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40847476 No. 40847476
#Open #Canon: Donut Bar #Pseudo-canon #Cross-canon #Chill #Lighthearted #Shipping #General #Semi-serious #Crazy #Courtesy/Common Sense/Fun

All cities have dark sides, and Canterlot is certainly no exception. On the wrong side of the tracks, everything appears to be dark and cold, the rainy weather being but an exclamation mark deepening the atmosphere of alienation and lurking fear.

The atmosphere changes though, as soon as you pass the worn door over the neon sign saying, in bright bold letters [U]D NUT BAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-7lvINrYPw

Inside, amongst the tables and chairs dating back to the last century, with their nicks and stains and worn out padding, you can finally get yourself dry, drink something hot and wait out the rain. There's even a antique jukebox - someone placed the damaged neon 'o' from the sign outside next to it, the stylised glass donut looking a bit out of place with the sombre décor.

Here, all are welcome and accepted – so long as violence does not occur, as indicated by a the sign reading “Weapon bin by the door, put it in or we put you out. Cold."

On the blackboard, one may find what appears to be a scribble of nonsense:
EAT AT JOE'S
YOUR AD HERE

The bar is NOT auto-staff, and it will stay that way.

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Topics tonight include:
>Post some cool video game mods!
>Post some bad ones!
>Post ones that are horrifying!
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The Bar is now: OPEN
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>> No. 40847479
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>Demo

>Pandora and Ary both listened to the song, smiling as they went along, Pandora nodded at Ary who nodded back, the grou[ driving along past Pandora's apartment to Ary and Sci's home. Ary tapping her fingers to the beat of the song on the wheel of the car
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>Fucking damn it.
>> No. 40847483
>>40847480
>Hello!

>>40847482
>?
>> No. 40847484
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>The Galactic Warfare Mod for Call of Duty 4 was kinda neat.

>A lot of custom maps for Halo CE were neat, and the mods to go along with it.

>Neotokyo was really awesome till it died. The mod community for Starcraft was probably the most productive Ive ever seen people in my whole life.

>The multiplayer mod for San Andreas was fun, cept for the weird rp

>Brutal Doom is the only way to play Doom, not to mention Hentai Doom

>Nehrim is like TES Oblivion but cooler, shame they only had like 2 voice actors though.

>Thats about all I can think of right now.

>Wait, the Mod for Diablo 1 that gave us all the cut content was fucking sweet.
>>40847482
>Whats up?
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>>40847479
>Valentina looked over at her sword in Pandora's lap, rubbing her hand over it a little, the engravings on the pommel and handguard so beautifully crafted.

>Scipio reached down and found a piece of string, she then reached over to Arys free hand and tied it around, making a little string ring on her finger.~

Hehe.~
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>>40847483
>>40847484
>I had to disappear because we didn't have enough fish for dinner. Had to walk in the cold and rain for 45 Minutes to go to the store, find out they don't have the right fish, walk to another, further away store, then walk back.
>> No. 40847487
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>>40847486
>tfw tuff
>> No. 40847488
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>>40847476
>Galacticraft Mod for Minecraft
>Hot Coffee Mod for GTA: San Andreas
>Garry's Mod for Half-Life 2
>Good mods.
>> No. 40847489
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>>40847484
>Best mod I ever played was....Actually...Nothing...um..I mean. I modde dmy xbox to play free games! Does that mean it's a mod?

>>40847485
>Pandora smiled at Val, looking at her sword and thinking of the one she and her snagged in that cave long ago as ary looked down at the string around her finger with a giggle

Hmm? What's this~?

>>40847486
>I know the feel!
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>>40847488
>>40847489

>Oh I also forgot, the Mechwarrior Living legends mod for Crysis was fucking awesome.
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>>40847489
Just a little cloth memento I suppose.
>She shrugged.
I used to just take little bits of string as a kitten and wrap them around the battlemasters fingers and make it look like a ring.~

>Valentina adjusted herself a little so her armor and uniform wasnt to pokey and let Pandora lay on her a little.
>> No. 40847492
>>40847488
>>40847490
>Yup! All I got :D
>> No. 40847493
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>>40847489
>>40847487
>Well, foods cooking now.
>And im wet. not the good kind either.

>>40847490
>>40847492
>:D
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>>40847492
>>40847493
>Counterstrike, Teamfortress they were cool mods when they came out.

>Teamfortress came from Quake and to this day it makes me giggle.
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>>40847491
>Pandora didn't seem to mind, holding her close and cuddling, usin gher as her desert~

>Ary chuckled a bit, looking down at the cloth ring. Isn't an actual ring but...close enough!

>She leaned over to give Scipio a kiss on the lips as they got to the home
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>>40847494
>Good mods, loved the originals~
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>>40847495
>She savored the kiss with a happy little purr.

>Valentina jostled Pandora awake a little and let her little princess still carry her sword.

>Ary was suddenly scooped up and bridal carried up to their home, still purring happily as Arys heels fell off from being carried.

>>40847496
>I used to make a lot of people made on TF Classic because one of the maps let you toss grenades through the start gate.
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>>40847497
>Hehe.
>Can you rp? Or is it too late?
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>>40847498
>Maybe a bit, Ritsu is still in the bar, with a cooling pad stuck to her forehead, drinking a little to it seems.
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>>40847497
>Pandora walked along with Val, her arms around Vals neck as they went along~ Tails wrapped around eachothers

>As Ary felt a bit of something missing from tonight..but giggled when she was picked up, using her magic to grab her shoe so it doesn't get stolen by animals.
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>>40847500
>Suddenly, an egg lands on her lap.
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>>40847501
>Those thieving racoons. She stepped into the home, setting Aryadne down on the big couch, getting into some more comfy clothes, she sat down, propping Arys head up on her lap.

>Valentina's tail toyed with Pandora's once in Valentina went through the labors of removing her armor and dress suit, once into more comfortable clothes she crashed down in a chair and yawned.

Ahh..my bullet aches.

>>40847502
Wha, whos this. What..oh another egg.
>She yawned a little and opened it up.
>> No. 40847504
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>>40847503
>This egg contains: A Little handmade coupon book!
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>>40847504
Heh, how 'bout that.
>She flipped it, blinking a few times as she fixed her glasses to read them.
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>>40847503
>Ary held her legs a bit, getting comfpy and laying down with her and nuzzling up. Yawning slightly and relaxing, kicking her shoes off as Pandora did the same, sitting on the couch wand pulling Val onto her lap

Anything I can do to help?


>Ary looked up and said

oH hey, what was it you two were whispering about earlier?
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>>40847506
Ill be fine, he just hurts when I need to go to bed. On bad days he gives me chills sometimes.
>She was pretty nonchalant about it, getting comfy on Pandora. Scipio giggled a little and so did Valentina. The gladiator then said.
Oh just speaking of our lovelies.~
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>>40847508
>Ary and Pandora giggled and nodded as she called it a he, Pandora nodded and making her all comfy as she assumes she's tired as Ary says

Ohh? Makin fun of us huh~?
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>>40847505
>The cover says "Favors and Gifts for Ritsu-Mama", signed by Tanaka.
>The coupons are for things like "One (1) 3 Course Dinner for 2", 'One (1) Day of Rest and Relaxation", and "One (1) Tray of Cupcakes, Any Flavor". The Coupons are very well made, and seem to be for things that could help Ritsu relax, or things she can enjoy~

Last edited at Sun, Apr 5th, 2015 22:06

>> No. 40847511
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>>40847509
More like taking a moment to remember what is important to us.

Scipio, here. She has lived a life in front of everyone unachievable by any. She now has an entire life given to her, and her heart belongs to Aryadne it always will, it will persist even through death. In dreams she has taught me everything I ever actually needed to know and continues to teach everyone around her despite being in a foreign world. Every. Single. Thing. She does, is entirely out of her unequivocal devotion to her lady. Aryadne.

