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40832541 No. 40832541
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun #Games!

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO-vG8oPhhM

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
YOUR AD HERE

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>Favorite Starting Town in a Game?
>Rogue Encampent from Diablo 2!
>Talk about starting areas in games!
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40832544
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>I liked Vault 101 from fallout three a ton...or megaton.
>> No. 40832545
>>40832539
"...It...pretty much just started showing up everywhere. I'll be lucky to make it through to fall."

>>40832542
>Oddly shakes his head, removing his wig
"I've been on treatments forever and a half. It's not doing the trick anymore. Not enough."

>>40832540
>Redpill's expression is, as always, unreadable. He simply pushes a sheaf of papers and a pen toward Whisper.
"Sign here."
>> No. 40832546
Love Littleroot Town (pokemon gen 3)
also love Ordon Village from Twilight Princess
>> No. 40832547
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>>40832544
>Blowing up megaton was the best decision I ever mad
>mfw
>>40832546
>Highfives.~
>> No. 40832548
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>>40832545
What would be enough...?
>> No. 40832549
>>40832545
Andrew's eyes and eyebrows quivered a bit. "T-the fall? ......" He slowly looked down, his face looking just completely torn and confused. "F-fuck man..."
>> No. 40832550
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>>40832545
> He does so with some haste. The Whisper.

Will that be all?
>> No. 40832551
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>>40832547
>I didn't like it cause Caps were easy to make, and I wouldn't beable to do quest if it was gone.
>> No. 40832552
>>40832547
:3
>> No. 40832553
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>>40832551
>Do the quest, then blow it up!

>>40832552
><3
>> No. 40832554
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>>40832553
>....GUess I could of done that.
>> No. 40832555
>>40832548
"N-no, I mean, it's not doing enough of a...there's no fixing this, guy."

>>40832549
"Yeah..."
>He nods slowly
"Pretty much."

>>40832550
>Redpill reviews the signature and nods, placing a data drive on the desk
>> No. 40832556
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>>40832555
>>40832549
...

>Dom didn't say anything, just letting his head slump forward
>> No. 40832557
>>40832555
Andrew grew silent as he ran out of a reaction other ethan the twisted pain that stung inside, being displayed by his expression
>> No. 40832558
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>>40832555
Please explain how this will be of assistance in returning Hitchhiker.
>> No. 40832559
>>40832556
>>40832557
>Oddly sighs and takes another swig of his drink

>>40832558
"That drive contains the data you will need to home in on her tracking bolt."
>> No. 40832560
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>>40832559
Oh.

That is amazingly convenient. Thank you, Redpill.
> The Whisper nods his appreciation, and hurries off to figure out how to read the data. Can't be too hard, right?
>> No. 40832561
>>40832559
"....Have you made a list yet?" Andrew asked, after enough long, aching gaps of silence and pain
>> No. 40832562
>>40832560
>And that seems a good place to stop, as to go too much farther will require coordination with Monitor and perhaps Professor

>>40832561
"...you mean, like, a will?"
>> No. 40832563
>>40832562
"A bucket list... The things you want to do before you go..." he elaborated, looking back up at Oddly.

Last edited at Wed, Mar 25th, 2015 21:19

>> No. 40832564
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>>40832563
"That's...kinda how I've been living my life for a while now, guy."
>> No. 40832565
>>40832564
"W-well... I want to help.. with the extra tricky or out of reach things... is there still more to it?"
>> No. 40832566
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>>40832565
>Oddly forces a smile
"Thanks, man. That really means a lot to me."
>> No. 40832567
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>> No. 40832568
>>40832565
>>40832566
>Dom hugs Oddly and Andrew!
>> No. 40832569
>>40832566
Andrew's ears fall more. "I'm so sorry man..." He winced out.. "I want to do whatever I can... to make this the best summer ever"
>> No. 40832570
>>40832567
>Evening

>>40832568
>>40832569
>Oddly hugs them both back
"Thanks, guys."
>> No. 40832571
>>40832570

>Hi.
>> No. 40832572
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>>40832567
>>40832570
>> No. 40832573
>>40832572

>Hi.
>> No. 40832574
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>> No. 40832575
>>40832568
>>40832570
andrew tightly returns the hug
>> No. 40832576
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>>40832573
>How u been?
>> No. 40832577
>>40832574

>Hello.

>>40832576

>Pretty bad.
>> No. 40832578
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>>40832577
>Sorry to hear that
>> No. 40832579
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>Blowing up Megaton
>> No. 40832580
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>>40832579
>Oh no, I killed some poor filthy wastelanders

>>40832577
>Heya!
>> No. 40832581
>>40832580

>sup?
>> No. 40832582
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>Holy cow, everyone is just showing up at once!
>> No. 40832583
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>>40832580
>I bet you also contributed to the business in Paradise Falls and burned poor Harold, haven't you?
>> No. 40832584
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>>40832581
>Bein a little dizzy.

>>40832583
>Nah, didnt really bother with them. I just did the pitt really quickly.
>And yeah I burned that lame mutant, if I was a tree Id wanna be dead too.
>> No. 40832585
>>40832583
>>40832584
>I burned him too :I
>> No. 40832586
>>40832584
>*Lame mutant*
>SLAP
>DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO DISRESPECT HAROLD
>>40832584
>>40832585
>"This guy might be the way the Capital Wasteland could finally recover from the ecological damage!"
>"Lol imma burn him"
>> No. 40832587
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>Well, it's late and we're pretty much at a stopping point with that RP, so I'm going to head to bed. Later folks!
>> No. 40832588
>>40832586
>Yup! Cause he begged for it! :3
>> No. 40832589
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>>40832588
>He begged for you to kill him because he has no purpose anymore.

>He also said he's scared of fire.

>You can solve both of those by, yannow, NOT SETTING HIM ON FIRE AND GIVING HIM A REASON TO LIVE.
>> No. 40832590
>>40832589
>Link....Link....Stop...it's a game...hell. I DID EVERYTHING BAD in that game just for the purpose of getting achievements. Stop SJWing it up.
>> No. 40832591
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>>40832586
>>40832589
>In the end trees grow anyway you huge nerd.
>> No. 40832592
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>Anyone wanna rp

>I got two time patrols
>A waitress
>A wish granting unicorn
>2 void like ponies.
>A goo pony
>A gladiator like bat pony
> A filly
>A angler fish pony.
>> No. 40832593
>>40832590
>I legitimately feel bad after doing anyone, even 3D programs, bad things.
>>40832591
>They'd grow faster if Harold was alive!
>> No. 40832594
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>>40832593
>Feeling bad for video games.
>> No. 40832595
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>>40832592
>...ANgler fish pony?

>Do explain~?
>> No. 40832596
>*Appears*
>> No. 40832597
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>>40832594
>> No. 40832598
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>>40832597
>He feels bad for xcom
>Eye will laff 4 daize
>> No. 40832599
>>40832597
>>40832598
>I haven't felt bad about video games in along time.
>> No. 40832600
>>40832598
>>40832599
>Not feeling bad when the people you've grown attached to die
>> No. 40832601
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>>40832600
>>40832599
>Its a video game Link.
>> No. 40832602
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>>40832601
>Dom, I spent time training, equipping, and customizing these people from scratch.

>I have every right to feel bad when I see the subject of so much effort die.
>> No. 40832603
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>>40832595
>Angi the deep Terror.

>A ocean pony that dwells in the darkest depths. Her race consumes and adapts but those who evolve past a certain point are exiled from the trench. Despite being exiled from her kind she still wishes to stop the toxic waste that is currently being dumped on her races heads.

>She has consumed a few ponies (3) to evolve her hind legs and lungs,and well her speech to a certain degree. She still has to wear modified goggles so she doesn't go blind on land. Her carnivore ways were well quelled when she started to developed feeling/emotions she never had as a pure angler fish pony. Often saying these feeling were a gift and a curse.

>So far in the bar shes befriended a human and a being of chaos and Virginia and a filly.
>> No. 40832604
>>40832603
>That sounds...horrifying :D


>I need to shower brb!
>> No. 40832605
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>>40832604
>Thanks.
>> No. 40832606
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>> No. 40832607
>>40832606

>What?
>> No. 40832608
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>>40832607
>Dude let me in im a fairy
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>I've got 30 minutes if anyone wants to RP?
>> No. 40832610
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>>40832609
>Pandora gets a nibble.
>> No. 40832611
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>Hello.
>> No. 40832612
>>40832611

>Hi.
>> No. 40832613
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>>40832610
>Pandora whines as she is nibbled one
>> No. 40832614
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>> No. 40832615
>>40832614
><ASk her out>
>> No. 40832616
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>>40832615
>"...How old are you?"
>> No. 40832617
>>40832616
><Has a fake mustache on his face>

>"...This many!"

><Holds up two hooves.>
>> No. 40832618
>>40832614
*nuzzles*
>> No. 40832619
>>40832614

>Hi there
>> No. 40832620
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>>40832617
>"Aww, only two?"

><Picks you up and cradles!>

>>40832618
><Nuzzlewubs!>

>>40832619
>Hai there! Still feeling blegh? :c
>> No. 40832621
>>40832620

>Worse if anything.
>> No. 40832622
>>40832620
>"No! I'm old D: Let me date youuu!"

><Cuddles back>
>> No. 40832623
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>>40832621
>Oh dear...

>Anything I can do to help?
>Want to talk about it?

>>40832622
>"Nooooo, I'm only sixteeeeeen!"

><Papapapap>
>> No. 40832624
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>>40832623

>Dunno.
>*flop*
>> No. 40832625
>>40832623
>"When I turn sixteen can I?"
>> No. 40832626
>>40832620
>*nuzzles the cheek heart*
>> No. 40832627
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>>40832624
><Cuddles you closely>

>QwQ

>RP?

>>40832625
>"Suuuure!"
>> No. 40832628
>>40832627

>OK.
>> No. 40832629
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>>40832626
><Draws a heart on your cheek and nuzzles it with her own~>

>>40832628
>Want this panda again?

>Or anyone else?
>> No. 40832630
>>40832629

>I have no idea.
>> No. 40832631
>>40832627
>Yay! :D

>Want to RP or...?
>> No. 40832632
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>>40832630
>Hmm...

Lotse would find her lap being invaded by this little thing, small and fluffy and sniffling.

"...Loooootse?"

>>40832631
>Sure! Who and who?
>> No. 40832633
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>>40832632

Yeah?
>> No. 40832634
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>>40832633
"...I had a bad dream..."
>> No. 40832635
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>>40832634

Oh?
>> No. 40832636
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>>40832635
"...And it was about you."
>> No. 40832637
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>>40832636

...Right?
>> No. 40832638
>>40832632
>Wanna RP the panda and Skybreak?
>> No. 40832639
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>>40832637
"...Can I hug you?"

>>40832638
>Sure, she's in the bar!
>> No. 40832640
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>>40832639

Let me know what happened first.
>> No. 40832641
>>40832629
D:
>Nu! Now I'm a faggot!
>*turns the heart into ace of spades!*
>[guitar solo]
The ace of spades! The aces of spades!
>> No. 40832642
>>40832639
>Skybreak flies along and lands on her lap!
>> No. 40832643
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>>40832640
"...You got hurt and it was my fault."

>>40832642
And Skybreak finds himself being hugged tight!

"Mmmmine."
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>>40832643

Hurt how? I'm interested to know just what happened.
>> No. 40832645
>>40832643
I'm yours? Woo!

>He cuddles into her and says

THen I can do this forever!
>> No. 40832646
>>40832643
>BTW, I got an idea for Pillars world, that the fur-covered, bearded robots from arctic regions of United Elements kingdom should actually be Welsh, wooly sheep robots.


>Maniac didn't comment it.
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>>40832644
"...Well... We were exploring and stuff. Like, an old temple kinda' thing."

>>40832645
"Until you need to pee."
>> No. 40832648
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>>40832647

...Uh huh?
>> No. 40832649
>>40832647
Yeah....yeah then I'll choose the bathroom over you <3<
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>>40832648
"And... Then I set off a trap by accident and you got stabbed by a spike."

>>40832649
"Eww, you like bathrooms over Pands? You big meanie!"
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>I had a good time playing Surgeon Simulator in space with this song playing https://youtu.be/gm73t9Fh1cs
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>>40832650

Ouch. OK then.
>> No. 40832653
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>>40832650
Erm what Uh! No! I like you more then the bathroom!
>> No. 40832654
>God, are ram-bots really such a controversial thing?
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>Moving to Skype, sorry.
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>>40832653
"Aww, I like you too more than bathrooms~"

>>40832654
>It's more that we don't really care too much.
>> No. 40832657
>>40832656
Woo!

>He nuzzles up to her again

How are you doin?
>> No. 40832658
>>40832656
>Then you could just say "I don't care, I don't wanna answer" instead of ignoring the question.
>It's really confusing, because I don't know if you actually don't care, or maybe you didn't notice it or maybe you're still thinking about the answer.

>And if it's directed to you, it's also rude.
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>>40832657
"So far so good!"

>>40832658
>Well okay, maybe I should have worded that better, sorry.

>To tell you the truth, I don't know enough about the whole pillars thing to know what you're talking about.

>You're giving me a whole lot of information that really means nothing because, as far as I know, Pillars is about robots or something. And so is United Elements or whatever.

>That and the whole rune thing, I'm sorry but I'm always completely lost when it comes to your Pillars stuff.
>> No. 40832660
>>40832659
Good! I've gotta to go!

>he kisses her cheek and zooms off wuickly!

>I've gotta sleep!
>> No. 40832661
>>40832659
>I only wanted to know what you think about sheep robots as sheep robots themselves, not thinking about any background :c
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>>40832663
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>>40832664
>> No. 40832666
>>40832665
>Kelly has seen scarrier creatures in Delray.
>> No. 40832667
>>40832666
>Scary? She just wanna play
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>>40832667
>They wanted to play with Kelly too. So Kelly played with them, but in his own way.
>They never played with him again. They never played with anyone again, in any way.
>> No. 40832669
>>40832668
>3edgy5me
>> No. 40832670
>>40832669
>Don't worry, it's probably just a fake and gay story he came up with to scare people.
>> No. 40832671
File 142737090788.gif - (497.67KB , 262x200 , 9df9a458.gif )
40832671
>Up early, I is.

>What is this magic?
>> No. 40832672
File 142737146311.gif - (3.28MB , 350x315 , b89.gif )
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>...I probably should have looked at the time stamp. I'm the only one here.

