! SHw was prtending to cry btw

>>40758622
>Night!
>> No. 40758624
>>40758623
>I knu :3
>> No. 40758632
File 142190952419.jpg - (44.63KB , 465x528 , Waaave!.jpg )
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>> No. 40758633
>>40758632
>Hi rabbit
>> No. 40758634
File 142190961175.png - (439.66KB , 435x750 , Bwush.png )
40758634
>>40758633
>Hi person. :3
>> No. 40758635
>>40758634
>Eh, alright.

>You wanna things or just lurking?
>> No. 40758636
File 142190965605.png - (128.51KB , 485x366 , Eavesdropping.png )
40758636
>>40758632
>> No. 40758637
File 142190970223.png - (123.99KB , 415x441 , Eeeee!.png )
40758637
>>40758635
>I wanna' things!

>>40758636
><Licks your face>
>> No. 40758638
File 142190976473.png - (121.63KB , 431x395 , _I'm Sorry.png )
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>>40758637
>> No. 40758640
File 142190978484.jpg - (4.11KB , 113x180 , My jumper is too long!.jpg )
40758640
>>40758638
>
>> No. 40758642
File 142190989739.png - (127.78KB , 453x393 , I Cast Magic Missle.png )
40758642
>>40758640
>Return it
>> No. 40758643
File 142190993249.jpg - (158.30KB , 745x594 , Colon d.jpg )
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>>40758642
>RP? I don't have long left.
>> No. 40758644
>>40758643
>Me neither, im actually really tired :c
>> No. 40758645
>>40758637
>Alright!

>D'ya want Jack, the friendly neighborhood arms dealer, Moon, a doctor who doubles as a spy, a robot, or an invisible girl?
>> No. 40758646
File 142191000848.png - (136.12KB , 469x472 , I have a stick!.png )
40758646
>>40758644
>QwQ

>>40758645
>What would be best with a talking little rabbit girl?
>> No. 40758647
>>40758646
>The robot is silly, Moon is kind, and Jack is friendly, and Wolfsbane is wild. any of them could be good. Though Jack seems to be the most popular around here.
>> No. 40758648
File 142191019033.jpg - (158.30KB , 745x594 , Colon d.jpg )
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>>40758647
>Let's go with Jack for reasons.

Jacks' mane is now being brushed by this thing, who seems to have climbed atop your back while you aren't looking!
>> No. 40758649
File 142191035572.png - (27.75KB , 380x455 , Jack moving onwards.png )
40758649
>>40758648
Eeyaah!
>Jack seems startled. His mane is really spiky! Also, he has a terrible case of hat head at the moment.
Is that...
>He tries to turn his head to get a look at the bunny, but can't quite get a good view. So he just pulls a tiny mirror from his vest pocket to get a look.
Oh, it's you again. Hey there.
>> No. 40758650
File 142191040981.jpg - (127.55KB , 1000x1000 , ♥.jpg )
40758650
>>40758649
"Hi! Your mane looked messy. I'm fixing it though."
>> No. 40758654
File 142191085379.png - (133.17KB , 1329x1861 , Best I can do is three fiddy.png )
40758654
>>40758650
Well thank you, friendly talking bunny.
>Jack's sipping something strongly alcoholic. Smells like bourbon.
Last time we talked, you said you had lots of friends and family around here. Anybody I might know?
>Boy, his mane is stringy!
>Jack's salesman instincts are tingling... Always nice to be friends with the children of a client. Brings back return business...
>> No. 40758655
File 142191089243.png - (26.68KB , 197x232 , I has a flower.png )
40758655
>>40758654
"Do you know someone called Kiddo?"
>> No. 40758656
File 142191095123.png - (134.55KB , 1373x1877 , Jack In High Rez.png )
40758656
>>40758655
Yeah, think we met at one point. She shot a foam dart that landed in my hair, if I recall correctly. Why?
>> No. 40758657
File 142191098741.jpg - (36.70KB , 335x429 , Come at me bro.jpg )
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>>40758656
"That's my Mummy!" she says with a proud smile.

"How about Varmus?"
>> No. 40758658
File 142191098872.png - (131.60KB , 900x1105 , All high powered ponies are the same.png )
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>> No. 40758659
File 142191103650.png - (439.66KB , 435x750 , Bwush.png )
40758659
>>40758658
><Pets>
>> No. 40758660
File 142191107881.png - (122.36KB , 900x916 , And another snuggle pic.png )
40758660
>>40758659
>Piuuuuurs~!
>> No. 40758661
File 142191111069.png - (136.12KB , 469x472 , I have a stick!.png )
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>>40758660
>So cute!
>> No. 40758663
>>40758661
>not as muh as you!
>> No. 40758664
File 142191118690.png - (23.89KB , 168x202 , Huh.png )
40758664
>>40758663
><3
>> No. 40758665
File 142191124731.png - (23.49KB , 830x650 , Lets make a deal.png )
40758665
>>40758657
Your...
>Jack pauses. He tries to think for a second. The bunny can practically hear the gears grinding in his head...
...How is...
>...Kiddo didn't LOOK like a fluffy rabbit. Or so he thought...
...Nevermind. I may ask myself somethime.
>He takes another sip of his drink, swirling it around slightly before setting it back down and getting a refill, looking back at the bunny with a smile.
And of course I know Varmus! He's my drinking buddy, we get sh-
>He cuts himself off halfway through the word. Ooooooh, he wouldn't like to be on the recieving end of a confrontation if what was probably a young bunny-girl picked up a swearing habbit from him. Specially if this was Kiddo's kid.
...ooots and drink together from time time to time
>> No. 40758666
File 142191125201.png - (55.61KB , 180x300 , char_rin.png )
40758666
>>40758664
>> No. 40758667
File 142191136232.png - (100.45KB , 192x344 , 763223.png )
40758667
>Miya was reading through a book, and sort of watching tb in the bar, had a large coat similar to Valentina's drapped over her as she watched and read, hummign to herself.
One day up near Salinas, Lord, I let him slip away,
>She flipped through the channels.
He's looking for that home and I hope he finds it,
But I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday

To be holding mah baby's body next to miiine.~
>> No. 40758669
File 142191142037.png - (22.78KB , 363x344 , Adorable bwush.png )
40758669
>>40758665
"He's my uncle!" she giggles, before softly booping your nose with a fluffy white paw.

"Beep."

>>40758666
><Tickles>

>>40758667
Oh lookie, bunny watching you!
>> No. 40758671
File 142191146490.png - (74.82KB , 177x239 , 85433.png )
40758671
>>40758669
Bwuah! Ammie!
>Miya turned a little red.
Wait..ya didnt hear that did you?
>> No. 40758672
File 142191149857.jpg - (322.82KB , 900x1253 , adventure-time-art-Finn-Jake-548010.jpg )
40758672
>>40758664
>:3

>>40758667
>Axel slooooowly pokes his head up inafront of her

You wanna have a baby? Or is that a song I never heard of?
>> No. 40758673
File 142191153210.jpg - (7.40KB , 120x150 , Humanized Ammie.jpg )
40758673
>>40758671
Nod nod nod.

"You sing awesome."

>>40758672
>:D
>> No. 40758674
>Need to shower.
>> No. 40758675
File 142191159605.png - (1.18MB , 800x600 , rin is best girl 3.png )
40758675
>>40758669
>Nooooooo!!
>> No. 40758676
File 142191161276.png - (77.66KB , 148x355 , Human now.png )
40758676
>>40758675
>yes, this is happening.
>> No. 40758677
File 142191162108.png - (119.81KB , 223x305 , 89826346.png )
40758677
>>40758672
Thats a song you never heard of!
>She bapped him.

>>40758673
I do not.
>She hid inside of the jacket.
>> No. 40758678
File 142191170068.png - (134.55KB , 1373x1877 , Jack In High Rez.png )
40758678
>>40758669
Well, that sounds just fine and dandy. Varmus is a good sort. You've got a nice uncle.
>He drains his drink, then slooooowly refills it again.
Afmmf!
>His face scrunches up and he makes a frowny face.
That's adorable, but makes my nose itch. What's your name, bunny?
>> No. 40758679
File 142191174413.png - (22.78KB , 363x344 , Adorable bwush.png )
40758679
>>40758677
"Can I hide inside there too?"

>>40758678
"I'm Amethyst Flare, but everyone calls me Ammie. It sounds better."
>> No. 40758680
File 142191174866.gif - (171.42KB , 598x624 , 775366__safe_animated_equestria+girls_cute_sad_sunset+shimmer_adorable_blinking_diabetes_eye+shi.gif )
40758680
>>40758676
>Fiiiiiiine. ~<3
>> No. 40758681
File 142191178501.png - (54.41KB , 143x207 , u7364786.png )
40758681
>>40758679
It is a pretty big Jacket, Val got it for me.
>She made some space for her.
>> No. 40758682
File 142191186341.png - (12.16KB , 629x574 , Ugu!.png )
40758682
>>40758681
And Ammie shuffled up next to you to cuddle you~
>> No. 40758683
File 142191187437.png - (27.75KB , 380x455 , Jack moving onwards.png )
40758683
>>40758679
Amethyst Flare's a cool name though. Probably better than mine. Alright, Ammie. Can I get you something? Some juice? Carrot, maybe?
>He says that last bit with a charmer's smirk.
>> No. 40758684
File 142191194595.gif - (74.37KB , 432x673 , by_arutia_for_james_mizuhara_by_arutia-d8dpaq3.gif )
40758684
>Tanaka is asleep on a couch, an open book covering her face.
>> No. 40758685
File 142191197471.png - (167.01KB , 240x295 , uiy9iu.png )
40758685
>>40758682
Whats up?
>She said closing her book, she pet Ammie's ears.
>> No. 40758687
File 142191203114.jpg - (127.55KB , 1000x1000 , ♥.jpg )
40758687
>>40758683
"That's racist!"

>>40758685
And she cuddles up to you happily!

"Pretty good, you?"
>> No. 40758688
File 142191209654.png - (134.55KB , 1373x1877 , Jack In High Rez.png )
40758688
>>40758687
Sorry, sorry! I thought you'd think it was funny. Do you forgive me?
>He starts walking, taking Ammie towards the back of the bar if she's still on his back.
>> No. 40758689
File 142191215081.png - (54.41KB , 143x207 , u7364786.png )
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>>40758687
Yeah Im alright, little bummed that I wont be able to leave sooner than I wanted. Im cool though, makes Axel happy.
>> No. 40758690
File 142191216743.jpg - (158.30KB , 745x594 , Colon d.jpg )
40758690
>Sorry, GTG!
>> No. 40758691
>>40758688
>And by bar I mean the actual thing that holds all the booze.
>> No. 40758692
>>40758690
>Aww....
>> No. 40758703
File 142193010275.png - (0.95MB , 861x801 , A changed girl Crop.png )
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>> No. 40758704
File 142193252887.png - (319.91KB , 500x500 , ask_mistress.png )
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>> No. 40758705
>>40758704

>Hi there.
>> No. 40758706
File 142193260885.png - (107.40KB , 395x395 , honk honk_safe.png )
40758706
>>40758705
>Hello, dear. What's up?
>> No. 40758707
>>40758706

>I'm OK, I suppose.
>> No. 40758708
>>40758707
>Ah, I see, I see.
>> No. 40758709
>>40758708

>You?
>> No. 40758710
>>40758709
>Pretty well!
>> No. 40758712
File 142193736108.jpg - (7.91KB , 180x175 , 92652916.jpg )
40758712
>> No. 40758713
File 142193971952.jpg - (106.19KB , 676x900 , baby-racoon-5169185.jpg )
40758713
>> No. 40758714
File 142193988736.png - (742.84KB , 1500x1100 , I wish something fun happened already.png )
40758714
>> No. 40758715
File 142193993004.jpg - (135.01KB , 590x400 , hffnfnfnfnfnffff.jpg )
40758715
>>40758714
>Hello!
>> No. 40758716
File 142194014359.png - (111.80KB , 271x310 , Christmas!.png )
40758716
>>40758715
>Hi.
>> No. 40758717
File 142194018749.jpg - (83.05KB , 713x585 , Do you think this is a motherfucking game.jpg )
40758717
>>40758716
>What is up, my friend?
>> No. 40758718
File 142194035085.png - (650.87KB , 1200x828 , wanna lick something sweet.png )
40758718
>>40758717
>Mostly nothing. Learned that I passed an exam, so I'm happy.
>> No. 40758719
File 142194042215.jpg - (163.85KB , 990x689 , NYOOM.jpg )
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>>40758718
>Oh boy!
>RP once I eat?
>> No. 40758720
>>40758719
>Aye. Ready up an idea of who and who!
>> No. 40758721
File 142194077877.gif - (1.49MB , 268x310 , oh god did i leave the stove on.gif )
40758721
>>40758720
>1d3 = 3

>1- Kiddo and this thing.
>2- Kiddo and Penny+Jonah because why not
>3- Loki and someone because he barely sees the daylight
>> No. 40758723
File 142194201423.png - (319.91KB , 500x500 , ask_mistress.png )
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>>40758721
>Loki gets a Teton, then!
>> No. 40758724
File 142194207888.jpg - (26.52KB , 445x428 , Hey how you doin'.jpg )
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>>40758723
*FWOOOM!*
Wizard horse in the bar.
>> No. 40758725
File 142194246409.png - (65.67KB , 312x243 , hands up!.png )
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>>40758724
Whoah! You startled me.
>> No. 40758726
File 142194254262.jpg - (24.74KB , 377x386 , Hi there.jpg )
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>>40758725
"Wa- oh, sorry.