I myself, well I think I am the least likely person to ever deserve another chance. Yet, not only have I done cruel things in my life, Ive had the privilege of a wonderful first experience with the kindest woman I ever met, Ive died, and reflected on my burdens, and was not only brought back by friends with not a single asking of the, but also given a new life to live, with new people to be at my side.

>Scipio smiled warmly, somewhat fully expecting Valentina to say what she was thinking.~

>>40847510
Heheh...thats a pretty sweet gal.
>She blushed a little and put it away in one of her coat pockets.
Ill make sure ta use that later.~
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>>40847511
>Tanaka quietly walks out of the kitchen, still in her bunny outfit, munching on a cookie and sipping a glass of cherry cola~
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>>40847511
>Ary and Pandora were both silent for a moment before giving a small grin at what Val said, both hugging their loved ones and kissing them on their lips before Ary said

It's all down hill from here~

Hopefully anyways....I love you~

>She kissed Vals cheek, nuling against her as Ary leaned up to give Scipio another kiss on the lips

And I love you~
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>>40847513
Well you ticked me off earlier, but ya certainly made up fer it.

>>40847514
Hehe..I love when she says that.

I love you too Pandora.~
>Valentina purred a little and curled up, resting on Pandora ready to sleep. Scipio smiled and held onto the kiss as long as she could, once finished smiled with half lidded eyes.

I love you the most Aryadne.
>She hugged Aryadne tight to sleep on her chest.
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>>40847515
"I-i did? H-how?"
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>>40847515
>Ary and pandora get all giggly, PAndora running over to get blankets and pillows for Val and Pan to sleep ont eh couch, Ary still resting on Scipio's lap with a smile, her thumb rubbing against the cloth on her finger, giving a small sigh and closing her eyes tight.
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>>40847516
Dont worry about it darlin.
>She pat her gently.
Imma goin to bed.
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>>40847518
"O-okay..."
>Tanaka gently hugs her.
"Goodnight Mama..."
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>>40847517
>And with the kittens cuddling all together in a ball of warm they all 4 fell asleep purring and sleeping peaceably, well at least till Ary and Val stayed awake awhile to hold their worlds in their hands.

>Im off to sleep.~

>>40847519
Night cutie pie, sleep tight.
>She closed the door.
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>>40847520
>Tanaka gently waves, and departs for her own home.

>G'night hun~
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>>40847527
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>>40847527
>>40847528
>>40847529
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>>40847530
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>>40847531
>Howdy
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>>40847532
>Hello.
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>>40847533
>How goes your evening?
>> No. 40847536
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>>40847535
>Crappy. My headset broke.
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>>40847536
>That's not good.
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>>40847537
>Nnnnope
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>>40847538
>Aside from that. how are you?
>> No. 40847540
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>>40847539
>Still pretty crappy. My car overheats when it idles.
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>>40847540
>Well, that's pretty terrible.
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>>40847541
>And it cools down to normal temperatures when I drive. Explain that shit to me.
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>>40847542
>Can't explain that. It defy's all common sense.
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>>40847543
>Well I'm bringing it to a mechanic I know to look at it tomorrow.
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>>40847545
>That's good to hear at least~
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>>40847546
>The best part is it's free so long as I help with whatever work needs to be done.
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>>40847547
>Nice, Nice~
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>>40847548
>Well Chrysalis is in the bar.
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>>40847549
>There is a girl in the kitchen pulling a cake out of the oven.
>There are also plastic easter eggs sitting about with goodies inside.
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>>40847550
Chrysalis is in the main room, reading something on her tablet.
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Great... Where the hell am I now?
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>>40847551
>Tanaka walks out of the kitchen, wearing a plain brown skirt and a light blue sweater with a green apron over it. She sits near Chrysalis, and begins eating a fresh and warm slice of cake.

>>40847552
>The Donut Bar.
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>>40847553
"Is it good?" She asked, keeping her eyes on her tablet.
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>>40847554
"Hmm? Is what good?"
>Tanaka looks at Chrysalis with interest.
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>>40847556
"The cake?" She said, still reading her tablet, if the girl would look, she'd see it was the local news.
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>>40847557
>Tanaka notices it's the news and reads along.
"Oh, yes, I take pride in my cooking, it's delicious cake."
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>>40847559
The news was regarding a massacre of changelings that some ponies committed.
"You made that? Looks pretty delicious." She hasn't even looked at it, but if asked, would recite it's exact appearance as it was, and it's consistency.
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>>40847560
"Would you like a piece Miss?"
>Tanaka cringes.
"How gruesome..."
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>>40847561
"Chrysalis. Queen Chrysalis." She said swiping the page down and continuing.
"And yeah, it was. It's even worse when you personally see the aftermath."
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>>40847529
:3

>>40847528
*climbs into queen*
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>>40847562
"I'm Tanaka... Tanaka Rose..."
>Tanaka frowns a little.
"I've experienced enough tragedy for a lifetime..."
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>>40847563
>Into.
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>>40847565
>onto* :3
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>>40847564
"I would imagine so. Burns don't heal nicely."

>>40847566
Since it's onto, he gets patted on the back.
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>>40847567
"Murrrr~" he giggled and his tail wiggled around. "Hehehe!"
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>>40847567
"... They don't heal at all... W... Would you... um... Like some cake?"
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>>40847569
"I'd like some. And please, if it's not to much trouble, some for the colt on my lap." She said, turning to her and giving her a smile, showing that she didn't care that the girl was burned.