>.>

<.<

>*dances*
>> No. 40832673
>G'afternoon folks! Anyone up for some RP?
>> No. 40832674
File 142737172631.png - (6.09MB , 3840x2160 , euphorgineer_by_robogineer-d7nt6ty.png )
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>>40832672
>Not anymore!
>> No. 40832675
File 142737191502.jpg - (40.74KB , 355x236 , cat-burglar-gets-caught-red-handed-1-31157-1377535297-12_big.jpg )
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>>40832674
>*immediately stops dancing*

>You saw nothing.
>> No. 40832676
File 142737199436.jpg - (54.49KB , 320x272 , teacup_pigs.jpg )
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>>40832673
>Maaaaaaybe a bit?

>>40832675
>I did not. But the camera did.
>> No. 40832677
>>40832676
>awesome.
>> No. 40832678
>>40832677
>So?
>> No. 40832679
File 142737209730.jpg - (16.22KB , 340x340 , 10690287_1580207665533677_1934480404328948762_n.jpg )
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>>40832676
>I did not sign a release. I am suing you.

>Also I demand royalties. All of the royalties.
>> No. 40832680
>>40832679
>But it's for personal use only...
>> No. 40832681
File 142737222100.jpg - (25.79KB , 412x398 , 10685611_1548769165343300_4106612180066523629_n.jpg )
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>>40832680
>Still filmed without consent. SEE YOU IN COURT! :D
>> No. 40832682
File 142737226962.png - (118.31KB , 459x281 , stiles_babe.png )
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>>40832681
>But I already ate the camera, you have no proof.
>> No. 40832683
>>40832678
>So...?
>> No. 40832684
>>40832683
>Who and who?
>> No. 40832685
>>40832684
>How about Panda? Or Little Ben?
>> No. 40832686
File 142737256494.jpg - (133.17KB , 350x350 , 23973661_Emilie_Autumn.jpg )
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>>40832685
>Panda and Icy?
>> No. 40832687
>>40832686
>sure, you got a panda in the bar!
>> No. 40832688
>Morning, folks
>> No. 40832689
File 142737278955.jpg - (21.30KB , 225x282 , don't fuck with the juggla.jpg )
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>>40832687
*The clown girl is in the bar, sitting on a couch, looking nowhere with her eyes opened wide.*

*Her hair and make-up look messy, looks like she had problems with her morning routine today.*

>>40832688
>Ohai
>> No. 40832690
File 142737280174.jpg - (84.10KB , 960x540 , 10394624_1547694572165898_6049436113968687547_n.jpg )
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>>40832688
>*prods with stick*
>> No. 40832691
>>40832689
>How are you?

>>40832690
>You could at least buy me dinner first
>> No. 40832692
>>40832691
>Can't. Too cheap.
>> No. 40832693
>>40832692
>*pepper sprays*
>> No. 40832694
>>40832691
>As usual, kinda sleepy.

>My supervisor gave me a different concept of my thesis and I'm going with that. He also said there's no problem with designing it in Catia instead of Solid Edge.
>> No. 40832695
>>40832688
>Good morning!

>>40832689
Panda proceeds to give you a rather worried look.

"...Uh, you okay there?..." she asks, waving a paw in front of your face.
>> No. 40832696
File 142737300934.jpg - (21.84KB , 500x409 , 27a.jpg )
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>>40832693
>*snorts it*

>Ah. Thanks. Really helped clear my sinuses.
>> No. 40832697
File 142737307554.jpg - (105.90KB , 640x480 , 1388715717880.jpg )
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>>40832695
Ah!
*Icy gets afraid of the paw with heart on its palm and falls down on the couch.*
>> No. 40832698
>>40832694
>You're an engineer?

>>40832695
>How are you?

>>40832696
>...that's not what was supposed to happen
>> No. 40832699
>>40832697
"...Huh. Guess not..."
>> No. 40832700
File 142737315359.jpg - (21.33KB , 603x450 , 39c.jpg )
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>>40832698
>> No. 40832701
File 142737322223.jpg - (16.41KB , 280x280 , 1351654371246.jpg )
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>>40832699
Who are you?

>>40832698
>Not yet, but working on that.
>My thesis is a device to help 3d printing.
>> No. 40832702
>>40832700
>I will only deal once you ante up

>>40832701
>That is awesome and you should feel awesome
>> No. 40832703
>>40832698
>Goooood! You?

>>40832701
"I'm Kay. Is Uh... Everything alright?"
>> No. 40832704
File 142737338954.jpg - (16.22KB , 340x340 , 10690287_1580207665533677_1934480404328948762_n.jpg )
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>>40832702
>> No. 40832705
File 142737342814.jpg - (58.55KB , 600x530 , pierrot-clown-makeup.jpg )
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>>40832703
But... who are you?

>>40832702
>If everything goes well. It's still early stage, but I started working earlier on it.
>> No. 40832706
>>40832705
"Um... I just told you, my name is Kay." she says, her voice becoming increasingly more worried.
>> No. 40832707
File 142737352052.jpg - (41.97KB , 600x492 , does this look like the face of mercy.jpg )
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>>40832703
>Well, as you might have seen me mention before, my schedules going to keep me from committing to RP after a few months. But overall, I'm doing well.

>>40832705
>Well good luck, man!

>>40832704
>
>> No. 40832708
File 142737362716.jpg - (21.30KB , 225x282 , don't fuck with the juggla.jpg )
40832708
>>40832706
That's your name, really?

Oh...

>>40832707
>Thanks.

>Also, may I get your opinion on a Pillars thing?
>> No. 40832709
File 142737363698.gif - (712.79KB , 320x200 , 8674448e.gif )
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>>40832707
>> No. 40832710
>>40832707
>Wait what?!

>This is the first I've heard of it. QwQ

>Is everything alright?
>> No. 40832711
>>40832708
"...So uh... You okay...? You look kinda dead. Like, sleepwise."
>> No. 40832712
File 142737380321.png - (337.85KB , 640x480 , 1417359943191.png )
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>>40832711
I had lots of nightmares tonight...
>> No. 40832713
File 142737383498.jpg - (422.26KB , 464x260 , NO RAGRETS.jpg )
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>>40832708
>Ask away

>>40832709
>

>>40832710
>Yeah, I'm fine. My internship is just coming to an end, and that's causing a major reorganization of my life and scheduling.
>> No. 40832714
File 142737392326.jpg - (42.65KB , 400x232 , tumblr_ltqksiMLej1qhu04go1_400.jpg )
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>>40832713
>I actually kinda feel bad for posting that, now. Sorry. xD
>> No. 40832715
>>40832712
"...Aww... Want to talk about it?" she asks, sitting beside you.

>>40832713
>Well, I hope everything goes well for you.
>> No. 40832716
File 142737399677.jpg - (49.48KB , 600x272 , burger king.jpg )
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>>40832714
>> No. 40832717
File 142737409676.jpg - (68.94KB , 795x622 , 10653569_10205149819335492_91274999591191227_n.jpg )
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>>40832716
>> No. 40832718
File 142737417474.png - (106.14KB , 631x994 , Clusterfuck face.png )
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>>40832715
I don't even know who you are...

And what's with the heart on your face, are you stealing my style?

>>40832713
>I thought of robots who in order to sustain arctic climate designed themselves to grow fur (and beards).
>I was thinking of them to look like bears or yetis or something like that but lately I thought to make them more Welsh, covering them in wool instead of fur.
>So, which one would you like better - bearbots, rambots or both?
>> No. 40832719
File 142737419172.gif - (2.00MB , 395x350 , take a seat.gif )
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>>40832717
>> No. 40832720
File 142737426625.png - (285.70KB , 640x361 , 2012-02-10_192632.png )
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>>40832719
>> No. 40832721
>>40832718
"But you just said we've never met, so how can I be stealing your style? Besides, that's just how my fur is!"
>> No. 40832722
File 142737444012.jpg - (9.09KB , 215x185 , clown-creepy-pretty-sugarpill-cosmetics-halloween-555625.jpg )
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>>40832721
*Touches your face heart, trying to rub it off.*
>> No. 40832723
File 142737445080.jpg - (63.15KB , 459x417 , be prepared.jpg )
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>>40832718
>Why not combine the concepts? This is a fictional world, after all, entirely under your command. Give their culture and manner strong welsh influences, while making their appearance a combination of bears, rams, and yetis

>>40832720
>> No. 40832724
>>40832722
Nope, that heart isn't coming off.

She giggles a little as you try.
>> No. 40832725
File 142737456682.jpg - (26.05KB , 314x438 , 10717832_10203892564610474_319664467_n.jpg )
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>>40832723
>> No. 40832726
File 142737462824.jpg - (133.17KB , 350x350 , 23973661_Emilie_Autumn.jpg )
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>>40832724
It's just stubborn paint!
*Tries to lick it off.*

>>40832723
>I haven't even tried designing them.
>But I was thinking making them a bit Welsh would be more interesting than just making them dwarf robot Vikings, even though Wales is not really so close to the pole.
>> No. 40832727
>>40832726
She squeaks and pushes you back a little as you lick her!

And no, it's still there. Now her fur is just wet and you've got hair in your mouth.
>> No. 40832728
>>40832725
>UNACCEPTABLE!

>>40832726
>Definitely. Experiment a bit, find something unique
>> No. 40832729
File 142737484478.jpg - (12.35KB , 260x194 , 10708473_4711025989937_506146712_n.jpg )
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>>40832728
>I am running out of amusingly slightly-relevant pictures.
>> No. 40832730
File 142737487231.jpg - (35.54KB , 600x450 , clown-make-up.jpg )
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>>40832727
*Spits the fur out.*
Fur doesn't grow like this! You dyed it!

>>40832728
>I'll try, but maybe later. They're not appearing in the first story.
>> No. 40832731
File 142737499117.png - (461.22KB , 800x1061 , astros_compose_color_by_whitedreams_by_xwhitedreamsx-d8kxwwc.png )
40832731
>Mroning
>> No. 40832732
>>40832729
>Yeah, I'm too lazy to go through my folder any more

>>40832730
>Of course. No need to have every little detail in stone just yet
>> No. 40832733
>>40832730
"Hey, there's no need to yell at me..." she says with a frown.
>> No. 40832734
>>40832732
>Haha. Laziness FTW.

>I'm so lazy, I will probably put off death.
>> No. 40832735
File 142737508800.jpg - (75.91KB , 500x465 , you motherfucker.jpg )
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>>40832733
Sorry...
*sniff*

>>40832731
>Groening.
>> No. 40832736
>>40832731
>hoya

>>40832734
>Haha
>> No. 40832737
>>40832735
"...Need a hug?"
>> No. 40832738
File 142737539267.png - (638.35KB , 1000x800 , derpy_hooves_by_ta_na-d8julk2.png )
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>>40832735
>>40832736
>Whatdup?
>> No. 40832739
File 142737555754.jpg - (58.55KB , 600x530 , pierrot-clown-makeup.jpg )
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>>40832737
*Wipes her tears, smearing her make-up a bit more.*
...who are you?

>>40832738
>I'm still waiting for the verification for the order of that 3d printer.
>> No. 40832740
>>40832738
>>Eh, stuff. You?
>> No. 40832741
>>40832739
>awww

>>40832740
>Just sat down for the start of my 4.5 hours of lectures today
>> No. 40832742
>>40832741
>I'll ask about it, maybe it's already confirmed.
>> No. 40832743
>>40832742
maybe!
>> No. 40832744
>>40832741
>Funtimes! I'm at wok myself.
>> No. 40832745
>>40832744
blarg...
>> No. 40832746
File 142737852561.jpg - (31.14KB , 640x480 , eEc5eHX.jpg )
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>> No. 40832747
File 142737927852.jpg - (65.98KB , 1305x734 , LaughingKakiyoins.jpg )
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>> No. 40832748
File 142737958013.jpg - (52.55KB , 620x410 , Ammie plz no I'm sorry.jpg )
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>>40832747
>> No. 40832749
>>40832748
>Vampire bunnies! Monty Python was right!
>> No. 40832750
File 142737980344.png - (288.98KB , 450x600 , dog head.png )
40832750
>>40832749
>He was right about everything.
>> No. 40832751
>>40832750
>Monty Python was (IS) a group.
>> No. 40832752
>>40832747
>Close up like that, he looks kind of like Jontron

>>40832749
>Great! Where can I get my fish license?
>> No. 40832753
File 142737998525.png - (171.87KB , 300x384 , 1310671941714683.png )
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>>40832751
>> No. 40832754
File 142738006136.gif - (920.03KB , 500x340 , Alulululululululululul.gif )
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>>40832752
>Jontron is apparently animu!
>> No. 40832755
File 142738025964.jpg - (78.72KB , 703x456 , Harry-Lennon-Gabe_.jpg )
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>> No. 40832756
>>40832755
>What's this? Lennon is evolving! Lennon has become Gaben!
>> No. 40832757
>>40832756

> Praise Gaben!
>> No. 40832758
File 142738331785.jpg - (29.11KB , 457x516 , Standup Trixie 5.jpg )
40832758
That catchy tune that's been bugging you for the past few weeks ends abruptly a moment before they were able to air its title as the radiomare's cheerfully soulless voice announces:

"-and now, advertisements!"

"Feeling down? Sun not bright enough? Chocolate and that suspicious white powder no longer do the trick? Try our new patent-pending frontal lobe surgery at the Canterlot Science & Health Department! Diall now at 0-800-Lobo-Tomy! 15% off for the first 25 ponies!"

"Odd rash and nightmares make you scream at night? The voices from the walls insist you should eat your family? Every food item in your household turned into bloated corpseflies? Check in at Varmus & Rarity's Antiques for an almost-free curse check! 5% discount if you say the voices from the magical speaking box told you to come!"

"Sunset Sarsaparilla! Now with even less minced flesh from all the Mafia victims!"
>> No. 40832759
File 142738362967.png - (66.64KB , 160x160 , pretty as a picture.png )
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>>40832758
Even less? Aw, come on. I liked that taste.
>> No. 40832760
File 142738377108.png - (277.28KB , 666x720 , 135263392426.png )
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>>40832759
>Blame the corpo-ratrace that always aims at reducing the costs while the consumers suffer!
>> No. 40832761
>>40832760
>That I'm gonna, oh Trixie!