Heya, Var."
>> No. 40758727
File 142194263506.png - (156.15KB , 451x287 , hairbun.png )
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>>40758726
I don't like this name. Choose another.
>> No. 40758728
File 142194271698.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758727
"... I've been calling you that since ever."
>> No. 40758729
File 142194281934.png - (665.10KB , 695x900 , beach time!.png )
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>>40758728
And I never liked it.

People call me Teton here, call me Teton. Or Madame Teton. S'il vous plait.
>> No. 40758730
File 142194291109.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758729
He rolls his eyes.
"Fine. Heya, Teton."
>> No. 40758731
File 142194303277.png - (400.38KB , 424x448 , even moar than even moar hoofbeat!.png )
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>>40758730
Hello, Loki! So nice to meet you!
>> No. 40758732
File 142194311001.jpg - (24.74KB , 377x386 , Hi there.jpg )
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>>40758731
"What's up with you?"
>> No. 40758733
File 142194321930.png - (53.20KB , 572x572 , fascinating story.png )
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>>40758732
Oh, you know. Things.

>BRB
>> No. 40758734
File 142194328943.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758733
"... Bah. I never liked all this cryptic nonsense."
>> No. 40758736
File 142194921164.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
40758736
>dead thread
>> No. 40758737
File 142194939171.jpg - (17.22KB , 438x336 , Vanilla_Ice_OVA.jpg )
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>>40758736
>No shit.
>> No. 40758738
File 142194950703.png - (831.41KB , 800x600 , Tough choices.png )
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>>40758737

>Wassup?
>> No. 40758739
File 142194960763.gif - (1.91MB , 207x186 , tumblr_ni52llPJuu1qdlh1io1_250.gif )
40758739
>>40758738
>Nammuch.
>> No. 40758740
>>40758739

>Laaaaaame.
>> No. 40758741
File 142194969821.gif - (5.00MB , 245x195 , Nom-nom.gif )
40758741
>Morning.
>> No. 40758742
>>40758740
>Your mom is!
>>40758741
>It's 20:02!
>> No. 40758743
File 142194978264.png - (244.14KB , 395x575 , 1.png )
40758743
>>40758742
>No it's 10:02
>> No. 40758744
File 142194984904.gif - (1.79MB , 500x208 , SWEET FUCKING LORD YOU'RE SO STUPID YOU'RE GIVING AN IDIOT A HEADACHE.gif )
40758744
>>40758743
>You crazy murricans and your crazy murrican time.
>> No. 40758745
File 142194985910.png - (831.41KB , 800x600 , Tough choices.png )
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>>40758741

>Hi Dom!

>>40758742

>What a hurtful thing to say to a cripple!
>> No. 40758746
File 142194993106.jpg - (65.16KB , 492x497 , Do I really.jpg )
40758746
>>40758744
>I know right. IT's like we need to have a different time or else we'd be fucked.

>>40758745
>That pic.
>> No. 40758747
File 142194993484.jpg - (94.13KB , 1024x768 , wait what was that.jpg )
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>>40758745
>YOU ADMITTED IT
>> No. 40758748
File 142194997481.jpg - (201.77KB , 625x833 , TA NA NAAAAAA.jpg )
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>>40758746
>Timezones are silly.
>> No. 40758749
File 142195003693.png - (660.92KB , 640x960 , Nurser.png )
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>>40758747

>You can't just going around calling disabled people "lame"!

>>40758746

>Serious dilemmas, right?
>> No. 40758750
File 142195008353.jpg - (86.05KB , 500x667 , Why don't you have a seat over there.jpg )
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>>40758749
>Slow down, Tumblr.
>> No. 40758751
File 142195013979.png - (42.08KB , 612x352 , ableism.png )
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>>40758750

>That's nothing close to tumblr. This is tumblr.
>> No. 40758752
File 142195020614.jpg - (77.39KB , 620x497 , I watch you masturbate.jpg )
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>>40758751
>Is the Welsh branch of EB games called Ewe games?

>*hides*
>> No. 40758754
>>40758752

>You tried that one.
>> No. 40758755
File 142195027887.jpg - (106.19KB , 676x900 , baby-racoon-5169185.jpg )
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>>40758754
>And you still didn't react!
>> No. 40758756
File 142195032862.png - (434.26KB , 634x469 , 2.png )
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>>40758748
>Buuuut they work. So don't go complaining about it!

>>40758749
>It's almost like people have to legitimately think of this in their every day lives!

>Such character
>Much relationship
>Wow
>> No. 40758757
File 142195034338.png - (60.53KB , 997x801 , leggy_lamb_by_leadhooves-d66hcp0[1].png )
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>>40758755

>It's not even really a joke.
>> No. 40758758
File 142195039177.jpg - (243.44KB , 850x1202 , Ploy for brains.jpg )
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>>40758756

>THose games are so weird.
>> No. 40758759
File 142195039605.gif - (1.17MB , 400x209 , I feast upon the flesh of the living.gif )
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>>40758756
>>40758757
>So, RP?
>> No. 40758760
File 142195039707.png - (60.81KB , 875x699 , imma fuck you up.png )
40758760
>Sorry, this took longer than expected.

>>40758734
Don't worry, cryptic nonsense isn't something many people like.

In fact, I bet that only being cryptic is actually fun.
>> No. 40758761
>>40758759

>Eh.
>> No. 40758763
File 142195046171.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758760
He rolls his eyes again.
"Riiiiight. I'm going to get something to drink. Want anything?"
>> No. 40758764
File 142195048258.png - (434.26KB , 634x469 , 2.png )
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>>40758758
>Very weeeird.

>>40758759
>Who do you want?

>>40758760
>Hello!
>> No. 40758765
File 142195049940.png - (400.38KB , 424x448 , even moar than even moar hoofbeat!.png )
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>>40758763
I'd love some dark rum, dearie!
>> No. 40758766
>>40758764
>Your least-played character.
>> No. 40758767
File 142195050842.jpg - (89.92KB , 400x569 , I don't suit dresses.jpg )
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>>40758764

>Wassup?
>> No. 40758768
>>40758764
>Hello, man! How's the best bear doing? :D
>> No. 40758769
File 142195081336.jpg - (77.93KB , 600x795 , 012f0f6cd157debdddab534bd7548f08.jpg )
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>>40758766
>Ryan is in the bar. You know how he looks if you have an active brain.

>>40758767
>>40758768
>I woke up and my legs stopped working!
>> No. 40758770
File 142195093311.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
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>>40758765
"Will do." he says as he grabs himself a juice box.
"So really, what's up?"
>>40758769
>Shave your head and tell people you have psychic abilities!
>>40758769
"Bark bark!"
>> No. 40758771
File 142195094888.png - (887.19KB , 640x960 , 2844ae4f0b6bf841f30ade56e2dee752.png )
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>>40758769

>...Whyyyy?
>> No. 40758772
File 142195100080.png - (379.13KB , 399x529 , hoofbeat!.png )
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>>40758769
>Shit! How?

>>40758770
Honestly not much of interest. Kinda waiting on Vindicate to appear around.
>> No. 40758773
File 142195102874.jpg - (14.38KB , 252x177 , b49965ea31281db91bc8de50721a9a06f684fab32fae1e9a2528c38906d0ca27.jpg )
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>> No. 40758774
File 142195110670.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40758773

>hi.
>> No. 40758775
File 142195112466.jpg - (310.21KB , 600x700 , b2a67984095155f1aa2f162f8155e47d.jpg )
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>>40758770
Ooooh, ya remind meh of my old dog...

>Ryan leans down to pet him. Also remember his weapons and dah powa

>>40758771
>>40758772
>Disneyland :D Finally sore
>> No. 40758776
File 142195114470.jpg - (23.98KB , 382x375 , Wat.jpg )
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>>40758772
"... Who's Vindicate?"
>> No. 40758777
File 142195117365.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40758775

>Oooooh.
>> No. 40758778
File 142195117804.jpg - (126.19KB , 1080x1080 , R3VQrtt.jpg )
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>>40758774
>Hi there, sup?
>> No. 40758779
File 142195120829.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
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>>40758775
>Dat Spiderbulge
"BARK!"
Ryan would hear an annoying buzz, before-
"Hello! Hello!"
>> No. 40758780
File 142195121802.png - (178.48KB , 500x500 , wink wonk.png )
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>>40758775
>Sounds neat XD

>>40758776
A new police officer that comes around here. We got caught up in a mess or two already.
>> No. 40758781
File 142195125035.jpg - (119.22KB , 941x672 , bc5e4e51236b53cb093ded3c947dd191.jpg )
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>>40758777
>Déjame tocar tu pecho
>> No. 40758782
File 142195128552.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40758778

>Nothing really.

>>40758781

>Foreignese!
>> No. 40758783
File 142195130928.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758780
"... Somehow, I don't really wanna know."
He hands her the glass of rum.
" I keep thinking about the whole Watergate thing."

>Loki confirmed for Richard Nixon
>> No. 40758784
File 142195137898.jpg - (129.58KB , 850x1201 , sample-6c08e5456e946c9c8cac54b3b55ba609.jpg )
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>>40758779
...wat?

>Ryan blinks a few times at him

>>40758780
>Yus!

>>40758782
>Nuz!
>> No. 40758785
File 142195144081.png - (379.13KB , 399x529 , hoofbeat!.png )
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>>40758783
...Oh.

Given Derple kinda abandoned here, it's never going to be resolved.

>She took the rum glass and took a sip.

Honest, brutal opinion, dearie?

>>40758784
>Wanna RP? :3
>> No. 40758786
File 142195144588.png - (562.05KB , 640x960 , Ace in the hole.png )
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>>40758784

>I'm so confused D:
>> No. 40758787
File 142195146878.png - (182.48KB , 500x402 , tumblr_mn5r3edH131rj5kvzo1_500.png )
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>>40758782
>Sounds mildly boring.
>> No. 40758788
File 142195150932.jpg - (24.46KB , 384x388 , I what.jpg )
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>>40758784
He barks again.
"Wooof?"

"Got any treats?"
>He hears the words in his head, btw.
>>40758785
"... Yes please."
>> No. 40758789
File 142195152241.jpg - (77.93KB , 600x795 , 012f0f6cd157debdddab534bd7548f08.jpg )
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>>40758785
>Who and whooo?

>>40758786
>cause yhou're a brit!
>> No. 40758790
File 142195160161.jpg - (182.96KB , 600x834 , badass explosions n shit.jpg )
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>>40758787

>It's true.

>>40758789

>I'm a grumpet.
>> No. 40758791
File 142195162918.png - (156.15KB , 451x287 , hairbun.png )
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>>40758788
It doesn't matter it was Raggedy and Billyfish doing it. If you really, truly loved Watergate, you'd fight for her tooth and nail without regard for your own self-preservation. You didn't, so it wasn't true love.