>>40847568
"Want some cake?"
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>>40847570
He nodded repeditally with a beaming smile
>> No. 40847572
File 142830288460.jpg - (47.32KB , 650x923 , 2790d0ca7b529098cb171db52677f89c.jpg )
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>>40847570
"Not a problem Miss Chrysalis..."
>Tanaka smiles softly, and heads into the kitchen, soon returning with two plates containing big slices of Germane Chocolate Cake~
>> No. 40847573
File 142830304996.png - (5.59MB , 4096x4096 , 109.png )
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>>40847571
>>40847572
"Thank you, Takaka." She said putting one of the plates beside her on the table for Andy to eat. Before she took a bite of her slice.
>> No. 40847574
File 142830314594.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40847574
>>40847573
"Um... I-it's Tanaka..."
>Tanaka sighs and sits, resuming eating her cake. It is the greatest cake to ever exist anywhere ever, so moist and chocolatey and fluffy~
>> No. 40847575
File 142830318401.png - (0.99MB , 1280x1607 , 122.png )
40847575
>>40847574
>Typo. I'll roll with it.
"Sorry. I've been up all night. I misheard you." She continued to eat her slice, it was pretty darn good.
>> No. 40847576
File 142830324228.jpg - (729.36KB , 886x990 , e2a03d50b4a36330ce4b39fccd6ca596.jpg )
40847576
>>40847575
"It's alright... Um... You said you were a queen? of what?"
>> No. 40847577
File 142830328554.jpg - (274.74KB , 848x1098 , 124.jpg )
40847577
>>40847576
"Queen of Changelings."
>> No. 40847578
File 142830330764.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40847578
>>40847577
"Um... What's a changeling?"
>> No. 40847579
>>40847573
Andrew smiled affectionately as he quietly nibbled on his slice of cake, letting his queen speak as she did
>> No. 40847580
File 142830338565.png - (1.60MB , 2400x3000 , 7.png )
40847580
>>40847578
>>40847579
"What do you think. Andy. Demonstration? Or explanation?"
>> No. 40847581
File 142830348754.png - (91.48KB , 743x1076 , disheveled_scootalo_by_d2xa-d5zpm5j.png )
40847581
>>40847580
"Demonstration is funner!" He giggled up
>> No. 40847582
File 142830354688.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847582
>>40847580
>>40847581
>Tanaka just quietly watches her
>> No. 40847583
File 142830368255.jpg - (672.06KB , 961x999 , tumblr_njzth1uqzb1uo9mcbo5_1280.jpg )
40847583
>>40847581
>>40847582
Green fire erupts from Chrysalis firing up her body, changing her as it passes over all within less than a second.
"Howdy. Ah'm Billyfish."
>> No. 40847584
File 142830377352.png - (538.04KB , 800x1200 , 4ef6c76a2db978011e3bc0e92c3822c7.png )
40847584
>>40847583
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wow!! That's interesting!"
>> No. 40847585
File 142830386091.jpg - (462.86KB , 1280x1165 , tumblr_njzth1uqzb1uo9mcbo9_1280.jpg )
40847585
>>40847584
"Yes, an' unfortunatly, there's an version of me who..." Chrysalis cringes, in her current form to actually act like Billyfish.
"Likes... Oranges... Disgustin'!"
>> No. 40847586
File 142830396945.png - (124.18KB , 500x648 , c288bc7060aa2e4785eb3b655edc9e39.png )
40847586
>>40847585
"... I hate that imposter... She tried to kick me out of the bar... She's not the real Billy..."
>> No. 40847587
File 142830401095.jpg - (672.06KB , 961x999 , tumblr_njzth1uqzb1uo9mcbo5_1280.jpg )
40847587
>>40847586
Her voice changed back to her own.
"For me it's all hear say. All I know is the general consensus is, that no one likes her."
>> No. 40847588
File 142830409530.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847588
>>40847587
"Nobody does... i've had to start locking up all the ingredients I buy so she doesn't try to take them and say they're hers..."
>> No. 40847589
File 142830418307.png - (444.25KB , 399x529 , 11.png )
40847589
>>40847588
Green fire again, and another form.
"That's not a bad idea. I don't know much of what happened, aside from what, for whatever reason he showed up, Discord told me. I seriously don't know why he even bothered."
>> No. 40847591
File 142830429901.png - (437.78KB , 600x800 , a8c407fa556937da0e9ebf596ef8ba70.png )
40847591
>>40847589
"She is absolutely rude... She tried to pretend she was as caring as Billyfish... She knows exactly what Billyfish did to help me... I can't stand her..."
>> No. 40847593
File 142830502648.png - (970.92KB , 1066x1600 , 26.png )
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>>40847591
"Don't you hate that? It's a very useful tool for getting under someone skin."
>> No. 40847594
File 142830514815.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847594
>>40847593
"I hate her... I miss Billyfish..."

>On a semi related note, I had a nightmare about Billyfish last night because Dom and Demo said Billy was dead.
>> No. 40847595
File 142830531857.jpg - (208.30KB , 958x1536 , 3.jpg )
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>>40847594
"If I've learned anything, it's that shit usually sorts itself out here."
>> No. 40847596
File 142830538611.png - (1.12MB , 600x486 , ff0060d2d479192a2394dd1a303ffbdd.png )
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>>40847595
"I've noticed that... Bad thing's happen, then they get fixed."
>> No. 40847599
File 142830549505.png - (595.53KB , 503x566 , 7.png )
40847599
>>40847596
"That's pretty typical of this place."
>> No. 40847601
>>40847595
>Can I have?
>> No. 40847602
File 142830558752.jpg - (59.04KB , 501x575 , 10.jpg )
40847602
>>40847601
>Have what? Sorting?
>> No. 40847603
File 142830560399.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847603
>>40847599
"Yeah... A safe haven for misfits and freaks, where terrible things happen and get fixed..."
>> No. 40847604
>>40847602
>No! Her! Can I haz?
>> No. 40847605
File 142830566537.png - (444.25KB , 399x529 , 11.png )
40847605
>>40847603
"And what do you think I'm considered?"

>>40847604
>Chrysalis isn't up for sale.
>> No. 40847606
>>40847605
>Can I have a hug then?
>> No. 40847607
File 142830573745.png - (252.56KB , 532x786 , 41cd00bd292e00ec38bff9ad0d3f2d49.png )
40847607
>>40847605
"... Different... you don't seem like a freak, that's reserved for me..."
>> No. 40847608
File 142830576719.jpg - (294.25KB , 2200x1400 , 1.jpg )
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>>40847606
>Nah. You'll most likely try and cop a feel.
>> No. 40847609
>>40847608
>What if an innocent colt hugs?
>> No. 40847610
File 142830583011.png - (626.60KB , 900x1195 , 19.png )
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>>40847607
Green fire again.
"And what exactly makes you a freak? I'm a love eating monster that doesn't feel love."

>>40847609
>Even worse with the hormones.
>> No. 40847611
>>40847610
>:<
>> No. 40847612
File 142830590810.png - (127.66KB , 600x723 , 12.png )
40847612
>>40847611
>I'm not dumb.
>> No. 40847613
File 142830592621.jpg - (151.00KB , 847x864 , 1f5c57b0de097dba83c3d9bf529f778b.jpg )
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>>40847610
"I'm a scarred orphan who is afraid of many things... I know I'm not truly a freak, I've just been called it all my life..."
>> No. 40847614
>>40847612
>I'm not trying anything either :<
>> No. 40847615
File 142830609196.png - (208.19KB , 500x653 , 6.png )
40847615
>>40847613
"Why? Because less than half of you is burned?"

>>40847614
>Fine, one hug.
>> No. 40847616
File 142830617498.png - (185.55KB , 900x853 , Skybreak2.png )
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>>40847615
>This charcoal black colt hugs the Chrusalis!
>> No. 40847617
File 142830618154.jpg - (296.18KB , 800x600 , 08928e690c7b743467394e295f1453c7.jpg )
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>>40847615
"Yes... I was bullied because of my scars..."
>> No. 40847618
File 142830636656.png - (208.19KB , 500x653 , 6.png )
40847618
>>40847616
"Woah, what the?"

>>40847617
"Yes, I Can see that happening. It's really no different from ponies hating against my kind."
>> No. 40847619
File 142830644349.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847619
>>40847618
"If it's any consolation... I don't hate you..."
>> No. 40847620
File 142830649026.png - (447.11KB , 2250x2377 , I found yo drugs.png )
40847620
>>40847618
Hello!
>> No. 40847621
File 142830653475.jpg - (43.60KB , 600x796 , 117.jpg )
40847621
>>40847619
"People are a lot nicer to changelings than anywhere else."

>>40847620
"Umm... Hi. Why did you hug me?"
>> No. 40847622
File 142830660487.png - (88.48KB , 386x542 , 853.png )
40847622
>>40847621
"I'm nice to everyone unless they try to hurt me... Then I just ignore them..."
>Tanaka sighs and finishes her cake
>> No. 40847623
>>40847621
I dunno!...just seem hug able !
>> No. 40847625
File 142830675197.jpg - (409.71KB , 615x909 , 112.jpg )
40847625
>>40847622
"Wouldn't hurt to learn how to fight in the event ignoring isn't enough."

>>40847623
"Why does everyone keep saying that?"
>> No. 40847627
File 142830686848.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40847627
>>40847625
"I know how to handle a knife, but I really don't like fighting..."
>> No. 40847628
>>40847625
cause you are!
>> No. 40847630
File 142830711658.jpg - (170.73KB , 958x1536 , 44.jpg )
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>>40847627
"It's still not a bad thing to learn, even if you hate it. It could prove to be a useful skill."

>>40847628
"Explain how I am."
>> No. 40847631
File 142830721644.jpg - (33.39KB , 423x631 , d37.jpg )
40847631
>>40847630
"I guess... i'll just ask my military friends to help train me..."
>Tanaka yawns a bit.