>Feel like some IC roleplay? Not really interested in OOC lately.
>> No. 40832762
File 142738450500.jpg - (969.23KB , 1957x3098 , Teuda17052014_0000.jpg )
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>>40832758
>>40832759
>>40832760
"... Oh god no, that goddamn drink is haunting me."
>> No. 40832763
File 142738451310.gif - (412.93KB , 800x450 , you made ginny cry.gif )
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>>40832758
>Does the CSHA offer group discounts? I'm thinking about getting my whole family done

>>40832759
"Um, V-varmus? D-do we c-carry any self-defense s-spells?"
>> No. 40832764
File 142738463676.png - (264.80KB , 2932x2990 , Yeeeeahhh_____.png )
40832764
rp?
>> No. 40832765
>>40832764
>CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
>> No. 40832766
>>40832765
>um.. litwick maybe?
>> No. 40832767
File 142738474602.jpg - (26.34KB , 351x357 , Alethia concerned.jpg )
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>>40832764
>>40832765
IF ANY OF YOU WANT, BLUEBERRY CHOCOLATE IS IN THE BAR
>> No. 40832768
File 142738483142.png - (79.81KB , 382x423 , 8.png )
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>>40832767
>And other blue trots in
"Hoya, Leth"
>> No. 40832769
File 142738485312.jpg - (17.74KB , 402x426 , Standup Trixie 3.jpg )
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>>40832762
"With the new filtering devices the S.S. will soon again be labelled as a vegan-friendly drink in addition to the current all natural tax deduction stamp!"


>>40832763
>No but if you apply as a test subject you will get the standard 15% off for staff members!

>>40832761
>Trixie would first like to know how did you get this number
Ideas?
>> No. 40832770
>>40832766
>>40832768
?
>> No. 40832771
File 142738492510.jpg - (28.70KB , 392x379 , Alethia Calm.jpg )
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>>40832768
She smiles faintly.
"Oh hey Odd."
>>40832769
He rubs his temples, mumbling "don't make a contest don't make a contest don't make a contest"
>> No. 40832772
File 142738500644.png - (69.02KB , 491x631 , 6235235326.png )
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>>40832771
>There are no contests, what are you, 5?
>> No. 40832773
File 142738504620.png - (107.59KB , 161x188 , Happy.png )
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>>40832766
>>40832770
>Sorry, missed

>Golden author is also in the bar

>>40832771
>He gives her a light hug
"How you holding up?"
>> No. 40832774
File 142738506563.jpg - (28.49KB , 414x526 , Teuda11052014_0008.jpg )
40832774
>>40832772
>I SPENT THREE MONTHS COLLECTING THOSE FUCKING STAR CAPS
>> No. 40832775
File 142738509591.jpg - (68.55KB , 680x510 , Just hanging with the bae.jpg )
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>>40832773
She shrugs.
"I'm alright, I guess."
>> No. 40832776
File 142738510603.png - (77.76KB , 310x601 , 634637346.png )
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>>40832774
>> No. 40832777
File 142738511196.png - (57.24KB , 160x160 , bleh.png )
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>>40832762
I found it tasty.

>Kiddo's left side was one big bruise, her left arm was useless and in a medical cast, hanging from her neck by a hammock, her right arm was in a cast from half her forearm to her knuckles with middle and ring fingers included, and she was generally looking like shit.

>>40832763
Whuh? Well... Sorta, yes. why asking?

>>40832769
>None ":D
>> No. 40832778
File 142738517843.jpg - (28.18KB , 337x473 , Teuda11052014_0000.jpg )
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>>40832777
"It tastes like shit after the seventh fucking bott- what happened to your hand?"
>> No. 40832779
File 142738521250.gif - (225.13KB , 600x400 , 1334442307772.gif )
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>>40832777
>You're fired, don't let the door hit you.
Toss in ad & theme ideas for the next one?
>> No. 40832780
File 142738522939.png - (2.33MB , 3000x3562 , 836290__safe_solo_cute_cloud_sitting_flitter_cookie_artist-colon-freefraq_flitterbetes.png )
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>>40832773
"Oh there you are~!"
>> No. 40832781
File 142738532492.png - (79.44KB , 333x425 , nothing's wrong, guy.png )
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>>40832775
"You sure?"

>>40832780
"Here I am! What's up, Cara?"

>>40832777
"Oh, um, j-j-just...worried..."
>> No. 40832782
File 142738535852.jpg - (68.55KB , 680x510 , Just hanging with the bae.jpg )
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>>40832781
"Yeah. I'm doing alright. Work's just a bit hard on me."
>> No. 40832783
File 142738541102.png - (524.89KB , 2427x6000 , flitter_by_skie_vinyl-d79ayev.png )
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>>40832781
"Just got back from a work out." She smiled and took a seat next to him. "What about you? Thought you'd be working back to make edits or somethin."
>> No. 40832784
File 142738560640.jpg - (21.54KB , 345x460 , IMG_20150322_143143.jpg )
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>>40832782
>He nods
"You want I should get you something?"

>>40832783
"I was. Taking a break for now."
>> No. 40832785
File 142738565098.jpg - (27.61KB , 375x363 , Alethia Surprised.jpg )
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>>40832784
"... Yeah, sure. Something to drink, I guess?"
>> No. 40832786
File 142738566132.jpg - (31.05KB , 599x412 , Valentina tries to remeber how she got here.jpg )
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>> No. 40832787
>>40832784
"I hope it's comin' along well then." She smiled, giving him a nuzzle.
>> No. 40832788
File 142738589810.png - (85.33KB , 378x419 , 3.png )
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>>40832785
"Sure. Coke? Tea? Ispepsiokay?"

>>40832786
>Strap buttered toast to its back

>>40832787
>He smiles and nuzzles her back
"It's coming along great. How was your workout?"
>> No. 40832789
File 142738597663.jpg - (27.61KB , 375x363 , Alethia Surprised.jpg )
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>>40832788
"I never really found the difference between Pepsi and Coke."
>> No. 40832790
>>40832788
>and now lacking pictures


"Just as great~!"

"I also got an invitation to a pretty big tournamemt through the gym i work at~"
>> No. 40832791
File 142738628924.png - (249.89KB , 581x707 , awesome.png )
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>>40832789
"Well, they're basically the same thing, except for all the ways they taste different."
>He slides her a glass of some sort of soda

>>40832790
"Hey, great! You planning on going?"
>> No. 40832792
File 142738637811.jpg - (26.98KB , 373x372 , Alethia cheery.jpg )
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>>40832791
"It's caffinated, carbonated, and bad for my teeth. WHo cares about the taste?"
She takes a sip.
>> No. 40832793
>>40832791
"Course i am~"she grinned. "if i do good here, itd just stack up on my resume and could get me intoo the Wonderbolts Reserves~!"
>> No. 40832794
File 142738660230.png - (79.81KB , 382x423 , 8.png )
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>>40832792
>Oddly chuckles
"You know, coffee in seltzer water would fit the same qualifications too."

>>40832793
>Litwick nods
"Always a plus. When's the tournament?"
>> No. 40832795
>>40832794
"Almost a couple weeks." She coo'd with a msile
>> No. 40832796
File 142738667614.jpg - (27.61KB , 375x363 , Alethia Surprised.jpg )
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>>40832794
"... You're a flipping genius, Odd."
>> No. 40832797
>>40832795
>Oh god, Cara has a missile! Run! Run for the hills!

"Is it like the other ones?"

>>40832796
"...actually, yeah, now I can't help but wonder how a carbonated latte would taste."
>> No. 40832798
File 142738687168.png - (22.28KB , 380x407 , I can see everything.png )
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>>40832797
"... Wanna try?"
>> No. 40832799
File 142738694074.png - (79.81KB , 382x423 , 8.png )
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>>40832798
"Hecks yeah! C'mon, let's get this train wreck a-rolling!"
>> No. 40832800
File 142738699874.jpg - (26.33KB , 351x347 , Alethia Talking.jpg )
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>>40832799
"C'mon!"
One sparkly caffeine disaster later...
1d3 = 3
>AHHH
>Eh
>OH MY GOD
>> No. 40832801
>>40832797
"Essentially, yeah. but its an invite - only tournament and my placing at the best young fliers got me an invite. its like, pretty big~"
>> No. 40832802
File 142738722974.jpg - (32.73KB , 382x510 , It's a bacon daquiri, guy!.jpg )
40832802
>>40832800
>Oddy takes a sip and blinks, a smile spreading across his face
"Dude. DUDE."
>He shoves the cup into Alethia's hooves
"You gotta try it!"

>>40832801
"I mean, is it more of the style and athletics, or is this more of a race?"
>> No. 40832803
File 142738729236.jpg - (27.36KB , 360x380 , Alethia happy.jpg )
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>>40832802
She sips it, before smiling.
"... We should sell these."
>> No. 40832804
File 142738741370.png - (82.43KB , 451x415 , 10.png )
40832804
>>40832803
"We should! You think the bar can fit it in their menu?"
>> No. 40832805
>>40832802
"Oh! multiple caragories actually. like a full competiton of what you can do"
>> No. 40832806
File 142738743755.jpg - (27.61KB , 375x363 , Alethia Surprised.jpg )
40832806
>>40832804
"... The bar has a menu?"
>> No. 40832807
File 142738764112.png - (107.59KB , 161x188 , Happy.png )
40832807
>>40832805
"Where's it gonna be held?"

>>40832806
"Eh, sorta. It's sorta an ask-and-ye-shall-find thing with whomever happens to be on staff at the moment. Might be a hit at the theater, though..."
>> No. 40832808
>>40832807
"Itll be-"

1d3 = 2
1. Manhattan
2. Fillydelphia
3. Canterlot
>> No. 40832809
File 142738772187.jpg - (26.98KB , 373x372 , Alethia cheery.jpg )
40832809
>>40832807
"We will and we should find out!"
>> No. 40832810
>>40832808
"Hey, actually on the ground! I can come see you this time!"

>>40832809
"Definitely! The big question now is...what do we call it? Carbonchino? Seltzerspresso? Macchiatola? Cocachino?"
>> No. 40832811
File 142738800448.jpg - (18.51KB , 345x460 , Silly.jpg )
40832811
>> No. 40832812
>>40832810
she giggled. "totally~! and we can visit Filly again~!"
>> No. 40832813
File 142738803961.jpg - (27.61KB , 375x363 , Alethia Surprised.jpg )
40832813
>>40832810
"Let's just call it Coffee-soda."
>> No. 40832814
File 142738818334.jpg - (24.43KB , 668x351 , 29924_103371376374896_5476916_n.jpg )
40832814
>>40832811
>Cute
>> No. 40832815
File 142738824078.gif - (1.00MB , 182x319 , fahx.gif )
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>>40832814

>You think?
>> No. 40832816
>>40832811
>hoya

>>40832812
"I'm liking this plan more and more."

>>40832813
"Aww, where's the showmanship in that? We gotta punch it up some!"
>> No. 40832817
>Why is everything saved from the time I was thirteen pure cancer?
>> No. 40832818
>>40832815
>I want a pet fox now
>> No. 40832819
>>40832816

>Wassup?
>> No. 40832820
File 142738830172.jpg - (27.61KB , 375x363 , Alethia Surprised.jpg )
40832820
>>40832816
"... Carbochino works, then!"
>> No. 40832821
>>40832818

>Too bad, can't have one.
>> No. 40832822
File 142738832743.jpg - (146.20KB , 1366x768 , Niekawa_Haruna_full_1383978.jpg )
40832822
>>40832815
>Yes I do~

>>40832817
>Because you're young and impressionable.
>> No. 40832823
>>40832816
she giggled. "you really liked Filly, huh?"
>> No. 40832824
File 142738838555.jpg - (16.39KB , 272x200 , My ancestors.jpg )
40832824
>>40832822
>That's actually quite correct!
>> No. 40832825
>>40832822

>Too bad!
>> No. 40832826
File 142738844713.jpg - (63.55KB , 1280x720 , Let+me+in+im+a+fairy+_913f9556e0d7f4a19ff802686cdfeb0c.jpg )
40832826
>>40832824
>Once you're my age you'll look back and say "I really believed that junk?"

>>40832825
>Whys that? xc
>> No. 40832827
>>40832819
>At work, hardly working. Getting ready to break for lunch.

>>40832820
"Actually, you know what? Why don't we call it the Alethia?"

>>40832821
>Aww, why not?

>>40832823
"Well, it was fun! Lot of good memories for such a short trip."
>> No. 40832828
File 142738852496.jpg - (8.36KB , 250x250 , 1383459017284s.jpg )
40832828
>>40832826
>I'm seventeen, I'm doing it NOW.
>>40832827
"... Naaaaah. Something with my name on it should have blueberries in it."
>> No. 40832829
File 142738853200.png - (165.82KB , 567x923 , GUYS I DONT THINK IT WAS A FART.png )
40832829
>>40832826
>You mean to tell me Tommyknockers ain't real?
>> No. 40832830
>>40832827
"Hehe totally~" she coo'd warmly. "im pretty excited for this one too!"
>> No. 40832831
>>40832828
"Alright, we'll call this one the Carbochino, then later make a blueberry variant and call that the Alethia!"

>>40832830
"Hey, would you terribly mind if I tried to schedule a meeting with my publisher while we're there? Show them my drafts in-person?"
>> No. 40832832
>>40832831
"not at all! that'd probably be good for you like, they see your dedication and see them in person and stuff." she smiled
>> No. 40832833
File 142738880553.jpg - (26.34KB , 351x357 , Alethia concerned.jpg )
40832833
>>40832831
She smiles brightly, but her smile fades as she speaks.
"Yeah! That... works..."
>> No. 40832834
>>40832832
>He smiles and gives her a quick hug
"Thanks, Cara. And then we can both go do some things together."

>>40832833
>He smiles and puts a hoof around her
"Hey, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine, remember?"
>> No. 40832835
File 142738912209.jpg - (26.98KB , 373x372 , Alethia cheery.jpg )
40832835
>>40832834
Shr brightens back up.
"Y-yeah!"
>> No. 40832836
>>40832834
she returned the hug and raised him a kiss on the cheek. "get some more of those rockin' sandwiches~?" she giggled
>> No. 40832838
File 142738919399.jpg - (188.85KB , 564x600 , 66257661cb431cb82923a4491f8610b1.jpg )
40832838
>Morning
>> No. 40832839
>>40832838

>Hi.
>> No. 40832840
File 142738925391.jpg - (200.83KB , 1500x1200 , 1420942183478.jpg )
40832840
>>40832838
>> No. 40832841
>>40832839
>Hey dood! SUp?

>>40832840
>MORNIng!
>> No. 40832842
>>40832841

>Nothing much. Got work to do but can't coax myself into doing it.
>> No. 40832843
>>40832835
"At the end of the day, everything's going to work out. You'll see. But for now, let's enjoy our coffee."

>>40832836
>He chuckles
"You really liked those, huh?"

>>40832838
>How is?
>> No. 40832844
File 142738940101.jpg - (43.56KB , 500x281 , dJLM7fdiNf2SEVttSvw_xR7AzH8.jpg )
40832844
>>40832841
>Heya!
>> No. 40832845
File 142738941033.jpg - (26.33KB , 351x347 , Alethia Talking.jpg )
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>>40832843
She just smiled at him and started sipping.
>>40832838
>Dom-person!
>> No. 40832846
>>40832842
>Ah, I know what you mean :<

>>40832843
>I'm late!

>>40832844
>What's up?