So you can forget and move on.

>>40758789
>Either continue with Pear or Teton in the Bar :3
>> No. 40758792
File 142195165746.jpg - (102.74KB , 987x727 , Mom.jpg )
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>>40758788
>I know

Erm...no...no ah don't...Uh...how are ya talking through mah head?
>> No. 40758793
File 142195167098.gif - (104.61KB , 350x263 , unnamed (8).gif )
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>>40758790
>I just preordered GTA V for the PC With my tax moneys, and got tickets to see Weird Al in concert in september
>> No. 40758794
File 142195168088.png - (60.60KB , 276x276 , Celestia huh.png )
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>>40758791
>Ouch.
>> No. 40758795
File 142195180994.jpg - (45.25KB , 1024x576 , 4chan again.jpg )
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>>40758790
>:3

>>40758791
>I'm cool with either or :3
>> No. 40758796
File 142195181209.png - (107.40KB , 395x395 , honk honk_safe.png )
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>>40758794
>He asked.
>> No. 40758797
>>40758793

>Sounds nice.
>> No. 40758798
>>40758795
>Both? >: D
>> No. 40758799
File 142195188737.png - (59.07KB , 291x313 , Celestia what¿.png )
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>>40758796
>I know, but still. Well played.
>> No. 40758800
File 142195189051.jpg - (23.42KB , 361x373 , Oh shit i'm sorry.jpg )
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>>40758791
>>40758794
"It's... Not that.
I lost most of the affection I had to her when she tried to kill my best friend.

I keep thinking. What if this happens again? What if I end up trusting another mare which ends up abusing my trust like that? What happens if I end up getting an apprentice which doesn't have the restraint I have, and this repeats again?"
>>40758792
"Bark bark!"
"I'm a psychic dog! People said so!"
>> No. 40758801
File 142195190130.gif - (1.25MB , 781x439 , 463183__safe_animated_image+macro_wat_vulgar_reaction+image_dancing_twiface_wrong+neighborhood.gif )
40758801
>>40758797
>Yep. Taxes are immensely boring, but i get money back after doing them.
>> No. 40758802
File 142195191379.gif - (1.74MB , 349x248 , 131140084355.gif )
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>>40758798
>I don't even know how too do that D:
>> No. 40758803
File 142195191876.jpg - (82.78KB , 600x600 , Rabbits!.jpg )
40758803
And so this thing is in the bar, giggling to herself as she plays with her bunny feets.
>> No. 40758804
>>40758803

>Hi again.
>> No. 40758805
File 142195197003.gif - (819.70KB , 240x160 , Kitten fails at drinking milk.gif )
40758805
>Woo, I have a bad cold!
>But it's better than the flu...
>> No. 40758806
>>40758805

>Everyone's getting ill.
>> No. 40758807
File 142195201922.png - (65.67KB , 312x243 , hands up!.png )
40758807
>>40758799
>Thank you, I try. Up for some RPing, or just greentexting today?

>>40758800
What if, dearie? What if not? In theory, you can go through your life alone, surviving on whorses, but this is a shitty way to go. Believe me, I tried.

>>40758802
>1d2 = 2
>1 Pear
>2 Teton
>> No. 40758808
File 142195202788.png - (23.80KB , 156x212 , full.png )
40758808
>>40758803
>Hi~

>>40758805
>That's a bummer
>> No. 40758809
File 142195204794.jpg - (2.77MB , 2400x3000 , Buck_The_GSD.jpg )
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>>40758803
You have this thing sniffing her bunny feetsies!
>> No. 40758810
File 142195215850.jpg - (82.58KB , 556x700 , ____fuck color.jpg )
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>>40758800
Ah. Dat's...odd...hmm..Whatchaor name?

>>40758803
>>40758805
>Hello you donuts!

>>40758807
>teton will get to chose from!

>EZZIE!

>Who was a human, eating some yogurt!

>RYAN!

>Who was a captain america look alike, only with modern clothes and black hair

>ARY!

>Who...is fucking ARY!

>NO NEED TO EXPLAIN!
>> No. 40758811
File 142195218009.jpg - (24.46KB , 384x388 , I what.jpg )
40758811
>>40758807
"This haunts me, Teton. Every time I see an attractive mare I think 'What if she's gonna pull a Watergate on me?'. I can't brush this off. At all."
>> No. 40758812
File 142195218962.jpg - (303.27KB , 1600x967 , Chaos reborn.jpg )
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>>40758806
>>40758808
>what isn't a bummer is that through DNA study, we've found the thing that controls whether something becomes a hair, a scale, or a feather on an animal.

>Feathered snakes are now a possibility.
>> No. 40758813
File 142195222383.png - (838.19KB , 800x1080 , 564934__safe_solo_anthro_princess+celestia_breasts_cleavage_princess+breastia_artist-colon-snorg.png )
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>>40758807
>I have to go out and get something in a little bit for a thing I need to do, I am up for RPing, just gotta get the thing done first.
>> No. 40758814
File 142195223411.gif - (46.05KB , 500x281 , 790064__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_happy_eyes.gif )
40758814
>>40758812
>What about feathered Humans?
>> No. 40758815
File 142195228860.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
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>>40758810
"Bark bark!"
"I'm Fido!"
>> No. 40758816
File 142195231551.png - (262.74KB , 701x447 , wanna see how far can your tongue go_safecut.png )
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>>40758810
>FUCKING ARY has now Teton on her back.
Hello!

>>40758811
Do what Blowhard did, turn gay!

>>40758813
>I'll be waiting ~
>> No. 40758817
File 142195233139.gif - (163.34KB , 245x165 , tumblr_mwzmy7UNKq1rss05ao3_250.gif )
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>>40758813
>> No. 40758818
File 142195238378.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758816
"... Har har har. No thanks."
>> No. 40758819
File 142195246581.jpg - (45.25KB , 1024x576 , 4chan again.jpg )
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>>40758815
Not a bad name for a dog. I'm Ryan.

>>40758816
WHy hello Teton!

Why are you sitting on my back. I'm not a chair.
>> No. 40758820
File 142195255347.jpg - (2.77MB , 2400x3000 , Buck_The_GSD.jpg )
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>>40758819
".... Aroooo?"

"... So, uh, Treats?"
>> No. 40758822
File 142195258269.jpg - (122.11KB , 300x410 , My wings are so pretty.jpg )
40758822
>>40758814
>...I mean, that's messing with human embryos. It's technically possible, but super unethical.
>And it'd just be like, instead of arm-hair, you'd have small feathers.
>> No. 40758823
>>40758804
><Squeezes>

>>40758808
>Hai~

>>40758809
They smell like warmth and of rabbit. Also of chaos!... Which smells like tingly on your nose.

"Eeep!"

Aww, she actually has rabbit feet, complete with cute little paw pads.

She wiggles her toes at you.
>> No. 40758824
File 142195266952.png - (385.22KB , 500x360 , 1 life remaining.png )
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>>40758820
What kind do ya like?
>> No. 40758825
File 142195268109.png - (1.03MB , 1594x823 , smarf_0.png )
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>>40758822
>I wonder if it at all would be possible to give a human wings.

>>40758823
>*Boooooop* Sup?
>> No. 40758826
File 142195279122.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
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>>40758823
"Bark bark!"
"Hello, rabbit!"
>>40758824
"Bark!"
"Jerky!"
>>40758825
>You wouldn't be able to control them.
>> No. 40758827
File 142195281615.png - (58.32KB , 185x193 , Hello.png )
40758827
>And behind a random table, now covered in slightly-worn green felt, you know, that vintage bank stuff, there's this happy person

>The sign on the table, standing between various boxes and containers and random junk reads:
"Ye Aulde Gyft Shoppe*
must be 16 or older to buy, effects may vary, no guarantee's nor returns nor refunds, you take full responsibility whatsoever, you hereby state you understand that anything (literally) might happen and will press no charges, must posess a soul (own, one) to participate, no food stamps! "

>A cheerful tune plays from the speaker in the corner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLRrL9OsAF8

>It feels just like in that one elevator you got stuck in once

Last edited at Thu, Jan 22nd, 2015 11:54

>> No. 40758828
>>40758825
>You woldn't beale to get blood to flow through properly.
>> No. 40758829
>>40758826
>They'd potentially look cool.
>> No. 40758830
File 142195282980.gif - (804.23KB , 500x268 , Not every cat is agile.gif )
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>>40758825
>I mean, for sustained flight, they would have to be over 20 feet wide, and you'd have to either have lowered bone density, or just be really thin except for your wing muscles.
>>40758823
>Hey!
>> No. 40758831
File 142195286033.jpg - (129.58KB , 850x1201 , sample-6c08e5456e946c9c8cac54b3b55ba609.jpg )
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>>40758826
Izn't jerky bad for dogs>
>> No. 40758832
File 142195287421.jpg - (26.60KB , 500x625 , tumblr_lfbnqm7JfP1qgtwwto1_500.jpg )
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>>40758830
>>40758828
>THey'd probably look mighty cool though

>>40758827
>> No. 40758833
File 142195292488.jpg - (288.86KB , 669x1000 , SAVED.jpg )
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>>40758827
Ohhh, Raggedy Raggedy Raggedy, always trying to rip people off hmm?
>> No. 40758834
File 142195292999.jpg - (16.87KB , 236x236 , it's going up my what.jpg )
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>>40758827
"..."
There's a very curious Hylian looking at the table.
"Uh, Hi, Raggedy."
>>40758831
"... Aroo?"
"... Noooo?"
>> No. 40758835
File 142195293201.png - (327.55KB , 757x1053 , I'm cute!.png )
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>>40758826
"Hello doggie!" she giggles, softly brushing your head.

>>40758827
Lookie, it's Dumb and Dumber!

"Oooo, bet this'll be cool!"
"Hi Aunty! Whatcha' got there?"
>> No. 40758836
File 142195293502.png - (107.40KB , 395x395 , honk honk_safe.png )
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>>40758818
Hehe.

You gotta admit, it is and option.

>>40758819
I know you're not a chair. You are still quite comfortable. What's up?
>> No. 40758837
File 142195303640.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758836
"It is if I'm one of those overzealous tumblrites.

Do I look like I surf Tumblr?"
>>40758835
"Bark! Arooo?"
"Hi! Got any treats?"
>> No. 40758838
File 142195311363.jpg - (782.04KB , 1200x938 , boobie window.jpg )
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>>40758834
...Well awright.

>Ryan goes off to get him some jerky

>>40758836
Nooot a whole lot. Took Val on a nice date last night. ate some candy, played some video games.
>> No. 40758839
File 142195315451.gif - (21.38KB , 225x225 , tumblr_m1aqrmDMtg1r9an5to1_250.gif )
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>>40758832
>no food stamps / must own a soul

>>40758833
You have no proof. Also, is that a way to talk to your dear ol' mum? Tut tut!

>>40758834
Goodafternoon, Hero.

>>40758835
Horrors, terrors, used semi-magical goods, car accidents in waiting, half a muffin, miniature antiverse that may or may not be real, 50% off curses, and a very distressed stuffed crab.
>> No. 40758840
File 142195318611.png - (55.61KB , 180x300 , char_rin.png )
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>>40758839
>> No. 40758841
File 142195320654.jpg - (94.92KB , 626x800 , pizza.jpg )
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>>40758837
"Sure!" she giggles, before sitting a doggy biscuit on your nose.

>>40758839
Blink blink blink.

"...Semi-magical goods sound neat."
>> No. 40758842
File 142195321514.png - (594.87KB , 1050x513 , oh look~_safe.png )
40758842
>>40758837
Yes.

Voraciously.

>>40758838
Oooh, awesome! Had fun?

>>40758835
Mandy and Amanda! Hello~!

>>40758827
>Teton approaches.

>Then grabs Raggedy's face.
Y o u .
>> No. 40758843
File 142195330561.png - (250.12KB , 500x508 , Bang.png )
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>>40758839
You're my mom? You need to give me money for college then.