>Gonna go to sleep shortly~
>> No. 40847632
File 142830726941.jpg - (971.31KB , 1266x1454 , 13.jpg )
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>>40847631
"Plus it's a good way to vent on a punching bag."
>> No. 40847633
File 142830739447.jpg - (729.36KB , 886x990 , e2a03d50b4a36330ce4b39fccd6ca596.jpg )
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>>40847632
"I vent by cooking, that's why there's so many good sweets in the bar... I'm gonna head to sleep, It was nice meeting you Miss Chrysalis..."

>Do you have a steam or skype?
>> No. 40847634
File 142830747689.jpg - (149.61KB , 1044x1600 , 1.jpg )
40847634
>>40847633
"Have a good night, Tanaka."
>> No. 40847635
File 142830752392.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
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>>40847634
>Tanaka waves, and departs the bar.

>Good night~
>> No. 40847642
File 142831012854.jpg - (67.04KB , 550x550 , Giant mecha man.jpg )
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>> No. 40847644
File 142831444017.png - (19.36KB , 567x566 , That seems kinda interesting.png )
40847644
>Question: Are people still following the show?
>I heard season 5 just launched, but I stopped watching after S3 for reasons.
>> No. 40847645
>>40847644

>I'm nawt.
>> No. 40847646
>>40847644
>I stopped after Season 3's premiere.


>I heard Twilight turned into a princess, too
>> No. 40847647
File 142831724816.png - (273.65KB , 900x900 , Squee!.png )
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>> No. 40847648
>>40847647

>eeeee!
>> No. 40847649
File 142831735546.jpg - (8.65KB , 229x220 , Mmm.jpg )
40847649
>>40847648
>Hello! RP?
>> No. 40847650
>>40847649

>Yis!
>> No. 40847651
File 142831742283.jpg - (15.89KB , 357x364 , Colon D.jpg )
40847651
>>40847650
>Snugglefox and someone?
>> No. 40847652
>>40847651

>Yes please!
>> No. 40847653
File 142831755783.png - (1.15MB , 1280x800 , LET ME IN.png )
40847653
>>40847652
And then everyone's favourite little foxcreature was currently in the bar!
>> No. 40847654
File 142831759245.jpg - (366.50KB , 1366x768 , Really.jpg )
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>>40847653

Oh hey there, Ammie.
>> No. 40847655
File 142831779960.jpg - (15.89KB , 357x364 , Colon D.jpg )
40847655
>>40847654
"Hi Lotse!" says the little fluffball, who scrambles over to you happily.
>> No. 40847656
File 142831782817.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847656
>>40847655

What's up, you?
>> No. 40847657
File 142831814715.png - (273.65KB , 900x900 , Squee!.png )
40847657
>>40847656
"Having fun! Aaand resting, I was at a party all day yesterday!"
>> No. 40847658
File 142831817092.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
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>>40847657

Oh yeah? How was it?
>> No. 40847659
File 142831820085.png - (273.65KB , 900x900 , Squee!.png )
40847659
>>40847658
"It was awesome! And it's still going on!"
>> No. 40847660
File 142831822495.jpg - (20.59KB , 300x240 , Bwuh.jpg )
40847660
>>40847659

...Still?
>> No. 40847661
File 142831835147.png - (32.92KB , 250x394 , 250px-Rigby_character.png )
40847661
Raccoon.
Raccooooooon.
>> No. 40847662
File 142831837959.jpg - (15.89KB , 357x364 , Colon D.jpg )
40847662
>>40847660
"Mhm! It's a whole week!"

>>40847661
"Eevee!"
"Eeeveeeeeee~"
>> No. 40847663
File 142831841192.png - (199.63KB , 1124x900 , COMPLETELY OF SOUND MENTAL HEALTH.png )
40847663
>>40847661

das racis
>> No. 40847664
File 142831840754.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40847664
>>40847662

How the hell?
>> No. 40847665
File 142831845756.jpg - (106.19KB , 676x900 , baby-racoon-5169185.jpg )
40847665
>>40847662
>>40847663
"... You guys I didn't say anything.

See the quote marks? I only say the things in the quote marks."
>> No. 40847666
File 142831850918.png - (147.13KB , 753x1000 , Correct, I am a pony.png )
40847666
>>40847665

So?
>> No. 40847667
File 142831853455.png - (273.65KB , 900x900 , Squee!.png )
40847667
>>40847664
"...Uh... It's a little pocket dimension? We do what we want!~"

>>40847665
"...What?"
>> No. 40847668
File 142831854780.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40847668
>>40847667

Yeah, but how do you have that energy?
>> No. 40847669
File 142831859898.jpg - (274.69KB , 510x510 , Boop.jpg )
40847669
>>40847667
>>40847666
He points in front of him.
There's another raccoon holding a script.
>> No. 40847670
File 142831863570.jpg - (21.68KB , 207x190 , And that's why I'm hated.jpg )
40847670
>>40847669

>He snatches it away.
>> No. 40847671
File 142831868346.jpg - (53.52KB , 381x280 , Rigby-regular-show-31749191-381-280.jpg )
40847671
>>40847670
"Bring it back."

Beer:" Bring it back."
>> No. 40847672
File 142831872999.png - (62.08KB , 800x800 , Eyes don't work like that.png )
40847672
>>40847671

No.
>He scurries off to find a pen!
>> No. 40847673
File 142831873883.png - (1.15MB , 1280x800 , LET ME IN.png )
40847673
>>40847668
"...Snacks help."

>>40847669
Ammie gasps softly and nuzzles the other raccoon.
>> No. 40847674
File 142831879545.jpg - (162.25KB , 744x931 , Lovehate coloured.jpg )
40847674
>>40847673

Snacks will make you sick.
>> No. 40847675
>>40847673
>>40847672
The raccoon makes generic raccoon noises.

Yuugure gets hit by a sack of rusty bricks.
>> No. 40847676
File 142831892008.png - (203.84KB , 622x668 , OHGOD.png )
40847676
>>40847674
"Eventually!"

>>40847675
"Hey, no throwing stuff!"
>> No. 40847677
File 142831894676.png - (62.46KB , 528x591 , I have a shrugpony too.png )
40847677
>>40847675

>Yuugure breaks his neck and dies.
>> No. 40847678
File 142831896297.png - (483.19KB , 1024x573 , Bored.png )
40847678
>>40847676

Pretty rapidly!
>> No. 40847679
File 142831898439.png - (32.92KB , 250x394 , 250px-Rigby_character.png )
40847679
>>40847677
>>40847676
The Coon snatches the script and writes "Yuugure suddenly undies".
>> No. 40847680
File 142831904514.jpg - (18.42KB , 198x202 , You're on the list now.jpg )
40847680
>>40847679

>Unfortunately, that doesn't happen at all.
>> No. 40847681
File 142831907891.jpg - (246.03KB , 800x1120 , 137813221050.jpg )
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>>40847677
FINALLY!
>Jumps out of the woodwork with a scythe
>> No. 40847682
File 142831908587.jpg - (274.69KB , 510x510 , Boop.jpg )
40847682
>>40847680
>>40847681
"...Hey. Hey assholes.

Stick to the script."
>> No. 40847683
File 142831911338.jpg - (50.83KB , 533x640 , Oh really.jpg )
40847683
>>40847677
"...Gherkin...?"

Nudge nudge.

"...Gherkin are you okay?"

>>40847678
"Not if you play hard enough!"
>> No. 40847684
File 142831918586.jpg - (20.59KB , 300x240 , Bwuh.jpg )
40847684
>>40847683
>>40847682
>>40847681

>Completely unresponsive, no pulse or breathing and a floppy neck. Oops.

>>40847683

That makes it worse!
>> No. 40847685
File 142831925339.jpg - (365.28KB , 1038x794 , Oh.jpg )
40847685
>>40847684
"...G-Gherkin...?"