>>40832845
>Me person!
>> No. 40832847
>>40832846

>Still not feeling right.
>> No. 40832848
>>40832846
>Readin!
>> No. 40832849
>>40832846
>You person! Wassap?
>> No. 40832850
>>40832843
"still haven't had one that was better~" she winked
>> No. 40832852
>>40832845
"So, hey, you ever tried skydiving?"

>>40832846
>For shame!

>>40832850
>He frowns humorously
"Aww, I'm going to have to take that as a challenge!"
>> No. 40832853
File 142738962630.jpg - (27.61KB , 375x363 , Alethia Surprised.jpg )
40832853
>>40832852
"... Nnnnnope!"
>> No. 40832854
File 142738965688.jpg - (273.54KB , 1024x724 , Crop that.jpg )
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>>40832847
>:C

><Huggles>

>>40832848
>Abooout?

>>40832849
>>Being late
>> No. 40832855
>>40832854

>...Nu.
>> No. 40832856
>>40832852
she snickered a bit. "well~... only if you think you can~" she teased playfully. "but i really just meant it was the best ssandwich i can ever remember going out to buy"
>> No. 40832857
>>40832854
>Oh nooooo.
>> No. 40832858
File 142738974933.png - (202.59KB , 650x841 , Pandora, light version_ Pay for full version_.png )
40832858
>>40832854
>Stuff~
>> No. 40832859
>>40832853
"You think you'd be up for giving it a shot sometime?"

>>40832856
>He grins
"Nope, no caveats. You've challenged me. I just need to find the recipe now."
>> No. 40832860
File 142739000006.jpg - (26.98KB , 373x372 , Alethia cheery.jpg )
40832860
>>40832859
"Sure!"
>> No. 40832861
>>40832859
"Hehehe, you know how awesome it is thatyou cook for me? <3"
>> No. 40832862
>>40832860
"Awesome! I'll get us some reservations for this weekend!"
>He smiles

>>40832861
>Litwick chuckles
"I make a good little housewife, don't I?"
>> No. 40832863
>>40832862
SHe giggled and patted his head and mane playfully. "The best I could ask for~"
>> No. 40832865
File 142739098373.jpg - (142.12KB , 768x1024 , Anthrolethia_Safe_By_Nightshade.jpg )
40832865
>Sorry for disappearing.
>> No. 40832866
File 142739106288.jpg - (21.54KB , 345x460 , IMG_20150322_143143.jpg )
40832866
>>40832863
"And you're out there working a macho, adrenaline-fueled job to provide for little old me."

>>40832865
>It's fine. Everything okay?
>> No. 40832867
>>40832866
>Dad forgot something in the supermarket and sent me to go get it.
>> No. 40832869
>>40832867
>Ah, yeah, makes sense. I'm up for continuing whenever you are.
>> No. 40832870
>>40832869
>Maybe later.
>> No. 40832871
>>40832870
>Fair enough
>> No. 40832873
>>40832866
she giggled. "im just basically a junior coach, its not all that~...and it doesnt bother you, does it?"
>> No. 40832874
>>40832873
"No, not at all! I'm doing what I love, and you're doing what you love!"
>He smiles and gives her a little squeeze
>> No. 40832875
>>40832874
she beamed a grin and returned the squeeze. "Well aren't we just awesome~?"
>> No. 40832876
>>40832875
>Beep beep
>> No. 40832877
>>40832875
And then we both get home and do WHO we love.
>he gives her a kiss on the cheek
"Yeah, and everything's looking up!"

>>40832876
>Bork bork
>> No. 40832878
>>40832877
"so what should we do now then?" she ask3d with a smile. "do you need to grt back to work soon?"
>> No. 40832879
File 142739261452.jpg - (14.55KB , 240x320 , 1427392552446[1].jpg )
40832879
>> No. 40832880
File 142739264352.png - (109.61KB , 154x172 , Hmph.png )
40832880
>>40832878
"Yeah..."
>He sighs
"It's getting close to my shift. I probably need to head towards the diner."
>> No. 40832881
>>40832880
"oh.. damn, well thats alright, we dont wanna like... burn out all our awesome rightaway, huh?" she winked
>> No. 40832882
>>40832881
"Right, still plenty of time to get more."
>He smiles and gives her another quick hug, then lets go and stands up
"Well, I ought to get going then."
>> No. 40832883
>>40832882
"see you after work then~?" she smiled sweetly
>> No. 40832884
>>40832883
"Definitely. See you then!"
>> No. 40832885
>>40832884
and with tha she gave him a kiss and a "love you~" before he went off
>> No. 40832886
File 142739375012.png - (114.68KB , 480x750 , burgz.png )
40832886
>> No. 40832887
>>40832886

>Hi there.
>> No. 40832888
File 142739384770.png - (135.17KB , 387x725 , Weeee.png )
40832888
>>40832887
>Hi!
>> No. 40832889
>>40832888

>Nice trips. Sup?
>> No. 40832890
File 142739390661.jpg - (80.63KB , 531x884 , c92092_9b6bc1893a84fabedd0d77cc567e6032.jpg )
40832890
>>40832889
>Totally intentional! ":D

>Nothing much, RP?
>> No. 40832891
>>40832890

>Oki doki, who?
>> No. 40832892
File 142739396334.png - (264.02KB , 572x896 , BOW!!.png )
40832892
>>40832891
>Panda and whoever you have free?
>> No. 40832893
>>40832892

>Do you only want to play Kay?
>> No. 40832894
File 142739402975.png - (221.89KB , 347x1000 , c92092_2cfa1800a7a94fb2e2c4ef0ea73e13dc.png )
40832894
>>40832893
>Nope, I only suggested her because I'm in her folder right now.

>Who do you want?
>> No. 40832895
>>40832894

>Ammie, a Mandy, one of the usuals I guess.
>> No. 40832897
File 142739512976.png - (106.15KB , 642x775 , Smiles.png )
40832897
>>40832895
>Two small and fluffy monsters?
>> No. 40832898
File 142739516470.jpg - (20.73KB , 300x300 , chibibi.jpg )
40832898
>>40832897

>Sounds good to me.
>> No. 40832899
File 142739518470.png - (312.23KB , 900x1299 , Durr.png )
40832899
>>40832898
And there they are!
>> No. 40832900
File 142739521510.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40832900
>>40832899

Oh, hey you two.
>> No. 40832901
File 142739522157.jpg - (222.94KB , 1068x1200 , Through the Looking Glass.jpg )
40832901
>Lurking!
>> No. 40832903
File 142739526525.png - (22.69KB , 320x240 , Huh.png )
40832903
>>40832900
"Hey Lotse."
"You seen Gretchen around?"
"We've come to steal her hugs."
>> No. 40832904
File 142739530591.png - (215.05KB , 640x960 , Stop staring plz.png )
40832904
>>40832903

>She gets an uneasy look about her.
...About Gretchen...
>> No. 40832905
File 142739534291.png - (272.30KB , 400x1000 , I love you.png )
40832905
>>40832904
"...What about Gretchen?"
>> No. 40832906
File 142739537659.jpg - (62.66KB , 360x640 , Hunh.jpg )
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>>40832905

You know she went to Prance right?
...Someone got to her before she got back.
>> No. 40832907
File 142739545841.jpg - (68.40KB , 680x680 , Da fuck.jpg )
40832907
>>40832906
"...Who got to her?"
>> No. 40832908
File 142739552378.jpg - (56.58KB , 319x600 , Why.jpg )
40832908
>>40832907

Bad guys.
>> No. 40832909
File 142739555030.png - (312.23KB , 900x1299 , Durr.png )
40832909
>>40832908
"...Ooooooh."
"...Whelp."
"Guess it's that time of the year again."
>> No. 40832910
File 142739558226.jpg - (36.16KB , 640x440 , Nightlight.jpg )
40832910
>>40832909

That time of year?
>> No. 40832911
File 142739560040.png - (106.15KB , 642x775 , Smiles.png )
40832911
>>40832910
"When something bad happens to someone we like."
>> No. 40832912
File 142739564540.jpg - (175.94KB , 850x1212 , Bunny.jpg )
40832912
>>40832911

...I think it happens more frequently than once a year.
>> No. 40832913
File 142739568773.jpg - (186.78KB , 700x627 , Munchy.jpg )
40832913
>>40832912
"Well yeah."
"But they always tend to occur around the same time."
"So!"
"Should I be telling the other bunnies?"
>> No. 40832914
File 142739573975.jpg - (175.68KB , 491x615 , Guess you're right.jpg )
40832914
>>40832913

You're children. What do you want to do with this?
>She folds her arms.
Teton, Varmus and I will do. You just save your hugs for her... God, she'll need them.
>> No. 40832915
File 142739576753.png - (22.69KB , 320x240 , Huh.png )
40832915
>>40832914
"No I mean."
"Should we be keeping this from them?"
>> No. 40832916
File 142739580937.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40832916
>>40832915

Oh, right.
Yes. You can.
>> No. 40832917
File 142739584537.png - (106.15KB , 642x775 , Smiles.png )
40832917
>>40832916
"Yeah, probably for the best too."
"Someone would end up doing something dumb,"
>> No. 40832918
File 142739591706.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40832918
>>40832917

Huh?
>> No. 40832920
File 142739595698.jpg - (834.04KB , 1953x1809 , what can go wrong.jpg )
40832920
>Around this time, Varmus and Teton walked into the Bar.

You sure this will work?

As sure as death and taxes, Varmie.
>> No. 40832921
File 142739605376.png - (848.37KB , 877x1045 , Alternate Human Lilith, aka(Oh no she's hot).png )
40832921
>So, anyone want to RP?
>> No. 40832922
File 142739607951.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40832922
>>40832920

What's this now?
>> No. 40832923
File 142739612116.jpg - (30.87KB , 382x510 , Pill by qouten.jpg )
40832923
>>40832920
>A purple wisteria colored mare would just be enjoying a drink as the two passed her.

Wonder what this could be about. She pondered.

"Hello " She said cheerfully.

>>40832921
>sure
>> No. 40832924
File 142739614742.png - (281.02KB , 489x372 , I will never let go of this masterpiece.png )
40832924
>> No. 40832925
File 142739616076.gif - (975.62KB , 300x169 , I steals this.gif )
40832925
>>40832918
"Well, if the bunnies knew Gretchen was missing"
"How do you think they would react"

>>40832920
>Who would you like for them?
>> No. 40832926
File 142739618799.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40832926
>>40832925

Like idiots.
>> No. 40832927
File 142739621326.png - (312.23KB , 900x1299 , Durr.png )
40832927
>>40832926
"Exactly."
"So we're not saying a word until she's safe."
>> No. 40832928
File 142739627621.png - (0.99MB , 900x1125 , Don't say that.png )
40832928
>>40832927

You're kind of a dick.
>> No. 40832929
File 142739634136.png - (200.54KB , 955x909 , Varmie plushie.png )
40832929
>>40832922
>Teton grinned.
The bugsies I've prepared. All we need to do now is take your data and let me hide them in it.

I've left a nice three hour long delay. Should be enough.


>Varmus nodded. He looked... really angry.

>>40832925
>How about you interact with them with whoever's already talking to Lotse?

>>40832923
Hmm.

>The stallion nodded, mind elsewhere.

Hello, dearie.

>Said the anthropomorphic alicornette.
>> No. 40832930
File 142739634200.png - (22.69KB , 320x240 , Huh.png )
40832930
>>40832928
"Probably."
"But it's better than one of the rabbits going off on their own and ending up killing themselves."
"We'll just say that Gretchen's extended her vacation in Prance."
"Which is probably pretty close to the truth."
>> No. 40832931
File 142739636579.png - (156.30KB , 500x543 , UNDERWARE NO.png )
40832931
>>40832929
Lookie, it's two little purple fluff monsters!
>> No. 40832932
File 142739644860.gif - (723.08KB , 500x430 , AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-.gif )
40832932
>Does anyone wants RP?
>> No. 40832933
File 142739646988.jpg - (834.04KB , 1953x1809 , what can go wrong.jpg )
40832933
>>40832931
Amanda.
Mandy.

>They both nodded to them.
>> No. 40832934
File 142739652829.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40832934
>>40832929

So how exactly does your thing work? If they're smart then they won't use a networked machine.

>>40832930

...I guess so.
>> No. 40832935
File 142739665387.png - (22.69KB , 320x240 , Huh.png )
40832935
>>40832933
"Heya' you two."
"What's up?"

>>40832934
"So..."
"Why'd you call us dicks anyway?"
>> No. 40832936
File 142739669909.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40832936
>>40832935

Hiding the truth from Gretchen's own sister.
>> No. 40832937
File 142739673054.png - (312.23KB , 900x1299 , Durr.png )
40832937
>>40832936
"Okay."
"How do you think Ammie would react to this?"
>> No. 40832938
File 142739674182.jpg - (38.66KB , 493x556 , AlAl's Bizarre Adventure.jpg )
40832938
>I take it that's a no then.
>> No. 40832939
File 142739674474.png - (117.73KB , 796x555 , 4d7f3128317a2b74e38fbf43bc2be6d3.png )
40832939
>>40832929
"How are you two this morning"
>> No. 40832940
File 142739675056.png - (281.02KB , 489x372 , Link why do I find your idea so amusing_muffinshuffler.png )
40832940
>>40832934
I think we've already established they are not smart. Cruel, petty, desperate? Yes. But not smart.

What they did to Gretchen... They will pay. Pay so much.

>>40832935
Heard about Gretchen?

That's what's up, dearie.
>> No. 40832941
File 142739677960.png - (22.69KB , 320x240 , Huh.png )
40832941
>>40832940
"That we did."
"Who knows so far?"
>> No. 40832942
File 142739681168.jpg - (175.68KB , 491x615 , Guess you're right.jpg )
40832942
>>40832937

Good point, but she's gonna be pissed when Gretchen comes back.