>>40758842
Mmhmm~ It was great. Nice and relaxing. Made my favorite noms.
>> No. 40758844
File 142195331480.jpg - (182.56KB , 533x636 , Link_Face_by_Kenity.jpg )
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>>40758838
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
Jerky! Jerky! Jerky!"
1d2 = 2
>>40758841
It levitates in front of his face.
He noms it. Loudly.
>>40758839
"... Why do people call me that?"
>>40758842
" I'm a wizard, Teton. I don't need the internet."
>> No. 40758845
File 142195337413.jpg - (118.32KB , 600x900 , 1420571394471.jpg )
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>>40758844
Can ya siiit for it?
>> No. 40758846
File 142195338259.png - (650.87KB , 1200x828 , wanna lick something sweet.png )
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>>40758843
Awesome~

>>40758844
You're not a wizard until you're 30 and still a virgin.
>> No. 40758847
File 142195344993.jpg - (130.36KB , 640x360 , 1417580544815.jpg )
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>>40758846
Mhmm~

Tell me how you have been though. How's life and such?
>> No. 40758848
File 142195349123.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
40758848
>>40758846
"...
I don't get this."
>>40758845
The dog immediately sits down.
"Jerky! Jerky! Jerky!"
>> No. 40758849
File 142195349576.jpg - (24.95KB , 762x405 , GRIN.jpg )
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>>40758842
Double imp cuddles occur!

>>40758844
"...You're so cute."
>> No. 40758850
File 142195353770.jpg - (174.89KB , 500x941 , 1420870526941.jpg )
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>>40758848
He chuckles, giving him the treat!
>> No. 40758851
File 142195358565.png - (445.92KB , 866x551 , Mandy cosplaying Ammie with best auntie.png )
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>>40758847
I'm pretty well, thank you. In this little lull of inactivity. It's nice.

>>40758848
Hehe! Maybe that's better.

>>40758849
Wee!

>She huggles them back with her wings and arms.
How are you two lovelies doing?
>> No. 40758852
File 142195363008.jpg - (770.15KB , 3840x1600 , 1415805082500.jpg )
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>>40758851
Why not go do something then? Like. Burn some things.
>> No. 40758853
File 142195364560.jpg - (72.69KB , 600x461 , Dancing!.jpg )
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>>40758851
"Pretty good."
"How's the big lovely doing?"
>> No. 40758854
File 142195364339.jpg - (883.18KB , 2186x2646 , SQUIRREL.jpg )
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>>40758849
The dog was too busy absolutely destroying the biscuit to answer the bunny.
>>40758850
"BARK!"
"JERKY!"
The jerky stays floating in midair while the dog was tearing through it.
>>40758851
"...
So do you have any actual, helpful tips?"
>> No. 40758855
File 142195369733.jpg - (369.25KB , 1280x695 , stalk.jpg )
40758855
> Someone called.
>> No. 40758857
File 142195372404.jpg - (3.02MB , 2000x2700 , 583a78fc4a938f197caa005fdbf3fa98.jpg )
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>>40758854
Mmmmhmm...right....
>> No. 40758858
File 142195373769.jpg - (6.65KB , 143x142 , 345435646.jpg )
40758858
>The song slooowly wriggles into your mings. Roll for mind-resistance or hear it for the next 2d8+1 = 13 hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLRrL9OsAF8


>>40758840
>do you have a licence?

>>40758841
30 to 70 chance of a horrible debilitating side effect with every purchase! Might cause birth defects and/or 100 year magical sleep and/or poisoned barbed vines.

>>40758842
A-ha! This time I HAVE a licence, officer!
>The stitched accident waves a pizza coupon

>>40758843
No I don't! You'll go to one in Germany, Europe. They're free there. Start packing!

>>40758844
Horrible twist of fate slash slash porn slash big WANTED posters for someone from your country with similar yet mispronounced name?
>> No. 40758859
File 142195378946.png - (99.74KB , 568x444 , Colon 3.png )
40758859
>>40758854
"Good boy!" she giggles and pets your head.

>>40758858
"...Okay, that doesn't sound anywhere near as cool."
"Why would you even sell those?"
>> No. 40758860
File 142195381903.jpg - (216.55KB , 855x1280 , 141965209638.jpg )
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>>40758858
>Roll a what? D: What exactly is it tha I roll?

I already went mom. You gotta pay
>> No. 40758861
File 142195389249.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
40758861
>>40758857
Eventually, he was done.
"Bark!"
"I like you! You're nice!"
>>40758858
"... I'm not gonna ask. What do you have for sale?"
>>40758859
"Bark!"
"I'm a good boy!"
>> No. 40758862
File 142195396979.jpg - (717.89KB , 844x1197 , 2db07a38233900241976183443329abf.jpg )
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>>40758861
Juast cause ah got ya a treat?

>He gave a chuckle, petting his head
>> No. 40758863
File 142195401490.png - (319.91KB , 500x500 , ask_mistress.png )
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>>40758852
Hmm... You know what? Sounds good. Wanna make it a date?

>Wink!

>>40758853
Big? Oh, come on, don't tell me I gained weight again.

>>40758854
Trust people. It's the better alternative.

>>40758855
>Really?

>>40758858
...Oh. In this case, I'll only take a standard fee.

>SUDDEN FRENCH KISS
>> No. 40758864
File 142195402931.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
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>>40758862
"Bark!"
"A lot of people got me treats!"
>> No. 40758865
File 142195407320.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758863
"... Gee. If only I thought about it myself."
>> No. 40758866
File 142195412331.jpg - (8.07KB , 169x234 , 56367658.jpg )
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>>40758859
...yeahhh that's why I'm selling those off with a 25% discount. But hey! Only 30 to 70 chance, right? Like, what are the odds?

>>40758860
>Nobody knows! Just roll a d20 and see what happens if you roll a tiny number!

Did you wash behind the ears? What were your grades? Where's your report card! You didn't get an F from chemistry again, did you?

>>40758861
....how old are you again?

>>40758863
. . .
Bwralfjasfjaskhwhfwia-squeak!-!
>Oh hey! This one came with a prize! You have something in your mouth now!
It's a lavender mothball. Better spit it out.
>> No. 40758867
File 142195413839.png - (380.26KB , 1280x954 , operator.png )
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>>40758863
> I think so. Pretty sure someone did.

> Maybe I'm losing it.
>> No. 40758868
File 142195419199.jpg - (84.00KB , 993x805 , Could you not be a faggot until I finish my cup of coffee.jpg )
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>>40758866
"I turn eighteen in less than a month." he bluntly said.
>> No. 40758869
File 142195420470.jpg - (102.60KB , 721x1024 , 10 out of 10 would fuck on the beach.jpg )
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>>40758863
I thought you already had a woman..colt...thiiing...

....no thank you. We can make it a hanging out friendly fun thing.

>>40758864
Well you are a good dog and all.

>>40758866
>1d20 = 12

Yes. I do. They're alll A's! I have one right here, and nope! No F this time.

>Ary holds out the report card
>> No. 40758870
File 142195425077.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
40758870
>>40758869
"Arooo?"
"I'm a good boy?"
>> No. 40758871
File 142195429572.jpg - (119.22KB , 941x672 , bc5e4e51236b53cb093ded3c947dd191.jpg )
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>>40758870
Yes you are.
>> No. 40758872
File 142195433009.png - (380.17KB , 779x749 , wee~!.png )
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>>40758865
Thankfully you have me!

>>40758866
>She spit it out in her hand and hid in her pocket.
Trying to bribe me again, miss~?

>>40758867
>I know I didn't, but welcome nevertheless.

>>40758869
That was the joke. Let's burn things~!
>> No. 40758873
File 142195440325.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
40758873
>>40758871
"Woooof!"
"You're a good boy, too!"
>>40758872
He sighs and chuckles.
"Well, you cheered me up. There's that."
>> No. 40758874
File 142195441643.jpg - (407.75KB , 675x1024 , rappel.jpg )
40758874
>>40758872
> Hallo.

> So you didn't ask for Vindicate?
>> No. 40758875
File 142195442985.jpg - (29.22KB , 398x357 , 36547576.jpg )
40758875
>the horrible tune keeeeeeeeeeeeeps playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLRrL9OsAF8

>>40758868
Huh. Lookit the time go. Just a few weeks and you'll be old enough to sacrifice to the great Death Worm that lives under Canterlot as per the customs of the local nobles.
>Pokerface

>>40758869
. . .
>Checks it carefully
>What's onnit?

>You roll 12 and survive to live another day! For now.

>>40758872
I swear officer! It got there by chance! I have no idea why there were 15 people dead in the freezer last week!
>> No. 40758876
>I've got about 3 hours of slow RP before I have to get going and will be mostly gone for the weekend.

>Anybody want some RP?
>> No. 40758877
File 142195449811.png - (105.44KB , 610x592 , I dunno, lol.png )
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>>40758875
He blinks, before shrugging.
"For the greater good.
Whatcha sellin'?"
>> No. 40758878
File 142195452342.png - (742.84KB , 1500x1100 , I wish something fun happened already.png )
40758878
>>40758874
>Well, Teton did say she was waiting for her, but I didn't explicitly call you.

>>40758875
And why they had buttons for eyes, hmm?
>> No. 40758879
File 142195458731.jpg - (77.93KB , 600x795 , 012f0f6cd157debdddab534bd7548f08.jpg )
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>>40758872
What what is it we should burn? I was thinking a tree...or we go to burning man.

>>40758873
Ah'm a human though.

>>40758875
>Something so important. Something so crazy and insane and off putting. Something that will chill Raggedy down to her very stuffing. Something that may indeed bring forth doom and nothing but hell for the plushie. Wha tread was.

the game
>> No. 40758880
>>40758875
>Also, if Link was already prosecuted and banished, why would he still be wanted?
>> No. 40758881
File 142195463916.jpg - (286.68KB , 1600x1200 , What do you mean we're going to the vet.jpg )
40758881
>>40758879
"...Aroooo?"
"Humans can't be boys?"
>> No. 40758882
>BRB walking dege
>> No. 40758883
File 142195465331.png - (65.67KB , 312x243 , hands up!.png )
40758883
>>40758879
How about a giant wicker pony filled with living sacrifices?
>> No. 40758885
File 142195470667.jpg - (427.05KB , 724x1024 , carbine.jpg )
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>>40758878
> Ah, fair enough.

> Well, let me know if you want her, then. I shall be lurking.
>> No. 40758886
File 142195481332.png - (650.87KB , 1200x828 , wanna lick something sweet.png )
40758886
>>40758873
Yippie~!

It was my intention. World after looks better when you smile.

Even if the smile is fake.

>>40758885
>We could finally have Teton and Vi go to Java Chip's "daughter".
>> No. 40758887
File 142195488799.png - (2.00MB , 5000x4069 , 10.png )
40758887
>>40758886
> Been wondering when you'd bring that up!

> Let's do it!
>> No. 40758888
File 142195489532.jpg - (44.66KB , 675x796 , 3253245263.jpg )
40758888
>>40758877
>>40758880
Horrors, terrors, used semi-magical goods, car accidents in waiting, half a muffin, miniature antiverse that may or may not be real, 50% off curses, and a very distressed stuffed crab.
>Holds up a snowglobe
Like, this thing here?
>shakes
>shakeshakeshake
>Oh look! snow inside is falling!
It makes snow fall!

>And no idea! You'd have to ax Celly! Maybe I'm just fucking with Links' head? :D

>>40758878
Horrible unspeakable freak accident with a sewing machine?

>>40758879
....................
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> No. 40758889
File 142195499874.jpg - (20.40KB , 189x313 , dude, No_ Just___No_.jpg )
40758889
>>40758886
He smiles.
"Well, I guess I COULD try not to be paranoid over the next girl I talk to."
>>40758888
"... That's a snowglobe. We have those back home. I think Uncle collected them."
>> No. 40758890
File 142195505286.jpg - (2.33KB , 122x76 , 423523532.jpg )
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>>40758889
....look outside, dummy.
>She points at the nearest window

>If you look outside you'll notice thick white flakes falling on the other side of the glass
>> No. 40758891
File 142195510406.jpg - (84.00KB , 993x805 , Could you not be a faggot until I finish my cup of coffee.jpg )
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>>40758890
"Try again when it's spring.

