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40830411 No. 40830411
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7lvINrYPw

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
YOUR AD HERE

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Topics tonight include:
>Post dogs being happy
>Dogs don't get enoug love
>Even if they're dumb
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40830415
>To Q!

Well, I'm not really gonna blow up the world. Now orrieds
>> No. 40830416
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>> No. 40830417
>>40830415
"I gathered that, yes."
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>>40830416
>> No. 40830419
>>40830417
GOtta take out some dudes is all...been causing me trouble
>> No. 40830420
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>>40830413
> QUOTEN

Roughly six hours? I'm sure she's quite alright...
>> No. 40830421
>>40830418
>It's a dorable.

>>40830420
>He continues to scowl
"Who's taken her, and how do we get her back."
>> No. 40830423
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>>40830421
A survivor of the last great time war by the name of The Monitor, and me and The Professor have it quite well covered for now. In fact, this is only stalling her imminent rescue.
>> No. 40830424
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>>40830421
>> No. 40830426
>>40830423
"Right. Let's get going then."

>>40830424
>"The Norwegian Red prefers kickin' on it's back! Beautiful bird, innit? Beautiful plumage!"
>> No. 40830428
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>>40830426
Hm.

Question, Thousand.
> He begins to back away towards the door, slowly, now...
>> No. 40830429
>>40830428
>Thousand starts to follow after him
"What."
>> No. 40830430
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>> No. 40830431
>>40830419
>>40830430
>Sorry, missed yours
"Take out some dudes?"
>> No. 40830433
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>>40830431
They kidnapped me and my fmaily a while ago. Want to make sure it doesn't happen again.
>> No. 40830434
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>>40830429
How do you plan on getting to the TARDIS parked atop the roof, without any wings?
>> No. 40830435
>>40830433
"...oh, yes, I recall Oddly mentioning something like that. How are you all holding up?"

>>40830434
"Is there something wrong with the stairs?"
>> No. 40830436
>>40830435
We're doing well. But we just want to go home now.
>> No. 40830437
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>So theres dinner. Who wants to rp?
>> No. 40830438
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>>40830435
Erm...actually, yes. I believe when last I was here, I observed a small pale colt spreading some form of lubricant over each and every one.
>> No. 40830439
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>>40830437
>Maybe I'd like to.
>> No. 40830441
i think i can try again
>> No. 40830442
>>40830439
<>Those hips

>>40830441
>Those tips
>> No. 40830443
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>>40830439
>This mare was in the bar. Eating a rose made of diamonds
>> No. 40830444
>>40830441
:)
>> No. 40830445
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>>40830442
>> No. 40830446
>>40830445
><Touches>
>> No. 40830447
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>>40830443
"I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're part dragon."

>>40830446
>Slaps.
>> No. 40830448
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>Hello again.
>> No. 40830449
>>40830447
><Keeps touching O///O>

>>40830448
><Touch>
>> No. 40830450
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>>40830447
>The mare gave a small smile, responding in a crisp-british tone
Full dragon yes. Not that I make a nominal effort to hide it.
>> No. 40830451
>>40830448
>Yo
>> No. 40830452
>>40830436
"That wasn't mentioned. Where have you been staying?"

>>40830437
>I does!

>>40830438
"...Harvey."
>He shakes his head
"I'll get up them. It will just take a while."

>>40830441
>*hugs*

"Da."
>Hobnail trots through the menswear section, a bit of a frown forming over his face as he does so.
"These clothes, they are made for leetle tiny ponies. Can you make coat in bigger size?

>>40830448
>Ahoy
>> No. 40830453
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>>40830449
>Throws.

>>40830450
"No one really seems to hide anything in this bar."
>> No. 40830454
>>40830452
Here in the bar. Hanging out with BLowahrd!
>> No. 40830455
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>>40830449
>*squeaks like a dog toy*

>>40830451
>>40830452
>How are you?
>> No. 40830456
>>40830453
><touches the moon>
><By proxy touching your butt>
>> No. 40830457
>>40830455
>Bored
>> No. 40830458
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>>40830452
>Gwyn 4 the win
>>40830453
Is being a dragon a caliber of something worth hiding these days in pony society?
>> No. 40830459
>>40830442
>What?

>>40830444
>What aws your last post?

>>40830452
"I'm terribly sorry I don't have any of your size in stock.. but of course I can make you one to fit perfectly." she nodded
>> No. 40830460
>>40830459
><Huggles you>
>> No. 40830461
>>40830454
"Blowhard's been here? I haven't seen him around."

>>40830455
>same as before. You?

>>40830456
>WE LIKE THE MOOOOOON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY6insZjCfU

>>40830457
>Throws a pony at you

>>40830458
>Fossil's in the bar, talking with Dom

>>40830459
"Da, this is good. I need suit for wedding of leetle cousin."
>> No. 40830462
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>>40830461
Dom is cute is he not Fossil?
>> No. 40830463
>>40830459
>She gives a sigh and looks up from her hooves.
Well... I guess there's just no more hiding that I kinda have a crush on you...
>> No. 40830464
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>>40830461
He lives here!

Lookie!

>He goes to a mirror and says :Blowhard blowhard blowhard"

...

>And watch the HB make me look silly
>> No. 40830465
>>40830461
>which?
>> No. 40830466
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>>40830461
>I'm feeling better

>>40830457
>Sorry to hear it.
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>>40830456
>STOP THAT!!

>>40830458
"No. I'm just making an observation."
>> No. 40830469
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>>40830467
The best way to hide something is to keep another secret right out in the open.
>> No. 40830470
>>40830461
"Oh well I'll be glad to do so! I can even take your measurements, if you'd let me, as I can make it most comfortable for you" She coo'd

>>40830463
"No, I suppose not, though you shouldn't feel embarrased or bad, I certainly don't."
>> No. 40830471
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>>40830452
Not necessary. I shall fly you to the roof. On the condition that neither of us ever speak of it again, and that you listen to what I say, when I say it.
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>>40830469
"That makes no sense."
>> No. 40830473
>>40830470
>She gives a bashful grin.
Th-thanks a lot for the um... you know~.
You really didn't have to~...
>> No. 40830474
>>40830462
>Fossil turns a confused look on her
"...what?"

>>40830465
>Well... Fossil is busy, Alga is busy.... Haph?

>>40830466
>That's good.

>>40830470
>He nods with a smile
"Da, this is good. I sit?"

>>40830471
"I can agree to that."
>He nods, then pauses
"...I ought to leave a message for Gray, though. And don't try to assure me we'll be back as soon as we arrive: I've heard that line far too many times."
>> No. 40830475
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>>40830472
If someone has their attention on something you can easily control, there's no need for them to dig in very deeply
>> No. 40830476
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>>40830474
A bear that turned into a pony.
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>>40830475
"I personally don't care right now. I've been up since this morning, and I still got my night job to do along with my sisters day job."
>> No. 40830478
>>40830474
>Mmmmmmm sure :)
>Dulset is in the bar or whatever.
>> No. 40830479
>>40830473
She nodded. "I know, I know, but it was your birthday and such." She smiled gently

>>40830474
She shook her head. "Stand, please." She coo'd, levitating over some measuring tape
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>>40830477
What a curious predicament. Surely you have designated regents no>
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>>40830480
"Nnnoooo. Not for the things I have to do."
>> No. 40830482
>>40830479
I'll always remember it~. Thanks so much~.
And um, sorry again, for... after.
>> No. 40830483
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>>40830474
Very well.

In fact, I have just come up with a batter solution. I shall fly the TARDIS down here. I am not so physically gifted as some pegasi. You need not worry, in this, I feel you are justified in your concerns. If you would oblige me, you may leave your message, and I will be ready for you by the time you step back out of the bar.
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>>40830481
Raise the sun and moon? Was it not unicorns who did such in the most ancient of times?
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>>40830484
"... No."
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>>40830485
Then? I am not overtly aware of anything else beyond sound judgment being too necessary.
>> No. 40830487
>>40830476
>>40830464
"Yes, I know who Dom is. I was just speaking with him."
>She turns back to him
"I still don't see Blowhard, though."

>>40830478
"Heya, Dulset! How was your trip?"

>>40830479
>The massive earth stallion nods and stands firm, waiting for her to work her magic

>>40830483
>He nods and pulls out a piece of paper
"That should work."
>> No. 40830489
>>40830487
...Wat
>> No. 40830490
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>Meanwhile, at the bar...

>Driver was out behind the bar. She's set up a few training dummies, and has her toolbox set on a box back behind it. She takes in a single deep breath, stretching out her wings...
>Before launching herself into the air, flying out with an agile kick towards the first dummy, sending it spinning, then launching off of it to come around and buck another, wings tensing then bursting outwards launching her forwards again in an inverse parabolic arc as she delivers a swift uppercut to the next, soaring into the air, reaching into her pocket and pulling out her sonic device, falling back down to the ground and...
*Kssbzt. Pzkefxzpbt bweeeeeeeowm*
...
Ah, hell! Again? Come on, all that and you STILL give me fekkin nothing!?
>She has to visibly resist the urge to toss the thing at the ground.
>> No. 40830491
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>>40830487
> He nods, and trots out. There is a moment of silence, then, no telltale sound of the TARDIS engine to suggets he has gone back on his word.

> But there is a call to Thousand's cell phone just then. Gray's number.
>> No. 40830492
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>>40830467
>NEVER!

>>40830476
>>40830487
Alright Blowhard didn't happen.

>Dom folshis hooves infront of himself
>> No. 40830493
>>40830489
"...I don't understand your point of confusion."

>>40830492
"Apparently not. So, you have all been staying in the rooms upstairs?"

>>40830490
>Thousand glances over
"Driver! Good timing. I'm going to need you to deliver something to Gray."

>>40830491
>Thousand doesn't own a cell, but the bar line begins ringing. He picks that up.
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>>40830493
Yes, Yes I have. Me the maid the wife and the kids.
>> No. 40830495
>>40830494
"Living on the run, afraid to go back home..."
>She nods
"I know what that's like. I'm so sorry, Dom."
>> No. 40830496
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>>40830487
It... was... amazing~!
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>>40830486
"Yeah, that's because what I need to do is not on a need to know basis."
>> No. 40830498
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>>40830496
>Haph giggles
"That's great! Tell me all about it. I want to hear everything!"
>> No. 40830499
>>40830497
Mmm. I am a ruler myself so I shall not press it further.
>> No. 40830500
>>40830495
Yeah...I remember when that cult wante dyou

>>40830497
BTW you don't get offended when I make comments like I had before right?
>> No. 40830501
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>>40830500
"Yeah that...that wasn't a pleasant experience."
>> No. 40830502
>>40830501
Lookie yoU~ SO cute a cult just wants to worship you~
>> No. 40830503
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>>40830498
We went to this place with like, all these round pools all next to each other, filled with the most crystal clear water... He took me there while I was sleeping by the way, or at least tried to~. We swam around, jumping from pool to pool, and then we had lunch and shared some tender moments~... Then we watched the sun set over the pools, and fell asleep together~.
>> No. 40830504
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>>40830493
> Even better.

What do you suppose she will do when you are gone?


> The voice on the other end is not Gray's - or at least, it does not appear to be. It has been heavily garbled, and there is notable static on the other end. Perhaps being masked?
>> No. 40830505
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>>40830493
Dangit Thousand I'm busy!
>She gives a frustrated kick at one of the dummies before it spins back around, wapping her on the back of the head.
...
Now the universe is just laughing at me.
>She sighs.
Yeah. Whatcha need, Thou?
>> No. 40830506
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>>40830499
"Well in here, status doesn't seem to matter."

>>40830500
>OOC? No. Luna just doesn't like being treated like an object.
>> No. 40830507
>>40830487
Rarity begins to slide the tape over his body, and levitated over a pad to ake notes for the different measurements

>>40830482
"I've already said it's fine, and to simply forget about it darling~" She patted her shoulder again
>> No. 40830508
>>40830506
>Oh okie!
>> No. 40830509
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>>40830506
Perhaps not but I know the value of privacy.
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>>40830509
"Tis a wonderful thing."

>>40830508
>Yeh.
>> No. 40830511
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>>40830502
"Dom, they wanted to 'free me from my mortal shell.' "

>>40830503
"Aww, that's so romantic!"

>>40830504
>Thousand frowns
"Who is this?"

>>40830505
>He covers the mouthpiece of the phone for a moment
"Hang on, sorry."

>>40830507
>Hobnail nods with satisfaction
"You take measure very quick. Very practiced. You have doing this long time?"
>> No. 40830512
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>>40830511
An observer.
>> No. 40830513
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>>40830510
>She smiles
Wouldst you like to share some tea with me?
>> No. 40830514
>>40830507
>She nods a bit eagerly.
So um... Am I in your bed...?

>>40830511
Sometimes I think he gets frustrated from time to time because he just has sooo much love and no way to give me all of it~.
>> No. 40830515
>>40830511
....So cute~

>Dom boops her nose then gives her a hug

Just trying to lighten the mood. Sorry.
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>>40830513
"Only if it's lychee." She said as she sat down with her.
>> No. 40830517
>>40830512
"I see. And what do I suppose who will do when I'm gone?"

>>40830514
"...what do you mean?"

>>40830515
"Well...thanks. Sorry I'm always so grouchy about it."
>> No. 40830518
>>40830514
"My couch." She giggled a bit... as Alga might find out she was on Rarity's couch

>>40830511
"I certainly am.' She nodded. "I've been a tailor for years by this point."
>> No. 40830519
>>40830517
>Dom pets her head and smiles

Don't worry about it...I understand.
>> No. 40830520
>>40830517
I dunno, it's just a silly idea. Like he has so much love to give that he can't realistically show it as much as he wants to... or something?

