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#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7lvINrYPw

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
YOUR AD HERE

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>Name your favorite sponge bob quotes
>favorite Episode
>Least favorite
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40842136
>>40842134
first
>> No. 40842138
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>Anyone want to RP?
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>Those black bars...

>anyways...

"...I must keep these from the wrong hooves, hands, tentacles, and whatever else there is... Or find who made them!" Pinkie said.

She went inside the kitchen.
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>>40842141
>There is a girl wearing a frilly green apron, along with a skirt and t-shirt, cooking happily~
>> No. 40842143
>>40842142
Pinkie decides to inform the girl of her quality in baking.

"You make amazing pastries!" Pinkie said. "They're even better than my old Cupcake recipe!"
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>>40842143
"EEP!!"
>The girl jumps in surprise, throwing a hot tray of cookie in the air.
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>>40842144
Pinkie catches one, apparently able to stand the heat.

"Whoopsie! Didn't mean to make you jump!" Pinkie says, popping it into her mouth.
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>>40842145
>It's as good as the others~!
"I-it's okay..."
>And the tray falls and lands on her head.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Is this thread new? Or is DB really gone down hill since I was last on
>> No. 40842148
>>40842147
>It just got posted
>> No. 40842149
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>>40842147
>It's a new thread!
>> No. 40842150
>>40842146
Pinkie flips the pan off of her.

"Don't kill yourself, kid," she says, considering it sound advice.
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>>40842149
>>40842148
Oh

...Dang, Thought I'd have a chance to be popular again
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>>40842148
>>40842147
>Yep.

>>40842150
"O-ow... I-I try not to..."
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>>40842151
>No. Get out of here you scrub.
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>>40842153
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>>40842154
>>40842153
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>>40842154
>:U

>How are you?
>> No. 40842157
>"Finland!"
>Band Geeks
>Any I haven't seen
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>>40842155
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>>40842158
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>>40842157
>What about the new stuff?
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>>40842151
>Hey, at least you have time to be on, it seems.

>I have to balance work and learning how to program.

>Well, I can abandon that any time, but...

>>40842152
"And that is good!" Pinkie said. "Dying sucks, I know from experience!"
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>>40842156
Good, being fat and lazy like always....

God I am going to get my ass kicked in Basic when my order FINALLY come in...
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>>40842154
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>>40842161
"You've... died?"
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>>40842162
>Everyone going to basic and I'm over here selling drugs.
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>>40842161
>Dam

>>40842159
>>40842163
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>>40842165
>Just me
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>>40842166
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>>40842166
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>>40842166
>>40842163
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>>40842165
....

"Wait a second"

>>40842167
>>40842165
>My orders are on hold because they "overbooked" the technical school I was suppose to go into... You'd think the military'd have their shit together...

>>40842170
>Geebuz, you kept it

>>40842168
>>40842169
>I got nothin
>> No. 40842172
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>>40842167
>>40842171
>I know nothing!
>> No. 40842173
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>>40842171
>What did you enlist for?
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>>40842170
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>>40842171
>Meeeeeh
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>>40842173
>2T3X2 "Special Vehicle Maintenance" Basically in charge of fixing all the shit that fixes the planes.

>>40842174
>>40842172
>>40842175
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>>40842176
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>>40842176
>Funny thing my recruiter actually dropped the hint that some of their units were overstaffed.
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>>40842164
"Not the weirdest thing you'll hear in this building, toots" Pinkie said in a 60's mobster sort of way.
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>>40842178
>Mine didn't, looked me dead in the eye and said "You look like you can fix shit" *looks at my results from meps* "Yep, fixing shit it is"

>I was suppose to ship out last monday.... UUuuugugh!
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>>40842180
>My Meps date is on the 13th, I am excite.

>Ill probably ship in may. Did you check and see if they gave a bonus for that job?
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>>40842179
"A-and who are you?"
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>Gotta sleep now...
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>>40842182
"The name's Pinkie Pie," Pinkie Pie says.
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>>40842183
>Gnight~
>> No. 40842186
>>40842181
>Any maintenance AFSC '2T' is supposedly in demand right now, though I didn't get a sign on bonus. I can, however, qualify for a kicker for the GI Bill. Sort of forgot how much though, sort of slept through that class

>Also have fun at MEPS... It sucks...
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>>40842186
>Still gotta check with my own recruiter see what kind there are around right now, my friend just got back from CBRN in the Army and got 15k in his bank.

>I know it does.
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>>40842187
>So you Army? Navy? Air Force? Maines? Coast Guard?
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>>40842189
>Air Force Reserve!
>Nearest base is only 30 minutes away, seemed a better idea.
>> No. 40842191
>>40842190
>Oh wow, welcome to the family :D
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>MFW Too Skinny to enlist
>MFW Can't gain a pound to save my life
>MFW Dreams of pew pew are dead
>> No. 40842193
>>40842192

>When I went through MEPS I weighed 144lbs

>4 lbs over the minimum
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>>40842191
>Danke.~

>>40842192
>Be border patrol, you can oper8 on 4 wheelers all day
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>>40842193
>I also forgot to ask, will you be coming out of basic as e-3?
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>>40842193
>I'm 5'9 and weigh 114 pounds. Minimum for me is 127.

>>40842194
>What border? I dont wanna move down south, and i dont wanna move any further north
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>>40842196
>Well, that sucks then. I think you can still work for Us Border Customs in your state, I think.
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>>40842194
>I assume you are going DEP (Delayed Entry) then right?

>I submitted some of my Civil Air Patrol paperwork, but I don't think it will be enough :(

>Currently an E-1 until I am told otherwise, ...Why haven't I followed up with that yet?
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>>40842197
>>40842197
>I already have a TSA Transportation Worker Identification Credential that work had me get, so i'm already steps ahead~
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>>40842198
>Nope, way back in the middle ages when I was in highschool I was in Marine Jrotc, and the recruiter simply asked for an old transcript and used that and it bumped me to e-3~

>I think CAP will be enough, its a little more serious imo that Jrotc.

>>40842199
>Thats a really good certification to have.~
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>>40842200
>And there are no jobs near me. the closest is Seattle.
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>>40842201
>Itd be worth it to have a gubmint jahb.
>Then again you are a pretty nervous fellow.
>> No. 40842203
>>40842200
>CAP you have to reach 2nd LT, I only made TSgt, however I graduated from an NCO school while I was in. Just recent submitted the certificate to see if they'd take it.
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>>40842202
>I have a private security job right now, and i'm considering going to college to become a cop
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>>40842203
>Ahh I see, well maybe the recruiter would be cool about it.

>>40842204
>Take a mandate class, and an EMT class. Police Precincts love when you come in trained.
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>>40842204
>If you can do it, do it. Though just a heads up, I have worked with other officers who had "criminal justice degrees." Each one of them said it was a waste of money and time.

>Pick a major that can help you more in the long run, Police Depts are looking for skills other than what they will teach you in the academy. Stuff like computers, languages, sociology, etc.
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>I just had 6 rolls of bread.


>I'mma die.
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>>40842205
>For my area, i need to have an associates degree, but i will definitely do that~
>Do you have any means of contact outside the bar?
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>>40842208
>I wish you lots of luck!

>Also what he said
>>40842206


>I do, but I dont answer them often.

>>40842207
>Breads make you fat.
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>>40842205
>I guess I will find out in a few weeks at drill.

>>40842208
>Good job lardass
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>>40842209
>I couldn't resist.

>Bread and home made shrimp soup.

>I'm glad to shave off ten years of my life for ten minutes of flavor.
>> No. 40842212
>>40842210
>Good luck!~

>>40842211
>Hiss!~
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>>40842206
>>40842209
>I am damn good with computers, and i plan on taking a language as well.

>>40842210
>What?
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>>40842212
><Burps>

>I did more exercises then usual so...Yay?
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>>40842213
>was for Dom, though too tired to link posts right..

>>40842214

LARD ASS!!
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>>40842214
>Do more!

>>40842213
>Youll do fine!
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>>40842215
>I see, quite alright, i am the opposite of a lardass.
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>>40842216
>Iiiiif you say so, I still have therapy to go through.
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>>40842215
>WHAT'S THAT!?

>I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY FUCKING COCK!

>>40842216
>I will...

>I've got some spring break from class next week. Know what that means?
>> No. 40842220
>>40842219
>Lots of RP and recoloring?
>> No. 40842221
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>>40842220
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>>40842219
>Reiq ♥
>> No. 40842223
>>40842222
>>40842219
>Agreed
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>>40842222
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>>40842220
>Well...Yeah...pretty much what usually do only I'm going to be doing nothing...

>>40842222
>Would you happen to know if he has any NSFW?
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>>40842224
>Hah!

>>40842225
>I've known he has NSFW for many years. And yes, it's pretty good.

>>40842223
>Good art!
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>>40842226
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>>40842227
>Seen that one.
>> No. 40842229
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>>40842228
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>>40842229
>Lol?
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>>40842226
>But do you have it or?
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>>40842230
>Yeep.
>What's up Chryssi?
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>>40842232
>>40842231
>>40842230
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>>40842233
>Pfffffft
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>>40842231
>I do.

>>40842232
>Not much.

>>40842233
>Okay, I like that one.
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>>40842235
>Sounds nice.
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>Goodnight everyone~
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>>40842237
>Trevor is how I feel I'd react to [email protected]
>> No. 40842239
>>40842237
>>40842238
>I would bring a gun and say "oh hell no" when something spoopy happens.
>And then probably die anyway
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>>40842239
>No no. NO dying. Stop crying. Live.

>It's probably like in FMA and you have to hit the thingy on the suit of armor.
>> No. 40842241
>>40842240
>Oh, or I'd bring a hammer. Which is way more useful than a gun
>> No. 40842242
File 142794788297.jpg - (193.43KB , 1920x1080 , Scipios phone.jpg )
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>>40842241
>Not if the gun has depleted uranium rounds.
>> No. 40842243
>>40842242
>But hammers are easier to use!
>> No. 40842244
File 142794806067.png - (152.14KB , 1191x670 , Pandora.png )
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>>40842243
>Lazy!
>> No. 40842245
File 142794827628.gif - (141.49KB , 300x199 , Wrex laughing.gif )
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>>40842244
>Nah, hammers are cool
>> No. 40842246
File 142794837099.jpg - (495.51KB , 1417x1417 , 1425119638790.jpg )
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>>40842245
>You're a weird o
>> No. 40842247
File 142794841075.png - (577.23KB , 500x918 , Val and Scipio in a fire fight.png )
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>> No. 40842248
File 142794849819.jpg - (121.58KB , 594x738 , 1418245798736.jpg )
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>>40842247
>Nice transformers refrence.
>> No. 40842249
File 142794859522.jpg - (91.26KB , 800x634 , There can be only one tyrant.jpg )
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>>40842247
>>40842248
>I just got really excited, but then was disappointed...
>Not as cool a reference as I was expecting
>> No. 40842250
File 142794863345.png - (395.05KB , 754x998 , rQ94LUr.png )
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>>40842248
><3
>> No. 40842251
>>40842250
>What is the point of those two uncovered parts of her stomach?
>Like, I get that it's a sexy outfit
>But why
>> No. 40842253
>Sleep time...Night all!
>> No. 40842254
File 142795124897.jpg - (68.54KB , 500x692 , 1422591021990.jpg )
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>> No. 40842255
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>>40842254
>> No. 40842256
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>>40842255
>> No. 40842257
File 142795176150.jpg - (301.07KB , 2298x1534 , They can be.jpg )
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>>40842256
>Sup?
>> No. 40842258
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>> No. 40842259
File 142795201832.jpg - (2.08MB , 2975x4094 , 1421630928227.jpg )
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>>40842257
>Nuffin
>> No. 40842260
File 142795213902.jpg - (664.71KB , 1600x926 , 1425613092397.jpg )
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>>40842259
>Same with me.
>> No. 40842261
>Wooo! Invisibs!
>> No. 40842263
File 142795315356.png - (93.71KB , 900x1200 , Please Don't.png )
40842263
>Hello...
>> No. 40842264
File 142795329082.jpg - (83.90KB , 640x479 , NOOOOO.jpg )
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Oh lookie! It's something small and fluffy and adorable!
>> No. 40842265
File 142795336415.gif - (358.27KB , 605x527 , 7gyoBi.gif )
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>>40842264
>It gets huggled.~
>> No. 40842266
File 142795336939.jpg - (258.32KB , 468x1000 , 4rUY0s5.jpg )
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>>40842264
>Ary tried to sneak up behind it, then gently pet his tails.
>> No. 40842267
File 142795341712.gif - (1.91MB , 207x186 , tumblr_ni52llPJuu1qdlh1io1_250.gif )
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>>40842264
He gets offered a handful of popcorn!
>> No. 40842268
File 142795343523.jpg - (69.09KB , 640x479 , No plz.jpg )
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>>40842265
He looks up at you as you huggle him.

"...Hi Mrs Ritsu."

>>40842266
He looks around at you as you touch fluffy tails, but doesn't seem to mind.

>>40842267
"Oh uh... Thanks?"

