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#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Shenanigans #Varmy Is Da Bess

Welcome to the Varmus Bar!

The marshmallow pony cuddle line starts over there.

Free apples, cinnamon, and sea water for all!


All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7lvINrYPw

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
YOUR AD HERE

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>Fillybish, Marvus,or Didko?
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The Bar is now: OPEN

Billyfish is best Pone. No Exceptions.
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>> No. 40839678
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>I like Pear. Pear is the best.

>But she doesn't get screen time too much :S
>> No. 40839680
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>Nev
So what is up you bat pony?
>> No. 40839681
>>40839675
"Y-yeah..."
>She pokes at the pie with her fork.

>>40839677
>Hitchhiker nods
"Can't fault you for that. What's the current edition?"

>>40839679
"Oh, nothing comes to mind, but thanks. So, what about you? Did the legal dodge ever work out?"
>> No. 40839682
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>>40839681
"Well... I-if it makes you uncomfortable, then i-i'll talk to him about it..."

>G'night~!
>> No. 40839683
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>>40839681
LAst I know they've had stolen some weapons. ANd what not...

ALso have really heavy weapons...but I've taken back a dragon from them!

...One!

>Pandora pats Arys back
>> No. 40839684
>>40839682
"Oh, um, n-no, i-i-it's fine..."
>Gnight you!
>> No. 40839685
>>40839683
"Oh, dragon companion is fun! Docile?"
>> No. 40839687
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>>40839685
Mhmm!

...

Kinda...mean not to much....




>To Andrew.

...

>Ary sips her drink as she stares at him

So. How are the kids?
>> No. 40839688
>>40839687
>She shrugs
"Well, look at it from his perspective. You basically kidnapped him."
>> No. 40839690
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>>40839688
Well. Techically I kidnapped him from people who kidnapped him so...
>> No. 40839693
>>40839679
>>40839677
>>40839673
Andrew shruged with a smal chuckle. Bein already around the counter, he wrung up a couple mixes of something sweet with their alcohol
While he was already around"One for the bat mare, and one for the pink one too.
>> No. 40839694
>>40839693
"Oh, hey, thanks."

>>40839690
>She shrugs again, taking a sip of her drink

"Stockholm syndrome is a powerful thing."
>> No. 40839695
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>>40839693
>
>>40839683

>>40839694
Even for dragons!

Lets not be that dramtic though
>> No. 40839696
>>40839694
"No problem, pink one. I'm Andrew." he introduced himself with a smile
>> No. 40839697
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>Now this is a thread I can agree with. :3
>> No. 40839698
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>>40839697
>Hey Bunny!

><Hugs>
>> No. 40839699
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>>40839680
The ceiling.
>Ary gets nothing but a smirk.

>>40839681
I didn't marry your dad, if that's what you're asking. But, it seems to be working out for Gray. Nightshade's handling it. But I'm committed to sorting this out so that the dudes behind this won't hunt them down. Jack is too. We're going to work with Nigthshade, he's got a plan of some sort, I know it. First step is finding where Cherry ran off to.
>>40839693
Thanks, bud.
>Driver gives him a smile and wave.
>> No. 40839700
>>40839699
>>40839694
>>40839695
"Sure thing..." he leans on the counter quieter, looking at all the mares and humans that were in the bar
>> No. 40839701
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>>40839699
Your dicks in the ceiling.
>> No. 40839702
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>>40839700
>Only ones that seem to be there are Pandora the white haired cat girl (Who was curle dup ont eh counter) and Ary

So what about NIghtfall then? She doing well?
>> No. 40839703
>>40839695
"Yeah."

>>40839696
"Yes, it's...kind of hard not to know who you are."

>>40839699
"...he escaped? When?"
>> No. 40839705
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>>40839703
Any how~!
>> No. 40839706
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>>40839702
"Nightfall..? We're just friends"

>>40839703
"eheh... and with a face like that, I'm surprised I dont know who you are"
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>>40839706
It speaks~!

>She giggled

Oh. Yeah. I thought you were doing something with her. She talks about ya time to times and how she wants to worm her way into meeting other celebs.
>> No. 40839709
>>40839700
No, seriously, thanks. Tell me somethin fun, Andrew. I'm bored.
>>40839701
Tssssssss, oooh, sorry, wrong answer~
>Driver takes the drink Andrew offered her and sips it.
Don't have one. So, who're you then? You look ooooddly familiar...
>>40839703
Bout a week ago. Why?
>> No. 40839710
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>>40839709
Might of met ya. Been all over the universe.

My names Aryadne~!
>> No. 40839713
>>40839705
"Aaaaaanyhow."

>>40839706
"Well, I prefer to stay under the radar."

>>40839709
"That explains it. I was busy being kidnapped at the time."
>> No. 40839714
>>40839707
"We've never really done much lately. I've hardly spoken to her." he blinked

>>40839709
"Something fun..? Ummm... Well fuck, honestly fun isn't where I've been as of late. I've had a calm and tame life... Unless you consider finding a long lost daughter fun"
>> No. 40839715
>>40839713
"Fair enough.." he nodded
>> No. 40839717
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>>40839713
We should make candy.

>>40839714
Oh realy? Uh...damn...I've lost track of things...

Last I spoke to her she was tlaking about you a ton...

...

Shit...
>> No. 40839718
>>40839717
"...you know what? Let's. Let's make candy."
>> No. 40839719
>>40839717
Blink blink

"Huh.. well I'll have to talk to her I guess soon." he sat up a bit
>> No. 40839720
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>>40839698
>Hey Bear!

><Wubs>
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>>40839718
We have to cook.

>She puts Erin in a breaking bad outfits. Ary as WW, her as Jessie, and Pandora as the DEA oood

>>40839719
Welp!

...

Have you met my other sisters~?

>>40839720
>What's up~?
>> No. 40839723
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>>40839722
>Woke up.

>You?
>> No. 40839724
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>>40839723
>Got an hour before I should sleep.
>> No. 40839725
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>>40839724
>And I have half an hour before I should leave!
>> No. 40839726
>>40839719
>Fossil stands up.
"Well, thanks for the drink, Andrew. I should be getting home. Take care."

>>40839722
>And they cook! I'd write something clever, but I'm tired.

>Gonna head to bed now. Later!
>> No. 40839727
>>40839722
"Oh right, I forgot NIghtfall is one of your sisters."

"Hmm... ... ... Oh I've met coffee and cinnamon a few times. Heh"
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>>40839725
>Awww D:

>Is that long enough to do something?

>>40839726
>Night!

>>40839727
Yup~!

Missing Neza and Jinx then~

Rest are my boys.
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>>40839728
>Probably not!
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>>40839729
>Blarg :<
>> No. 40839732
>>40839726
>Oh alrighty

>Gnight
>> No. 40839733
>>40839728
"I've met.... neza like... ocne or twice I think..."
>> No. 40839734
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>>40839733
She'd probably be your kind of fun.
>> No. 40839735
>>40839734
"Really? I don't remembmer that much from her." He rubed his hoof
>> No. 40839738
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>>40839735
Well, She lieks to party and all....

...Your wife lets you do that still right?
>> No. 40839739
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>>40839710
Who knows? Apparently I'm an alien from outer space, so that's very plausible!
And I'm The Driver. Just the Driver. It works for me.
>>40839713
Yeah, that makes sense. I got kidnapped once. Didn't much care for it. Knocked em all senseless within three days.
>She shrugs.
From what I hear, you were pretty clever in how you got out. Feel like shaaaring any stories?
>>40839714
Ooooooh... Well, you're a movie star, right? Been in anything lately?
>> No. 40839741
>>40839738
"Yup. Still lets me mess around." he waggles his eyebrows

>>40839739
"Yes, as a matter of fact. The Power Ponies 2 is out next month, the 1st of May I'm in that one." He smiled. "And I filmed a really good feel-good movie that's gunna be released later in the fall. I filmed all over Equestria for that one with a bird"
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>>40839739
Neaet! What kind of alien.

Nice name. Do you driveeee~?
>> No. 40839743
>>40839741
Sounds silly!

>She waggles her eyes brows back, making noise as they wiggle!
>> No. 40839744
>>40839743
"Well I'm kind of adjusted to it now. Its alright I suppose"
>> No. 40839745
>>40839744
yeah. I guess....I've still got a girl and all so I wouldn't know how that is.
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>>40839741
Awesome. Maybe I'll have a reason to actually see a movie now!
>She chuckles and nudges his shoulder.
Least you're keeping busy, right? And by bird, do you mean pretty girl, or literally a bird?
>>40839742
According to Varmus and... Well, a few others, timelord. According to me? I've got no clue. For all I know, they're playing a rather elaborate game with me. Either way, I'm cool rolling with it. And fuck yes I drive!
>She hops a little bit in place, excited.
Anything and everything. Pilot too, flown a few aircraft in my day. Spent two weeks on an airship back when Jack was doing deals with sky captains. Know how to fly those too.
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>This edition makes me blush and all ajskfgdlk
>> No. 40839749
>>40839746
"I don't recall ever talking about a bird to a mare." he chuckled. "..except amybe aas a griffon. But that's not the same. Nah, its was a small blue jay." He grinned.

"and honestly for the story, I would suggest it, it'll be a good one."
>> No. 40839750
>>40839749
Ooooooohh.
...
Never really cared that much for birds.
>She shurgs.
Maybe I'll go see it.
>> No. 40839751
>>40839750
"Would you have preffered if it were a pretty mare on screen then?" He laughed a bit
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>>40839751
Mmmmaybe, who knows? Mmmy lips are sealed.
>She takes a sip of her drink.
>> No. 40839754
>>40839753
He chuckled a bit. "Well, that'd make to of us at least." he winked with a smirk, pouring himself a drink of his own. "Mm... So what about you Driver? What kind of things are you uip to?"
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>So many recolors, so much not photoshop.
>> No. 40839759
>>40839757
>You could just erase the blushing completely, recolor it and then draw new blushing.
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>>40839760
>> No. 40839762
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>> No. 40839763
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>>40839762
>*steals you*
>> No. 40839764
>>40839762

>Cute
>> No. 40839765
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>>40839763
>>40839764
>Red kitty. Satan kitty. Better than Lotsekitty.
>> No. 40839766
>>40839765

>OK
>> No. 40839767
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>>40839765
>White cats.
>Black cats.
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>>40839766
>>40839767
>White cats meow like this: Meow
>Black cats meow like this: Meow.
>> No. 40839769
>>40839768

>Das racis
>> No. 40839770
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>>40839769
>Scarlets racist. Learned from watching Remilia.
>> No. 40839771
>>40839770

>How is remilia racist?
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>>40839768
>They all meow the same when you bark at them.
>> No. 40839773
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>>40839771
>Always hoping black guys will take advantage of her
>> No. 40839774
>>40839773

>...lol
>> No. 40839775
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>>40839772
>No barking allowed
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>>40839774
>How are you
>> No. 40839777
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>>40839775
>*sad*
>> No. 40839778
>>40839776

>Pretty OK!
>> No. 40839779
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>>40839777
>>40839778
>I'm just waking up!
>> No. 40839780
>>40839779

>Wake up faster!
>> No. 40839781
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>>40839779
>Don't wake up. Be rich and sleep all day.
>> No. 40839782
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>>40839780
>>40839781
>Fight to decide
>> No. 40839783
>>40839782
>>40839781

>*punch*
>> No. 40839784
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>>40839782
>>40839783
>*snuggles instead of fighting back.*
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>>40839783
>>40839784
>So thats how I get girls? :O
>> No. 40839786
>>40839785

>Don't try it!
>> No. 40839787
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>>40839786
>Punch Lotse butt.
>> No. 40839788
>>40839787

:o
>> No. 40839789
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>>40839785
>>40839786
>No, because I'm not a gurl...
>> No. 40839790
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>>40839788
>>40839789
>Lets change dat
>> No. 40839791
>>40839790
>>40839789

>Let's!
>> No. 40839792
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>>40839790
>>40839791
>No.
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>>40839791
>>40839792
>pupysilver was in bar, giving directions with ears
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>>40839793

...wat
>> No. 40839795
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>>40839794
You gotta turn left at the crossing
>> No. 40839796
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>>40839795

What crossing?
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>>40839796
At the end of the street
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>>40839797

We're indoors...
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>>40839798
...You're welcome.
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>>40839799

Huh?
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>>40839800
I gave directions 4 u.
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>I uploaded pictures for this week for Pillars so I now I go back to work.
>Bai!
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>>40839801

Irrelevant ones!
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>>40839803
...Gotta tip.
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>>40839804

Huh?
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>>40839805
Pay me.
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>>40839806

...No!
>> No. 40839808
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>>40839807
I hate u.
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>>40839808

Well that's not very nice.
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>>40839809
Gpsing is hard.
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>>40839810

What is?
>> No. 40839812
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>I watched Foodfight again.
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>>40839810
>>40839811
>Gypsing.
>> No. 40839814
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>>40839811
Telling directions.
>>40839813
>Dat 2
>> No. 40839815
File 142779875497.jpg - (20.73KB , 300x300 , chibibi.jpg )
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>>40839814

It's very easy, actually.
>> No. 40839816
>>40839815
You try.
>> No. 40839817
File 142779883958.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
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>>40839816

>She points.
That way is the bakery.
>> No. 40839818
File 142779887721.gif - (334.56KB , 400x370 , 1425927502319.gif )
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>>40839817
THERES NO BAKERY IN THE SLUMS! D: .
>> No. 40839819
File 142779890146.jpg - (20.59KB , 300x240 , Bwuh.jpg )
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>>40839818

...What?
>> No. 40839820
File 142779911645.jpg - (14.55KB , 240x320 , 142739261452.jpg )
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>>40839819
No bakery here. Stop lion.
>> No. 40839821
File 142779913719.jpg - (20.73KB , 300x300 , chibibi.jpg )
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>>40839820

No. Rawr.
>> No. 40839822
File 142779924518.jpg - (362.81KB , 1000x1000 , Izayoi_Sakuya_full_833974.jpg )
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>>40839821
I'm going to get a tiny Spirit and send her after you!~
>> No. 40839823
File 142779927513.png - (483.19KB , 1024x573 , Bored.png )
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>>40839822

...Y?
>> No. 40839824
h_h
>> No. 40839825
>Morning, folks
>> No. 40839826
File 142780191353.jpg - (173.86KB , 1000x710 , tailed fellas.jpg )
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>>40839825
>hai
>> No. 40839827
>>40839825

>Moaning.
>> No. 40839828
>>40839826
>>40839827
>How are people today?
>> No. 40839829
>>40839827
>Nu, Maniac, dun moan, das naughty.
>> No. 40839830
>>40839828
>As usual.
>> No. 40839831
>>40839829

>It is?

