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40821665 No. 40821665
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>What game did you do this in?
>How late was it?
>When was the last time you did it?
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40824660
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...I'd rather not shoot the guy, yannow. He's kind of a good friend. Barring that, go right ahead.

Er...maybe last weekend?

Can't keep a girl like me all penned up like that, yannow.

...Well...maybe you can, not without something to do.
>> No. 40824661
>Bubble nods and pinkie pats her on the head.
Silly filly.
>> No. 40824662
>Bubble nods and pinkie pats her on the head.
Silly filly.
>> No. 40824663
"Dulset, we havve a bunch of neighbors." He chuckled. "They live in the houses around us."

"Does my maturity surprise you?" He raised an eyebrow

"So far my brithday is really nice and better than I thought it'd be." He grinned

"Right right." He nodded. "Well thank you for gracing my birthday iwth your specialty~"

"Hehe, well awesome then, I look forward to it!"
>> No. 40824664
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Careful, don't break a fang on it~
>Hugs her friend from behind as she eats
Next time I shall endeavor to bring with you a game-console, a library, or a pen with a red-light emanating from the tip
>> No. 40824665
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How is it going so far, looks like a great turn out~ :3
>> No. 40824666
>Hitchhiker laughs.
"Oh no, no need for that. What you need to do is to convert to Mormonism."

>Haph giggles
"Yup! It's going to be great!"
>> No. 40824667
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I feel like last year you would have wanted everyone to pay attention to you for the party~.
>> No. 40824668
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I'll bear it in mind, thanks. How are you faring, then?

Also I'm keeping this hat.

>>40824666 mormons have some kind of anti-testimony agreement, or...?
>> No. 40824669
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It's erebus's hat, it's the only thing that fit :o

And Im doing quite well. Have a puzzle I'm gnawing over in the mostly metaphorical sense.
>> No. 40824670
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Hehe~ that's great. Nice day to throw a party too

Mhmm~ it is~

>Nightfall hugs her back and chuckles

I'm fine...these are pretty strong..I've tested em
>> No. 40824671
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Ooh? What's the puzzle?
>> No. 40824672
"Yeah! Oddly sure picked a nice day for it." He grinned.

"Mmmm, I don't think so."

"Then we'll get to have bar-b-ques and hang outs like this all the time~"

"Well so far I'm having a great time and looks like everyone else is too~!" He grinned. "And yeah, I didn't even know this was gunna happen, it was a surprise, and a great turn out for sure"

"Hehe" Andrew smiled at Stellarum. "So have you been enjoying yourself so far?"
>> No. 40824673
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yes my hugs are, you can't break free of em~
I am. At least currently.
>She giggled lightly
Aww, who threw it for you?~
>> No. 40824674
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"No, the Mormonism is just to make sure the scheme works for both of you. All we need is a reason for his testimony to be thrown out and it's this: a pony can't be made to testify against a spouse."
>> No. 40824675
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Well I'm really glad you're enjoying it. That's the most important thing.
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> Gray is silent for a time, if you couldn't already tell.

You want me to...marry Thousand Words.
>> No. 40824678
>Haph grins

>Oddly laughs
"I didn't pick nothing, guy. If anything, you did for picking this day to pop out of your mother three decades back."
>> No. 40824680
"Oddly Named!" He grinned. "I'm sure you've met him or seen hima round the bar, hmm?"

He smiled and put a wing around her and kept it there. "tis' great babe~" he smooched her

"So, been enjoying the party so far then?"

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>> No. 40824681
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>he nods a few more times

Feel like we hsould drink though..

>She nods a few times's um..nice! Sounds like you got a bunch of cool friends and familly..hehe

Why would I ever want to!
>> No. 40824683
"Or we could go one step back and thank the weather ponies for picking this day to have it clear." He chukcled
>> No. 40824684
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>She grins wide.
Hey, you know what you should do later? Give your parents a call~.
>> No. 40824685
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Alright, alright. So, where IS this party then?
Oh. Ehm, alright.
...Excuse me?
>> No. 40824687
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Yeah I have, thats awesome :D
Wish I had broguht an actual present >>>
Because bathroom?
You're not invited so it's invisible to you :o
>> No. 40824688
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>> No. 40824689
"My backyard." Entered into the conversation a blue pegasus with a starry smile. "I dno't believe we've met, I'm Andrew Swfitwing." He extende da hoof

"They already called me earlier to wish me a happy birthday." he coo'd

"Well feel free to help yourself!" he smile. "i think I saw some in the coolers."

