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#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Courtsey/Common Sense/ Fun #VARMUS'S FAULT AND RULE 63

WELCOME to the Rule 63 version of the Donut Bar.

YOU ARE requested! But not Required, to play a RULE 63 VERSION OF YOUR CHARS.

For Hilarity mostly.

Bonus points if someone falls in love.

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7lvINrYPw

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
YOUR AD HERE

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>BOYS WILL BE GIRLS AND GIRLS WILL BE BOYS
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The Bar is now: OPEN

ITS ALWAYS VARMUS'S FAULT
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>> No. 40839626
>>40839622
"....." he rubbed at his neck and grew silent. "Yeah..."

>>40839623
>awesome to hear!
>> No. 40839627
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>>40839623
>What if I want to hoomun?
>> No. 40839628
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>>40839625
They're time traveling space pirates with future weapons and dragons.
>> No. 40839629
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>>40839622
"I want to, though!"

>>40839623
>> No. 40839630
>>40839626
>She nods silently

>>40839628
"Fun mixture. Where does the cult aspect factor in?"

>>40839629
"Oh, w-well, o-okay. S-sure! Th-thanks."
>> No. 40839631
>>40839625
>Dunno. Gray's gone to bed, so no battles in time and space today. So... Perhaps Driver with Hitch or Myrm or Thousand with the friendly neighborhood robot?

>>40839626
>Indeed. But you didn't listen! I said present Your ass a pone! I would like some RP.

>>40839627
>That's fine. But you're getting Driver, or perhaps Jack, or I can pull one of my own hoomans from the disused bin.
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>>40839630
>Tanaka smiles and heads back to the bar with her.
>> No. 40839633
>>40839631
>Let's go with option... 1d3 = 2

>>40839632
"S-so, um, w-what sort of treat d-did you h-have in mind?"
>> No. 40839634
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>>40839630
Well...they're not really a cult. More of a group..

...We also know nothienr about them.

>>40839631
>Well! Ary is in the bar. THis pretty hot blonde girl
>> No. 40839635
>>40839631
>Oh sorry! I'm a bit dazed myself lol

>want andrew again?

>>40839630
Andrew let out a sad sigh. "I mean... yah it sucks.. it really really does... but I dont know if its helping anyone to just.. get like this and feel like this.. he's still here and we need to enjoy his company while we can..."
>> No. 40839636
>>40839634
"So what's the hook? What connects you to them?"

>>40839635
"I guess."
>She sighs, then her face hardens
"It's just not fair, though! He should be in the prime of life! How can he be dying?"
>> No. 40839637
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>>40839633
>Alright, Daedal it is, unless you preferred one of the others.

>>40839634
You've got a nice ass!
>A particular batpone calls out from across the bar.

>>40839635
>Unless you'd like another character to get involved in some of the shenanigans, sure. Would you like Driver or Jack?
>> No. 40839638
>>40839637
>Actually, on second thought, let's go with Hitchhiker and Driver. Since she's already talking to Ary, it'll be a nice, clean transition to a 3-person conversation.

"Don't bother, Driver, she's taken!"
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>>40839633
"I was thinking maybe some cheesecake or pie?"
>> No. 40839641
>>40839640
>Virginia smiles
"I-I'd be happy w-with either!"
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>>40839641
>Tanaka pets her a little then goes to make some delicious apple pie~!
>> No. 40839643
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>>40839638
Oh come on, Hitch, can't a girl compliment an ass without everybody questioning her motives?!
>> No. 40839644
>>40839636
"Its... really not fair at all... I'm not saying im not emotional about it. I cried it out... he's such a good guy, he doesn't deserve it..." he shook his head. "But we can't let him see us like this... we have to be strong for him.."

>>40839637
>Andrew is fine!
>> No. 40839645
>>40839644
>Alrighty. See here!
>>40839643
>> No. 40839646
>>40839642
"Th-thank you."
>Virginia smiles and gingerly begins to eat it

>>40839643
>She smirks
"Of course not! That's how it works."