Anything else? Lamp oil, rope, bombs?"
>> No. 40758892
File 142195517929.png - (111.80KB , 271x310 , Christmas!.png )
40758892
>>40758887
>And I was wondering when you will!

>Teton's in the Bar.

>>40758888
...Seems legit.

>>40758889
Do your best! There's a cute plantgirl around, you know~
>> No. 40758893
File 142195521963.jpg - (23.98KB , 382x375 , Wat.jpg )
40758893
>>40758892
"... Teton, I'm a pyromancer. I shoot fire out of my hooves for a living."
>> No. 40758894
File 142195529041.jpg - (8.15KB , 239x204 , 234322353.jpg )
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>>40758891
....
>she quickly puts the snowglobe with the little house outside a field away, and pulls out a globe with a tiny house interior and shakes it and...

>...there are thick white flakes now falling down on her
What now?

>>40758892
So, what does a bar like you do in a girl like this?
>> No. 40758895
File 142195529229.png - (400.38KB , 424x448 , even moar than even moar hoofbeat!.png )
40758895
>>40758893
See? You'd be super effective.
>> No. 40758896
File 142195532374.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
40758896
>Alright, I'mma back and feeling better.
>> No. 40758897
File 142195533421.png - (341.81KB , 1170x1024 , Photo Dec 17, 4 02 33 PM.png )
40758897
>>40758892
> Vi, currently all healed up, was there, drinking a drink called loneliness. But it's better than drinking alone.

> Wait, she's doing that too.
>> No. 40758899
File 142195536541.png - (105.44KB , 610x592 , I dunno, lol.png )
40758899
>>40758894
"... Okay, that IS pretty cool."
>>40758895
"... Noooo thank you, Teton."
>> No. 40758900
File 142195547805.png - (379.13KB , 399x529 , hoofbeat!.png )
40758900
>>40758894
Lot of fun fun stuff that can't be posted before all the children go to sleep.

>>40758896
>TACKLEHUG

>>40758897
Vindicate! I was waiting for you.

>>40758899
Hee hee.

So! What's up?
>> No. 40758901
File 142195553288.jpg - (38.48KB , 600x340 , try to remember.jpg )
40758901
>>40758900
Kept ya waiting, huh?

What's up, Double-T?
>> No. 40758902
File 142195553721.png - (327.55KB , 757x1053 , I'm cute!.png )
40758902
>>40758863
"...Huh?"
"No, you're just taller than us."

>>40758866
"Hmm."
"Y'know what? Sure, why not. What've you got?"
>> No. 40758903
File 142195554033.jpg - (23.98KB , 382x375 , Wat.jpg )
40758903
>>40758900
"Horribly bored. Did a favor for my teacher lately."
>> No. 40758904
File 142195563233.gif - (3.20MB , 400x225 , Got the moves like that one guy.gif )
40758904
>>40758881
Mmmm...they can I guess yeah

>>40758883
In shape of Celestia?

>>40758888
>Ary then dances out of the bar like pic
>> No. 40758905
File 142195563688.jpg - (12.65KB , 322x407 , 32523523.jpg )
40758905
>>40758899
>You didn't check the snowflakes? GOOD. You survive to live another day!

Now, what did you ask for? I got a Rope of Unbinding, non-flammable oil, and Bob-ombs! ...except you need a licence probably because explosives.

>>40758900
You'll catch a cold not wearing underwear you know!

>Due to reasons there's probably-snowflakes from a faulty snowglobe falling on her head now

>>40758902
....how old are you again? And no age-summing! Each of you!
>Due to reasons there's probably-snowflakes from a faulty snowglobe falling on her head now
>> No. 40758906
>>40758904
....YOU'RE GROUNDEEEEEEEEEEEED!
>> No. 40758907
File 142195571102.jpg - (14.12KB , 500x500 , the wend weker.jpg )
40758907
>>40758905
"... I'll pass. Got any wands, like last time?"
>>40758904
"Bark!"
"Then you're a good boy!"
>> No. 40758908
File 142195580122.jpg - (170.15KB , 976x1000 , 363622__oc_solo_suggestive_blushing_sketch_monochrome_wheely%252Bbopper_artist-colon-%2525E2%252.jpg )
40758908
>Yo!
>> No. 40758909
File 142195581820.png - (287.64KB , 653x900 , I think I have a problem.png )
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>>40758901
Things. Let's visit late Java Chip's shop, shall we?

>>40758902
Ooooh.

Yay!

So what's up, girls? Did something fun lately?

>>40758903
Oh? What favour?

>>40758904
No, Cadance.

>>40758905
Oh, I'm resistant to cold due to being this hot!

But you should wear a scarf.

>Teton wrapped a scarf around Raggedy's neck.

>Wait. That's not a scarf. That's a stocking.

>Recently used.
>> No. 40758910
File 142195585122.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40758910
>>40758908

>Hi there.
>> No. 40758911
File 142195588125.jpg - (23.98KB , 382x375 , Wat.jpg )
40758911
>>40758909
"Put a few sigils around his home. Damn adventurers keep trying to get inside."
>> No. 40758912
>>40758910

>What's up, Metroid?
>> No. 40758913
File 142195594178.jpg - (89.92KB , 400x569 , I don't suit dresses.jpg )
40758913
>>40758912

>Nothing really. Been feeling bleh for most of the day.
>> No. 40758914
File 142195599409.jpg - (344.92KB , 510x1200 , 1402276057290.jpg )
40758914
>>40758905
>>40758905
"Physically or mentally?"

>>40758909
"Built an underwater palace."
"Living as a mermaid is surprisingly fun."
>> No. 40758915
File 142195605378.png - (379.13KB , 399x529 , hoofbeat!.png )
40758915
>>40758911
Ah, pesky things, they are.

Unless they are kobold adventurers.

>>40758914
...Oh wow.

Really? Can I see it!?
>> No. 40758916
>>40758913

>That was me yesterday, and most of last week.

>Hugs you.
>> No. 40758917
File 142195614401.jpg - (963.10KB , 2000x2822 , I get the feeling this is an edit.jpg )
40758917
>>40758916

>*Hug*
>> No. 40758918
File 142195617566.jpg - (23.98KB , 382x375 , Wat.jpg )
40758918
>>40758915
He shrugs.
"Most of them hear 'Lich' and think 'Oh boy! Treasure!' instead of 'Oh shit! Lich!'."
>> No. 40758919
File 142195617939.png - (327.55KB , 757x1053 , I'm cute!.png )
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>>40758915
"If you'd like."
"You'll need scuba gear though."
>> No. 40758920
File 142195618666.png - (912.47KB , 1280x837 , give it up (vi).png )
40758920
>>40758909
That place even still standing?

> She shrugs, and nods, grabbing her baton and service pistol from the bin.
Arright, time to go ruin some poor filly's day.
>> No. 40758921
>>40758917

>The proportians of that pic O.o

>It's not even human anymore.
>> No. 40758922
File 142195629825.jpg - (6.25KB , 138x122 , 4325436.jpg )
40758922
>And it keeeeeeeeeeeeps playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLRrL9OsAF8

>>40758907
>>40758907
Absolutely!
>Pulls out a box of what looks like sticks and TV earials and pulls shuffles through the contents
Cursed Wand of Red Fear! Wand of Charming Flames! Awkward Wand of ...Dysfunction in Places! Wand of Animate Broom, Wand of De-Clucking, Wand of ...um... label fell off so it's a random, aaand a Wand of Personal Lightning Summoning.

>>40758909
>It's soapflakes-snow

...you know, there's a part of me that wants to ask how do you wear those if you have hooves...
>She grabs your arm and hugs it
...but the rest of me? The rest of me wants to ask, if that's a scaft, what will the hat be?

>>40758914
Legally.

>...it's soap-snowflakes.
>> No. 40758923
File 142195631458.jpg - (670.49KB , 1307x1882 , Lovehate.jpg )
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>>40758921

>Camera angle.
>> No. 40758924
File 142195631985.png - (876.68KB , 2675x2009 , VECTOR SIGMA.png )
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>>40758918
Yes, but kobold adventurers are ungodly cute.

>>40758919
I... don't have scuba gear.

>>40758920
I have no idea! I was waiting for you. Tardis or your car? Maybe your car this time.
>> No. 40758925
File 142195635494.png - (2.06KB , 146x217 , Johnlink.png )
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>>40758922
"... Red fear? Personal Lightning?"
>> No. 40758926
File 142195642499.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758924
"It's nearly impossible to find a trap they won't tear apart."
>> No. 40758928
File 142195645379.jpg - (69.14KB , 425x600 , 139318742522.jpg )
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>>40758906
Can't ground what can fly!

>>40758907
Ah can deal with that.

>>40758909
But I like Cadance more then Celestia..
>> No. 40758929
File 142195646688.png - (57.55KB , 355x535 , fuck yo shit.png )
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>>40758922
How? Very carefully.

>She nuzzled the scary stitchy strumpet with a grin.
Be nice and I'll show youuuu~

>>40758926
And make an even better one!
>> No. 40758930
>>40758923

>That's what they all say.
>> No. 40758931
File 142195656690.png - (151.74KB , 500x600 , Well, if you wanna that bad.png )
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>>40758930

>Art style?
>> No. 40758932
File 142195657526.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
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>>40758928
"Bark bark!"
"Cool pointy stick!"
>>40758929
"They only do it if a dragon tells them to.

Sadly, my teacher is a Lich, not a dragon."
>> No. 40758934
File 142195663103.jpg - (147.70KB , 613x856 , Photo Dec 17, 3 59 31 PM.jpg )
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>>40758924
I have a bike, actually, but I think you'll fit just fine.
> With a suppressed yawn, Vindicate crosses the threshold of the bar, and begins to lead the way to a nearby parking garage.

> Why she didn't just park in the parking lot is beyond me.

Any new word on these Watchdogs guys?
>> No. 40758935
File 142195668157.jpg - (5.68KB , 150x117 , 4536547657.jpg )
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>>40758925
That's what the label says! Want to know more?
>She shakes a box labelled "Identi-fycation Scrolls, Syngle Usee, 50bits pce"

>>40758929
>>40758929
Ha! Define nice!
...

>She pulls you closer and looks in your eyes
So.

Here's a solid question for you. Don't lie!
...did youuuuuuu.....
>Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
frickfrack with Varmus yet?
>> No. 40758936
>>40758931

>No, art style does matter. A lot.

>Lovin these pics, by the way.
>> No. 40758938
File 142195673198.png - (74.56KB , 337x340 , srsly.png )
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>>40758932
Be smart and hire them for money.

>>40758934
Not really, no. I had other things on my mind, so couldn't really pursue this.

>>40758935
...Hehehe answer for this one won't be cheap~
>> No. 40758939
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>>40758935
"... Why the hell not, I got cash to spare."
He handed her a 50 bits bill.
>>40758938
"Same as Goblins. It's all good until they realize they can make more by backstabbing you."
>> No. 40758940
File 142195679608.jpg - (94.18KB , 499x1024 , Don't dare you fucker.jpg )
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>>40758936

>I don't even know.
>> No. 40758941
>>40758940

>I don't even know who that character is and where she's from.

>Is it Code Geass?
>> No. 40758942
File 142195688108.png - (131.80KB , 736x867 , it goes where.png )
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>>40758939
You have ugly preconceptions about kobolds. They're awesome, smart and with amazing work ethics.
>> No. 40758943
File 142195690246.png - (660.92KB , 640x960 , Nurser.png )
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>>40758941

>Yeah, Kallen.
>> No. 40758944
File 142195694553.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758942
"I worked with Kobolds before.

I think I side with the gnomes on this one."
>> No. 40758945
>>40758943

>I've only ever seen Code MENT. That's how I recognised her.
>> No. 40758946
File 142195695923.jpg - (130.36KB , 640x360 , 1417580544815.jpg )
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>>40758932
Pointy stick?

>He has no weapons visible!

>>40758938
>
>>40758928


>>40758943
><Pets>
>> No. 40758947
File 142195699570.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
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>>40758946
"Bark!"
"I can smell pointy sticks on you!"
>> No. 40758948
File 142195700231.jpg - (90.62KB , 400x571 , 45745758.jpg )
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>>40758938
>Wiggles eyebrows
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?

