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40842134 No. 40842134
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>Name your favorite sponge bob quotes
>favorite Episode
>Least favorite
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40844405
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I do not like to brag.

But I did shoot a cybernetic hulk of an alien with a cannon.

That was rather fun.
>> No. 40844406
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Well, long story short. I ended up having to take part in a rescue, but that team was short. We got stuck and we're kinda being walked, so I was like. WELP! Then an airstrike happened and I was safe.

So yeah, the end! That happened over about a day.

Ah onlah got threeee.
>Rocky said teasingly, as Djinni lost a star and bit her controller beign silly and Rocky had none.~
>> No. 40844407
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Oh so I win? Or is it over or...? I don't know how to play...atleast itisn't as bad as playing cricket.

>She said with a chuckle
>> No. 40844408
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"... I ran outta peanut butter.

I made reverse chocochips, though!"
>> No. 40844409
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Not much, not much. Got cloned, helped Varmie get Gretchen out from being kidnapped, this sort of thing.

I got cloned. Like Varmie did.

Ah, so you were the one responsible for that hole in the wall and lack of another?

Man, Billyfish was pissed.

...Of course you had to tell, huh? Asshole.
>> No. 40844410
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>> No. 40844411
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Whats cricket?
>Said Djinni, Ary did indeed win. Rocky lost but she shrugged, leaning back on her pillow.

Hey I didnt tell all of it!
>Ritsu stuck her tongue out, Miya snorted a little.
>> No. 40844412
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Oh right. I had heard that had happened...and didn't Varmus get cloned?
>> No. 40844413
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That's a rather large jump of logic, if I do say so myself. Perhaps I fired upon said alien in an entirely different setting.
>> No. 40844414
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Hah...should of placed a bet...

>She chuckled, setting her controller down and leaning back.
>> No. 40844415
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The Whisper's eyes would show him... well, the obvious. The giant's form resembles that of a human's, but the comparison is akin to likening a mountain to a stone. Every inch of his frame is encased in a gleaming metallic substance, though the exact material isn't readily apparent. There are a number of seams, creases, and lenses embedded in the cyborg's carapace, no doubt compartments in which various tools or weapons are stored. Despite his immense size, though, his fingers are thin and almost delicate-looking, perhaps designed for precise work.
The only part of him that appears to be organic is his face, though whether it is composed of living flesh or a a passable facsimile is debatable.
"A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Whisper. I am called Bacchus D-79, of the Morphus."
>> No. 40844416
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If it was ah bet, ah woulda won!
>Boasted Rocky the pilot.~
>> No. 40844417
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Iiiiif you say of the high life and just want to hang around here?
>> No. 40844419
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Like she said, she bet ah couldnt do it!
>She giggled a little, Djinni stuck her tongue out at the two.

Ah might go back up thar later, sit down by the beach or somefin.~
>> No. 40844420
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Ah. Alright....

>Ary rain her fingers through her hair a bit. Then said

Well uh...huh..not sure what to say now...

....Doooo you two want to go to a party for Scipio some time?
>> No. 40844421
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Awesome. Gimme.

Yeppers! I think Celestia's the happiest because of it.

>Kiddo rolled her eyes and crossed her arms.

But you did tell it even though I asked ya not to.

Yep! He did so too.

Whisper, sweetie, I wasn't born yesterday.
>> No. 40844422
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Why would that be?
>She scratches her head.
>> No. 40844423
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Ah think Ill drop in maybeh, Ah been watchin Val and ye for awhile naow..more interestin.~

>Djinni nodded.
Can I bring streaaamerrss?~

>She scrunched her nose up at her, this was her entire response. Eventually though she crossed her eyes.
Ahh they're stuck!
>> No. 40844424
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So you are. Fascinating. I have read somewhat into your kind, but I cannot say I am particularly well aware of the less fundamental aspects thereof. Interesting nonetheless.

> He hums his indifference, but does not seem to mean this in a particularly offensive fashion.

I was only responsible for blowing a hole in the wall. The cybernetic hulk was entirely responsible for tearing the whole of the other wall down. It was an emergency, you see.
>> No. 40844425
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I'll never understand how this happens.