>>40839828

>Well enough.
>> No. 40839832
>>40839831
>Yes, we dun wanna hear your suffering.
>> No. 40839834
File 142780230780.png - (130.90KB , 500x625 , Varmie needs exorcisms.png )
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>> No. 40839835
>>40839830
>>40839831
>Good, good.

>>40839834
>Heya
>> No. 40839836
>>40839834

>Hi.

>>40839835

>Woo!
>> No. 40839837
>>40839836
>>40839835
>AGH! PEOPLE!
>> No. 40839838
>>40839837
>...sorry
>> No. 40839839
File 142780266315.png - (695.60KB , 960x1920 , this is my rape face.png )
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>>40839838
>oh god they're talking
<make it stoooooop
>> No. 40839840
File 142780279346.png - (87.06KB , 400x349 , eeeee.png )
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>>40839839
>S-s-s-sorry.....
>> No. 40839841
File 142780301451.png - (294.39KB , 480x480 , Twilight_Sparkle_and_Hermaeus_Mora_(a_kind_of_forgotten_moster)_by_artist-santafer.png )
40839841
>Good morning,
>> No. 40839842
>>40839841
>Morning
>> No. 40839843
File 142780324328.png - (294.39KB , 480x480 , Twilight_Sparkle_and_Hermaeus_Mora_(a_kind_of_forgotten_moster)_by_artist-santafer.png )
40839843
>>40839842
>How are you?
>> No. 40839844
File 142780326623.jpg - (45.59KB , 600x835 , F9hZNwJ.jpg )
40839844
>Silver was eating breakfast because I finally am. Puppy nibbling at edge of bread and sniffing meatballs
>> No. 40839845
>>40839843
>Eh, awake. Yourself?

>>40839844
>1d2 = 2
>> No. 40839846
File 142780335627.jpg - (33.18KB , 382x510 , haphappy.jpg )
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>>40839845
>>40839844
"Hey there"
>> No. 40839847
File 142780339090.png - (671.27KB , 1024x1149 , fairy_tail___cute_lucy_by_maddog05-d5pxxrt.png )
40839847
Ridiculously happy blond in the bar
>> No. 40839848
>>40839845
>I'm that. Awake...
>> No. 40839849
File 142780347450.png - (2.05MB , 1280x720 , 142654343510.png )
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>>40839846
>Hey Haph, you smell gud.
>> No. 40839850
>>40839847
"You're certainly in a good mood!"

>>40839849
"Oh, you flatterer you!"

>>40839848
>Yarp
>> No. 40839851
File 142780364586.jpg - (14.80KB , 225x285 , Hahah!.jpg )
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>>40839850
"Why wouldn't I be?"
>> No. 40839852
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>>40839850
>I wish I was alert as well.
>> No. 40839853
File 142780383780.png - (508.09KB , 500x558 , Happy Haph.png )
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>>40839851
"Well, I'm not saying it's a bad thing!"

>>40839852
>Caffeine?
>> No. 40839854
>>40839853
>In a bit, i'm the only one up this early.
>> No. 40839855
File 142780412946.jpg - (88.20KB , 960x960 , 142779700793.jpg )
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>>40839850
Good enuff to eat o.o
>> No. 40839856
File 142780437701.png - (289.82KB , 477x378 , what.png )
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>>40839853
"... Then why mention it?"
>> No. 40839857
>>40839855
"Well, I'm afraid I can't allow that."

>>40839856
"...I dunno. Why not?"
>> No. 40839858
File 142780460882.jpg - (122.70KB , 1280x720 , -Lucy-fairy-tail-lucy-heartfilia-34891917-1280-720.jpg )
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>>40839857
"Because I already know I'm happy, silly! You don't need to tell me that!"
>> No. 40839859
File 142780466884.jpg - (203.69KB , 700x1080 , _Silver Eclipe.jpg )
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>>40839857
...I wiouldnt do it anyways!
>> No. 40839860
File 142780471440.jpg - (35.29KB , 415x553 , Haph Human.jpg )
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>>40839858
"Well, what's got you in such a good mood?"

>>40839859
>She giggles and pats his head
>> No. 40839861
File 142780476052.png - (380.20KB , 394x546 , tumblr_nlqkksO7vM1s3wrgdo8_400.png )
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>>40839860
"I'm always in a good mood!"
>> No. 40839862
File 142780483735.jpg - (65.50KB , 680x510 , 0u0.jpg )
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>>40839861
"That's good!"
>> No. 40839863
File 142780487388.jpg - (106.97KB , 401x254 , yay.jpg )
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>>40839862
"Yep! Mostly because this place is awesome!"
>> No. 40839864
File 142780515972.jpg - (36.22KB , 382x510 , Haph Laugh.jpg )
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>>40839863
"Yep! So, whatcha been up to?"
>> No. 40839865
File 142780520875.jpg - (45.59KB , 600x835 , F9hZNwJ.jpg )
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>>40839860
>Nuzzles
Whats up Haph? V
>> No. 40839866
File 142780524117.png - (362.19KB , 394x546 , tumblr_nlqkksO7vM1s3wrgdo6_400.png )
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>>40839864
"Nothing much! Looking for jobs!"
>> No. 40839867
File 142780543498.png - (324.13KB , 464x548 , Haphazard_.png )
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>>40839865
"Oh, just planning the wedding. You?"

>>40839866
"Really? What sort of jobs?"
>> No. 40839868
File 142780552604.jpg - (15.72KB , 480x360 , hqdefault.jpg )
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>>40839867
Lotse keeps feeding me sugar in the morning these days so trying to not act too...off. Not used to all this energy.
>> No. 40839869
File 142780575591.jpg - (122.70KB , 1280x720 , -Lucy-fairy-tail-lucy-heartfilia-34891917-1280-720.jpg )
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>>40839867
"Whatever I can find, really!"
>> No. 40839870
>Sorry, guys, need to take care of some things
>> No. 40839871
File 142780588774.jpg - (37.34KB , 1024x576 , regular_show___rigby_by_caboose6789-d5i1f1b.jpg )
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>>40839868
"She's trying to give you diabeetus! Run!"
>> No. 40839872
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>> No. 40839873
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>> No. 40839874
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>>40839873
>> No. 40839875
>>40839874
hey
>> No. 40839877
>Booty.
>> No. 40839878
>>40839877

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmCjJ0VBjjU
>> No. 40839879
>>40839878
>I wanted to post some booty, but you successfully cooled down my desire for a booty.
>Thanks.
>> No. 40839880
>>40839879

:3
>> No. 40839881
>>40839880
>What do I do nao QwQ
>> No. 40839882
>>40839881

>Tell me.
>> No. 40839883
>>40839882
>Tell you what?
>> No. 40839884
>>40839883

>What you will do.
>> No. 40839885
>>40839884
>I will do scary things to you.
>> No. 40839886
>>40839885

:o
>> No. 40839887
>>40839886
;]
>> No. 40839889
>RIP Maniac.

>Who's next for the scary things?
>> No. 40839890
>>40839889

>Me.
>> No. 40839891
File 142781628560.jpg - (65.41KB , 599x374 , CBGcFANVAAEv_TC.jpg )
40839891
<y'all need Jesus
>> No. 40839892
>>40839890
>*does scary things to Notma Nyak*

>>40839891
>I do.
>I just watched "Anaconda" music video because of Maniac, it was scarier than I expected QwQ
>> No. 40839894
File 142781713609.png - (2.18MB , 1675x1198 , 1425924344711.png )
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>> No. 40839895
File 142781721503.jpg - (45.70KB , 1280x720 , maxresdefault[1].jpg )
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>>40839894

>They'll cross anything over.
>> No. 40839896
File 142781726741.png - (545.67KB , 989x886 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 2.png )
40839896
>Ok be honest, who noticed I've been gone for a week?
>> No. 40839897
File 142781729801.png - (513.45KB , 750x556 , 1371960672809.png )
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>>40839894
>> No. 40839898
>>40839896

>*raises paw*
>> No. 40839899
>>40839896
>So that's why it took you so long to reply on skype?
>> No. 40839900
File 142781763115.png - (1.23MB , 1041x778 , mabel.png )
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>>40839894
>>40839897

>>40839898
>yay

>>40839899
>yes
>> No. 40839902
File 142781789847.jpg - (44.72KB , 610x646 , HAHA let's get shitfaced.jpg )
40839902
>>40839900
>Don't worry, people don't notice me being gone too.
>Or maybe a week or two is just not enough.

>>40839898
>Paw?
>Nu, Maniac, you not a kitty!
>*slaps*
>> No. 40839903
File 142781910042.png - (142.19KB , 403x420 , 1S4SZMB.png )
40839903
>>40839896
>I did!
>> No. 40839904
>>40839903
>You don't count ;P
>> No. 40839905
File 142781942805.jpg - (102.60KB , 721x1024 , 10 out of 10 would fuck on the beach.jpg )
40839905
>Good morning!
>> No. 40839906
>>40839905

>Hi hi.
>> No. 40839907
>>40839906
>Sup sup?
>> No. 40839908
>>40839907

>Fud
>> No. 40839909
File 142781962830.jpg - (2.19MB , 1797x2100 , spoiler.jpg )
40839909
>>40839905
>Hello, Bear.
>> No. 40839911
>>40839908
>D: Wuit?

>>40839909
>Jew!
>> No. 40839912
>>40839911

>YUms.
>> No. 40839913
>>40839912
><Grabs and throws you>
>> No. 40839914
>>40839913

>*Is now a missile*
>> No. 40839915
File 142781986386.png - (445.42KB , 1280x1280 , marie_kanker_by_vernacular-d7juv5v.png )
40839915
>>40839911
>Where?
>> No. 40839916
>>40839914
>Woo! :3

>>40839915
>In link [email protected]!
>> No. 40839917
File 142781999266.jpg - (29.86KB , 625x469 , 295262_376126365786695_1103179281_n.jpg )
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>>40839916
>Land of the Links!
>> No. 40839919
File 142782017707.jpg - (148.35KB , 928x650 , EE&E.jpg )
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>>40839915

>>40839916

>You're awful.
>> No. 40839920
File 142782041966.jpg - (26.06KB , 500x360 , spoiler.jpg )
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>>40839919
>> No. 40839921
File 142782059531.gif - (1.43MB , 400x226 , by all means, proceed!.gif )
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>>40839919
>> No. 40839922
>>40839921

>I liked that episode.
>> No. 40839923
File 142782070156.jpg - (301.44KB , 977x1072 , 9ae91fde498fb6cfbbff412caaa0c701590611d6.jpg )
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>>40839921
>>40839922
>Which one was it? Can't remember.
>> No. 40839924
>>40839923

>It's the one where the Master becomes prime minister.
>> No. 40839926
File 142782083002.png - (85.70KB , 840x947 , I FOUND PILLS AND ATE THEM.png )
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>>40839922
>>40839923
>> No. 40839927
File 142782091590.jpg - (89.12KB , 1280x720 , 1358098658947.jpg )
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>>40839924
>Oh, I've never seen it. I guess it must have been kinda like Lex Luthor becoming a president of United States in DC comics.


>Also I thought we were still talking about Ed, Edd and Eddy >_>


>>40839926
>What are you laughing at?
>> No. 40839928
>>40839927

>I just realized after you asked :D

>>40839926

>Hello you.
>> No. 40839929
>>40839927
>Screeeeeee

>>40839928
>Hello, you-you!
>> No. 40839930
>>40839929

>Hello me!
>> No. 40839931
File 142782110634.jpg - (33.98KB , 500x313 , 1407186193677.jpg )
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>>40839928
>What if Ed was a timelord?