>>40832940

Plan for the worst, hope for the best, because it could be anything in between. What happens it they contain it? What happens if your bug just kills one of their machines without phoning home?
>> No. 40832943
File 142739689869.png - (102.50KB , 474x530 , Mmmneh.png )
40832943
>>40832942
"Better than letting her know."
"And she goes off to try and find her herself."
"And winds up getting herself killed."
"Or worse, getting someone who can't come back to life killed."
>> No. 40832944
File 142739692010.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40832944
>>40832943

Fair enough.
>> No. 40832945
File 142739694002.png - (106.15KB , 642x775 , Smiles.png )
40832945
>>40832944
"So..."
"How did you find out she was kidnapped anyway?"
>> No. 40832946
File 142739697949.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
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>>40832945

Tanaka told me, but she was calling Varmus when it happened.
>> No. 40832947
File 142739701518.png - (209.87KB , 480x538 , SMILES!.png )
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>>40832946
"Oh..."
"Is Tanaka okay?"
>> No. 40832948
File 142739704213.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40832947

Yeah. She thought Gretchen just ran away.
>> No. 40832949
File 142739707275.png - (312.23KB , 900x1299 , Durr.png )
40832949
>>40832948
"Well..."
"...At least she's okay."
>> No. 40832950
File 142739724494.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40832950
>>40832949

Right.
>> No. 40832951
File 142739730697.png - (102.50KB , 474x530 , Mmmneh.png )
40832951
>>40832950
"...So how are you holding up?"
>> No. 40832952
File 142739733338.png - (904.38KB , 2104x1316 , prepare your anus_ideabyQuoten.png )
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>>40832938
>Or just freaking approach someone, ask someone directly for a desired interaction instead of poppind 1d4 pics

>>40832939
Badly.
Family problems. Private stuff, dearie.

>>40832941
Us five.

>>40832942
The moment he inserts the data into anything, it'll start transmitting his location after getting through any proxies he might've set up. The three hour counter will start, and in the meantime, the bug will seek out any accesible computer in a kilometer radius and copy itself there, transmitting too. It's capable of stealthily turning on any inbuilt transmissions, including infraray from optic mouses, so unless he removes everything that can be used to transmit data in any way, it will copy itself. The virus will then search the accessed computers for any mention of data of Gretchen or you or several other keys I've put in, and if found, after three hours, it will utterly erase the data permanently, including overwriting the space several times over, and then overclock everything while turning off safeties and coolers to physically damage the drives.

Nasty.

We will find them.
>> No. 40832953
File 142739735700.jpg - (101.91KB , 424x600 , Miyako_Yoshika_600_596304.jpg )
40832953
And from the corners of the dim-lighted street came the squeaking and rattling of little rubbered wheels on the cobbles as slowly, so slowly, a food-seller's cart came out of the fog pushed by a stiff-legged humanoid shape.

Little paper lanterns hung to the sides of the cart revealing trays and jars and a sign that said, in bold letters: "REAL ALL-NATURAL INGRIDIENTS GUARANTEE'ED"
>> No. 40832954
File 142739742225.jpg - (55.21KB , 299x298 , 405.jpg )
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>>40832952
>You mean approach the people who are literally doing something else which is more important than anything I have out of the oven right now.
>> No. 40832955
File 142739743977.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40832955
>>40832951

Fine of course.

>>40832952

"Optic mice."
You're making this shit up.
>> No. 40832957
File 142739759326.gif - (1.81MB , 310x233 , are you even trying.gif )
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>>40832954
>> No. 40832958
File 142739767178.png - (192.42KB , 402x548 , cutepillsy.png )
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>>40832952
"Well then I'll leave you to it then,and don't worry I'm sure things will work out regardless the outcome." She said with a smile before heading out.

>>40832953
>>40832957
>She would see the cart.

"Huh whats all this now?" She quietly said to herself.
>> No. 40832959
File 142739769711.png - (229.36KB , 670x754 , Ehehehe~.png )
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>>40832955
"..."

One of them boops your nose!

>>40832952
"...Well okay then."
"So what are you going to do?"

>>40832953
Oh lookie, two little puffs of fluff are watching you!
>> No. 40832960
File 142739775040.jpg - (49.07KB , 225x350 , Jesus Araki what the fuck did you do to Hol.jpg )
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>>40832957
>I'm not.
>I am, however, incredibly scared of approaching people when they're doing something else and in general to do things which aren't politely asking.
>> No. 40832961
File 142739792298.png - (266.12KB , 3150x1140 , a40e136f5a86a22148b694fc0efdc09398de37a2.png )
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>> No. 40832962
File 142739798119.jpg - (33.44KB , 600x338 , ah.jpg )
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>>40832959

What?
>> No. 40832963
File 142739804387.png - (104.57KB , 188x240 , 6737.png )
40832963
>Valentina stretched a little, wiggling on some clothes, fixing her hair a bit as she put on a nice little summer dress. She counted her scars being silly, she looked over the flak scars on her shoulders.
Ich.
>She shrugged and smiled then hopped into the bar with a grin!~

>Scipio was humming to herself, her tail swaying side to side as she fixed some of the cloth and leather parts of her armor, she swayed her head as she daintly did her work.~

>Miya was sitting across from Ritsu, tapping her leg along to the tune of Ritus picking a guitar, playing street fightin man by The Rolling Stones.~
>> No. 40832964
File 142739806692.jpg - (406.56KB , 842x1190 , Miyako_Yoshika_full_834443.jpg )
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>>40832958
>>40832959
It's a food peddler's cart, with a small girl, or a short woman? pushing it down the road. Looks like it mostly sells pies and sausages-inna-buns and those little crumbly things with pieces of paper inside that may or may not contain your fortune!

The peddler stops at a strategic point far away from the streetlights, making sure she's in the shadow, as she moves one of her little lanterns to illuminate the pricelist and, in a slightly coarse young voice asks

"How about a lefreshing snack? Rear furry organic pies! Only 5 bits!"
>> No. 40832965
File 142739810110.png - (106.15KB , 642x775 , Smiles.png )
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>>40832964
"Are they made from real furries?"
>> No. 40832966
>>40832954
>Yes I mean that. Look:

>*picks you up*
>*throws you at >>40832953

>>40832955
Nah, see, optic mice are using infrared to relay their position. That can be used to transmit data if you've got access to technology advanced to bullshit magic levels like me, shut um I'm a Timelord trust me.

>>40832958
Thanks.
Yeppers~!

>>40832959
Find them...
...And kill them.
>> No. 40832967
File 142739822810.png - (312.23KB , 900x1299 , Durr.png )
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>>40832966
"And is there anything we can do to help?"
>> No. 40832968
File 142739825039.jpg - (35.26KB , 354x363 , 235252353.jpg )
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>>40832966
>Why do you hate me so
>> No. 40832970
File 142739829327.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
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>>40832966

So the infrared is hacking other computers or contacting is or what?
...This shit's retarded.
>> No. 40832971
File 142739830031.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40832963
"Dupont. Thought the demons got ya."
>>40832964
>>40832965
Suddenly, dog.
"I SMELL FOOD."
>> No. 40832972
File 142739830681.png - (251.18KB , 1200x1701 , color assassin.png )
40832972
>>40832964
I've had people,and ponies tell me about furries...I don't know if i want there pies...But i will investigate this cart further.

>The purple coat and pink maned pony would approach the cart.

"So umm..Tell me more about your wares and business."
>> No. 40832973
File 142739837755.png - (130.81KB , 234x296 , 7806.png )
40832973
>>40832971
>She tilted her head, curious at who this demonic looking fellow in front of her was.
Who are you?
>With a curious tone, her mangled ear twitched a bit.
>> No. 40832974
File 142739844080.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
40832974
>>40832973
"My face didn't change THAT much."
He lifts a mug of beer filled with Whiskey.
>> No. 40832975
File 142739850696.jpg - (24.06KB , 239x387 , sora4-5.jpg )
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>>40832974
Do I get a hint?
>> No. 40832976
File 142739856370.png - (728.64KB , 2400x2400 , u wot m8.png )
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>>40832967
>Varmus shrugged.

>Teton smiled.
Good question! Can you cruelly murder people?

>>40832968
>I still have that meat pie

>>40832970
You gonna fucking complain or get the data, Lotse?

...Hey, don't snap at her! It's not her fault!
>> No. 40832977
File 142739857038.jpg - (18.33KB , 226x250 , Azazael-Tiefling-226x250.jpg )
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>>40832975
"The mug ain't enough for you?

The angry paladin."
>> No. 40832978
File 142739863497.png - (660.92KB , 640x960 , Nurser.png )
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>>40832976

I've just got to know what exactly you're trying to do here.
>Well, I do more :D
>> No. 40832979
File 142739866205.png - (553.18KB , 1280x662 , tumblr_mi0yw8ek3w1qegoawo1_1280.png )
40832979
>>40832977
You have certainly had a wardrobe change..and a makeover.
>She put her hands on her hips, the short girl blinked a few times.
The only demons who had slain me were my own!
>> No. 40832980
File 142739868283.png - (272.30KB , 400x1000 , I love you.png )
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>>40832976
"We're like, fifteen."
"No."
>> No. 40832981
File 142739870589.jpg - (358.73KB , 694x924 , Miyako_Yoshika_full_1235311.jpg )
40832981
>>40832965
The woman paused, digesting your words and ocassionally glancing at a small booklet that, if the light was a bit better, would bear the title of Equestrian Phrasebook

"Yes?"
She risked the technically question answer

>>40832972
"Rear sausage inna bun, 100 per cent pork. Pies, regurar, surprize, sweet pea, and mix, fortune cookies at one bit a piece. Bring great happiness and joy!"
She moves a bit stiffly. Maybe it's the weather?

>>40832976
>No returns!

>>40832971
"Pest."
She bends stiffly, picks an empty can from the street, and tosses it at you to shoo you away
>> No. 40832982
File 142739884086.jpg - (85.99KB , 751x1063 , Ugh these claws ruin half of my shoes.jpg )
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>>40832979
"Well, there's a reason for th-"
He grunted and grabbed his hand, which twitched in pain.
"... What is she doing there, sticking her hand in a bucket of needles?"
>>40832981
The can stopped in midair, held by a purple glow.
"Bark!"
"Foooood!"
>> No. 40832983
File 142739894545.png - (608.91KB , 1280x720 , tumblr_mafueoBpe81r57z4zo1_1280.png )
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>>40832982
W-who?
>Valentina looked around, for this person who was..sticking their hand in a bucket of needles.

>She spotted the maniacal demonette in a corner lowering and raising her hand, then healing it to burn Darius even further.

H-her?
>Asked Valentina.
>> No. 40832984
File 142739897517.png - (10.21KB , 500x500 , dfgfyhjfhufky_by_ice_and_kreiss_adopt-d7qpo52.png )
40832984
>>40832981
"Huh..Ok I'll take twelve fortune cookies." She said as she reached into her saddle bag with her mouth and pulled out a small sack of 15 bits . The coins jingled as she dropped them near the salesperson.
>> No. 40832985
File 142739899254.png - (894.25KB , 2104x1316 , oh exploitable.png )
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>>40832978
>Well, what else you wanna know? :D

>Varmus shrugged.
Get that data already.

>>40832980
Can you comfort Gretchen on the way back?

>>40832981
>None wanted.
>> No. 40832987
File 142739903601.jpg - (18.33KB , 226x250 , Azazael-Tiefling-226x250.jpg )
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>>40832983
"Yep.

Meet Tanari, my self-proclaimed wife and a byproduct of me becoming this handsome devil."
He chuckled.
>> No. 40832988
File 142739905182.jpg - (69.08KB , 1024x703 , Derpy!.jpg )
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>>40832985
"That we can."

>>40832981
"...Okay sure."
"How much did you say you wanted?"
>> No. 40832989
File 142739918280.jpg - (25.00KB , 720x384 , 29311_105198226192211_3570079_n.jpg )
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>>40832987
My name is Libra!
>Valentina turned back to look at Darius.
Her name is Libra.
See! She's right, my name is Libra!

>Ritsu, Miya, and Scipio all said.
Her name is Libra!

Nice to meet you Libra!
>Said Valentina, Libra scrunched her nose and folded her arms, then sniffed Valentina.
Well, now I know all I need to know.
>Valentina snickered.
>> No. 40832990
File 142739918337.jpg - (175.68KB , 491x615 , Guess you're right.jpg )
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>>40832985

>I don't get the infrared stuff D:

Is this really the best of ideas...?
>> No. 40832991
File 142739925838.jpg - (89.34KB , 600x600 , Miyako_Yoshika_600_1010719.jpg )
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>>40832982
She tilts her head to the side with a very audible crack probably thinking on whether or not you'd taste like pork and would anyone notice.
"Shoo pest, shoo!"

>>40832984
"May fortune forever smire on you, pony person."
She quickly, if stiffly, packs 12 cookies into a paper bag and places them in front of you, and then picks up 12 coins, leaving the remaining 3 in your coinbag.

Is that just you or is it cold in that part of the street?

>>40832988
"Regurar pie, 5 bits. Surprize 7. Sweet pea and mix at 4 and 6, sausage at 3 bits. Fortune cookies 1 per bit."
>> No. 40832992
File 142739929619.png - (53.70KB , 305x375 , grrrrrrrrrrgh.png )
40832992
>>40832990
>Then ignore it.

You have a better one? We're wasting time!
>> No. 40832993
File 142739933420.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40832989
"Her name's not Libra. That's the name of my patron goddess. She picked it to piss me off."
He proceeded to start pressing on his index finger.
>>40832991
Bark bark!
"You smell funny!"
>> No. 40832994
File 142739933516.jpg - (427.70KB , 697x1000 , Fuck yeah bitches.jpg )
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>>40832992

>But I gotta know what it does!

Alright, alright. What's the carrier?
>> No. 40832995
File 142739934275.jpg - (41.77KB , 308x361 , Smiles!.jpg )
40832995
>>40832991
"How about two surprises and a fortune cookie?" one of them says, while the other begins fishing around their fluff for coins.
>> No. 40832997
File 142739945774.jpg - (86.95KB , 538x720 , uxlz845tvxkjcdizjx06.jpg )
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>>40832993
Well I like that name..I shall call her Libra.
>Valentina was going to shake hands with a demon but then the demon gave her a look, and she simply bowed instead.
It is a pleasure to meet you.

Like wise Killer.~

Darius, did you enjoy the 6 trips to the bathroom last night?~
>> No. 40832998
File 142739968650.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
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>>40832997
'Gave me a lot of time to fantasize about running a pickaxe into your head."
He shrugged at Val.
>> No. 40832999
File 142739969307.jpg - (67.44KB , 600x600 , Miyako_Yoshika_600_1105799.jpg )
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>>40832993
"Stupid dog. No scraps! Shoo!"
She adds something in a very foreign language that might be a curse. Your character may get cursed in the next post

>>40832995
"15 bits prease."
The odd peddler picks up two surprise pies and a cookie and wraps them and packs them for you.
>> No. 40833000
File 142739971954.png - (229.36KB , 670x754 , Ehehehe~.png )
40833000
>>40832999
And you are given fifteen bits in return!
>> No. 40833002
File 142739978995.jpg - (25.87KB , 668x352 , 29924_103371416374892_4336493_n.jpg )
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>>40832998
What a headache that would be, imagine all the tasty secrets of the order that would spill!

Interesting wife you have picked Monsieur.~
>> No. 40833003
File 142739981477.gif - (1.64MB , 227x350 , wat.gif )
40833003
>>40832994
...The porn site linked?

