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#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7lvINrYPw

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
YOUR AD HERE

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>Simple thing. Post a picture (Or tell us) what's the coolest thing you have!
>Anything matters! Even a rock!
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40814255
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>If I had to chose! It'd either be my Nightmare before christmas jar, or my Conquest of space beer stien.
>> No. 40814256
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>>40814252
>Making me choose
>Ever
>> No. 40814258
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>>40814249
>She wiggled it gently, and started to play a tune for Tanaka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRDivUb5EeA

>>40814250
Promised to always be her sanctuary, and to stay by her side as long as I can.~

>Miya ruffled his hair.
Bored?

>>40814251
>For Electra
Its alright, just do right by everyone and make up for it one piece at a time.
>> No. 40814259
>>40814252
>But seriously,

>We have a mechanical pencil from, like, late 1800's in the safe. Cant give you pic.
>> No. 40814260
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>>40814256
>>40814259
>Really? From the 1800s?

>>40814258
That's a pretty big gift~

>Axel chuckled and shook his head

Kinda...but being with you makes it all good.
>> No. 40814261
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>>40814258
How am I going to do right by Kiddo?
>> No. 40814262
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>>40814258
>Tanaka sits beside her, smiling, and she closes her eyes and listens to the song.

>>40814252
>Uhhhh... I have a Red Ryder pump shot BB Gun
>> No. 40814263
>>40814252
>An authentic WW2 era Japanese naval flag. Passed down from my grandfather.

>>40814250
"Varmus has other kids?"

>>40814254
"...hold the phone: are you saying it's the time traveler who has robot eyes, or alt-you who does? Or both? Is alt-you a future-future-you who took the future-you who you know as current-you to here with past-you who's the current present-you?"

>>40814257
"Oh, well..."
>Thousand gets up and trots after her
"Can I lend you a hoof?"
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>>40814262
>I had a BBgun...Oh, still do It's at my moms house with my sword.


>>40814263
>Dude? really? that's awesome!

No, my sister is....I was adopted...but he does have Tesla.
>> No. 40814266
>>40814265
>Litwick shakes his head
"I've never met Tesla."
>> No. 40814267
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>>40814265
>It's the exact same BB Gun as shown in A Christmas Story.
>I dont have anything cool
>> No. 40814268
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>>40814266
She's too young to be coming around here...

>>40814267
>THat's pretty cool.
>> No. 40814269
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>>40814268
>*SHoots yer eye out, kid*
>> No. 40814270
>>40814229
Well, to be honest, I haven't figured out what to DO with it yet. But when I do, maybe. Maybe something very important... Hmm hmm hmm.
>She pats him on the back before trotting out of the mess.
I do love these conversations, but there's more work for me to do around here, can't hang around too long.
>> No. 40814271
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>>40814269
>Axel will shot your eye out. :D
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>>40814260
For someone who gave me everything and more?

I think it is just enough.~
>Miya blushed a little.

Man..~

>>40814261
>Ritsu giggled a little uneasily.
Well, better just to leave her be, nothing wrong with that.~

>>40814262
>She finished the song and pet through her hair gently.

>>40814252
>I have a few things I guess could be cool.

>Saiga 7.62 in rifle stock
>A french foriegn legion surplus assault vest
>A couple of knives that are rare too, meant for vietnam use

>I got a skull carved out of wood from mexico
>Couple consoles people want too.

Last edited at Sun, Mar 8th, 2015 22:44

>> No. 40814273
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>>40814271
>Heehee :3
>Oooh, I have an authentic Mexican Wool Blanket.

>>40814272
>Tanaka smiles happily, and gently hugs Ritsu-Mama
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>>40814272
>Ohhh, sharp metal pointy things~~

Mmhmm~ Hope you two have a lovely timme~

>Marcy takes a picture of Miya blushing, right as Axel kisses her cheek
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>>40814273
>I've got a buch of those!
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>>40814275
>Heh. See, i don't have anything cool, except for my virginity.
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>>40814273
>She giggled a little at the hug, and then hugged her, petting Tanaka.

>>40814274
>Ive got a huge fuckload of albums from 60-80's
>> No. 40814278
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>>40814277
"I love you, Ritsu, you're a wonderful surrogate mom..."
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>>40814276
>I don't evven know how to respond to that.

>>40814277
>We should inject marijuana and listen to them!
>> No. 40814280
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>>40814279
~<3
>> No. 40814281
>>40814268
>He nods
"Yeah, I don't think I'd want my little kid coming in here either."
>> No. 40814282
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>>40814279
>I have a little bit of a black mark on my led zeppelin album because I burned hash on it.

>>40814278
Love you too Tanaka.
>Ritsu just shook her head snickering.
>> No. 40814283
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>>40814263
Course you can! The car's making a clonking noise and I could use a friendly hoof to hand me things. And some company. Engines are fun and all, but make terrible conversation partners~
>She smirks again and actually waits for him to catch up this time.
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>>40814281
Yeaaah...smart move for all really.

>>40814282
>Silly duck!~
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>>40814282
>That face when everyone but me did drugs once.

>Tanaka just continues to smile.
"Oh, um, are you hungry?"
>> No. 40814286
>>40814272
^Electra looks Ritsu over.

I hope you were not scarred too badly.
>> No. 40814287
@Fossil
"i've had this before.. because Dulset's probably gunna outlive me... but this isn't evne the problem here"
>> No. 40814288
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>>40814263
"Uh... I have no idea what most of that meant..." Symphony said, confused.
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>>40814284
>Taught me a lesson, not to burn hash on a pin heh.

>>40814285
>Yeah, we are huge losers

>She shook her head no.
Nah Im alright, I have a beer and Im fine.~

>>40814286
Nah, Billyfish took care of me.~
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>>40814274
I surely hope so as well.
>She grinned happily, thinking of her Aryadne a moment. Miya growled angrily.
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>>40814289
>Drugs are grooooooss.

"Okay, well, i thought i'd offer, i need to make myself food so i don't pass out..."
>> No. 40814292
>Okay, I need to get some sleep, so this is last post.

>>40814283
>He chuckles, tapping his voice box as he catches up to her
"They make a great middleman, though."

>>40814288
"I'm saying maybe robo-eyes is another, future-er you."
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>>40814289
>I once did synthetic weed. Turned me off it completely

>>40814290
>Marcy proceeds to keep teasing Miya and says to Scipio

Don't you think they look cute together~?
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>>40814289
I like Billyfish, she is very nice, but her powers are scary. Has she ever done anything bad? From what I have seen sh only uses the for pranks and to help people, and she does not really like to talk about her personal life.
>> No. 40814295
>>40814293
>>40814289
>quietly files this under "useful information"...
>> No. 40814296
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>>40814291
>Its alright I was pretty gross then too.

Go right ahead, Ill be right here.~

>>40814293
>That shit is awful, in like every possible way.

>>40814293
I must say, she has a lot of fie in her, in fact more so than most. She is very helpful when I do my smithing work.~

>>40814294
Im not sure, I think she used to be. I do know now that if you are sweet to her she'll be sweet right back, as a matter of fact she is one of my favorite people to ever know.

Yeah, her personal life..she had a little bit of a bad time recently, so leave it.
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>>40814296
>I don't do it on the basis of i don't like them. never tried them never will. They aren't good for you.

>Tanaka skips off to cook happily
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>>40814295
>>40814296
>Did it normally as I would real weed, felt nothing, 15 minutes went by, legs went numb, then I blacked out and tripped balls.

>>40814296
Is it cause she's hot?

:D

>Axel prepares for death
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>>40814296
You are probably correct, letting it rest would be my best option.Speaking of letting things rest though, I should probably let you be. I have to be back at the half-way house before it gets to late, we have a curfew.
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>>40814292
"No, she and past me are the same age." Symphony said.
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>>40814297
>I fell out of it because the only thing I ever ended up doing regularly was drink, so I stopped because I didnt want to accidentally find something and get addicted. Plus I wasnt a roadie for a band anymore.

>Ritsu strummed her guitar lightly as she waited.

>>40814298
>See thats why you shouldnt do that, normal cannabis doesnt do that XD

>>40814298
>Axel gets decked!

>>40814299
See ya around Electra, be nice.
>Ritsu smiled and waved her goodbye.~
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>>40814301
>I never did drugs because health class taught me they're bad, and my sister is a hardcore addict. She's been in and out of rehab multiple times, and shes done pot, meth, crack, heroin, and who knows what else. I sat by one time and just ignored her while she shot up because i couldn't stand to watch her ruin her life...

>Tanaka soon returns with a big slice of vanilla cake.
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>>40814302
>Some people it just kinda hooks them, Im pretty grateful I was lucky it didnt.

Cake? Oh wait you have that..yeah go ahead.

Brush your teeth when you're done.
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>>40814303
>I refuse to do anything worse than Caffeine. I'm a hardcore caffeine addict.

"I will, i promise."
>Tanaka begins digging into the delicious cake.
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>>40814304
Good.
>Ritsu yawned a little bit, and unplugged her instrument from the amplifier. She gave Tanaka a kiss on the top of her head.
Good night Tanaka.
>She then stepped off towards the door with a carrot on it.
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>>40814305
"Good night mama!"
>Tanaka smiles, and continues to eat her nummy cake.
>> No. 40814307
>blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>> No. 40814308
>>40814292
New voice box, huh? Me likey.
>She trots in the direction of the garage and throws open the doors, firstly revealing the rusty old tank that sits near the entrance, and farther towards the front is Jack's car, looking a bit more beaten and worn since he last saw it.
So, hand me a screwdriver from that toolbox over there!
>She points off to the wall, where two reddish toolboxes sit waiting.
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>> No. 40814310
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>Anyone want to RP?
>> No. 40814311
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>>40814309
>GASP
*Glomp*
>> No. 40814312
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>>40814309
>Hi Ammie!
>> No. 40814313
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>>40814310
>YES

>>40814311
>EEP! :D
>> No. 40814314
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>>40814313
>Hi! It's been a whileish!
>> No. 40814315
>Sblurgh
>> No. 40814316
>>40814315
>Beenis.
>> No. 40814317
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>>40814315
>> No. 40814318
>>40814316
>Sure.
>>40814313
>Also, yough!

>A little bird tells me you are a fan of teh Payday 2.
>> No. 40814319
>>40814317
>Hi
>> No. 40814320
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>>40814319
>Howdy.
>> No. 40814321
>>40814320
>Yes. That.
>> No. 40814322
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>>40814321
>Sup?
>> No. 40814323
>Fuuuuck daylight savings time
>I want to sleep, but I'm not tired. And I found more comics online
>> No. 40814324
>>40814322
>Payday.

>All the payday.

>So much payday.
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>>40814309
>Hiyo!

>>40814312
>Anyone you'd like?

>>40814323
>read! More! comics!
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>>40814324
>Payday. A glorious game.
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>>40814312
>Hai cutie.

>>40814314
>Mhm!

>>40814318
>Oh, very much yes.

>Been playing on-off since the Beta.

>>40814325
>>40814325
><Squeezy>
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>>40814325
>_>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=210pHuYOQfg

>>40814327
>How's life going? Anything new?
>> No. 40814329
>>40814327
>Excellent, ohhhh my yes.

>Perhaps we should payday sometime because I have gotten back into it with a passion.
>> No. 40814330
>>40814327
>I dunno what you mean! D: Who do I play? Squeezies?
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>>40814325
>I gotta sleep.
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>>40814328
>Nope!

>>40814329
>Sure, do you have me on steam?

>>40814330
>Noooo, have a fluffy fox.
>> No. 40814333
>>40814328
>Uhhh huh?

>>40814331
><Brekas you>
>> No. 40814334
>>40814332
>Nope! You can add me at Cardboard TARDIS.
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>>40814332
>Dom holds her up and ask

...what does the fox say?
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>>40814333
>Are you so fucked up you can barely walk?

>>40814332
>Coolies.
>I started Therapy!
>> No. 40814337
>>40814334
>>40814332
>With a picture of Kamina, natch.
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>>40814327
>How are you doing?
>> No. 40814339
>>40814336
>Mean, my legs kinda fucked, but I can walk
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>>40814339
>That's a song for when you're so wasted you can't walk. :3

>>40814340
>> No. 40814342
>>40814340
><Breaks you>

>>40814341
>I don't drink or do drugs so it'll never come in handy!
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>>40814333
>how do you breka a person?
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>>40814342
>Neither do I. Alcohol tastes like shit and drugs are gross.
>> No. 40814345
>>40814343
>By breka them!

>>40814344
>I only drink for taste, never to get drunk.
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>>40814334
>>40814334
>Added!

>>40814335
The sleepy little fox blinks a little, yawning cutely.

It then just licks your nose and wiggles it's tail.

>>40814336
>Oh?

>>40814337
>Ah!

>>40814338
>Good, you?

>>40814340
>♥
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>>40814346
...Good enough.

>Dom pets it's head
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>>40814345
>Alcohol is too damn bitter.

>>40814346
>I have to see him every monday for about ten weeks, then it'll be every other monday.

>Tanaka is sitting at the bar, quietly eating some tasty cake.
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>>40814347
>*Glomp*
>> No. 40814351
>>40814350

>Agh!
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>>40814347
><Cuddlywubs>

>>40814348
It then proceeds to nuzzle your hoof!

"...What does the Dom say?"
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>>40814351
>*Cuddlecuddle*
>Hi!
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>>40814347
><Grabs

>>40814349
>You're bitter

>>40814352
....Feed me more bacon.
>> No. 40814355
>>40814352
>>40814353
>>40814354

>Well this is affectionate.
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>>40814354
>I am not! All the soda and junk food i drink makes me sweet and a cause of diabetes.
>> No. 40814357
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>>40814354
"...You'll need to let me down to do that."
>> No. 40814358
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>>40814355
>But of course~

>>40814357
>Beep
>>40814349
>> No. 40814359
>>40814355
>Deal with it, you deserve to be showered in affection! ♥
>> No. 40814360
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>>40814346
>Slepy!