Nom nom~
>> No. 40842269
File 142795348196.jpg - (46.54KB , 468x288 , Hai.jpg )
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>>40842268
Wave wave.
"Hellu."
>> No. 40842270
File 142795350834.gif - (269.13KB , 393x450 , tumblr_lcepyqRmRe1qzk8l9o1_400.gif )
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>>40842268
Hey Ben, are you being good?
>She grinned happily and set him in her lap.~
>> No. 40842271
File 142795357974.jpg - (119.25KB , 598x600 , Cam we fist it.jpg )
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>>40842268
...Fox....sup?

>She smiled a bit, petting his tail some more and more.
>> No. 40842272
File 142795362220.jpg - (90.07KB , 429x361 , Thumbs uo.jpg )
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>>40842269
He waves back with a popcorny smile.

"Hi cool raccoon."

>>40842270
"Yu huh!" he says, perking up a little with a smile.

>>40842271
"...T-The ceiling...?"
>> No. 40842273
File 142795367766.jpg - (60.67KB , 460x404 , Whaaaaaat.jpg )
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>>40842272
"Hi B-

Wait.

Cool?"
>> No. 40842274
File 142795371135.png - (82.89KB , 250x328 , 250px-Ritsu_Tainaka_new_mugshot.png )
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>>40842272
Thats a good boy.
>He gets a kiss on the forehead.
>> No. 40842275
File 142795377336.jpg - (717.89KB , 844x1197 , 2db07a38233900241976183443329abf.jpg )
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>>40842272
....Am I making a situation awkward again?
>> No. 40842276
File 142795387273.jpg - (229.96KB , 569x569 , 1407382021688.jpg )
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>>40842275
Yeah you are ditzy.~
>Ritsu winked, and then opened her arms.
Hug meh!
>> No. 40842277
File 142795408405.jpg - (363.36KB , 3274x820 , Simple.jpg )
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>>40842276
Man...It's like how I am with everyone now...:/

>Ary goes to hug Ritsu
>> No. 40842278
File 142795415663.jpg - (123.39KB , 1377x1080 , 1417229811853.jpg )
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>>40842277
When I first met ya I thought the same way.
>She pet the ditzy gal.
To be honest, you are somethin else. Dont change will ya?
>> No. 40842279
File 142795423636.jpg - (32.76KB , 460x276 , Eurasian-badger-on-the-ru-007.jpg )
40842279
>WHO WANTS RP?
>> No. 40842280
File 142795431722.jpg - (59.37KB , 640x480 , D'aww.jpg )
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>>40842273
"...Yeah?"

>>40842274
He squeaks a little and blushes at your kiss!

"Eeep!"

>>40842275
He shakes his head.

"...Can I get cuddles?"
>> No. 40842281
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>>40842278
>>40842278
I'm tryin. I think Im doing a good job....Um..I use to be more random...

...

>Ary pulls down her shorts and puts them arouind her ankles
>> No. 40842282
File 142795442745.jpg - (274.69KB , 510x510 , Boop.jpg )
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>>40842280
"I- I'm not supposed to be cool!"
>> No. 40842283
File 142795445039.jpg - (717.89KB , 844x1197 , 2db07a38233900241976183443329abf.jpg )
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>>40842280
...sure...

>Ary sighed a bit, picking him up and giving him nice huggles
>> No. 40842284
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>>40842280
Whatsa matta?
>Ritsu said grinning as she got him to blush.~

>>40842281
Ary..dang it.
>She was wearing underwear that had foxes on them.
>> No. 40842285
File 142795456973.png - (445.03KB , 845x946 , Bikini colored.png )
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>>40842284
Scipio was washing my clothses. All I had were these.
>> No. 40842286
File 142795462480.jpg - (46.73KB , 960x540 , I know how to cheer up val!.jpg )
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>>40842285
Well..I like foxes so.
>She shrugged with a blush.

So uh, is she drier stunted like Val was?
>> No. 40842287
File 142795472679.png - (445.75KB , 975x1000 , Cat like relfexes2.png )
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>>40842286
Don't blush, you're making it weeeeird!

>She chuckles and shrugs...I dunno if Sci is as silly so the asnwer is yours!
>> No. 40842288
File 142795486130.jpg - (65.48KB , 987x1078 , 1406879209944.jpg )
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>>40842287
S-says you! Well I mean..I like blondes so. This isnt helping.~
>She simply covered her eyes. I dunno! D: better do that tomorroe~
>> No. 40842289
File 142795489934.jpg - (68.84KB , 640x479 , I saw those weird shipping online.jpg )
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>>40842282
"Oh... You're not doing a good job at not being cool..."

>>40842284
"Noooothing, just getting kissed and hugged by a buncha pretty people."

>>40842283
And he happily nuzzled under your chin, his tails wagging~
>> No. 40842290
File 142795492741.jpg - (91.48KB , 428x515 , stop staring please.jpg )
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>>40842289
Aww come on.
>Ritsu blushed, he got her good!
>> No. 40842291
File 142795494701.jpg - (33.70KB , 200x200 , the horror the horrror.jpg )
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>>40842289
"Ohgodohgod I gotta go do the nerdiest things ever now!"
>> No. 40842292
File 142795499453.jpg - (507.33KB , 850x937 , Angel Face.jpg )
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>>40842288
>Do waht tomorrow D:

Kiddos probably prettier then me sooo! Luckyou you!

>She booped her nose, pulling her shorts on

>>40842289
I like you fox boi
>> No. 40842293
File 142795513698.jpg - (72.84KB , 500x281 , 3966281984_c088e288bb.jpg )
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>>40842292
Whatchu talkin about you got a girl that was cool enough to know gods.~

>She grinned, giving her another hug.
Better go huggle her.~
>> No. 40842294
>>40842293
Makes me feel tiny!

>She hugge dher back and said

Probably should~! Need to throw her a party....
>> No. 40842295
File 142795523831.jpg - (89.86KB , 757x833 , 1416850416806.jpg )
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>>40842294
Id help, Id make the cake too, I like makin cakes.
>> No. 40842296
>>40842295
...I'll make pancakes...bacoan pancakes....makin bacon pancakes...alright I'm off!

>Ary goes off! Saying

Start inviting people~!

>She smiled

...don't even know what to have it about but feel she deserves one....
>> No. 40842297
File 142795535223.jpg - (90.07KB , 429x361 , Thumbs uo.jpg )
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>>40842290
"..."

He paps your nose with a grin.

>>40842291
"Nooooo..."

He wraps you up in a hug!

>>40842292
"I like you too!"
>> No. 40842298
>>40842297
Well kid, I've gotta go!

>She kissed the top of his head and sat him down
>> No. 40842299
File 142795551794.jpg - (40.67KB , 414x432 , 1403047601018.jpg )
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>>40842296
Make it for like...just make it a party in her honor man!

>She smiled back.~

>>40842297
>She wiggled it and gave him pets!
>> No. 40842300
>>40842298
"Aww..." he says, a little saddened.

>>40842299
And he nuzzles your hand like a happy little kitty!
>> No. 40842301
File 142795557279.jpg - (22.27KB , 554x473 , true_zpsabc50601.jpg )
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>>40842297
"... Nerdy, not adorable, but I like the way you think."
>> No. 40842302
>>40842299
...Yeah...I will...she's....

...

>Ary tears up a bit, wiping her eye with a smile before running off..

>>40842300
Sorry~ My bro has school tomorrow~
>> No. 40842303
File 142795566336.png - (29.53KB , 600x600 , 1419656414001.png )
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>>40842300
Awww what a cute kitty, so many adorable little kitten.~

>>40842302
I dont wanna see a single tear in them lavender beauties you understand young lady!
>She wagged her finger at her.~
>> No. 40842304
>Anyone want to RP?
>> No. 40842305
File 142795862238.png - (272.35KB , 640x480 , Hollow Ichigo White9.png )
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>>40842304
>I am.
>> No. 40842306
>>40842305
>Awesome! Who and who?
>> No. 40842307
File 142795881980.jpg - (21.70KB , 300x225 , Hollow Ichigo White10.jpg )
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>>40842306
>You should know by now I'm not picky on who it is with whoever else.
>> No. 40842308
>>40842307
>It's curtious to ask though.

>The usual then?
>> No. 40842309
File 142796006420.jpg - (22.61KB , 640x479 , Hollow Ichigo White11.jpg )
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>>40842308
>Sounds good to me. Open us up!
>> No. 40842310
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>> No. 40842311
File 142796332667.jpg - (30.60KB , 600x337 , Could you get me that wrench yes that one thank you.jpg )
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>> No. 40842314
File 142796797830.png - (19.36KB , 567x566 , That seems kinda interesting.png )
40842314
>This is a test, do not adjust your television screen sets. This is part of a planned program.
>But really, testing a tripcode.
>> No. 40842315
>>40842314

>Oh that's absolutely perfect O.O
>> No. 40842316
File 142796802913.png - (161.18KB , 747x574 , AMAZING.png )
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>>40842315
>Eeeexactly!
>> No. 40842317
>>40842316

>YAY!
>> No. 40842318
File 142796810784.png - (158.93KB , 549x576 , Ahem.png )
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>>40842317
>Me! Yay!
>Welp, that was it, gotta go out and cleave wood.
>We cut down a tree in our front yard.
>So much wood to cut...
>> No. 40842319
>>40842314
>Rawrio?

>Is that Dinosaur Mario?
>> No. 40842320
>>40842318

>...Aww.
>> No. 40842321
File 142796826394.png - (114.11KB , 441x436 , So you see.png )
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>>40842319
>Rawrior is my usual online handle.
>So now my trip is, effectively, "Rarwior, YAY!"

>>40842320
>Yup. I'll be back later, though.
>Shoot me a message on Steam or some shit.
>> No. 40842322
>>40842321

:D
>> No. 40842323
>>40842321
>Can I have your Steem too?
>> No. 40842324
File 142796838445.png - (123.16KB , 457x486 , See, now you're getting it.png )
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>>40842323
>Search Rawrior. There should be a picture of a weird green dino with sword, helmet and shield.
>> No. 40842325
>>40842324
>Just sent you.
>> No. 40842326
>So recently I've learned that Polish word for woman, "kobieta", is derived from word "kob" which is an old Polish word for a pigsty.
>> No. 40842327
>>40842326

>Damn it sweenie.
>> No. 40842328
>>40842327
>Welp, women who go to disco to be easy are called "piggies" by the men who are fond of their easyness.

>Ergo, Śweenie is an allegory of a true Polish hoe.
>> No. 40842329
File 142796917786.jpg - (37.34KB , 1024x576 , regular_show___rigby_by_caboose6789-d5i1f1b.jpg )
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>>40842328
>That explains a lot!
>> No. 40842330
File 142796923585.gif - (651.35KB , 267x200 , sanic.gif )
40842330
>Morning, folks
>> No. 40842331
>>40842330

>Hi hi.
>> No. 40842332
>>40842329
>Now you just need to find the places she parties in!
>> No. 40842333
File 142796940926.jpg - (824.47KB , 2818x3565 , family photo.jpg )
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>>40842331
>How are you?
>> No. 40842334
File 142796942571.jpg - (106.19KB , 676x900 , baby-racoon-5169185.jpg )
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>>40842332
>No.
>> No. 40842335
>>40842333

>Quite well!
>> No. 40842336
File 142796955540.png - (23.56KB , 830x650 , midi.png )
40842336
>There was a new strongbad email.
>On april 1st
>The joke is that I expected it to be a joke but it wasn't...
>> No. 40842337
>>40842336
>Yeah, caught me off guard too
>> No. 40842338
File 142796996242.jpg - (104.98KB , 764x573 , eroteme as a human.jpg )
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>>40842337
>And now we wait to see if it's actually back
>How are you?
>> No. 40842339
File 142797002906.jpg - (157.91KB , 1280x720 , 1_2014061400512449e.jpg )
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>> No. 40842340
>Ugh, my browser keeps locking up on me. I'm just going to see if I can get some more sleep.
>> No. 40842341
File 142797041767.png - (437.09KB , 850x667 , Salamander_Man.png )
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>>40842334
>Yesssss~
>> No. 40842342
File 142797045971.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40842341
>Just No.
>> No. 40842343
>>40842342
>So anyway, have I told you that the first three minutes of this video is Donut Bar in live action?
https://youtu.be/m-UcPvjTzqE
>> No. 40842344
>>40842343
>Except they're not
>> No. 40842345
>>40842344
>Just replace Filthy Frank with Blowhard, Pooky is Dom, Dade is Sigmund (or someone else who died, I dunno) and Dark Lord Chin Chin is Raggedy.
>> No. 40842346
File 142797429452.png - (2.05MB , 1280x720 , 142654343510.png )
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>> No. 40842347
>>40842346

>wan
>> No. 40842348
File 142797473711.png - (105.28KB , 1108x904 , I Killed Your Family.png )
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>>40842347
>Whatchu wan? Silver snuggs?
>> No. 40842349
File 142797477622.jpg - (538.84KB , 850x691 , wan wan.jpg )
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>>40842348

>Wan wan!
>> No. 40842350
File 142797498036.gif - (334.56KB , 400x370 , 1425927502319.gif )
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>>40842349
>Silver snuggl into Sakuya. Make momiji together
>> No. 40842351
File 142797589855.jpg - (9.26KB , 259x200 , 259px-Hshiv.jpg )
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>Here's to the most reliable XCOM soldier I ever had.
>> No. 40842352
File 142797935580.jpg - (737.97KB , 882x1332 , notrape.jpg )
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>>40842293
>"Whatchu talkin about you got a girl that was cool enough to know gods.~ "
>Kiddo pouts. She killed gods (self-proclaimed ones anyway), but that' less cool apparently :c
>> No. 40842353
>>40842352

>Hellooooo you.
>> No. 40842354
File 142797967389.png - (105.28KB , 1108x904 , I Killed Your Family.png )
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>>40842352
>It is
>> No. 40842355
File 142798021753.png - (19.36KB , 567x566 , That seems kinda interesting.png )
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>Cleaving wood is fun, but jesus it takes time.
>There's soooooo much wood. D:
>> No. 40842356
>>40842355

>...It is?
>> No. 40842357
File 142798043410.jpg - (362.81KB , 1000x1000 , Izayoi_Sakuya_full_833974.jpg )
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>>40842355
>>40842356
>U never dun it Met
>> No. 40842358
File 142798053375.png - (114.11KB , 441x436 , So you see.png )
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>>40842356
>What do you mean?
>We got an "automatic" cleaving machine thing that uses hydraulics.
>I just gotta haul the wood up on it, push down a lever and press a button.
>That don't mean shit isn't heavy, though.
>> No. 40842359
>>40842358

>...That sounds coooool.
>> No. 40842360
File 142798064657.png - (158.74KB , 485x472 , Hey there, beautiful.png )
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>>40842359
>It is.
>I feel like a badass, but I still need breaks now and then.