>>40839929
>*slaps you*
>> No. 40839932
>>40839930
>Me hi!

>>40839931
>QwQ
>> No. 40839933
>>40839932

>How goes it?
>> No. 40839935
>>40839933
>Slowly!
>> No. 40839936
>>40839935

>I see.
>> No. 40839939
File 142782216358.jpg - (161.30KB , 600x343 , 1402241264305.jpg )
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>>40839919
>Holy shit.
>> No. 40839940
File 142782226058.jpg - (320.58KB , 595x842 , PIG TAILS.jpg )
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>> No. 40839941
>>40839940

>Yeeeees?

>>40839939

>Hehehe.
>> No. 40839942
File 142782235142.png - (231.20KB , 637x858 , 1402225332456.png )
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>>40839941
><Grabs and hugs>

>>40839940
>Heya'!
>> No. 40839943
>>40839942

>Wheee!
>> No. 40839944
File 142782240491.jpg - (717.89KB , 844x1197 , 2db07a38233900241976183443329abf.jpg )
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>>40839941
>Nothing! Sup!

>>40839942
>HEEEEEEEEELLO~!
>> No. 40839945
>>40839944

>Nothing really.
>> No. 40839946
>>40839945
>Same with me!
>> No. 40839950
File 142782309236.gif - (579.68KB , 500x211 , Welcome to the suck.gif )
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>> No. 40839951
>>40839950

>Hello you.
>> No. 40839953
File 142782322328.png - (69.57KB , 153x279 , I`m not 30 yet and I already feel too old for this shit.png )
40839953
>>40839950
>>40839951
>Shall we continue?
>> No. 40839954
File 142782327897.jpg - (377.21KB , 1280x544 , Jarhead_2005_720p_BluRay_DTS_x264-ESiR_mkv_001744074.jpg )
40839954
>>40839951
>>40839953
>Heya!
>Yep
>> No. 40839955
File 142782329327.png - (516.15KB , 1280x720 , Well fight the power I guess.png )
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>>40839953
>is 30 even old?
>> No. 40839956
File 142782333879.png - (17.12KB , 1920x1200 , 1426102170280.png )
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>>40839955
>Yes v.v
>> No. 40839957
File 142782346646.png - (179.20KB , 500x444 , When Val and Scipio say no more sceince at the dinner table.png )
40839957
>>40839956
>No it's not!

>I think 50 is old...
>> No. 40839958
>>40839955
>>40839956
>Nnnnno it's not. I don't really think 40 qualifies as "old", to be honest.

>I'm not gonna call myself "old" until 60 or until my body prevents me from living fully, whichever comes later.
>> No. 40839959
>>40839953
>>40839954

>Let's!
>The older stallion has locked himself on the upper floor, while the younger one has Varmus' claw around his neck. He was being escorted out before Val warned them about the possibly-armed human on the corridor.
>> No. 40839960
File 142782364653.png - (69.57KB , 153x279 , I`m not 30 yet and I already feel too old for this shit.png )
40839960
>>40839958
>>40839954
>Varmus snorted out a wisp of flame, holding the stallion more or less before himself - not that he needed additional protection, given him being basically a walking tank, but to make sure the crippled unicorn realized the bullets will hit him first.
There's someone out there with a gun. Tell him to desist.
>> No. 40839961
File 142782365546.jpg - (483.24KB , 1600x950 , a5fd745f038ed6579b319fde23cc962d.jpg )
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>>40839958
>That's almost three times my age!

>Woo!

>I'm going to be young forever!
>> No. 40839962
File 142782375665.jpg - (75.47KB , 534x550 , 39319002_m.jpg )
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>>40839957
>>40839958
> :C

>>40839959
>>40839960
>She leaned out from the corner a little.

Place your weapon on the floor and kick it away...lie down facing the wall with your hands on your head.

Comply and we wont kill your friend here.
>> No. 40839963
>>40839961
>Yep! Unless, you know, you begin to whine that you're old at a young age. Then you'll feel old and make people treat you as old.

>I'm gonna be a fuckin' badass grandpa.
>> No. 40839964
>>40839963
> :C
>> No. 40839965
File 142782387701.jpg - (156.21KB , 1045x1045 , decapitated.jpg )
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>>40839962
>>40839963
><Brings out the wheel chair for Lucy and Dim>
>> No. 40839966
>>40839962
>>40839960

>There's a silence hanging in the air for a few moments before he sets his pistol down, kicking it away.
...I'm just a hired gun, alright? I don't know shit about what they do upstairs.
>> No. 40839967
>>40839964
>Yes, this is a noseflick to you, nerd. Stop making yourself to be older than you are!

>Of I'm gonna call you "grandma".

>>40839966
>>40839962
They torture my fucking daughter, that's what they do, you piece of shit. Val, get that gun please?
>> No. 40839968
File 142782407956.jpg - (537.46KB , 850x1200 , 48329091_p0_master1200.jpg )
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>>40839966
>>40839967
>She calmly walked out, keeping the grip on her pistol tight unless he made a move, she grabbed the pistol and put it away in her coat.

Get out of here before he decides otherwise.
>> No. 40839969
>>40839967
>>40839968

I don't ask any questions man!
>He steps out of the corner, his hands in the air, backing away before darting down the stairs.
>> No. 40839970
File 142782436387.png - (104.16KB , 292x338 , how did I even end up in this situation.png )
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>>40839968
>>40839969
Maybe you should, wanker.

>He shook his head and growled.

For fuck's sake, mercs...

>Varmus snorted out another wisp of flame and pulled the crippled unicorn with himself towards the stairs.

The device I made you drop. What is it.
>> No. 40839971
File 142782443196.png - (382.75KB , 593x654 , 567804.png )
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>>40839969
>>40839970
Hey you know I am a merc.
>Valentina said in her jovial french tone, just to jab t Varmus, Valentina found the device in her pocket and looked it over.
>> No. 40839972
>>40839970
>>40839971

>Any resistance from Lotse and Teton downstairs?

It's connected to a vaporizer, don't press it-!
>There's a single button at the end of it, and that's all.
>> No. 40839973
File 142782461470.png - (33.33KB , 185x192 , heheh.png )
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>>40839971
>>40839972
You'd work for this if they paid you enough?

>He turned to give her a blank stare.

Vaporizer. Elaborate.
>> No. 40839974
>>40839973

...It vaporizes liquid, makes it airborne.
>> No. 40839975
File 142782472108.jpg - (31.45KB , 225x350 , 301823.jpg )
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>>40839972
>>40839973
Non, soldier work is much more entertaining.
>She went go and find Lotse and Teton, she handed the vaporizer over to them.
Dont press the button.
>> No. 40839976
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>>40839972
>>40839973
>>40839974
>>40839975
>Like...the things that hipsters use or...?
>> No. 40839977
File 142782486871.png - (229.99KB , 900x923 , Heh.png )
40839977
>>40839974
>>40839975
>Sorry, forgot - no resistance from Teton. And they're already upstairs with them.

...Cruel death. Try to pull something and I'm putting it up your ass and turning it on.

>He chuckled darkly and pressed forward, up the stairs.
>> No. 40839980
>>40839977

>The doors are locked, and seem new - sturdier than what this old battered building should contain.
My colleague has sealed the upper floor already...

>>40839976

>It's just the remote, silly!
>> No. 40839981
File 142782508532.png - (140.09KB , 550x513 , 31397046_p4.png )
40839981
>>40839980
>>40839977
>Valentina stayed right behind them, pistol at low ready, she inspected the door seeing if there was some way to open it.
>> No. 40839982
File 142782515213.jpg - (16.85KB , 283x247 , 3225522552.jpg )
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>>40839977
>Kinky
>> No. 40839983
File 142782520910.jpg - (11.74KB , 306x306 , Nope youre boring.jpg )
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>I'm off to do college stuff.
>> No. 40839987
>>40839982
> ♥

>>40839980
>>40839981
>What are those doors made of?
>> No. 40839988
File 142782540535.jpg - (34.96KB , 500x667 , Help I'm being eaten.jpg )
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>>40839987
>>40839981

>Sturdy wood. They're not reinforced or anything, should be fairly easy to break down.
>> No. 40839989
File 142782546228.jpg - (255.91KB , 450x600 , 946.jpg )
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>>40839987
>>40839988
>She stood back and looked at the large Dragon Varmus, gesturing to the door.
Would you like to do the honors?~
>> No. 40839993
File 142782566850.png - (343.21KB , 640x834 , I love the blur tool.png )
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>>40839989
>>40839989
Hold the cripple.

>Varmus pushed the unicorn in Val's awaiting care, then cracked his neck, taking a step back.
>> No. 40839995
File 142782586616.jpg - (33.50KB , 720x654 , 10421262_10204830509196593_6468987159811326095_n.jpg )
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>>40839993
>Valentina grabbed ahold of him, keeping her pistol aimed right against his head.
>> No. 40839996
>>40839993
>>40839989
>>40839995

>The guy doesn't offer any resistance, shuffling over to Val as instructed.
>> No. 40839999
File 142782615203.png - (113.00KB , 188x254 , rapeface.png )
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>>40839995
>>40839996
>And Varmus shows his powerkicking skill. [youtu.be]
>> No. 40840000
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>>40839996
>>40839999
Dont move.
>She said sternly, then waited for Varmus to break the or down.

Are you going to kick it today?...Oh sacre..you blew the door away.
>> No. 40840001
>>40839999
>>40840000

>He kicks the door down with the power of quads!
>There's a yelp of fear and a rapid scuttling away.
>> No. 40840009
File 142782680426.jpg - (121.13KB , 372x662 , i`m gonna wreck it!.jpg )
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>>40840000
>>40840001
>And a very pissed off dragon barelling inside after the cloud of splinters, intent on violence. First order - does he see Gretchen? Or anyone else?
>> No. 40840012
File 142782694224.png - (130.81KB , 234x296 , 7806.png )
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>>40840001
>>40840009
>Valentina stepped in nonchalantly keeping the pony close, she had the pistol kept close against his head, finger on the trigger in case he moved.
>> No. 40840014
>>40840009
>>40840012

>The upper floor is littered with temporary room dividers, separating it out into various segments. The path between them all is winding and confusing, with each miniroom haphazardly leading out into another, and another, and extending out like a maze. Each is filled with all kinds of sensitive equipment, most of which it seems hasn't been used yet.
>> No. 40840015
File 142782708086.png - (130.50KB , 900x900 , just imagine I recolored this because fuck trying to recolor blushing.png )
40840015
>Hello.
>> No. 40840016
>>40840015
>Hi!
>> No. 40840017
>>40840015

>Hai
>> No. 40840020
File 142782739375.png - (1.15MB , 850x1100 , spiderdrake, spiderdrake does whatever a spider can~.png )
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>>40840015
>Hiya!

>>40840012
>>40840014
>Varmus snarled and climbed up the wall and on the ceiling like a deranged lizard Spiderman.
>> No. 40840021
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>> No. 40840023
File 142782750668.png - (405.07KB , 704x400 , snwt018.png )
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>>40840020
>>40840014
What a place this is.
>She walked along, but stayed behind Varmus for the most part, only stepping into a room after he did.
>> No. 40840024
>>40840016
>>40840017
>Hi

>>40840020
>Hi varmus
>> No. 40840025
>>40840020
>>40840023

>From this angle he can quite clearly see the last of the crew, frantically darting about and trying to gather as much as he can from the various rooms... And in the back, a completely sectioned off room, nothing as temporary or fragile as the rest of the establishment.

>>40840024

>Sup?
>> No. 40840027
>>40840025
>nothing.
>> No. 40840028
File 142782771909.jpg - (121.13KB , 372x662 , i`m gonna wreck it!.jpg )
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>>40840025
>Varmus leaped at the last guy from the ceiling, claws aimed to not kill... yet.

Val! Room in the back!
>> No. 40840029
>>40840024
>Hiya! Sup?

Last edited at Tue, Mar 31st, 2015 11:49

>> No. 40840031
>>40840029
>pretty much nothing...
>> No. 40840032
File 142782785246.jpg - (117.30KB , 367x669 , Ary likes oranges.jpg )
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>>40840025
>>40840028
>Valentina moved a little quickly, still keeping her pistol against the unicorns head she moved to the room sectioned off and inspected the door.
>> No. 40840033
>>40840028

He's pinned down beneath him, dropping his various notes and tools.
I won't fight! I won't fight!

>>40840032

>This door is made of metal, and won't budge in the slightest. A keypad sits on the wall next to it.
>> No. 40840034
File 142782798815.jpg - (94.68KB , 661x890 , 45136358_p9.jpg )
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>>40840033
>Valentina pushed the scientist towards the keypad, pistol against the back of his head, she calmly commanded him.
Open it.
>> No. 40840036
File 142782818966.jpg - (55.21KB , 299x298 , 405.jpg )
40840036
>Anyhoo, hi guys!
>> No. 40840038
>>40840034

>He inputs the code, and with a click the door opens. It's a room, totally plain. A few various objects are strewn around - a plate, a large glass half full with water, a bucket, an odd machine with some kind of vent and fan... And of course, shaking violently and sitting in the corner with her knees tucked up to her chest, Gretchen.
>> No. 40840039
File 142782846124.jpg - (778.82KB , 914x1089 , 1417572459364.jpg )
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>>40840036
>Hallo!
>> No. 40840040
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>>40840038
>She grabbed ahold of the unicorn again, and kept his head against the wall, pistol against his head as always, she called out.