>>40830518
Oh!
>She giggles a bit embarrassed.
You have a really nice couch~.
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>>40830516
It can be whatever you wish, my husband has a soft spot for tea so I have a great colelction of it, bnut I do believe we have some lychee here.
>She goes and gets them two hot cups
>> No. 40830522
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>>40830517
That is determined by your own will, Thousand Words. "She" is a variable.

Will you answer my question?
>> No. 40830523
>>40830521
>Kinda funny, the only tea Dulset drinks is dragon scale tea ;3
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>>40830521
"Best kind of tea, I think." She said before taking a sip.
"Ooh! Hot!"
>> No. 40830525
>>40830518
"Da, and I hear many good things about your work! Much praise from....leetle green pony. I forget name."

>>40830519
>She nods with a slight smile
"Thanks."

>>40830520
"Are you two still not....you know?"

>>40830521
>Hey, we seem to have dropped off our RP. Do you know where we were?

>>40830522
"Well I...don't know. I never claimed omniscience. If I did, I wouldn't be in this situation."
>> No. 40830528
>>40830525
She taps her chin then shrgs, not thinking of who that could be

>>40830520
"Thank you~" She giggled. "I certainly love it myself, its very comfortable"
>> No. 40830529
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>>40830524
It's not tea if it is not boilding on your tongue. Otherwise it's jsut old plant water~
>> No. 40830530
>>40830525
>No I missed it! Got confused with the BH thing
>> No. 40830531
>>40830528
>He shakes his head
"I suppose is not important."

>>40830530
>Oh well
"So anyhow, Gwynevere, how are you?"
>> No. 40830532
>>40830531
She shrugged a bit. "How about yourself?" She asked, finishing up her measurements.
>> No. 40830533
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>>40830529
"Well I'm still gonna try and drink it hot."
>> No. 40830534
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>>40830532
>He tilts his head, confused
"...what is meaning?"
>> No. 40830536
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>>40830531
>Everytime I try to write to you it gets deleted somehow >.>

I found my blowjob face
Quite...adequate I suppose. I am planning a part of sorts. Not that they have ever been my thing, it is however a logistical challenge of immense proportions thus a great thrill.
>Tiny squee
>>40830533
>Gwyn drinks it down
All the better. Have you thought of simply taking a nap?
>> No. 40830537
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>>40830534
"What do you do for a living?" Sh easked, glancing to his cutie mark.
>> No. 40830538
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>>40830536
"I'd like to, but I can't. This is pretty much my break for the day, and I'd rather enjoy it in the bar here."
>> No. 40830539
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>>40830525
I see.

Then I have three questions for you, Thousand.

First: How did you get out of that jail?

Second: Where is the package from?

Third: Why are you on this phone, and not aboard the TARDIS?
>> No. 40830540
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>>40830538
Would you perhaps ever appreciate any assistance in your duties then?
>> No. 40830541
>>40830536
"Sounds lovely. What's the occasion?"

>>40830537
>He smiles
"Ah! I am most great bootmaker in all of Skyberia!"

>>40830539
>He frowns. So it's one of those ponies calling.
"I'm sure you know the first, I never learned the second, and I'm not yet aboard the TARDIS because I can't fly."
>> No. 40830542
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>>40830540
"Nah, I've gotten back into the swing of things a year or so ago. I can handle it."
>> No. 40830543
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>>40830541
None specifically to be truthful. I did meet my husband around this time if I should need one.
>>40830542
Whether you can or cannot, no one can last indefinetly without rest, especially not in a job where ones judgement must be of the keenest and soundest caliber.
>> No. 40830544
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>>40830543
"You make it sound as if I've never done this."
>> No. 40830545
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>>40830544
I fear by the sounds of things you have done it before and shall continue to do so into the near future.
>> No. 40830546
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>>40830543
"Well, I suppose one can throw a party simply to get together with friends. Can you tell me about it?"
>> No. 40830547
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>>40830546
So far all I know is it shall be on the beach.
>> No. 40830548
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>Would anyone like to rp?
>> No. 40830549
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>>40830545
"It just seems to have become habit. And I'm getting annoyed with it, fortunately, I know who to talk to."
>> No. 40830551
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>>40830548
>Sure
>>40830549
While I would say a family therapist I assume you mean your sister~
>> No. 40830552
File 142716999269.gif - (618.67KB , 500x300 , watching you.gif )
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>>40830541
Of course I don't know.

I think our time's just about run out, Thousand. But we will be meeting again sooner than you think.
>> No. 40830553
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>>40830551
"No, just one of two others."
>> No. 40830554
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>>40830553
Ah. Is she stricken with an amorous interest?
>> No. 40830555
File 142717009464.png - (110.39KB , 486x534 , Luna not impressed.png )
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>>40830554
"Sssssoomething like that."
>> No. 40830556
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>>40830551
>Ok... I have mysty and... mysty...
>> No. 40830557
>>40830547
"Beach party."
>She nods
"Any particular reason, or do you just like the sand and sun?"

>>40830548
>I can try if you like.

>>40830552
"What do you mean? Who is this?"
>> No. 40830558
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>>40830555
...More towards the spectrum of arousal than amor then?
>>40830556
>I have Gwyn available if you want her
>>40830557
I feel like bikinis.
>> No. 40830559
>>40830558
>I don't really know your characters...

>>40830557
>>40830556
>> No. 40830560
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>>40830558
"Lets just not talk about."
>> No. 40830561
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>>40830559
>Blue pony drinking tea with Luna
>>40830560
I wish you luck with it I suppose...
>> No. 40830562
>>40830558
"I've always been partial to more modest swimwear myself."

>>40830559
>Virginia is in the bar
>> No. 40830563
File 142717032332.jpg - (135.59KB , 1920x1200 , uncertainty.jpg )
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>>40830557
We've met before...

Haven't we?
>> No. 40830564
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>>40830561
"She'll be fine."
>> No. 40830565
>>40830561
>>40830562
>There's a mare on one of the couches buried both figuratively and literally in all sorts of books.
>> No. 40830566
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>>40830562
I wore a book costume when I went to the bach last.
>>40830564
Tis you I have in my mind...
>>40830565
...You seem quite engrossed.
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>>40830566
"... Huh?"
>> No. 40830569
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>>40830568
I mean your level of stress Luna.
>> No. 40830570
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>>40830569
"Don't worry about me, I got a way to reduce my stress levels."
>> No. 40830571
>>40830563
"I've met a lot of ponies in my time. What's your name?"

>>40830565
>Virginia peeks over the stack curiously

>>40830566
>Fossil can't help but laugh at that
"What on earth possessed you to do that?"
>> No. 40830572
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>>40830570
Ah I have picked up a great manner of such methods in my career even before I found myself structuring a small fiefdom.
>>40830571
I let my husband shop for my clothes just once.
>> No. 40830573
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>>40830572
"I got my method, and you got yours."
>> No. 40830574
File 142717069616.png - (93.71KB , 900x1200 , Please Don't.png )
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>>40830566
"Hold on. I just need to finish this chapter."

>>40830571
>Magic books, magic healing books, even more books on magical healing. playmare a 4/5 finished pride prejudice. and more magical healing books.
>> No. 40830575
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>>40830573
Yes mine may not be quite as...sophisticated as a proper queen's...well princes's might be~
>>40830574
...What book is that?
>She asks softly
>> No. 40830576
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>>40830575
"Hey, whatever works, right?"
>> No. 40830577
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>>40830571
Look beyond what you can see.

You'll know.

I wonder if it will be too late.

Oh, well.

Goodbye, Thousand Words.
>> No. 40830578
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>>40830576
For as long as my husband works yes. Ponies are fragile things.
>> No. 40830580
>>40830575
"Beginning principles of magical healing."
>The cover confirms this, it seems to be a college level text book on the matter, perhaps it is course work.
>> No. 40830581
>>40830572
"I take it he doesn't have much of an eye for fashion?"

>>40830574
>Virginia waves to the mare on the other side of the pile
"H-hello, Mysty."

>>40830577
"Wait, no, don't you hang up! You were vaguely threatening either my daughter or my fiancee a moment ago, and I want to know what is going on!"
>> No. 40830582
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>>40830578
"Most of us are, some of us aren't."
>> No. 40830583
>>40830577
Cue the hotline miami soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak
>> No. 40830584
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>>40830581
The mare puts down the books.
"Hey Virginia. How are you?"
>> No. 40830586
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>>40830580
Quite an intriguing tome. You're taking up healing or purely interested in the theory?
>>40830581
...He does...he does...he merely uses it for outfits instead...
>>40830582
Compared to a dragon. Hard to get all that stress out at once. But tis why I have my robotics.
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>>40830586
"Well yeah, you're much larger than we are."
>> No. 40830588
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>>40830581
> Silence. [www.youtube.com]
>> No. 40830589
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>>40830586
>The mare nods slowly to her having put down the books.
"I'm trying my best to become a healer. I thought the place to begin would be books."
>> No. 40830590
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>>40830587
>Blushes and crosses her arms
I have spent as much of my life in a poyn form...I am not so large...am I?
>She nervously looks down at her body
I take great care in my appearance. I have a strict diet...
>>40830589
I would agree with you entirely! Though speaking to one would be the next logical step.
>> No. 40830591
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>>40830590
"Well in pony form, you're a little larger than an average size from what I've seen of the quadrupeds, but as a dragon. I'd assume your natural form is quite grandiose."
>> No. 40830592
>>40830583
> This guy knows what's up.
>> No. 40830593
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>>40830591
>Nervously puts the end of her hair into her mouth, briefly chewing on it
Well not as large as others. Perhaps near your sister's form. Well the quadruped version of your sister.
>> No. 40830594
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>>40830590
"Yes, I suppose I should. Though I feel as if I should master a few simple spells first, I have only just scratched the surface of basic relaxation spells, I haven't tried to mend anything yet."
>> No. 40830596
>>40830584
"I-I'm okay. Um, h-how are you?"

>>40830586
"I suppose, yes. Well, I'll certainly be interested in hearing more about this party as it develops."

>>40830588
>He frowns into the receiver for moment, then hangs up the phone
>> No. 40830597
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>>40830593
"Nah, you're definitely smaller than that. I'd say about my size... Well my four legged counterpart anyways."
>> No. 40830598
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>>40830596
> Just in time for the TARDIS to materialize outside.

> Whisper steps out, looking through the glass window in your direction, quirking an eyebrow inquisitively.


> Well, it looks like you have a choice to make.
>> No. 40830599
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>>40830592
I haven't played much of it but I do know that the soundtrack is just... fucking amazing, to be blunt.

>>40830596
"I am well, I think I have begun to learn a few new healing spells."
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>>40830594
mending can be a tricky process, even with minor cuts. If you cross the spell you could accidentally cause too much regernation of the tissue that must later be surgically removed.
>>40830596
Oh? I was not thinking it would be your manner of thing.
>>40830597
>Chuckles quietly
Well I've never stood side my side with her in the proximity to properly evaluate our stature, but that would be somewhat of a fair estimate I'd believe. As a dragon I mean. I am not quite as fully grown as my mother or most other I know as of yet.
>> No. 40830601
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>>40830600
"Exactly, and even the most mundane principle of relaxation and mental therapy can be addicting and used for nefarious purposes."
>> No. 40830602
>>40830598
>Thousand stands there for a moment, conflicted, one hoof still on the phone

"...you can find her without me, can't you?"

>>40830599
"Th-that's good! Wh-which ones?"

>>40830600
"Well, I'm not sure. I...do need to get out more."
>> No. 40830604
File 142717191987.png - (93.71KB , 900x1200 , Please Don't.png )
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>>40830602
"I learned a few more mental spells to hep with therapy, though I am hesitant to use them until I continue to master it."
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>>40830602
> The Whisper stares at you through the window, not at all hearing you.

That is...what I said previously, yes. Has something happened?
>> No. 40830606
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>>40830601
Quite I never even thought of the dangers of a nascent mage relying on them too fully.
>>40830602
...I am not sure if you'd enjoy it too terribly. I mean being in a bikini,. Sun. People.
>> No. 40830608
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>>40830606
"I am very hesitant to use such spells wantonly at this point in training."
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>>40830600
"Again, I'm just guessing about your size."
>> No. 40830610
>>40830604
"H-how's th-that sleeping one c-coming?"

>>40830605
>He nods
"I just received a phone call. The voice was either synthesized or electronically masked but... it seemed to be coming from Gray's number. And they were vaguely threatening her and my daugher."
>He points a hoof at Whisper
"I have your word that you will get Frostsong home safe?"

>>40830606
"I don't mind the outdoors...but the crowds may prove intimidating..."
>> No. 40830611
File 142717241437.png - (90.26KB , 900x842 , Mystery Mare.png )
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>>40830610
"That one... goes well, I believe that I may be able to cause sleep or at least anesthetic properties."
>> No. 40830612
>>40830611
"D-did you e-ever figure out wh-why we c-could hear it?"
>> No. 40830613
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>>40830609
Well I can show if you so desire. I have to admit, disguise has become something of an enjoyable activity for me...
>>40830608
Do you have any formal tutelage?
>>40830610
Then perhaps you should stay behind. It is a part to unwind, not stress you.
>> No. 40830614
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>>40830610
> The Whisper listens a few moments, his curiosity showing, but as he gazes back into Thousand's eyes, his expression seems to soften.

On my life, Thousand.
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>>40830613
"Only if you want to. No pressure at all, because I don't have to see it."
>> No. 40830616
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>>40830615
We don't have to be having a conversation but I like to think we are both enjoying it regardless/
>> No. 40830617
>>40830613
"Not at the moment."

>>40830612
"Curiosity. While you did not wish to sleep you wished to see the spell work in some way, if not consciously, subconsciously."
>> No. 40830618
>>40830613
>Fossil nods
"You're probably right."