>>40758939
Here you go!
>She hands you a sealed scroll

>On what do you use your 1charge Identification Scroll?
>> No. 40758949
File 142195701573.jpg - (25.88KB , 400x294 , bike.jpg )
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>>40758938
Hm.

> It's a nippy, cloudy afternoon out - Vindicate has had the foresight to bring a sweater, but even she takes care to avoid the scattered ice patches on the sidewalk and in the garage. Her bike, a simple matte black police model with the blue and red lights folded in, stands ready and with two helmets stored aboard. As she straps in and assists you in getting secured, she explains a few more things.

I pulled a couple of strings here and there, but Tradewinds kind of distracted me here and there. I managed to find out the group's not official, at least. No government or social backing.
>> No. 40758950
File 142195702700.jpg - (102.60KB , 721x1024 , 10 out of 10 would fuck on the beach.jpg )
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>>40758947
Ah'm not sure what you're talking about...
>> No. 40758951
File 142195702792.jpg - (98.13KB , 639x901 , marriage; for adult only.jpg )
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>>40758945

>Heh. That was pretty funny.

>>40758946

>Lotse is not a pet!
>> No. 40758952
>>40758951

>"Jesus H. Christmas, Kallen! We were supposed to score some drugs, not kill the feds!"
>> No. 40758953
>>40758948
Lightning summoning, please!
>>40758950
"... Aroooo."
"Nevermind."
>> No. 40758954
File 142195714966.gif - (379.18KB , 299x182 , Fuck yo shit.gif )
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>>40758952

>Yyyyup.
>> No. 40758955
File 142195719455.jpg - (3.02MB , 2000x2700 , 583a78fc4a938f197caa005fdbf3fa98.jpg )
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>>40758951
>but I wanna D:

>>40758953
Well awright...
>> No. 40758956
>>40758954

>"Laser arm!"

>"Team Deathmatch!"


>God, I like Kallen in Code MENT
>> No. 40758957
File 142195724537.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
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>>40758955
"... Woof?"
"Wanna play fetch?"
>> No. 40758958
File 142195724603.png - (57.55KB , 355x535 , fuck yo shit.png )
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>>40758944
Uh, lots of bad blood between them.

>>40758928
>>40758946
>Sorry!

Yeah, but it's a cultural thing. Cadance is love which is fertility, so wicker pony burning. Celestia is sun, so you close them in a bronze pony statue and leave in the sun.

And Luna's sacrifices are via drowning.

>>40758948
$25.95, dearie.

>>40758949
I'd be very surprised if there was any, dearie. Blowhard and Celestia keep close ties, though you are not supposed to know that.

>She put the helmet on somehow, despite her horn.
Shall we?
>> No. 40758959
File 142195728868.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758958
"I know.

But while Gnomes are a pain to work with, they won't double-cross you."
>> No. 40758960
File 142195729971.jpg - (62.66KB , 360x640 , Hunh.jpg )
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>>40758956

>I ought to watch Geass again.
>Or maybe something else. I dunno.

>>40758955

>Doooon't!
>> No. 40758961
File 142195732789.jpg - (9.55KB , 170x161 , 4534536547.jpg )
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>>40758953
>You break the seal and get a scroll with a short description of the wand!

>Personal Lightning Summon Wand, 2d10 = 17 charges
>Summons a bolt of lightning on the person that uses it, like a lightning rod! Works inside buildings. Great for comedy effects and/or very flashy suicides!

>>40758958
...that's anticlimatic.
>Exhales and produces a wallet and pulls out a 20$, 5$, 50c, 2x20c, and a bunch of pennies amounting to 5c.

Here you go!
>> No. 40758963
File 142195735815.png - (278.85KB , 543x349 , lazy_cut.png )
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>>40758959
They double-crossed me.

Team Kobold for life, fucker.
>> No. 40758964
File 142195736420.jpg - (69.14KB , 425x600 , 139318742522.jpg )
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>>40758957
Sure. Got anything I can use?

>>40758958
....man. you really thought of that. I was just thinking we can burn Celestia because she's the sun and the sun is always burning.

>>40758960
><Slooooooooooow pets>
>> No. 40758965
>>40758960

>I ought to watch Geass full stop. I think I started at one point...
>> No. 40758966
File 142195744026.png - (228.41KB , 543x677 , innocent, yeah right_cropped.png )
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>>40758961
The answer is yes, because Rarity.

>>40758964
I'm all up for overthinking things!

So, who are we going to burn?
>> No. 40758967
File 142195745297.jpg - (427.70KB , 697x1000 , Fuck yeah bitches.jpg )
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>>40758965

>First season is great, R2 is more mixed but the conclusion is fantastic.

>>40758964

>You're evil
>> No. 40758968
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>>40758961
"... This was used. Three times before."
>>40758963
"I bet you gave them the whole Dragon Blood speech?"
>>40758964
A ball flew to his hand!
>> No. 40758969
File 142195746056.jpg - (5.16MB , 2739x3883 , 730599__safe_solo_anthro_princess+celestia_clothes_traditional+art_smile_upvotes+galore_dress_lo.jpg )
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>>40758963
>I did the thing, I am back now, and ready for RP. SO! Celestia would have just entered the bar, and found herself a nice couch to lay on.
>> No. 40758971
>>40758967

>Hmm...
>> No. 40758972
File 142195756963.jpg - (3.02MB , 2000x2700 , 583a78fc4a938f197caa005fdbf3fa98.jpg )
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>>40758966
Lets just burn some orphans.

>>40758967
>We disused thsi!

>>40758968
....well dat works!

>Ryan walks outside and throws it far....really far.
>> No. 40758973
File 142195758788.jpg - (10.50KB , 234x170 , 5436467.jpg )
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>>40758966
...........did she record it and can I and Spines see?

>>40758968
..so?

>She gives you a look of pure innocence
>> No. 40758974
File 142195761631.png - (65.67KB , 312x243 , hands up!.png )
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>>40758968
Nope!

>>40758969
>Yay!

And here we can observe Celestius Hotbabeus in her natural habitat, lazily resting in her lair in search for prey.

>>40758972
Okay!

You know I'm serious, right~?
>> No. 40758975
File 142195763938.jpg - (337.83KB , 1052x818 , snow.jpg )
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>>40758958
I know that.
> Though she neglects to explain how. Instead, the blue and white mare slips on her helmet nice and tight, and turns the key, the raw noise of the engine rising to a none too gentle growl underneath them. Vi has to speak up a fair bit to be heard, especially with her helmet.

Still.
Do you know anything about that shootout last weekend?
>> No. 40758976
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>>40758974
You know Im not right~? I was just wanting to burn a tree.
>> No. 40758977
File 142195769554.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
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>>40758972
The dog bolts after it!
>End scene?
>>40758973
"... I think I'm gonna pass. Red Fear?"
Fifty more bits.
>>40758974
He rolls his eyes at her.
"... It's probably because I'm more into laws than the Kobolds."
>> No. 40758978
File 142195770380.jpg - (175.94KB , 850x1212 , Bunny.jpg )
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>>40758972

>You're diabolical!

>>40758971

>There's way too much fanservice too.
>> No. 40758979
File 142195770832.png - (67.12KB , 468x478 , Celestia blah.png )
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>>40758974
"Yep! That's me. Searching for my prey." She just laid on the couch as she was.
>> No. 40758980
>>40758978

>I caught as much from a few moments in MENT
>> No. 40758981
File 142195792209.png - (66.35KB , 234x261 , 1417364167045.png )
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>>40758978
>Whatcha gonna do about it?
>> No. 40758982
File 142195794075.jpg - (10.72KB , 212x233 , 45554232.jpg )
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>>40758977
>You pay 50 and unfold another scroll and...

>Casts "Paranoid Fear of Communism & Communists on target, lasting for 3d12 = 11 hours. 2d10+3 = 14 charges

>>40758974
>>40758969
....you couuuuuuld dress her up in that Star Wars bikini costume. You know which one. That always attracts attention!
>> No. 40758983
File 142195795289.png - (156.15KB , 451x287 , hairbun.png )
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>>40758973
That is something you'll have to ask her yourself!

>>40758975
I know it happened and main culprit slash victim was one Gray Dawn, mare with once close affilliations to Team Donut Bar, later retired to a more normal life and career, now back after her husband, Sigmund Imago, of TDB, went MIA and presumed KIA. Seems connected, non?

>>40758976
Party-pooper.

>Wink!

Let's burn some Everfree! I know where Timberwolves are.

>>40758977
Are you kidding? They're Lawful.

>>40758979
Wonderful.

>Teton sat next to her and playfully rufffled up her ethereal mane.
What's up?
>> No. 40758984
File 142195801993.jpg - (507.33KB , 850x937 , Angel Face.jpg )
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>>40758983
I don't wanna burn animals. :I
>> No. 40758985
File 142195804593.png - (411.29KB , 650x562 , like the corsetto.png )
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>>40758982
Chain included?

>>40758984
They're made of wood.
>> No. 40758986
File 142195805826.png - (562.05KB , 640x960 , Ace in the hole.png )
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>>40758980

>What's up?

>>40758981

>Murdur you.
>> No. 40758987
File 142195806049.jpg - (27.92KB , 438x454 , meh.jpg )
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>>40758982
"... What's a communism?"
>>40758983
"Lawful Evil. I'm Lawful Neutral."
>> No. 40758988
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>>40758983
"The 1% of Equestria complaining they're not getting paid enough."
>> No. 40758989
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>>40758985
They're still animals. Lets just burn like. A tree. TREEEE A big wodden pillar with green mushroomy top.

>>40758986
>DO IT FGGT
>> No. 40758990
File 142195817470.jpg - (4.87KB , 117x118 , 3555654653.jpg )
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>>40758983
...what are the odds she'll shoot me?

Wait, scratch that, what are the odds that she knows that I'd like her shooting me while shouting in German?

>>40758985
Why of course! What do you think I am, a barbarian?

>>40758987
Ask Miss Scars~

>>40758989
Nooooooooooo don't burn Fluttershy!
>> No. 40758991
>>40758986

>Just relaxing, really.
>> No. 40758992
File 142195825276.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40758989

>*does*

>>40758991

>Ah, nice.
>I'm doing another Metroid 9% speed run.
>> No. 40758993
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>>40758983
> She either turns back towards you to gauge her surroundings before she backs out and rides off, or to give you a look that's not quite visible through her tinted visor.

I did not know that.

But...they busted the place open with a car, I heard. Doesn't sound like our cloak and dagger friends.
> With an earsplitting ROAR she pulls out of the parking garage and begins driving through the town, never quite speeding, but coming damn close, especially on less crowded roads.
>> No. 40758994
>>40758992
>NOT HARD ENOGH!
>> No. 40758995
File 142195830949.jpg - (213.39KB , 864x1280 , HUEHUEHUE.jpg )
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>>40758990
"... Got any, uh, generic ones? Maybe some I can recharge?"
>> No. 40758996
File 142195832387.png - (562.05KB , 640x960 , Ace in the hole.png )
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>>40758994

>What?
>> No. 40758997
>>40758992

>You and Metroid :3
>> No. 40758998
>>40758996
>Nothin :S
>> No. 40758999
File 142195839842.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
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>>40758997

>I've gotten good at these speed/challenge runs!
>> No. 40759000
File 142195840241.png - (650.87KB , 1200x828 , wanna lick something sweet.png )
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>>40758988
Execute them. Execute them all and display the bodies.

>>40758990
On a scale between potato and purple, about Eiffel tower.

And no, you're a noble savage witch doctor wise woman kind.

Only cuter.

>>40758993
Now you know! And I'd not scratch it out yet.

>>40758989
Okay, okay. Let's burn just some trees.

I'll even check for squirrells.
>> No. 40759001
File 142195841808.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40758998

>What's up, Bär?
>> No. 40759002
File 142195846177.png - (271.25KB , 1754x2500 , Celestia are you fucking serious Vector.png )
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>>40759000
"Seriously. I'm not a tyrant. Those kinds of jokes, or accusations to wear thin after to many years."
>> No. 40759003
>>40758999

>You are more hardcore a gamer than I will ever be.