Ammie tries using healing magic to fix your neck and restart your heart!

>>40847684
"...Hmm... And naps. Naps help too."
>> No. 40847686
File 142831927031.jpg - (134.95KB , 1632x1224 , 20120221_213743.jpg )
40847686
>>40847684
>>40847683
"..."

He proceeds to write something in the script.


"THE DONUT BAR IS PERFORMED IN FRONT OF A LIFE STUDIO AUDIENCE"


Also there's canned laughter now.
>> No. 40847687
File 142831932588.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40847687
>>40847685

OK yes. Naps help.

>>40847685
>>40847686

>The bar fades to black over the laughter as the next scene begins.
>> No. 40847688
File 142831936525.png - (120.52KB , 903x750 , 288059__UNOPT__safe_fluttershy.png )
40847688
>>40847682
Excuse you I'm d-dyslexic and your handrwiting is horrible so I can't read it. Is th-that even cursive? Why is it in ph-phonetic Russian hebrew?

>>40847684
>>40847685
...uhhh...
>The petite yellow mare with pink mane and a sliiightly disturbing scythe looks at y'all awkwardly.
>> No. 40847689
File 142831940466.jpg - (532.92KB , 2000x2000 , Hearts!.jpg )
40847689
>>40847687
"Naps help lots!... Hehe, Lotse."

>>40847688
>>40847687
>>40847686
>>40847688
Ammie just sits there on her haunches, looking terribly confused and worried.
>> No. 40847690
File 142831943857.jpg - (9.42KB , 195x259 , chibi.jpg )
40847690
>>40847689

Oh shush with that.
>> No. 40847691
File 142831956778.jpg - (37.34KB , 1024x576 , regular_show___rigby_by_caboose6789-d5i1f1b.jpg )
40847691
>>40847689
>>40847688
>>40847687
"It's okay, the donut bar's a sitcom now, that means no continuity!"
laughter laughter laughter
"I'll change it after the next scene!"
>> No. 40847692
File 142831957088.png - (32.92KB , 250x394 , 250px-Rigby_character.png )
40847692
>>40847688
"Also I don't think you understand how Hebrew works.

This is English."
>> No. 40847693
File 142831972981.png - (227.22KB , 500x358 , 1231231315.png )
40847693
>>40847692
...I s-said I'm dyslexic and th-that's horribly triggering, you know.

>>40847689
Oops, forgot to t-turn my invisibility on! S-sorry!
>And then she went etheral! Or invisible. Or less visible. Or that outside-thingy where the toothfairies and airplane gremlins and Santa are.

>...after a few confused seconds someone invisible grabs the scythe and it goes invisible too.
>> No. 40847694
File 142831983185.png - (327.55KB , 757x1053 , I'm cute!.png )
40847694
>>40847690
"I'm sorry..."

Noseboop!

>>40847693
But before you turn fully invisible, you feel a gentle poke from a little imp!

"Hey hey wait, before you go I gotta' talk to you!"
>> No. 40847695
File 142831986290.jpg - (64.69KB , 500x281 , Blah blah blah blah blah.jpg )
40847695
>>40847694

So what do you do?
>> No. 40847696
File 142831997266.jpg - (9.78KB , 246x209 , 234242342.jpg )
40847696
>>40847694
>There was a lot of blinking in and out of visible spectrum and a very very very awkward moment where she looked like a chameleon mid-colour change with Accute Hiccups and on a pogo.
Y-yeees? I'm supp-suppp-... sup-p-p.. I'm mid-work!
>> No. 40847697
File 142832003367.jpg - (235.08KB , 1600x1200 , haaaaaai!.jpg )
40847697
"Right. SO. This was just a scene, so Imma erase this and-"

The canned laughter stops.
"Didn' happen."
>> No. 40847698
File 142832003104.jpg - (29.70KB , 600x588 , D'aww.jpg )
40847698
>>40847695
"Play in the bouncy castle, play games, watch movies, do stuff, get our faces painted!"

>>40847696
Blink blink.

"...Oh, crap, uh... Speak to you when you've got a moment then?"
>> No. 40847699
File 142832009036.jpg - (81.10KB , 550x720 , Apprehension.jpg )
40847699
>>40847698

...I see.
>> No. 40847700
File 142832025069.png - (126.16KB , 880x833 , 288049__UNOPT__safe_fluttershy.png )
40847700
>>40847698
W-well I'm already l-late so you can as well go on..?
>She tries to fold her foldable pen-scythe back into the pen shap-SPROING!

>...the potted palm tree never knew what happened.
>> No. 40847701
File 142832048884.png - (273.65KB , 900x900 , Squee!.png )
40847701
>>40847699
"...Do you wanna' come along too?"

>>40847700
"Heh... So uh, I've been meaning to ask. Do you happen to take like... Apprentices, and stuff? I mean, I know this shop thing is going to fall through any moment and I'd like to at least know there's someone there who'll take me on."
>> No. 40847702
File 142832054016.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40847702
>>40847701

Could be interesting.
>> No. 40847703
File 142832072604.png - (149.42KB , 339x456 , 33323133121.png )
40847703
>>40847701
>She eyes the imp-girl carefully
What's your education? THC and alcohol tolerance? Previous job experience? Did you do anything truly horrible and/or need to repent for some terrible misdeeds?

...are you from the news?
>> No. 40847704
File 142832096364.jpg - (22.07KB , 300x400 , Mmmm.jpg )
40847704
>>40847702
"Very interesting! Supder duper interesting!"

>>40847703
"Well... I graduated from high school after a year's study with Embara Spines, I don't really smoke or drink, I've spent about six months working and managing a small toy shop in town, no I don't and no I'm not."
>> No. 40847705
File 142832101694.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847705
>>40847704

Don't exaggerate.
>> No. 40847706
File 142832103399.jpg - (8.65KB , 229x220 , Mmm.jpg )
40847706
>>40847705
Blink blink.

"...Well okay, it's boring. Like watching paint dry."
>> No. 40847707
File 142832106360.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40847707
>>40847706

You're exaggerating again.
>> No. 40847708
File 142832120041.png - (328.77KB , 600x700 , I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL.png )
40847708
>>40847704
You're at an intersection, a schoolbus hit the ambulance, at least 14 dead ponies, a live one with lo hindlegs crawls nearby screaming and another one is trying to stop bleeding from a severed artery, what is your reaction?
>Huh, stutter went away.
>> No. 40847709
File 142832126103.png - (218.84KB , 723x530 , DEDOTATED WAM.png )
40847709
>>40847707
>>40847706
But in the wrong direction!
>> No. 40847710
File 142832140163.jpg - (386.21KB , 894x721 , Stares.jpg )
40847710
>>40847707
"...Grr."

>>40847708
"Well... Uh..."

She rubs the back of her head.

"...Am I working or not?"
>> No. 40847711
File 142832146068.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847711
>>40847709

Oh god who is this?

>>40847710

You upset?
>> No. 40847712
File 142832151548.png - (273.65KB , 900x900 , Squee!.png )
40847712
>>40847711
"Naaaah."

She leaps at your hand and nibbles your fingers in a puppy-like manner.
>> No. 40847713
File 142832152569.png - (81.54KB , 334x398 , Hey what's up.png )
40847713
>>40847711
I'm a personification of my player's personality.
I pop in now and then.
>> No. 40847714
File 142832156718.jpg - (13.22KB , 347x350 , Oh but I know you always wanted to try that.jpg )
40847714
>>40847710
>She just grins and keeps staring at you, expecting an answer. Think outside the box?
>> No. 40847715
File 142832161049.png - (483.19KB , 1024x573 , Bored.png )
40847715
>>40847713

I don't understand you.