>>40830614
>He nods
"Thank you. I'll owe you one."

>>40830617
"Oh, um, m-maybe?"
>> No. 40830619
>Butts
>> No. 40830620
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>>40830617
I wish you luck in finding one.
>>40830618
Besides, a great deal of my friends are single. I would not want you to feel pressured or anything with them.
>> No. 40830621
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>>40830618
Do not take such a debt lightly.

> He nods, and steps back into the upturned shipping crate, which proceeds to vanish in the typical fashion.

> Ten minutes later, Gray steps in. Too bad I have to sleep, like, now...
>> No. 40830622
>>40830619
>Buttocks

>>40830620
"Pressured?"

>>40830621
>Alright, good night man
>> No. 40830623
File 142717306263.png - (90.26KB , 900x842 , Mystery Mare.png )
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>>40830618
"It's one theory."
>She places her books to the side
"I don't know really."

>>40830620
"I um, thank you... miss?"
>> No. 40830624
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>>40830622
To flirt with any of them.
>> No. 40830625
>>40830622
>BUTT THINGS
>> No. 40830626
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>>40830623
Gwynevere, and you?
>> No. 40830627
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>>40830626
"Mysty. My name is Mysty."
>> No. 40830628
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>>40830627
Quite a gentle name. I am pleased to meet you.
>> No. 40830629
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>>40830628
"It's nice to meet you as well Ms. Gwynevere."
>> No. 40830630
>>40830623
"Um, i-it makes sense."

>>40830624
"...oh. Well, I appreciate that, certainly."
>She shakes her head
"To be honest, I'm not even sure where to begin with that."

>>40830625
>I AGREE TO YOUR PROPOSAL
>> No. 40830631
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>>40830616
"Ummm. Yeah? I dunno where that came from."
>> No. 40830632
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>>40830630
Perhaps my sister can teach you sometime. She has been more experienced than I though I can tell you the theory.

>>40830629
How did you begin studying magic?

>>40830631
To illustrate the point. You don't need to see me as a dragon but it could perhaps be interesting. We could fly somewhere if you would prefer.




>I'ma lay down a bit!
>> No. 40830633
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>>40830630
"So... how was your day?"

>>40830632
"I... just took interest in it one day and continued to study."
>> No. 40830634
>>40830632
"...Perhaps, if she's willing. Thank you."
>G'night

>>40830633
"Oh, um, i-it was okay. H-how was yours?"

>Actually, I see it's after midnight, so I'm gonna get some sleep as well. Later!
>> No. 40830635
>>40830634
>>40830632
>Goodnight.
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>> No. 40830637
>>40830636
><Hugs!>
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>> No. 40830639
>>40830638

>Hmm, I wonder who this anon could be.
>> No. 40830640
>>40830638
>>40830639
>Mai waffle!
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>>40830639
>Sorry, tripcode got ate for some reason.

>>40830640
><Pours syrup on self>
>> No. 40830642
>>40830641

:D
>Wassup?
>> No. 40830643
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>>40830641
><Eats the waffle>

><Wink wink>
>> No. 40830644
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>>40830642
>Enjoying my new comp.

>I still feel like absolute shit after building it last night though
>> No. 40830645
>>40830644

>...Aww... *hug*
>> No. 40830646
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>>40830645
><Hugs back tight>

>RP?
>> No. 40830647
>>40830646

>OK, but I gotta go in like 10 minutes!!
>> No. 40830648
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>I found this thing drawn somewhere in one hall in my uni...
>> No. 40830649
d2 = 2
>> No. 40830650
>Oh Cheesus, I stunned the thread D:
>> No. 40830651
*Appears*
>> No. 40830652
>Rightio, then!


>Driver was out back behind the bar! Since I don't feel like rummaging around and digging my post back up, I'll just shorten it down!

>Driver was beating the shit out of some training dummies.
>> No. 40830653
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>>40830651
*panics at display of wanton teleportation*
>> No. 40830654
>>40830653
>BOO, mothafukka!

>Hello you! don't think we've talked before.
>> No. 40830655
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>>40830651
>>40830652
>>40830653
>Well, Varmus was just approaching the Bar, and the noises of violence drew him in to where Driver was!
>> No. 40830656
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>>40830655
>He'd spy Driver out back, cussing like a salty sailor at the busted sonic device she's taken to carrying around at all times.
...Urgh! So goddamn broken, why do I bother?
>> No. 40830657
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>>40830655
>And Mysty is... was sleeping on the couches under a pile of books but is now cowering.
>> No. 40830658
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>>40830656
Drivah! Oh, Drivah. What do you do, Drivah?

>>40830657
Mysty! Heya. It's okay, you can come out.
>> No. 40830659
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>>40830658
...
>The joke


>Her head
Uh... Come again?
>> No. 40830660
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>>40830659
Just greeting you, is all. Looks like my favourite bat is venting off some steam. Or a lot.
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>>40830660
>More than Fuzzums? You fucking monster
>> No. 40830662
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>>40830658
"I hard strange noises from upstairs w-what's happening?"
>> No. 40830663
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>>40830661
>Who the frak is Fuzzums?

>>40830662
That's be Driver letting out her frustration on training dummies. You met her. She's that dumbass that scared you earlier. Come on, I'm here, you'll be safe...
>> No. 40830664
>>40830660
Lotta steam, lotta steam.
>Based on the battered state of these training dummies, quite alot of steam. A complex little lockbox sits at the other end of the little yard as well. Completely untouched and obviously still locked.
>She sighs, and runs a hoof through her mane, setting her device on top of a nearby box.
Training, too. Something's raising my heckles.
>> No. 40830665
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>>40830663
>Silbers kitten in a bat costuwme :3

>Wanna rp?
>> No. 40830666
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>>40830663
"O-oh... ok..."
>She sighs and picks herself out of the pile of books
"Sorry I panicked"
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>>40830664
>Varmus grabbed the broken device in his forehooves, inspecting it, as soon as she put it down.
That I can see. What's wrong, Drivvy?

>>40830665
>Sure!
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>>40830667
>Hm...Nightshade and Varmus talking about Rarity and stuff? He's in the bar now!
>> No. 40830669
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>>40830666
No problem, sweetie. Don't apologize so much~

>>40830668
>Okies!

...Heya, Nightshade.
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>>40830669
Good evening Mr. Varmus.
>> No. 40830671
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>>40830670
Heard you and Rares broke up.
>> No. 40830672
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>>40830669
>She piles the books on a table nearby and flops back onto the couch.
"It's hard, I may know things but I haven't experienced things."
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>>40830671
>A small sigh slipped out of Nightshade and his brow furrowed
Unfortunately...is...how is she?
>> No. 40830674
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>>40830672
I know, Mysty. I know. I can't even imagine to understand how hard this must be to you.

Which is why I'm proud of you how wonderful you're doing anyway.

>>40830673
...Better, I think. Pinned all the blame on you and told her how much you're missing out, took her to my shop and fucked her silly gave her a few shinies... She's like a magpie, heh.

So, why, if I can ask?
>> No. 40830675
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>>40830674
"Intelligence seems to have nothing with knowledge, I wish I had more of that."
>She sighs
"And there are things I wish I could experience... I mean to say I was reading some fiction, I may understand the words, but I have trouble identifying with the characters."
>> No. 40830676
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>I bought tiny potatoes.
>> No. 40830677
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>>40830674
>He chuckles a bit at that a bit
I pinned all the blame on me when I told her and it's still true...and yeah she is. It's really rather adorable. Always kept an eye out for little shiny nice things to bring back to her when I could...

But for why? Should be pretty obvious. I can't really give her what she deserves. Ever since the whole business with Gray Rarity's been suffering far too much. In worry over me, in a number of things...I can't abandom my life but I don't want to see that light in her eyes being slowly crushed out.
>> No. 40830678
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>>40830675
It's all going to come with time, Mysty. Optimism and patience, okay?

>>40830677
So, you're doing this for her sake...
>> No. 40830679
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>>40830678
I wouldn't make it sound so self-sacrificing. I'm fixing the mistake I made. I never should have dragged her into any of this...
>> No. 40830680
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>>40830678
"Yeah... It's just hard to understand Pride and Prejudice when I have't experienced anything remotely close to that..."
>where she got a copy of pride and prejudice is a mystery.
>> No. 40830681
>>40830667
>Very little change. The vast majority of functions are damaged and... Well, nonfunctional.
Just... A bad feeling, is all. Something's coming... Something not good at all.
>She shakes her head.
And I have to be ready for it.
>> No. 40830682
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>>40830681
Where was that premonition before this all began?
>Flicks her nose
>> No. 40830683
>>40830682
Eh? Nightshade?
>She nearly jumps right out of her skin as he pops up... Even though he's been nearby for a bit.
How the hell should I know? Maybe something's changed.
>> No. 40830684
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>>40830683
Alots changed. Gray's broken beyond salvage. Thousand's on my hit-list...for hitting in the face...and for stabbing but one other day. And every plan is going up in smoke. How has your Time-Lord buisness been Driver?
>> No. 40830685
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>>40830679
>>40830684
No use what-iffing. Not blaming you for breaking up with her, either. She'll get over it.

So what's between you and Gray? And whaddya mean, broken beyond salvage?

>>40830680
...Pride and Prejudice?

I'll be honest. Never read that.

>>40830681
You can never get ready for everything, Deevee. But good thinking.
>> No. 40830686
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>>40830685
"It's a uh..."
Her face flushes a bit red
"Never mind, you wouldn't like it."
>> No. 40830687
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>>40830685
She basically wants to sell herself into being a sex-toy to Thousand, me, pretty much anyone she wants. Not because she really wants to, she just wants to die but the people around her want to keep using her. I told her that today after she's gotten a good night's sleep for once...medically induced mind-you, we need to get everyone together and just take this on...and the broken beyond salvage thing? I think it's just that. Her psyche is completely fractured and she has an inherent need to please everyone regardless of what they do or are or how they treat her. Infact if anything she seems to gravitate towards whoever treats her the worst. Honestly there are a few ways ahead I think...but each would mean losing Gray to one extent or another.
>> No. 40830688
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>>40830686
...Heheh. Try me?
>> No. 40830689
>>40830688
She begins describing the plot.
I dunno man i've never read it, it's a romance novel that's all I know
>> No. 40830690
>>40830684
Knew about the first part. Working on it. I'm tracking down some leads. Cherry broke out of prison. I'm hunting him down, he can't have gone far. Second I... Didn't know about. Don't be too hard on him. He's misguided, but he does mean well. And plans going up in smoke, eh?
>She gives one of the dummies a swift buck to the jaw, sending the head flying off into the distance.
I know how that is. And by the business, I... I don't know. There's... Bits of another life. Coming through not just when I'm asleep now, but when I'm awake too. Bits of... things.
>She takes her tool back from Varmus.
Like this one.
>>40830685
I know Varmus. But... It helps to be prepared.
>> No. 40830691
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>>40830690
Misguided and unwavering fools are the ruin of many lives beyond their own. I am attempting to move forward without loathing him.

>He frowns a bit though

Can you...tell me the flashes you get from one of these lives?
>> No. 40830692
>>40830687
>>40830690
...Don't say she's not salvageable. I don't say that even about Pinku. You... No, you don't get to say that.

She's a selfdestructive masochist and she can't pick herself up after Sigmund's departure, yeah, but she can and will get over it.

Even if it means I'll have to drag her kicking and screaming into a mental hospital and pay for treatments out of my pocket.

...Anyway. Driver, Nightshade, I have no idea what kind of shit did you all put yourself into, but...

How can I help?

>>40830689
...Huh. Better than expected.
Neither did I ;P
>> No. 40830693
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>>40830692
"I just... uhm... understand this concept of romance... which is to be expected..."
>> No. 40830694
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>>40830692
...I don't think a mental hospital would really be so effective at patching her up so much as more traumatizing and I know you mean well I don't think that'd be the best course...but we'll figure this out and if it is we'll do it. Why I've just been trying to force her to have an actual talk about this than just...running from person to person to tell them whatever she thinks they want to hear that will get them to fuck her. As for what you can do, when I find out I'll let you know.
>> No. 40830695
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>>40830693
...Heh, don't get too hung up on how the romance is portrayed in that book, though.

It's awkward, confusing and often really silly in reality.

>>40830694
I know, I know. Just... Right. Anyway. If anything, she won't get me to fuck her and she knows it, so point her in my direction for a serious talk.


^I must go now. Catch me on Skype, I should be able to mobile it.
>> No. 40830696
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>>40830691
Doesn't mean he's beyond saving, does it?
>She flashes him a little smile, before pondering his next question.
I can try. They're like... Dreams, you know? Think abouttem too much and they fly away. Like so much smoke in the wind. Dust and ephemera.
>Driver's face scrunches up and she shakes her head.
Weird. Fancy words and shit. Right...
...Whisper's there. Least, I think it's Whisper. I don't know. We're connected, somehow.
...That's one of the big things. Beyond that... Impossible places. A massive city floating in the sky. Oceans without end. A snake winding its way through the void. And a strange beat to all of it.
>>40830692
I don't think that'd work, Varmus. She needs to have the sword hanging over her head taken care of. She needs... closure. And, well, it's not my fight... But I just can't stay away, eh? Sure you know how it is.
And it's... It's big. I'll leave it at that.
>She lets out a breath, and twirls her little pen.
Keep seeing if you can fix this. Because if it does half the things I've seen ones like it do... Or... Think I've seen...
>She reaches up and grasps her head, grunting, squeezing her eyes shut... Then taking in a few deep breaths before steadying herself.
...Then it'll be handy to have.
>> No. 40830697
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>>40830695
"Oh... I... suppose that makes sense..."
>> No. 40830698
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>>40830695
>Hugs :3
>>40830696
No he isn't. But people are not saved by enablement and kindness if they are never made to realize what they do.