>>40842357
>Hai Ave :3
>> No. 40842361
>>40842360

>Sweeeet.
>> No. 40842362
File 142798085693.png - (177.45KB , 499x458 , WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.png )
40842362
>>40842361
>Yeah, so to relax, I come here to WASTE MY FUCKING TIME

Last edited at Thu, Apr 2nd, 2015 06:21

>> No. 40842363
>>40842362

:D
>> No. 40842364
File 142798135016.png - (216.75KB , 777x532 , LOOK AT ME.png )
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>>40842363
>I mean, I love it, but I'm just WASTING MY FUCKING TIME until I decide to go out again!
>Which'll be like, half an hour.
>> No. 40842365
>>40842364

>I won't let you leave O.O
>> No. 40842366
File 142798151600.png - (163.79KB , 629x554 , Rule number 1, NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS.png )
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>>40842365
>You can't force me to stay.
>I'm only here to WASTE MY FUCKING TIME.
>> No. 40842367
File 142798154288.jpg - (362.81KB , 1000x1000 , Izayoi_Sakuya_full_833974.jpg )
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>>40842360
>Hellow :3
>> No. 40842368
>>40842366

>Let me do something productuve with you.
>> No. 40842369
File 142798171443.png - (207.19KB , 673x506 , BAAAARF.png )
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>>40842367
>What's up?

>>40842368
>Implying WASTING MY FUCKING TIME isn't productive.
>> No. 40842370
>Meorning
>> No. 40842371
File 142798173553.png - (81.54KB , 334x398 , Hey what's up.png )
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>>40842370
>Hullo
>> No. 40842372
>>40842371
Wadaaap?
>> No. 40842373
File 142798238149.png - (175.88KB , 591x552 , INHAAAALE.png )
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>>40842372
>Cleaving wood and WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.
>> No. 40842374
>>40842373
wanna waste more time with pretend horses?
>> No. 40842375
File 142798257980.png - (222.81KB , 647x576 , FUCK.png )
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>>40842374
>I have ~15 minutes before I head out to cleave some more wood. But when I get back to WASTE MY FUCKING TIME again, sure!
>> No. 40842376
>>40842375
>Arin, get back to animating
>> No. 40842377
File 142798302392.jpg - (55.21KB , 299x298 , 405.jpg )
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>SO I FINALLY DID MYSELF A FAVOR AND WATCHED WRECK-IT RALPH
>> No. 40842378
File 142798308596.jpg - (88.20KB , 960x960 , 142779700793.jpg )
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>>40842369
>>40842370
>Learnign hwo to go: Meowrning :3
>> No. 40842379
>>40842377
>it needed more blue go fast
>> No. 40842380
File 142798314530.png - (209.79KB , 819x576 , Forget it.png )
40842380
>>40842376
>I would, but I'm too busy WASTING MY FUCK TIME.

>>40842377
>It's a good movie. Tenouttaten.

>>40842378
>What? Uh, sure :D

>WELP, back to cleaving wood.
>> No. 40842381
>>40842379
>It needed ACTUAL Video game characters

>Like MARIO

>And DOOMGUY

>Can you imagine DOOMGUY in a movie for little kids?
>>40842380
>There's a sexual euphemism somewhere in that!
>> No. 40842382
>>40842380
>YOU'VE WASTED ENOUGH TIME, WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU AND JONTRON, DID HE FUCK SUZY?
>> No. 40842383
>>40842382
>Jon IS Suzy
>> No. 40842384
>>40842381
>They should have had him in the bug fighting game screaming:
>"RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS"
>> No. 40842385
>>40842383
>You're LYING.
>I know because Jon doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome
>> No. 40842386
>>40842384
>I agree.

>I mean, for real, Kano, a guy from fuckin' Mortal Kombat, makes a cameo. WHy not Doomguy?
>> No. 40842387
>>40842386
>One reason could be that they couldn't get the copyright permissions.
>> No. 40842388
>>40842387
>Makes sense.

>But seriously, Kano? What the hell?
>> No. 40842389
>So is the bar always dead this time of night? Or do we have a handful or lurkers here?
>> No. 40842390
>>40842389

>I'm lurking.
>> No. 40842391
>>40842378
One day I'll learn :c
>> No. 40842392
>>40842389
>>40842389
>this time of night
>9:24am
boy...
>> No. 40842393
File 142798623119.png - (117.71KB , 411x446 , HURRRR.png )
40842393
>Done cleaving wood for today.
>Back to WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.
>> No. 40842394
File 142798627569.jpg - (199.77KB , 1227x1920 , 1426731584500.jpg )
40842394
>>40842389
>I'm at school right now, so my posting capability is *slightly* hindered.
>> No. 40842395
>>40842393

>Awesome!
>> No. 40842396
File 142798648283.png - (81.54KB , 334x398 , Hey what's up.png )
40842396
>>40842395
>What's up?
>> No. 40842397
>>40842396

>Burnout 3.
>> No. 40842398
>>40842397
>Sounds like, if you play enough, you'll get...
>Burned out.
>> No. 40842399
>>40842398

>Never happens :3
>> No. 40842400
File 142798679032.png - (158.93KB , 549x576 , Ahem.png )
40842400
>>40842399
>Of course not...
>> No. 40842401
>>40842400

:D
>How are you?
>> No. 40842402
File 142798698334.png - (123.16KB , 457x486 , See, now you're getting it.png )
40842402
>>40842401
>Pretty good, watching House of Cards.
>> No. 40842403
>>40842402

>Woohoo!
>> No. 40842404
File 142798712934.png - (163.98KB , 567x566 , I'm pretty sure that's wrong.png )
40842404
>>40842403
>Considering if I should fire up Sniper Elite 3 and subject myself to the horrors of Authentic difficulty.
>> No. 40842405
File 142798791660.png - (270.07KB , 3660x1995 , Phooey.png )
40842405
>> No. 40842406
>>40842404

>I never played that.
>> No. 40842407
File 142798826336.png - (114.11KB , 441x436 , So you see.png )
40842407
>>40842405
>Didn't I make a trot thing once?
>I can't find any of them...

>>40842406
>It's pretty good, but I prefer the default difficulty settings of the second.
>3 is generally a bit better, though.
>> No. 40842408
File 142798829245.png - (102.95KB , 816x824 , I See Dead People.png )
40842408
>Nightfall was grinning in the bar
Woo, I just sold my script!
>> No. 40842409
File 142798831426.gif - (38.98KB , 212x192 , Antrot.gif )
40842409
>>40842407
>> No. 40842410
File 142798831276.jpg - (10.91KB , 159x227 , karen da.jpg )
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>>40842407

>I wouldn't know of course.

>>40842408

What script?
>> No. 40842411
File 142798836010.jpg - (106.19KB , 676x900 , baby-racoon-5169185.jpg )
40842411
Raccoon was sitting on next poster's head.
>> No. 40842412
File 142798839210.png - (123.16KB , 457x486 , See, now you're getting it.png )
40842412
>>40842409
>I knew it.
>But they're gone.
>All the ones I've made, I'm pretty sure they're gone.

>Maybe I should search some more...

>>40842410
>Meh

>>40842411
>Mine.
>> No. 40842413
File 142798843685.jpg - (134.95KB , 1632x1224 , 20120221_213743.jpg )
40842413
>>40842412
"... I'm sitting on Egoraptor's head."
>> No. 40842414
File 142798844304.gif - (7.53KB , 53x48 , Antrot small.gif )
40842414
>>40842412
>> No. 40842415
>>40842408
"What's this?"
>> No. 40842416
>>40842408
"What's this?"
>> No. 40842417
File 142798849717.gif - (323.51KB , 676x640 , [Aaaaaaw-intensifies].gif )
40842417
>>40842413
"Who's Egoraptor?"

>>40842414
>IT'S AAAAALL GOOOOOONE D:
>> No. 40842418
File 142798855093.png - (30.02KB , 588x493 , Best Poker Face.png )
40842418
>>40842415
>>40842410
I sold a movie script to Michael Hay! I get to help produce it too!....I have alot of side-jobs I do alogn with beign the Reaper you know? :I
>> No. 40842419
File 142798856590.jpg - (274.69KB , 510x510 , Boop.jpg )
40842419
>>40842417
"... Okay, you're not Egoraptor and you're clearly not Poster, so who the fuck are you."
>> No. 40842420
File 142798860679.gif - (84.21KB , 412x373 , trot1.gif )
40842420
>>40842412

>
>> No. 40842421
File 142798864009.png - (660.92KB , 640x960 , Nurser.png )
40842421
>>40842418

Why would you?
>> No. 40842422
>>40842418
"I didn'tk know you were a screen writer"
>> No. 40842423
File 142798873561.png - (114.11KB , 441x436 , So you see.png )
40842423
>>40842419
"I'm just some guy who's a rough personification of my poster's actualy personality."

>>40842420
>ayy lmao
>> No. 40842424
File 142798878986.jpg - (94.13KB , 1024x768 , wait what was that.jpg )
40842424
>>40842423
Blink.
Blink blink.
>> No. 40842425
File 142798880094.png - (326.11KB , 1500x2019 , All I Want Is Your Soul.png )
40842425
>>40842421
>>40842422
I wasn't until now!...and well...theres alot of time between tendign to graveyards and guiding lost souls you know. I just scribbled away a story the last few weeks! It's an adaptation of a children's story!
>> No. 40842426
>>40842425
"Which story?"
>> No. 40842427
File 142798887835.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40842427
>>40842423

:3

>>40842425

Which?
>> No. 40842428
File 142798893310.png - (117.92KB , 433x400 , _Logic Bitches.png )
40842428
>>40842426
>>40842427
It's called Wam-Bam Bambi. They took his mom. And now it's time for them to pay. Deerly.
>> No. 40842429
>>40842428
"That's a childrens story..?"
>> No. 40842430
File 142798898603.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40842430
>>40842428

...Hah.
>> No. 40842431
File 142798900779.png - (141.28KB , 677x478 , Are you even listening to yourself.png )
40842431
>>40842424
"What I'm saying is, I'm a persona used by the guy who posts my pictures to juxtaposition himself into this canon, doing so on a whim whenever it's convenient."

>>40842427
>Do you have the small one too? I should gather them again, maybe make some more...
>> No. 40842432
File 142798903916.jpg - (8.76KB , 255x198 , yey.jpg )
40842432
>>40842431
"... BROTHAAAAAAAAAAR"
>> No. 40842433
File 142798909051.png - (141.15KB , 999x900 , Have a Merry Solstice___.png )
40842433
>>40842429
>>40842430
Yeah Bambi. The story about the deer whos mother gets shot and then he lvies in the forest and makes a herd of other orphan animals...now he's got a crew of bad-ass forest critters and he's fighting a hunting club in a mix of Hunger Games and Rambo....Vin Deisel is playing Thumper the Rabbit.
>> No. 40842434
>>40842433
"That's pretty interesting sounding." He blinekd.
>> No. 40842435
File 142798929786.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40842435
>>40842431

>Don't think so.

>>40842433

10/10 ***** A+
>> No. 40842436
File 142798939053.png - (81.54KB , 334x398 , Hey what's up.png )
40842436
>>40842432
"I'm not your brother, but given the statement, I take it you're used the same way?"