>I was about to type "You?" But then I remembered you just answered that.

>I shoulf asleep.

>Have this gif of a chubby/fat Vulpix begging.
>> No. 40814361
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>>40814358
>Sorry!

Tanaka now has this thing looking at her.
>> No. 40814362
>>40814358
>>40814359

>Nuuuu
>> No. 40814363
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>>40814355
><Stabs you!>

>::::D

>>40814356
>No! BitteR!

>>40814357
>Dom sets her down and sits, waggling his tail
>> No. 40814364
>>40814363

>That's better.
>> No. 40814365
File 142588426879.jpg - (70.94KB , 680x1005 , e73.jpg )
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>>40814361
"Oh, hello!"
>Tanaka instinctively holds her arms open for a hug.

>>40814362
>Yuuuush.

>>40814363
>No.
>> No. 40814366
>>40814365

>...Nuuush?
>> No. 40814367
File 142588433890.jpg - (77.00KB , 621x994 , 667.jpg )
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>>40814366
>*Boops your nose*
>> No. 40814368
>>40814364
><Bites!>
>> No. 40814369
>>40814367

>*sneeze*
>> No. 40814370
File 142588438207.png - (312.23KB , 900x1299 , Durr.png )
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>>40814360
>Aww, poor thing.

>>40814363
And so the little fox giggles and skitters off to the kitchen!

After a few moments, it returns, holding a plate of bacon sandwiches in it's mouth!
>>40814362
>RP?

>>40814365
Blink blink.

"...What, are you Ammie now?"
>> No. 40814371
>>40814370

>Not right now.
>> No. 40814372
File 142588443374.jpg - (68.74KB , 567x879 , e67.jpg )
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>>40814369
>How cute~

>>40814370
"Oh, um... No, i guess not..."
>She frowns a little, and slowly lowers her arms.
>> No. 40814373
File 142588444964.png - (252.37KB , 472x625 , Noooo!.png )
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>>40814371
>QwQ

><Paws at you until it's time>
>> No. 40814374
>>40814373

>Yyyyyy?
>> No. 40814375
File 142588451972.png - (102.50KB , 474x530 , Mmmneh.png )
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>>40814372
After a moment's pause, you feel a soft little "Poof!" above you, as you are now the proud owner of a rabbit ear headband!

"...Now you are." she says, lifting her little paws up to you, expecting to be lifted up.

>>40814374
>YES.
>> No. 40814376
>>40814375

>Why though?
>> No. 40814377
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>>40814375
>Tanaka giggles, and lifts her up, giving her a big snuggly warm hug.
"You are too cute."
>> No. 40814379
File 142588464024.png - (312.23KB , 900x1299 , Durr.png )
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>>40814376
>Why not?

>>40814377
She proceeds to blatantly rest her head against your boobs.
>> No. 40814380
>>40814379

>You'll be pawing at me for a long time!
>> No. 40814381
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>>40814379
>Tanaka giggles, and keeps snuggling her, letting her rest against her boobs.
>> No. 40814382
>>40814370
>Dom gasp!

>And eats it all in one go~1
>> No. 40814383
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>>40814370
>It stoll got the verry!

>U am purposefully undoinf autocorrext to show my failue.

>To sleep!
>> No. 40814384
File 142588477197.jpg - (68.40KB , 680x680 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40814380
>Well, guess you're going to be pawed for a long time! >:D

>>40814381
"...These are the best pillows."

>>40814382
"..."

The fox then pouts.

"You're supposed to savour it..."
>> No. 40814385
>>40814384

>Nuuuuu...
>*Lifts up to end the pawing*
>> No. 40814386
File 142588480504.jpg - (77.00KB , 621x994 , 667.jpg )
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>>40814384
"Well, you can sleep on them if you want~"
>> No. 40814387
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>> No. 40814388
>>40814387

>Hi thar!
>> No. 40814389
File 142588490754.jpg - (69.08KB , 1024x703 , Derpy!.jpg )
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>>40814385
><Wiggles her feets adorable>

>>40814386
"...Mnah."

Nuzzle~

>>40814387
><Puts a marshmallow on that horn>
>> No. 40814390
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>>40814387
>> No. 40814391
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>>40814387

>>40814389
>Tanaka nuzzles her back smiling
>> No. 40814392
>>40814389

>...Hmm.
>*Sets on my head*
>Mandyhat :3
>> No. 40814393
>Heading to sleep now
>> No. 40814394
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>>40814391
And she licks your nose!

"So, what's up?"

>>40814392
><Proceeds to run her paws through your hair relaxingly>
>> No. 40814395
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>>40814388
>Hello!

>>40814389
>O///////////////////o

>L-lewd

>>40814390
>RP?

>>40814391
>ello
>> No. 40814396
>>40814394

>What a silly.

>>40814395

>Sup?
>> No. 40814397
File 142588508902.png - (234.32KB , 640x860 , 2b3.png )
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>>40814394
"Nothing, just relaxing, how about with you?"

>>40814395
>What's up?
>Also, care to rp?
>> No. 40814398
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>>40814387
>> No. 40814399
>>40814396
>Waiting for class I might not need to go to anymore :D

I'll have to talk to the lecturer

>>40814397
>Yes please. :3

>Varmus, Teton, Kiddo and Billyfish are in the Bar.

>>40814398
>Yo!
>> No. 40814400
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>>40814395
>Electra's back out, but you could RP with another character.
>> No. 40814401
>>40814346
>Hooray!
>> No. 40814402
File 142588527634.gif - (4.63MB , 640x480 , Creepy ass shit.gif )
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>>40814395
>>40814395
>RP?

>>40814396
>You think that is silly?

>Mandyhats are both functional and fashionable!

>>40814397
"I'm getting cuddles from a cutie, so I'm good."
>> No. 40814403
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>>40814399
>Tanaka is sitting at the counter, hugging a Billyfish Plushie she received from a mystery box.

>>40814402
"That's good!"
>Tanaka giggles and cuddles her happily
>> No. 40814404
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>>40814400
>Actually, Electra should meet Kiddo or Varmus :D

>Varmus doesn't know she's on probation, Kiddo... actually just might, I guess Ritsu told her already.

>>40814402
>Yes ♥

>>40814403
....Huh, Ah didn' know them's plushies o' meh.
>> No. 40814405
>>40814402

>In what ways?
>> No. 40814406
>Splergh, alright, I can RP. Who would like some?
>> No. 40814407
>>40814404
>Sounds like the perfect time to meet Kiddo!
>> No. 40814408
File 142588545915.jpg - (77.00KB , 621x994 , 667.jpg )
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>>40814404
"O-oh, Hello Mrs. Billyfish. I got this from a odd box... It's really cuddly..."
>> No. 40814409
>Away I go!
>> No. 40814410
File 142588557420.gif - (574.55KB , 500x342 , Huh aww.gif )
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>>40814403
And she squeaks softly! Thankfully, being more fluff than person, she's veeery squeezy.

>>40814404
>Who and who?~
>> No. 40814411
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>>40814410
>Tanaka sets her on her lap, and snuggles her close, a Billyfish Plush beside Tanaka.
>> No. 40814412
>ANyone wanna rp?
>> No. 40814413
File 142588570309.png - (1.91MB , 680x680 , Yeah!.png )
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>>40814411
"...Holy crap is that a Billyfish plushie?!"
>> No. 40814414
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>>40814413
"Oh, yes, i got it in a mysterious box. It's really fun to cuddle."
>> No. 40814415
File 142588590018.png - (312.23KB , 900x1299 , Durr.png )
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>>40814414
"...I am now immediately suspicious of that plushie."
>> No. 40814416
>>40814406
>Me.

>>40814407
Ohhh yes. Kiddo is at the counter with a mug of coffee.

>>40814408
Huh, welp, Ah hav' nuthin' againist it. If y'all wanna cuddle a plushie more than th' real deal, tha' is.

>She winked.

>>40814410
>Varmie and your pick!
>> No. 40814417
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>>40814415
"Um... why?"

>>40814416
"Oh, well... I've never cuddled you before, and, well, i don't see you too often..."
>> No. 40814418
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>>40814416
>Ooookay then!

>This is in the bar! Having an egg sandwich!
>> No. 40814419
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>>40814416
Ammew is now in the bar, booping you softly with her feet.

Considering her arms are far too short to effectively boop you.


>>40814417
"It sounds suspicious!"
>> No. 40814420
File 142588610618.jpg - (15.79KB , 332x402 , e47.jpg )
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>>40814419
"I-i'ts just a stuffed animal... A really cute one..."
>> No. 40814421
File 142588614819.gif - (11.90KB , 64x64 , pacifirub.gif )
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>Bleh

>Stupid doctors.
>> No. 40814422
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>>40814421
>> No. 40814423
>>40814417
Ah'm 'ere now.

>>40814418
Driver!

>Varmus grinned at her.

>>40814419
>Varmus wriggled his nose.
..Smells weird. Like bubblegum.
>> No. 40814424
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>>40814423
>Tanaka cautiously walks over, unsure of whether or not to attempt to cuddle Billyfish
>> No. 40814425
>>40814422
>She should have died in the flames.
>> No. 40814426
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>>40814416

^Just a regular Monday morning, eyup. Nothing too unusual, get up for work or school, get a coffee, think about the rest of your day and how boring it might be. Nothing really exciting ever happened on Mondays. Maybe watching a few ponies coming in and out of the bar for their daily donut.

^One of these ponies happens to take a seat next to Kiddo at the counter. Hey wait a minute, she looks kinda familiar.

"One coffee please! Cream and sugar. I heard that they were very good for starting off mornings."

Last edited at Mon, Mar 9th, 2015 00:33

>> No. 40814427
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>>40814425
>How rude.
>> No. 40814428
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>>40814424
>Well, Billyfish grins at Tanaka, just sitting there.

Welp~?

>>40814426
...

...

...

>The scarred-up, wiry blonde slooowly turned her face to Electra.
...You.

>It's amazing how much venom one can infuse into a single word.
>> No. 40814429
>>40814427
°v°
>> No. 40814430
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>>40814428
"U-um..."
>Tanaka slowly gives Billyfish a hug, blushing nervously.

>>40814429
>What's up?
>> No. 40814431
>>40814430
>Nothing, whatever, I'm out anyway.
>> No. 40814432
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>>40814431
>Alright.
>> No. 40814433
File 142588668298.png - (219.18KB , 454x542 , messy eater~.png )
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>>40814430
>Oh. Dear. Lord.

>It's like hugging a melted marshmallow! Billyfish is so wonderfully warm, like a sunny Summer afternoon, and soft, her body yielding to a surprising degree, and she smells of apples and cinnamon and sea~
>> No. 40814434
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>>40814433
>Tanaka just melts, and immediately cuddles her tight, nuzzling into her fur.
"O-oh god... Y-you... You smell amazing... S-so warm..."
>> No. 40814435
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>>40814428
...

...

...

>The tiny, clueless Equinoid graduuuaaaally turned her face to meet the scarred up woman's intense glare.

...me?

>It's impressive how oblivious one little pony could be.

Last edited at Mon, Mar 9th, 2015 00:42

>> No. 40814436
>>40814423
Varmus!
>Comes the excited response through a mouthful of stacked sandwich. Driver takes a second to finish chewing before responding further.
I'm back!
>She holds out one arm and beckons him over to her spot by the jukebox.
>> No. 40814438
>>40814399
>Waddup?
>> No. 40814439
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>>40814434
>Billyfish chuckled and wrapped her hoofsies around Tanaka, grinning ear to ear. So soft and velvety~
Hyuk, enjoyin' yerself~?

>>40814435
Electra. You're so fuckin' lucky you're on probation.

>>40814436
>Varmus flopped on the offered spot.
That you are! How do you do!
>> No. 40814440
File 142588713208.jpg - (35.15KB , 680x959 , 347.jpg )
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>>40814439
"Yes..."
>Tanaka blushes bright red, not wanting to ever let go of Billyfish.
>> No. 40814441
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>>40814438
>Class!

>>40814440
>Billyfish giggled, nuzzling Tanaka's burned cheek with her wet, soft nose and snorting warm air at her ear.
>> No. 40814442
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>>40814441
>Tanaka blushes hard, giggling at feeling the air in her ear.
"E-eep!"
>> No. 40814443
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>>40814439
^Electra gasps.

Oh I know, right? I am! Especially after everything that happened. Mind bugging Virgnia's brain, getting caught, breaking my restraining order, zapping a bunch of cops, resisting arrest and then getting caught again.

"What a wild ride." As some ponies would put it. I am glad you think so. Ritsu is so nice, I still feel bad about being such a pain in her side.
>> No. 40814444
File 142588738112.png - (0.99MB , 680x544 , 619.png )
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~<3
>> No. 40814446
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>>40814442
>Billyfish found that very funny, snickering happily in Tanaka's embrace. She wormed her muzzle in the crook of her neck and sighed happily.

>>40814443
>Kiddo scowled and cracked her knuckles in a menacing manner.
If you ever, ever do something to her again, make so much as a hair fall off her head, I will fucking end you.
>> No. 40814447
File 142588764784.png - (247.11KB , 532x786 , f06.png )
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>>40814446
"Y-you feel amazing... I don't ever want to stop..."
>> No. 40814448
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>>40814446
^Electra wears an elated grin over the entire threat, as if she's extremely pleased with herself.