>Sends data to everything that can get info from infrared signal. Irda wireless transmit for an example.


>>40832988
Good, you'll stay on Tardis.
>> No. 40833004
File 142739983861.jpg - (69.08KB , 1024x703 , Derpy!.jpg )
40833004
>>40833003
"...Awesome!"
"Never been there."
>> No. 40833005
File 142739987935.jpg - (148.08KB , 1000x1500 , Miyako_Yoshika_full_528151.jpg )
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>>40833000
Coins quickly disappear in her money-box and you're left with two hot pies and a cookie! So, dare you eat the surprise meat mix?
>> No. 40833006
File 142739989251.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40833006
>>40833003

>As a method of spreading?
...Well yes, but you're not allowed reups.
>> No. 40833007
File 142739992788.jpg - (6.27MB , 3872x2592 , german-shepherd_6880558large1.jpg )
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>>40832999
"..."
Whiiiiimper.
>>40833002
"We're not married. She calls herself my 'wife' because Billy decided to link our lives together. If she dies I die and vice versa."
>> No. 40833008
File 142740002297.gif - (975.62KB , 300x169 , I steals this.gif )
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>>40833005
That they do, nomming away at the pies~
>> No. 40833009
File 142740005704.png - (83.97KB , 141x283 , 456478.png )
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>>40833007
>Valentina giggled a little and snorted, covering her mouth as she did, Libra huffed a little as she did find it to be a blessing and a curse.~

If you are linked..how unfortunate, you have to push your drinking habits on this poor demon.

>Libra just snorted and giggled a little as well.
>> No. 40833011
File 142740019703.jpg - (57.95KB , 600x748 , wow I look like a douchebag.jpg )
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>>40833009
"Well, if she stopped physically torturing me, I MIGHT stop."
>> No. 40833012
File 142740027768.jpg - (35.35KB , 438x408 , 623525235325.jpg )
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>>40833007
She mutters something in mandarin that makes your nose twitch and itch and for the next 1d3 = 1 weeks your fur will be matted and muddy and flea ridden starting in an hour
"Shoo, pest! No dog food! Not allowed to mince dogs anymore! Shoo!"

>>40833008
It's a spicy meat mix, definetely organic, completely unidentifyable, and tastes mostly like spices - thanks goodness for little mercies. With any luck it just might stay down.

The peddler waits a few seconds to make sure you don't keel over, then starts pushing her cart away looking for a new customer.
>> No. 40833013
File 142740029705.jpg - (39.50KB , 415x553 , absolutely disgusting_by Quoten.jpg )
40833013
>>40833004
Mhm.

Don't wander off too much!

>>40833006
We'll have to encrypt the data in either a hi-def photo or a short movie.

Smile and undress.
>> No. 40833014
File 142740034107.jpg - (20.59KB , 300x240 , Bwuh.jpg )
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>>40833013

Fuck that shit. I'm not doing this.
>> No. 40833016
File 142740037703.png - (967.97KB , 575x1054 , 54689.png )
40833016
>>40833011
The Inquisitor Darius to stop drinking?

>Ritsu called from the back.
I bet 20!
>Then Miya
15!
>Scipio as well.
30!

>Libra blinked a few times, thinking to herself.
I suppose I'll just have to be bored then.
>> No. 40833017
File 142740041909.png - (40.92KB , 331x437 , 228284333f0c6c73def56f1e0129e8ae.png )
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>>40832991
>She smile,and jokes.

"Guess i just have a chilling personality."
>> No. 40833018
File 142740044975.jpg - (33.87KB , 385x480 , Go fuck yourself.jpg )
40833018
>>40833012
As nobody ever washed Fido, his fur was that anyway!

"..."
"..."
Ten bits suddenly floated from a nearby sewer grate.
"What about now?"
>>40833016
"No one said anything about stopping to drink. I'll stop getting piss-drunk.

Tanari, you might as well do something productive with your life."
>> No. 40833019
File 142740049961.png - (53.70KB , 305x375 , grrrrrrrrrrgh.png )
40833019
>>40833014
Yes you are, because it's for Gretchen's life. Now stop being a whiny shit and strike a fucking pose for the camera so the shit won't get taken down by site's mods in five fucking seconds.

Jesus fucking Christ.
>> No. 40833020
File 142740054598.jpg - (618.70KB , 849x1200 , 43140229_p0.jpg )
40833020
>>40833018
Yeah well, neither of us are any good at anything other than trying to kill each other!

>Valentina slinked away from the two to go and join her friends.~
>> No. 40833021
File 142740057882.gif - (1.98MB , 500x279 , privacy.gif )
40833021
>>40833019

Why not Teton?
>> No. 40833022
File 142740064188.jpg - (30.52KB , 414x494 , 53252353253.jpg )
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>>40833019
>>40833014
>>40833013
>Taking nudez ov some filthy 2-legged broad?
>> No. 40833023
File 142740064248.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
40833023
>>40833020
"I'm good at healing and killing things which aren't bitchy little demonettes.

You should find something you're good at as well."
>> No. 40833024
>>40833022
>Don't forget that the little mare he hired to help him in the shop never wears clothes. She's butt-naked every day!
>> No. 40833025
File 142740079778.gif - (240.66KB , 250x250 , tumblr_mnfn2dsgFz1r12ee6o6_250.gif )
40833025
>>40833023
And Im good at killing old whiny paladins!

And you arent doing a very good job killing demons right now so that doesnt count!
>> No. 40833027
File 142740080235.png - (728.64KB , 2400x2400 , u wot m8.png )
40833027
>>40833021
>>40833022
Because the fucker who kidnapped Gretchen's supposed to find this without any problem and your blue friend is definetely what he knows and Tits' horse ass might be not.

...Jeez, Varmie. Why don't you go have a snickers while me and Lotse figure this out?
>> No. 40833028
File 142740086073.png - (921.99KB , 1024x887 , 4564646544.png )
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>>40833024
>> No. 40833029
File 142740087197.jpg - (53.63KB , 225x350 , You should leave.jpg )
40833029
>>40833027

...When this is all over, I expect big thanks from you lot. Big thanks.
>> No. 40833030
File 142740088961.jpg - (128.73KB , 756x1056 , Lemme axe you a question.jpg )
40833030
>>40833025
"The only reason you're not dead and getting your ass torn by your superiors right now is because I'm not suicidal enough to send your back."
>> No. 40833031
File 142740101995.jpg - (138.90KB , 606x343 , CandyforniaGurl-4907452_606_343.jpg )
40833031
>>40833030
Oh how convenient, you were trying pretty hard to kill yourself before I showed up.

Furthermore stop drinking so much, throwing up blood is getting annoying!
>> No. 40833032
>>40833028
>Good, good. Let the anger flow through you.
>> No. 40833033
File 142740112743.jpg - (290.02KB , 800x822 , Tiefling_Revisted___Korvas_by_hdb.jpg )
40833033
>>40833031
"Stop stabbing yourself, then. Bloodloss isn't fun either."
>> No. 40833034
File 142740118883.jpg - (11.60KB , 210x240 , char_32011.jpg )
40833034
>>40833033
Oh come on, you arent even losing any blood it just hurts. Dont be a baby.
>> No. 40833035
File 142740130310.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
40833035
>>40833034
"You haven't been paying attention, have you, Tanari.

If you do it in the same spot five times in a row, you're bound to have blood coming out."
He lifts his hand- there's a fresh scar in the middle of his palm.
>> No. 40833036
File 142740140830.jpg - (63.55KB , 1280x720 , Let+me+in+im+a+fairy+_913f9556e0d7f4a19ff802686cdfeb0c.jpg )
40833036
>>40833035
Well then Ill move to the other hand or something.

You cant even heal scars..how lame.
>> No. 40833037
File 142740148753.jpg - (334.27KB , 594x900 , SMELL MY ARMPITS.jpg )
40833037
>>40833036
"I can.
I reached today's maximum, though."
>> No. 40833038
File 142740151510.png - (311.23KB , 1280x747 , colon p.png )
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>>40833024
>>40833028
>>40833032
>And remember you agreed to it, wifey~

>>40833029
>Varmus trotted away and Teton pulled out a camera with a grin.

Now, show me some love~
>> No. 40833039
File 142740155181.jpg - (48.13KB , 464x1024 , Huh.jpg )
40833039
>>40833038

>She pokes her in the chest.
Not here.
>> No. 40833040
File 142740162344.gif - (198.83KB , 250x250 , tumblr_mnfn2dsgFz1r12ee6o7_250.gif )
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>>40833037
Heh..maximum. I can use whatever I want however I want for as long as I want!
>> No. 40833042
File 142740171424.png - (73.84KB , 680x510 , Quotencharacters 2015.png )
40833042
>Eh, screw it. I'm not getting any work done anyhow. Horses time.

>Virginia, Myrmenhayes, Fossil Ridge, and Haphazard are all in the bar. Open to RP with whomever.
>> No. 40833043
File 142740172715.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
40833043
>>40833040
"And look where that got you. Stuck in a body which isn't yours and bound to someone who can kill you by getting a hand on you."
>> No. 40833044
File 142740179750.png - (46.86KB , 421x280 , 571c00d63b83f6a67d45c456a2d8d376.png )
40833044
>>40833042
>Pill would enter the bar again trotting pass Virginia. And sitting at the counter cracking open a fortune cookie.
>> No. 40833045
File 142740181683.png - (774.94KB , 1813x1644 , oh no!.png )
40833045
>>40833039
Oh, wherever you want, just stop being a baby and hurry! We don't have to show your face, either.
>> No. 40833046
File 142740185863.png - (228.89KB , 640x359 , durarara 16.png )
40833046
>>40833043
Hey I like this body, it was better than you're old creaky one! You couldnt kill me if you tried, you lost to a girl with cat ears!

>Scipio called over in a happy tone.
Hello again!
>> No. 40833047
File 142740187298.png - (483.19KB , 1024x573 , Bored.png )
40833047
>>40833045

>She grabs Teton's arm, pulling her out of the way in order to get the photos taken.
>> No. 40833048
File 142740197576.jpg - (290.02KB , 800x822 , Tiefling_Revisted___Korvas_by_hdb.jpg )
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>>40833046
"I have a hammer and the ability to smite the wicked.

You have a knife and a miserable attempt at mind control."
>> No. 40833049
File 142740198614.png - (238.70KB , 1200x1800 , neigh.png )
40833049
>>40833047
>Do you want to timeskip until after they're done? ;3
>> No. 40833050
>>40833049

>I want to stop right here
>> No. 40833051
File 142740205007.png - (82.27KB , 382x400 , Virginia.png )
40833051
>>40833044
"Oh, um, h-hello again."
>> No. 40833053
File 142740208861.jpg - (24.43KB , 668x351 , 29924_103371376374896_5476916_n.jpg )
40833053
>>40833048
Paladins alllways underestimate. Tch Tch Tch.
>> No. 40833054
File 142740214752.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40833053
"So do imps who think they're archdemons."
>> No. 40833055
File 142740225933.gif - (339.18KB , 250x250 , tumblr_mnfn2dsgFz1r12ee6o3_250.gif )
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>>40833054
Oh you think Im an imp? Seriously? I thought I was prettier than that.~
>> No. 40833056
File 142740226290.png - (65.66KB , 337x315 , IMG_24112012_200029.png )
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>>40833051
"Hi want a fortune cookie? I bought quite a few." She said with a smile.
>> No. 40833057
File 142740236119.jpg - (122.29KB , 800x1289 , GUESS WHO JUST SOLD THEIR SOUL TO TZEENTCH AND BOUGHT IT BACK.jpg )
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>>40833055
"Sure you are. You just keep thinking that."
>> No. 40833058
>>40833044
>It reads:
"That wasn't chicken"
>> No. 40833059
File 142740237523.jpg - (38.14KB , 415x553 , happily nervous.jpg )
40833059
>>40833056
"Oh, um, s-sure! Th-thank you."
>> No. 40833061
File 142740252700.jpg - (25.87KB , 668x352 , 29924_103371416374892_4336493_n.jpg )
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>>40833057
I am not even going to bother explaining.~
>> No. 40833062
File 142740257230.png - (248.46KB , 267x472 , drunk pill.png )
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>>40833058
Huh odd fortune but amusing she said keeping it. She thought to herself as she tossed Virginia a cookie.

>>40833059
"Coming your way girl." She said as it left her hoof.
>> No. 40833063
>>40833050
>k












>SO

>WHO WANTS TO RP
>> No. 40833064
File 142740264388.jpg - (100.50KB , 600x861 , do spines work like this.jpg )
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>>40833061
He just sighs and looks at her.
"..."
>>40833063
>I DO.
>> No. 40833065
File 142740268200.jpg - (11.03KB , 195x195 , 9119950-big4.jpg )
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>>40833063
>>40832963
>~

>>40833064
Nope.~
>She shook her head.~
>> No. 40833066
>>40833062
"Ah!"
>She throws her hooves in front of herself to catch it
1d20 = 12

>>40833063
>What would you like?
>> No. 40833067
File 142740275083.jpg - (290.02KB , 800x822 , Tiefling_Revisted___Korvas_by_hdb.jpg )
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>>40833065
"So this is how we're going to spend eternity, Tanari?"
>> No. 40833068
File 142740276345.jpg - (75.70KB , 600x600 , DYNAMIC POSING.jpg )
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>>40833063
>!
>>40833065
>And if you want, I would be up for stuff
>> No. 40833069
File 142740284893.gif - (430.69KB , 500x228 , durarara-niekawa-haruna-Anime-сборник-1738864.gif )
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>>40833067
We'll see who dies first, The Pit Lord, or The Inquisitor.~
>> No. 40833070
File 142740294689.gif - (2.35MB , 300x200 , IT IS DONE.gif )
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>>40833064
>Cool who and who

>>40833065
>Varmus, looking like he was planning to charge through the no-man's land alone and naked, glanced over at Valentina.
Ah, you're back. Good.

>>40833066
>Whoever

>>40833068
>Who/who
>> No. 40833071
File 142740294977.png - (217.40KB , 290x393 , pill afraid.png )
40833071
>>40833066
"Nice Catch" She said with a smile.

" Hope you like it."
>> No. 40833072
File 142740297508.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
40833072
>>40833069
"You're not a Pit Lord, Tanari.

I've met a few. I killed one. You're not one of them."
>> No. 40833073
File 142740299614.png - (669.04KB , 645x810 , On my way to steal yo girl.png )
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>>40833070
>Who are my options?
>> No. 40833074
File 142740305139.png - (217.70KB , 482x348 , 1423867269082.png )
40833074
>Greetings, Donut Bar.
>> No. 40833075
>Favourite starting town? Altair from FF2

>Altair, Onett, Pallet Town
>> No. 40833076
>>40833062
>>40833066
>If you dare to open it, it will read:
"Don't do the stupid which you can watch safely on youtube!"
>> No. 40833077
File 142740311677.png - (390.16KB , 704x400 , snwt0116.png )
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>>40833070
>She blinked a few times looking over the hurried Varmus, one of the most notable things about Valentina was that she wasnt wearing a uniform.