>>40847712

...What?
>> No. 40847716
File 142832168467.png - (158.62KB , 499x576 , Am I kawaii.png )
40847716
>>40847715
Nor do you have to. All you need to know is that I'm some dude that pops into existence sometimes, to talk to people!

>>40847715
>>40847712
Aaaw, that's adorable.
>> No. 40847717
File 142832190298.jpg - (150.07KB , 506x599 , BOOTY.jpg )
40847717
>>40847714
"...Hmm... Well... I've got no medical training so helping would be useless."

>>40847715
"...I'm playing with you...?"
>> No. 40847718
File 142832190524.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847718
>>40847717

You're silly...
>> No. 40847719
File 142832195677.jpg - (95.25KB , 917x1170 , Join uuuussssssss.jpg )
40847719
>>40847717
Uh-huh.

Your sister's friend gets hit with a sack of bricks and dies, you're at work, what do you do?
>> No. 40847720
File 142832217538.jpg - (94.92KB , 626x800 , pizza.jpg )
40847720
>>40847718

>>40847719
"...Uh, do my job...?" she says, shrugging a little.

"...I mean, if it's my job to take care of her soul and stuff then I'd make sure it goes to the right place and stuff."

>>40847718
"I aaaaam!"
>> No. 40847721
File 142832223456.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847721
>>40847720

Be sillier.
>> No. 40847722
File 142832226090.jpg - (8.65KB , 229x220 , Mmm.jpg )
40847722
>>40847721
"...Um... Hold on, let me think for a second..."
>> No. 40847723
File 142832229156.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847723
>>40847722

>She waits patiently.
>> No. 40847724
File 142832235567.jpg - (15.89KB , 357x364 , Colon D.jpg )
40847724
>>40847723
"...!!!"

Ammie then stuck a paw into her mouth and blew...

POOF!

Her fur is super puffy and floofy, like a walking puffball.
>> No. 40847725
File 142832238297.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847725
>>40847724

...That's so silly. I can barely even see your face.
>> No. 40847726
File 142832244682.jpg - (23.19KB , 507x499 , And then you die.jpg )
40847726
>>40847720
Umm I th-think you might n-need some background education um. Y-you know, college or uni um, like, you know, MA and the likes. S-sorry.

N-now, once you're in college you can apply f-for an internship.
>> No. 40847727
File 142832267394.jpg - (15.89KB , 357x364 , Colon D.jpg )
40847727
>>40847725
"Hehe, I don't think my feet are even touching the ground!"

>>40847726
"..."

The imp's demeanour took a sharp turn for the sad at your verdict, her confident smile wiped clean off of her face as she heaved a soft little sigh, looking away from you and down at the floor boards.
>> No. 40847728
File 142832269681.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847728
>>40847727

How is that possible?
>> No. 40847729
File 142832288167.jpg - (45.01KB , 500x500 , OHSHIT.jpg )
40847729
>>40847727
Y-you totally can ask Harvey f-for tips and tutoring lessons? I m-mean, he's still into thi e-even tho he can't legally work a-after that little accident.
>> No. 40847730
File 142832300170.png - (273.65KB , 900x900 , Squee!.png )
40847730
>>40847728
"I'm just too fluffy!"

>>40847729
"N-No... It's cool..." she says quietly, her confidence drained.

"It's uh... It's fine, I just... Y'know. Wanted to feel safe knowing I had a job or something just in case."
>> No. 40847731
File 142832302830.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847731
>>40847730

That's impossible!
>> No. 40847732
File 142832318598.png - (114.11KB , 441x436 , So you see.png )
40847732
>>40847730
Psst... I hear there's a pizza parlor down the road looking for delivery people...
>> No. 40847733
File 142832352315.png - (155.05KB , 1208x1112 , 288062__UNOPT__safe_fluttershy.png )
40847733
>>40847730
Aaaaalso it doesn't c-count as a work experience in Equestria, um.. d-doesn't add for retirement funds and um health & dental, um, and um, y-you're kinda supposed to um, be dead-ish in this job and um, stuff like that um. Y-you are dead, r-right?
>> No. 40847734
File 142832366926.jpg - (25.06KB , 450x234 , Surprise buttsex.jpg )
40847734
>>40847731
"What's impossible?"

>>40847732
"...Who are you?"

>>40847733
"Well, I'm a magical construct given life and feelings, does that count?" she says, with a sad smile.
>> No. 40847735
File 142832368919.png - (1.07MB , 920x865 , 136176649839.png )
40847735
>>40847733
>YOU!
>> No. 40847736
File 142832370812.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847736
>>40847734

Doing that!
>> No. 40847737
File 142832375185.png - (81.54KB , 334x398 , Hey what's up.png )
40847737
>>40847734
I'm just some dude, don't mind me too much.
>> No. 40847738
File 142832378906.png - (327.55KB , 757x1053 , I'm cute!.png )
40847738
>>40847736
"Not impossible!"

>>40847737
"Oooooh no, I don't believe that for a second. Just "some dude" is not the type of person to come here."
>> No. 40847739
File 142832380886.png - (214.94KB , 1630x1159 , 288074__UNOPT__safe_fluttershy_vector.png )
40847739
>>40847734
W-well, feelings are considered a major handicap...

>>40847735
>No no, Miss LPM Shy not here, no.
>*doorslam*
>> No. 40847740
File 142832387657.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40847740
>>40847738

Very impossible!
>> No. 40847741
File 142832389853.png - (114.11KB , 441x436 , So you see.png )
40847741
>>40847738
Well if you want the more detailed explanation, I'm a personification of my player's personality, which let's me do neat tricks like listen in on conversations and pop in whenever I want.
>> No. 40847742
>>40847739
>*Beats on door*
>Know you well there is no hiding from the eyes of Death!
>> No. 40847743
File 142832396262.jpg - (110.90KB , 704x614 , Whuh.jpg )
40847743
>>40847739
"...Ah. So I've got a disability then." she says, rubbing the back of her head again.

"That explains it."

>>40847741
"I knew it~"

>>40847740
"My whole life is impossible!!!"
>> No. 40847744
File 142832399350.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847744
>>40847743

Why aren't you poofing out of existence?
>> No. 40847745
File 142832402502.png - (168.53KB , 600x600 , 131872013088.png )
40847745
>>40847742
>I'M NOT WEARING CLOTHES YOU PERVERT

>>40847743
W-well y-you probably could get them r-removed?
>> No. 40847746
File 142832404704.png - (123.16KB , 457x486 , See, now you're getting it.png )
40847746
>>40847743
So yeah.
Pizza parlor down the road. Delivery driver.
Don't forget!
>> No. 40847747
File 142832405690.png - (203.98KB , 237x555 , Midna.png )
40847747
>>40847744
"...Because... Um... Shush."

>>40847745
"...Not for the sake of a job." she says, pouting a little.

"I wouldn't be me if i had feelings."
>> No. 40847748
File 142832408607.jpg - (48.13KB , 464x1024 , Huh.jpg )
40847748
>>40847747

Shan't!
>Boop.
>> No. 40847749
File 142832413721.jpg - (67.54KB , 789x710 , 53243525235.jpg )
40847749
>>40847747
S-sorry. I still s-strongly recommend talking with H-harvey to get the feel of the th-thing and um, hear all the um.. stories.
>> No. 40847750
>>40847745
>I care not whether you have veiled your body, and clearly neither do you as you frequently wander the earth in the nude
>> No. 40847751
File 142832421360.jpg - (24.82KB , 356x425 , Hello.jpg )
40847751
>>40847750
>...
>*doesn't have skin on*
>> No. 40847752
File 142832425969.png - (629.45KB , 1000x1000 , Great+understanding+of+how+2d+animation+works+pal+_c3f0bf7ff7cd0a636c3bed34188f9a23.png )
40847752
>>40847750
>Nightfall accidentally drops Harvey in catnip. For the next week random cats and kittens will come up and start nuzzlign and licking and sucking at him
>> No. 40847753
File 142832430233.jpg - (639.73KB , 800x960 , 2011-02-01-369446.jpg )
40847753
>>40847751
>Hot
>> No. 40847754
>>40847751
>This is also of no...