Oh do not worry. I would never ever harm her again. She is really lucky in that regard too, really lucky she did not get killed or worse. Electricity is so powerful and I forget how to use that power responsibly sometimes! I heard Billfishy had to fix her up.
>> No. 40814449
File 142588807564.jpg - (80.03KB , 500x509 , proceed.jpg )
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>>40814447
Welp, Ah ain' hav' naw problem doin' this fer a while.

>Billyfish snickered and licked at one of Tanaka's many burn scars.

>It felt nice.

>>40814448
...I think I fucking hate you. Ohhhh yeah I do.

>Kiddo's eyelid twitched, a sign of her barely controlled fury.
>> No. 40814450
>>40814439
Back in blaack, Varmus.
>She kicks the jukebox and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI
>Starts playing.
...
...Okay, that's not exactly what I wanted to happen.
>She kicks her legs up on the table.
What happened while I was gone? Though, technically, I guess I only left a few hours ago, yeah? Maybe a day?
>> No. 40814451
File 142588818482.jpg - (15.79KB , 332x402 , e47.jpg )
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>>40814449
>Tanaka blushes vividly as her scars are licked, and she whimpers softly, and hugs Billyfish tighter, snuggling into her fur.
"T-this is nice... I-i've never felt this happy..."
>> No. 40814453
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>>40814449
^Electra remained calm and cool headed, still wearing the softest smile she could put on for Kiddo.

Awe, oh no, I am so sorry! It was never my intention to make you feel so distressed over your wife's safety. Please do not hate me. I never wanted to injure her. I was only attempting to escape civil protection.

I hope you can forgive me some day soon.

Last edited at Mon, Mar 9th, 2015 01:07

>> No. 40814454
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>>40814450
...Can't really tell. I was in and out for the last few days and it's been few days since I saw you. WHat happened to you?

>>40814451
...Aww, sugercube...

>>40814453
>Kiddo scowled, her fist on the countertop tightening so hard that her knuckles went white.
Go fuck yourself with a motorboat and die in a ditch, you fucked up, dumb, deplorable robotic piece of shit.
>> No. 40814455
File 142588869707.png - (563.56KB , 600x800 , 740.png )
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>>40814454
"P=please... D-don't stop... I-i hate feeling lonely..."
>> No. 40814457
>>40814454
Well, for starters...
>She holds up her left arm. Clearly quite broken and put into a splint.
And...
>She hops up onto the booth and poses, in a way. Her whole midsection is bandaged up.
Yeah. Things got a little messy.
>She flops back down and then promptly goes back to kicking back.
But, mission success though. Well, technically a success. One body retrieved, one stolen by some guy.
>> No. 40814458
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>>40814455
Ain' goin' nowhere, sugercube. ♥
>> No. 40814459
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>>40814458
>Tanaka continues to hug her, and cries softly into her fur.
"T-thank you..."
>> No. 40814460
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>>40814454
>>40814453
>In the background, Blowhard throws up his hooves and goes "WOO" at nobody in particular.
>> No. 40814461
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>>40814457
...Okay, I'll need some more context, Drivey.

>Varmus frowned, concerned.

>>40814459
...Sugercube...

>Billyfish petted softly Tanaka's head, letting her cry it out.

>>40814460
> :3
>> No. 40814462
>>40814454
^Electra seems to simply ignore Kiddo's rude manner and instead raises a hoof up in protest. It looks like she's about to get informative on Kiddo's ass.

"That is incorrect. I am not "robotic", but I am made up of many microscopic fully-functional nano-robots capable of self-replicating and synthesizing any organic structures. Like nanomechanic cells, but capable of much more than what regular cells can do. They are what give me the ability to electrocute Ritsu and her fellow officers."

Last edited at Mon, Mar 9th, 2015 01:19

>> No. 40814463
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>>40814460
>Well I laughed myself to tears, back to bed!
>> No. 40814464
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>>40814461
>Tanaka just breaks down and starts crying loudly, fully embraced by Billyfish.
"I-i'm so lonely... I-i hate i-it..."
>> No. 40814465
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>>40814462
Fun. Now I know precisely how to end your fucking dumb ass the moment you step outta line.

>>40814464
Don'cha hav' anyun', sugercube, noponeh ta care 'bout yew..?
>> No. 40814466
>>40814460
>*Waves*
>> No. 40814467
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>>40814465
"I-i do... I-it's just i live by myself... A-and it's s-so very lonely..."
>> No. 40814468
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>>40814465
I promised Ritsu and Vindicate that I would behave according to Eqeustrian law and the teachings of friendship, which means I have no intention of "stepping out of line."

So unfortunately your bitter revenge will be postponed indefinitely. Not that you could really even do anything to damage me in the first place, but I still do no appreciate it.

If Ritsu can find the heart to forgive me, so can you.
>> No. 40814469
>>40814461
Well, sorta long story.
>She sits back and promptly begins to regale him with the story of what happened, from when she hitched a ride with Whisper, to basically describing the place and the AGONY that was that waiting room...
...And then, all hell broke loose. Well, most of hell. Weell, some of it. A little bit of hell broke loose.
>She then goes into detail about how there was a timeshift, though, not in so many words, but her description matches up, forcing Whisper's TARDIS to dematerialize and sending them running for cover. She talks about how one of the time agents with them got vaporized by a grenade, but shies over the part where she got really, really reckless and decided to surprise dudes armed with guns and telekinetic powers with a shovel over the head.
After that, things got... Well, more and less messy.
>She then describes how Whisper failed to find them a map, and paints a suitably dramatic picture. Enemies closing in, the time agents stuck far away, and no idea where to go. She retells about how Whisper insisted that she tap into this hidden wellspring of... Whatever, listen to all those voices that kept pushing her onwards and hear the call of, how he put it, her "Brothers and sisters". And, naturally, it seemed to work. Until Driver decided to get ballsy and make that damaged sonic pen work in her favor. Of course, Destiny had another idea. Namely being she slammed headfirst into a solid iron door, WHILE carrying Whisper.
>> No. 40814470
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>>40814467
...Darn... Mahbe yew oughta move inta th' Bar? Them's lotta free rooms upstairs. Y'all wouldn' ever be loneleh in 'ere.

>>40814468
Ohhh no, you little shit. If you want me ever to forgive you, you'll have to fucking earn it. And I've spent my whole life killing things worse than you. And I never had the possibilities I have here. So you bet your silicon-based ass that I'll find a way when I'll have to.

>When, not if. Looks like Kiddo's reeeeeally not thinking highly of Electra!

>>40814469
...Jesus effin' Christ on a pogostick.

It's a miracle you're only this hurt.
>> No. 40814471
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>>40814470
"I-i considered that... B-but i-i don't want to l-lose my parents house..."
>> No. 40814472
>>40814471
...Hunh. Ah see. Humm...

>Billyfish pondered this issue as Billyfishes wont to do.
>> No. 40814473
>>40814441
mmmm i see!
>> No. 40814474
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>>40814472
>Tanaka sniffles, having cried herself out, and she just continues to hug Billyfish the Best Smelling Pony.
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>>40814470
And that is probably because I am not so bad as the things you kill in the first place. You will see that in time, and I will earn your forgiveness.

^With a warm smile Electra reaches out to place a hoof on Kiddo's shoulder... And accidentally zaps her with a static shock in the process.

Last edited at Mon, Mar 9th, 2015 01:41

>> No. 40814476
>>40814473
>Lol, fast posting there ;P

>>40814474
Billyfish gave Tanaka's cheek an occassional happy nuzzle, licking her tears up.
>> No. 40814478
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>>40814476
"T-thank y-you Billyfish... Y-you're too kind..."
>> No. 40814479
>>40814476
>my fingers are practically burnt off from this immense speed of typing :P
>But done with league now so itll get even faster if you can believe
>> No. 40814480
>>40814475
Kiddo yelps and slaps the hoof away, standing up and pulling out a hilariously oversized revolver from the holster on her hip and pressing it to Electra's nose, an animalistic growl welling up in the woman's throat.

Don't. You fucking. DARE! To touch me!

>>40814478
Naw Ah ain'.

>Billyfish grinned and put a hairclip in Tanaka's hair... Aww. Red apple.
>> No. 40814481
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>>40814480
>Tanaka blushes, and smiles a bit, giggling just a little.
"I-i'm tired of being alone... B-but the house is one of the only things i have left from my parents..."
>> No. 40814482
>>40814470
You're telling me...
...
>She seems actually a little ashamed about it, but she buries the look with a proud on within seconds.
Assholes didn't know what hit them. But, really... It was bullshit. I don't need destiny or some other thing to tell me where I'm going. People only say something's destiny when the future is making a chump out of them. So, well... I like to make a chump outta the future, yah?
>She smirks a bit and then continues, talking about how the doors to the morgue just sort of... Open, and there's this dude there. Humanoid, apparently, but horribly deformed. Hunchbacked, right arm withered and twisted around backwards, face misshapen, and one leg significantly longer than the other necessitating the use of a cane and a very, very thick life support suit of some kind, but four perfect cherry red tails poking out of it.
...I remembered it pretty well. You don't really forget stuff like that. Basically, after that he more or less shot the shit with Whisper. Seriously, put the two in a room and I betcha they'd argue philosophy all day.
...
Oh yeah... Well, I figured out that there was something up before we got to the morgue. When we went, Redpill didn't know which corpse we were talking about, and... Well, as I found out... There were two timelord corpses there. Not just one.
>Huh, she actually got the word right this time.
Anyways, back to the guy... He just... Let us go. He sounded really bitter, like, but... It was weird. He was talking about how he had to save people, save his race... And he took the other body, I think. I was already walking out... Whisper stayed a bit longer, and as we left, the time agents finally caught up to the guy...
...
And that's the story of what happened... After that, well... Story for another time, yeah?
>At some point during this story drinks seem to have materialized in front of them, in Driver's case a milkshake of some description and Varmus's drink of choice in front of him. Did she go and get them? Did someone bring them? Were there shenanigans?
>Nobody knows for sure.
>> No. 40814484
>>40814481
Y'all oughta git a roommate~!

>>40814482
...So, where you stand now, Driver?
>> No. 40814485
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>Mmmm
>I wanna rp, but looks like arc stuff is the only stuff going on, anyone else free?
>> No. 40814486
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>>40814484
"I-i've tried that, B-but i don't know anyone who could live with me..."
>> No. 40814487
>>40814470
^Electra feels the cold hollow end of a over sized revolver barrel on her nose, her eyes crossing as she stares at it with a horrified shriek!

"WAAAHHHHH! I did intend to do that! I apologize! Please desist IMMEDIATELY! You are scaring me!"

^She screams with her little legs flailing for her to stop.
>> No. 40814488
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>>40814484
I don't know.
...
I have somebody else's body that I have no idea what to do with, some guy with a time machine who promised he'd see us again, time agents who already got all up in my grille, if you know what I mean, and...
...
I'm loving every minute of it!
>She beams him a smile.
Haven't had this much excitement since I snuck chili powder into the lunch for Jack's business associates. Hoo boy, let me tell you, sparks diiid fly.
>She sips her milkshake and leans even further back.
>> No. 40814489
>>40814486
Why nawt? Y'all a cute, sweet gal. Ah can't imagine why summun' wouldn' want ta liv' wit' yew. Plus Ah know yer cookin' real well.

Mahbe y'all jus' didn' look in them right places.

>>40814487
>Kiddo growled and pushed Electra away from herself with an angry scowl.
Never. Ever. Fucking again. Touch me without my explicit fucking permission, you worthless little fuck. Understood?

>>40814488
And those two hearts thrumming feel like a drumbeat, no~?

>Varmus grinned.
Wait until you start to get timey-wimey-o-vision. I cant' even describe it!

So, you destroyed the Arch?
>> No. 40814491
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>>40814489
"I-i'm not too good with strangers... A-and all my friends already have homes..."
>> No. 40814492
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>>40814489
Kiddo, put the motherfucking gun down.
>> No. 40814493
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>>40814492
That little shit tazed me!

>Kiddo scowled at Vindicate.

>>40814491
Huh. Ah see how tha's a problem... Humm.
>> No. 40814494
>>40814489
"Eeep!"

^With a little last effort wiggle Electra tried to balance her bar chair before it was too late, but she fell off of it with a hard smack against the ground anyway.

"Understood, understood! I will comply. I will not touch you unless I have explicit permission to. I apologize! Just do not shoot me. I do not like guns."

Last edited at Mon, Mar 9th, 2015 02:05

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>>40814493
"T-therapy has helped me immensely, but i still don't like strangers..."
>> No. 40814496
>>40814489
Eh?
>She gives him a very, very confused look.
What on earth are you talking about?
>She quirks one eyebrow, and then...
Ohhhhh, you think I... Riiight, no... Well... I don't know. There's something, something more, something hidden... I know I mentioned that. It's like... It's kicking around in the back of my head. But no, don't even know if I have one of those Arch-things, much less destroyed it... But wherever it is, this... keeper... is the key. Or something, I don't fukken know.
>She shrugs as best she can with a busted arm.
>> No. 40814497
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>>40814493
>>40814494
Really, now? I didn't know you were that sensitive, that static was as painful as a taser.

> She moves to gruffly pull Electra to her hooves, her brow furrowed.
I'll handle her if she fucks up, okay? No need for all that.
>> No. 40814498
>sorry, my uni wifi just died and i can't really post via phone
>> No. 40814499
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>>40814498
>Not a problem~!
>At any rate, it's 2:13 AM and i need sleep. Goodnight!
>> No. 40814500
>>40814494
...Good.

>Kiddo hid her revolver and took a deep breath to calm herself down, taking a step back.

>>40814495
Can't blame yew fer it, sug.

>>40814496
...Oh. Right. Sorry then.

>>40814497
Then better take fucking care of your new girlfriend.
>> No. 40814501
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>>40814500
"I guess i-i'll eventually find a roommate..."