>I just tried grinding in FF10 on PS3 and got bored after half an hour. You can't really get more casual than that without playing barbie.
>> No. 40759004
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>>40759000
Good girl.

>Ary pats her head

...say. How old are you?


>>40759001
>PLaying games! And RPing, And talking to you about tits.

>Not really that last part.
>She said getting a gas tank
>> No. 40759005
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>>40759003

>FF10 is just boring though. I'd be sick of grinding it for 20 minutes.

>>40759004

>...Riiiiiight.
>> No. 40759006
>>40759005
>That post got all mesed up :S
>> No. 40759007
File 142195863934.jpg - (94.18KB , 499x1024 , Don't dare you fucker.jpg )
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>>40759006

>O.O
>> No. 40759008
File 142195868149.gif - (27.99KB , 194x422 , tumblr_mylwwt6roW1r2lxu5o1_r1_400.gif )
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>>40758995
Iiiiiii think you need a normal shop for those.

>>40759000
...is this a thinly veiled suggestion I am to wear weird things and shake hollowed bones filled with dried peas to drumbeats?

>.>

<.<

>whispers
Remind me next halloween


>>40759002
............awwwwwwwwwwww. There went my bondage dungeon domina mental image.
>Said the stitched monster-person
>> No. 40759009
File 142195872825.png - (241.59KB , 853x445 , that's my fetish.png )
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>>40759004
This body's 578 years old.

>>40759008
>She whispers back:
>(pic)
>> No. 40759010
File 142195873675.gif - (24.77KB , 133x128 , Wonna na na!.gif )
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>>40759008
"Hmmm."
He suddenly snaps his fingers.
"... Would you get something specific for me if I paid extra?"
>> No. 40759011
>>40759007
>.....SOOO!

>>40759009
Ah. Older then me by quite a bit. I've got my bodys age reset a few times.

>She holds up a gas tank
>> No. 40759012
File 142195885891.jpg - (9.17KB , 277x229 , 62352662626.jpg )
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>>40759010
Nope! Too busy! Try Varmus! He'll only overcharge you twice instead the three-time-as-much ripoff you'll get in other places!

>>40759009
>Whispers
I saw a squirrel~
>> No. 40759013
File 142195886300.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40759011

>What now?
>> No. 40759014
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>>40759008
"Uh huh." She didn't really pay the stitched creature any mind.
>> No. 40759015
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>>40759000
> One has to strain to muster the volume needed to be heard over the engines when Vi is going full tilt. Speaking between bursts of traffic seems to work for her though.

I suppose you're right. Maybe we should do a little more digging on how they operate while we're here. I know this is supposed to just be a gesture of apology, but...
> She shrugs.
Well, you take what you can get, right?
>> No. 40759016
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>>40759012
"Noted. Thanks for the help.

What's the most useful thing you can offer?"
>>40759014
>Can I RP too?
>> No. 40759017
>>40759005

>It's levelling system is B.S.

>At least in the older games you can just button mash weak things. None of this sphere grid bullshit.
>> No. 40759018
>>40759013
>We do things?
>> No. 40759019
File 142195906306.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
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>>40759017

>Sphere grid is just tedious. Go for a linear level up system or a job system, but whatever you do don't take up more time than you're worth.

>>40759018

>What thiiiiiings?
>> No. 40759020
File 142195908581.png - (642.27KB , 610x740 , hu-uh.png )
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>>40759011
I like to think I look good for my age. So, how are we doing this? From the ground?

>>40759012
Did it go, cht cht cht?

>Teton went cht cht cht on Raggedy's ear.

>>40759015
But of course!

>Teton kept her wings tucked tight.

Also, mind that old mare on your first.
>> No. 40759021
>>40759016
>Go nuts.

>>40759020
>>40759002
>> No. 40759022
File 142195915019.jpg - (503.27KB , 974x1200 , 39172960_p35.jpg )
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>>40759014
...awwww. Cruel-cruel!

>>40759016
...uhh... honestly or ironically?

>>40759020
Ahaha... oy! My ear! My ear! Don't eat me! No eat meeeee! No es la eat le me!
>> No. 40759023
>>40759019

>Ech...
>> No. 40759024
File 142195923190.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
40759024
>>40759023

>I heard FF13 uses a similar system. Hopefully I can just mash x to win again.
>With my toes of course.
>> No. 40759025
File 142195923660.png - (757.56KB , 1400x1989 , wa ha haaah!.png )
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>>40759002
>>40759021
>Sorry!
Aww, don't take it personally. I don't accuse you!

Sorry.

>>40759022
>Bite! Pull pull pull.

But you're tasty!
>> No. 40759026
File 142195923763.jpg - (26.52KB , 445x428 , Hey how you doin'.jpg )
40759026
>>40759022
"... Honestly, please."
>>40759021
Well, this Earth Pony just appeared in a flash of obviously-magical flames!
>> No. 40759027
File 142195931549.jpg - (189.19KB , 1280x905 , image.jpg )
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>>40759020
I see'er.

> She glances to the side, her helmet following the motion - beneath her visor, one can make out what might appear to be the faintest glimmer of what appears to be sunlight.

Don't worry, I've been riding one of these since I was 18.
>> No. 40759028
File 142195946658.gif - (282.26KB , 200x350 , 1401127112147.gif )
40759028
>>40759025
.....ooor you're developing malignant tongue malformations that kill off your taste.
>Wriggles a bit


>>40759026
>She puts a can of WD40 on the table
WD40. That'll be 14 bits please.
>> No. 40759029
>>40759019
>I dunno! What are you upf rot?

>>40759020
Mmmhmm! It'll look awesome if it falls
>> No. 40759030
File 142195953688.png - (545.84KB , 1145x1200 , 790974__safe_solo_anthro_princess+celestia_doodle_artist-colon-marinakirby.png )
40759030
>>40759025
"It's alright. It's always alright." She said letting out a small sigh.

>>40759022
"Mhmm." She really didn't seem to paying attention to her at all.

>>40759026
"A little too flashy there, champ."
>> No. 40759031
File 142195956433.jpg - (175.94KB , 850x1212 , Bunny.jpg )
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>>40759029

>Anything really.
>> No. 40759032
File 142195958762.gif - (373.57KB , 160x200 , Alright fine.gif )
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>>40759028
"... What's this thing?"
>>40759030
Blink blink.
"... Well, sorry. Dunno any teleport spells which don't involve fire."
>> No. 40759033
>>40759024

>FF13 does have a slightly familiar system, but it doesn't have empty nodes or ability spheres, all you have to do it get XP and then move up.
>> No. 40759034
File 142195966293.jpg - (20.47KB , 247x227 , 54346757.jpg )
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>>40759030
S-so cruel!
>Whimpered the zombieesque thing

>>40759032
WD40. It's the most useful, non-sideeffecty thing i have that actually works.
>> No. 40759035
File 142195970266.png - (357.94KB , 500x690 , adventure.png )
40759035
>>40759034
"What does it do?"
>> No. 40759036
File 142195977830.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40759036
>>40759033

>So it could have been automated?
>> No. 40759037
File 142195983680.jpg - (102.60KB , 721x1024 , 10 out of 10 would fuck on the beach.jpg )
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>>40759031
>Annnnnythingggg?
>> No. 40759038
File 142195989373.png - (1.62MB , 1920x1280 , 692593__solo_nudity_anthro_solo+female_princess+celestia_questionable_breasts_ass_artist-colon-s.png )
40759038
>>40759032
"Really? That's the most basic one." She found this a little hard to believe.

>>40759034
"I've heard that so much, I don't even care anymore."
>> No. 40759039
File 142195995393.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
40759039
>>40759037

>Within reason.
>> No. 40759040
File 142195998732.gif - (1.77MB , 300x189 , Military science.gif )
40759040
>Lurking, and feeling pretty good despite being sick.
>> No. 40759041
File 142196003375.jpg - (8.15KB , 239x204 , 234322353.jpg )
40759041
>>40759035
It WD40s things!

...or you could read the label.
>It's a standard WD40 can, like those on the internet! That is, if Link can read US labels

>>40759038
...okay plan b.
>Cough
IgotsadiscountatVarmus'sshopwithTHINGS
>Coughcough
>> No. 40759042
File 142196005819.jpg - (23.98KB , 382x375 , Wat.jpg )
40759042
>>40759038
"Not when you're a pyromancer, your majesty. I mean, I Know how to do the usual teleportation spell, but I can't do it without the flames."
>> No. 40759043
File 142196007887.png - (280.97KB , 675x497 , Atryl's Luna_sm.png )
40759043
>>40759027
You can't expect me not to say a joke about liking something big and powerful between your legs now.

>>40759028
Hey, win-win!

>She let go and kissed her cheek.
So how's you and Spinesey?

>>40759029
Better if it lights up all the way to the top!

So, your Tardis or mine?

>>40759030
...Sorry, sweetie. I didn't mean to offend you.
>> No. 40759044
File 142196009585.jpg - (130.36KB , 640x360 , 1417580544815.jpg )
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>>40759039
>Then like. Lotse and Ary/Blackjack or a cat?

>>40759040
><lick
>> No. 40759045
File 142196010861.jpg - (84.39KB , 900x535 , Kelly Acquires A Pony-Made Cogitator.jpg )
40759045
>Greetings, Donut Bar.
>> No. 40759046
>>40759036

>You have to manually put the xp into getting more stats, but you can choose the order you get the stat boosts and spells, and post game can even choose which class gets the xp, so I wouldn't say so, no.
>> No. 40759047
File 142196014047.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
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>>40759044

>Sure.
>> No. 40759048a>
File
142196015054.gif - (299.52KB , 300x147 , Panda Roll.gif )
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>>40759045
>>40759044
>Hey nerds
>> No. 40759049
File 142196017907.png - (105.44KB , 610x592 , I dunno, lol.png )
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>>40759041
"..."
He hands her the can back.
"... Alright, something that won't cause me permanent damage and/or embarrassment?"
>> No. 40759050
>>40759046

>That's good then.
>> No. 40759051
File 142196026601.png - (363.90KB , 1280x1198 , 798954__anthro_monochrome_princess+celestia_suggestive_glasses_cleavage_question+mark_artist-col.png )
40759051
>>40759042
"Still too flashy sometimes." She said.
"But hey, whatever to get by, right?"

>>40759043
"I said it was okay, didn't I?"

>>40759041
"Congrats. Don't let me stop you from shopping."
>> No. 40759052
File 142196027762.jpg - (248.78KB , 986x810 , Imperial Steamroller 2_0.jpg )
40759052
>>40759048
>Hey Nightshade, how goes it?
>> No. 40759053
>>40759050

>It has a stupid 3d layout, though, that gives you no indication of how many points you need for the next thing.
>> No. 40759054
File 142196035378.jpg - (24.74KB , 377x386 , Hi there.jpg )
40759054
>>40759051
"Yep. I can also use fires to teleport. Kinda like that Harry Trotter thing."
>> No. 40759055
File 142196037300.png - (64.49KB , 320x308 , 1418880186823.png )
40759055
>>40759043
Yours! I feel like I never road yorus before.

>>40759045
>Hiya Em!

>>40759047
>So Ary! Lotse's best friend is in the bar, eating some pizza

>>40759048
>QwQ
>> No. 40759056
File 142196039848.gif - (141.49KB , 300x199 , Wrex laughing.gif )
40759056
>>40759052
>Doing alright, sick with a cold, but aside from that I'm fine.
>> No. 40759057
File 142196042477.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
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>>40759055

>Wow, that's a bit presumptuous.
Spare a slice for me?.
>> No. 40759058
File 142196043864.jpg - (21.87KB , 279x261 , 35647675.jpg )
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>>40759043
My stitches ripped a few times but I'm all good now!

You? As in, do you have someone now~?


>>40759049
.........
Uh..

WD40?
People even use it for flu, I kid you not


>>40759051
Hmpf!

>.>

<.<

Blblblblblblblblblb!l
>The zombiegirlplushthing blows you a raspberry!
>> No. 40759059
File 142196045662.gif - (1.74MB , 198x359 , It is almost not possible to give less fucks than this.gif )
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>>40759055
>licks
>What's up?
>> No. 40759060
File 142196047990.gif - (862.72KB , 500x281 , The Imperium In A Nutshell.gif )
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>>40759055
>Hey Dom! How's it going?