>>40839644
"...Andrew, I've known him my whole life! Ever since he repeated third grade and we wound up in the same class together. He's practically my brother! And now I'm suddenly losing him!"
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>>40839646
>It is the second best Apple Pie to ever exist, BillyFish making the best.
>> No. 40839648
>>40839647
>And since I don't think Virginia's ever had Billyfish's pie...
"Th-this is amazing!"
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>>40839643
>>40839638
"Did I hear there's an ass worth complimenting?"
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>>40839648
"Thank you!"
>Tanaka smile cheerfully.
>> No. 40839651
>>40839649
>Hitchhiker nods toward Ary
"Blondie over here."

>>40839650
"Oh, um, c-can I ask you s-something?"
>> No. 40839652
>>40839651
Andrew looks over. "Oh, humans? Stuck up and overrated. Plus bad blood with Ary."

>>40839646
Andrew gritted his teeth and chewed on his tongue. "Well, fuck., what do you want me to say?"
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>>40839653
>Aww. Later!

>>40839646
>>40839652
"I don't know Andrew! I don't know how to deal with this either! This is all unfamiliar territory for me. Maybe I don't need you to say anything, I don't know!"
>> No. 40839658
>>40839657
>>40839652
>>40839651
and now i dont know...
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>>40839636
Just corssed paths at the wrong time I guess~

>>40839637
Hey, you've got a nice face!

>Calss from the blonde girl
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>>40839652
>>40839658
We have bad blood?

>Ary said blinking a few times
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>>40839659
"Just a petty personal grudge?"

>>40839658
>She sighs
"Sorry, that was... I shouldn't have snapped at you there."
>> No. 40839662
>>40839661
"its alright.. i snap all the time..."

>>40839660
"You slapped my wife..."
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>>40839651
"Yes?"
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>>40839662
>She sighs and puts her head in a hoof
"I need a drink."

>>40839663
"W-well, um, Eroteme. D-did he, um, s-seem t-to be a-acting a little, um...strange to you?"
>> No. 40839665
>>40839664
Andrew gets hers ome hard vodka silently
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>>40839664
"Oh, not that i could notice..."
>> No. 40839667
>I'm back!
>> No. 40839668
>>40839667
yayy
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>>40839646
Aaaaaeeeeeeh
>She stands up from her booth and trots over.
How's it going~?
>>40839649
Apparently it's already taken! So... Maybe?
>> No. 40839670
>>40839669
"hasn'at stopped me before... Im married and that doesn't even stop me..."
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>>40839661
Well. First time I met them. We wer eboth kids. 16....they had a sub full of nukes. Pandora sunk it and almost died. They captured her and used her as a weapon.

>>40839662
...I did?

>Ary blinks a few times

When was that?
>> No. 40839673
>>40839665
>She takes a pull at the drink
"...thanks."

>>40839666
"O-oh, w-well, um...M-mysty s-seemed t-to think he, um, w-was...hitting on me."

>>40839669
"Well enough. Got kidnapped and shot."
>She gestures to her forehoof resting in a sling

>>40839671
"....oh. Yeah, okay, that elevates it beyond petty."
>> No. 40839674
>>40839671
"When we first ever met."

"I have a good memory of shit around here"

"Enough to have a concrete reason to not like humans that much."
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>>40839673
"O-oh... i see..."
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>>40839673
Yup. From that point on...we've had problems..

>>40839674
...Oh right..that was like...400 years ago for me..

...

And I was a pony when that happened...
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>>40839659
Thanks!
>Driver waves, and smirks a little bit.
>>40839673
Yeah, Whisper told me a bit about that. Sorry to hear that. Anything I can do?
>She actually seems genuinely concerned about her welfare.

>>40839670
Heh, you player you.
So, Andrew. Interesting to see you around again. I'd ask you to buy me a drink, but all the booze in this place is free. So go fetch me something, wouldya?
>She gives him a wink before turning back to Hitch.
>> No. 40839686
>>40839679
>>40839677
>>40839673
Andrew shruged with a smal chuckle. Bein already around the counter, he wrung up a couple mixes of something sweet with their alcohol
While he was already around"One for the bat mare, and one for the pink one too.
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