>Few more posts then i'm off to bed~
>> No. 40814502
>>40814497
^Electra dusts herself off after being helped up off of the ground by Vindicate.

"Thank you Vindicate. I am alright."

Last edited at Mon, Mar 9th, 2015 02:19

>> No. 40814503
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>>40814501
Ah'm sure! Jus' keep lookin', awkay?
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>>40814503
"I-i will BIllyfish... Thanks..."
>Tanaka gently nuzzles her cheek, yawning loudly.
>> No. 40814505
>>40814502
^Apparently the wifi started working again. ": D
>> No. 40814506
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>>40814500
Don't worry about that.

> She gives Electra a rather annoyed look of her own - she's not getting off that easy.

>>40814502
Good.

> She proceeds to more or less drag you over to the opposite corner of the bar, fuming visibly as she rounds on you.

What the hell are you doing?
>> No. 40814507
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>>40814502
>>40814506
>Kiddo growled again, shaking her head.
Stupid fucking robo cunt.
>> No. 40814508
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>>40814507
>~<3
>>40814504
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>>40814504
>>40814508
>Sorry!
>Billyfish smiled and nuzzled Tanaka back.
Sleepeh, sugercube? Ah'll git yew home.
>> No. 40814510
>>40814505
>Hooray! But I was just dragged off by Vindicate.

>>40814506
^Electra shakes her head in a distraught and distressed manner.

"I do not know! I was just trying to affirm that I would not do anything harmful to anyone Kiddo cared about. The static was an accident!"

Last edited at Mon, Mar 9th, 2015 02:25

>> No. 40814511
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>>40814509
"Y-yeah... I-i'm quite tired, I-i appreciate it..."
>> No. 40814513
>>40814511
Awkay!

Where d'ya live?

>>40814510
>And Kiddo observes the two from the distance! Electra earned no good points with her today.
>> No. 40814514
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>>40814513
>Tanaka yawns, and gives her the address, only a couple of blocks away from the bar.
>> No. 40814515
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>>40814510
You were being pretty damn specific about it for her.

Honestly, I'm surprised she didn't blow a hole in your face before I could get to you. "It was never my intention to make you feel so distressed over your wife's safety, Kiddo! She's's really lucky I didn't kill her!"

> She fixes you with the sort of hard, unrelenting gaze only a veteran could ever pull off.

Don't...don't mess with her anymore, alright? That is my boss's wife. It was bad enough you got arrested the one time I took my eyes off you, do you really think for a second Ritsu wouldn't have you put down like a dog the second anything happened between you and Kiddo?
>> No. 40814516
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>>40814513
>>40814515
> At least, it seems, Vindicate isn't precisely on Electra's side on the matter, either. It's probably just in her job description as a "handler" that she not let Electra get herself killed.
>> No. 40814517
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>>40814514
>And Billyfish took her there!

>>40814515
>>40814516
Oi, Vindicate!

>Kiddo yelled up from the counter.

I'm not gonna treat her shit as threatening my Ritsu.

This time.
>> No. 40814519
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>>40814517
Noted, Kiddo.

> She shakes her head, heaving a frustrated sigh. Christ, it's like babysitting, with guns.
>> No. 40814520
>>40814515
^Hangs her head and looks down away from Vindicate's eyes, clearly ashamed of herself.

"No... I just- I did not mean to be so specific on purpose, and with the intention of antagonizing Kiddo, that is just the way I speak sometimes."

^Electra nervously taps her hooves together, before she looks up sorrowfully at into Vindicates eyes.
>> No. 40814521
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>>40814517
>It was quite a big house, two stories tall in a dark green. Tanaka unlocks the door, tiredly pushing it open, riding atop Billyfish and holding her Billyfish plush.
>> No. 40814523
>>40814500
>Driver has broken out in a big ol' shit-eating grin.
Now what was that about two heartbeats and timey-wimey vision?
>Oh, it just keeps getting better for her.
Hey, who knows. Maybe all that's to come, right?
>> No. 40814524
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>>40814519
>>40814520
Heh.

>Kiddo smirked, observing them. She was enjoying this.

>>40814521
>Billyfish closed the door with her tail.
Ya know wha'? Ah can stay th' night if ya wanna. Yew coulda snuggle up ta sumthin' warm an' alive an nawt be alone tonigh'.
>> No. 40814525
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>>40814520
There's a lot of subtleties to language, and I get that. But looking at things realistically, right now, you're in no position at all to risk a miscommunication. Which is why I'm telling you right now, Kiddo is the very last person you need to be talking to, right next to Virginia.

Okay?

> Her expression only relented in the most marginal of ways.
>> No. 40814526
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>>40814523
>Varmus decided to break out the Teton tactic. He flashed a shit eating grin and drawled out a sing-song:

Spoooooilerrrrrrrrrrsss~
>> No. 40814527
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>>40814524
"O-oh, okay... I'd like that very much..."
>Tanaka directs her upstairs, to the first door on the left, into a bedroom more befitting a ten year old than an eighteen year old. It's light blue with the normal furnishings including a desk and king sized bed, and there is an overload of stuffed animals everywhere.
>> No. 40814529
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*rolls around*
>> No. 40814530
>>40814525
"Okay, I understand... And I will try to be more careful of Kiddo and Virginia in the future, because they are both extremely sensitive."

^Electra acknowledged, degraded by Vindicate's harsh truth, she wanted so much to just make everything right with them.
>> No. 40814531
>>40814527
>Billyfish grinned and dumped Tanake onto the bed, then flopped on it next to the burned girl, snuggling her warm, lovely self to her body.

>>40814530
>Kiddo saw Electra squirm and her heart soared. Maybe this little bitch will get some shit for what she did, after all, without her having to dirty her hands.
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>>40814531
>Tanaka covers her and Billyfish in the thick red blanket, and she snuggles her back, yawning, and drifting off to sleep with a smile on her face.

>And now i take my leave, it is almost 3 AM. Goodnight!
>> No. 40814533
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>>40814532
>Nighty!
>> No. 40814534
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>>40814531
>Kiddo's vindictive glaring made Electra a little uncomfortable, she could practically feel Kiddo lapping at her eyes, eager to taste those salty synthetic tears.

Last edited at Mon, Mar 9th, 2015 02:51

>> No. 40814535
>>40814526
>Curses, countered in her tactic by a more developed version!
Oh, hell, I'll just have to work with that little slip, won't I? Drat.
>She sighs.
Someday we'll be able to trade all these secrets and just dish though, won't we?
>She sips her milkshake and continues relaxing.
Meantime, I have no goddamn idea what to do next.
>> No. 40814536
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>>40814535
>> No. 40814538
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>>40814530
...No kidding.

> She presses a hoof to her own forehead, and slowly slides it down her face, rolling her eyes as she thought for a few moments.

I want you to think things through from now on, beyond the most immediate consequences. I wouldn't be here if I didn't think - didn't hope - that you could pull it off. But there's no reason to rush it.

Now, I have work today. So I can't be here like I was just then. But if you can stay out of trouble till I get back, I'll...run by Varmus' store and see if I can't find something you'd like.
>> No. 40814539
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>>40814534
>>40814538
>Kiddo smirked and finished her coffee, then hid herself in the Homespace.

>Varmus is avabilable to you both :3

>>40814535
>>40814536
>Dammit she cute.
When in doubt, alcohol and porn. Works for bachelors.

>He stuck his tongue out at her.
>> No. 40814541
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>>40814539
> ...Eh, sure, I have some time. I have Vindicate as well as Whisper. Who would you care for?
>> No. 40814542
>>40814538
^Electra nodded along, listening closely to every word Vindicate had to say, and taking it to heart.

"I will do my best, and I would like that." She replied, before waving her dearest mentor off for her work day. "Have a good day at work."

>>40814539
>I am going to take a break, but latter for sure!
>> No. 40814543
>>40814539
>I know! I thanked Quoten profusely for that. And it's pretty much perfect, as there's now a concrete image of what she looks like.

Alcohol, later. Porn, maybe. Right now I should stay off the alcohol for a while though, something about bone chips cutting my liver or something, I dunno. I wasn't exactly listening.
Still, I'll figure something out. Might give that tape another listen, maybe there's a missed clue from the first time.
>>40814541
>Vindicate sees the pizza girl in the bar!
>> No. 40814544
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>>40814541
>Well, Vindicate visiting Varmus' shop? He doesn't know Electra's on probation yet~

>>40814542
>Sure! Thanks for RP :3

>>40814543
...Mmmyeah, definetely no booze then, let your liver heal up.

Can I listen with you?
>> No. 40814545
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>>40814542
Mm...

> She sighs, hopes for the best, and steps outside. Seconds later, the telltale mechanical roar of her engines kick up, and tear down the street.

> She could use a good ride.

>>40814543
> What pizza girl?

> Vindicate never saw a pizza girl.

> Vindicate did not see anything.

>>40814544
> With the assumption she doesn't get in extra trouble today, I suppose that works.

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>> No. 40814546
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>>40814545
>Well, he'll be at his shop!
>> No. 40814547
>>40814544
And now you know why I got a milkshake.
MYSTERY SOOOOLVED!
>She flashes him another grin and then reaches into her suit, which is hanging up on a little peg next to the booth, and pulls out the tape recorder.
Heeeeere we are. Got some headphones?
>> No. 40814548
>>40814545
>Riiiight. Ohhh my yes.

<There was no pizza girl. There never was any pizza girl.
>> No. 40814549
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>>40814547
>Varmus nodded and pulled a pair outta apparently nowhere. Hammerspace!
>> No. 40814550
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>>40814546
> Vindicate steps in some time later, wearing one of her favorite grey sweaters, glancing around the shop for a few moments.

Huh.

This all looks expensive.

>>40814548
> Now you're getting it.
>> No. 40814551
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>>40814550
Some of those certainly are. Hello, Vindicate. How can I help you?
>> No. 40814552
>>40814549
Not even gonna ask. I'm assuming spoilers.
>She shrugs, and holds the tip of her hoof over the "Play" button, and pulls out her own headphones if Varmus didn't feel like sharing.
Right then...
>She hits play... Nothing new. The same thing. Gibberish for a minute or so at the beginning, following by a string of what can best be described as timelord trigger words, some words to Varmus, The Red Box is The Key, more things about The Keeper and an apology to Whisper.
...
>When it's done, Driver looks over to Varmus.
...*Sigh*... Nothing new.
>She starts rewinding it, and the tape starts playing backwards as Driver just listens...
>> No. 40814553
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>>40814551
Well, amazingly, I'm not here for a new gun. Actually looking for something a little like a present. Not my usual schtick, though, so some help would be appreciated.
>> No. 40814554
>>40814552
>Varmus shared the headphones - it was a little awkward, requiring them to smooch their cheeks together - and listened to the backwards recording. Maybe the gibberish was a message when played from the back?

>>40814553
Well, I'd be happy to help. For whom and what are you lookign for?
>> No. 40814555
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>>40814554
As far as I can tell, she's into books about...I dunno, history? Fantasy novels? Stuff like that. But maybe you have some neat little contraption she can fiddle with instead.
>> No. 40814556
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>>40814555
Huh... I've actually managed to put those away, but maybe those? It's the books Electra picked up when she got caught here. Not a bad choice, if I may say so myself.
>> No. 40814557
>>40814554
...Why dfidd I think this was a good idea?
>Driver hushes up quickly, but seems to be more or less enjoying herself, sure there wouldn't be any...
"WellVarmusyoucleverponyyoulisteningtothetapebackwards! Messagetwothen, havetomakeitquick. GoodolVarmusbeingallniceandmakingthings...Right,tothepoint. Whisperisabouttoapproachthetable, tellhimtomovethetardistenfeettotheleft,andnomatterwhathappens,youhavetostopTheKeeperfromgettingtothehideout.Notthebody,theotherone,it'llmakesense...Ou
ttatime!"
...
What the... Hell was that?
>> No. 40814558
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>>40814556
> She takes a look at the stack, and frowns deeply.

...Hhhhow much is all that gonna be?

>>40814557
> The Whisper seems to be staring at them from the window, hanging upside down in such a way that it looks as though he is standing upon the top sill of the window. A second look, however, shows he is not staring at them, but at a standing mirror that appears to have been moved up against the wall they sit close to.

> He is brushing his mane.
>> No. 40814559
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>>40814557
Because I'm a charming bastard. Now hush-

...

>Varmus rewinded and slowed the tape down, then murmured out with the tape.

"...Well, Varmus, you clever pony you, listening to the tape backwards! Message two, then, have to make it quick. Good ol' Varmus being all nice and making things... Right, to the point. Whisper is about to approach the table, tell him to move the Tardis ten feet to the left, and no matter what happens, you have to stop the Keeper from getting to the hideout. Not the body, the other one, it'll make sense... Outta time!"

>He stopped the recording and hummed.

...Okay. Whisper is about to approach the table, tell him to move the Tardis ten feet to the left.

This seems quite important in the most prosaic of ways.

The Keeper can't get to the hideout.

I have no idea what that body remeark was supposed to mean.

...And than you, Driver, your omnious hidden message self is quite friendly and affectionate.
>> No. 40814560
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>>40814558
This? Let me seee... Move seven, hold one... two in memory...

...753 bits. Those aren't too expensive, no real collector's items.
>> No. 40814561
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>>40814560
> Her eyes widen in mild alarm.

That may be a bit of a stretch, that.

How about if I just get two, and have you hold the others for me?
>> No. 40814562
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>>40814561
>He shrugged.
Eh, could do. Which two?
>> No. 40814563
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>>40814562
Let's say I'm working on a budget.
>> No. 40814564
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>>40814558
...Whisper, what are you...
...
>She just watches, slowly tilting her head before she figures it out and it snaps back to proper position.
Hey! Whisper! Got something you might want to hear! Finish your grooming then come over here!
>Well, maybe the tapes weren't 100% specific on exactly why things happen.