Varmus! Gretchen is here.
>> No. 40840041
File 142782856656.png - (737.58KB , 600x704 , 111554 - artist saturnspace clockpunk Doctor_Whooves steampunk.png )
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> Recolors a shit.
>> No. 40840043
>>40840040

>She lifts her head, still quaking.
>She looks to the side, pulling a blanket up to herself - which seemed to be the only thing she had to cover herself.
>> No. 40840044
File 142782870355.png - (104.16KB , 292x338 , how did I even end up in this situation.png )
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>>40840031
>Better than something bad!

>>40840032
>>40840033
>>40840038
>>40840040
>Varmus growled.
You better not.

>He picked him up, claws on throat, and led him to Val and the door. When he reached the door and saw the state Gretchen is in...

...Val, keep an eye on those two.

He walked over to Gretchen, tears in his eyes.
...Gretchen? Gretchen, it's me. You're safe now.
>> No. 40840046
>>40840044
>Yeah that's true...
>Do you want to rp maybe?
>> No. 40840047
>>40840039
>Wassap?
>> No. 40840049
File 142782879690.jpg - (128.43KB , 632x720 , 1421455173585.jpg )
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>>40840044
>>40840043
>She aimed her pistol, and drew the other one she kept from the guard down stairs, making sure to keep both secure.
If you move, you will die.

>She stood in the doorway, lest one of the two try to get after Varmus or Gretchen.
>> No. 40840050
>>40840046
>Sure! Just be advised, I'll be slowposting now.
>> No. 40840051
File 142782889202.jpg - (50.41KB , 456x312 , kobalt 002.jpg )
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>> No. 40840052
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>>40840047
>Nothing much in particular, just blowing my brains out through the sheer awesomeness of the Metal Gear Rising Revengeance soundtrack.
>> No. 40840053
File 142782893324.png - (193.85KB , 320x600 , Panic!.png )
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>>40840044
>>40840049

>She looks up at Varmus, then at her two captors.
>She shakily stands.
...I-I can go home now?
>> No. 40840054
>>40840050
>Yeah, that's fine.
>You want to start maybe?
>> No. 40840055
File 142782907956.gif - (1.36MB , 320x180 , nothing ventured nothing gained.gif )
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>>40840052
>> No. 40840058
>>40840052
>METAL GEEEEEEER
>> No. 40840059
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>>40840055
>>40840058
>RULES OF NAY-TUUUHR!
>> No. 40840060
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>>40840049
>>40840053
Yes, sweetie. You can go home now. And I'll make sure they will never, ever hurt you again.

>Varmus gently pulled her into a hug.
It's all gonna be okay now. I promise.

>He gave a look over Gretchen's shoulder at the captors Val kept aim on at. Val could probably recognize that look from her experiences...

Come on. Let's get you out of here.

>That was the point Teton and Lotse came up after them I believe?

>>40840054
>Sure, just tell me what interaction you want~!
>> No. 40840061
>>40840059
>Could you rename that gif to "Imperor-class titans"?
>> No. 40840062
File 142782934511.png - (253.42KB , 472x1750 , nature.png )
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>>40840059
>> No. 40840064
>>40840060

>Lotse would elbow Teton in the side.
Bring us up the TARDIS?

>Gretchen is too uneasy to hug him back at this moment, passively letting him embrace her without helping or hindering. She lowers her head again.
>> No. 40840065
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>>40840053
>>40840060
>Valentina offered a smile back at him, it was a happy smile, Valentina's tail swished a bit as she was incredibly happy with helping Varmus get Gretchen back, however that demeanor changed as she looked back at the captors, she flexed her hands a little to reassure them that any movement was met with death.
>> No. 40840066
>>40840060
>Eh...
>I guess mysty and whoever...
>> No. 40840067
File 142782956822.jpg - (288.32KB , 1002x1416 , 1419730199289.jpg )
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>>40840061
>I have it named 'The Imperium in a nutshell' on my computer, but of course with this being my kindle I can only save pics without being able to rename them.

>>40840062
>Maybe over the summer I'll actually buy the game and binge it from start to finish, but for now it'd probably just get in the way of schoolwork.
>> No. 40840069
>>40840067
>Oh, okay.
>> No. 40840070
File 142782965288.png - (105.35KB , 385x460 , look at this emo shit.png )
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>>40840064
>>40840065
...Lotse, Teton? Please take Gretchen to the Tardis. Val, get those two outside and make them kneel. And watch. If they try to look away from this place, kill them.

>>40840066
>Mysty it is! Could you please pick which character you'd like?
>> No. 40840071
>>40840070
>Actually no, I shouldn't bring her in,
>Eroteme and whoever would be best to speak with him about getting the book from mysty.
>> No. 40840072
File 142782981962.png - (8.82KB , 545x496 , bbbff style.png )
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>>40840071
>Then Varmus and Sunny just trotted into the Bar!
>> No. 40840073
File 142782982110.jpg - (153.05KB , 404x600 , that one time pandora watched val.jpg )
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>>40840070

On your feet.
>She said with a steely and unfeeling tone, she got them up and carried them outside to a point where they can get a good view. She kicked them in the back of their legs and did what she could to have them kneel.
>> No. 40840075
File 142782992056.jpg - (175.68KB , 491x615 , Guess you're right.jpg )
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>>40840070

>Lotse nods as Gretchen pulls herself up, inching over to Teton until she's as close as possible and holding her hand firmly.

>>40840073

>The pair follow without question. They kneel without question, even if the younger one was less ready to do so.
>> No. 40840076
File 142782996240.jpg - (104.98KB , 764x573 , eroteme as a human.jpg )
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>>40840072
>And the jerk version of mysty was sitting at the bar, as he notices them entering into the bar he turns his back to them and mutters to himself in a hushed but audible
"Oh good."
>> No. 40840077
File 142783000697.jpg - (41.71KB , 800x600 , ZmF4vFM.jpg )
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>> No. 40840078
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>>40840075
Look up and watch.
>She nudged them both with the barrel of her pistol to make them look up at the building and work they had put so much effort into stealing with.
>> No. 40840079
>>40840078

>The younger one sneers but follows.
>The older one hangs his head.
The last chance to reclaim what was lost...
>> No. 40840080
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>>40840073
>>40840075
>Varmus was a firebreathing murdermachine capable of swimming in lava and melting wrought iron with his flames... And he made full use of that.

>The mill burned.

>When he was sure nothing will survive, he walked out.

>>40840076
Ah, just the guy I wanted to see.
Eroteme, hello!
>> No. 40840082
File 142783022750.png - (44.20KB , 324x356 , 53476.png )
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>>40840080
>>40840079
>She nudged the older one with the cold muzzle of her barrel, her gloved hand creaking on the grip.
Watch.
>She ordered in her same unfeeling tone.
>> No. 40840083
>>40840082

>he reluctantly complies.

>>40840080

>Gretchen quickly hides herself in the TARDIS with Teton.
>> No. 40840085
>>40840080
>Eroteme turns to face them and remains silent for the most part, thought the look on his face shows he's less than thrilled to see them, what has crawled up his ass regarding them is still a mystery.
>> No. 40840087
File 142783050227.png - (69.57KB , 153x279 , I`m not 30 yet and I already feel too old for this shit.png )
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>>40840085
...Eeeish.
...Huh. Okay. So before we begin, what's the matter?

>>40840082
>>40840083
>Inside the Tardis, Teton quickly did her best to comfort the poor dear and check for injuries gently. Does Lotse keep inside or outside and watches?

>Varmus squatted down in front of the two, the destroyed work of their life burning behind him.
>> No. 40840088
File 142783057738.png - (140.09KB , 550x513 , 31397046_p4.png )
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>>40840083
>>40840087
>Valentina remained stolid, watching the two of them instead of the fire as she was a very good little guard cat.~
>> No. 40840090
>>40840087
>>40840088

>Lotse hangs outside, thinking it better that she be alone with Teton and wanting to see what those two do.
>As for what they do? The older one resigns himself to watching with a forlorn look, while the other hangs to his anger.

>There were no further injuries to what was shown in the image. Her eye is still looking pretty bad but at least her nose has been cleaned up.
Please, to my room-
>> No. 40840091
>>40840087
>He gives a sharp breath
"All I want to do is to get that book away from Mysty, I assume you have a plan, we can address my grievances later."
>> No. 40840097
File 142783114683.jpg - (34.62KB , 600x336 , jRSNn0AxNnMSs.jpg )
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>Fukken London.
>> No. 40840098
>>40840097
>Yeah, fuck that place
>> No. 40840099
File 142783118749.png - (69.57KB , 153x279 , I`m not 30 yet and I already feel too old for this shit.png )
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>>40840088
>>40840090
>Teton nodded.
Of course, dearie... In just a moment, okay? We're just waiting on Varmie to finish this once and for all. So no one will hurt you anymore.

>Meanwhile, outside...

...You kidnapped and tortured my daughter like a piece of meat. Like a thing. You hurt her more than you even begin to realize. And more then you even bothered to care. You never saw a person in her, did you? Just an experiment to finish.

>He snorted out a wisp of blue flame, uncomfortably close to their faces.

I should kill you like rabid dogs you are. And yet, yet, I give you a chance. Give me... give me a fucking reason to let you live. At least one.

>>40840091
...Very well.

We need to figure out where exactly the Black Book is and if she got only one copy of it.

That is your job. We need this info first and foremost.
>> No. 40840101
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>>40840090
>>40840099
>Valentina didnt bother to relax the grip on her pistols, she kept them taught, finger gliding along the trigger idly. Her ears perked up as she was a little curious herself to see what reasoning they had.
>> No. 40840102
File 142783147077.jpg - (21.00KB , 677x546 , 2086026-adam_jensen2.jpg )
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>>40840099
"The book is where mysty is, she never lets the book out of her sights, and she hasn't left her room in a day, I've only seen the one copy, the rest of her books are medical textbooks or trashy romance novels."
>> No. 40840104
>>40840099
>>40840101

It won't take a minute, r-right? You'll be right back-!

>The younger stallion begins.
Torture? In what way? I'm not even responsible for the injuries she sustained when she was kid-
Just leave it, you're digging yourself further into your hole.
>> No. 40840106
File 142783178514.png - (104.16KB , 292x338 , how did I even end up in this situation.png )
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>>40840101
>>40840104
>Teton shook her head.
...Sweetie, I'm not leaving anywhere, you're not going to be alone until you're comfortable with it. I promise.

>Varmus smiled.
Nothing? Nothing at all? Not even gonna try to defend yourselves?

>>40840102
>Varmus rubbed his head.
...Okay, so let's do it like this... We need to pull her away from that book for at least a moment. Think she'd let go of it if she had to save my life?
>> No. 40840108
File 142783188644.png - (127.33KB , 324x268 , 745699.png )
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>>40840106
>>40840104
>Valentina smirked a little as well thinking to herself. "What happened to her as a kid does not justify what happens to her as an adult." She hummed gently to herself, a song Varmus might of found familiar at one point.
>> No. 40840109
>>40840106
>>40840108

I want to be alone. I want to be alone and I want nobody else to come near.

Your Lotse, she... Destroyed decades of work. Countless lives spent in the pursuit of knowledge, the only thing that truly persists from generation to generation...
>> No. 40840110
File 142783205581.jpg - (297.02KB , 500x836 , 26.jpg )
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>>40840098
>Who invented London? What for? What purpose does it serve?
>> No. 40840111
File 142783210276.jpg - (104.98KB , 764x573 , eroteme as a human.jpg )
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>>40840106
"I think she's too obsessed with it at this point, I have fears that she will harm You, Sunny, or Virginia if she had any knowledge of what we are planning to aquire the book. She will not let me into the room anymore. At this point I have no idea what would pull her away from it, a few days ago it would have been enough to bring in some stallion to distract her for awhile."

Last edited at Tue, Mar 31st, 2015 13:02

>> No. 40840112
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>>40840110
>I think london is just a giant pillow made for the fattest oldest people of the parliament and ever since history, and all around this giant pillow, are a bunch of men in furry tall hats with guns protecting this pillow. So the fat people can sit on the pillow and make poor people feel bad.

Last edited at Tue, Mar 31st, 2015 13:02

>> No. 40840113
File 142783225858.gif - (318.49KB , 349x500 , happuting.gif )
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>>40840112
>That's why poor people exist, yanno.

>Also, music about London nao: https://youtu.be/Fo6aKnRnBxM
>> No. 40840114
>>40840113
>Also everyone in london are fairies.
>> No. 40840115
File 142783244875.jpg - (180.90KB , 600x849 , 00001375.jpg )
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>>40840114
>Here we are talking TRUE FACTS about London!
>> No. 40840116
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>>40840109
>>40840108
>Teton nodded.
That's what will happen, sweetie. I promise. No one will come to you unless you wish it.