>>40842435
>Why don't you have the small one? Not that it's a problem, I can just resize the big one anyway.
>> No. 40842437
File 142798939814.png - (361.59KB , 450x600 , Cheshire_03.png )
40842437
>>40842435
>>40842434
It's gonna be awesoooome ^.^
>> No. 40842438
File 142798944976.png - (32.92KB , 250x394 , 250px-Rigby_character.png )
40842438
>>40842436
"Yep.
Except I'm a very negatively flanderized version of the actual guy."
>> No. 40842439
File 142798945014.png - (7.09MB , 2920x3559 , Captain Andy on Duty!.png )
40842439
>>40842437
"Well I'm happy for ya, Nightfall."
>> No. 40842440
File 142798949250.png - (141.15KB , 999x900 , Have a Merry Solstice___.png )
40842440
>>40842439
I can ask the director if you want an audition :D
>> No. 40842441
File 142798949904.jpg - (20.73KB , 300x300 , chibibi.jpg )
40842441
>>40842436

>Dunno.

>>40842437

I'll watch it as soon as it's out.
>> No. 40842442
>>40842440
"Do you know if the filming will be here in canterlot?"
>> No. 40842443
File 142798964036.jpg - (765.82KB , 1200x1500 , I Hate Christmas.jpg )
40842443
>>40842441
>>40842442
It's going to be jsut outside Canterlot in White-Tail Woods since most of it happens in the forest and stuff!
>> No. 40842444
>>40842443
"Well I'll have a talk and see about schedulings and stuff. Gotta be more selective about filming locations nowadays for me with how far away it takes me from my family"
>> No. 40842445
File 142798975461.jpg - (175.68KB , 491x615 , Guess you're right.jpg )
40842445
>>40842443

Interesting...
>> No. 40842446
File 142798984394.gif - (7.15KB , 53x48 , Metrot,-small.gif )
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>>40842438
"DUUUUUUDE. Sounds cool."

>>40842441
>Well, here you go, then.
>> No. 40842447
File 142798988234.jpg - (106.19KB , 676x900 , baby-racoon-5169185.jpg )
40842447
>>40842446
"Actually it means I'm a compressed version of a guy who's a huge prick."
>> No. 40842448
File 142798991100.png - (1.39MB , 1181x1748 , _Reaper of Souls.png )
40842448
>>40842445
>>40842444
Yep anyways how are you two?
>> No. 40842449
File 142798993914.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40842449
>>40842446

>Too bad I don't use that character any more :D

>>40842448

Fine, you expect any less?
>> No. 40842450
File 142798997745.png - (290.92KB , 822x972 , Andrew by Pepooni.png )
40842450
>>40842448
"Not too bad. Plesant lately. Nothing crazy going on."
>> No. 40842451
File 142799003270.png - (163.98KB , 567x566 , I'm pretty sure that's wrong.png )
40842451
>>40842447
"So you're an even huger prick? Or less?"

>>40842449
>Meh, now you got it anyway.

>Might have to go help out with food.
>> No. 40842452
>"Well, enough procrastinating. Time to get research done..."
>"POOL'S CLOSED!"
>"What are you talking about, Stomach?"
>"EVERYBODY OUT!"
>"Oh sweet merciful crap!"
>> No. 40842453
File 142799012302.png - (32.92KB , 250x394 , 250px-Rigby_character.png )
40842453
>>40842451
"I'm a huger prick."
>>40842452
>... Oh god.
>> No. 40842454
>>40842451

>Oh.

>>40842452

>:D
>> No. 40842455
File 142799014500.png - (242.66KB , 400x839 , _Cat Nightfall.png )
40842455
>>40842449
Well yes usually I meet people who are dead...
>Pokes her
...You aaaare a little on the pale side....
>>40842450
Oh how are the foals?~
>> No. 40842456
File 142799020473.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40842456
>>40842455

Come summer that won't be a problem.
>> No. 40842457
>>40842453
>>40842454
>"CLEARANCE SALE!"
>"...please don't..."
>"EVERYTHING! MUST! GO!"
>"Aaaaaaugh!"
>> No. 40842458
>>40842457
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70utG1L5bfU
>> No. 40842459
>>40842458
>"WHAT GOES DOWN..."
>whimper
>"MUST COME UP!!!"

>So, enough about my gastric distress. How is everyone else?
>> No. 40842460
File 142799038531.png - (218.84KB , 723x530 , DEDOTATED WAM.png )
40842460
>>40842453
"Awesome."

>>40842454
>Nevermind, sis don't want no help...
>> No. 40842461
>>40842459

>Just fine.

>>40842460

o
>> No. 40842462
File 142799045393.jpg - (235.08KB , 1600x1200 , haaaaaai!.jpg )
40842462
>>40842460
"MAXIMUM PRICKAGE"
>>40842459
>Scared about you!
>> No. 40842463
File 142799057959.png - (152.71KB , 745x574 , Duckface.png )
40842463
>>40842461
>Yup.
>Also, this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY

>>40842462
"You don't seem like a prick though."
>> No. 40842464
>>40842461
>That's good

>>40842462
>Nah, I'll be fine. I feel much better now that my stomach's empty. Time to refill it!
>> No. 40842465
File 142799059655.png - (105.01KB , 472x435 , wtf.png )
40842465
>>40842460
>>40842462
llokat dese narratuh mufuckas dick they hot shit
wher yo gotdaym bookbag at
>> No. 40842466
>>40842463

>No thanks.
>> No. 40842467
File 142799068398.jpg - (106.19KB , 676x900 , baby-racoon-5169185.jpg )
40842467
>>40842464
>Make sure it's something it agrees with!
>>40842463
"That's because-"
>>40842465
"Oh shit, play it cool it's Poster"
>> No. 40842468
>>40842452
hi

>>40842455
"Doing well~ the kids, no problem with them.."
>> No. 40842469
File 142799074011.png - (88.26KB , 487x342 , Dafuq you want.png )
40842469
>>40842465
"Oh, hi me, again."

>>40842466
>Suit yerself!

>>40842467
"Yeah, he's me, and I'm him. In some weird way."
>> No. 40842470
File 142799077300.png - (74.24KB , 328x312 , BLUH.png )
40842470
>>40842467
>>40842469
ZIGGERS

> He stands immediately behind the both of them, glaring.
>> No. 40842471
>>40842469

>*pats your head*
>> No. 40842472
File 142799081640.jpg - (282.50KB , 720x900 , w-what are you doing with that shotgun.jpg )
40842472
>>40842469
>>40842470
"...
he's gonna do weird butt things to our butts i just know it
>> No. 40842473
File 142799089077.jpg - (139.20KB , 700x767 , act coo.jpg )
40842473
>>40842472
> He's just standing there.

> MENACINGLY.
>> No. 40842474
>>40842467
>YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

> <Chows down on baking soda and vinegar>
>> No. 40842475
File 142799093620.png - (203.87KB , 599x574 , CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.png )
40842475
>>40842472
>>40842470
"Joke's on him, I like butt stuff."

>>40842471
>Meow.
>> No. 40842476
>>40842475

>Huh?
>> No. 40842477
File 142799102518.jpg - (31.40KB , 500x331 , i'm biting your finger off.jpg )
40842477
>>40842473
>>40842476
"..."
The raccoon suddenly fades from existence, like some shitty Powerpoint effect.
>> No. 40842478
File 142799137752.png - (100.79KB , 411x344 , gonna blow your fuckin mind.png )
40842478
>>40842477
>>40842475
> The strange man in the purple coat - well, er, the first one? - ignores the disappearing raccoon, and leans in reeeeeeeeal close.

do you suck dicks
>> No. 40842479
>>40842476
>Meowmeow.
>> No. 40842480
File 142799143567.png - (545.67KB , 989x886 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 2.png )
40842480
>Dying for Pie, best episode hands down.
>> No. 40842481
File 142799150099.png - (81.54KB , 334x398 , Hey what's up.png )
40842481
>>40842478
"Only on sundays, with dudes and in church."
>> No. 40842482
File 142799157636.png - (168.47KB , 469x443 , Awww Yeaaah, Blending In.png )
40842482
>Gotta go, doctor time sorry
>> No. 40842483
File 142799175666.png - (72.37KB , 363x335 , Hour one at the Bar.png )
40842483
>>40842481
Well.

No shit. What've we got here, a fucking comedian! Private Joker!

I admire your honesty.

Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
...
> He momentarily straightens out, and brings out a script from his jacket, suddenly donning a pair of reading glasses as his expression turns bemused.
Wait, wait, wrong movie...
>> No. 40842484
File 142799176971.png - (270.07KB , 3660x1995 , Phooey.png )
40842484
>and im back to here
>> No. 40842485
File 142799182906.png - (122.03KB , 249x299 , aw yiss.png )
40842485
>Welcome to the rice fields, motherfuckers.
>> No. 40842486
File 142799185519.png - (142.58KB , 1529x1155 , Sleeping.png )
40842486
>>40842484
>> No. 40842487
File 142799190303.png - (7.09MB , 2920x3559 , Captain Andy on Duty!.png )
40842487
>>40842485
What'we doin' in the rice fields?
>> No. 40842488
File 142799194270.png - (110.21KB , 1153x692 , sleepy cloud.png )
40842488
>>40842486
>> No. 40842489
File 142799197698.png - (775.17KB , 796x1220 , Vindicate.png )
40842489
>>40842485
> Do they serve kimchi?
>> No. 40842490
>>40842485
>>40842487
>pomf

>>40842488
>buh
>> No. 40842491
File 142799203492.png - (326.39KB , 1024x768 , Niggers.png )
40842491
>Morning
>> No. 40842492
File 142799203918.png - (184.12KB , 1856x2924 , I can play too___.png )
40842492
>>40842490
bluh...
>> No. 40842493
>>40842480

>I wonder how many people still watch it here.

>>40842479

>Nyanyan?

>>40842485

das racis
>> No. 40842494
File 142799210536.png - (128.68KB , 441x548 , I don't know, dude.png )
40842494
>>40842483
"Man, I am way behind... Is that... Full Metal Jacket or whatever that movie was called?"

>>40842493
>Something like that.
>> No. 40842495
File 142799211158.png - (405.89KB , 500x500 , crown of roses.png )
40842495
>>40842489
>>40842487
>We're farming RICE.
>> No. 40842496
File 142799213271.jpg - (48.13KB , 460x439 , bear.jpg )
40842496
>>40842491
>

>>40842492
hn...
>> No. 40842497
>>40842496
>So rp?

>>40842495
>I didnt sing up for this
>> No. 40842498
>>40842491
hey
>> No. 40842499
File 142799222786.jpg - (37.34KB , 1024x576 , regular_show___rigby_by_caboose6789-d5i1f1b.jpg )
40842499
Suddenly Raccoon again.
"RAIDEN IS OVERRATED"
>> No. 40842500
File 142799223891.png - (84.97KB , 368x337 , dinkleburg.png )
40842500
>>40842494
Yeeep. Turns out some dude named Ernie got the part.

> He crushed the script in his hand, and it proceeded to turn to ashes before your very eyes as he glared at no one in particular.

Fuckin' Ernie.
>> No. 40842501
>>40842496
>>40842498
>Sup?
>> No. 40842502
File 142799228433.png - (219.40KB , 696x1024 , NAVY.png )
40842502
>>40842495
> That sounds terrible!
>> No. 40842503
>>40842497
>Sure but what do

>>40842501
>NOTHING, you?
>> No. 40842504
>>40842501
nothing

>>40842503
prank or other.
>> No. 40842505
>>40842504
>other
>> No. 40842506
File 142799239139.png - (100.51KB , 436x446 , Dafuq you doing over there.png )
40842506
>>40842500
"I hear you man, fuck Ernie. What a bastard."
>...
"i have no idea who ernie is, and at this point, i'm too afraid to ask...
>> No. 40842507
File 142799254419.png - (114.81KB , 374x347 , AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png )
40842507
>>40842506
I AM THE WHEEL MAN
>> No. 40842508
File 142799256023.png - (95.21KB , 855x935 , Bandrew.png )
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>>40842505
andrew is sprawled out on a couch, currently in the middle of what has seemed to be a rather uneventful and slow week out of him
>> No. 40842509
File 142799270512.png - (73.40KB , 302x456 , I've seen some shit.png )
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>>40842507
"Sure you are."
>> No. 40842510
>>40842508
>Dulset is sprawled on the back of the couch, also bored.
...It's a really nice day out.
>> No. 40842511
File 142799277650.png - (65.27KB , 540x605 , andrew sicku.png )
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>>40842510
"What do you suggest we do with it?"
>> No. 40842512
File 142799278724.png - (27.78KB , 298x230 , im over it.png )
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>>40842509
> He then cartwheels out the window.
>> No. 40842513
File 142799280868.png - (77.21KB , 302x456 , Gotta sneeze.png )
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>>40842512
"I blame Ernie for this..."
>> No. 40842514
File 142799281350.png - (24.66KB , 830x650 , 1.png )
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>>40842508
>>40842510
"Hoya, you two!"
>> No. 40842515
>>40842511
...Fly aroun-
>>40842514
Ah!
>Dulset falls off the back of the couch in surprise.
>> No. 40842516
File 142799298371.png - (99.20KB , 1121x713 , I can't sleep.png )
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>>40842515
>>40842514
"Hey oddly."
>> No. 40842517
File 142799310446.png - (82.30KB , 362x415 , 1.png )
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>>40842515
>He chuckles
"Sorry, Dulz. Y'okay?"