>>40814559
I-
>She's shushed at just the right moment, and listens along with the slowed tape. It's a painstaking process taking several minutes but eventually he can sort out the message at a comprehensible speed.
What, why ten feet? And why not meters?
>She sighs.
I can explain that. I've... Sort of gotten possession of The Keeper's body. Long story, part of what I told you before. But that last thing? Not a clue. Apparently you ARE a charming bastard. heheh.
>> No. 40814565
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>>40814564
Give me a minute...

> He appears to be having some trouble getting that little loop out of his mane.
>> No. 40814566
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>>40814563
So! Two cheapest so you can pay the least or two thickest so you get the most bang for your bit?

>>40814564
>>40814558
Oh please, Whisper was already listening in to us. The grooming was just smoke to the mirror. Isn't that right, Whisper?

So, the other body is...?
>> No. 40814567
>>40814565
...
>Driver scoots away from Varmus, taking the headphone off her head and heading over, taking a look at what's vexing him.
...You should keep it, I think it suits you.
>> No. 40814568
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>>40814566
> VINDICATE
We'll save the bargains for next time, yeah?

> THE WHISPER/WILLOW?/POET?

Partially correct. Multitasking. Trying to see how he did it...
> His voice comes a bit distorted through the window, but he's easy enough to understand.
>> No. 40814569
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>>40814568
Take those two and gimme 200.

>Varmus pointed to the thickest two in the bunch.

>>40814568
Did what, exactly?
>> No. 40814570
>>40814566
...Soooo he was...
>She looks over to Varmus.
No clue, I didn't see it. Don't think Whisper did either, but... That guy, that... Tengo guy, he has it now, since the timecops didn't get him. If they didn't get him, I dunno. Time travel... stuff.
>She shakes her head.
Can't keep it all straight...
>> No. 40814571
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>>40814570
Okay, grab a piece of paper and a pencil and write up a timeline. From your subjective point of view. What happened after what in your point of view.
>> No. 40814572
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>>40814569
...Uuurrgh.

> She fishes in her pocket for a moment, and produces her card, shaking her head slowly. This was not part of her job description.

>>40814569
Recently The Hitchhiker and I encountered a man who could make use of a single mirror to make it seem as though there were two of him. It was rather clever, really, but I wonder how his housekeeper didn't...

...She was an accomplice!

> He shakes his head with frustration, and manages to shimmy his way through the window after a moment.
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>>40814572
>The transaction was done!

>Now. moving on to the Whisper... Varmus shook his head, sharing a look with Driver.
It makes me wonder sometimes why most of Timelords behave like they were severely overdosed on coffee and crack all the time.
>> No. 40814574
>>40814571
No, no, that's not it. I mean, this guy, he could have been stopped already. The agents said he was from 4126, so he's probably not even been born yet. This guy can time travel too. But... More importantly...
HEY WHISPER!
>She turns to the window...
>>40814572
You should move your TARDIS ten feet to the left!
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>>40814573
You of all ponies ought to know my condition does not allow for much else.

Oh, er, there was also the LSD. But that's another story.

>>40814574
That would drop it off the side of the building, Driver.
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>>40814574
>>40814575
Don't tell us we didn't warn you. Seriously, ten feet to the left.
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>>40814576
If I must.

> Clearly a bit annoyed with being pressured into this bit of predestination, The Whisper exits the room. Some seconds later, he walks back in.

Good. Now we have a shipping crate floating in the air. Thus defeating the entire purpose of a chameleon circuit.
>> No. 40814578
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>>40814573
I know, right? It's absolutely bonkers. Always dashing about all the time! I mean, I've got no problem with the dashing about, but ya gotta slow down sometimes, right? There's a brake for a reason.
>>40814575
Well, ten feet to the left and however much down! Why is that a problem? It can fly, right? I think?
>> No. 40814579
>>40814577
>It's at about that moment that he gets in that there's a crash from the roof of the bar.
...
See, I think that's why.
>> No. 40814580
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>>40814577
No worries, it's probably important.

>>40814578
And that reason's other than drifting.
>> No. 40814581
>>40814580
Ah, see, they don't tell you that. And on a similar note, the handbrake is not impressive in the slightest, no matter what people tell you.
>> No. 40814582
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>>40814579
Good. Tell him he's a prat.

>>40814580
> He nods, and sighs deeply, administering his vicodin before taking a seat at the bar.
>> No. 40814583
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>Meanwhile!

>Teton, the one and only, fell down from the rafters with a yelp and a loud crash, got herself up, and dusted off, looking like a cat that botched a jump and tried to seem like she meant to do that.

>>40814581
Duly noted!
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>>40814583
> Right next to Whisper, who was presently pocketing his screwdriver.

Good morning, Teton. It has been some time.
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>>40814584
Was it? What year is it? Oh, right. Still 2015. Yes, it was a little while, indeed. What's up! Other than me, that's it, I'm not anymore. My butt hurts.
>> No. 40814586
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>>40814585
Unsurprising. I am well. Albeit recovering from a migraine. C'est la vie, no?
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>>40814586
And what a wonderful life it is! Being alive, quite a wonderful feeling. The panicked thrum of hearts in your chest, pumping blood though your veins, papapatat! Papapatat! Papapatat! Papapatat!

I'm hungry. Are there still muffins around?
>> No. 40814588
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>>40814587
More than likely. If I were you, however, I would check the expirations. Tricky business, that. I am quite satisfied, however, with some tea. And perhaps a cake. Strangely, in the mood for cake.
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>>40814588
The cake is always a good idea.

>Teton pranced over to the minifridge behind the counter and bent down on straight legs, back turned to Whisper.

I found strawberry shortcake! Yummy! Wanna?
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>>40814589
> The Whisper shrugs, and returns his forelegs to their typical arch, wherein he appeared to be in some deep thought as he turned his eyes skyward for a moment.

I hardly see why not.
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>>40814590
>She took it out and placed on the countertop between them.
Yummy!
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>>40814591
> He gives it a fair once over before procuring a fork.

Don't believe I've ever tried this. Goes well with cream, I'm told.
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>>40814592
And goes well with milk.

>She pulled out a knife and cut the cake in two!
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>>40814593
Ah, that does sound quite lovely. Would you happen to have any?
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>>40814594
I never leave home without it!

>She procured them two glasses of milk and a can of whipped cream.
We shall indulge.
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>>40814595
Wonderful.

> And so he does. Not two seconds in, he asks the obvious question.

Precisely how do you not leave home without milk?
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>>40814596
Lactation.

>...well that would explain the taste.
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>>40814597
...Iiiiintimate.
>> No. 40814599
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>>40814598
Thank you!
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>>40814599
In a bit of a mood, then, I see.

> He does not pursue the matter, but he does seem to mostly ignore his glass while he continues to dine, unless otherwise noted.
>> No. 40814601
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>>40814600
No, why?

>She had no problems with drinking her glass of milk.
>> No. 40814602
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>>40814601
Because you are attempting to get a rise out of me by implying this milk is yours in every sense that would imply.
>> No. 40814603
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>>40814602
You have a dirty mind. Who said it's my milk?
>> No. 40814604
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>>40814603
No one. The implication was there, however. I will not, however, deny the former in a million years.
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>>40814604
Hmm. And in a million and one year?
>> No. 40814606
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>>40814605
I might deny it then. But I doubt it. Old habits, and all that.
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>>40814606
At least you're consistent.
>> No. 40814608
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>>40814605
I might deny it then, but I doubt it. Old habits and all that. I feel you are of a similar mindset.
>> No. 40814609
Once again, that one creeper leaving a message for Raggsy
Thanks for letting her know, whoever sees her next. Please, if you don't mind.
>> No. 40814610
>Heya! Anyone here?
>> No. 40814611
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>>40814610
>> No. 40814612
>>40814611
>A bit late, gtg in 10 mins! D:
>> No. 40814613
>>40814612
D:
well i guess that makes 10 minutes of cudles
>> No. 40814614
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>> No. 40814615
> A certain cream colored Pegasus sits alone in the bar, his expression immensely pained, his eyes lingering on a nearby bottle of whiskey.
>> No. 40814616
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>>40814615
"You okay, bub?"
>> No. 40814617
>>40814616
> His eyes flicker over for the briefest of instants.

No moreso than yourself, Paladin.
>> No. 40814618
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>>40814617
"... Real bad, then.
How'd ya figure out?"
>> No. 40814619
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>How many of you should be going to bread right now?

>I should have been in bread longer, going by how well I am typing.
>> No. 40814620
>>40814618
Haircut, clean shave, demeanor, says military. No other institution would keep a man of your age fighting, but your scars aren't so old, and your musculature remains hard. You drink, heavily, post traumatic and coping.

> His ears pin flat against his head as his pains flare up a bit more.

Not so difficult.
>> No. 40814621
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>>40814620
"... Huh. We got a smartass.

Correct on all accounts. Need anything to ease the pain?"
>> No. 40814622
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>>40814621
I have narcotics that may be of assistance. I am reluctant to make use of them.

But my resolve is dwindling.
>> No. 40814623
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>>40814622
"What's ailing ya? sickness? internal bleeding?"
>> No. 40814624
>>40814623
Consistent and severe pain and inflammation, causes uncertain. Migraines becoming frequent. Suspect neural damage, pain receptors damaged.

> He rattles this off without missing a beat, but he is most assuredly telling the truth, as his gingered movements and expression of a man who is trying very hard to ignore the fact that he is literally on fire are sure to ascertain.
>> No. 40814625
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>>40814624
"... Huh. I cured diseases, but nothing that complex. Hereditary?"
>> No. 40814626
>>40814625
Might say that.
>> No. 40814628
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>>40814626
"Hmm. Mind if I try something? Can't guarantee it'll fix ya, but it might fix some of the damage."
>> No. 40814629
>>40814628
Explain the procedure in detail, and I will give it thought.

Ah, nearly forgot to introduce myself, as well. I am The Whisper. Would that we'd met under more agreeable circumstances.
>> No. 40814630
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>>40814629
"Paladin-Inquisitor Darius.

Basically, I'm gonna pray and put my hand where it hurts.

That's how most of the Order heals wounds."
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>> No. 40814632
>>40814630
I've absolutely no reason to believe that will work.

Nor do I have reason to believe it will make it particularly worse. Please be mindful, though.
>> No. 40814633
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>>40814632
"Right. Where does it hurt the most?"
>> No. 40814634
>>40814633
...Er...everywhere. I apologize, did I not clarify that?
>> No. 40814635
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>>40814634
"The most. Come up with one point where you'll be the least uncomfortable with my hand."
>> No. 40814636
>>40814635
> The Whisper hesitates a moment, before slowly extending his left wing. He does not appear to use it very often. Musculature is lacking, feathers are softer than the average flier's.
>> No. 40814638
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>>40814636
Darius takes a deep breath and starts chanting silently.

His hands take a peculier white glow, as he slowly places his hand on Whisper's left wing.

>Roll to see if it helps and how much?
>> No. 40814639
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>>40814638
> 1d20 = 1

> 1: Pain is actively worsened. Whisper is promptly set on fire.
> 2-15: Nothing happens.
> 16-19: Pain temporarily recedes a bit for X - 15 days.
> 20: Pain is slightly relieved, and will no longer worsen any further.
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>>40814639
>... Uuuuuh.

>Like, literal fire?
>> No. 40814642
>>40814641
> Literal fire.
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>>40814642
>... I doooooon't think faith alone can do that unless he's a vampire.
>> No. 40814644
>>40814643
> Might have something to do with past sins, or lack of a soul. Take your pick. In either case, poor sod's wing just caught aflame. There is an instant of silence wherein his eyes widen as he stares in shock and horror, collecting his breath to scream...
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>>40814644
And with a quick action, with surprise still visible in his eyes, the old man tore a vial from his belt, and emptied its contents on said wing.

It's water.

Cold, soothing, refreshing water.
>> No. 40814646
>>40814645
> Good reflexes. The fire is put out before it can do a ton of damage, but his wing is still burned fairly badly, and he still yelps and stumbles away in shock and pain!

Again?!
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>>40814646
"... You don' feel like a demon and as far as I can tell your soul's still in you, bub. Whaddaya mean by 'again'?"
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>> No. 40814649
>>40814647
Last time someone tried to help, it was my mane that caught on fire!

> He takes a few seconds to calm down, and then, only with an application of some salve still left in his pocket. It's not much...
>> No. 40814650
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>>40814648
>What is that.
>>40814649
"... Right. What are you?"
>> No. 40814651
>>40814648
>Bunny girls, now with karate chop action!
>> No. 40814652
>>40814650
>Amazing World if Gumball as animu.
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>>40814651
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>>40814653
>>40814652
>Oh yeah.
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>>40814654
>Hiss
>> No. 40814656
>>40814650
...I...am not sure.

> He tenderly rubs his new burns, his expression perfectly crestfallen.

Time Lord, but...also...
>> No. 40814657
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>> No. 40814658
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>>40814657
>> No. 40814659
>>40814658
>sup?
>> No. 40814660
>>40814658
>Kurwiki w oczach.
>> No. 40814661
>>40814660
k

>>40814659
no class!
>> No. 40814662
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>>40814661
>Well, I wasn't going to say it. But if you want to admit to having no class, who am I to argue?
>> No. 40814663
>>40814662
>Ill admit to my fictional horse's lack of class
>> No. 40814664
>>40814661
>Awesome!
>> No. 40814665
File 142591837172.jpg - (65.17KB , 574x432 , tumblr_labakkR2FS1qaqlwv.jpg )
40814665
>>40814661
>It was supposed to be joke for a Varmus.