>>40759056
>Well here's to you getting better soon then.
>> No. 40759061
File 142196052850.png - (332.26KB , 980x1500 , skimpy lingerie is magic.png )
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>>40759051
Yeah, it's what your words said, but your tone said something else.

>She frowned and kneeled on the floor, looking at Tia's face.
How can I make it up to you?

>>40759055
Awesome! Come on.

>>40759058
Oooh, doing the extra size, then?

And I'm okay. Trying out a thing with a certain Silver. It's nice.
>> No. 40759062
File 142196053134.png - (65.54KB , 170x276 , Capture.png )
40759062
>>40759058
"... Seriously? Out of the vast merchandise you have, nothing that won't cause me horrible damage or make me have to move out of Canterlot?"
>> No. 40759063
File 142196055007.jpg - (102.01KB , 399x565 , 1420095373900.jpg )
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>>40759057
>It's silly umptous.

Of course. I'd spare the whooole thing if you really want.

>She holds up a slice for her, it just being peperoni.

>>40759059
>>40759060
>Doing some GTA online grinding.
>> No. 40759064
File 142196059342.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40759064
>>40759063

Nah, I've not got that kinda stomach.
>She takes it, and then takes a big bite!
>> No. 40759065
File 142196062500.gif - (823.17KB , 250x141 , Making my way downtown.gif )
40759065
>>40759063
>Oh, good luck!
>>40759060
>Thanks!
>How are you doing?
>> No. 40759066
File 142196069394.png - (21.93KB , 184x184 , 1418020466962.png )
40759066
>>40759063
>Yay?

>>40759065
>Quite well, got done with my finals and next time I walk into school it'll be a new semester with a clean slate and the opportunity to not willingly drown myself in late work again.
>> No. 40759067
File 142196070771.png - (691.97KB , 1000x1000 , 603170__safe_solo_anthro_princess+celestia_clothes_edit_shirt_color+edit_artist-colon-reiduran_t.png )
40759067
>>40759054
"The thing with the fireplace right?"

>>40759058
She chuckles a little.

>>40759061
"I said I was fine." She didn't sound fine though.
>> No. 40759068
File 142196076886.jpg - (24.74KB , 377x386 , Hi there.jpg )
40759068
>>40759067
"Not limited to. Fireplaces, bonfires, if I'm having a good day I can warp using cigarettes."
>> No. 40759069
File 142196079902.jpg - (165.31KB , 800x533 , 1421869306052.jpg )
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>> No. 40759070
File 142196080690.jpg - (21.06KB , 359x393 , 3286523523.jpg )
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>>40759062
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

...two cans of WD40?

>Oh hey look she has a small box with those earwax-cleaning cotton-wad-onna-stick things! Those should be safe right?

>>40759061
Dragon. Plush-doll. Plush-doll. Dragon. She squeezed too hard QwQ

............does the certain Silver know you have a footlong? :3

>>40759067
Ha! Gotcha! You smiled!
>> No. 40759071
File 142196081735.jpg - (3.02MB , 2000x2700 , 583a78fc4a938f197caa005fdbf3fa98.jpg )
40759071
>>40759061
>Ary carries teton along towards her TARDIS, since she was still on her back

Not sore about that prank we did right?

>>40759064
Yeah. I can tell since you still look all shapely and such.

>>40759065
>>40759066
>:3
>> No. 40759072
File 142196084257.gif - (970.26KB , 450x252 , The perks of being a diety.gif )
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>>40759066
>Ah, I remember that feeling...Good luck.
>>40759067
>Dunno if you have this already, but take this gif!
>> No. 40759073
File 142196085232.png - (357.94KB , 500x690 , adventure.png )
40759073
>>40759070
>Those are actually really bad for your ears!
"... What's this?" he said, lifting the box.
>> No. 40759074
File 142196088752.png - (0.99MB , 900x1125 , Don't say that.png )
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>>40759071

What do you mean?
>> No. 40759075
File 142196091831.gif - (700.71KB , 320x181 , tumblr_n2ha6mY6bW1ttgg8oo1_400.gif )
40759075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDB33CwS_Aw
>> No. 40759076
File 142196092246.png - (545.84KB , 1145x1200 , 790974__safe_solo_anthro_princess+celestia_doodle_artist-colon-marinakirby.png )
40759076
>>40759070
"I guess so."

>>40759068
"Cigs? What about a simple spark?"
>> No. 40759077
File 142196100280.jpg - (26.52KB , 445x428 , Hey how you doin'.jpg )
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>>40759076
"Has to be a continuous one. If it happens in a split second, I can't act fast enough."
>> No. 40759078
File 142196102403.jpg - (90.06KB , 550x367 , video_thumbnail_7590731.jpg )
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>>40759073
Earwig removal tools.

You know. When you get earwigs. In ears








>>>break time! afk!
>> No. 40759079
File 142196104156.jpg - (216.55KB , 855x1280 , 141965209638.jpg )
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>>40759074
I mean you're not fat or anything.If you had teh stomach to eat a bunch you'd probably show it.
>> No. 40759080
File 142196108627.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40759080
>>40759079

Ah, right. Yeah, I just eat what my appetite tells me to.
>> No. 40759081
File 142196110015.png - (280.97KB , 675x497 , Atryl's Luna_sm.png )
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>>40759067
And you lied.

>Teton put her hand on Tia's one.

>>40759070
That information's $29.95~!

>>40759071
I am sore, but it's okay. I'm more curious how you managed to do it.
>> No. 40759082
File 142196116936.png - (83.57KB , 270x258 , Celestia hmm eyes closed.png )
40759082
>>40759077
"I'm sure you could do it."

>>40759081
"I'm allowed to lie." She said, letting her do as she wanted for now.
>> No. 40759083
>>40759075
>Daww
>> No. 40759084
File 142196122590.jpg - (24.74KB , 377x386 , Hi there.jpg )
40759084
>>40759082
"Got a lighter? Maybe I could try."
>> No. 40759085
File 142196127365.jpg - (19.30KB , 351x334 , Celestia drinking tea.jpg )
40759085
>>40759084
She tossed him a Zippo with her cutie mark on it.
"I'll want that back."
>> No. 40759086
File 142196130957.png - (401.95KB , 348x520 , even moar hoofbeat!.png )
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>>40759082
...Yeah. You are.

I'm sorry, Tia. Do you want to leave me alone?
>> No. 40759087
File 142196135472.jpg - (23.98KB , 382x375 , Wat.jpg )
40759087
>>40759085
After a moment of fumbling, her lit it.
"Aaaaand-"
1d20 = 6
>Above ten and it's like he's sucked into the flame. The lighter drops to the floor.
>> No. 40759088
File 142196135923.jpg - (102.01KB , 399x565 , 1420095373900.jpg )
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>>40759080
I do the same...because of it I have to work out a tooooon.

>>40759075
>Hiyo!

>>40759081
Well, it's simply making a box that looks like it and moving the TARDIS~

It's easy to do so since the TARDIS is mucher lighter then expected, and Neil was VERY strong
>> No. 40759089
File 142196138679.png - (270.60KB , 488x665 , Celestia riiiiiight.png )
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>>40759086
"No, you don't have to. I'll be fine, really."

>>40759087
"Nothing!" She said, as he was still here.
>> No. 40759090
File 142196139489.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40759090
>>40759088

How much is a ton?
>> No. 40759091
File 142196142288.jpg - (24.46KB , 384x388 , I what.jpg )
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>>40759089
"..."
He handed her the lighter.
"Sorry. Not good enough of a day."
>> No. 40759092
File 142196146980.jpg - (264.17KB , 610x953 , gun cat.jpg )
40759092
>>40759075
>> No. 40759093
File 142196149646.jpg - (55.22KB , 510x340 , cat zVTqz_ZGytQ.jpg )
40759093
>>40759088
>>40759083
>Hey you two
>>40759092
>Greatest cat
>> No. 40759094
File 142196158006.png - (64.49KB , 320x308 , 1418880186823.png )
40759094
>>40759090
Aboooout. two or three hours.

>>40759093
>How's it?
>> No. 40759095
>>40759093
>What's up?
>> No. 40759096
File 142196165165.png - (31.15KB , 400x821 , 39747-furries-cutefur Erebus.png )
40759096
>>40759094
>>40759095
>Im waking up and wondering what to do with my day
>> No. 40759097
File 142196165183.png - (887.19KB , 640x960 , 2844ae4f0b6bf841f30ade56e2dee752.png )
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>>40759094

Huh, ok then.
>> No. 40759098
File 142196168234.jpg - (475.79KB , 1600x900 , The TARDIS - control room.jpg )
40759098
>>40759088
...Haha, just liek that? Wow.

I love it.

>She opened the door!

>>40759089
...Sweetie...

>Teton pulled Tia into a soft hug.
I'm really really sorry. I didn't mean to.
>> No. 40759099
File 142196174240.jpg - (527.99KB , 919x1048 , 103678__safe_anthro_princess+celestia_blushing_cleavage_princess+breastia_artist-colon-newyorkx3.jpg )
40759099
>>40759091
"Don't worry about it, you'll get it." She said pocketing her lighter, why she had one was anyones guess.

>>40759098
"You are forgiven you know. You didn't know it got on my nerves." She said patting her back a little as she hugged her.
>> No. 40759100
File 142196174965.jpg - (102.01KB , 399x565 , 1420095373900.jpg )
40759100
>>40759096
>i'm grinding!

>>40759097
Mmmhmm. So Lotse. What have you been up too?

>>40759098
Mmmhmm~

>She pets her head as she comes in, helping Teton down
>> No. 40759101
File 142196178333.gif - (1.18MB , 272x300 , cat_abscond_dance.gif )
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>>40759093
>It probably shoots furbals at people.
>> No. 40759102
File 142196178831.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
40759102
>>40759100

Nothing you wouldn't expect.
>> No. 40759103
File 142196182958.jpg - (24.74KB , 377x386 , Hi there.jpg )
40759103
>>40759099
"I'm Loki, by the way."
>> No. 40759104
File 142196183823.jpg - (80.31KB , 400x700 , ZptMJQV bella.jpg )
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>>40759101
>Horfurfying!
>>40759100
>Dusk is grinding on Nightfall's flanks
>> No. 40759105
File 142196192649.jpg - (3.02MB , 2000x2700 , 583a78fc4a938f197caa005fdbf3fa98.jpg )
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>>40759102
You killed someone/

>>40759104
>EWWWWW!!! Dusk germs!
>> No. 40759106
File 142196196893.jpg - (44.26KB , 610x916 , 2e320596-4ef2-45bf-a302-d3d26d38dcd3_original.jpg )
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>>40759104
>Cats are ebil munsters.
>> No. 40759107
File 142196198303.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40759105

No, actually.
>> No. 40759108
File 142196202316.gif - (1.42MB , 498x384 , Scarlet is Deep Undercover.gif )
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>>40759105
>LUV MEEEE!
>>40759106
>Dat is slandur!
>> No. 40759109
File 142196206860.png - (417.72KB , 1280x853 , spoiler.png )
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>>40759099
>Nosekiss!

I wanna make it up to you somehow, dearie.

>>40759100
>She didn't need no help and carried her into the Tardis!




^And sorry, I'll BBL
>> No. 40759110
File 142196211048.png - (312.40KB , 800x753 , 304593__anthro_princess+celestia_suggestive_princess+breastia_artist-colon-jiayi.png )
40759110
>>40759103
"Nice to meet you, Loki."

>>40759109
"I'm sure you'll think of something, I won't stop you from doing something."
>> No. 40759111
>>40759108
>Your pic would make me laff, but I kno dat kitty is sick ;_;
>> No. 40759112
File 142196216339.jpg - (3.02MB , 2000x2700 , 583a78fc4a938f197caa005fdbf3fa98.jpg )
40759112
>>40759107
Not yet? Alright. Well if you need help hiding the body. I'm here.

>>40759108
>NEVA

>>40759109
>~!

>>40759111
><nom>
>> No. 40759113
File