Are you well Varmus?

>>40833072
You dont know that.~
>> No. 40833078
File 142740317952.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
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>>40833077
"I can sense demons.
Yes I do."
>> No. 40833079
>>40833070
>1d8+1 = 4
>2. Thousand Words
>3. Oddly Named
>4. Haphazard
>5. Little Harvey
>6. Virginia
>7. Litwick
>8. Myrmenhayes
>9. Fossil Ridge

>>40833071
>She smiles, somewhat embarrassed with how she almost dropped it
"Th-thanks."
>Blushing slightly, she opens the cookie...

>>40833076
>She stares at it for a moment, then shows it to Pill
"U-um, wh-what does this mean?"
>> No. 40833080
File 142740324827.jpg - (19.97KB , 500x281 , Drrr17-00455-500x281.jpg )
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>>40833078
Alcohol can dull the sense you know.~
>> No. 40833081
File 142740328454.jpg - (85.99KB , 751x1063 , Ugh these claws ruin half of my shoes.jpg )
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>>40833080
"You really don't know anything, do you?"
>> No. 40833082
File 142740335781.gif - (240.66KB , 250x250 , tumblr_mnfn2dsgFz1r12ee6o6_250.gif )
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>>40833081
You dont even know my name! You got possessed by witches..witches! They are like..the annoying fans of the demon world!
>> No. 40833083
File 142740340659.png - (272.88KB , 613x619 , p5.png )
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>>40833079
>>40833076
"Well mine was about a chicken the fortunes may be odd but the cookies are good at least. Want another one. I have like ten left."
>> No. 40833084
File 142740347020.jpg - (18.33KB , 226x250 , Azazael-Tiefling-226x250.jpg )
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>>40833082
"Try an entire coven.
And as far as I remember, Tanari, you didn't give me a name which meant something."
>> No. 40833086
File 142740354187.jpg - (632.54KB , 737x1079 , oh you!.jpg )
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>>40833073
>Erryun

>>40833077
Nope. Not at all. Im the exact opposite of well.

Hello by the way, nice to have you back. How was torpor?

>>40833079
>Hazz it is.
>> No. 40833087
File 142740359130.jpg - (25.00KB , 720x384 , 29311_105198226192211_3570079_n.jpg )
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>>40833084
Demons dont commonly give out names, they arent like a normal name.

>>40833086
I was dead actually, it was pretty lonely and desolate..but then Scipio found me!

>She shook her head, none of that now she then stepped closer to him to fix his messed up mane.
Well can I help?
>> No. 40833088
File 142740368540.png - (169.15KB , 406x574 , one.png )
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>>40833086
>Willow (Who is sad) And Varmus/Teton?
>>40833087
"I know that, Tanari.

What I also know is that most demons who can think give themselves some social name."
>> No. 40833089
File 142740376370.jpg - (24.53KB , 720x389 , 29311_105198239525543_5857050_n.jpg )
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>>40833088
>She sighed a little annoyingly and fell down onto the floor, thumping it. She then floated back up her hair splaying out and then falling back down flat.

Why should I tell you what I used to be called?
>> No. 40833090
>>40833083
>She takes a bite of the cookie
"Oh, w-well, I wouldn't w-want to waste them..."

>>40833086
>Preggo pony trots into the bar
>> No. 40833091
File 142740388292.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
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>>40833089
"Because sooner or later calling you 'slut' will annoy you?"
>> No. 40833092
File 142740392399.png - (231.11KB , 731x733 , p8.png )
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>>40833090
"Eh I'd save the rest of them for later or for an emergency." She said.
>> No. 40833093
File 142740392942.png - (927.48KB , 870x809 , large (3).png )
40833093
>So how is everyone?
>> No. 40833094
File 142740394430.jpg - (27.14KB , 720x390 , 29311_105198236192210_2818388_n.jpg )
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>>40833091
It doesnt, mostly because torture is kind of an everyday thing where Im from. I do have 1 thing that bugs me though.
>> No. 40833095
File 142740398463.gif - (1.64MB , 227x350 , wat.gif )
40833095
>>40833087
Not completely dead. Trust me, I've killed vampires for good.

And... Well, I dunno. Can you? Gretchen was kidnapped. Me and Teton and Lotse are going to find the motherfucker that did it. Then I'll kill him. Slowly, cruelly and horribly.

Do you see yourself in this somehow?

>>40833088
>Approach whoever.

>>40833090
Haphazurd!

>Billyfish grinned at her.
Why am Ah only now learnin' yer preggers?
>> No. 40833096
>>40833083
>>40833079
>>40833090
>>40833092
>If you dare crack it...
"Help! I'm stuck in the fortune cookie machine and can't get out! Please! I'm in the wareh- *smudge smudge suspicious grease stains*"

>Good ol' fortune cookie humour, eh?
>> No. 40833097
File 142740405538.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40833094
"Spit it out, then. No secrets."
>>40833095
Willow punched a hole in the wall near Teton.
>> No. 40833098
File 142740417347.png - (15.05KB , 160x160 , tumblr_n2r168e5rK1sytlf0o6_250.png )
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>>40833095
I was pretty close..I think.

>She scratched her head a little bit.
Well I was a Cleaner for The Pizzeria owner for a month or two.

Maybe I could help? I may sound silly but, if I kidnapped someone I would keep them in the seedy places, you know the ones that only criminals can recognize.

>>40833097
Hahaha. Its not that easy Paladin, why should I not keep my secrets from you?
>> No. 40833099
File 142740424456.png - (83.10KB , 393x374 , 1.png )
40833099
>>40833092
>She tilts her head in confusion
"Wh-what sort of emergency w-would n-need fortune cookies?"

>>40833093
>Alive. Yourself?

>>40833095
>She giggles
"More than just that!"
>She holds up a hoof, showing off her engagement ring
>> No. 40833100
File 142740424695.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
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>>40833098
"You apparently know everything I've ever done. Make it fair."
>> No. 40833101
>>40833099

>Pretty good.
>> No. 40833102
File 142740449570.png - (546.50KB , 1280x642 , total bitch.png )
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>>40833096
>>40833099

Welp looks like its time to get serious.

>She tosses a small pill shaped capsule on the table and in a puff of smoke her trusty clever branding her favorite slogan appears. Engraved upon its blade reads total bitch with a smiley face with X's for eyes.

>>40833099
"Virginia lets open the rest and try to find more clues to this mystery." She asked dumping all the cookies out.
>> No. 40833103
File 142740451824.jpg - (60.84KB , 670x377 , kurwa mać.jpg )
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>>40833097
>Teton looked at the hole.
Alas, poor wall. I knew her well. Her life of wood ended so abruptly.

>>40833098
It's worse. We're having a mad scienticist in this one, Val. He captured Gretchen, beaten her up, shaved [/i[her hair, one of the few things she genuinely liked about her body to humiliate her more, is torturing her mentally and physically [i]as we fucking speak...

For research on Lotse.

I dunno where the fucker holed up, but... if you feel like wanton murder, you're in. Teton trusts you and I trust her.

>>40833099
Awwww, darn, sugercube! Ah'm so happeh fer y'all!

>Billyfish leaped over the counter and hugged Haphazard.
>> No. 40833104
File 142740460030.png - (196.31KB , 482x584 , three.png )
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>>40833103
"Stop fucking misquoting Shakespeare, I'm hearing that enough around Daisy."
>> No. 40833105
File 142740468584.png - (728.64KB , 2400x2400 , u wot m8.png )
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>>40833104
What happened to make you so upset, Willow dear?
>> No. 40833106
File 142740472453.jpg - (37.74KB , 382x510 , IMG_20150310_211820.jpg )
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>>40833096
>>40833102
"W-wait, w-what? Wh-wh-what's g-going on?"

>>40833103
"Thanks, Billy!"
>Smiling, she carefully returns the hug
>> No. 40833108
File 142740479911.gif - (1.46MB , 600x338 , Val loves her job.gif )
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>>40833100
Not everything, when I was a part of you I sort of just rested? I was kinda tired from being messed with by a coven.

I know your name, what your job is, and just a few of your memories that you like to think about. Before we met I just did what Pit Lords normally do.

Poke other demons and wait for a chance to fuck something up.


>>40833103
That is rather malevolent, I shall do this job free of charge! Hehe..Im just kidding, but Oui I will help you..but I need to get some of my things I used from then.

>She got out her phone, texting a few people. She then stepped over to Scipio, whispering to her a moment. Scipio nodded and gave her "sister" a hug. She then returned to Varmus.

To the Pizzeria!
>> No. 40833109
File 142740481146.png - (196.31KB , 482x584 , three.png )
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>>40833105
"Fucking bitch stood me up, that's what."
>> No. 40833110
File 142740482966.png - (847.94KB , 991x1024 , he's fucked.png )
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>>40833106
Eeeyup. When's tha weddin'? When yer due~?
>> No. 40833111
File 142740488555.png - (1.21MB , 1369x1501 , pill and her kiwis.png )
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>>40833106
"Someone or Something is in trouble and these cookies may help us find them." Pill said as she started busting open the remaining cookies
>> No. 40833112
>>40833106
>>40833102
>The cookies say the regular cookie stuff like:
"Dont' chew gum while falling off the stairs!"
>or
"Klaatu Barata Nikto!"
>and the ever popular
"Satan is the way!"

>Maybe you just got the halloween leftovers?

>Wait, here's a good one!
"Of three things she was sure [...]"
>...nope, it's a Twilight quote.
>> No. 40833113
File 142740494650.jpg - (39.50KB , 415x553 , absolutely disgusting_by Quoten.jpg )
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>>40833108
Sure, whatever.

>Varmus raised himself from the ground and plodded after Val, apparently not in the mood for any sort of humor.

>>40833109
Oh.

Fuck.

Well, her loss. Who?
>> No. 40833114
File 142740502896.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
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>>40833108
"Uh huh.
Well, I'll tell if you will. Not like you can harm me with that knowledge, seeing as you're cut off."
>>40833113
"Dun' fuckin' know. Some nerdy-ass bitch with four arms."
>> No. 40833115
File 142740510393.jpg - (745.25KB , 1276x992 , yum~.jpg )
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>>40833114
Welp! Darn shame, Willie. Darn shame indeed...
>> No. 40833116
File 142740511932.jpg - (37.47KB , 415x553 , You did this, Brandy.jpg )
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>>40833110
>Haven't discussed the timeframe for the pregnancy with Dom yet, whether we want the realistic 11 months, or if he'd rather have her born before I have to leave

"We haven't set a wedding date yet, but I'd like to have it before the baby gets here."

>>40833111
>>40833112
"...I-I d-don't th-think these a-are any help."
>> No. 40833117
File 142740515389.png - (79.48KB , 455x441 , 1418247611104.png )
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>>40833113
Its not so nice to see you worked up, you are much more handsome when you are in a good mood.
>The 4'9 french cat girl said with a toothy grin as they walked briskly down the street towards the Pizzeria.

>>40833114
Hehe..kinda similar. Im sure both of us have been replaced already.~
>> No. 40833118
File 142740520964.jpg - (442.05KB , 600x619 , 8fv24QX.jpg )
40833118
>I'm abck.
>> No. 40833119
File 142740522833.png - (695.60KB , 960x1920 , this is my rape face.png )
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>>40833115
"..."
She just slumps the the floor.
"Shoulda expected it."
>>40833117
He shrugs.
"My calling was a matter of time anyway. Being the oldest member means that you're about to be replaced."
>> No. 40833120
File 142740523772.png - (24.46KB , 128x122 , pill by foxface.png )
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>>40833116
>She puts her weapon away. Storing it in another capsule.

"Perhaps it was a bad joke..Sorry i over reacted.." She said with a sigh of relief.
>> No. 40833121
File 142740531332.png - (608.91KB , 1280x720 , tumblr_mafueoBpe81r57z4zo1_1280.png )
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>>40833118
>Pandora and Ary get a text from Val.

"Going to work, Ill be safe <3"

>>40833119
The only thing ever putting you in danger as a Pit Lord is another Lord, they all got little weaknesses though.
>> No. 40833122
File 142740543948.jpg - (290.02KB , 800x822 , Tiefling_Revisted___Korvas_by_hdb.jpg )
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>>40833121
"No second-in-command waiting to stab you in the back?"
>> No. 40833123
File 142740546183.jpg - (3.02MB , 2000x2700 , 583a78fc4a938f197caa005fdbf3fa98.jpg )
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>>40833121
Aww....she's only been back for a day QwQ

>Pandora said to Ary, as Ary petted her and was being lazy
>> No. 40833124
>>40833118
>Hi, Abck

>>40833120
"P-probably."
>She nods as she reads over the cookies again
"Wh-what does '404: fortune not found' mean?"
>> No. 40833125
>>40833120
>>40833116
>Our of the remaining 6 you get
"Crows are not what they seem"
"Hills have eyes"
"We know what you did last summer"
"Clouds are not read - have you ever touched one?"
"Why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch?"
"Come behind McHay after 11pm and bring cash. Tell no one."
>> No. 40833126
File 142740554193.png - (311.23KB , 1280x747 , colon p.png )
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>>40833116
...

>Billyfish put on a priest's hat.
Awkay.

>>40833117
You won't see me smile until Gretchen's safe, Val.

...She was so happy about that trip, you know? Paris. Exploring the world. It's what she always wanted to do...!

And now that... that miserable piece of fuck destroyed it. I can already tell how hard she's going to hit her. I saw the dear in her eyes on the pic that fuck sent us. Well, one eye. Because the other one was swelled shut.

>If she looked carefully, she'd see that his eyes were glassy. Varmus shook his head with an ugly scowl on his face.
...I don't even have words to describe this.

>>40833118
>Hi!

>>40833119
Nah.

>Teton put her hand on Willow's head and stroked her gently.
>> No. 40833127
>>40833124
>What's up?
>> No. 40833128
File 142740566541.jpg - (25.00KB , 720x384 , 29311_105198226192211_3570079_n.jpg )
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>>40833122
Depends on how much they fear you.

>>40833123
>The two of them get another text.
"Saucisse Minuit in Scipio's Fridge.~"

>Not about to let the two of them go hungry, or miss Valentina's signature meal. Scipio waved at the two..tn promptly dogpiled them!