>>40842516
"Hoy! What is happen?"
>> No. 40842519
>>40842517
>>40842516
I'm fine.
>She yawns, still on the floor.
We're just a little drained I guess.
>> No. 40842520
>>40842517
>>40842519
"She's drained, im just in a mood"
>> No. 40842521
>>40842503
>>40842504
>Getting ready for school cause I'm late!
>> No. 40842522
>>40842521
>Run out with toast in your mouth!
>> No. 40842523
File 142799371216.png - (82.44KB , 354x423 , 2.png )
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>>40842519
>>40842520
"Well, that don't sound good. Something going on? Should I make myself scarce?"

>>40842521
>How late?
>> No. 40842524
>>40842520
>>40842523
>Dulset leans up, waiting for Andrew to answer.
>> No. 40842525
File 142799377459.png - (456.29KB , 777x814 , Andrew-me.png )
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>>40842522
>>40842521
>> No. 40842526
File 142799382659.jpg - (102.60KB , 721x1024 , 10 out of 10 would fuck on the beach.jpg )
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>>40842522
>>40842523
>>40842525
>I'm so late for animu school QWQ
>> No. 40842527
>>40842524
>>40842523
"No, you're good man." he folds his hooves behind his head, not noticing Dulset
>> No. 40842528
File 142799384920.png - (135.28KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset chuckle.png )
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>>40842525
>I need one of those with Dulset... and a small animal.
>> No. 40842529
>>40842524
>>40842527
"Arright, guy. Mind scooting over, though? I kinda need to have a sit."

>>40842526
>>40842525
>"Notice me, Dom-Senpai!"
>> No. 40842530
File 142799400526.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
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>>40842527
>>40842529
>Dulset climbs back up on the back of the couch.
Thanks again for helping with Andy's birthday.
>> No. 40842531
>>40842529
"Are you alright..?" He asked, looking at him
>> No. 40842532
>>40842530
>>40842531
and scooting over like Odly asked
>> No. 40842533
File 142799414223.jpg - (126.97KB , 595x842 , Bunny ears.jpg )
40842533
Lookie! It's a cutie bunny in the bar! Being all adorable~
>> No. 40842534
>>40842530
"Oh, y'elcome! Happy I could be a part of things!"

>>40842531
>>40842532
"Thanks man."
>He takes a seat, stretching his legs a bit
"Yeah, I just... don't have the energy I used to, y'know? Can't stand up for too long."
>> No. 40842535
>>40842534
"....Right, I understand." He nods

>laundry
>> No. 40842536
File 142799441854.png - (545.67KB , 989x886 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 2.png )
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>>40842534
>>40842535
Now all the birthdays and holidays are over...
>> No. 40842537
>>40842535
"So, how was your Pranksmas?"
>> No. 40842538
File 142799447885.png - (276.59KB , 450x675 , I'm keepin it.png )
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>>40842533
Essy almost immediately picked her up and stuck a carrot-shaped cookie in her mouth.
>> No. 40842539
>>40842536
>Oddly shakes his head
"Nah, there's holidays every month, if you know where to look for them!"
>> No. 40842540
File 142799451527.png - (120.65KB , 494x464 , Motherfucking get.png )
40842540
>This is nothing but a test, disregard all other info.
>> No. 40842541
File 142799452931.jpg - (20.17KB , 259x194 , Chu.jpg )
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>>40842538
"..."

Ammie does not struggle against the forcefeeding, nomming happily on the carrot as she looked up at you.
>> No. 40842542
File 142799456566.png - (161.21KB , 263x348 , Clem.png )
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>>40842541
"Hi, Ammie!"
>> No. 40842543
File 142799460278.jpg - (35.08KB , 765x454 , My my just look what you made me do.jpg )
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>>40842540
>> No. 40842544
File 142799461032.jpg - (72.83KB , 409x600 , Bunny cuddles_.jpg )
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>>40842542
>>40842542
Munch munch munch.

Gulp.

"Hi Essy!"
>> No. 40842545
>>40842536
>>40842537
"I got Dulset to drink a glass of vodka when she thought it was water"
>> No. 40842546
File 142799467176.gif - (407.28KB , 160x185 , Heh.gif )
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>>40842543
>Ooh! Are we gonna play Old Yeller again?
>>40842544
"What's up with you?"
>> No. 40842547
>>40842545
>He chuckles
"Oh man. How'd that turn out?"
>> No. 40842548
File 142799471366.jpg - (38.91KB , 600x460 , Rabbit hole!.jpg )
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>>40842546
"Gretchen's home and safe and it makes me happy!"
>> No. 40842549
File 142799473140.png - (134.35KB , 937x1042 , 2_ Dulset sheepish by Prince Bluelolz.png )
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>>40842545
>>40842547
And I couldn't think of a prank...
>> No. 40842550
File 142799473298.jpg - (94.42KB , 1600x900 , 1371841533_twdclementine1.jpg )
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>>40842548
"... Gretchen was gone?"
>> No. 40842551
File 142799475498.jpg - (188.46KB , 554x532 , BUNNY HANDS.jpg )
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>>40842550
"Yeah, bad people got her but now she's fine!"
>> No. 40842552
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>>40842551
"... No one told me about that."
>> No. 40842553
File 142799481436.jpg - (140.38KB , 400x588 , Play.jpg )
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>>40842552
"I didn't even know until she came home!"
>> No. 40842554
File 142799486075.jpg - (210.55KB , 503x665 , Awww.jpg )
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>>40842553
"... Should we do something for her?"
>> No. 40842555
File 142799485636.png - (103.20KB , 342x474 , Cannot be unseen.png )
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>>40842543
>Please don't kill me?
>> No. 40842556
>>40842547
>>40842549

"She got drunk..." he smirked
>> No. 40842557
File 142799486665.png - (249.89KB , 581x707 , awesome.png )
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>>40842549
"Aw man, too bad you didn't come to me about that. Would have loved to help you out!"
>> No. 40842558
File 142799488965.gif - (49.86KB , 325x570 , Ammie being ammie.gif )
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>>40842554
"Yeah! Buuuut she wants to be left alone so we should be careful and not do a surprise party or something loud like that."
>> No. 40842559
>>40842556
"From one drink?"
>> No. 40842560
File 142799493368.png - (213.54KB , 308x422 , IHW_Preview_Clementine_Smile.png )
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>>40842558
"Was thinking more about like breakfast in bed!"
>> No. 40842561
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>>40842555
>The only way for you to stay alive is to pass the test! Are you ready for your test question?
>> No. 40842562
File 142799510390.png - (207.19KB , 673x506 , BAAAARF.png )
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>>40842561
>No, I gotta eat, bai!
>> No. 40842563
File 142799512120.jpg - (56.35KB , 448x600 , Aaaaaapple!.jpg )
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>>40842560
"Yeah!"
>> No. 40842564
File 142799515149.png - (85.10KB , 441x624 , clementine_by_kotorikun-d6s54d7.png )
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>>40842563
"Wanna help?"
>> No. 40842565
>>40842559
"It was a double shot with a glass ofw ater. But she's an extreme light weight"
>> No. 40842566
File 142799518042.png - (397.91KB , 786x732 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 3.png )
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>>40842556
>>40842557
We could still try to think of something~.
>> No. 40842567
File 142799517982.jpg - (281.77KB , 1920x1080 , I slipped crystal meth into your tea!.jpg )
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>>40842562
>But that's where I've put cyanide tablets!
>> No. 40842568
File 142799519488.png - (135.61KB , 937x1069 , 2_ Dulset happy by Prince Bluelolz.png )
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>>40842565
I am very light!
>> No. 40842569
File 142799523209.jpg - (116.75KB , 850x531 , Winks.jpg )
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>>40842564
"Sure! But it's nearly dinner..."

>>40842567
>That face is just far too cute.
>> No. 40842570
File 142799526911.png - (213.63KB , 376x382 , hey this is sorta cute.png )
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>>40842569
"... Dinner in bed, then!"
>> No. 40842571
>>40842569
>No your face!
>> No. 40842572
File 142799528205.png - (112.38KB , 649x561 , I'm too cute for you to hate me.png )
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>>40842569
>> No. 40842573
File 142799530522.png - (215.16KB , 348x505 , Varmie.png )
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>>40842567
>>40842569
>I know, right?

>RP, anyone?
>> No. 40842574
>>40842565
>>40842568
"Well, looks like you'll have to build up you tolerance, then!"

>>40842566
"Yeah, I dunno. We could, but that's kind of like getting somepony a gift three days after Hearthswarming. It just feels like an afterthought, y'know?"

>>40842573
>I can throw a horse at you
>> No. 40842575
File 142799543573.jpg - (37.45KB , 464x600 , Mmm.jpg )
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>>40842570
"Looks like it!"

>>40842571
>♥

>>40842572
><Rubs the royal tummy>

>o3o

>>40842573
>Sure! Who and who?
>> No. 40842576
File 142799549540.jpg - (96.61KB , 505x624 , clementine_by_roksi10-d5fqup0.jpg )
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>>40842573
>Oh my god it's a Varmus!
>>40842575
"Let's do it!"
>> No. 40842577
File 142799554423.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
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>>40842574
Andy knows that pranks are for all year round~!
>> No. 40842578
File 142799557448.png - (118.56KB , 338x409 , r63 more r63.png )
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>>40842574
>>40842575
>>40842576
>Y'all guys get a duo of Varmus and Sunny! They just trotted into the Bar.
>> No. 40842579
File 142799562735.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40842578
"... Okay, what in Baator happened to you."
>> No. 40842580
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>>40842575
^ <3
>> No. 40842581
>>40842574
>>40842577
"Dulset drinks water 99% of the time, Oddly. She doesn't really drink alcohol often'
>> No. 40842582
>>40842577
"Yeah, and so are gifts, romance, and going door to door demanding candy. But still it's all in the timing! i'm getting his guard down! call me later and we'll coordinate something!"

>>40842578
>1d3 = 2
>Thousand, Virginia, Litwick

>>40842581
"Yeah. That'll do it."
>> No. 40842583
File 142799582405.jpg - (632.54KB , 737x1079 , oh you!.jpg )
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>>40842579
Magic!
Snort snort.

>They both grin in unison.

>>40842582
>Amazing XD

Heya, Virgie!
How do you do?
>> No. 40842584
File 142799583701.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
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>> No. 40842585
>>40842583
"Oh, um, h-hello. Um, I-I'm okay. H-how are you?"
>> No. 40842586
File 142799591577.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
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>>40842576
"Awesome!"

>>40842578
And Ben just snatched both of them up and hugged the pair of them at the same time.

"Sorry, can't help myself, you two are just too cute!"

>>40842584
><CUddles!>

>>40842580
>Wanna' RP?
>> No. 40842587
File 142799599856.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
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>>40842586
And then they cooked!
>>40842584
>Hey, you, can I have a Gretchen?
>>40842583
"... Rule number one.
If you start completing each other's sentences I swear to Libra almighty all the rules in the world won't stop me from caving your heads in."
>> No. 40842588
File 142799603604.png - (545.67KB , 989x886 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 2.png )
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>>40842582
>>40842581
Also I think my body being mostly water has something to do with it.
>> No. 40842589
>>40842582
"Romance is iffy for us. We didnt do anything on Hearts and Hooves day.."
>> No. 40842590
>>40842588
>Oddly tilts his head
"Isn't everyone's? Like 70% water and a crunchy bony center or something?"

>>40842589
"What, really? Nothing at all?"
>> No. 40842591
File 142799618362.jpg - (16.44KB , 500x375 , fuck she woke up.jpg )
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>>40842584
>Hi!

>>40842585
Pretty good.
Thank you, sweetie.
Well, I'm pretty sure Gretchen hates me.
But it's okay, as long as she's safe.
Come to think about it, she doesn't know about Sunny yet.

>>40842586
Waaah!
A rabbit got me!
And steals all our hugs!
We're completely ok with it.
Heya, Benjamin.
Wazzup?

>>40842587
Challenge-
-accepted.
>> No. 40842592
File 142799617853.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40842586

>Wheeee!

>>40842587

>She's not going anywhere fast.
>> No. 40842593
>>40842589
>>40842590
Hey! I mean, we went out to a nice frozen lake to enjoy the scenery...
>> No. 40842594
File 142799621323.jpg - (155.54KB , 600x800 , eb2bcb0f8c845ba440262f60e69e6b10.jpg )
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>>40842591
"Nothing really. Heard you got Gretchen back home safe..."

He hugged the pair of you a little tighter.

>>40842592
>RP?
>> No. 40842595
>>40842591

>Hi hi!