It sounds quite...beutiful really...the beat though...
>His own hoof begins tapping a four-beat pattern quietly on the table
>> No. 40830699
>>40830698
You're probably right. He's trying to do the right thing, but is being pretty destructive...
...
I know there's a good stallion under there, though. He's on a downward spiral... I'll try to pull him out of it, if I can.

>She listens for a few seconds...
Yeah... Yeah, that's the one! But... It's odd. It doesn't really... Bother me. Like, it's a comfort. Familiar.
>She shakes her head, and scratches idly behind her ear.
Dunno how else to explain it, really. And yeah. Pretty fukken fantastic.
C'mon. Feel like some lunch? Working out makes me hungry.
>> No. 40830700
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>>40830699
Sure sure...
>He stands up
>> No. 40830701
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>>40830700
>And a lightly sweaty Driver bounds her way to the Bar's kitchen, and promptly begins preparing sammiches!
What plans have been going up in smoke? Has Jack been a bitch again? He can do that if he's not getting his way, trust me, I know. Specially since he's all worked up over police girl.
>> No. 40830702
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>>40830701
I think I'm going to just need to pull my connections and burn my disguise to risk getting each of you out of this effectively.
>> No. 40830703
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>>40830702
You don't need to worry about me, Nightshade. I've got it covered.
Why do you think I don't have a name? I don't exist, remember? No records of me exist anywhere. All I am is a name. The Driver...
>She pauses for a long moment, and just stares off into the middle distance before snapping back to reality. This has been happening with increasing frequency since the last time he would have seen her.
They didn't get my face on camera anyways. I'm a ghost, see? Perfect for wetwork jobs.
>> No. 40830704
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>>40830703
They have Thousand, they have Jack, they have Gray...really with how leniently they let Thousand out I'm fairly certain some political pressure and diplomatic cover could be enough to cover it through.
>Rubs her face
I'd take your face on camera heh...so why didn't you date Thousand? I know what I think of him but I don't understand it quite from your perspective.
>> No. 40830705
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>>40830704
Jack can handle himself. He's been wanted by way scarier dudes than the EQPF. Gray's getting married to Thousand, taking her off the table. Or... Well, I dunno now. Something will happen there.
>She squeaks when he rubs her face.
Hey, a-no touchey the merchandise!
>She sticks her tongue out at him and goes back to sandwich making, putting together a snack that would be worthy of Shaggy, a piled high sandwich.
I know you would. Frame my face on the wall while you're at it...

And... You really wanna know?
>> No. 40830706
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>>40830705
I always want to know.
>> No. 40830707
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>>40830706
>Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
>Squeaky happy bat faces.


>After Driver has finished chewing, she takes a seat at one of the tables with the rest of the sandwich, holding it in one hoof as she looks out the windows.
...Well, to be honest, it stemmed from me not going for the idea of getting married to him... And I told him the truth. I don't want to get married to anybody. Not even a fake marriage. Not now. Marriage is for people who want to slow down. I wanna live life where I won't know what tomorrow will bring, and that'll be a good thing. Thousand is... He's a sweet guy, but he's WAY older than me. He's got a kid! That's like, my age!... Well... Least... Seems like it. Either way, I just... Plus, I... I didn't know how to react. Most guys just want some flank and plot action, yah? Not like, handholding and candlelight dinners and all that stuff. I don't know how to respond to that...
>> No. 40830708
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>>40830707
...Well if you're a Time-Lord you're quite old yourself but I suppose there is still quite the large difference in mental age...
>> No. 40830709
>>40830708
Next you're going to start telling me to act my age, just you watch.
>Driver promptly rolls her eyes at him and takes another big bite of sandwich.
>Nom nom nom nom nom nom.
>> No. 40830710
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>>40830709
You should start acting your mental age.
>He eats some and rubs her nose
...You know I had almsot begun to see Gray as a sister...
>> No. 40830711
>>40830710
You aren't my dad!
>She sticks out her tongue at him once more and busies herself with more stuffing her face with food...
Thaffum fmee toff...
...
>Coughs once.
Ahem... Me too. But... Why though? You're the tall dark and handsome type. What's gotcha attached?
>> No. 40830712
File 142719505094.png - (310.86KB , 1920x2560 , _Trickster Feared, Far From Revered.png )
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>>40830711
Lingering sentiments of basic humanity? Why would I still be here, why would I still be hurt, and why would I break up with Rarity if I didn't care about any of you? I'm no knight in shining armor but I am not THAT far gone just yet.
>> No. 40830713
>>40830712
...You were with Rarity?
...
You BROKE UP with Rarity?
...Nightshade, lemme off this wild rollercoaster of emotion.
>She sighs, and twirls a hoof in the air for a few moments.
Why did you, though? I dunno who she is, but you appaaaarently care about her.
>> No. 40830714
File 142719530913.png - (232.50KB , 1548x1976 , _Smooth Criminal.png )
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>>40830713
Too late. You're off.
>Pushes her off her seat
>> No. 40830715
>>40830714
Uwaaagh!
>And she falls to the floor in a heap.

>And that's about it for me, folks, the sick has caught up to me.
>> No. 40830716
File 142719566315.png - (282.27KB , 3160x1120 , clown princess.png )
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>> No. 40830717
>>40830716
>Goddamn ending to Castle Crashers all over again
>> No. 40830718
>>40830717
>Haven't played it.
>> No. 40830719
1d2
>> No. 40830720
>>40830719
>booD:

1d2 = 2
>> No. 40830721
>>40830720
>It means Śweenie is pregnant with Paladine?
>> No. 40830722
>>40830721
>Yes. Dragonbabe
>> No. 40830723
>Morning, folks
>> No. 40830724
>>40830722
>Piggy dragon.

>Dragon Cochon was a thing in Wakfu.

>>40830723
>Hi
>> No. 40830725
>>40830723
>Morning Quotes!
>>40830724
>Whats wakfu
>> No. 40830726
>>40830724
>G'mroing

>>40830725
>How's you?
>> No. 40830727
>>40830725
>A French fantasy cartoon based on French MMORPG of the same name.

>>40830726
>Grgm'rmoeni!ng'r.
>> No. 40830728
>>40830727
>Graaauuuunngh
>> No. 40830729
>>40830728
>Uuugrrraugh!
>> No. 40830730
>>40830729
>WAAUGH!
>> No. 40830731
>>40830730
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>> No. 40830732
File 142720045938.png - (612.01KB , 1037x770 , sleepy_rarity_by_otakuap-d60zga5.png )
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>> No. 40830733
File 142720057817.jpg - (18.87KB , 211x338 , WALUIGI TIME.jpg )
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>>40830731
>>40830731
>

>>40830732
>Morning
>> No. 40830734
File 142720066970.jpg - (179.95KB , 800x1131 , 766093__safe_solo_rarity_smile_glasses_grin_atryl-dash-ish_artist-colon-atane27.jpg )
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>>40830733
>Morning!
>> No. 40830735
>>40830734
>How're you?
>> No. 40830736
>>40830733
>Scurry.

>>40830734
>Raepfaic.
>> No. 40830737
>>40830734
>HEllo! Sorry for last night, my internet died violently. Would you like to continue?
>> No. 40830738
>>40830736
>TOO BAD
>WALUIGI TIME!
>> No. 40830739
File 142720094356.png - (619.36KB , 800x752 , 1389035196899.png )
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>>40830736
>

>>40830737
>Sure!

Rarity loosk onto the box of really pretty and probably curesed things. "Oooohh~ These looks simply divine! ... waht kind of curses may these contain?"
>> No. 40830740
File 142720128388.png - (104.42KB , 358x371 , sound_of_drums_by_Nightshade.png )
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>>40830739
Weeeeeeeell... Most of the cursed items cannot be taken off. At all. Well, not without special cursebreaking rituals. And, well. Change of color of coat, mane, tail, eyes, hair loss, unexplainable rash, allergies, gender change, uncontrollable body emissions, infertility, overfertility (doesn't work on those infertile to begin with, I tried), pain, bad luck, vulnerability to elements, weird cravings, selective paralysis, removal or hampering of one or more senses, diseases, death.
>> No. 40830741
>>40830738
:c

>>40830739
c:
>> No. 40830742
File 142720153921.png - (1.03MB , 4995x6240 , ___oh_no_by_glitchking123-d69cx62.png )
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>>40830740
"..... M-maybe I'll look at the uhm, not-so-cursed sections, ehehe~"
>> No. 40830743
File 142720164279.png - (84.53KB , 398x599 , pfrrrrrrrrrrrrt.png )
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>>40830742
I'd recommend that, yeah!

>He chuckled lightly.

And I think I have an idea what you'd like, but keep browsing at your leisure. I'll be right back.
>> No. 40830744
>>40830741
:3

>>40830743
She gave a nod in return with a smile, before turning around to look around more
>> No. 40830745
File 142720204207.jpg - (632.54KB , 737x1079 , oh you!.jpg )
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>>40830744
>He came back after a few moments, carrying a small, old-looking maplewood box.
There we go. Found anything interesting?
>> No. 40830746
>>40830744
>*licks*
>> No. 40830747
>>40830745
Rarity turns a curious cheek to the box

>>40830746
bwahh
>> No. 40830748
File 142720293920.jpg - (69.20KB , 725x725 , purple diamond earrings.jpg )
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>>40830747
They should go well with your mane.

>He opened the box.
>> No. 40830749
>>40830748
Rarity gasps and eyes widen, twinkling on th earrings. "Ooohhh~ Those look beeeautiful~"
>> No. 40830750
File 142720448916.png - (34.12KB , 234x505 , heheh!.png )
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>>40830749
Purple diamonds in gold adorned with smaller clear diamonds. Those come... Mmmm... frrrrrom Gryphonia, they have about thre hundred fourty years. Real pretties. Take good care of them, will you?
>> No. 40830751
>>40830750
"Oh my..." her eyes practically sparkled. "Th-they're magnificent." She craefully levitated up the box. "I most certainlly will~"
>> No. 40830752
File 142720539667.png - (85.70KB , 840x947 , I FOUND PILLS AND ATE THEM.png )
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>>40830751
>He grinned.
That's the smile I wanted to see!

^BRB food
>> No. 40830753
File 142720589360.gif - (862.66KB , 500x270 , High five!.gif )
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>> No. 40830754
>>40830752
she bashfully smiled back at Varmus, closing the box and carefully putting it away, giing a small, quiet nod
>> No. 40830755
File 142720649098.png - (195.38KB , 1000x1000 , 135599413059.png )
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>>40830752
>>40830754
>Gut gut, nov bill her 125 000 bits fur theze!
>> No. 40830756
File 142720658398.png - (199.05KB , 1534x1710 , I have no idea who ate that.png )
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>>40830755
>Pshh, please! Those are the ones the Guards are looking for. Now they can't trace it back to us!

>>40830754
So!
>> No. 40830757
File 142720672855.png - (277.87KB , 586x478 , 135247908792.png )
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>>40830756
>45% discount!? Vhat do you mean 35% discount? That's horrendous that you'd offer a 25% discount! Vhy, you'd make us go bankrupt vith thoze 15% discounts! Fine, give her a 10% discount, you monster!
>> No. 40830758
File 142720682522.png - (118.56KB , 338x409 , r63 more r63.png )
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>>40830757
> XD

> ♥
>> No. 40830759
>>40830756
"Oh, yes, yes! How much? Forgive me, ehehehe"
>> No. 40830760
File 142720755385.png - (158.35KB , 900x1026 , 234234234234.png )
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>>40830758
>>40830759
>75 000bits
>> No. 40830761
File 142720902216.png - (567.69KB , 1769x1181 , 739745__safe_twilight+sparkle_rainbow+dash_upvotes+galore_cute_filly_book_flying_twilight+velvet.png )
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>> No. 40830762
File 142720915604.jpg - (122.29KB , 800x1289 , GUESS WHO JUST SOLD THEIR SOUL TO TZEENTCH AND BOUGHT IT BACK.jpg )
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>> No. 40830764
File 142721276296.png - (520.42KB , 2357x2880 , All my want.png )
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>Morning
>> No. 40830765
File 142721284897.png - (131.83KB , 650x650 , 740109__safe_twilight+sparkle_rainbow+dash_meme_exploitable+meme_tumblr_ask_filly_flying_younger.png )
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>>40830764
>> No. 40830766
>>40830765
>Good morning AVe!
>> No. 40830767
File 142721296309.png - (691.14KB , 1125x1575 , 659437__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_clothes_smile_cute_upvotes+galore_looking+at+you_costume_on+b.png )
40830767
>>40830766
>How are you?
>> No. 40830768
>>40830767
>Not bad, just getting ready for the day.
>> No. 40830769
File 142721323050.gif - (268.90KB , 500x281 , 497164__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_animated_cute_wat_smile_bouncing_artist-colon-themightyshizam.gif )
40830769
>>40830768
>have fun with it, ima try to get a few hours of sleep before the baby starts crying again
>> No. 40830770
>>40830769
>Ahhh, the wonderful joys of a newborn
>> No. 40830771
>So I finally got one of those glass cola bottles.

>They're fun.
>> No. 40830772
File 142721365851.jpg - (18.51KB , 345x460 , Silly.jpg )
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>> No. 40830773
File 142721374764.png - (196.31KB , 482x584 , three.png )
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>>40830772
>*kicks*
>> No. 40830774
>>40830773

>Why?
>> No. 40830775
>>40830772
><Grabs and hugs!>

>>40830773
><Squirts weed-away at it>
>> No. 40830776
File 142721385172.png - (165.38KB , 480x575 , four.png )
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>>40830774
>>40830775
>Too adorable.
>> No. 40830777
>>40830775

>No thanks.
>> No. 40830778
>>40830776

>No.
>> No. 40830779
>>40830777
>So sup!
>> No. 40830780
>>40830778
>Adorableness makes your predator instincts go.