"Sure do! Its a uh.. pretty big one, heh"
>> No. 40824691
"Your presence is all the present i could ask for." He cood
>> No. 40824692
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Oh, well then perfect!
>> No. 40824693
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it is a weapon...we believe. Stolen from a certain group of reckless oligarchs known as...actually it's best you don't know their name. The point is it's a meme. Of strand of thoughts and patterns. I haven't a clue what they were doing with it, where they got it, or what it's for, but it's dangerous and best out of their hands. The problem is, it's so damn complicated to actually...solve.
Okay no bjs with a ton of models D:
>> No. 40824694
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Well, I can officially add that to "Stuff I've heard that I never thought I would".
Who cares, though? Any party without me's gotta be oooone lame affair.
Hey Andrew. I'm The Driver.
>She looks at him for a second, and at the offered hoof, leaving it hang for just a second before reaching out and shaking it.
Pleased ta' meetcha.
>> No. 40824695
"It's the legal leverage you need to get the whole case thrown out of court."

"Eh, touche guy."

"Would you mind getting me an iced tea while you're at it?"
>> No. 40824696
...Yeah, that might work for ONE of us, but not the whole group. you realize, right?
>> No. 40824697
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I'd rather go right here where I stand!

Yeaah...didn't think you meant this many ...n-not that it's a bad thing!

>he chuckles and shakes his head

Nah, I don't drink...

>Brandy how ever nods, quickly going to get her a glass of tea skipping in his step
>> No. 40824700
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Is it something I can actually look at?

...Weeeeell, shit...

I'd really like to quit having to sneak around all over the place. If you really think it'll work...I mean...I guess it can't be...too bad...
> The problem being she was still working on getting over the last marriage she was in. Even if the emotional aspect of it wasn't there, it felt...somehow a bit wrong.

> But then, so was killing people, wasn't it? And she'd done more than enough of that.

Yeah. I suppose I'm in.

That's why we're gonna be mormons, Driver.
>> No. 40824701
:c "Well I mean, there's always time after if you really want to get me somethiung.' he joked with a chuckle

"Just like you~!"

"The Driver." he smiled cooly, shaking her hoof. "it's nice to meet you. A friend of Nightfall's?"

"Hehe, still, thanks again. You haveing a good time?"
>> No. 40824702
"So hows the pregnancy going along?"
>> No. 40824704
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Happy Birthday Andy~.
>> No. 40824705
"Mmm, heh yeah. Have you met Lolly yet? Or actually, I think she's asleep."
>> No. 40824707
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it's a bbq and everyone is here D:
No it's not, thats part of the puzzle. Figuring out which thought-streams are mine and which are the puzzle, solving it, keeping it from bleeding into the rest of my mind and vanishing, figuring out what abstract interaction with it is needed and such.
>> No. 40824708
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>She shook her head

Nooope! WHo's lolly...?
>> No. 40824709
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Soooo you've weaponized a mental illness?
>> No. 40824710
>Haph smiles and nuzzles him as he returns

>Haph smirks at him
"Do you really want all the horrible details of having another pony growing inside you?"

>Oddly nods
"Oh definitely, guy! But the question is, are you?"

"Well not the whole group, no, but it allows a stallion to take on multiple wives."
>> No. 40824713
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I didn't weaponize it, I stole it from the Illuminati.
>> No. 40824714
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You... Realize that, one, polygamy is still illegal in most territories, and two, it would mean all of us running away to join a CULT of Mormons... Right?
Sure am. And yoooou look... Familiar. Have we met before?
>> No. 40824716
"my adorable baby dragonnesse. Erm.. well shes ours. Originally was Dulset's, adopted."

"Not so much the details as much as seeing how you're holding up." He chuckled

"Totally~ This is honestly way better than I thought I'd be doing on my birthday." He grinned

"Thank you Dulset~" nuzzlze
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>> No. 40824720
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>Meanwhile is at a notable movie star's birthday whose in a polygamous relationship

"Heh, you might've seen a movie of mine." He replied.
>> No. 40824722
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Oh. So you stole a mental illness. I gotcha.

That's actually pretty smart...

But I still don't know who the hell you are.

Canterlot's fairly progressive, sweetie. A friend of mine almost had a three way wedding a while back.
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