>>40842594

>Who?
>> No. 40842596
File 142799625105.jpg - (53.06KB , 500x740 , 1427832204073.jpg )
40842596
Val play the harp.
>Ritsu tossed Valentina a harmonica, she looked it over, shrugged and began to play! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MduJjbcLSqE

>>40842591
>Scipio sneakily hung down from the rafters behind both of the Varmoosi. And carefully braided their manes together, then hauled herself back into the rafters.

Hehe.
>> No. 40842597
File 142799628271.jpg - (155.54KB , 600x800 , eb2bcb0f8c845ba440262f60e69e6b10.jpg )
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>>40842595
>Big Bunny Ben and someone? o3o

>Maybe Rem? Or Lotse?
>> No. 40842598
File 142799627961.jpg - (290.02KB , 800x822 , Tiefling_Revisted___Korvas_by_hdb.jpg )
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>>40842591
He then proceeded to get up, and grunt loudly.
"I hate you too very much."
>>40842592
>Where IS she tho?
>> No. 40842599
>>40842591
>Virginia frowns in a mixture of sympathy and confusion
"Wh-why w-would she hate you?"

>>40842593
"Oh, hey, that's something! Just spending some time together and all."
>> No. 40842600
>>40842597

>Lotse

>>40842598

>Locked up in her room.
>> No. 40842601
>>40842600
Knock knock knock.
>> No. 40842602
File 142799636172.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
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>>40842600
Well then, Lotse now has Lotse (see what I did there?~) of attention from Big Bunny Ben, who is carefully stacking cuddly toys on her lap.

One on top of the other.
>> No. 40842603
File 142799642857.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40842602

...Wat?

>>40842601

Who is it?
>> No. 40842604
File 142799646180.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40842603
"...What?" he asks, sitting another toy onto your toy tower.
>> No. 40842605
File 142799647155.jpg - (94.42KB , 1600x900 , 1371841533_twdclementine1.jpg )
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>>40842603
"It's Essy. Can I come in?"
>> No. 40842606
File 142799654579.png - (260.32KB , 806x1453 , brazzers.png )
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>>40842595
>Arpee?

>>40842596
>They didn't notice!
Did you hear something?
Naah.

>>40842598
We don't hate you!
Not at all.
But threatening us not to do something-
-is the easiest way to encourage us to do that.

>>40842599
Well.
You know.
Murdered her kidnappers.
In cold blood.
>> No. 40842607
>>40842604

...Why are you doing this?

>>40842605

...OK.
>She stands, shuffles over, unlocks and open it.
>She's sporting a big bruise about her eye and is missing just about all her hair.

>>40842606

>Who?
>> No. 40842608
File 142799662944.png - (865.55KB , 1032x1080 , 1104_The_First_Step_06015.png )
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>>40842606
>Scipio grinned and lept away over to the other cat making loud harmonica noises. When Varmus caught them in his eye, Scipio would wave.~
>> No. 40842609
File 142799662425.png - (90.06KB , 373x401 , surprise.png )
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>>40842606
"O-oh..."
>> No. 40842610
File 142799668902.jpg - (85.99KB , 751x1063 , Ugh these claws ruin half of my shoes.jpg )
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>>40842606
"... No, stop, please."
The sarcasm in his voice is reaching lethal levels.
"Please keep doing that. It would be TERRIBLE if you stopped."

>>40842607
Essy blinks in surprise, before raising the tray in her hands.
There was dinner on it! Soup and chicken and a cup pudding.
"I heard you weren't feeling well, so I made you something to nom."
>> No. 40842611
>>40842610

...Thanks, Essy.
>She takes the tray.
I was brought food but it went cold...
>> No. 40842612
File 142799684773.png - (161.21KB , 263x348 , Clem.png )
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>>40842611
She smiles slightly.
"Well, it's good that I came, then!"
>> No. 40842613
File 142799687386.png - (260.32KB , 806x1453 , brazzers.png )
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>>40842607
>You tell me!

>>40842608
...Oh, heya, Scipio.
And hello to you too, Val!

>>40842609
So, yes.
That.
Heh.
Heh heh...
Siiiigh.

>They frowned.

>>40842610
Oh, well...
Since you're asking so nicely?
We would be happy to indulge, really~!
>> No. 40842614
File 142799689499.png - (202.62KB , 450x639 , AMMIE WTF.png )
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>>40842607
"...Well, when I was little, a very kind man told me to shower those I love with gifts."

>>40842606
>Did you miss
>>40842594
>> No. 40842615
>>40842612

>She nods and sits down.
Thanks.
>She slowly starts to eat.

>>40842613

>...I dunno!
>> No. 40842616
File 142799694403.jpg - (341.09KB , 850x1202 , 9QZvkIX.jpg )
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>>40842613
>Valentina, occupied with the harmonica simply winked at the two. Scipio bowed her head, still containing her giggles as hard as she could. RItsu waved with waggly finger tips.
>> No. 40842617
>>40842613
"I-I-I'm sorry."
>> No. 40842618
File 142799700718.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
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>>40842614

I think you can keep these ones, Ben.
>> No. 40842619
File 142799703220.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40842618
"...Y-You don't... You don't like my gifts...?"

Sniffle sniffle.
>> No. 40842620
File 142799705286.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40842613
"..."
He started chanting silently, his voice getting creepily monotone.
" oshewhowatchesoverthelawgivemethepowertosilencethoseforifeariwillsinifilistentotheirwickedwords"
>>40842615
She sits beside her, smiling.
>> No. 40842621
File 142799710958.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
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>>40842619

I'd rather you keep them.

>>40842620

...What is it?
>> No. 40842622
File 142799710071.jpg - (13.30KB , 480x272 , 11040211540a12977052705l.jpg )
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>>40842620
>Libra started throwing stuff at him to make him mess up.
>> No. 40842623
File 142799712300.png - (202.62KB , 450x639 , AMMIE WTF.png )
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>>40842621
"You don't like my giiiiiifts!"
>> No. 40842624
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>>40842593
>>40842590
>>40842599
Andrew shrugged witha bit of a smirk
>> No. 40842625
File 142799717389.png - (165.21KB , 600x600 , Face of death.png )
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>Big Macintosh
>> No. 40842626
File 142799717902.png - (483.19KB , 1024x573 , Bored.png )
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>>40842623

That's because you had bad gifts.
>> No. 40842627
File 142799717988.jpg - (128.73KB , 756x1056 , Lemme axe you a question.jpg )
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>>40842622
He just ignored it, continuing to chant!
>>40842621
"Nothing.

Just happy to see you."
>> No. 40842628
File 142799723210.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40842626
"You're cold Lotse."
>> No. 40842629
File 142799725747.png - (264.96KB , 1299x1322 , teehee.png )
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>>40842625
>Applejack
>> No. 40842630
File 142799729326.gif - (607.05KB , 500x281 , tumblr_inline_njw23wWNKL1t6b9d9.gif )
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>>40842627
>She began to project her voice inside of his head!
1d20 = 13
>She had switched to fruit now, smacking him in the side of the head with strawberries and APPLES!
>> No. 40842631
File 142799733180.jpg - (632.54KB , 737x1079 , oh you!.jpg )
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>>40842614
>I did, sorry D:
>>40842594
>They hugged back.
Yeah, Varmie did.
Of course we did.
She's finally safe.
Shame her mind will take lot more time to recover.

>>40842615
>Welp :c

>>40842616
...Okay.
So, what did you do?
Also, hi, Ritsu!
Nice gun you have there, new thing?

>>40842617
Don't be, silly.
Not your fault.
I love her like she was my own daughter.
If the price for her safety and well-being...
...is hating me, that's a price I'll gladly pay.

>>40842620
You're easy to piss off.
Buttons to press all big.
And red.
And glowing a little.
>> No. 40842632
brb consumption
>> No. 40842633
File 142799734300.jpg - (97.30KB , 762x900 , Bunny with a machine gun.jpg )
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>>40842628

Is this news?

>>40842627

It's not that great, is it?
>> No. 40842634
>>40842632

>RIP in peace.

>>40842631

>Wanna have Gretchen or no?
>> No. 40842635
File 142799748477.jpg - (894.42KB , 2464x2992 , 1427464405665.jpg )
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>>40842631
Nothing in particular, let us just say I would not want to suddenly be apart from one another.
>Scipio smiled, Valentina finished her playing and smiled at the two.
Bonsoir
>In a soft tone, Ritsu waved with a grin and nodded, the colossal sidearm on her vest had its own special holster..and a whole part of the vest.~
My wifffe, aint she sweeet.~
>> No. 40842636
>And back to work. Later folks!
>> No. 40842637
>>40842599
>>40842624
Andy didn't like it and things went downhill...
>> No. 40842638
File 142799766547.png - (1.98MB , 1904x1257 , 7e7fe3cffc094920a21659e99b596762.png )
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>>40842635
>That pic always gets me.
>> No. 40842639
File 142799775552.png - (577.23KB , 500x918 , Val and Scipio in a fire fight.png )
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>>40842638
>Hehe~
>> No. 40842640
File 142799778028.jpg - (85.37KB , 526x570 , Not Varmusetta found a job.jpg )
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>>40842634
>I wanna :c

>>40842635
Ah, a present from-
-dear old Kiddo?
She's sweet indeed.
Lovely big softie.
Meet Sunny, everyone.
Hello, I'm Varmus' genderbent clone!
She's here to stay.
Happy that's the case.
>> No. 40842641
>>40842640

>You know where to find her!
>> No. 40842642
File 142799785646.png - (213.54KB , 308x422 , IHW_Preview_Clementine_Smile.png )
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>>40842631
>>40842630
1d20 = 2
"... And say Amen."
He proceeded to draw something in the air in front of both of them, before starting to deal with the voices in his head.
PRAYER CAST: LITANY OF SILENCE
>>40842633
"It's always great to see you."
>> No. 40842643
File 142799790468.png - (250.95KB , 313x338 , You are all evil crop.png )
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>>40842642

How come?
>> No. 40842644
File 142799791436.jpg - (39.88KB , 1280x720 , slasherredeyes.jpg )
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>>40842640
Yeah she can certainly be convincing.
>Said Ritsu with a grumble, then Valentina spoke.
She squeaks when she sleeps!~
>Scipio giggled and then said.
Her moods change quickly, I have noticed.

>>40842642
HAH YOU SUCK!
>She yelled annoyingly both in his head and verbally in the bar. Then pegged his tiefling forehead with a tomato.
>> No. 40842645
File 142799793853.png - (791.45KB , 988x689 , Pandora and Scipio.png )
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>>40842639
>:D

><Grabs and carrys off to schooL>
>> No. 40842646
File 142799801514.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
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>>40842631
"...And those responsible?"

>>40842633
"No, seriously, you're cold. Physically. Which is why you need the plushies."
>> No. 40842647
File 142799802500.png - (1.17MB , 2600x2100 , astros_by_xwhitedreamsx-d8dn5y3.png )
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>>40842637
"You know how I prefer to have things in life~" he chuckled
>> No. 40842648
File 142799805029.gif - (1.63MB , 659x609 , 1427917862273.gif )
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>>40842645
<>Wah!
>> No. 40842649
File 142799812648.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
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>>40842646

A blanket would serve me better.
>> No. 40842650
File 142799815040.png - (286.44KB , 750x956 , why so serious.png )
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>>40842644
Who, Kiddo's?
Naah, she's only have two moods.
Angry and angrier.

>They snickered.

>>40842646
Dead.
I made sure of that.
>> No. 40842651
File 142799821272.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40842649
"Plushie blanket."

He proceeds to topple the plushie tower on your lap, causing you to now have a plushie blanket.

>>40842650
"...Good. Seriously, what the hell made them think this was a good idea in the first place?"
>> No. 40842652
File 142799821453.jpg - (123.39KB , 1377x1080 , 1417229811853.jpg )
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>>40842650
Dont forget lovely.
>Ritsu said daydreaming about her, she then fell over because she leaned to far back in her chair.
>> No. 40842653
File 142799826477.jpg - (72.50KB , 500x498 , 1401824225271.jpg )
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>>40842643
"... You're one of my best friends, Gretchen."
>>40842644
"Last night I'm pretty sure it was you."
He smiles smugly.
>> No. 40842654
File 142799833841.jpg - (24.53KB , 720x389 , 29311_105198239525543_5857050_n.jpg )
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>>40842653
Eww, gross old man.
>She frowned and pegged him again with a tomato.
>> No. 40842655
File 142799837642.png - (483.19KB , 1024x573 , Bored.png )
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>>40842651

This is awful.

>>40842653

I'm a pretty bad phone.
>> No. 40842656
File 142799839821.png - (516.15KB , 1280x720 , Well fight the power I guess.png )
40842656
>Anyhow. I'll be back!

><As I go off the terminator theme plays and fades off in the distance>
>> No. 40842657
File 142799841858.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40842654
"Old man nothing. I'm forty."
>>40842655
Blink blink.
"... Phone?"
>> No. 40842658
File 142799844637.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
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>>40842655
"Oh shush, you think everything is awful." he says, picking up the plushies off of you and putting them into a basket.