>Varmus smiled softly.
I don't give a flying fuck. Look behind me, you piece of shit. That's all of your precious knowledge burning to ashes. Nothing remains. Not one single fucking thing. It's all gone forever.

Now, do you have anything to say that would convince me to spare your miserable life?


>>40840111
...Huh. Well.

>Varmus sighed.
I don't want to harm her. But... what you're saying is, she won't let go of that book peacefully. And I don't want to wrestle it from her.

We need her unconscious. Asleep.
>> No. 40840117
File 142783252503.png - (414.87KB , 544x353 , HELLO, FRIENDS.png )
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>> No. 40840118
File 142783265934.png - (354.53KB , 431x556 , 53682.png )
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>>40840109
>>40840116
>Valentina's ears twitched a bit, her tail swaying slowing a little she breathed out a little and waited for the answer, and waited to see if she was to pull the trigger or not.
>> No. 40840119
File 142783290718.jpg - (104.98KB , 764x573 , eroteme as a human.jpg )
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>>40840116
"You can do that on your own then, I will take no part in harming her."
>> No. 40840121
>>40840116
>>40840118

>Gretchen frowns, clearly wanting to hurry back to where she felt safe but doing as Teton asked just a little longer.
OK...

...I only wanted to reclaim the knowledge that was stolen from us all.
>> No. 40840122
File 142783304242.gif - (425.66KB , 400x323 , u wot knish.gif )
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>>40840117
>> No. 40840123
File 142783304350.gif - (220.72KB , 500x375 , Bushes.gif )
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>> No. 40840124
>>40840122
>... The fuck?
>> No. 40840125
>>40840124

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U
>> No. 40840126
>>40840124
>Don't you remember Potato Knishes?
https://youtu.be/IFfLCuHSZ-U
>> No. 40840129
File 142783343359.png - (104.16KB , 292x338 , how did I even end up in this situation.png )
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>>40840119
No one said anything about harming her.
We don't want to hurt her!
...I'm thinking... Knockout gas.
Sleeping agent.
Pumping it into her room under her door.
Slowly, so she doesn't notice.
And when she falls unconscious, we get in and grab the book.

>>40840118
>>40840121
>Teton smiled at her.

>Varmus nodded.
Was it worth the cost?
>> No. 40840130
>>40840129

Hardly. If there's anything as valuable as knowledge it's the natural desire for it... And I fear her curiosity might be hard to repair.
>> No. 40840131
File 142783354352.jpg - (115.45KB , 1920x1080 , You must make friends with horror.jpg )
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>>40840121
>>40840129
>>40840130
>Valentina pulled the hammer back on her pistol, its click was very distinct. She looked down at the both of them as the fire continued.
>> No. 40840133
>>40840129
>I'll brb
>> No. 40840134
File 142783362187.png - (737.58KB , 600x704 , 111554 - artist saturnspace clockpunk Doctor_Whooves steampunk.png )
40840134
>>40840123
>> No. 40840137
File 142783388091.jpg - (51.73KB , 500x335 , katho-menden-somali-katze-bei-der-katzenwaesche-an-einem-siberian-husky-291975.jpg )
40840137
>>40840134
>> No. 40840138
File 142783390732.png - (105.35KB , 385x460 , look at this emo shit.png )
40840138
>>40840130
>>40840131
...Lower the gun, Valentina.

...Yeah. You took whatever joy she had in her life and destroyed it. She was so curious, if you saw that beautiful, innocent light in her eyes when she dreamed about exploring the world... You destroyed it for her.

>Varmus wearily stood up... And suddenly slammed both of his sets of claws down at their heads. They could tear through steel and stone... Skin and skull would barely register.

>Quick and painless.
>> No. 40840140
File 142783396450.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40840140
>>40840138

>Lotse rears back.
Eeish.
>> No. 40840141
File 142783402609.png - (382.75KB , 593x654 , 567804.png )
40840141
>>40840138
>>40840140
>She let the hammer down with a little click and put her pistol away, tossing the 2nd off to the side, she then looked down at the blood, her legs.
Ich.

Merci Varmus..for saving ammunition, but you got blood on my suit!
>> No. 40840142
File 142783411881.png - (395.34KB , 800x800 , triple cute.png )
40840142
>>40840137
>> No. 40840144
File 142783422697.png - (124.44KB , 251x383 , What Do You Mean This Isn't a Tank.png )
40840144
>>40840142
>> No. 40840145
File 142783426665.jpg - (104.98KB , 764x573 , eroteme as a human.jpg )
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>>40840129
"What if she overdoses on the gas? We both can barely drink one bottle of alcohol, the same could be true for the gas."
>> No. 40840146
File 142783430120.jpg - (20.23KB , 624x352 , lets find out.jpg )
40840146
>>40840144
> I will be legitimately disappointed if you do not recolor that for Graysie.
>> No. 40840148
File 142783444362.png - (1.20MB , 1000x1000 , yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~.png )
40840148
>>40840140
>>40840141
I don't make others do my dirty shit, Val. Their lives are on my hands.

>He tightened his claws into fists, making the corpses spasm obscenely as they tore through brain tissue, and dragged them to the fire.
And I don't regret it.

One fucking bit.

>He dragged the corpses into the pyre and breathed his flame at them for extra measure, then returned to them and the Tardis.
Let's get Gretchen home.

>>40840145
Snake cam under the door and careful observation.
>> No. 40840150
File 142783448572.jpg - (62.66KB , 360x640 , Hunh.jpg )
40840150
>>40840148

You can be a cruel motherfucker sometimes, Varm.
>> No. 40840151
File 142783453986.png - (205.32KB , 900x643 , What's that white stuff around your mouth.png )
40840151
>Anyway hi guys whassap who wants rp
>> No. 40840153
File 142783460610.gif - (505.67KB , 500x279 , tumblr_lymw93mpvj1r6thzbo1_500.gif )
40840153
>So, who's available who cares about Icy Pea?
>> No. 40840154
>>40840148
"I don't like the idea, but since you have a plan, I'm not sure what you need me from me now."
>> No. 40840156
File 142783468189.gif - (1.20MB , 268x322 , boing boing boing.gif )
40840156
>>40840153
Sisterinthebar
>> No. 40840157
File 142783479766.jpg - (75.91KB , 500x465 , you motherfucker.jpg )
40840157
>>40840156
*Icy lying curled up on a couch.*
*No Faygo bottles around, not a single one, empty nor full. Not a one. Not even a bottle cap.*
>> No. 40840158
File 142783482853.png - (146.54KB , 373x314 , A-Amchi-sama.png )
40840158
>>40840157
"... Icy? You okay?"
>> No. 40840160
File 142783491962.png - (24.24KB , 213x214 , Lord Commibwob Avedon.png )
40840160
>>40840146
>I dont have Gimp on this computer yet but ill see what I can do about changing that
>> No. 40840161
File 142783493333.jpg - (16.41KB , 280x280 , 1351654371246.jpg )
40840161
>>40840158
*She doesn't move to even look at you.*
No.
>> No. 40840162
File 142783494948.png - (87.80KB , 900x722 , whats that then.png )
40840162
>>40840160
> yesh~
>> No. 40840163
File 142783497265.jpg - (101.79KB , 641x764 , clementine__uhm____l_lee__by_doofuskae_t-d5f6jvm.jpg )
40840163
>>40840161
"... Doooo you want a cookie?"
>> No. 40840164
File 142783501292.png - (104.16KB , 292x338 , how did I even end up in this situation.png )
40840164
>>40840150
No one hurts my family.

>And they entered the Tardis and got Gretchen to her room, I suppose~?
>> No. 40840165
File 142783504421.jpg - (58.55KB , 600x530 , pierrot-clown-makeup.jpg )
40840165
>>40840163
Blegh...
>> No. 40840166
File 142783505825.jpg - (17.66KB , 210x240 , char_111325.jpg )
40840166
>>40840150
>>40840148
>>40840164
Of course, I understand.
>She bowed her head, the spasming didnt seem to bother Valentina very much. She then followed Varmus into the Tardis.
It was my pleasure to help you all.~
>> No. 40840168
File 142783508387.jpg - (170.22KB , 1280x720 , clementine_072413_1280.jpg )
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>>40840165
"... Okay, what's wrong?"
>> No. 40840169
File 142783509712.jpg - (914.79KB , 1162x1587 , JPG.jpg )
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>>40840164

>Nodnodnod!
>The minute she gets to her room she hurries to her bed, practically tripping over herself, diving under the covers as she heaves a shuddering sigh.
>> No. 40840170
File 142783513650.jpg - (249.44KB , 589x704 , 1391989468866.jpg )
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>>40840164
>>40840154
>> No. 40840172
File 142783527124.png - (337.85KB , 640x480 , 1417359943191.png )
40840172
>>40840168
Everything.
>> No. 40840173
>>40840166
Thank you for your help, Val. It means a lot to me.

>>40840169
>Varmus managed to pony himself back and clean up by the time she dove under the covers. He sighed.
...Let's leave her alone for now. So she can finally feel safe again.

>He closed the door.

>>40840154
>>40840170
>Sorry, missed.

Access to your rooms and general help.
Operating the knockout gas, observing her through a snake-cam and retrieving the book is a work for three pairs of hooves.
>> No. 40840174
File 142783534504.jpg - (107.42KB , 551x817 , 1 Voir, soldats brises peuvent encore sourire.jpg )
40840174
>>40840173
Accueil, I have a great debt to be paid, so saving others and helping them is what I will always do.~
>> No. 40840175
File 142783534167.png - (193.85KB , 320x600 , Panic!.png )
40840175
>>40840173

Wait-!
>> No. 40840176
File 142783535767.jpg - (72.50KB , 500x498 , 1401824225271.jpg )
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>>40840172
She sits beside her.
"Can I help?"
>> No. 40840179
File 142783549698.gif - (117.89KB , 359x400 , 782687827_543427.gif )
40840179
>>40840176
I don't know... can you fix everything?
>> No. 40840180
>>40840134
>Ooohoooh. Nice job.
>> No. 40840181
File 142783559372.png - (329.17KB , 600x884 , awww___.png )
40840181
>>40840175
>He stopped.
...Yes, Gretchen?

>It broke his heart into pieces, seeing her like this - and it showed in his voice and posture.

>>40840174
>He nodded.
Any debt with me you'd consider yourself to have, is paid in full.
>> No. 40840182
File 142783561750.jpg - (94.42KB , 1600x900 , 1371841533_twdclementine1.jpg )
40840182
>>40840179
"... I can try!"
>> No. 40840183
>>40840181

>She looks to her wardrobe, pausing for a moment as she recalls something. Then, she shrinks under the covers some more, curling up more tightly.
...Nevermind.
>> No. 40840184
File 142783568263.png - (960.77KB , 1280x720 , vlcsnap-2014-06-27-22h50m35s5.png )
40840184
>>40840182
No use...
>> No. 40840185
File 142783568487.png - (140.92KB , 310x433 , 10665822_744136612308171_1627600447362933119_n.png )
40840185
>>40840181
>She bowed her head once more, her ears lowering.
Accueil.~
>> No. 40840186
File 142783574065.jpg - (167.86KB , 478x750 , Clems_New_clothes_by_ZombiDJ.jpg )
40840186
>>40840184
"... Can you please just tell me what happened?"
>> No. 40840187
File 142783574261.jpg - (21.00KB , 677x546 , 2086026-adam_jensen2.jpg )
40840187
>>40840173
"I do not have access to the room any longer, she has locked me out, is there not a master key to all the rooms if you let ponies stay in them?"
>> No. 40840188
File 142783590203.jpg - (258.32KB , 468x1000 , 4rUY0s5.jpg )
40840188
>I fucking hate buses.
>> No. 40840189
>>40840188

>Why?
>> No. 40840191
>>40840189
>>40840188
>Who doesn't? They're smelly, dirty, and inconvenient.
>> No. 40840192
>>40840183
...You sure? If there's anything I... we can do...?

>>40840185
>He smiled faintly at her.
If anything, I feel indebted to you.

>>40840187
...Hmm. Well, yeah. I'll go ask Billyfish.
>> No. 40840193
File 142783602443.jpg - (137.94KB , 500x500 , you meanie.jpg )
40840193
>>40840189
>Every god damn time I go to the god damn college. The buses are full of dirty old people who smell and I have to stand and rub my shoulders against them. one person gets off. 6 more get on. No one gets off. 18 more get on.

>If it was a bus ful of cute college girls. Yay! I'd be happy.

>But no. I've got a fat woman with 5 kids at one side, and a smelly homeless person on my other.

Last edited at Tue, Mar 31st, 2015 14:07

>> No. 40840194
>>40840192

...It's fine.