>>40847752
>Hellfire and damnations, Giltine!
>> No. 40847755
File 142832439256.png - (85.16KB , 450x956 , GLARE.png )
40847755
>>40847748
She squeaks and flops over!

"...Oh nooooo!"

Wriggle wriggle. :c

>>40847749
She nods a little.

"...Hey?"
>> No. 40847756
File 142832441846.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847756
>>40847755

Need a hand there?
>> No. 40847757
File 142832454418.png - (441.40KB , 1047x727 , 66796 - artist cartoonlion buttershy fluttershy luna.png )
40847757
>>40847754
>>40847755
>So, wanna get your butt IC and tell stories of little fillies eating razorblades to the little imp girl? :3

>>40847755
Yes?
>Said the little reaper currently peeling off the "SMOKING CAUSES CANCER" and "ALCOHOL LEADS TO ROAD ACCIDENTS" stickers off the bar's cigs & booze bottles
>> No. 40847758
File 142832458633.png - (327.55KB , 757x1053 , I'm cute!.png )
40847758
>>40847756
"...Please..."

>>40847757
"...Thanks for taking me seriously." she says, with a soft smile.

"And I'm sorry I'm not good enough to be your apprentice."
>> No. 40847759
File 142832460273.jpg - (19.69KB , 382x510 , I find myself incapable of believing this, Jimmy.jpg )
40847759
>>40847757
>Bah, very well.
>The Reaper-Who-Was enters the bar, astride a massive shaggy mastiff.
>> No. 40847760
File 142832462149.jpg - (172.98KB , 500x667 , 66465a4b8fc3c87a4d2c46e55cad1c20.jpg )
40847760
>>40847758

>She folds her arms.
What's in it for me?
>> No. 40847761
File 142832470521.jpg - (135.02KB , 600x180 , 2970364.jpg )
40847761
>>40847759
>Cats ran around and pawed at him
>> No. 40847762
File 142832477948.jpg - (176.72KB , 1340x1279 , 5235325235.jpg )
40847762
>>40847758
I just really don't th-think it's a job f-for everyone um. Y-you know, l-like mortuary and b-body pre-preparation jobs. Um.. oh h-hey, there's Harvey! >>40847759

Y-you should t-totally talk with him!"
>She then sticks "REAL MEN DRINK & DRIVE" and "BEER & WHISKY UR BEST FRIEND" stickers on the bottles
>> No. 40847763
>>40847761
"Out with you! Begone, foul catbeasts! You are not welcome here!"

>>40847762
>Harvey glances over, kicking at a kitten
"My name has been mentioned and I desire to know why."
>> No. 40847764
File 142832510455.jpg - (375.04KB , 540x720 , 2011-12-25-461976.jpg )
40847764
>>40847762
>>40847763
>No they all climb up, piling over one another like zombies on a wall to reach up and l;ick your nosey :o
>> No. 40847765
File 142832512672.jpg - (31.99KB , 589x490 , I know what you did.jpg )
40847765
>>40847763
>Your pink-maned ex-apprentice just finished sticking "EVERYTHING CAN BE DRUGS IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH" sticker near the emergency first aid box while chatting with an imp-girl
>> No. 40847766
>>40847764
>>40847763
>But the real question is, will the kittens blend?
>> No. 40847767
>>40847764
>>40847765
>>40847766
"Ah! You! I require your assistance!"
>He tries to shove the cats away again
>> No. 40847768
File 142832547869.png - (1.39MB , 1181x1748 , _Reaper of Souls.png )
40847768
>>40847767
>>40847765
>>40847766
>Nightfall comes by and spritz them in the face with a little water-sprayer filled with the tears of ethiopan orphans. She colelcted them so they wouldn't cure the drought by leaking into the soil :o
Shoo...shoo.
>> No. 40847769
File 142832559997.png - (116.15KB , 393x346 , Shy laughs at your pain.png )
40847769
>>40847767
>>40847768
W-well, m-maybe they like your dog..?
>> No. 40847770
File 142832569392.png - (46.07KB , 279x294 , myPony.png )
40847770
>>40847768
"Giltine, you shall exhibit better control over your pets lest I seek a permanent solution to their existence by means of the oven."

>>40847769
>Harvey glances over at the mastiff, who is indeed playing happily with the cats
"Barghest! That is incorrect! Cease this instant!"
>> No. 40847771
File 142832574421.png - (468.80KB , 696x800 , Gameclop Nightfall.png )
40847771
>>40847769
>>40847770
You're too small to carry them. Plus theyre not mine, they're strays.
>The cats like nibblign on his fur though q.q
>> No. 40847772
>>40847771
"Then they shall not be missed!"
>> No. 40847773
File 142832605809.png - (1.39MB , 1181x1748 , _Reaper of Souls.png )
40847773
>>40847772
...if you wrestle one ktiten to the ground succesfully I will let you TRY.
>> No. 40847774
>>40847770
>>40847771
And then Easter happened QwQ
Sorry, gtg
>> No. 40847775
>>40847774
>>40847773
>Yeah, I should be going as well. But first a quick roll to determine whether he succeeds.
1d20 = 8
>> No. 40847776
>>40847775
>And that's a no. Later you two!
>> No. 40847777
File 142832638599.png - (122.42KB , 452x385 , Based on Measurements, Complexity, and Budget_Nightfall Suggests Murder.png )
40847777
>>40847774
>>40847775
>Cya!
>> No. 40847778
File 142832666453.jpg - (81.19KB , 877x912 , Stare.jpg )
40847778
>>40847760
"..."

Sniffle.

>>40847762
>>40847763
"Hey, Harvey, how do I apprentice?"
>> No. 40847779
>>40847778
>Alga is totally bounced out after that party.
>> No. 40847781
File 142832878038.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40847781
>>40847778

Weeeeell?
>> No. 40847783
File 142833430350.jpg - (21.00KB , 677x546 , 2086026-adam_jensen2.jpg )
40847783
>I never asked for this.
>> No. 40847784
File 142833467017.jpg - (494.43KB , 1553x839 , nappy times.jpg )
40847784
>> No. 40847785
File 142833472388.gif - (495.55KB , 500x281 , 235252332232.gif )
40847785
>>40847783
>> No. 40847786
File 142833493745.png - (133.13KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset smile.png )
40847786
>>40847784
>> No. 40847787
File 142833495484.png - (234.70KB , 537x551 , 1402311641866.png )
40847787
>> No. 40847788
>>40847787
>So which one was dating Light Ray?
>> No. 40847789
File 142833510221.jpg - (69.06KB , 382x300 , benson.jpg )
40847789
>>40847788
>The one we just sent on a business trip to New Mexico
>> No. 40847790
>>40847787

>Hi.
>> No. 40847791
File 142833531181.jpg - (219.04KB , 866x869 , 1402311490427.jpg )
40847791
>>40847788
>Amanda?