>You could translate is as... I dunno, "fuckities in the eyes"?
>> No. 40814666
File 142591925009.gif - (1.96MB , 329x348 , bouncing pup.gif )
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>> No. 40814667
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>>40814666
>> No. 40814668
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>>40814666
>Want attenshun
>> No. 40814669
>>40814667

>Hello.

>>40814668

>Can U blame him?
>> No. 40814670
File 142592013284.jpg - (116.07KB , 789x774 , Mew pie.jpg )
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>> No. 40814671
>>40814670

>Hello.
>> No. 40814672
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>>40814669
>I have a name for the robutt with a gun.
>She'll be either named named Shouseki or Shiaoshi.

>Both written as 硝石 originally.
>> No. 40814673
File 142592032760.jpg - (240.46KB , 1600x1200 , Husky-Puppy-Wallpaper1.jpg )
40814673
>>40814669
>I blame him for World War 2
>>40814670
>Hello!
>> No. 40814674
>>40814672

>How come?

>>40814673

>How come?
>> No. 40814675
File 142592036162.png - (35.09KB , 267x319 , Huh.png )
40814675
>>40814671
>>40814673
>Heya'! RP?
>> No. 40814676
>>40814675

>Who you wanna?
>> No. 40814677
File 142592039760.jpg - (45.75KB , 600x700 , Wolf Husky Pups_wolf-dog-a2012101711542.jpg )
40814677
>>40814674
>he could have stopped it, but he was so lazy that he kept stallin-g
>>40814675
>Sure im just fiddling with weapons., I bought me a sniper and a new pistol :3
>> No. 40814678
>>40814677

>...Haaaaah :D
>> No. 40814679
File 142592054670.jpg - (946.93KB , 2304x3072 , KNO3_cryrtal.jpg )
40814679
>>40814674
>Niter.
>> No. 40814680
File 142592058646.jpg - (4.92KB , 225x225 , Cheesy grin.jpg )
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>>40814676
>Anyone really! Whoever they are, they're getting their face softly booped with Ammie's feet.

>>40814677
>Who you want?~

>And that's awesome, snipers are amazing utility weapons. Especially the Mosin Nagant, since it can oneshot almost everyone up until Overkill.

>>40814677
>> No. 40814681
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40814681
>>40814680

...Do you mind?
>> No. 40814682
File 142592070194.jpg - (6.85KB , 232x217 , Weird ass crotch.jpg )
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>>40814681
"...My feet are better for booping than my hands!"
>> No. 40814683
File 142592070501.jpg - (15.71KB , 300x300 , _Pippup.jpg )
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>>40814680
>Yeah I was looking at the Nagant. I hve the Rattlesnake right now because it seemed to be the best to just try snipers and see if I liked them first. I feel like I need to Ace Gunslinger before I get the Nagant though if it only has 30 shots.


>Hm...want Dusk or someone playing with a Silver? :3
>>40814678
> :D
>> No. 40814684
File 142592073210.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
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>>40814683

>You clever meanie.

>>40814682

They're also smellier.
>> No. 40814685
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40814685
>>40814683
>It's got a decent ammo pickup, but you'll need to carry a good secondary.

>>40814684
"Nu uh! They don't smell!"
>> No. 40814686
File 142592100559.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40814686
>>40814685

You just hit my nose with it, I should know.
>> No. 40814687
File 142592112133.jpg - (116.07KB , 789x774 , Mew pie.jpg )
40814687
>>40814686
"..."

Ammie proceeds to try and smell her own feet!
>> No. 40814688
File 142592116024.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40814688
>>40814687

>Hey, your character! Don't take my word for it.
>> No. 40814689
File 142592122764.jpg - (34.26KB , 300x400 , ♥.jpg )
40814689
>>40814688
"...You liar!"
>> No. 40814690
File 142592124766.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40814690
>>40814689

What?
>> No. 40814691
File 142592128426.jpg - (4.92KB , 225x225 , Cheesy grin.jpg )
40814691
>>40814690
"They don't smell!"

Boop.
>> No. 40814692
>>40814683
>>40814685
>Hah, nerds. I'll stick with my improved drill, and sentry turret
>> No. 40814693
File 142592143630.jpg - (81.10KB , 550x720 , Apprehension.jpg )
40814693
>>40814691

How would you know? I don't think you have nostrils.
>> No. 40814694
File 142592152910.jpg - (15.71KB , 300x300 , _Pippup.jpg )
40814694
>>40814685
>I was thinking the Sig.40
>>40814684


>For both of u, pupber was in the bur...
>> No. 40814695
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>>40814694

...What's even going on?
>> No. 40814696
File 142592158606.png - (35.09KB , 267x319 , Huh.png )
40814696
>>40814692
>Suck my RPG and Raven.

>>40814693
"...Y-Yes I do!"

>>40814694
Pupber is being assaulted with cuddles!

>If you'd like, I can get you the Leo pistol.
>> No. 40814697
File 142592160850.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40814697
>>40814696

Show me them.
>> No. 40814698
>>40814696
>...Okay
>> No. 40814699
File 142592164348.png - (233.64KB , 500x500 , I've seen enough hentai and this DOES NOT SCARE ME.png )
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>> No. 40814700
File 142592165372.png - (35.09KB , 267x319 , Huh.png )
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>>40814697
She proceeds to float on over to you and sniff, showing off her teeny tiny nostrils.
>> No. 40814701
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>>40814700

...I still can't see them.
>> No. 40814702
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40814702
>>40814701
She pouts and boops you with her feets again.
>> No. 40814703
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40814703
>>40814702

Why do you keep doing that?
>> No. 40814704
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40814704
>>40814703
"It's your fault, you told me my hands were too small for boops!"
>> No. 40814705
File 142592182317.png - (28.50KB , 250x226 , Lotsegrump.png )
40814705
>Aaaaanyway, hi guys.
>> No. 40814706
File 142592186335.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40814706
>>40814704

Did I ever do that?
>> No. 40814707
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40814707
>>40814696
>I bought Bobm Heists so I have access to it. is it better?


>>40814695
>>40814696
>Lays down and accepts his fate
I'm dying from cudds...
>> No. 40814708
File 142592196461.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40814708
>>40814707

Is that even possible?
>> No. 40814709
>>40814706
"...Yes?"

>>40814705
>Hai.

>>40814707
>It's a pretty good pistol. o3o

>So is the chimano custom.

He gets his belly rubbed!
>> No. 40814710
>So how is everyone?
>> No. 40814711
File 142592221643.jpg - (255.91KB , 450x600 , 946.jpg )
40814711
>Valentina yawned and stretched out, sleeping in the rafters lazily, her tail swishing side to side.

>Scipio was down below her examining something on a large piece of parchment.
>> No. 40814712
File 142592222021.gif - (1.59MB , 500x331 , The Foundation Bring-your-kid-to-work-day.gif )
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>>40814709
>>40814707
>The funny thing here is that I'm in a country where military service is mandatory and I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
>> No. 40814713
File 142592222951.jpg - (48.13KB , 464x1024 , Huh.jpg )
40814713
>>40814709

I can't remember.
>> No. 40814714
File 142592231899.jpg - (93.86KB , 500x611 , Can'tCredit.jpg )
40814714
>>40814711
"Whatcha writing, Skip?"
>> No. 40814715
File 142592232160.gif - (202.92KB , 400x300 , Floaty.gif )
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>>40814712
>We're talking about Payday 2, and it's fictional weapons since it never uses any of it's real names.

>>40814713
"..."

She nuzzles under your chin.

>>40814711
Val is approached by this thing!
>> No. 40814716
File 142592232629.gif - (1.55MB , 240x334 , tumblr_mpueqy0KBq1r5c792o1_250.gif )
40814716
>>40814709
>Yeah I was looking up good guns, I kept hearing the Chum Custom, the Stryk, and Intercepter .45 coming up again and again
>> No. 40814717
File 142592235523.jpg - (62.66KB , 360x640 , Hunh.jpg )
40814717
>>40814715

...Whyyyyy?
>> No. 40814718
>>40814715
>Oh.


>I need you to drag me into that game sometimes, for some reason I keep putting playing it off in exchange for DA.
>> No. 40814719
File 142592247415.png - (421.24KB , 603x727 , 6457.png )
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>>40814714
It is a a treatise on armoring and smithing from a realm that Aryadne and I had traveled too.~

>>40814715
>Valentina opened one eye, and saw the little pink thing. She yawned much like a cat and her ears twitching.
Bonsoir.~
>> No. 40814720
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>>40814719
"Huh. Neat.


... Don't suppose you know any nearby saltwater springs? I need it for a certain ritual."
>> No. 40814721
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>>40814720
I am sure there might be one in the woods wouldnt you think?
>> No. 40814722
File 142592261511.jpg - (14.30KB , 250x272 , Silly head.jpg )
40814722
>>40814721
"Possibly.

It's absolutely necessary it'll be saltwater, though."
>> No. 40814723
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>>40814722
Well it is not as though we cannot search for another one if the one we find isnt to your liking!

Perhaps we should enlist the capabilities of The Survivor?
>> No. 40814724
File 142592273394.jpg - (10.60KB , 187x269 , Alright bud.jpg )
40814724
>>40814723
"That'll be...?"
>> No. 40814725
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40814725
>>40814724
Her name given to her was Kiddo, her family name is Tainaka now I remember the officer telling me.~
>> No. 40814726
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>>40814725
"Oh. Her.

I suppose we could ask, yes."
>> No. 40814727
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>>40814726
Yes, we just have to find her now, Luckily enough we are standing on the front porch of her home.
>> No. 40814728
File 142592294470.jpg - (14.30KB , 250x272 , Silly head.jpg )
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>>40814727
"... She lives here?

Expected more, for some reason."
>> No. 40814729
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40814729
>>40814728
Yes, she lives over there. Through that doorway, I have never ventured inside of it.
>She said pointing to a door by the bathrooms, on with a carrot on the door.
>> No. 40814730
File 142592307881.png - (78.51KB , 300x400 , Brom_Holcombsson.png )
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>>40814729
"... I'm aware being the forester doesn't pay well, but I doubt it's to a level where she has to sleep in the toilets."
>> No. 40814731
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>>40814730
According to others, and the one above, there is more beyond the door then just outting houses.
>> No. 40814732
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>>40814728
>>40814729
>As if on a cue, the door opened, revealing a Kiddo in black yoga pants, loose t-shirt falling off one shoulder, and absolutely adorable pair of ankle socks - white dotted with little red hearts - hidden parially by fluffy pink bunny slippers.
Can I help you two chucklefucks?
>> No. 40814733
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>>40814732
It is almost as if we summoned The Survivor.

>Scipio called over.
We have need of your abilities!
>> No. 40814734
File 142592323752.jpg - (14.30KB , 250x272 , Silly head.jpg )
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>>40814732
>>40814731
"I don't suppose there's any saltwater springs in the forest?"
>> No. 40814735
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>>40814733
>>40814734
Why yes, hello, evrything going fine in my life, thank you for asking and saying hello and all.
>> No. 40814736
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>>40814735
"You din' ask me, I din' ask you."
>> No. 40814737
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40814737
>>40814735
My apologies Forester.
>Scipio bowed her head to Kiddo.
Are you well enough to assist us? If not we could use a direction.~
>> No. 40814739
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40814739
>>40814736
You come to me. 'S basic courtsey for you to ask first. Especially that you want somethin' from me.

>>40814737
Ugh. Sure, sure. Gimme a moment to gear up.
>> No. 40814740
File 142592373671.jpg - (137.58KB , 400x681 , What is that.jpg )
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>>40814739
"I'm a fighter, not a diplomat. Not used to talking nicely."
>> No. 40814741
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>>40814739
Take all the time Mrs Tainaka, your assistance is greatly appreciated.~
>Scipio herself began to don her own armor and equipment.
>> No. 40814742
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Space+whisky/funny-pictures/5477512/
>Science has many forms
>> No. 40814743
File 142592419662.jpg - (304.82KB , 800x1316 , Cestus armour.jpg )
40814743
>>40814740
Can't use your tongue, ladies must love ya.

>>40814741
Yeah, yeah. One moment.

>Kiddo slammed the door shut and came back several minutes later, clad in her futuristic Cestus armor and sporting her usual equipment of 6 knives, one machete, three revolvers, two pistols and her Ritsu-gifted Garand amongst other little essentials, like a backpack etc.
>> No. 40814744
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>>40814743
>Scipio clapped her hands together with a happy little smile, she so enjoyed seeing armor and weaponry in all its form.
Excellent!
>> No. 40814745
File 142592443522.jpg - (10.60KB , 187x269 , Alright bud.jpg )
40814745
>>40814743
"Vow of Abstinence."
>>40814744
>>40814743
"neat armor, too. We going?"
>> No. 40814748
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40814748
>Alright im back, anyone want to rp?
>> No. 40814749
File 142592492432.png - (436.86KB , 786x1017 , boom.png )
40814749
>>40814744
Let's?

>>40814745
We going.

>Kiddo started to walk out of the Bar!
>> No. 40814750
File 142592493427.jpg - (59.79KB , 600x337 , 1368671197379_by_lady_n_gentleman-d7nyked.jpg )
40814750
>>40814748
>YES
>> No. 40814751
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>>40814749
And the guy followed, grabbing a warhammer on the way out.
>> No. 40814752
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>>40814748
>Would you like too?

>>40814749
We shall!
>Said Scipio, raising her spear, to lean it against her self as they walked, carrying her shield on her back.~ She wore a trojan style helmet with a tall red mohawk.
>> No. 40814753
>>40814752
>>40814748
>I'd be up for stuff...
>> No. 40814754
File 142592519521.jpg - (214.96KB , 640x873 , target in sight.jpg )
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>>40814751
>>40814752
How thick is that armor?