>>40840193
>>40840191

>That's true.
>Somehow I always have to sit next to legitimately crazy people.
>> No. 40840196
>>40840193
>Sorry...
>> No. 40840197
File 142783609941.png - (1.07MB , 1280x720 , vlcsnap-2014-06-27-22h49m44s97.png )
40840197
>>40840186
Everything's horrible...
>> No. 40840198
File 142783614050.png - (356.74KB , 999x783 , 346.png )
40840198
>>40840193
>Hah public transportation

>>40840192
Oh non, I am in no position to call favors.
>She smiled a little nervously and put her hands up evasively.
It was my pleasure to assist you.~
>> No. 40840199
File 142783621116.jpg - (50.90KB , 256x256 , BURN.jpg )
40840199
>>40840194
>>40840196
>>40840198
>Blarg.
>> No. 40840200
File 142783633827.png - (28.31KB , 830x650 , awshetdude.png )
40840200
>>40840192
"Then please go check. I will be the one to retrieve the book, I don't want her to know you two were involved, it's fine if she hates me for it..."
>> No. 40840201
File 142783637099.png - (291.39KB , 474x821 , I can wetmane too!.png )
40840201
>>40840193
>I understand your plight so much QwQ

>>40840194
...Alright. Um...

>He put a cell phone on the floor near the door.
...A new phone. If you'd ever.... You know.

...

...Should we leave you be now?

>>40840198
I believe the phrase is... Merci beaucoup, mademoisselle Valentina Dupont.
>> No. 40840202
>>40840201

>She nods softly.
Tanaka should have the rest of my things...
>> No. 40840204
File 142783651190.png - (87.89KB , 251x383 , She Likes it When I Ride Her.png )
40840204
>>40840175
>> No. 40840205
File 142783653466.png - (967.97KB , 575x1054 , 54689.png )
40840205
>>40840201
De rien Monsieur Varmus.
>She bowed her head respectably.~
>> No. 40840206
File 142783657557.jpg - (247.41KB , 500x803 , Ary meets Santa 2.jpg )
40840206
>>40840201
>And then my college is next to a dip shit mini fancy middle school.

>So I get off right when they do, and the busses get packed with little kids because for some god damn reason they don't have school buses
>> No. 40840207
File 142783672135.gif - (584.58KB , 300x186 , fM8yfGR.gif )
40840207
>Afternoon, folks
>> No. 40840208
File 142783675048.jpg - (18.51KB , 345x460 , Silly.jpg )
40840208
>>40840207

>Hi there!
>> No. 40840209
File 142783678403.jpg - (717.89KB , 844x1197 , 2db07a38233900241976183443329abf.jpg )
40840209
>>40840207
><Grabs and throws you threw a wall at mach one.>
>> No. 40840210
File 142783684597.jpg - (63.52KB , 800x402 , suicide duck.jpg )
40840210
>>40840208
>Hey
>How are you?

>>40840209
>*dies horribly*
>> No. 40840211
>>40840210

>I'm playing Metal Wolf Chaos and it's great :D
>> No. 40840212
>>40840211
>Don't know what that is, but it sounds fun
>> No. 40840213
File 142783694321.png - (333.62KB , 496x721 , Caesar 31.png )
40840213
>>40840208
>Aww so bad-touchable :3
>> No. 40840215
>>40840200
I'll be sure to.

I'll get the sleeping gas in the meantime...

>>40840202
I'll take care of it. Don't worry about a thing.

>>40840205
>And... I think that's that. No idea how to continue!






^I think I'll be taking a little break, if that's okay?
>> No. 40840216
File 142783697927.jpg - (101.79KB , 641x764 , clementine__uhm____l_lee__by_doofuskae_t-d5f6jvm.jpg )
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>> No. 40840217
File 142783698960.jpg - (442.05KB , 600x619 , 8fv24QX.jpg )
40840217
>>40840210
>What's up?
>> No. 40840218
>>40840210
>Does it squeak when you die?
>> No. 40840219
File 142783702069.jpg - (18.51KB , 345x460 , Silly.jpg )
40840219
>>40840213

>Wat

>>40840212

>The vice president of america stages a coup and the president gets in a robot armed with bazookas to fight the army off and free America.

>>40840216

>Hi.
>> No. 40840220
File 142783704777.png - (208.18KB , 574x720 , Best smirk.png )
40840220
>>40840216
><Smacks a folding chair over her>
>> No. 40840221
>>40840219
>That's the second most badass American president I heard of.
>> No. 40840222
>>40840215
>I'll be going to class soon so, that works.
>> No. 40840224
File 142783710545.jpg - (72.50KB , 500x498 , 1401824225271.jpg )
40840224
>>40840220
>DOM HITS A LITTLE GIRL

>SCIENTISTS BAFFLED
>> No. 40840225
>>40840222
>KAY
>> No. 40840226
>>40840224
>Continue? >>40840197
>> No. 40840227
File 142783717850.png - (791.45KB , 988x689 , Pandora and Scipio.png )
40840227
>>40840224
>THAT"S NOT A LITTLE GIRL THIS IS!

><Dom grabs a little girl and smacks Essy over the head with her>
>> No. 40840228
File 142783720130.png - (307.68KB , 1023x669 , Feerce.png )
40840228
>> No. 40840229
File 142783721267.png - (97.66KB , 881x907 , heya Siggy.png )
40840229
>>40840204
>> No. 40840230
File 142783722779.jpg - (170.22KB , 1280x720 , clementine_072413_1280.jpg )
40840230
>>40840227
>Essy's ten!
>>40840197
"...When did they go horrible?"
>> No. 40840232
File 142783727068.jpg - (42.67KB , 380x438 , 2lewd.jpg )
40840232
>>40840228
> "FASTER"
>> No. 40840233
>>40840211
>Don't know what that is, but it sounds fun

>>40840216
>

>>40840217
>Eating a sandwich. You?

>>40840218
>I dunno, I've never tested it.

>>40840219
>Awesome
>> No. 40840234
File 142783728303.jpg - (166.81KB , 496x518 , Ary brekas minds.jpg )
40840234
>>40840229
><Hits you over the head with >>40840229 >

>>40840230
>THAT CHANGES NOTHING!
>> No. 40840236
File 142783733110.png - (264.96KB , 1299x1322 , teehee.png )
40840236
>>40840234
>She's also mega satan
>> No. 40840237
File 142783733367.gif - (961.68KB , 500x307 , This is how I learn politics.gif )
40840237
>>40840233
>NIGGA FUCK YOUR SANDWICH!

><Smacks it out of your hand>
>> No. 40840238
File 142783734261.jpg - (152.43KB , 640x720 , PC plans.jpg )
40840238
>>40840234
> HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
>> No. 40840239
File 142783733862.png - (297.88KB , 1023x669 , Feerce.png )
40840239
>>40840229
>Fixed the coat colors to make them more muted :3
>> No. 40840240
File 142783737932.png - (82.74KB , 363x420 , 1.png )
40840240
>>40840233
>>40840216
>Ugh, picderp
>> No. 40840241
File 142783738287.gif - (2.48MB , 400x224 , And like the a person from GTA 4 is dead.gif )
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>>40840236
>> No. 40840242
File 142783742714.jpg - (41.97KB , 600x492 , does this look like the face of mercy.jpg )
40840242
>>40840237
>You shouldn't have done that. You have wakened my wrath.
>Run.
>> No. 40840244
File 142783743984.jpg - (70.56KB , 720x490 , Im a bit upset.jpg )
40840244
>>40840238
>> No. 40840245
>>40840241
>Is he dancing or stomping on him?
>>40840240
>Hay
>> No. 40840246
>>40840230
I dunno, it happened gradually, starting a few days ago... maybe weeks?
I started getting nightmares and...

>>40840233
>We should get some One Direction fan to test it.
>> No. 40840247
File 142783749843.jpg - (94.42KB , 1600x900 , 1371841533_twdclementine1.jpg )
40840247
>>40840246
"... Maybe we could ask mom for help.
Or Lotse."
>> No. 40840248
File 142783750464.png - (201.75KB , 365x770 , 986.png )
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>> No. 40840249
File 142783752646.jpg - (43.19KB , 800x455 , Deadpool is best.jpg )
40840249
>>40840242
>BRING IT ON BABY!

>>40840245
><Punches you>
>> No. 40840250
>>40840245
>How is?

>>40840246
>Nah, they'll mess it up. I'll just do it myself.

>>40840248
>Hoya

>>40840249
>Hmm... actually that sounds like too much work.
>> No. 40840251
>>40840249
>W-whyyyy
>> No. 40840252
>>40840248

>Hi thar.
>> No. 40840253
>>40840250
>Borid.
>> No. 40840254
>>40840247
Lotse hates me...
Mom doesn't love me either...
>> No. 40840255
File 142783759897.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40840255
>>40840250
>>40840252
>Hi~
>> No. 40840256
>>40840253
>Ponies would help with that
>> No. 40840257
File 142783763338.jpg - (67.07KB , 500x500 , NEW PLAN FUCK IT.jpg )
40840257
>>40840250
><Throws a building at you>

>>40840251
><Jeeps you>
>> No. 40840258
File 142783764569.jpg - (218.55KB , 1020x1555 , d3b43f904736691afc069dc5c11efbb4.jpg )
40840258
>>40840254
>> No. 40840259
File 142783765815.jpg - (166.11KB , 640x360 , what do you mean it's broken.jpg )
40840259
>>40840254
"I can talk to both."
>>40840256
>I feel like a dick, but I don't wanna ponies, sorry.
>>40840257
>*ded*
>>40840255
>Haaaaayaaaaayayayayayaaaaaay
>> No. 40840260
>>40840257
>*is Wicked Witch of the East'd*

>>40840259
>Baww, fine. Sorry.
>> No. 40840261
>>40840255

>Sup?
>> No. 40840262
File 142783775165.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40840262
>>40840259
>Hayyyyy

>>40840260
>Blarp
>>40840255

>>40840261
>Just got home from work, biked 4 miles
>> No. 40840263
>>40840259
Sure, I'm not stopping you...
*sighs*
>> No. 40840264
File 142783779368.jpg - (0.97MB , 800x1000 , Burn with me.jpg )
40840264
>>40840259
>>40840260
>Well then!
>> No. 40840265
>>40840262

>Eeish.
>> No. 40840266
File 142783784776.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40840266
>>40840265
>Yeeeep.
>> No. 40840267
File 142783788337.jpg - (72.50KB , 500x498 , 1401824225271.jpg )
40840267
>>40840264
>MAKE US WHOLE ISAAC
>>40840262
>Spooooorts!
>>40840263
"... Want a hug?"
>> No. 40840268
File 142783796590.jpg - (396.94KB , 884x1200 , 1422212154502.jpg )
40840268
>>40840267
>It's doctor who.
>> No. 40840269
>>40840268
>I SAID MAKE US WHOLE
>> No. 40840271
File 142783801169.png - (383.67KB , 600x853 , 4f7204254498d3134453916bc5ccbb80.png )
40840271
>>40840267
>Nyeeeeh
>> No. 40840272
File 142783809871.png - (225.48KB , 653x493 , Don't Even Know What to Call This.png )
40840272
>> No. 40840273
File 142783812440.gif - (1.71MB , 500x500 , AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK.gif )
40840273
>>40840269
><Punches you so hard in the chest my fist goes through you, grab your heart, pull it out, eat it>
>> No. 40840274
>>40840273
>Good lord, man.
>> No. 40840275
File 142783819739.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40840275
>>40840272
>> No. 40840276
>>40840267
It probably won't help...
>> No. 40840278
File 142783825586.png - (107.68KB , 269x371 , Neo_w_brown_eyes.png )
40840278
>> No. 40840279
File 142783825650.jpg - (167.86KB , 478x750 , Clems_New_clothes_by_ZombiDJ.jpg )
40840279
>>40840276
"... I can at least try."
>> No. 40840280
>>40840279
*Icy just sighs.*
>> No. 40840281
File 142783833720.png - (124.18KB , 500x648 , c288bc7060aa2e4785eb3b655edc9e39.png )
40840281
>>40840278
>> No. 40840282
>>40840280
She proceeded to hug her tightly, smiling.
>>40840278
>AH! IT'S A TRIPCODE!
>> No. 40840284
File 142783838960.png - (347.94KB , 750x750 , 1421021416852.png )
40840284
>>40840281
>Heya

>>40840282
>Been on all day lank
>> No. 40840285
File 142783842404.jpg - (46.52KB , 420x600 , Weiss_Schnee_600_1730176.jpg )
40840285
>>40840284
>Wassup gurrrrl?
>> No. 40840286
>>40840284
>AAAAH! IT'S A PERSON CALLING ME OUT!
>> No. 40840287
File 142783847706.png - (300.80KB , 837x910 , 1426524946869.png )
40840287
>>40840285
>Cooking supper, being a drunk
>> No. 40840288
File 142783851413.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40840288
>>40840287
>>40840287
>Fun fun~
>> No. 40840289
>>40840282
*Icy doesn't move at all, she's still turned back to you.*

*She feels mostly cold but hot at some places, her clothes are moist from sweat, like if she had some odd fever.*

*She's also shaking a bit.*
>> No. 40840290
File 142783862842.gif - (441.18KB , 300x416 , 2342.gif )
40840290
>>40840288
>It can be IF MY STOMACH would stop hurting all the time~
>> No. 40840291
File 142783866309.jpg - (101.79KB , 641x764 , clementine__uhm____l_lee__by_doofuskae_t-d5f6jvm.jpg )
40840291
>>40840289
"... We should take you to a doctor!"
>> No. 40840292
File 142783867828.jpg - (56.16KB , 600x400 , Weiss_Schnee_600_1665202.jpg )
40840292
>>40840290
>*Rubs your tummy*
>> No. 40840293
>>40840290
>Oh, oh,

>Demo, hey,

>Hey, Demo,

>Demo,

>Demo,

>Hey, hey,

>Demo, hey,
>> No. 40840294
File 142783889820.jpg - (372.75KB , 1085x1280 , tumblr_necn90g3M41tfu6rlo4_1280.jpg )
40840294
>>40840292
>Hiss!