"Actually, these were for Gretchen. I needed to know their effectiveness so I used you as a test subject. Aaaand if you're curious, it was a complete success."
>> No. 40842659
File 142799846381.png - (361.95KB , 1280x930 , vhoopzie.png )
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>>40842642
>>40842652
...!
...!?
!!!
!?!?!
!!
....!
...
...

>They began to pantomime Darius getting it in the ass.

>Or rather WOULD IF A FREAKING CATGIRL DIDN'T BRAID THEIR MANES TOGETHER!

>So they silently yelp, squeak, and very unhappily try to get their manes untangled.

>>40842651
>Varmus shrugged.
Good intentions.
Hell's paved with them.

>>40842641
>Yes, but Varmus don't wanna go there.
>> No. 40842660
File 142799850891.png - (40.44KB , 634x297 , qwertial_aphasia[1].png )
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>>40842657

>I was talking and what I was saying went into my words.
>Friend.

>>40842658

...I think she'd like those. If she doesn't do that thing she does.

>>40842659

>...Awwwwww. He won't go there? :c
>> No. 40842661
File 142799854370.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40842659
"I thought it was fire and brimstone."

>>40842660
"Exactly. The fact that you hate them proved that. Since, y'know. You hate all that is good and fun in the world."
>> No. 40842662
File 142799858725.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
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>>40842659
He started chuckling.

"Lesson: Don't mess with someone who has a god on their side."
>>40842660
"... No you're not, what made you think this?"
>> No. 40842663
File 142799864065.gif - (509.98KB , 480x480 , Its what you think it is when you click on it.gif )
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>>40842657
Yes you are.

>>40842659
>Scipio, Ritsu, and Valentina all fell about the place giggling and laughing as Scipio's prank had successfully worked.

>Then Ritsu got up and said.
Id do it better!

>Libra snorted, trying to hide her laugh.
>> No. 40842664
File 142799866432.png - (0.99MB , 900x1125 , Don't say that.png )
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>>40842661

...Pffffft.

>>40842662

I always think that.
>> No. 40842665
File 142799869433.png - (47.18KB , 567x388 , Yay.png )
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>>40842659
>>40842642
Oh boy is it a magic contest? I LOVE MAGIC CONTESTS! I know a super awesome spell! Can I cast it? Can I? CAN I?
>WHAT THE SHI-ooooh trapdoor in floor under the table

>You now have 1 (ONE) crazy zombie with a magical wand in hand. What do?
>> No. 40842666
File 142799871867.jpg - (155.54KB , 600x800 , eb2bcb0f8c845ba440262f60e69e6b10.jpg )
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>>40842664
"See? You agree with me!" he says with a smile, before booping your nose.

"So, what's up?" he asks, sitting himself down beside you.

"Heard you kicked ass and took names earlier."
>> No. 40842667
File 142799872800.jpg - (57.95KB , 600x748 , wow I look like a douchebag.jpg )
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>>40842663
"How old are you again, Lib? Pit lords often reach millenniums before they get that status?
>>40842664
"It's not like you're that bad."
>>40842665
"Spell nothing.
Prayers."
>> No. 40842668
File 142799875549.jpg - (20.59KB , 300x240 , Bwuh.jpg )
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>>40842666

Naw, that was Varmus and Val.

>>40842667

Whatever...
>> No. 40842669
File 142799878222.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
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>>40842668
"And you didn't help at all?"
>> No. 40842670
File 142799880208.jpg - (25.00KB , 720x384 , 29311_105198226192211_3570079_n.jpg )
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>>40842667
A lady never tells her age.~
>> No. 40842671
File 142799881921.png - (213.54KB , 308x422 , IHW_Preview_Clementine_Smile.png )
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>>40842668
She smiles for a second.
"Oh hey. Wait right here."
>> No. 40842672
File 142799884048.jpg - (100.50KB , 600x861 , do spines work like this.jpg )
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>>40842670
"You're anything but a lady, Lib."
>> No. 40842673
File 142799886346.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
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>>40842669

Not really, no.

>>40842671

...I'm not going anywhere fast.
>> No. 40842674
File 142799889454.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40842673
"...I bet you did."
>> No. 40842675
File 142799888818.png - (260.32KB , 806x1453 , brazzers.png )
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>>40842660
>Sunny will! When they unbraid their manes.

>>40842661
That too.
The point is, they thought they'll be doing something good.
And that hurting my Gretchen is worth it.
Idiots.

>>40842662
>A pink grenade rolled under his legs and exploded in a cloud of glitter!

>Have fun getting that off.

>>40842663
>They both glared at the three, especially Scipio, sat down and crossed their forehooves in the exact same manner, sulking and waiting for Ritsu to untangle them.

>>40842665
Both Varmus and Sunny grinned happily at Raggedy and nodded in enthusiasm!
>> No. 40842676
File 142799890787.jpg - (235.58KB , 586x345 , moose-1.jpg )
40842676
>Luuuuurkin'!~
>> No. 40842677
>>40842675

>Right,
>> No. 40842678
File 142799896054.jpg - (290.02KB , 800x822 , Tiefling_Revisted___Korvas_by_hdb.jpg )
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>>40842673
She ran outside-
And came back two minutes later, holding a teddy bear.
"You gave me this when I just got here."
>>40842675
"What the absolute-"
Blink blink.
"What is this crap?"
>> No. 40842679
File 142799896013.jpg - (82.18KB , 405x600 , Niekawa_Haruna_600_381743.jpg )
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>>40842672
Yeah, you would know you dont go for em.~

>>40842675
>Ritsu leaned over, and nearly fell.
Whah.

>She then began to untangle them as the two soul sisters giggled and laughed on the stage.
>> No. 40842680
File 142799902816.jpg - (290.02KB , 800x822 , Tiefling_Revisted___Korvas_by_hdb.jpg )
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>>40842679
"At least I don't do it for cash, Lib."
He proceeded to wipe some of the pink glitter off and grab himself a bottle of whisky.
>> No. 40842681
File 142799906629.png - (1.86MB , 1159x1460 , A changed girl.png )
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>>40842678

...Oh, that's nothing really... I get tons.
>> No. 40842682
File 142799910050.png - (161.21KB , 263x348 , Clem.png )
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>>40842681
"I still want you to have this one for a while."
>> No. 40842683
File 142799911256.jpg - (142.28KB , 186x742 , Mmmmm.jpg )
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>>40842675
"People can always justify their own actions and behaviour to themselves. It's scary."
>> No. 40842684
File 142799913904.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
40842684
>>40842682

>She shakes her head.
You'd like it more.
>> No. 40842685
File 142799917898.gif - (1.43MB , 400x226 , by all means, proceed!.gif )
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>>40842677
>Myeah :I

>>40842678
>They grin at him evilly.

>Pink glitter. A FUCKLOAD of pink glitter.

>It sticks and gets everywhere and oh fuck you'll spend hours getting it all off. HOURS.

>And still find it in strange places for about a week.

>>40842679
>They glared at the darn catgirls, then looked at each other. And smiled.

Awww fuck they got something in mind.
>> No. 40842686
File 142799918071.png - (85.10KB , 441x624 , clementine_by_kotorikun-d6s54d7.png )
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>>40842684
"I like it, but I think you need it more than I do."
>> No. 40842687
File 142799920634.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
40842687
>>40842686

>She shakes her head.
Just keep it.
>> No. 40842688
File 142799924222.jpg - (85.99KB , 751x1063 , Ugh these claws ruin half of my shoes.jpg )
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>>40842685
The glyph fades as he grumbled silently, drinking.
>>40842687
"Please take it."
>> No. 40842689
File 142799929278.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
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>>40842688

>She shakes her head.
I don't want it.
>> No. 40842690
File 142799931586.jpg - (72.50KB , 500x498 , 1401824225271.jpg )
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>>40842689
Her smile fades.
"... Alright."
>> No. 40842691
File 142799938775.png - (1.86MB , 1159x1460 , A changed girl.png )
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>>40842690

...Did anything important happen while I was gone?
>> No. 40842692
File 142799940280.png - (260.32KB , 806x1453 , brazzers.png )
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>>40842688
Let's call-
-it a draw?
>> No. 40842693
File 142799944378.png - (596.15KB , 531x486 , tumblr_ms1dq3COVX1qdqxhpo7_1280.png )
40842693
>>40842667
>>40842675
Oh phlease, prayers are spells that are channelled via a temporary vessel to a greater being ANYWAY HERE I GO!
>The crazy waved the wand that looks suspiciously like those 2-bit Harry Trotter replicas you can get with those kiddie fanzines and-
>-the chant that came out of her throat required more than one set of vocal cords, a lot of guttural vowels, and words like stone scraping on glass.

>Words flew out, hoovered mid-air, formed a circle, then oval made of purple glitter that soon switched to red, then bone white, then just bones forming a gate...

>If any of you have any knowledge on spells - she's summoning a Glabrezu! D&D fiend http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Glabrezu
>> No. 40842694
File 142799961310.jpg - (210.55KB , 503x665 , Awww.jpg )
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>>40842691
"I think Icy's sick but that's it."
>>40842692
"I can silence you two all day long.

I can also make you both spew nothing but the truth for the rest of the da-
>>40842693
"... SWEET MOTHERS OF THE NETHERWORLD NO-"
He started to chant again, as fast as he could.
" oshewhowatchesovertheinnocentgivemethepowertocanceltheviledarknessthatthisservantofeviliscastingfortheyarebreakingthelawsofjusticeandgoodnesswhichyous
etuponus-
"

>Roll to see who finishes first?
>> No. 40842695
File 142799967490.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
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>>40842694

Oh... I see.
>> No. 40842696
File 142799971875.gif - (259.11KB , 500x280 , I um.gif )
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>>40842695
"Yeah.

Pretty silent."
>> No. 40842697
File 142799973119.jpg - (632.54KB , 737x1079 , oh you!.jpg )
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>>40842683
>Sorry QwQ

It's... Well, yeah. It is.
And it's human.
Worst people think they do the good thing.

>>40842694
>>40842693
And we got a crazy stitchy lovely, lock and loaded, tactical Raggedy, all deployed~!
>> No. 40842698
File 142799978915.png - (250.95KB , 313x338 , You are all evil crop.png )
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>>40842696

Do you not know what's wrong with her?
>> No. 40842699
File 142799981895.png - (854.95KB , 611x790 , ATR_Clem_Ashore.png )
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>>40842698
She shakes her head.
"Nuh-uh.

I wanted to go ask Billy."
>> No. 40842700
File 142799991916.png - (0.95MB , 861x801 , A changed girl Crop.png )
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>>40842699

Why haven't you?
>> No. 40842701
File 142799993288.jpg - (26.69KB , 374x360 , 3525252352.jpg )
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>>40842694
>>40842697
>The oval portal wasn't of course enough for the entire 15 foot tall extraplanar horror but it was enough for a hand, well, if that's how we can call a gnarled thing with too many joints and about 12+ fingers that just reached in, flailing madly and trying to latch onto something.

...guys I forgot the rest of the spell.
>She added, mid-chant, the nether-portal closing shut with a very biological SCHLURP, cutting the "hand" clean off mid-joint.

>It falls onto the floor, wriggling and closing and opening for a few times before stopping dead. Ew.
>> No. 40842702
File 142799994086.png - (264.96KB , 1299x1322 , teehee.png )
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>>40842700
She shrugs.
"Got distracted by Ammie."
>> No. 40842703
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>>40842702

...Heh, she does that.
>> No. 40842704
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>>40842701
He let go a sigh of relief, before taking a deep breath.
"Purge the beasts of the underworld and say Amen."
He proceeded to unceremoniously step on the hand and watch it spontaneously combust and burn to ashes.

"... Lady, what the absolute hell were you thinking?"
>>40842703
Essy giggles.
"Yep. She's like a kitty. You can't pass her without giving her a hug."
>> No. 40842705
File 142800011559.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
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>>40842704

You can hug kitties?
>> No. 40842706
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>>40842701
...DIBS!!!

>Varmus and Sunny jumped on the dead hand.
Oh my gonna harvest this so hard!
A whole Glabrezu arm!
>> No. 40842707
File 142800020827.png - (264.96KB , 1299x1322 , teehee.png )
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>>40842706
>>40842704
Except no because he just purged it.
>>40842705
"Everything is huggable if you try hard enough."
>> No. 40842708
File 142800026820.jpg - (25.82KB , 330x395 , 5252525.jpg )
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>>40842704
I have no brain~
>She proceeds to poke her head a few times

Wanna see~?


>>40842706
>>40842704
...a whole Glabrezu arm that's worth about.. oh boy at LEAST 100 thousand bits that just got turned to ashes so...

>Takes out a piece of paper and writes something on it before handing it to Mr Palademon. Do you read the paper? It's a bill for 120 000 bits
>> No. 40842709
File 142800030961.png - (0.95MB , 861x801 , A changed girl Crop.png )
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>>40842707

...Cats might get a bit grumpy.
>> No. 40842710
>>40842707
>>40842708
Wow.
Fuck you too, Darius.
You know how valuable that thing is?
How many things we could use it for!
Fuck you, man.
Seriously, fuck you.