>>40833126
I understand, I shall do my best to assist you.
>She opened the door for him in the Pizzeria, the whole joint seemed to greet Valentina, they all exchanged words a moment in Prench, then a suit case was handed to Val.
We will just have to hit him eeeeven harder!~
>> No. 40833129
>>40833126
>What's up?
>> No. 40833130
File 142740567563.png - (10.65KB , 447x557 , pill pixel.png )
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>>40833124

"It's a computer joke i believe."


>>40833125
"Huh McHays..is that even a real place?" she asked with a laugh.
>> No. 40833131
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>>40833126
"I have no other thing to expect when I look like fuckin' Audrey II from Little Shop Of Horrors."
>>40833128
"I take it yours feared you?"
>> No. 40833133
>>40833126
>She giggles
"W-well, not now! I want to put a ceremony together! Though...can you actually conduct weddings?"

>>40833127
>Procrastination and pretending to work. Yourself?

>>40833125
>>40833130
"I-I've been t-to one once. It w-wasn't that good."
>> No. 40833134
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>>40833131
>She nodded.
Mhmm, I never spoke, and made him feel useless because I never said anything. So every time he did something right he didnt feel it was good enough. I sort of made him a slave, he wanted to appease me more than succeed me.~
>> No. 40833135
>>40833133
>I SEE!
>> No. 40833136
File 142740592997.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40833134
"Good for you, I suppose.

Couldn't keep a squire for more than two weeks."
>> No. 40833137
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>>40833128
It won't help Gretchen.

But it will make me feel better.

...Eugh. Pizza.

>Varmus eyed the suitcase.
Ritsu knows?

>>40833131
How you look has nothing to do with it, Willow.

>>40833133
Find meh sumpony ta tell me Ah can't.
>> No. 40833138
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>>40833133
"Think its another joke fortune?" Pill asked.
>> No. 40833139
>>40833135
>New glasses?
>> No. 40833140
>>40833139
>Nope!
>> No. 40833141
>>40833137
>she laughs
"But I mean is it legal?"

>>40833138
"M-maybe? I-I d-don't know... I'd r-rather n-not get involved..."
>> No. 40833142
>>40833140
>Then please, explain. What is the manner or target of your sight?
>> No. 40833143
File 142740610152.png - (196.31KB , 482x584 , three.png )
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>>40833137
"No, Aunt, that's exactly why.
I never had a relationship. Period. No one ever even fucking DARED to get close to me because 'ha ha, the plant thing will bite your dick off'."
>> No. 40833144
>>40833142
>Nothing, I was just saying "I see" as to what you were doing.
>> No. 40833145
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>>40833141
>She shrugs.

"Thats fair I guess I'll assume its a movie quote." She said.
>> No. 40833146
>>40833144
>I see.
>> No. 40833147
File 142740623555.jpg - (507.33KB , 850x937 , Angel Face.jpg )
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>Well anyone want to RP?
>> No. 40833148
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>>40833136
I can see why.
>She grinnnned.~

>>40833137
Not a fan?
>She shook her head no when he asked that.
Not at all.
>She unlatches the suitcase, a very nice buisness suit, several handguns and suppressors for them, and concealable body armor..how james bondish. After a moment Valentina donned her suit, hid away her weapons and armor under her shirt, she wiggled and rolled her shoulders.
Ahh there we are.

>She closed the suitcase.
Next we go to Paris?
>> No. 40833150
>>40833147
>Haph is in the bar, talking to Billy! Or I can give you somepony else if you prefer
>> No. 40833151
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>>40833148
"Yes yes I am a wonderful person.

Point is they always got themselves killed."
>> No. 40833152
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>>40833151
Ooo I wonder if I killed a few.
>She clapped her hands together happily.
>> No. 40833153
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>>40833128
Ah!
Ah!

>Ary and Pandora both made noises before getting knocked over onto the floor by Scipio, giggling and such.

>>40833150
>Brandy too is in the bar
>> No. 40833154
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>>40833153
Hello my beautiful ladies!
>She hugged around the both of them, hugging around their necks as she purred, giving them both kisses on the forehead.~
>> No. 40833155
File 142740646729.jpg - (33.18KB , 382x510 , haphappy.jpg )
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>>>40833153
>And Haph smiles at him
"Brandy! There you are! Get over here!"
>> No. 40833156
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>>40833141
Again, sugercube, find meh summun' ta tell meh it ain'.

>>40833143
No, Willow, you never had a relationship because you behave like an abrasive cunt, swear a lot, beat people up and generally give of a message that you would gladly bite said dick off if you tried to do anything.

>>40833148
I fucking hate pizza.

>He gave Val a taxing stare, regarding her appearance.
...Myeah. She better not. It'd break her heart.

No. Next, we go back to the Bar. Teton prepared some nasty as fuck cyberwarfare mixed with whatever that fuck wants. The moment he gets it, it'll send us his location and destroy his research. We'll be locating him with the Tardis, park the time machine in his ass, get out and ruin his day so hard it'll actually go back in time and add to labor pains of his mother.
>> No. 40833157
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>>40833154
>Pandora purred as well, nuzzling into he ras Ary would kiss her back on the lips, hugging her tighter

Hey Pan~ How's it going?

>>40833155
Hello Haph~ What's up?

>He starts to walk over
>> No. 40833158
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>There's something I'm missing...
>And dammit, I don't know what.
>> No. 40833159
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>>40833156
"Wooow. You should write a book."
SARCASM OVERDRIVE
>>40833152
"... You're disgusting, you know that?"
>> No. 40833160
>>40833158
>hey Nightshade
>> No. 40833161
File 142740687792.jpg - (35.29KB , 415x553 , Haph Human.jpg )
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>>40833156
>>40833157
>She smiles and hugs Brandy
"Well, Billy, would you mind if we asked you to conduct the ceremony for us?"

>>40833158
>I like that picture. Is that from a book?
>> No. 40833162
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>>40833156
You would be the only one.
>Valentina smiled a little at Varmus walking back to the bar with him.
I like that plan, let us both hope it goes smoothly!

>>40833157
>She leaned on her Ary, patting Pandora as she nuzzled her. She gave Ary a few more little kisses.

Just repairing my armor a little from our venture, oh I am so sore!

>>40833159
Thank you! Your faith in Libra is absolutely vile.
>> No. 40833163
>>40833145
>Sorry, not sure how I missed this
"P-probably...s-so, um, h-how are you?"
>> No. 40833164
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>>40833156
>>40833161
.Hmmmm?
>> No. 40833165
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>>40833159
Maybe I should~?

>She smirked.

>>40833161
Ah wouldn' mind in th' slightest!
>> No. 40833166
>>40833161
>No idea
>>40833160
>Hi
>> No. 40833167
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>>40833162
"At least my gods don't want my firstborn as an offering."
>>40833165
She got a glare.
And a sigh.
"I know I'm a bitch."
>> No. 40833168
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>>40833165
>>40833164
"Thanks! You don't mind, do you Brandy?"
>> No. 40833169
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>>40833163
"I'm good been busy with work How have you been Virginia?" She asked cleaning up the cookie mess.
>> No. 40833170
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>>40833167
Yeah, they take just about everything else from you that makes you alive!

I never had any spawn and I intend to keep it that way.
>> No. 40833171
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>>40833170
"Good job.
I'm bound by oath."
>> No. 40833172
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>>40833162
>Pandora curled up against the two as Ary kissed her and put her hands on her shoulder, rubbing them

Still keeping up the fact you've never been wounded~? And is a massage in order?

>>40833165
>>40833168
I think that sounds great!
>> No. 40833173
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>>40833169
>Virginia nods as she begins picking up the wrappers
"Th-the same, a-actually."

>>40833172
"Great!"
>She gives him a kiss on the cheek
>> No. 40833174
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>>40833164
>>40833168
Would ya, Brandeh?

>>40833167
Then change it.

>>40833162
It will. Teton was whistling this little tune... It means she's planning something really nasty.

You know it?

>Varmus started to whistle. [youtu.be]
>> No. 40833175
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>>40833174
"Yes, because I can just pull the little miss perfect attitude like Daisy does. Great fucking idea."
>> No. 40833176
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>>40833171
Oh just for that if I ever get released Im going to make a whole army that will never stop throwing things at your order!

>>40833172
>Pandora got gently pets from her. Then leaned her head back against Aryadne as she got her massage.

Oh I have been wounded, but never scared.~

>>40833174
Of course I do, she whistles it whenever she is up to something.
>She grinned a little, opening the door to the bar for Varmus.
Where is she?
>> No. 40833177
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>>40833176
"Feel free. They could use the extra work.
Plus, anything that came out of you would probably be pitiful."
>> No. 40833178
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>>40833173
"So you been swamped to eh seems like thats going around a lot." she throws the crumbs and papers away.
>> No. 40833179
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>>40833175
I don't want you to imitate Daisy, Willow. You're your own person. Just maybe work on yourself a little not to have how you act push away anyone who'd even try to be interested.

>>40833176
She's taking porn pics of Lotse.

>Varmus commented off-handedly, then trotted up to the table. Out of thin air, he started to pull out a harness, his revolver, several spare quick-loaders for it - all custom made, from the looks of it - three grenades and a fucking automatic shotgun. With more drumroll mags for it.

>And a roll of ducktape.

And, after a moment of consideration, what looked like protective goggles.
>> No. 40833180
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>>40833179
"I have zero fucking idea on how to do that."
>> No. 40833181
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>>40833176
>Ary pets Pandora as well, Ary kissing hte back of Scipio's neck and saying

Oh~? That so? Thought you were just plan never hit~

>She moved her hands along nicely, tickingling her and hitting the right sppots.
>> No. 40833182
>>40833178
"S-so, um, wh-what do you do?"

>>40833174
"We'll let you know as soon as we have a date in mind."
>> No. 40833183
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>>40833177
You havent stepped into my realm either. There are plenty of armies there fighting each other.~

>>40833179
Certainly dressed for a rehearsal mon ami.
>She looked over his weapons curiously, one of her favorite things happened to be things that go bang!

The ducttape? And Goggles?

>>40833181
>Scipio gave little giggles and squirms when Ary pet and massaged her back.
I was, just a few times.~

>She scratched behind Pandora's ears.
>> No. 40833184
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>...The Wizened Hag boss fight is complete bullcrap, I swear to The Emperor. The whole 'a random party member gets thrown into the pot and boils over time until you beat down the pot enough to get them out' thing isn't so bad until you find out that they actually take 3 damage after every individual person's turn rather than at the start of each round and the hag gets 2 or 3 turns absolutely free rather than the singular turn that everyone else gets each round. And then just to top it off her 'Seasoned To Perfection' ability was completely neutering the damage of the party members I was actually relying on to kill her.
>> No. 40833185
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>Hello...
>> No. 40833186
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>>40833173
>>40833174
>Sorry

Nope, won't mind! If my soon to be wife trust you, so Do I!

>>40833183
Care to tell me about them~?

>Ary kissed her more and more, trying to relax her as after they were going to eat Vals' food. Pandora puring and smiling
>> No. 40833187
>>40833184
>ouch

>>40833185
>Heya
>> No. 40833188
>>40833187
>Hi. How are you?
>> No. 40833189
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>>40833182
"I'm kind of working for other um entities at the moment sort of making sure things run smoothly for them. What do you do?" She asked with a smile.
>> No. 40833190
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>>40833186
Pandora is certainly a snuggly one.
>Scipio giggled and leaned onto Aryadne thinking to herself.
Once I was cut across my calve, and another I was cut on my shoulder.

He was very quick that one, someone from a neighboring City state.~
>> No. 40833191
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>>40833180
Let's try this out.

Let's assume for a while, that I'm not me, but some unknown person that caught your eye. How'd you try to pick me up~?

>>40833182
>>40833181
>>40833186
Awkay, sugercube! Ah'm sure y'all won't regret it.

>>40833183
>Varmus then put on a pendant on his neck.

>Poof! Dragon! He took the ductape in his claws and started to tape it over the pendant, securing it and preventing it to be taken off his neck.

My eyes are the only thing not armored in this body, and I'd rather not have my eyeball knifed out again.
>> No. 40833192
>>40833188
>Well enough. You?

>>40833189
"Oh, um, I-I w-work at Varmus' place."

>>40833186
>>40833191
"Don't worry, I know you won't let us down!"
>> No. 40833193
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>>40833183
"I know about the netherworld. You don't need to tell me more about it, Tanari."
>>40833191
She starts rubbing her temples.
"Don't. Just don't start this shit. I'm a shit flirt."
>> No. 40833194
>>40833192
>I'm... ok...
>> No. 40833195
>>40833194
>...just okay?
>> No. 40833196
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>>40833191
>Valentina clapped a little cheerfully when he turned into a dragon.
Wonderful!

>>40833193
Good! Then you ought to know I would make a fine army!
>> No. 40833197
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>>40833192
"I'm not to familiar with his shop what's it sell?" She asked.
>> No. 40833198
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>>40833191
>>40833192
>Brandy nods a long, Hoof around Haph and he says

So how are you both?

>>40833190
Mmmm! Don't like my ladies getting hurt~

>She giggled a bit, hands moving down her back, working on her spine and such. Ary rubbing her cheek against her skin as Pandora slept.
>> No. 40833199
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>>40833185
>Hiya!

>>40833192
Hyuk! So, wanna sumthin' ta eat or drink?

>>40833193
And how is moping and whining supposed to change that, as opposed to trying and gathering experience?

>>40833196
I know, right? I'm a fucking tank now.

>He put on the goggles and started to strap the harness and the rest of equipment on himself.
My hide can withstand rifle fire like it was airsoft pellets, my fingers can cut into stone with ease, I'm could bathe in lava, and I can breathe fire. Apparently really good, if to believe Embara.

>He cracked his neck.
Ooorah.

>>40833198
Ah'm awkay, sug. Thank y'all fer askin'.
>> No. 40833200
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>>40833198
Oh do not worry, we are all strong kittens.~
>She grinned a little and then remembered something, rubbing back against her cheek.
Valentina especially, why she has enough metal inside of her to make a dagger!
>> No. 40833201
>I have to go...
>> No. 40833202
>>40833197
"Oh, l-lots of things! Magic, a-and antiques, and artifacts, and books, a-and....u-um...dildoes..."

>>40833198
"I'm good. How's my favorite stallion?"

>>40833199
"Sure, thanks! I'm starving!"
>> No. 40833204
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>>40833199
My hip bone takes rifle rounds pretty well!
>She said with a smirk sticking hr tongue out, she was quite silly, she straightened her suit a little.

Well, with you on our side we shall do juuust fine.~
>> No. 40833205
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>>40833200
We should get that out of her one of these days.

>Pandora nodded, apperently pretending to be asleep. Ary shrugged though, knowing Val probably wouldn't want to as she kept her hands all over Scipio

>>40833199
That's goood. I'm doing great myself.

>>40833202
Grrrreat! I quit my job.
>>