>Kiddo led their little escapade out of the Bar and towards the Everfree Forest.
>> No. 40814755
File 142592523884.jpg - (51.29KB , 457x640 , Swag- ACTIVATED.jpg )
40814755
>>40814754
"Saved me for about twenty five years."
>> No. 40814756
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>>40814754
Remarkably, mine stopped projectile rounds from piercing in close proximity.
>> No. 40814757
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>>40814753
>Whatcha waaaan?
>> No. 40814758
File 142592552451.png - (90.72KB , 460x485 , Baby Dragon.png )
40814758
>>40814750
>Who?
>>40814752
>Sure I think I can do it now
>>40814753
>What stuff?
>> No. 40814759
File 142592558294.png - (161.36KB , 500x500 , You'd like that wouldn't you.png )
40814759
>>40814758
>Want an Essy?
>> No. 40814760
File 142592570353.png - (967.97KB , 575x1054 , 54689.png )
40814760
>>40814758
>Valentina slept lazily in the rafters of the bar, her tail swaying side to side.~
>> No. 40814761
File 142592570445.jpg - (304.82KB , 800x1316 , Cestus armour.jpg )
40814761
>>40814755
>>40814756
Cool.

>They entered the forest!

Okay, so. There's one saltwater spring I know of, deeper in the forest to the North. I know there's some cockatrices there, though, so you chucklefucks stay close, don't be stupid and listen to what I say. I'd rather not have a problem of either of you turning into a stone statue.
>> No. 40814762
>>40814757
>Hm...Someone and Val? I dunno who I feel like...
>>40814758
>I dunno
>> No. 40814763
File 142592578093.jpg - (93.86KB , 500x611 , Can'tCredit.jpg )
40814763
>>40814761
"A curse of petrification?

Think I have a prayer which cures that."
>> No. 40814764
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>>40814759
>Sure, Corax was in the bar, eating chicken
>>40814760
>A little girl, lookign to be in her earlier to mid teens and yet to properly devlop was pawing at the tail above her
>>40814762
>You okay Shades?
>> No. 40814765
File 142592584765.png - (161.21KB , 263x348 , Clem.png )
40814765
>>40814764
Suddenly, a drumstick started floating in the air, before it began to lazily revolve around him.
>> No. 40814766
>>40814764
>I got 3 hours of sleep lalst night and we're out of coffee...
>And I don't have time to nap because I have projects due tomorrow and Wednesday
>> No. 40814767
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>>40814763
Can you use it while turned to stone?
>> No. 40814768
File 142592590136.png - (143.21KB , 201x380 , CI_83791_1380712805.png )
40814768
>>40814761
>>40814763
Of course, you have my word and I shall follow your lead.~
>Scipio said in a serious tone.

>>40814762
>Miya pushed Lilith

>>40814764
>She blinked a few times, woke up, then looked down to see the girl pawing at the tail. She yawned and then hopped down on the table next to her.
Bonsoir.
>> No. 40814769
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>>40814767
>>40814768
"Does it turn me instantly or gradually?"
>> No. 40814770
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>>40814768
Good girl.

>>40814769
Depends on the cockatrice and personal willpower.



^BRB
>> No. 40814771
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>>40814765
...Essy...My chicken :I
>>40814766
>Hugs
><So sorry :c
>>40814768
Oooh a french girl. Hellp, I'm Valentine du'Sorrel
>> No. 40814772
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>> No. 40814773
File 142592610367.jpg - (215.17KB , 800x999 , this butt cape dude.jpg )
40814773
>Morning.
>> No. 40814774
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>>40814771
>Also my entire torso still aches from ice skating...
>>40814768
>Lilith barely moves, putting her leg down to stop herself from sliding. She blinks, raising an eyebrow at Miya
...Why?
>> No. 40814775
File 142592615366.jpg - (107.42KB , 551x817 , 1 Voir, soldats brises peuvent encore sourire.jpg )
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>>40814770
>She nodded, a smile could be seen under her helmet.~

>>40814771
>She blinked a few times, surprised at her name.
My name is Valentina Dupont, it is a pleasure to meet you.~

>>40814774
I dunno.
>Miya smiled at her .
>> No. 40814776
>>40814773

>Hi bear!
>> No. 40814777
File 142592620659.png - (78.51KB , 300x400 , Brom_Holcombsson.png )
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>>40814770
"Well, looks like I can't, then."
>>40814771
He would hear a giggle, followed by a sharp cough.
>> No. 40814778
File 142592628772.jpg - (86.54KB , 657x488 , Young Ary and the sauce baws.jpg )
40814778
>>40814776
>Hey met, sup?
>> No. 40814779
>>40814778

>Nothing much really!
>> No. 40814780
>>40814778
>Oh also hi Dom
>> No. 40814781
File 142592640738.jpg - (310.80KB , 500x1116 , Ary meets Santa.jpg )
40814781
>>40814779
>I seeeeeeeeeeeee
>> No. 40814782
>>40814781

>No you don't.
>*Steals your eyes*
>> No. 40814783
File 142592645603.jpg - (247.41KB , 500x803 , Ary meets Santa 2.jpg )
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>>40814780
>Yes?
>> No. 40814784
File 142592648139.png - (116.58KB , 360x600 , As deadly as she is sexy.png )
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>>40814775
Hm...
>Lilith gently pushes her in return, two fingers on her sternum. 1d10 = 4 8+ and she accidentally pushes Miya over
>> No. 40814785
File 142592651772.jpg - (11.26KB , 212x238 , Bread.jpg )
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>>40814783
>Just said hi :I
>> No. 40814786
File 142592656591.png - (163.32KB , 212x297 , 4533.png )
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>>40814784
>She stumbles a little at the push and smiles, she gave Lilith a hug.
So whats up?
>> No. 40814787
File 142592664256.jpg - (11.74KB , 306x306 , Nope youre boring.jpg )
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>>40814782
>yay! Now I'm happy!

>>40814785
>What's up?
>> No. 40814788
>>40814787

>Of course!
>> No. 40814789
>>40814787
>I have things happening tomorrow!
>> No. 40814790
File 142592679478.jpg - (347.82KB , 610x957 , Skyrim bitch.jpg )
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>>40814775
>>40814777
>The trio makes their way through the forest, with Kiddo taking point...

>There were sounds of animal activity from all directions. The forest slowly woke up to life after the Winter...

1d100 = 6
>> No. 40814791
File 142592685009.png - (90.72KB , 460x485 , Baby Dragon.png )
40814791
>>40814772
>NO
>>40814773
>Heya
>>40814774
>Rubs it with Dom
>>40814775
>Thwe little girl, qutie pale, would have blushed if she could
O-oh I didn't...expect that! Um, it's nice to meet you too!
>> No. 40814792
File 142592685466.png - (174.51KB , 567x600 , Human Lilith.png )
40814792
>>40814786
>Lilith returns it, patting her back
Not much, been hanging out here...What about you?
>> No. 40814794
File 142592687604.png - (78.51KB , 300x400 , Brom_Holcombsson.png )
40814794
>>40814790
Darius, all the while, chanted silently to himself, mumbling in some incoherent language where the only repeated word is "Libra".
>> No. 40814795
>Gonna brb for a little, going for a short walk
>> No. 40814796
File 142592701385.jpg - (255.91KB , 450x600 , 946.jpg )
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>>40814790
It is certainly alive, much different than the walks I took along the skirt of the woods.

>>40814791
>She smiled a little and gave the girl a little pet.
So, how are you? What are you doing here Ms Valentine?
>> No. 40814797
File 142592710117.jpg - (20.06KB , 236x362 , Yang in there baby.jpg )
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>>40814788
>>40814789
>Things hapening for me too

>>40814791
>Sup?
>> No. 40814798
File 142592714851.jpg - (8.36KB , 250x250 , 1383459017284s.jpg )
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>>40814797
>Anaconda

>Is SHE a trap?
>> No. 40814799
File 142592718603.png - (90.72KB , 460x485 , Baby Dragon.png )
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>>40814797
>Doing things to Val-butt
>>40814796
oh um...well this is one of the few places I can get out too anymore. I'm not....allowed outside alot.
>> No. 40814800
File 142592722606.jpg - (71.61KB , 548x643 , 1333878737393.jpg )
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>>40814799
Ahh I see, are you grounded perhaps?
>She said with a smile.
>> No. 40814801
File 142592723207.jpg - (737.97KB , 882x1332 , notrape.jpg )
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>>40814794
>>40814796
Mmyea. Everfree's where all the nasty bitches at. And basically the only free forest ever. Wild and untamed.

Ponies control the whole natural world everywhere else. To the point of manually changing seasons. It's kinda fucked up.

...Old fart, could you maybe not? For five minutes? It's annoyin'.
>> No. 40814802
File 142592732999.jpg - (97.11KB , 500x394 , Who pooped on the rug again.jpg )
40814802
>>40814801
"... Alright, I'll stop.

Don't cry at me when this bites you in the ass."
>> No. 40814803
File 142592735644.jpg - (145.73KB , 578x877 , Angel.jpg )
40814803
>>40814798
>Least you're not asking "Why does that female character have boobs!?"

>>40814799
>Innnnntresting.
>> No. 40814804
File 142592741766.png - (3.25MB , 1600x2400 , 1423797473469.png )
40814804
>>40814801
Oh Interesting, I must log this when I return to the bar and write of this venture.
>> No. 40814805
File 142592744140.png - (28.54KB , 289x264 , Lil' Angel.png )
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>>40814777
Don't make me find you :o
>> No. 40814806
File 142592745436.jpg - (14.80KB , 225x285 , Hahah!.jpg )
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>>40814803
>I asked (With admittedly poor wording) Why a person who fights would have encumberingly-large tits, as they are neither practical nor plausible on a character who constantly fights!
>Heheh, yeah. My bad.
>> No. 40814807
File 142592749582.png - (264.96KB , 1299x1322 , Why would I set your tail on fire mom it was clearly not me please ignore the lighter in my hand.png )
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>>40814805
She just keeps laughing as the drumstick flies up, directly above him!
>> No. 40814808
File 142592754636.jpg - (12.87KB , 198x198 , 1420155584270.jpg )
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>>40814806
>Sports bras and compression shirts exist entirely for this reason you huge nerd.
>> No. 40814809
File 142592764364.png - (375.68KB , 703x1019 , spoiler.png )
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>>40814808
>Yes. Because she's clearly wearing either of those.

>Alright stopping now before my stupidity crawls out again.
>> No. 40814810
>>40814809

>I told you the answer before, because it's a fighting game.
>Better spend all that animating budget on something people will appreciate being animated!
>> No. 40814811
>>40814810
>"Alright stopping now before my stupidity crawls out again."

>Well, looks like it already did. Sorry, y'all!
>> No. 40814812
File 142592785299.jpg - (509.33KB , 588x920 , Ritsu, you horny yet.jpg )
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>>40814802
>>40814804
What's it with you cats and making journals?

1d100 = 12
>> No. 40814813
File 142592791366.jpg - (93.86KB , 500x611 , Can'tCredit.jpg )
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>>40814812
Darius just kept walking, silent this time, although he occasionally looked around him in apathy combined with slight worry.
>> No. 40814814
File 142592791894.png - (248.62KB , 600x675 , f0eceecfc0119ef9a257ba2f726fafde.png )
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>>40814812
I take it upon myself to chronicle important things on my adventures and travails.

For example the study of the bar itself, and its denizens. You yourself Survivor have your own article.~
>> No. 40814815
>I am back
>>40814814
>Continue?
>>40814792
>> No. 40814816
File 142592816988.png - (2.18MB , 1675x1198 , 1425924344711.png )
40814816
>waiting 5 minutes

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iA2m&k=d1v

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iA2m&k=d1v

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iA2m&k=d1v

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iA2m&k=d1v

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iA2m&k=d1v

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iA2m&k=d1v
>> No. 40814817
File 142592843781.jpg - (41.36KB , 500x500 , I should add scars here.jpg )
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>>40814813
Ease up a little, old man. You're pretty safe with me here.

So, warhammer?

I knew a guy who used shit like this. Painted it with a fluorescent paint and fought at night. Magic.

>>40814814
Really? You can't say things like this and not let me read it later.
>> No. 40814818
File 142592859098.jpg - (93.86KB , 500x611 , Can'tCredit.jpg )
40814818
>>40814817
"Quit callin' me old man. I'm forty.

I knew a squire who did that with his daggers.

He forgot the point of fighting at night is usually not to be seen."
>> No. 40814820
File 142592889716.gif - (3.79KB , 132x249 , Meenah_yes_very.gif )
40814820
>So, I decided to listen to some homstack music, decided to check one of the albums I haven't checked yet and the choice was "Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido".