...
...

I'm gonna go check up on Gretchen.
I'm gonna lick Raggedy.

>They nodded and grinned, then Varmus jumped at Raggedy!

>>40842709
And this is when someone knocked on Gretchen's door.
>> No. 40842711
File 142800046910.jpg - (290.02KB , 800x822 , Tiefling_Revisted___Korvas_by_hdb.jpg )
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>>40842708
>>40842710
"Demons can regenerate from the absolute scraps you buncha inbred idiots do you really want a full-sized glabrezu around here."
>>40842709
"Not all of them!"
>> No. 40842712
File 142800054449.png - (0.95MB , 861x801 , A changed girl Crop.png )
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>>40842710

Who is it?

>>40842711

Who wouldn't?
>> No. 40842713
File 142800060732.png - (213.54KB , 308x422 , IHW_Preview_Clementine_Smile.png )
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>>40842712
"I hugged half a cat once and she liked it."
>> No. 40842714
>>40842711
Not from this one, jackass, the majority of it is still alive! Fuck, think that's the only demon I've dealt with?

>>40842712
Varmus! Only... not really.

>It sounded like a Varmus, just higher-pitched, like... if he was a girl.
>> No. 40842715
File 142800065246.jpg - (86.09KB , 803x819 , tumblr_nf4nmnfleK1smkyzvo1_1280.jpg )
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>>40842710
>>40842711
Waaait, but if the demon is still THERE like in, alive and all, well not alive but still THERE so that wouldn't be regeneration, it would be BREEDING so it would be totally OK and non youknow, growwydemony arm so like- AW COME ON I'M NOT ICECREAM I'M JUST SCREAMY COME ON GET OFFFFFFFF ASFSJAGFAJSFGAF

>From under Varmus:
...I still got a few summon spells active for today just so you lot knows!

Also that's still 120 000 for the arm!
>> No. 40842716
File 142800066778.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
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>>40842713

...What?

>>40842714

...Go away, please.
>> No. 40842717
File 142800070244.jpg - (31.01KB , 282x313 , 23523523 (2).jpg )
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>>40842714
>>40842715
>>40842711
Yeah, what the molester-pony said!
>> No. 40842718
File 142800078247.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40842714
>>40842715
>>40842717
"I've seen demons regenerate from a year-old bone shard with the original owner gone on its merry way.

I've been doing this for longer than you've been alive."
>>40842716
"... From, uh, back in that place.
One of the things they let walk around was half a cat."
>> No. 40842719
File 142800083504.png - (260.32KB , 806x1453 , brazzers.png )
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>>40842715
>>40842717
Don't ask me, I never got that arm. You get cash from Darius. Also omnomnomnom-

>Raggedy's ear got nibbled on.

>>40842716
...Gretchen, please...
>> No. 40842720
File 142800084505.jpg - (41.56KB , 500x494 , A8zAkpiCYAA8bWF.jpg )
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>Silver's dick is thiiiiis big
>> No. 40842721
File 142800088556.png - (0.95MB , 861x801 , A changed girl Crop.png )
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>>40842718

...I'm confused.

>>40842720

>kek.

>>40842719

I want time to think about you.
>> No. 40842722
File 142800092375.png - (93.71KB , 900x1200 , Please Don't.png )
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>I guess i'm here now
>> No. 40842723
File 142800096203.png - (146.54KB , 373x314 , A-Amchi-sama.png )
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>>40842721
"Like...
There's a cat, but only the front part of it.
Her name's Josie."
>> No. 40842724
File 142800099995.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
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>>40842723

So it walks on two legs?
>> No. 40842725
File 142800101965.png - (429.26KB , 600x800 , tumblr_nev0fm6Qh21qcg8yjo1_1280.png )
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>>40842718
>>40842719
Aashsahffahk not my earrrr!
>She finally wriggles out from under the non-stitched crazy and jumps on the nearest table and towards safety

OKAY let's settle this as men! ...well, you know what I mean! Let's summon a new Glabrezu, cut off it's arm, and see what happens!

...or, you know, you pay up!
>Points at What'shisface McArmour-horns
>> No. 40842726
File 142800112295.png - (213.54KB , 308x422 , IHW_Preview_Clementine_Smile.png )
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>>40842724
Nod nod.
>>40842725
"... I'm going to get drunk. You can summon all the demons you want, but the second they hurt someone I'm taking them and shoving each of their heads, individually, up your arse. That clear?"
>> No. 40842727
File 142800114408.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
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>>40842726

...How does that work then?
>> No. 40842728
File 142800121152.png - (266.57KB , 369x613 , oh wow, no lube.png )
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>>40842721
...Do you hate me?

>>40842725
>>40842726
>Varmus sat down and licked his lips.
Nah, no more demon-summoning. I think Darius is trying to pick you up with that. Shoving things up your...
>> No. 40842729
File 142800122288.jpg - (94.42KB , 1600x900 , 1371841533_twdclementine1.jpg )
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>>40842727
"... They don't know. If they poke where her back parts are supposed to start she gets angry."
>> No. 40842730
>And i'm leaving...
>> No. 40842731
File 142800127239.png - (250.95KB , 313x338 , You are all evil crop.png )
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>>40842728

I dunno. Please go.

>>40842729

...What, the empty space behind her?
>> No. 40842732
File 142800129303.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40842728
"Finish that sentence and you'll be the subject to that, funny-boy."
>> No. 40842733
File 142800132602.gif - (51.93KB , 500x288 , tumblr_n9taislXSJ1sj97b2o1_500.gif )
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>>40842726
>>40842728
Oh yeah? Well I-..
..oh wow, really?

>Staaaaaaaares
...
....
.....ew.

>A stitched zombiemonster just summed you up as eww.
>> No. 40842734
File 142800135062.png - (146.54KB , 373x314 , A-Amchi-sama.png )
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>>40842731
"... Uh, no.
Her body stops a bit after her stomach starts.

There's just a black nothing in there. It's pokable, but it makes her mad."
>> No. 40842735
File 142800140362.jpg - (57.95KB , 600x748 , wow I look like a douchebag.jpg )
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>>40842733
"You're not a pillar of beauty yourself, Patches."
>> No. 40842736
File 142800142729.png - (143.17KB , 500x567 , Gretchen and Varmus_colored.png )
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>>40842734

...I wanna see it.
>> No. 40842737
File 142800149440.jpg - (34.66KB , 640x362 , twd-s02e01-clem.jpg )
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>>40842736
"... She's back at that place."
>> No. 40842738
File 142800148299.png - (62.44KB , 322x404 , no titties, but whyyyyy.png )
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>>40842731
...

>Sunny bit her lip and left.

>Well, that's that :I

>>40842732
>>40842733
...Raggedyyyy? Help, he's trying the same on me!
>> No. 40842739
File 142800153072.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40842738
He just started chanting.
LITANY OF SILENCE, BITCHES
>> No. 40842740
>>40842738

>I said I don't care for your r63 shit and that's not changed today.
>> No. 40842741
File 142800170544.png - (47.40KB , 614x927 , Sqigly_by_NosferatuTheNictuku.png )
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>>40842735
>>40842738
...
>She throws a small bag at Mr Hornyface! It contains a gelatinous ooze made to bind & silence the enemy for a while! Roll higher to see if hits before you finish! 1d20 = 9
>> No. 40842742
File 142800173905.jpg - (85.99KB , 751x1063 , Ugh these claws ruin half of my shoes.jpg )
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>>40842741
1d20 = 4
>> No. 40842743
File 142800174852.gif - (51.93KB , 500x288 , tumblr_n9taislXSJ1sj97b2o1_500.gif )
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>>40842742
>> No. 40842744
File 142800177130.png - (399.79KB , 546x665 , tiefling (1).png )
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>>40842741
>>40842742
"..."
Ah, dammit.
>> No. 40842745
File 142800182859.jpg - (449.66KB , 1444x695 , NEIN, VERFLUCHTE TEUFEL!.jpg )
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>>40842740
>Well too bad, because it's staying whether you like it or not.

>You can just not RP with me in that case.

>>40842739
>>40842741
>>40842742
HAH!

Good job, Raggsy!
>> No. 40842746
File 142800183423.jpg - (116.67KB , 600x819 , Get ready for an asskicking bitches.jpg )
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>>40842743
Well, he started wiping this gunk off his face.
"Go fall in a ditch."
>> No. 40842747
File 142800187041.jpg - (25.91KB , 357x361 , 234623523.jpg )
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>>40842744
>>40842745
>She then produces a quill, some parchment, and a safety pin and...



>...pins a card on you that says, in slightly misspelled bold gothic:
^"
I SELL CLOCKS IN HECK
"
>> No. 40842748
File 142800194561.jpg - (25.82KB , 330x395 , 5252525.jpg )
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>>40842746
Nyeeh nyeeeeeh~
>> No. 40842749
File 142800196047.png - (105.41KB , 290x262 , Tiefling.png )
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>>40842747
He ripped it off, showed a gesture that is probably quite rude in his homeland, and went back to drinking.
>> No. 40842750
File 142800236331.gif - (2.04MB , 300x169 , THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM.gif )
40842750
>Today I learned why you don't eat two 10-inch hoagies within 3 hours of each other...
>Send help
>> No. 40842751
>>40842750
>You brought this upon yourself, man
>> No. 40842752
>>40842751
>But they're SO good...
>...I'm really tired now.
>> No. 40842753
>>40842750
this reminds me

im hungyr for subway!


also rp?
>> No. 40842754
>>40842753
>What do? Please keep in mind I'm real sleepy at the moment, so it may take a little for me to reply
>> No. 40842755
>>40842754
>no problem :P

I have andrew and Cara, and also Raity if you'd want nightshade, otherwise bella
>> No. 40842756
>>40842755
>Hm...I'm fine with any of these!
>1d3 = 3
>1, Andrew
>2, Cara
>3, Rarity
>> No. 40842757
>>40842756
Lady Rarity resides in the Donut Bar, sitting at the counter as she uses her magic to levitate herself a drink, letting out a soft exhale.
>> No. 40842758
File 142800544923.gif - (79.11KB , 303x198 , Hypnotoad.gif )
40842758
>Starts in 5 minutes

>NO HUMPING
>I mean YOU


http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iJC7&k=GX6

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iJC7&k=GX6

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iJC7&k=GX6

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iJC7&k=GX6

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iJC7&k=GX6
>> No. 40842759
File 142800550508.jpg - (409.77KB , 1202x1024 , Best race ever.jpg )
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>>40842757
>And 1d2 = 2 sits nearby!
>1, Nightshade
>2, Bella
>> No. 40842760
>>40842759
Rarity takes notice of her presence and smiles faintly. "Good afternoon, Bella"
>> No. 40842761
File 142800583854.gif - (1.87MB , 500x275 , tumblr_inline_nkbyorrtrC1r90a6f.gif )
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>>need 1 more player

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iJC7&k=GX6

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iJC7&k=GX6

http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=iJC7&k=GX6


>hurry up! Yes YOU
>> No. 40842762
>>40842761

>No.
>> No. 40842763
File 142800595343.jpg - (52.16KB , 616x600 , A gift from Diamond.jpg )
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>>40842760
>She smiles
Hello Rarity!~ How are you?
>> No. 40842764
>>40842763
"Oh ive been better i suppose, though ive also been worse... can i get you something dear?"
>> No. 40842765
File 142800618593.png - (354.23KB , 883x600 , Looking towards the light.png )
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>>40842764
Certainly! And may I ask why? If you don't mind, that is...
>> No. 40842766
>>40842765
"The botique just seems to be getting too quiet and isolated some nights."

"and um, water or tea?"
>> No. 40842767
File 142800661030.png - (308.74KB , 1563x1504 , On her way to the club.png )
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>>40842766
Oh, I see...And may I please have some tea?
>> No. 40842768
File 142800666940.jpg - (18.51KB , 345x460 , Silly.jpg )
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>> No. 40842769
File 142800682375.jpg - (209.65KB , 1200x1000 , 1378058413490.jpg )
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>>40842767
She nodded with a smile, levitating the tea over to pour into her glass.

"Yes, well how have you been yourself?"
>> No. 40842770
File 142800797894.jpg - (375.05KB , 942x727 , How Ezzie and Bella's relationship works.jpg )
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>>40842769
Doing rather well!~
>> No. 40842771
File 142800799591.png - (59.85KB , 274x301 , Blaaaails.png )
40842771
>Castle Crashers is probably the most fun game in my library.

>And I own The entire Fallout Franchise (Save for 3)
>> No. 40842774
>>40842770
"And your foals?" she asked with a bit of a smile, taking a sip of her own drink
>> No. 40842775
File 142800945532.jpg - (52.16KB , 616x600 , A gift from Diamond.jpg )
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>>40842774
They're great...Growing up nicely, and not getting into too much trouble...
>> No. 40842776
File 142800950084.png - (742.24KB , 1072x591 , THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES.png )
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>THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES
>> No. 40842777
File 142800958499.png - (142.19KB , 403x420 , 1S4SZMB.png )
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>Back.
>> No. 40842778