>That's why you wanna squeeze cute things.

>And that's why Spines is secretly a vicious predator
>> No. 40830781
>>40830779

>I'm home
>> No. 40830782
File 142721408930.png - (165.21KB , 600x600 , Face of death.png )
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>>40830781
>Burn it down.
>> No. 40830783
>>40830782

>No
>> No. 40830784
>>40830783
>What's wrong dood?
>> No. 40830785
>>40830784

>Nothing really.
>> No. 40830786
File 142721474651.png - (224.31KB , 1024x978 , rarity_sad_face_by_w0lfylicious-d6tp5sd.png )
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>> No. 40830787
File 142721490251.png - (695.60KB , 960x1920 , this is my rape face.png )
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>>40830786
>> No. 40830788
File 142721629264.jpg - (180.80KB , 1280x720 , 12342.jpg )
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>>40830785
>Well then!

>>40830786
><Hgs>
>> No. 40830789
>>40830788

>Sup with you?
>> No. 40830790
File 142721660649.jpg - (73.94KB , 700x500 , 1425515323021.jpg )
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>>40830789
>Getting ready for schooooool!
>> No. 40830791
>>40830790

>Lame.
>> No. 40830792
File 142721667722.png - (99.44KB , 500x360 , 1426625093105.png )
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>>40830790
>> No. 40830793
File 142721672470.png - (949.23KB , 1280x1329 , 142367704723.png )
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>>40830791
>Today I'm going to burn it down :3

>>40830792
>Hello there cattie!
>> No. 40830794
File 142721679915.png - (289.59KB , 750x750 , tumblr_mxicd19JMB1ra3h5lo3_1280.png )
40830794
>>40830793
>Heya~
>> No. 40830795
>>40830793

>How come?
>> No. 40830796
File 142721690015.jpg - (273.54KB , 1024x724 , Crop that.jpg )
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>>40830794
>My stomach hurts :D

>>40830795
>CAUSE BURNING MONTAGE!
>> No. 40830797
File 142721696864.png - (79.61KB , 500x615 , Nariko 2.png )
40830797
>RP?
>> No. 40830798
File 142721697129.png - (161.53KB , 600x400 , Val and Pandora.png )
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>>40830796
>Take some tums or pepto?
>> No. 40830799
File 142721705776.png - (1.74MB , 1280x1816 , tumblr_ni38rf4mOX1r8c82so1_1280.png )
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>>40830798
>Pepto makes me throw up!
>> No. 40830800
File 142721714322.png - (351.19KB , 697x750 , val and pandora nappin.png )
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>>40830799
>Well if your stomach hurts of course it does.
>> No. 40830801
File 142721730558.jpg - (218.77KB , 800x600 , 13d304e63eb797b3719a1eacd5f03aff.jpg )
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>>40830800
>BLagah. v.v
>> No. 40830802
File 142721736053.png - (192.42KB , 288x352 , 6570.png )
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>>40830801
>Pets tummy~
>> No. 40830803
File 142721748592.gif - (1.75MB , 500x310 , ARY YOU SAID IT WAS A BEACH DAY NOT THIS DAY IS GONNA BE A BITCH.gif )
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>>40830802
><Purs like a bear>

>How are you~?
>> No. 40830804
File 142721769310.jpg - (56.37KB , 680x431 , 1421619900697.jpg )
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>>40830803
>Just got my jacket from Slovenia.

>My friend wrote me a letter
>Its a picture of winston churchill.

>It said
>"Communism will win. Also lots and lots of gay sex."
>> No. 40830805
File 142721777564.png - (61.50KB , 200x200 , Jade-homestuck-fans-28127168-200-200.png )
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>>40830804
>INTERESTING DAY MY GIRL!
>> No. 40830806
File 142721785227.gif - (278.25KB , 640x360 , 1417303013391.gif )
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>>40830805
>I laughed way to hard
>> No. 40830807
File 142721800076.jpg - (229.55KB , 850x581 , sample-e59cfef182ad73ef74e265521296f31e.jpg )
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>>40830806
>Laff harder!
>> No. 40830808
File 142721944626.png - (2.14MB , 1650x4250 , 1427214759212.png )
40830808
>And now I flee to this place called College.
>> No. 40830809
File 142721977331.gif - (1.44MB , 500x331 , Shark Punching Center.gif )
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>> No. 40830810
File 142722036459.png - (280.35KB , 837x1414 , c92092_63043f3136f5b514ef600401d59848c2.png )
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>> No. 40830811
>>40830810

>Hi thar.
>> No. 40830812
File 142722064148.jpg - (80.63KB , 531x884 , c92092_9b6bc1893a84fabedd0d77cc567e6032.jpg )
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>>40830811
>Hai!
>> No. 40830813
>>40830812

>Soup?
>> No. 40830814
File 142722072804.jpg - (14.80KB , 225x285 , Hahah!.jpg )
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>>40830810
>Hi!
>> No. 40830815
File 142722077756.png - (280.35KB , 837x1414 , c92092_63043f3136f5b514ef600401d59848c2.png )
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>>40830813
>Nothing really!

>>40830814
>Hai!
>> No. 40830816
>>40830815

>Could be worse!
>> No. 40830817
File 142722083187.gif - (1.55MB , 400x225 , Fuck Schrodinger.gif )
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>>40830815
>What's up?
>> No. 40830819
File 142722087286.png - (170.98KB , 378x1000 , c92092_138e612225d71cccd0e5abe0f23db940.png )
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>>40830816
>>40830817
>RP?
>> No. 40830820
>>40830819
>Yes please!
>> No. 40830821
>>40830819

>OK, who?
>> No. 40830822
File 142722100432.png - (280.35KB , 837x1414 , c92092_63043f3136f5b514ef600401d59848c2.png )
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>>40830820
>>40830821
>I have this panda!

>Also little Benjie.

>Aaand of course the regulars, Ammie, Cleo, Mandy, Amanda, Lynx
>> No. 40830823
>>40830822

>But who from meeeeee?
>> No. 40830824
File 142722106134.png - (170.98KB , 378x1000 , c92092_138e612225d71cccd0e5abe0f23db940.png )
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>>40830823
>Who do you feel like playing?
>> No. 40830825
File 142722109094.jpg - (90.77KB , 420x602 , 1427218644527[1].jpg )
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>>40830824

>Lotse.
>> No. 40830826
File 142722109258.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40830822
>Panda and Essy or whoever with Paladin-turned-big-scary-demon?
>> No. 40830827
File 142722118616.png - (2.94KB , 320x120 , tumblr_nhipj0Vb941qmzsseo1_400.png )
40830827
>Djinni yawned, and crashed onto the couch, her mane all over the place.
I should stop staying up
>> No. 40830828
>>40830827

>Hey, do you have that one already?
>>40830825
>I dunno if you do but I posted it anyway.
>> No. 40830829
File 142722132802.jpg - (78.60KB , 667x1000 , c92092_2fbf63433a0b9c56199f9e0d44424229.jpg )
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>>40830825
>Well Lotse, meet Kay!

>>40830826
>Either or!

>>40830827
"Maybe you could stay up long enough, you won't have to sleep!" says the panda.
>> No. 40830830
File 142722137987.png - (79.89KB , 356x376 , 08735.png )
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>>40830828
>I does.~

>>40830829
Buwah!
>The pony jumped up, her mane flying everywhere.
Scared me!
>> No. 40830831
File 142722141009.jpg - (80.63KB , 531x884 , c92092_9b6bc1893a84fabedd0d77cc567e6032.jpg )
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>>40830830
"Boo! Hehe~ Big scary panda bear coming for yoooou~"
>> No. 40830832
File 142722141446.png - (477.28KB , 800x800 , blue orchid.png )
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>>40830827
"Just sleep always! There's fairy tales and stuff!"
>>40830829
>1d2 = 1
>> No. 40830833
File 142722149474.jpg - (10.91KB , 159x227 , karen da.jpg )
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>>40830829

Oh look. Another one.
>> No. 40830834
File 142722150947.png - (274.39KB , 577x720 , 2345.png )
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>>40830831
>Djinni giggled a little covering her mouth with a hoof.
Whats up? Im Djinni.~

>>40830832
Wha huh?
>She tilted her head.
>> No. 40830835
File 142722155272.png - (167.13KB , 401x571 , two.png )
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>>40830834
"There's all sorts of fairy tales involving pretty princesses who sleep for a hundred years!"
>> No. 40830836
File 142722155849.png - (170.98KB , 378x1000 , c92092_138e612225d71cccd0e5abe0f23db940.png )
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>>40830832
Essy, meet Panda!

>>40830833
"...There's more?!"

>>40830834
"Nothing really! I'm Kay, 'kay?"
>> No. 40830837
File 142722158688.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40830836

Of you odd animal things? Sure.
>> No. 40830838
File 142722161539.gif - (1.20MB , 268x322 , boing boing boing.gif )
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>>40830836
Panda, meet Essy's back as she's baking cookies in the kitchen!
>> No. 40830839
File 142722165837.png - (359.51KB , 663x720 , 45683.png )
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>>40830835
I aint no princess!

>>40830836
Yeah me either, just being a lazy pony. Cute name! You remind me of Ammie a little.
>She rubbed her chin with a hoof.
Y'know her?~
>> No. 40830840
File 142722168623.jpg - (355.60KB , 674x1185 , BREED.jpg )
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>>40830839
"You got the looks of one!"
>> No. 40830841
File 142722174220.jpg - (7.27KB , 210x241 , 588432.jpg )
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>>40830840
Pffft I do not.
>She waved her hoof dismissively!
>> No. 40830842
File 142722178787.jpg - (109.98KB , 350x598 , Willow.jpg )
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>>40830841
"Deny it all you want, beauty is in the eye of the beholder or some weird stuff like that!"
>> No. 40830843
File 142722180160.png - (334.39KB , 900x1467 , Traditional dress!.png )
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>>40830837
"Well there's plenty of us around, not seen many humans with Tron lines before though! It's cool."

>>40830838
"...I must touch your hair..." says the panda, who runs her paw through your hair.

>You decide if they're met before, since they're both Bunnies and all. :P

>>40830839
"Yup! We're related, in a weird sort of way."
>> No. 40830844
File 142722185186.jpg - (94.42KB , 1600x900 , 1371841533_twdclementine1.jpg )
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>>40830843
Blink blink.
"... Kay, no, we spoke about this. Personal boundaries."
>> No. 40830845
File 142722187055.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40830843

Tron lines?
>> No. 40830846
File 142722190609.png - (256.52KB , 775x448 , 5378.png )
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>>40830842
Yeah I heard that one before.
>She snorted a little.

>>40830843
Oh yeah? sounds kinda neat, how so?~
>> No. 40830847
File 142722195140.png - (477.28KB , 800x800 , blue orchid.png )
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>>40830846
She flopped beside her.
"Wanna watch some bad B-movies?"
>> No. 40830848
File 142722197699.png - (114.68KB , 480x750 , burgz.png )
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>>40830844
"...But... But your haaair..." Kay says with a pout.

>>40830845
"Y'know, those blue veins!"

>>40830846
"Basically, alternative universes!"
>> No. 40830849
File 142722201047.png - (483.19KB , 1024x573 , Bored.png )
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>>40830848

...Tron's a little different.
>> No. 40830850
File 142722203997.png - (145.68KB , 454x373 , 6573.png )
40830850
>>40830847
Morrre movieeesss?

We are gonna run out one day.

>>40830848
Kinda like...the same thing, but different all around?
>She tilted her head, a little lost.~
>> No. 40830851
File 142722207442.png - (146.54KB , 373x314 , A-Amchi-sama.png )
40830851
>>40830848
"... Alright fine, but ask permission first!"
>>40830850
"There's millions of B-movies.
We COULD do something else!"
>> No. 40830852
File 142722214322.png - (332.74KB , 675x1183 , 2D!.png )
40830852
>>40830849
"It's close enough that it's cool!"

>>40830850
"...In a sense!"

>>40830851
"May I ruffle your awesome hair?~"
>> No. 40830853
File 142722218704.png - (213.54KB , 308x422 , IHW_Preview_Clementine_Smile.png )
40830853
>>40830852
"... Alright fine."
>> No. 40830854
File 142722218783.png - (229.78KB , 833x469 , 9678.png )
40830854
>>40830851
Why did they make so many if they arent that great!
>She seemed confused a moment then shook her head.
Oh yeah?

>>40830852
>She booped her right on the nose.
Is everything over there as cute as you?
>> No. 40830855
File 142722221467.gif - (75.01KB , 169x119 , 4e95f7ad_0dca_3672.gif )
40830855
>Nothing like learning that the big test you were worrying about is on the thing you've learned 5 times by now throughout classes and high school.
>> No. 40830856
>>40830853
Ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle~

>>40830854
"In a sense~" she says again with a giggle.
>> No. 40830857
File 142722229056.png - (169.15KB , 406x574 , one.png )
40830857
>>40830854
"Because B-Movies are bad on purpose!

And yeah! We could hang out somewhere, go play at an arcade, we could do something else, we could do each other something boring, your call really!"
>>40830856
She giggled all the while!
"One day I'll get a haircut and you won't have anything to play with!"
>> No. 40830858
File 142722229268.png - (217.67KB , 1191x670 , 21564.png )
40830858
>>40830856
Bah, I dont believe you.
>She smiled at her a moment.
So, what does Kay the Cute do for fun?~
>> No. 40830859
File 142722234027.png - (114.68KB , 480x750 , burgz.png )
40830859
>>40830857
"...You do that and I'll... Um... Magic you so you're a panda too!"