>Ary stared at the ghost a bit before shaking her head and smiling at Djinni with a nod

Of course~
>> No. 40844426
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>Teton made a circle with her thumb and index finger, then started to repetadely put her other index finger through the hole.


>Kiddo grabbed a bottle of bourbon.

I'm sure it was. You better make sure Billyfish never learns of your involvement~

Wayward magic, better not to think about it.
>> No. 40844427
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With Celestia!?
>> No. 40844428
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Suppose not....

...Ssssssooo. Do ya wanna go to a party i'm throwing for Scipio?
>> No. 40844429
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>I'm here now...
>The lurking begins
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>The ghost stared back, blinking and then blushed and growled a little looking away.
>Djinni grinned.

Help! AHh
>She fell over and flopped on the floor.
Ooo I can see.~
>> No. 40844431
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Oh, I'm sure she'd forgive me. We abominations and freaks of nature have to stick together.
>> No. 40844432
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I'd imagine so!

A party for Scipio~?

Tell me more.

>Lurk? Orrr we could do that thing with Mysty and Ero.

>Kiddo glanced at her, popped two painkilers, and downed them with several gulps of booze.
Mhm. That's nice.

If you say so. I don't apprecciate calling Billyfish a freak or abomination, though.

>She put on a venomously sweet smile.
>> No. 40844433
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Bacchus's face gives the distinct impression that he would be arching a skeptic eyebrow, had he an eyebrow to arch in such a fashion.
"I am surprised to learn that you have heard of the Morphus. My records do not indicate our two species ever making contact before my crew and I arrived. Where is it you learned of us, if I may ask?"
>> No. 40844434
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...I had no idea!
>> No. 40844435
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>Yeah, we could do that, if you aren't to busy
>> No. 40844436
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Hey Kiddo, wanna go with me to a party?
>> No. 40844437
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And behold, mortals. I have risen from the darkest depths of the drowning tomb of Lumbos

I have crossed the vast fields of salt and fallen ashes, and braved the voice that devours all meaning.
>> No. 40844438
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Well, he's single, interested annnnd a Timelord. Everything she wants. She had her sights on Varmie, too, you know?

>I am not too busy.

>Varmus and Sunny trotted into the Bar, hauling something.

What party.


>*shoots several times with a shotgun*
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>> No. 40844441
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What are you blushing for?

>Ary asked tilting her head

Mhmm! Want to do something nice for her and have her meet new people and stuff too.
>> No. 40844442
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Arys throwin a party for Scipio, wanna go?

Nuttin blondie.
>She snarled, looks like Rocky was embarrassed!~
>> No. 40844443
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>Eroteme is sitting in the bar in some sort of security uniform, that's new.
>> No. 40844444
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*Ducks for cover!*

How is that lewd?
>> No. 40844445
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Huh. Imagine that.

Well. mine is a rather, ah, unique..."species," to say the least. But my TARDIS has a fair bank of information which I enjoy combing through when I am not so utterly focused on some other pursuit.
>> No. 40844446
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Weeeell then...

I'll probably have it be in a few days. Make it a surprise for her and such.
>> No. 40844448
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You still mad at Tanaka?

Good idea, I'll defintely come!

Sure, sounds okay.


It's go time.

...Nice duds.

>Oh. Sorry.

>> No. 40844449
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Thaaaaaank you~

>Ary gave a small smile at Teton
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Ill make a note of it in mah bugalow!

>Djinni then said.
Ill write it down right now!
>She wrote it on her arm..heh~

Alrriiight, got me a date.~
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> He nods serenely, and begins to boil a pot of tea, humming some obscure orchestral movement as he goes.
>> No. 40844452
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>She nods with a gulp.
I've not been able to properly relax as easily, because-...
>> No. 40844455
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"Fine. What do you need me to do?"
>> No. 40844460
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>I'unno. Dem quints, doe.

"Yet another genetic variant on the standard sapient quadruped? This planet continues to astound me," the giant says, his voice still flat and sounding far from astounded. Apparently the Morphus do not possess the ability to emulate changes in vocal tone. Either that or Bacchus is just naturally monotone.
With a gesture, a holographic keyboard materializes in front of him, and he begins typing at a rapid pace.
"If it would not be rude of me to inquire, in what manner do you differ from others of your race?"

Fun fact: The Morphus have never encountered a Gallifreyan before.
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