>>40840293
>Yes morty?
>> No. 40840295
File 142783893858.jpg - (99.50KB , 514x685 , Req-1.jpg )
40840295
>>40840294
>*Squeaks and flees*
>> No. 40840296
>>40840294
>So, you have a character that uses Pyrrha as a picture base, right?
>> No. 40840297
>>40840291
Doctors won't help...
*tries to push you away*
>> No. 40840298
File 142783898992.jpg - (19.60KB , 355x400 , 1427683367887.jpg )
40840298
>>40840295
>Good

>>40840296
>Thats right I do
>> No. 40840299
File 142783904346.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40840299
>>40840298
>Rp?
>> No. 40840300
File 142783913809.jpg - (93.12KB , 650x447 , badass.jpg )
40840300
>Anyway, would any here care for a pony?
>> No. 40840301
File 142783917017.jpg - (32.90KB , 540x960 , spoiler.jpg )
40840301
>>40840298
>4u~
>> No. 40840302
File 142783917026.jpg - (163.04KB , 761x757 , bbAdi8K.jpg )
40840302
>>40840299
>Im about to eat supper
>> No. 40840303
File 142783920076.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40840303
>>40840302
>Aaaaaafter?

>>40840301
>> No. 40840304
File 142783923276.png - (385.22KB , 500x360 , 1 life remaining.png )
40840304
>>40840300
>Perhhhhhhhaps!


>>40840302
><Makes dinner for u>
>> No. 40840305
File 142783924309.jpg - (42.30KB , 269x550 , 1423490059573.jpg )
40840305
>>40840301
>Awww merci beaucoup Morty. Thank you very much, very thoughtful of you.~<3

>>40840303
>We'll see!~

>>40840304
><3
>> No. 40840306
>>40840304
>Acantha?
>> No. 40840307
File 142783927349.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40840307
>>40840305
>Kay~<3
>> No. 40840308
File 142783933146.png - (2.87MB , 680x885 , 033.png )
40840308
>>40840306
>Wanna rp?
>> No. 40840310
>>40840308
>Sure! I'm guessing you want Virginia?
>> No. 40840311
File 142783940772.jpg - (235.42KB , 850x1230 , 000.jpg )
40840311
>>40840305
>Can I sit on your lap and wathc you eat?

>>40840306
>The white broad is in the bar
>> No. 40840312
File 142783941544.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40840312
>>40840310
>Sure, or someone else if you wanna mix things up?
>> No. 40840313
>>40840304
>OH OH

>Dom,

>Hey,

>Dom, hey,

>Hey, Dom,

>Hey,

>Hey,

>Dom, Dom,

>I drew one for you too :D

>>40840305
>You're welcome :3
>> No. 40840314
File 142783951168.jpg - (99.50KB , 514x685 , Req-1.jpg )
40840314
>>40840313
>> No. 40840316
>>40840311
>Fossil and Oddly trot in

>>40840312
>Virginia is fine. She enters the bar.
>> No. 40840317
File 142783954990.jpg - (300.84KB , 800x1100 , 3b0035aa396ea22b348d1a5c4cc39237.jpg )
40840317
>>40840313
>Oh? You drew something for me? :o
>> No. 40840318
File 142783958211.jpg - (131.49KB , 1024x683 , 5364d7e5ecfdee45c13e1a6588d6f0ab.jpg )
40840318
>>40840316
>They recevice waves from the white mare

Hiy!
>> No. 40840319
File 142783958767.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40840319
>>40840316
>Odd, Tanaka isn't anywhere to be seen. Billyplush is on the counter though~
>> No. 40840320
File 142783958518.png - (737.58KB , 600x704 , 111554 - artist saturnspace clockpunk Doctor_Whooves steampunk.png )
40840320
>>40840313
>> No. 40840321
File 142783961800.jpg - (304.82KB , 800x1000 , 1427465728791.jpg )
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>>40840307
><3

>>40840311
>Too big!

>>40840313
>Huggles squeeze~
>> No. 40840322
File 142783962469.jpg - (50.01KB , 500x339 , 669c556a216c4ea5d5bdd0582a803337.jpg )
40840322
>>40840314
>

>>40840317
>Mehbeh. Lemme upload it and ye shall see.

>>40840320
>
>> No. 40840323
File 142783963892.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
40840323
>RP?
>> No. 40840324
File 142783965561.jpg - (31.36KB , 348x505 , more cutsie.jpg )
40840324
>>40840322
> no
>> No. 40840325
File 142783966281.png - (437.78KB , 600x800 , a8c407fa556937da0e9ebf596ef8ba70.png )
40840325
>>40840322
>*draws you like a french pone*

>>40840321
*Mwah*
>> No. 40840326
>>40840318
"Good afternoon, Acantha."
"Hoya!"

>>40840319
>Strange, she never goes anywhere without that thing...
>Virginia pokes her head into the kitchen
"T-tanaka?"
>> No. 40840328
File 142783969719.png - (854.95KB , 611x790 , ATR_Clem_Ashore.png )
40840328
>>40840297
"... I just wanna help."
>> No. 40840329
>>40840323
>Who would you like?
>> No. 40840330
File 142783971004.jpg - (151.00KB , 847x864 , 1f5c57b0de097dba83c3d9bf529f778b.jpg )
40840330
>>40840326
>Nope, no Tanaka in sight.
>> No. 40840331
File 142783973085.jpg - (358.76KB , 1000x809 , 3.jpg )
40840331
>>40840321
>Can you sit on my lap then?

>>40840322
>Hokie! take yer time

>>40840323
>Yes! I'd like!

>>40840326
How are the both of you?
>> No. 40840332
File 142783973766.jpg - (7.76KB , 237x213 , images.jpg )
40840332
>>40840324
>> No. 40840333
>>40840330
>Puzzled, she takes a seat near the plush
>> No. 40840334
>>40840331
>Of course.~
>> No. 40840335
File 142783975673.jpg - (427.70KB , 697x1000 , Fuck yeah bitches.jpg )
40840335
>>40840329

>Dunno!

>>40840331

>Hoo?
>> No. 40840336
>>40840328
Don't bother, I'll probably be fine soon...

I think...
>> No. 40840337
>>40840334
>>40840335
>>40840333
>>40840330
>RP?
>> No. 40840338
>>40840337

>Hoo?
>> No. 40840339
File 142783981389.png - (395.34KB , 800x800 , triple cute.png )
40840339
>>40840332
> So before I lose too much time...
< Implying I haven't already
> I'm gonna switch off all this stuff and get back to studying for that test I have in 25 hours. Take care, all, I will probably be back soon.

> Probably.
>> No. 40840340
File 142783981837.png - (2.87MB , 680x885 , 033.png )
40840340
>>40840332
>Booooop

>>40840333
>It's a cute Billyplush, sitting there quietly as usual.
>> No. 40840341
File 142783982034.png - (13.27KB , 58x135 , Caesar 26.png )
40840341
>Anyone wanna rp?
>> No. 40840342
>>40840338
>WHOEVER!
>>40840341
>Yis
>> No. 40840343
File 142783984853.jpg - (218.55KB , 1020x1555 , d3b43f904736691afc069dc5c11efbb4.jpg )
40840343
>>40840341
>Me perhaps?
>> No. 40840345
File 142783987265.jpg - (82.40KB , 894x894 , When I Grow Up, I Will Monocle.jpg )
40840345
>>40840342
>>40840343
>Who?
>> No. 40840346
>>40840331
"We're...doing well. This is the friend I mentioned, Oddly Named."

>>40840335
>Okay, who do YOU plan to bring in?

>>40840337
>Sure. Any preference?

>>40840339
>Later man!

>>40840340
>....
>She covertly gives it a small hug

>>40840341
>I does!
>> No. 40840347
>>40840342

>Well my options are limited, even with Gretchen back.
>She's not in a hurry to go anywhere.
>> No. 40840348
File 142783990679.png - (260.32KB , 806x1453 , brazzers.png )
40840348
>>40840324
>I'm stealing this.










>MEANWHILE

>Varmus and she-Varmus were now in the Bar, drinking whiskey shot after shot.
>> No. 40840349
File 142783992448.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
40840349
>>40840347
>Darius and whoever?
>>40840346
>Scary demon paladin?
>>40840345
>Scary palademon?
>> No. 40840350
File 142783992475.jpg - (45.79KB , 450x337 , Dinner time.jpg )
40840350
>>40840346

>Lil vampire.
>> No. 40840351
File 142783993666.gif - (537.60KB , 396x432 , Surp-Weiss Hug.gif )
40840351
>>40840321
>

>>40840339
>Aight, good luck on that test, mang.

>>40840340
>*dies*
>> No. 40840352
>>40840349

>OK.
>> No. 40840353
File 142783996187.jpg - (190.73KB , 850x1213 , 0002.jpg )
40840353
>>40840334
>Woo!

>>40840335
>>40840341
>Would either of you care for Ary?

>Or Blackjack?

>Or Dom pony?

>>40840346
Hello Oddly, my name is Acantha.

>She smiled and offered him a hoofshake
>> No. 40840355
File 142783998774.png - (466.91KB , 700x390 , decisions.png )
40840355
>>40840348
> no s'mine
fine but I'm still using it for Whisper
>> No. 40840356
>>40840349
>You missed? >>40840336
>> No. 40840357
File 142784000667.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40840357
>>40840345
>I have a charming burn victim who is an excellent chef?

>>40840346
>It squeaks as its hugged.
>> No. 40840358
>>40840353

>Blackjack?
>> No. 40840359
File 142784000588.jpg - (18.71KB , 916x515 , unnamed.jpg )
40840359
>>40840331
>&1 4u~
>> No. 40840360
File 142784001691.png - (179.14KB , 404x435 , Caesar 37.png )
40840360
>>40840349
>>40840357
>Hmm...
>>40840346
>>40840350
>LiL vampire and Silver, Reo, Dusk?
>>40840353
>Could o for someone and either Reo or Gwyn
>> No. 40840361
File 142784002006.png - (144.53KB , 475x579 , 88e7c16fe86c05a54386d7f04e7b5c59.png )
40840361
>>40840348
>Hey Varmy!
>> No. 40840362
File 142784004332.png - (382.02KB , 2808x3649 , flitter_by_silentmatten-d56c9s8.png )
40840362
>>40840348
A curious cyan on looker
>> No. 40840363
File 142784005574.jpg - (109.98KB , 500x812 , attack of the belly button.jpg )
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>>40840360

>Yis!
>Vampire is there for all!
>> No. 40840364
File 142784009901.png - (439.51KB , 410x568 , I am not high enough for this.png )
40840364
>>40840336
"... Okay..."
>>40840352
>Throw whoever!
>>40840348
Essy proceeded to look up and she-mus and giggle.
>>40840360
>Hum...
>> No. 40840365
>CHROME ATE MY POST!
>> No. 40840366
File 142784012128.png - (104.98KB , 433x600 , __Reolith de'Valaran.png )
40840366
>>40840363
>Reo was dangling a hat off a fishing-pole from the rafters above her
>> No. 40840367
File 142784014644.jpg - (296.18KB , 800x600 , 08928e690c7b743467394e295f1453c7.jpg )
40840367
>>40840351
> D:

>>40840360
>YOu could use whomever
>> No. 40840368
File 142784016720.jpg - (935.12KB , 1940x1291 , Bat Wings.jpg )
40840368
>>40840366

...What are you doing up there?

>>40840364

>VAMP VAMP VAMP
>> No. 40840370
>>40840364
...maybe Faygo isn't really that good...
>> No. 40840371
File 142784021668.png - (104.98KB , 433x600 , __Reolith de'Valaran.png )
40840371
>>40840368
Trying to see what works.
>He swapped out his bait for some garlic that he bopped her in the face with at the end of the string
>> No. 40840372
>>40840349
>Reaper-Who-Was in the bar

>>40840350
>Orange mare, in the bar

>>40840353
>He grabs her hoof with a grin
"Good meeting you, Canth!"

>>40840348
>1d3 = 1
>Virginia, Litwick, Thousand
>> No. 40840374
File 142784024544.png - (324.45KB , 600x600 , Apprently a DMC crossover.png )
40840374
>>40840348
>Would you like to countinue or...?

>If not Blackjack!

>>40840358
>>40840360
>I'm alright with Reo sinc eyou're playing him?