>>40830858
"I dunno', but I draw!"
>> No. 40830860
File 142722239638.png - (264.96KB , 1299x1322 , Why would I set your tail on fire mom it was clearly not me please ignore the lighter in my hand.png )
40830860
>>40830859
"I think you'll have to wait in line.
The bunnies want to turn me into thirty-six different animals so far."
>> No. 40830861
File 142722239951.png - (0.97MB , 1280x720 , 95782.png )
40830861
>>40830857
Well Im to tired to do anything besides sit here.
>She stretched a little, popping her neck.

>>40830859
Oh Oh! I wanna see your drawings!
>She clapped her hooves together.
>> No. 40830862
File 142722243356.png - (477.28KB , 800x800 , blue orchid.png )
40830862
>>40830861
"... We cooooould sit together, I guess?

Or I could get you some coffee?"
>> No. 40830863
File 142722243728.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40830863
>>40830852

It isn't even really that close;
>> No. 40830864
File 142722254759.png - (27.49KB , 187x250 , 46367.png )
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>>40830862
Ewwwie coffee..gimme some ice cream.
>> No. 40830865
File 142722257483.jpg - (355.60KB , 674x1185 , BREED.jpg )
40830865
>>40830864
"Chocolate ice cream?"
>> No. 40830866
File 142722265321.png - (710.58KB , 1157x1066 , 857.png )
40830866
>>40830865
Yeahhh thats what Im talkin about!
>She pointed with a grin.
>> No. 40830867
File 142722270795.png - (691.01KB , 637x966 , killer plant.png )
40830867
>>40830866
"With fudge and sprinkles and stuff?"
>> No. 40830868
File 142722274595.png - (359.51KB , 663x720 , 45683.png )
40830868
>>40830867
Just fudge would be fine.
>> No. 40830869
File 142722277286.png - (679.93KB , 718x1563 , raising funds.png )
40830869
>>40830868
She jumps to the kitchen!
>> No. 40830870
>>40830869
>She whistles to herself humming a little as she waits.
>> No. 40830871
File 142722298167.png - (264.02KB , 572x896 , BOW!!.png )
40830871
>>40830833
"We'll do it all at once and make you into the personification of adorable!"

>>40830861
"You suuuuuure?"

It's hentai. D:

>>40830863
"It is though!"
>> No. 40830872
File 142722300629.gif - (359.55KB , 135x120 , 47ff2274_892f_28d8.gif )
40830872
>Anyone want to RP?
>> No. 40830873
File 142722304057.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40830873
>>40830871

It's not glowy. Or angular.
>> No. 40830874
File 142722306294.png - (221.89KB , 347x1000 , c92092_2cfa1800a7a94fb2e2c4ef0ea73e13dc.png )
40830874
>>40830873
"I bet you glow in the dark~"
>> No. 40830875
File 142722309597.png - (274.39KB , 577x720 , 2345.png )
40830875
>>40830871
Yeah sure I like all kindsa art!

Awww yeah
>> No. 40830876
File 142722310300.jpg - (19.05KB , 360x360 , chocolate-ice-cream-sundae_png_360x360_crop-scale_upscale_q85.jpg )
40830876
>>40830870
And she came back with HOOOOLY SHIT THAT'S THE MOST AMAZING-LOOKING SUNDAE EVER
>>40830871
>I'm curious now!
>>40830871
"... But isn't that like, you guys?"
>> No. 40830877
File 142722321022.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40830877
>>40830874

Prove it.
>> No. 40830878
File 142722322694.jpg - (7.27KB , 210x241 , 588432.jpg )
40830878
>>40830876
Gah Daisy, you didnt have to go and make me gorumet.
>> No. 40830879
File 142722326448.png - (201.40KB , 500x615 , Daisy.png )
40830879
>>40830878
"I didn't. That kid called Essy did."
>> No. 40830880
File 142722338435.png - (274.39KB , 577x720 , 2345.png )
40830880
>>40830879
Awww shes a sweety, did you tell her thank you?
>> No. 40830881
File 142722342069.png - (133.58KB , 560x710 , Oh god this outfit!.png )
40830881
>>40830876
"And you're one of us so..."

>>40830877
"...Well, I can't."

>>40830875
"But I don't have my notepad on meee!"
>> No. 40830882
File 142722343049.png - (196.31KB , 482x584 , three.png )
40830882
>>40830880
"Well, duh! I'm not my sister!"
>> No. 40830883
File 142722345638.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40830883
>>40830881

You can't turn the light off?
>> No. 40830884
File 142722346551.jpg - (94.42KB , 1600x900 , 1371841533_twdclementine1.jpg )
40830884
>>40830881
"I'm the exception that proves it!"
>> No. 40830885
File 142722348496.png - (359.51KB , 663x720 , 45683.png )
40830885
>>40830881
I got a journal, wanna draw in the back of it or on some pages?~

>>40830882
Thats...willow right?
>> No. 40830886
File 142722352158.png - (477.28KB , 800x800 , blue orchid.png )
40830886
>>40830885
"Thaaaat's her.

The one who almost punched the girl with the burn scars."
>> No. 40830887
File 142722356799.png - (159.90KB , 386x372 , 4742.png )
40830887
>>40830886
Oh yeah Tanaka, gotta be careful with her shes a little..uhhh whats a way to describe it.

Meek?
>> No. 40830888
File 142722361181.png - (695.60KB , 960x1920 , this is my rape face.png )
40830888
>>40830887
"Either way, Willow's a bitch."
She handed her the sundae and a spoon.
>> No. 40830889
File 142722367757.png - (175.24KB , 722x466 , 356.png )
40830889
>>40830888
How come?
>She took the spoon and began to eat little bites of her sundae.
>> No. 40830890
File 142722373118.png - (221.89KB , 347x1000 , c92092_2cfa1800a7a94fb2e2c4ef0ea73e13dc.png )
40830890
>>40830883
"...Isn't that rude?"

>>40830884
"Essy, c'mon, you're totes adorable!"

She takes your hand and squeezes it softly with her paw~

>>40830885
"Um... Sure!"
>> No. 40830891
File 142722377647.jpg - (670.49KB , 1307x1882 , Lovehate.jpg )
40830891
>>40830890

It won't take a moment.
>> No. 40830892
File 142722379145.png - (16.28KB , 279x559 , rawr.png )
40830892
>>40830889
Shrug.
"I dunno. She likes to pick fights more than me and Fernie do, and I guess that ever since the dad incident she went further downhill."
And it's good! Essy's donuts-tier-good!
>>40830890
"No I'm nooot.

I think you're mistaking me for Rebecca!"
>> No. 40830893
File 142722380938.png - (419.31KB , 489x720 , 5469.png )
40830893
>>40830890
>She fiddled around in a saddlebag and handed her a lavender little journal, Djinni's name written across it some foreign characters.
Pick any page!~
>> No. 40830894
File 142722384195.png - (215.27KB , 800x820 , 1419650941036.png )
40830894
>>40830892
Fernie...hheuehehe...
>She snorted a little and continued eating.
>> No. 40830895
File 142722389971.png - (196.31KB , 482x584 , three.png )
40830895
>>40830894
"That's dad for ya.

I think it's short for Fernillia or something."
>> No. 40830896
File 142722398642.png - (99.50KB , 203x415 , 7974.png )
40830896
>>40830895
I thought Varmus was your dad?
>> No. 40830897
File 142722402772.jpg - (80.63KB , 531x884 , c92092_9b6bc1893a84fabedd0d77cc567e6032.jpg )
40830897
>>40830891
"...Well okay..."

And so the lights go out.

>>40830892
"Hey, she's cute too but you're also cute~!"


>>40830893
"...Ooooo..."

And so the Panda begins to sketch, looking up at you occasionally!
>> No. 40830898
File 142722403022.png - (167.13KB , 401x571 , two.png )
40830898
>>40830896
"Well, he sorta is.

Just from another dimension."
>> No. 40830899
File 142722406213.png - (264.96KB , 1299x1322 , Why would I set your tail on fire mom it was clearly not me please ignore the lighter in my hand.png )
40830899
>>40830897
"Not cute enough!"
>> No. 40830900
File 142722410715.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40830900
>>40830897

>Nope! No glowing in the dark.
>> No. 40830902
File 142722413104.jpg - (7.27KB , 210x241 , 588432.jpg )
40830902
>>40830897
>She smiled and sat down next to her as she drew, after a moment she noticed how Kay kept looking over.
Are you..drawing me?
>The pony blushed a little at the thought.

>>40830898
Ohh I see, all kinds of dimensions around here.
>> No. 40830903
File 142722413274.png - (334.39KB , 900x1467 , Traditional dress!.png )
40830903
>>40830899
"Well... Yes you are."

>>40830900
"...Well that's sad."
>> No. 40830904
File 142722419342.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40830904
>>40830903

It is? What do you think I am?
>> No. 40830905
File 142722428745.png - (161.21KB , 263x348 , Clem.png )
40830905
>>40830902
"Yep.

Eeeeeevery option ever exists."
>>40830903
She tried to make the most ugly face she could at her!

It's no use. Still adorable.
>> No. 40830906
File 142722440058.gif - (1.76MB , 520x702 , f8209b1d972e95302afc843149ba7769.gif )
40830906
>>40830905
I wonder if there are more of me!
>Oh god, more than one Djinni
>> No. 40830907
>>40830906
>She could be her own backup dancers!
>> No. 40830908
File 142722458520.jpg - (355.60KB , 674x1185 , BREED.jpg )
40830908
>>40830906
"Maybe a universe where there's several!"
>> No. 40830909
File 142722464544.png - (8.82KB , 545x496 , bbbff style.png )
40830909
>And then Varmus entered the Bar, missing his eyebrows.

Well.
>> No. 40830910
File 142722469486.png - (167.01KB , 240x295 , uiy9iu.png )
40830910
>>40830908
I think I like it better with one Djinni.

>>40830909
HAH VARMUS IS MISSING AN EYEBROW
>> No. 40830911
File 142722469630.png - (336.26KB , 1000x1000 , 688428__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_clothes_face+down+ass+up_cat_eyes+on+the+prize_pyjamas_-colon.png )
40830911
>>40830906
>In my dream Djinni took off ehr top and Dusk said her bra somehow covered up mroe of her boobs than that skimpy shirt
>> No. 40830912
File 142722477242.jpg - (43.88KB , 500x500 , tumblr_ncq995BjCS1rt05b1o1_500.jpg )
40830912
>>40830911
>Where the who what the hell?
>> No. 40830913
File 142722479799.png - (165.38KB , 480x575 , four.png )
40830913
>>40830910
"I dunnooooooo. I kinda like the idea of several Djinnies."
>>40830909
>CAN I HAVE BILLY
>>40830911
>>40830912
>Ave's like that sometimes.

>Just go along with it.
>> No. 40830914
File 142722480281.png - (329.17KB , 600x884 , awww___.png )
40830914
>>40830910
Even both, yes. Hi.
>> No. 40830915
File 142722485037.png - (168.76KB , 247x295 , 45644.png )
40830915
>>40830913
Yeah well, you funky.

>>40830914
Hey Varmus.
>Said a lazy Miya.~
>> No. 40830916
File 142722486242.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
40830916
>>40830912
>Dusk was now staring at Djinnis chest, wondering...
>> No. 40830917
File 142722489988.png - (145.18KB , 693x456 , 4698.png )
40830917
>>40830916
>Djinni's inna pony form!~
>> No. 40830918
File 142722490150.jpg - (611.93KB , 1092x1006 , sitting_there_color_by_DOM.jpg )
40830918
>>40830913
>She in the BAr

>>40830915
Hey Miya. Sup?
>> No. 40830919
File 142722491164.png - (478.99KB , 500x710 , TELL ME YOU LIKE MY FLUFFY HAT.png )
40830919
>>40830915
"I dunno if that's good or bad!"
>> No. 40830920
File 142722493527.png - (221.89KB , 347x1000 , c92092_2cfa1800a7a94fb2e2c4ef0ea73e13dc.png )
40830920
>>40830902
"...Maybe~" she giggles, before putting a finger to your lips!

>>40830905
"..."

She just licks your nose!

>>40830904
"I dunno', thought you were all gloey in the dark."
>> No. 40830921
File 142722495456.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
40830921
>>40830918
"Fish. I need your help."
>>40830917
>>40830916
>... BRAIN NO
>NO
>> No. 40830924
File 142722500014.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
40830924
>>40830917
>he was wondering even more!
...Which of your forms do you think is the bustiest? This one looks pretty busted up...
>> No. 40830925
File 142722500063.png - (217.67KB , 1191x670 , 21564.png )
40830925
>>40830918
Being laaazzzyy.
Want some ice creaaam?

>>40830919
Both!

>>40830920
>She pursed her lips on the finger and winked.
T-Take your time then.
>Her blush never once left.
>> No. 40830926
File 142722501229.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40830926
>>40830920

Yeah, why would you actually wonder that?
>> No. 40830927
File 142722506171.png - (231.54KB , 362x720 , 85679.png )
40830927
>>40830924
Awww, but this is the real me though..like..before I got captured.
>> No. 40830928
File 142722507090.png - (477.28KB , 800x800 , blue orchid.png )
40830928
>>40830920
She burst into laughing, pulling her into a hug!
>>40830925
"... Well you're even more!"
>> No. 40830929
File 142722511507.png - (274.39KB , 577x720 , 2345.png )
40830929
>>40830928
Yeah I am pretty bad!
>> No. 40830930
File 142722512018.gif - (272.18KB , 504x530 , wink wink.gif )
40830930
>>40830921
Whoah. Howdy, Darius. Like th' new look!

>>40830925
Hey, sure!