>Nice.
>> No. 40814821
File 142592899406.jpg - (136.22KB , 500x1600 , 2014-11-27-689713.jpg )
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>>40814817
Well of course I shall let you read it, but it is not quite finished yet.~

>>40814792
Nothing, just getting ready to join the military as always.
>> No. 40814823
File 142592906331.jpg - (96.39KB , 620x357 , 23.jpg )
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>>40814800
Um no I'm...sick so I can't...stay out long...I have trouble around....people.
>> No. 40814824
File 142592912317.jpg - (147.23KB , 1024x683 , 2Je suis pas un heros.jpg )
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>>40814823
Ahh, well I have trouble around people as well at times. But, I find you to be interesting, so I shall keep you company.~
>> No. 40814825
File 142592913297.jpg - (307.43KB , 850x1522 , Hooray!.jpg )
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>>40814823
>>40814800

You're better now, anyway! Mostly.
>> No. 40814826
File 142592925947.jpg - (171.98KB , 800x1117 , I swear, the camera just turned on by itself.jpg )
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>>40814821
Oh, how's it going with all that?
>> No. 40814827
File 142592927191.jpg - (376.62KB , 568x639 , 099c3b7dbda7649073ce876f7e15f43b.jpg )
40814827
>>40814825
>Vampriari is back?
>> No. 40814828
>>40814827

>*bleat*
>> No. 40814829
File 142592938508.jpg - (373.12KB , 621x871 , 2b61b55d56_2006290844.jpg )
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>>40814825
>>40814824
>Valentine looked down, nervously tugging the end of her red hair
Mostly...and um...thank you...Val-2.
>> No. 40814830
File 142592943701.jpg - (51.29KB , 500x447 , frilly frilly hat hat.jpg )
40814830
>>40814829

...Val 2?
>> No. 40814831
File 142592947251.png - (421.24KB , 603x727 , 6457.png )
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>>40814825
>>40814829
You are very welcome.
>Val turned her head to the new girl and smiled.
Do you know her?~

My name is Valentina.~
>> No. 40814832
File 142592948669.png - (160.73KB , 347x450 , awesome!.png )
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>>40814828
>> No. 40814833
File 142592950409.jpg - (129.34KB , 591x635 , 3467.jpg )
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>>40814826
Its going alright, just waiting on a call from my recruiter is all.~
>> No. 40814834
File 142592953078.jpg - (51.29KB , 500x447 , frilly frilly hat hat.jpg )
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>>40814831

Of course I do! I help look after her.
>> No. 40814835
>>40814818
Hah. Never said it was a good idea.

>>40814821
No problem.


1d100 = 44
>> No. 40814836
File 142592956584.png - (848.37KB , 877x1045 , Alternate Human Lilith, aka(Oh no she's hot).png )
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>>40814833
Oh, cool...Been keeping busy?
>> No. 40814837
File 142592960098.png - (46.77KB , 97x260 , 7458943.png )
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>>40814834
Ahh I see! Well, what is your name? If I may ask?~

>>40814835
How much farther?
>Said Scipio, she then took a drink of water from her water skin.

>>40814836
Yeah sorta, stealin stuff and what not.~
>> No. 40814839
File 142592960502.png - (78.51KB , 300x400 , Brom_Holcombsson.png )
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>>40814835
He chuckles.
"Especially when the undead focus on foul-smelling things.

No idea what was in that thing, but it smelled for miles."
>> No. 40814840
File 142592961658.jpg - (44.85KB , 491x750 , Vals super fucking stoked.jpg )
40814840
>And that's how you drop an entire bottle of wine.
>> No. 40814841
File 142592963210.png - (585.28KB , 800x973 , fingers don't work like that.png )
40814841
>>40814837

Remilia!
>> No. 40814842
File 142592969762.jpg - (31.45KB , 225x350 , 301823.jpg )
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>>40814841
What a very pretty name!
>She said it to herself a few times silently to remember it.
Remilia, it is a pleasure to meet you.~
>> No. 40814843
File 142592973435.jpg - (72.74KB , 435x600 , And that's how you win an arm-wrestling competition.jpg )
40814843
>>40814837
>She raises an eyebrow
Somehow I don't think stealing will go over well...What sort of stuff?
>> No. 40814844
File 142592976111.jpg - (176.84KB , 850x1133 , Ideas.jpg )
40814844
>>40814842

Likewise, Valentina!
>> No. 40814845
>>40814837
>>40814839
Anyway, we're almost there.

>They arrived at a foul-smelling ravine with bubbling saline springs on the bottom.

1d100 = 36
>> No. 40814846
File 142592987231.jpg - (10.60KB , 187x269 , Alright bud.jpg )
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>>40814840
>Are you okay? No glass shards?
>>40814845
He actually grins.
"Perfect."
He pulls out a bowl, a small sack smelling like a spice garden, and a vial in the shape of a robed woman.
>> No. 40814847
File 142592999982.png - (822.36KB , 860x1080 , 1106_The_Emerald_Forest_06989.png )
40814847
>>40814844
So what is it you two do? You both seem very young though I might be mistaken.~

>>40814845
>>40814846
Excellent. Not to bad of a trek to get here.
>She then took a moment to walk a bit around the area looking and surveying.
>> No. 40814848
File 142593000436.png - (206.02KB , 500x665 , What time is it.png )
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>>40814846
>Dude, the entire floor was glass shards. There still are and I have to go clean. Just waiting for the mop water to dry up.

>THat smell the wine gave...oh my god...I have never gagged at a smell before in my life.

>I dunno if wine gets bad after you open it, or if you keep it at a weird angle, but that wine isn't right.
>> No. 40814849
File 142593006359.jpg - (182.64KB , 800x1000 , Cheeky.jpg )
40814849
>>40814847

You are very mistaken!
>She gives her batty wings a little flap.
>> No. 40814850
File 142593007230.jpg - (927.76KB , 1554x1567 , 8a69cd4b2d5deee57572ef3c3199488d.jpg )
40814850
>>40814848
>Probably started fermenting..again.
>> No. 40814851
>>40814848
>I heard somewhere that bad wine turns into vinegar. Maybe that's the case?
>> No. 40814852
File 142593015132.png - (75.34KB , 268x265 , 56790.png )
40814852
>>40814849
Oh my what a peculiar addition.
>She fluttered her ears a little as she flapped her wings.
>> No. 40814853
File 142593021428.png - (839.40KB , 1280x1810 , Ary letting Val drive on their trip.png )
40814853
>>40814850
>>40814851
>I'm never going to forget that smell. i'm prety sure if I didn't clean it it'd give me a migraine <3<
>> No. 40814854
File 142593027153.jpg - (186.98KB , 245x300 , Huh.jpg )
40814854
>>40814853
>Where do you keep your wine anyway?
>> No. 40814855
File 142593028657.jpg - (155.52KB , 662x920 , maxin relaxin.jpg )
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>>40814852

Is it really? Have you not figured it out yet?
>> No. 40814856
File 142593032638.jpg - (65.54KB , 340x376 , 1337599540366.jpg )
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>>40814855
I have not, forgive me I am just a simple soldier.
>She snickered a little.
Explain for me?
>> No. 40814857
>>40814846
>>40814847
Trek ain' bad, I'm glad we didn't encounter any cockatrices so far...

1d100 = 84
>> No. 40814858
File 142593038175.jpg - (109.99KB , 762x1048 , Undercover.jpg )
40814858
>>40814854
>I don't keep it anywhere. My dads wife keeps it in the fridge.
>> No. 40814859
File 142593038478.jpg - (206.15KB , 850x1042 , Teaʔ.jpg )
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>>40814856

>She grins, showing off some impressively sharp fangs.
>> No. 40814860
File 142593040223.png - (576.54KB , 704x860 , 1107_The_Emerald_Forest_Pt_2_4715.png )
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>>40814857
Quite lucky I think, do you think so?
>She ran her spear tip across a few plants, examining them. Turning over rocks to investigate the creatures underneath.
>> No. 40814861
>>40814856
>>40814843
>poke
>> No. 40814864
File 142593050616.png - (421.24KB , 603x727 , 6457.png )
40814864
>>40814859
Buveur de sang?
You are a vampire? I thought those were only just myths..interesting.

>>40814843
Nah Im not realllly stealing anything, just bein silly is all.~
>> No. 40814865
File 142593052732.png - (78.51KB , 300x400 , Brom_Holcombsson.png )
40814865
>>40814857
Darius took his time to fill a bowl with saltwater, praying as he did so.
His tone was the same as before, silent.
>>40814858
>... Not a wine specialist, but pretty sure you're not supposed to do that.
>> No. 40814866
File 142593054056.jpg - (163.69KB , 850x695 , Devious.jpg )
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>>40814864

You came to it eventually! Yes, that's just what I am.
>> No. 40814867
File 142593054411.gif - (924.25KB , 450x338 , anigif_enhanced-buzz-2632-1384181077-37.gif )
40814867
>>40814858
>Keeping wine in the fridge? Who does that?
>> No. 40814868
File 142593057080.png - (174.51KB , 567x600 , Human Lilith.png )
40814868
>>40814864
Alright...How's Axel and you?
>> No. 40814869
File 142593062017.png - (261.03KB , 344x552 , 3568.png )
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>>40814866
Interesting, I have never met one personally. Though now that you mention it, you and Valentines presence is a little different.

No offense.~

>>40814867
>I know right, you are supposed to drink it all and then hump tables.

>>40814868
Great, he's a little worried about me.~
>> No. 40814870
File 142593065511.jpg - (109.22KB , 1000x1200 , Heya.jpg )
40814870
>>40814869

A little different? What do you mean?
>> No. 40814871
File 142593070770.png - (354.53KB , 431x556 , 53682.png )
40814871
>>40814870
I sort have a feeling that you are unearthly I suppose you could say.

Anyway, I am hungry, do you still eat or do youu?.
>> No. 40814872
File 142593072298.jpg - (171.98KB , 800x1117 , I swear, the camera just turned on by itself.jpg )
40814872
>>40814867
>>40814869
>Or something other than tables
Oh, because of going to the military?
>> No. 40814873
File 142593075720.png - (127.86KB , 184x295 , 987789.png )
40814873
>>40814872
Yep, which I think its funny cause he says hes here to fight world eating monsters.
>> No. 40814874
File 142593076589.jpg - (59.41KB , 440x524 , shot and fat.jpg )
40814874
>>40814865
>>40814867
>This is coming from the woman who doesn't flush used toilet paper down the drain.
>> No. 40814875
File 142593078000.jpg - (307.43KB , 850x1522 , Hooray!.jpg )
40814875
>>40814871

I drink blood, that's right!
>> No. 40814876
File 142593081448.png - (196.31KB , 482x584 , three.png )
40814876
>>40814874
>... Where else would you fucking dispose of it?
>> No. 40814877
File 142593086629.jpg - (138.71KB , 1024x1223 , MOM HELP MY HANDS THEYRE ON FIRE.jpg )
40814877
>>40814876
>Where do you think Link?
>> No. 40814878
File 142593089876.png - (695.60KB , 960x1920 , this is my rape face.png )
40814878
>>40814877
>I don't wanna ask but I hope the trashcan.
>> No. 40814879
File 142593090201.png - (573.07KB , 889x600 , Humanized Lilith.png )
40814879
>>40814873
Heh...Bit of a difference.
>Lilith pats her shoulder
Just write letters as often as you can...Also maybe send some souveneirs or something.
>I already know I misspelled that, but I'm too lazy to look it up
>> No. 40814880
File 142593094423.png - (163.58KB , 344x336 , 4588053.png )
40814880
>>40814875
So no food for you?
>She said leading them over to the kitchen, she begn to cut up a few things.

>>40814876
>In some countries pipes arent as well maintained so they throw them away instead of flushing them, if they flushed them it might clog and break the pipe. Especially in Mexico and Russia.

>>40814879
I probably will, like ieds or bugs and stuff that I burn.
>She snickered.
>> No. 40814881
File 142593102317.png - (284.33KB , 500x560 , Varmie really needs Jesus.png )
40814881
>>40814880
>I see.

>I'm educated.

>But in Israel, it's only the moist towelettes you're not supposed to dispose of in the toilet.
>> No. 40814882
File 142593103468.jpg - (1.42MB , 1500x1100 , Cup of tea, no, really.jpg )
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>>40814880

No, no food.
>> No. 40814883
File 142593107158.png - (14.33KB , 500x621 , Sprite.png )
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>>40814878
>>40814880
>It's mostly the kids. Her excuse is that they don't know how much toilet paper to use and it might clog it.

>Only thing is THEY'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BY KNOW!

>UGH! THIS WOMAN DRIVES ME INSANE!

>SHE DOESN'T GO GROCERY SHOPPING, BUY MEAT TO COOK, GETS MAD IF I COOK AND ASSADASASADA!





>anyone want to rp?
>> No. 40814884
File 142593107923.gif - (1.67MB , 400x235 , pug-gif.gif )
40814884
>>40814874
>>40814876
>>40814877
>>40814878
>>40814880
>Into the bin, like in some parts of Ukraine, because they used pipes that are too narrow.
>> No. 40814885
File 142593111980.png - (142.28KB , 225x495 , 354688.png )
40814885
>>40814882
Of course.
>She said happily, she looked over at her as she cut.
So what does a creature of the night do to entertain?
>> No. 40814886
>>40814860
>>40814865
>The stones... were hyperrealistic statues of various animals - and even ponies and one human - broken into pieces...!

Oh fuck. Old man, hurry up!
>> No. 40814887
File 142593112338.png - (130.90KB , 500x625 , Varmie needs exorcisms.png )
40814887
>>40814883
>Yes. Yes please.
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>>40814885

I like to spend time with my family.
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>>40814887
>Who?
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>>40814886
He proceeded to mix the herbs into the bowl, which started glowing in pure white light.

"...And say Amen."
He carefully poured the (Now normal-looking) water into the vial, stashing it.
"Alright. I got another bottle of Libra's tears. Let's go."
>>40814889
>The plantgirl triplet and someone?
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>>40814886
Oh, well..now that you mention it these stones are rather odd.
>Scipio seemed a little worried now, she gulped.

>>40814888
A vampire with a family-Ow!
>She had knicked her finger not paying attention, she held it up, blood running down her hand a little, she certainly had bright colored blood. She giggled a little uneasily and then simply cleaned her hand.
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>>40814892

>She folds her arms with a pout.
Tease.
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>>40814893
>She blinked a few times, and then held out her hand for Remilia.
Go ahead.
>She grinned, reassuringly.
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>>40814880
Heh, sounds like fun things to get through the postal system...
>Lilith smiles
Gonna send me anything?
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>>40814890
>>40814892
>Oh, hey, look! A chicken in the nearby sickly-looking, salt-covered bush. Where'd it come from~?
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