>And here!

>There she is! The white mare with the red and black hair! Sitting around with her backpack on yawning and being lazy

>>40840359
>You draw very well :o
>> No. 40840375
File 142784027518.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
40840375
>>40840368
"..."
The scary demonguy who reeked of holy power looked at her.
"... Oh grrrreat."
>>40840372
"What's up, kid?"
>>40840370
"... Oh wow, you're sicker than I thought."
>> No. 40840376
File 142784028817.jpg - (296.18KB , 800x600 , 08928e690c7b743467394e295f1453c7.jpg )
40840376
>>40840372
>Bloop
>>40840357

>>40840371
>Blarp
>>40840367
>> No. 40840377
File 142784030586.jpg - (202.97KB , 600x900 , 1ef0df5c43240d8c3cf0daee88de6530.jpg )
40840377
>MEAN WHILE! For Andrew

>There is a pink bat pony in now new clothing and socks. And also seems to be pretty clean too~!

>>40840372
You wanted to meet Bane, right?
>> No. 40840378
File 142784030318.jpg - (138.14KB , 700x990 , Cranky.jpg )
40840378
>>40840371

>She blinks.
...Why are you doing this?

>>40840372

>Flutter flutter flutter over.
Hi you!>>40840374

...Lazy you.

>>40840375

Eek! Stay away, you stink!
>> No. 40840379
File 142784036323.jpg - (85.99KB , 751x1063 , Ugh these claws ruin half of my shoes.jpg )
40840379
>>40840378
"... Well that's just rude, fangs.
I wash."
>> No. 40840380
>>40840375
I'll be fine, I always get better... always...
>> No. 40840381
File 142784037407.jpg - (51.57KB , 800x671 , 10513302_320660271472719_8752206961196572865_n.jpg )
40840381
>>40840374
>Praise me more, senpai!

>D'aww, shucks, :3
>> No. 40840382
File 142784037612.png - (104.98KB , 433x600 , __Reolith de'Valaran.png )
40840382
>>40840372
>>40840374
>>40840376
>>40840378
...Research.
>He tries to leave the garlic on her head lik a hat as he reels in the rod
Hmm,...ye that works.
>He rolls forward and spreads out his wings to slow his fall as he lands on BJs back
>> No. 40840383
File 142784038706.png - (439.51KB , 410x568 , I am not high enough for this.png )
40840383
>>40840380
"... We're getting you to Billy."
>> No. 40840384
File 142784045127.jpg - (315.92KB , 668x745 , 31246811beeaaa3be87328d475fdf40c.jpg )
40840384
>>40840382
>A girl with burn scars down the right half of her body looks over at grey stallion, and watches him curiously
>> No. 40840385
File 142784045964.jpg - (163.69KB , 850x695 , Devious.jpg )
40840385
>>40840379

Not that way.

>>40840382

>She flicks the garlic away.
You're weird.
>> No. 40840386
>>40840375
"There is little to be told."

>>40840376
>>40840357
>Sorry

>She smiles and sets it back down, trotting over to make herself some tea

>>40840377
>His smile widens
"Oh, so you're the one with the dinosaur! Yeah, definitely, guy!"

>>40840378
"Heya! Do I know you?"

>>40840382
"What manner of research would this be, Jimmy?"
>> No. 40840387
File 142784051147.png - (104.98KB , 433x600 , __Reolith de'Valaran.png )
40840387
>>40840384
>>40840385
Yeah but I'm taller than you at least
>>40840386
Hats and Garlic research.
>> No. 40840388
>>40840383
I don't wanna... she'll hurt me...
>> No. 40840389
File 142784055277.png - (326.81KB , 500x746 , 920c91bfc7bfd0d7b525fc6652f44002.png )
40840389
>>40840386
>She'd see a bit of black hair poking out of a large cupboard.

>>40840387
>Tanaka quietly approaches the shifty stalicolt
>> No. 40840390
File 142784055336.jpg - (109.22KB , 1000x1200 , Heya.jpg )
40840390
>>40840387

Untrue!

>>40840386

Enope! I don't know you after all.
>> No. 40840391
File 142784060629.jpg - (100.50KB , 600x861 , do spines work like this.jpg )
40840391
>>40840385
"I got what you meant, fangs.

You seem pretty new in this business from what I can tell. How long you've been in this? A century? less?"
>>40840386
He smirks.
"No scythes flying around?"
>> No. 40840392
File 142784060349.png - (104.98KB , 433x600 , __Reolith de'Valaran.png )
40840392
>>40840389
Heya Burny.
>He said tossing her a glance and grin
>>40840390
>He trots up to her and flops his head atop of her own
>> No. 40840393
File 142784065853.jpg - (41.29KB , 263x350 , Blood Red Moon.jpg )
40840393
>>40840391

A century and half.

>>40840392

Ouch! Don't you be headbutting me!
>> No. 40840394
File 142784067732.jpg - (47.32KB , 650x923 , 2790d0ca7b529098cb171db52677f89c.jpg )
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>>40840392
"... H-hello there..."
>> No. 40840395
File 142784069865.png - (1.05MB , 1280x800 , THIS IS WHAT NATURE PLAAANNED.png )
40840395
>AAAAAAAH

>RULES OF NATURE!
>RULES OF NAY-TUUUR!

>...But in all seriousness that was a great game, always nice when you're not the only competent person on the team. We just kept pushing down those towers until we were knocking down their Nexus.
>> No. 40840396
>>40840387
"Clearly. And what is the purpose of such inquiry? You seem to be whiling away your time fruitlessly."

>>40840389
>...Virginia trots over
"Tanaka?"

>>40840390
"Oh, well, good to meet you, then! I'm Haph!"

>>40840391
>Harvey frowns at him
"You would mock the face of death?"
>> No. 40840398
File 142784074774.jpg - (300.84KB , 800x1100 , 3b0035aa396ea22b348d1a5c4cc39237.jpg )
40840398
>>40840378
Oh hey. It's you. That one bat. SUp?

>>40840381
>Heeh~ How are you?

>>40840382
>Blackjack stands up nice and strong

Haha! I'm still strong!

...

>She falls

...college takes up my work out time

>>40840386
I thought Fossil had told you, heh.
>> No. 40840399
File 142784075450.jpg - (163.69KB , 850x695 , Devious.jpg )
40840399
>>40840396

Remilia!
>> No. 40840400
File 142784075546.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40840400
>>40840396
>She'd hear snoring in the cupboard.
>> No. 40840401
File 142784077686.png - (215.16KB , 348x505 , Varmie.png )
40840401
>>40840355
>Kay

>>40840361
>Hello, you flatterer! Look at this thread, look at it! How am I to post here and not blush now, huh~?

>>40840362
Yes?
>Said the stallion.
Can we help you?
>Said the mare.

>They were almost completely identical, down to cutiemarks. And apparently hard to drink down, judging by the fact they were draining a second bottle of whiskey and looked perfectly sober.

>>40840364
...What?

>>40840372
Vir-
     -ginia!

>>40840374
>I got less than an hour, so... Blackjack. There's Varmus and female Varmus!
>> No. 40840402
File 142784082139.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
40840402
>>40840393
"Hm.

Not a lot of soul residue..."
>>40840396
"We've been on this, kid."
>>40840401
She giggles.
"... She-mus."
>> No. 40840403
File 142784084385.png - (369.00KB , 787x1050 , 1.png )
40840403
>>40840401
.....Dad....why is it one of you is hot?

...

Oh my god. You're a milf.

...

Oh my god.
>> No. 40840404
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>In any case, would any of you lads like to RP?
>> No. 40840405
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>>40840402
Sunny.
>> No. 40840406
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>>40840401
>I aim to please~<3
>> No. 40840407
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>>40840398

I'm batty!

>>40840402

I heard that!
>> No. 40840408
>>40840398
>Sleepy. My work schedule has changed recently and my sleep patterns have not caught up with it.

>I will actually probably be passing out here in a minute D:
>> No. 40840410
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>>40840405
"... How'd you get to that?"
>>40840407
"You don't drain people dry.

That's a good sign in my book."
>> No. 40840412
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>>40840403
>>40840401
>............



<>Varmus is a milf now. You cannot unrthink this<>
>> No. 40840413
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>>40840403
Spell gone awry, meet Sunny.

Hi! I'm Varmus' gender-reversed clone.

>>40840404
>See
>>40840348

>>40840406
>////<
>> No. 40840414
>>40840398
"She told me some, yeah."

"I wanted to respect your earlier wish for confidentiality."

>>40840399
"Nice to meet you Remilia!"

>>40840400
>Virginia gently knocks on the door

>>40840401
>She glances over at the pair
"Oh, um, h-hello."

>>40840402
"Indeed, and we need not repeat the argument."
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>>40840410

Oooooh, right. Phew.
>> No. 40840416
>>40840410
>Do we end it here or continue >>40840388
>Maybe end, it's late.
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>>40840413
>*Huggles and nuzzles*
>~<3

>>40840414
>The cupboard swings open, revealing a sleeping tanaka, using a sack of flour as a pillow and still wearing an apron.
>> No. 40840418
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>>40840415
"What kind of a vampire are you, anyway? There's several kinds."
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>>40840412
>~

>>40840410
Spell went awry, hello I'm alive.

>>40840414
How do you do?
Everything fine?

>>40840417
>///>
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>>40840414

Likewise! How goes it?

>>40840418

An eastern one?
>> No. 40840422
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>>40840419
>Would you care to Rp, deary?
>> No. 40840423
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>>40840417
"Aww."
>Virginia smiles at the adorable sight for a moment, then gently prods her with a hoof
"T-tanaka."

>>40840419
"Oh, um, I-I'm okay. Um, j-just waking u-up Tanaka."

>>40840421
"I'm good! How are you?"
>> No. 40840424
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>>40840404
>I kinda want to do silly!

>>40840407
Is that british slang?

>>40840408
>Well sleep well!

>>40840412
><terimantor theme>

>>40840413
Oh. Alright. ...she's....she's going to be around for a while isn't she?

>>40840414
Ah. Well um....

ANyways. I'd be ready to see it when you two are!
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>>40840419
"... That's silly."
>>40840421
"Hm. Alive or Undead?"
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>>40840423

Excellent!
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>>40840423
>Tanaka yawns, and gently rubs her eyes, covering her face in flour.
"Hnn?"
>> No. 40840428
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>>40840424

...I dunno.
What's up?

>>40840425

Undead of course.
>> No. 40840429
>>40840424
>Will do!

>Good ni- ...Er, afternoon.
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>>40840422
>I got only but a several dozen minutes, but Varmus and Sunny are in the Bar. Actually, Varmus needs to speak to Tanaka ASAP.

>>40840423
Aww.
Tanaka?
Gotta talk to Tanaka.

>>40840424
I think she's permanent.
Is that a bad thing~?

>>40840425
But it works!
>> No. 40840432
>>40840424
"If you don't mind, certainly."
"Hecks yeah, guy!"

>>40840426
"Great!"
>She smiles

>>40840427
"Y-you fell asleep i-in the cupboard, sweetie."

>>40840431
"...i-is something wrong?"
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>>40840431
>Well, she's in a cupboard waking up~

>>40840432
"Oh... yeah... d-didn't wanna leave the kitchen..."
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>>40840393
I'm not headbutting, You have a butt-head...silly butt-head vampire.
>>40840394
Sup? I'm Reolith.
>>40840396
Yeah that's fun is why. You little rabbit horse?
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>>40840432
...Gretchen.
Poor Gretchen.
Tanaka got the rest of her stuff.
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>>40840434
"N-nothing really... um... I'm Tanaka..."
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>>40840428
"Hm.
No chance for a cure, then."
He got up and looked at her.
"Paladin-Inquisitor Darius. Call me Darius,ain't rich enough for titles."
>>40840431
"Well, yeah!
... Are you gonna do magic shop things like Varmus does?"
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>>40840348
>I see!
>Also, disregard our first Emilias and Varmuses interaction, kinda did a soft reset after that for the sake of some drama.

A pale woman could be observed walking into the bar, her eyes a dull grey and her black hair cut to short but still with some length while garbed in all manner of grey clothes in including a trenchcoat, thin gloves, simple pants, and heavy boots. Her expression could only be described as 'crestfallen' as even with her otherwise neutral expression there was still the glint of despair in her eyes.

She simply walked over to the bar and began to make herself a mug of recaf, though upon noticing the She-Varmus sitting next to the Male-Varmus a forlorn smile appeared on her face.

"Well at least that makes for one familiar face. Hello Varmus, and hello to you as well Varmus's counterpart." She said, speaking to She-Varmus and Male-Varmus respectively.
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>>40840437
Nice to meet you. Whats with the face?
>>40840424
>Reo tickles BJ with his wings
>> No. 40840441
>>40840433
>>40840435
"Gretchen? W-w-what h-happened t-to Gretchen?"

>>40840434
"Damnations, how oft must I answer this? I am not a rabbit!"
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>>40840440
"W-what do you mean?!?"
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>>40840424
>What kind of silly? >.>
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>>40840441
>>40840435
"W-what?"
>>