>He trotted over.
>> No. 40830931
File 142722515933.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
40830931
>>40830927
Nope. It's busted. I'm arresting it cuz I'ma cop like that...
>He flops over and picks her up
>> No. 40830932
File 142722517354.jpg - (355.60KB , 674x1185 , BREED.jpg )
40830932
>>40830929
She just booped her nose, grinning.
>>40830930
"It's cool, I admit.
The fact there's a hunger demon infused into my flesh just makes it better."
>> No. 40830933
File 142722521837.png - (213.10KB , 475x720 , 45682.png )
40830933
>>40830930
Alriiiigght
>She grinned a little, fixing her eye patch and then dove behind the counter.
What kind ya want?

>>40830931
Well that kinda bums me out.
>Her ears lowered a bit, even as he picked her up.

>>40830932
>Her nose wiggled a little.
>> No. 40830934
File 142722524424.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
40830934
>>40830933
...Im joking...your bums perfect.
>> No. 40830935
File 142722525807.png - (196.31KB , 482x584 , three.png )
40830935
>>40830933
>>40830931
"... Coooould you please put her down."
>> No. 40830936
File 142722527578.png - (221.89KB , 347x1000 , c92092_2cfa1800a7a94fb2e2c4ef0ea73e13dc.png )
40830936
>>40830925
And so, eventually, she showed you the notepad!

She did indeed sketch you, being all cute and blushy~

>>40830926
"Because it'd be cool?"

>>40830928
And she hugged back tightly!
>> No. 40830937
File 142722530999.png - (213.63KB , 376x382 , hey this is sorta cute.png )
40830937
>>40830936
Nuuuuzle nuzzle!
>> No. 40830938
File 142722532325.jpg - (97.30KB , 762x900 , Bunny with a machine gun.jpg )
40830938
>>40830936

But that's not how science works.
>> No. 40830939
File 142722532900.png - (8.82KB , 545x496 , bbbff style.png )
40830939
>>40830932
Hyuk, sawnds like a blast, sugercube.

>>40830933
Pistacchio!
>> No. 40830940
File 142722538418.jpg - (18.33KB , 226x250 , Azazael-Tiefling-226x250.jpg )
40830940
>>40830939
"Even better- I'm going to either die by this thing consuming my soul or by starving to death.

And Varmus is absolutely clueless on how to get it out of me."
>> No. 40830941
File 142722539619.png - (256.52KB , 775x448 , 5378.png )
40830941
>>40830934
>>40830935
Man you guys are too sweet, gonna give me cavities.

>>40830936
Awww...
>Djinni hid her muzzle a little with her hooves.
Thats really cute Kay..thanks.~

>She leaned over and embraced the Panda gently.

Definitely gonna write something sweet in her next to this drawing.~

>>40830939
Eww whats wrong witchu!
>She shook her head and got him a bowl anyway.
>> No. 40830943
File 142722547046.jpg - (355.60KB , 674x1185 , BREED.jpg )
40830943
>>40830941
She sticks her tongue at him!
>> No. 40830944
File 142722549050.png - (169.15KB , 406x574 , one.png )
40830944
>>40830943
her*
>> No. 40830945
File 142722554798.png - (104.51KB , 652x694 , d`awwwwww_by_RIFF.png )
40830945
>>40830940
He ain' meh, sug.

>>40830941
Absolutely everything!

>He grinned and started eating.
>> No. 40830946
File 142722558918.jpg - (57.95KB , 600x748 , wow I look like a douchebag.jpg )
40830946
>>40830945
"Hence why I asked.
Get it out of me."
>> No. 40830947
File 142722562009.png - (415.41KB , 1280x1380 , tumblr_nkoc51TBo11rbrgo3o2_1280.png )
40830947
>>40830943
>She made a face at her.
Ehhh!

>>40830945
I know dat.
>She finished up her own bowl since she was half away done and put it away.
Whats up? What happened to your devilishly handsome eyebrows?
>> No. 40830948
File 142722567315.gif - (338.63KB , 656x768 , butts!_SFW.gif )
40830948
>>40830946
>She shrugged.

'Kay, but Ah ain' gunna do it fer free.
>> No. 40830949
File 142722567689.jpg - (291.40KB , 1280x1280 , leafkini.jpg )
40830949
>>40830947
"SO.
What's on the agenda after ice cream?"
>> No. 40830950
File 142722570842.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
40830950
>>40830948
"Varmus told me about that.
Take whatever you want."
>> No. 40830951
File 142722571390.png - (215.27KB , 800x820 , 1419650941036.png )
40830951
>>40830949
I dunno.
>She shrugged.
Knock over some atms or something.
>> No. 40830952
File 142722575677.jpg - (381.13KB , 766x1042 , hello there morsel.jpg )
40830952
>>40830951
"Something legal!"
>> No. 40830953
File 142722583364.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
40830953
>>40830941
It's okay I got something you cna fill your mouth with to prevent that...toothpaste ;3
>> No. 40830954
File 142722584868.jpg - (500.95KB , 1280x720 , 1425443496445.jpg )
40830954
>>40830952
Legality sucks man! Lets go to Camp Omega and steal one of Ida's huge military trucks.
>> No. 40830955
File 142722585886.png - (166.29KB , 900x932 , r`lyeh_now_by_DOM.png )
40830955
>>40830947
A mishap while figuring out how to fix a stupidly complicated piece of alien machinery that's busted the fuck up to hell in a handbasket.

By the way, I can't trust you with a sharpie and drawing my eyebrows back on, can I now?

>>40830950
Whut if Ah wanted yer paladinhood?
>> No. 40830957
File 142722591996.png - (130.90KB , 500x625 , Varmie needs exorcisms.png )
40830957
>>40830954
"I have no idea who Ida is."
>>40830955
"You'd have to ask for it from Archknight Sahariel, Grand Inquisitor Vargas, and Libra herself."
>> No. 40830958
File 142722601717.jpg - (28.66KB , 400x600 , b7138c17985eae7d125759e60137c479.jpg )
40830958
>>40830953
Toof passsste.
Ritsu got so drunk once she thought it was astronaut food.

>>40830955
Sounds like what happened to mah faaacce.
>She held her burn scar goofily, stretching it.

Probably not, but then again it would look good anyway.

Let me take you to that salon thats run by those creepy foreign ponies that talk about people..man you'll have fancy eyebrows..look like a sexy grandma.

>>40830957
She's a scientist who became a Mercenary Commandah!
>She chuckled to herself.~
>> No. 40830959
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>>40830958
"...
Is she evil merceneries?"
>> No. 40830960
File 142722613740.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
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>>40830958
I got so drunk once I thought you were sexy...then I sobered up and remembered you were more radiant than the sun of your homeland than anything~
>> No. 40830961
File 142722619501.png - (109.08KB , 362x412 , bitchin new duds.png )
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>>40830959
Nahh they work for the Equestrian Government!

>>40830960
>She frowned for a second, intensely. Then she smiled, then she had a ponderous look.

But that sun outside is the same one!...right?
>> No. 40830962
File 142722624077.png - (201.75KB , 1652x1664 , _Adult Dusk.png )
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>>40830961
Huh, I suppose it is~
>> No. 40830963
File 142722627918.jpg - (355.60KB , 674x1185 , BREED.jpg )
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>>40830961
"Let's still from evil ones!"
>> No. 40830964
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>>40830962
Ill beat up the sun!
>> No. 40830965
>>40830963
I dunno any evil ones!
>> No. 40830966
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>>40830964
I don't think Varmus would appreciate you wailing on his woman like that.
>> No. 40830967
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>>40830957
Naw. Noponeh decides who yew are but yerself.

But tha's nawt whut Ah want. Ah dun' care 'bout yer paladinhood.

>>40830958
...Nah, thanks. You know what, I got a solution.

>Varmus pulled out a fake felt moustache from somewhere, ripped it in two, and stuck above his eyes.
There, eyebrows.
>> No. 40830969
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>> No. 40830970
File 142722640869.jpg - (33.15KB , 249x436 , 546789.jpg )
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>>40830966
Varmus dates the sun.
>She looked up at the sun, then covered her eyes.
Ow.

>>40830967
Pffft, now you look like Baron Harkonnen.
>> No. 40830971
File 142722643888.jpg - (355.60KB , 674x1185 , BREED.jpg )
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>>40830965
"Let's just do something stupid and romantic!"
>>40830967
"What do you want, then?"
>> No. 40830972
File 142722647212.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
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>>40830970
Well I can't blame him. The sun is hot.
>> No. 40830973
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>>40830971
Nahhh, romantic aint cool man.
>> No. 40830974
File 142722652251.png - (196.31KB , 482x584 , three.png )
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>>40830973
"Wanna shoot aliens at some cheesy arcade/pizza place?"
>> No. 40830975
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>>40830972
And I thought Ary said awful things.
>She was trying her hardest not to laugh.

>>40830974
We can do that here! Dont we have arcades here..or tvs.
>> No. 40830976
File 142722657882.png - (167.13KB , 401x571 , two.png )
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>>40830975
"Probably!"
>> No. 40830977
File 142722660785.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
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>>40830975
>he smiles and leaned in, tickling udner her chin with his tail
>> No. 40830978
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>>40830970
You get a point for knowing the Dune!

>>40830971
Ah'm gettin' tired o' yer attitude. Ah'm gunna pull th' demon out o' yer bodeh, create a new un' fer her, an' link yer lives tagether, so if un' of yew dies, th' other does so too.
>> No. 40830979
File 142722668107.png - (165.68KB , 498x465 , 567890.png )
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>>40830976
Much better suited to my lazy habits.

>>40830977
Buwahhahahahehehahah!
>She tried to squirm away!

>>40830978
Of course I know dune, It was the only thing I read in school.
>> No. 40830980
File 142722670685.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40830978
"... You're gonna give a being that gets stronger the more it eats a body which requires eating."
>>40830979
"And THEN we can go steal a thing!"
>> No. 40830981
File 142722673537.jpg - (49.17KB , 640x864 , __Gwynevere Starblaze.jpg )
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>>40830979
>he held her into horse arms :3
Hows my favourite exotic dancer?
>> No. 40830982
File 142722677433.png - (213.10KB , 475x720 , 45682.png )
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>>40830980
What kinda thing?

>>40830981
>The purple pony wiggled and squirmed, getting comfy.
Nothin, robbed people blind, danced like I was mad.

The usual.~
>> No. 40830983
File 142722680950.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
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>>40830982
Rob em blind? And I was talking about Miya you narcicist. You seen that girl twerking. Dayum~
>He said with a ujoking grin
>> No. 40830984
File 142722682184.png - (50.09KB , 732x700 , nope.png )
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>>40830979
One of the coolest scifi ever.

>>40830980
Leave it ta meh ta figger out how ta prevent her from becomin' a danger yer makin' her outta be.

Take it or leave it, sugercube. Tha's mah offer.
>> No. 40830985
File 142722687354.png - (159.90KB , 386x372 , 4742.png )
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>>40830983
Miya got hit by a truck, I was impressed.

>>40830984
Yeah it is, they dont make good stuff like that anymore.
>> No. 40830986
File 142722687522.png - (201.40KB , 500x615 , Daisy.png )
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>>40830982
"You're the professional thief here, Djinni!"
>>40830984
"... Fine. Take her out of me."
>> No. 40830987
File 142722693190.png - (214.80KB , 574x720 , 029735.png )
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>>40830986
Yeah but I stole like..paintings and rich silverware!

Oh yeah and books.
>> No. 40830988
File 142722698446.jpg - (70.17KB , 635x543 , tumblr_mr7dgzra191rl9w9no1_1280.jpg )
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>>40830984
>>40830986
>Chokes onna Scoobysnack in a gigglefit on a bar stool a few feet from you two
>> No. 40830989
File 142722698789.jpg - (355.60KB , 674x1185 , BREED.jpg )
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>>40830987
"... Yes. Books. Let's steal books."
>> No. 40830991
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>>40830989
But I already got magic books!
>> No. 40830992
File 142722709506.jpg - (355.60KB , 674x1185 , BREED.jpg )
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>>40830991
"There's all kinds of magic books!

Like, some might have more shapes for you!"
>> No. 40830993
File 142722711309.jpg - (33.78KB , 466x500 , 50524f44e185.jpg )
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>Pizdy...
>> No. 40830994
File 142722714917.png - (213.10KB , 475x720 , 45682.png )
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>>40830992
Wha?
>> No. 40830995
File 142722719184.png - (167.13KB , 401x571 , two.png )
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>>40830994
"More books might be equal more shapes to shift into!"
>> No. 40830997
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>>40830985
...What the fuck-shit?
>> No. 40830998
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>>40830985
Time's changed. By the way, you ever read Glen Cook's Black Company series?

>>40830986
>>40830988
>Billyfish grinned. And then it hurt.

>Darius' entire existence was pain. Agonal suffering of his entirety burning in fire, is this how Hell feels like, oh Libra make it stop please makeitstopmakeitstop-

>And then there was nothing.

>When Darius would open his eyes, he'd be laying on the Bar floor, sore and exhausted and shivering.

>And definetely not demonic.
>> No. 40831000
>>40830998
1d2 = 2
Either way, Darius took it like a champ.
While there WERE whipmers in there, he definitely didn't cry for his mother anywhere.
>> No. 40831001
File 142722779276.jpg - (26.69KB , 374x360 , 3525252352.jpg )
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>>40830998
>>40831000
.....oh wow no lube. Anyone got a number to a good proctologist around here?
>> No. 40831002
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>>40830995
Ohhh I see what you're getting at.

>>40830997
She s running from Teton, it was neat.

>>40830998
I should.~

>>40831001
>>40831000
>>40830998
SAY! THANKS for getting me out of there...stinks like old man and beer.
>> No. 40831003
File 142722791161.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40831000
>>40831001
He grunted, and held his head, sighing as he found the horns.
A quick chant escaped his lips, and his face brightened.
"Doesn't hurt to pray anymore.

Looks like you cleaned me, Fish."
>> No. 40831004
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>>40831002
She smiled widely.
>>40831002
"You weren't a fun passenger either, demon."
>> No. 40831005
File 142722806040.jpg - (235.15KB , 790x1051 , Grinning_by_ThousandWords.jpg )
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>>40831000
>>40831001
>>40831002
>>40831003
Hyuk. That Ah dun! Now, yew two, yer lives are linked. Un cannot live if th' other dies.

Ah suggest yew two becum' friends.

Raggs-ay, y'all want sum' apple juice~?
>> No. 40831006
File 142722811177.jpg - (25.82KB , 330x395 , 5252525.jpg )
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>>40831002
>>40831003
>>40831005
Congrats! You're a daddy now!
...or mommy.

Anyone knows if anal birth counts as mommy or daddy thing?
>Tosses a pack of hankies to the demon

And not right away no, I think I saw enough juices for a while.
>> No. 40831007
File 142722819006.gif - (430.69KB , 500x228 , durarara-niekawa-haruna-Anime-сборник-1738864.gif )
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>>40831004
>Djinni grinnnned back.

>>40831004
Oh yeah?! Well you can shove it till your hemorrhoids bleed! IIIM going back to..whatever that shit hole was. And fuckin up the ord-

>>40831005
>>40831006
You know what, I have an even BETTER IDEA.~
>> No. 40831008
File 142722820645.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40831006
>>40831005
"Suppose I banish her back. She's still alive. On a different plane."
>> No. 40831009
File 142722825246.jpg - (26.72KB , 120x120 , BecauseParties.jpg )
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>So, anyone wanna RP?
>> No. 40831010
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>>40831007
"Soooo.

Wanna cuddle?"
>> No. 40831011
File 142722830750.png - (274.39KB , 577x720 , 2345.png )
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>>40831010
Nope!
>She grinned.
>> No. 40831012
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>>40831011
"...Aww."
>> No. 40831013
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>>40831007
........oh boy, anal?

>>40831008
Oooooooooooh! Do it! Totally do it!
>The zombie thing produced pom-poms and shook them vigorously
One-two-three,
Banish demon to a tree~
>> No. 40831015
File 142722847116.jpg - (13.30KB , 480x272 , 11040211540a12977052705l.jpg )
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>>40831013
>>40831012

Who are you stitches, you look pretty malevolent, wanna assist me in making my FAAAAAVVVORITE PALADIN IN THE WHOLE WORLD hate life?~
>> No. 40831016
File 142722849891.png - (380.73KB , 500x800 , ride 'em up, cowgirl.png )
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>>40831002
Yep, it's awesome. I know you'll love it-

Sorry, someone's calling me.

>Varmus took a few steps back and answered his phone. At first he looked happy, then saddened and distressed... And suddenly, his face blanched. In panic, he started dialing some number, again and again.

>Finally, he called Teton, apparently, and they soon met - Teton looking just as distraught as him - and without a word, ran to her Tardis and left!

>What was that all about...?

>>40831006
>>40831007
>>40831008
Yer goin' wit' her.

Yer gotta be on th' same plane of existence an'.... Mmm... Within them ten kilometers apart.

>She waved her hoof and a sharp pain needled through their hearts, and a faint red string was visible connecting them for a moment.

There. Y'all ain' jewin' outta this so easy.
>> No. 40831017
File 142722860231.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
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>>40831015
"You're about twenty-five years late, kid.
The party's over. We left you some cake."
>>40831016
>>40831013
A raccoon went out outta nowhere, slapped her, and disappeared.
"... Oh hell no."
>> No. 40831018
File 142722869751.png - (201.75KB , 1652x1664 , _Adult Dusk.png )
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>>40831002
>Sylvannas in HotS: "I have no time for games...so why am I always in them?"

Kinky...
>Holds her up and waggles her arms up and down like a doll
How's the other Ginny?
>> No. 40831019
File 142722873331.jpg - (235.15KB , 790x1051 , Grinning_by_ThousandWords.jpg )
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>>40831017
>Billyfish's head spun around her neck several times.
Aw hell yup!
>> No. 40831020
File 142722873580.gif - (600.66KB , 500x281 , tumblr_mlbqm4gZXg1so9lguo1_500.gif )
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>>40831016
So uhh, everything okay?
>She tilted her head with all the curiosity of a teenager.

>>40831016
>>40831017
NN ow, what the shit was that...heyyy wait a sec!
>She pointed a blade that seemingly came from no where at Billy, the demon looked angry.
You're pretty fuckin awesome.~

>She then looked at Darius.
So guess what you get to do nowwwww.~

YOU'RE GONNA BE MY HUSBAND AND LIKE IT!~

Or else Ill kill us both.


>>40831018
I think shes doin okay, havent seen her inawhile!
>> No. 40831021
File 142722879299.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
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>>40831020
We should all get together, knock a few back, watch some movies, cuddle under a blanket, have a threesome :3
>> No. 40831022
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>>40831020
"I'm a married man.

Maybe you heard of her, her name's Libra.
She's an actual Goddess."
>> No. 40831023
File 142722886134.jpg - (411.17KB , 800x1166 , tumblr_ndh3nibjGP1sq2gkmo1_1280.jpg )
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>>40831016
>>40831015
>>40831020
>>40831022
>Snrks
"Jewin'"

>Pompom shake
Come on big guy! Don't let some juju-mare sway your head! Banish the demon! Paladingdong her! Wooooo! Paladininism! Wooooo!
>Shake shake shake


Woooooooooooo-ooooooooooh better! kissu-kissu~~!
>> No. 40831024
File 142722886398.jpg - (164.47KB , 500x1170 , I Didn't Ask For These Feels.jpg )
40831024
>*Darkest Dungeon actually seems like a game I would really enjoy*
>*Won't actually be in a position needed to spend my money on a steam card and throw it at my screen to get the game for a while*
>> No. 40831025
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>>40831020
>I assume she asked after they came back, distraught and pale. Teton made a point to ignore Miya's existence, but Varmus answered her.

...Gretchen... She's kidnapped.

>>40831020
>>40831022
This gun' be gewd.
>> No. 40831026
File 142722893017.jpg - (22.22KB , 500x282 , tumblr_lljw4zfAl31qadyvm.jpg )
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>>40831022
>>40831023

Oh you have somebody else, well maybe you would like to go join her?
>She took the blade and was seriously about to plunge that thing right into her chest.~

Or do what stitches said and be a sweetie to me eh?~

>>40831021
Oh sheesh Dusk.
>> No. 40831027
File 142722899323.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
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>>40831026
"I die, I go rest within an eternal basilica of justice.
You die, you go back to starving for scraps of power."
>> No. 40831028
>>40831026
...Come on that ioen wasnt even lewd
>> No. 40831029
File 142722910363.jpg - (40.07KB , 400x400 , 4DYmxAAv_400x400.jpg )
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>>40831025
Gretchen..oh yeah I remember her.
>Miya offered her worry, she asked a little meekly.
Uhm, do you know where she is? Or..like a lead?

>>40831027
Starving? More like enjoying the feast that is your weakened order and church.~

Pretty terrible lady if she decided it was best for you to have a demon for a WIFE.~


>>40831028
Jus a little.
>She said with a grin and booped him.
>> No. 40831030
File 142722910403.gif - (3.30MB , 350x197 , Maco's pitch for PCs.gif )
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>>40831024
>I know this feel for another game.
>Be patient, and you shall be rewarded
>> No. 40831031
File 142722914673.jpg - (235.15KB , 790x1051 , Grinning_by_ThousandWords.jpg )
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>>40831023
Couldn' resist tha' un'.

>She grinned and climbed on Raggedy's back!

>>40831026
>>40831027
Ya know, Ah coulda also make yew two switch afterlives.

Hyuk.
>> No. 40831032
File 142722920840.png - (62.44KB , 322x404 , no titties, but whyyyyy.png )
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>>40831029
Paris, and... and there's no clue. Just some blood.

...Her blood.

>Varmus sat down where he stood, shivering.
>> No. 40831033
File 142722922040.jpg - (18.33KB , 226x250 , Azazael-Tiefling-226x250.jpg )
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>>40831029
"My order's run by an immortal angel. Try again."
>>40831031
"You're not the final judge in this."
>> No. 40831034
File 142722929424.jpg - (340.66KB , 1000x800 , 1425038944430.jpg )
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>>40831030
>True, and at least I have LPs to hold myself over in the meantime. Though, besides the enjoyability of the gameplay, the fact that it's actually turn-based and singleplayer means that unlike League of Legends it's only my own willpower determining my ability to multitask it with something else rather than a complete inability to do something productive with my time since I've already devoted myself to playing out a match.
>> No. 40831035
File 142722931071.jpg - (213.22KB , 2000x2000 , Niekawa_Haruna_full_302828.jpg )
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>>40831031
>>40831033

Oh man, putting a demon like me in the Basilica?!

Bitch you're insane I LOVE IT!


>She pushed Darius over.
Hush you, go and make me something to eat Im hungry!

>>40831032
Alright well..uhm. I..maybe Lotse can?..
>Miya's stomach turned as she felt a little helpless.
>> No. 40831036
File 142722933029.png - (166.29KB , 900x932 , r`lyeh_now_by_DOM.png )
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>>40831033
Oh... Ah am. Ah'm buckin' Billyfish. Ah'm above gods.
>> No. 40831037
File 142722937085.jpg - (290.02KB , 800x822 , Tiefling_Revisted___Korvas_by_hdb.jpg )
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>>40831036
>>40831035
"... I came to you for help and you punished me."
>> No. 40831038
File 142722946449.jpg - (13.30KB , 480x272 , 11040211540a12977052705l.jpg )
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>>40831037
>>40831036
>The demon that would plague him until death was floating annoyingly around him, she toyed with him, touching him annoyingly.
So HUSBAND, Where are we gonna go for a honeymooon.~
>> No. 40831039
File 142722947678.png - (131.41KB , 964x1031 , PLOT_TWIST_by_DOM.png )
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>>40831035
...Couldn't reach her.

>>40831035
>>40831037
'Ey, Ah told yew th' price! Yew agreed ta it. Don'cha blame meh now.
>> No. 40831040
File 142722955407.png - (25.65KB , 400x400 , tumblr_inline_ne9y6ced021rp2uel.png )
40831040
<<net died lol>>
>afk
>> No. 40831041
File 142722957642.gif - (430.69KB , 500x228 , durarara-niekawa-haruna-Anime-сборник-1738864.gif )
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>>40831039
>Miya nodded and remained silent, shuffling her feet, she didnt want to say this, she knew it wouldnt help at all.
Well..if theres anything I can do.

>>40831039
I could never blame such a malevolent god! Here I thought my superior was evil..you cool.~
>She grinned at Billy sickeningly.
>> No. 40831042
File 142722958691.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40831038
"The second I find something inefficient enough to kill you with."
>>40831039
"I asked you to get rid of her, not to stick her with me for the rest of my life."
>> No. 40831043
File 142722971597.jpg - (126.67KB , 600x800 , Niekawa_Haruna_full_584134.jpg )
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>>40831042
Oh but if you kill your wife, what would Libra think?~
>The way she said Libra was awful, as if spitting the word or using it as a slur.~
>> No. 40831044
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>>40831043
"Libra has laws.
Said laws say 'no demons'."
>> No. 40831045
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>>40831041
Then I'll tell you. Yeah. Thanks.

>>40831041
>>40831042
Yew asked meh ta pull her outta yer bodeh an' Ah did. Ah'm also gunna use this as an opportuniteh ta teach yer two 'bout each other. Ah hate extreme ideologies.

Plus, mahbe it ain' gunna be so bad!
>> No. 40831046
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>>40831045
"She's going to dismember me in my sleep."
>> No. 40831047
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>>40831044
>>40831045
Oh but Im a part of you DARLING. We're connnneccteeeddd.~

Yeah thats right, every time you murdered someone..that was me, just giving you a little..push! You're such a good killer.~


Last edited at Tue, Mar 24th, 2015 13:46

>> No. 40831048
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>>40831046
>>40831043
Nawp, 'cuz she's gunna hurt too if she tries ta.

Un' ain' gunna live without th' other.
>> No. 40831049
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>>40831047
>>40831048
"I don't think you realize what 'murder' i-
We're connected by wounds."
>> No. 40831050
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>>40831049
>>40831048
Get ready Dariusss.~
>His name spoken in the sweetest honeyed tone.
All those nightmares you keep having..now you get to wake up riiight next to them.
>> No. 40831051
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>>40831050
"What's your name, again? I don't think that calling you 'Bitch' is gonna go well."
>> No. 40831052
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>>40831049
>>40831050
Eeeyup. Yew are. Try punchin' yerself.
>> No. 40831053
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>My dad found some supertiny Soviet bearings.
>They're 9 and 13 mm, holes 4 mm in both sizes.
>> No. 40831054
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>>40831051
>>40831052

My name is!
>She spoke with an official tone..but then stopped herself, and the most annoying grin crept across her face, the kind a younger sibling gets when they are about to do something to ruin your day.
My name is..Libra.~
>She took extra special care to say that name again.~
>> No. 40831055
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>>40831054
>>40831052
He proceeded to bite on his wrist.
A bonus of tieflingfication is that his teeth are slightly sharper than before.
>> No. 40831056
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>>40831029
I wasn;t even talking bout using your snake body. Let you slither into bed then slither into you :o
>> No. 40831057
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>>40831050
>Wonder how she'll react to meeting Lilith...
>> No. 40831058
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>>40831055
You little shit!
>She promptly smashed her head on a table to get back at him!

>>40831056
Huuuusssh, shshhshhs be silent.~

>>40831057
>hehe!
>> No. 40831059
>>40831058
Make me beee. Silence me with your beauty if you stil lcan. I mgiht hgave gotten used to it~
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