>>40847790
>Hi! Sorry, didn't see your post until I came back. I thought you left. D:
>> No. 40847792
>>40847791

>I kinda did :D
>> No. 40847793
File 142833543694.gif - (464.96KB , 500x281 , tumblr_n2t8wlpYqJ1s7acuso1_500.gif )
40847793
>> No. 40847794
>>40847791
>Alga teaches her how to hypnotize him ;33
>> No. 40847795
File 142833579202.jpg - (660.35KB , 1920x1080 , 141868862922 Master Sisters.jpg )
40847795
>I have such a headache
>> No. 40847796
>>40847795

:c
>> No. 40847797
File 142833586546.gif - (138.27KB , 160x200 , talking.gif )
40847797
>>40847795
>You know what else is a natural painkiller, right?
>> No. 40847798
File 142833594879.png - (361.59KB , 450x600 , Cheshire_03.png )
40847798
>>40847797
>>40847796
>kitsnuggles
>> No. 40847799
>>40847798

>Wheeee~
>> No. 40847800
File 142833610590.jpg - (91.65KB , 750x750 , lets do all thte drugs.jpg )
40847800
>>40847798
>Chocolate and coffee~
>> No. 40847801
File 142833623082.jpg - (93.67KB , 800x602 , I Have Done It, I Have Weaponized Cuteness 2.jpg )
40847801
>>40847799
>>40847800
>I don't like or have either of those things
>> No. 40847802
File 142833628800.png - (1.79MB , 1920x1080 , Sawako's_image_has_to_be_untouched.png )
40847802
>>40847795
>I had one last night, I hated it,was like right behind my nose.
>> No. 40847803
File 142833635800.png - (80.81KB , 600x491 , Chillyfilly.png )
40847803
>>40847802
>Top right here
>> No. 40847804
File 142833642821.jpg - (31.99KB , 720x405 , 485981_540868512610376_159159493_n.jpg )
40847804
>>40847803
>Mine usually start there, luckily they never go past the "minor annoyance" phase.
>> No. 40847805
File 142833645662.jpg - (315.92KB , 668x745 , 31246811beeaaa3be87328d475fdf40c.jpg )
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>> No. 40847806
File 142833654880.jpg - (118.11KB , 1000x1000 , you aint afraid of no ghost right.jpg )
40847806
>>40847801
>You know what that means, right?

C-c-c-cocaine!
>> No. 40847807
File 142833662008.png - (80.81KB , 600x491 , Chillyfilly.png )
40847807
>>40847804
>This ones making it hard to concentrate on work or anything
>>40847806
>I don't like cocaine. it's like a ;ess-efective version of crack
>> No. 40847808
File 142833668698.gif - (744.95KB , 500x281 , oqpwa.gif )
40847808
>>40847807
>My heart goes out to you~
>> No. 40847809
File 142833668078.png - (13.89KB , 100x100 , tumblr_inline_mm1ifyxB8j1qz4rgp.png )
40847809
>>40847807
>Well you can always snort heroin, right?
>> No. 40847810
File 142833674080.jpg - (38.75KB , 680x555 , Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams.jpg )
40847810
>>40847809
>*Snorts 100% Pure Canadian Maple Syrup*
>> No. 40847811
>>40847808
>>40847809
>This is the southwest. it's near impossible to get good heroin here. Thats a midwest moved drug.
>> No. 40847812
File 142833693091.jpg - (98.02KB , 800x600 , IMG_2275.jpg )
40847812
>>40847811
>A town near me has 75 run straight through it, and right next to the on ramp is a DrugTaskForce made specifically for keeping drugs off 75.

>I got pulled over by their van once.
>> No. 40847813
File 142833696711.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40847813
>>40847811
>100% PURE HESIENBERG GRADE METHAMPHETAMINES

>>40847812
*Shoves hard drugs up your nose*

Last edited at Mon, Apr 6th, 2015 09:16

>> No. 40847814
File 142833700216.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
40847814
So lets do some RPing in this RP thead.

This dude is inow in the bar!
>> No. 40847815
>>40847813
>Molets the burn-girl
>>40847812
>Must be because your ass looks so full they think you're smugglin~
>> No. 40847816
File 142833707478.jpg - (99.50KB , 514x685 , Req-1.jpg )
40847816
>>40847815
>*Steals your kidneys and eats them with some fava beans and a nice chianti*
>> No. 40847817
File 142833707612.jpg - (91.75KB , 700x933 , 4700614-3x4-700x933.jpg )
40847817
>>40847813
>No I dont do that x3

>>40847815
>Jesus christ XD
>> No. 40847818
File 142833707046.png - (106.72KB , 500x466 , 682.png )
40847818
>>40847817
>Up the pooper?
>> No. 40847819
File 142833708074.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
40847819
>>40847814
Hey Bunnyman, have a good bunny day?
>> No. 40847820
File 142833710935.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40847820
>>40847819
"...Not really, no. How about you?"
>> No. 40847821
>>40847816
>Eeew. Kidneys taste awful D:
>>40847817
>Wanna rp maybe? 5 advils later my head is a bit better
>> No. 40847822
File 142833719686.png - (133.13KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset smile.png )
40847822
>>40847820
My daughter really liked it, so I did too~.
But what's the matter?
>> No. 40847823
File 142833723329.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847823
>>40847814
>There is also a Tanaka in the kitchen baking cookies!

>>40847821
>Kidney beans however~
>> No. 40847824
>>40847823
>Never had dose :C
>> No. 40847825
File 142833727948.png - (5.37KB , 464x508 , 2353252353.png )
40847825
>>40847811
>Well do I look like a rocket scientist to you? Be a man and huff paintstripper from a paper bag!
>> No. 40847826
File 142833731250.jpg - (30.76KB , 600x312 , 741528a47437c50684e5844ec22d914e.jpg )
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>>40847824
>Beans are goood :3
>> No. 40847827
File 142833749203.png - (122.42KB , 452x385 , Based on Measurements, Complexity, and Budget_Nightfall Suggests Murder.png )
40847827
>>40847825
>I'll use the bagt I make you wear at night you hag.
>>40847826
>They are :3
>Lick
>> No. 40847828
File 142833751232.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
40847828
>>40847822
"Well... Don't mean to bum you out or anything but the fact that Billyfish has been killed and replaced by an imposter is kinda' putting a damper on everything."

>>40847823
And Tanaka soon has this dude watching closely.
>> No. 40847829
File 142833756187.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847829
>>40847827
>*Cuddles*
>Wanna rp?

>>40847828
>She looks over and smiles, offering up a delicious pink frosted sugar cookie
"Want one?"
>> No. 40847830
File 142833761738.png - (141.15KB , 999x900 , Have a Merry Solstice___.png )
40847830
>>40847828
>>40847829
>I could rp but in a minute "3
>> No. 40847831
File 142833764933.jpg - (99.50KB , 514x685 , Req-1.jpg )
40847831
>>40847830
>YAY
>> No. 40847833
>>40847828
>She seems skeptical.
Have you tried being nice to her? She tries not to show it, but all the accusations against her really make her sad.
>> No. 40847834
File 142833780709.gif - (84.11KB , 160x200 , And then your legs fall off.gif )
40847834
>>40847827
>Well screw you too, next time I'm making you wear a plastic one
>> No. 40847835
File 142833784005.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40847835
>>40847829
"Hehe, sure... Are they still hot though?"

>>40847833
Blink blink.

"...Okay, Dulset, would you try and be nice to someone who killed Andrew and tried to replace them with himself?"
>> No. 40847836
File 142833785013.jpg - (30.88KB , 450x404 , Capture.jpg )
40847836
>So I cosplayed today~
>> No. 40847837
File 142833786512.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40847837
>>40847834
>You are highly amusing

>>40847835
"No, they've cooled enough to eat~!"
>> No. 40847838
File 142833791663.png - (520.42KB , 2357x2880 , All my want.png )
40847838
>Good mornin!
>> No. 40847839
>>40847838

>Hai.
>> No. 40847840
File 142833796411.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
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>>40847838
>> No. 40847841
File 142833798491.png - (32.92KB , 250x394 , 250px-Rigby_character.png )
40847841
>>40847838
>Bear!
>> No. 40847842
>>40847835
I'm not totally sure how Billyfish works, but I think if she were dead things would be really... different.

All I'm saying is that it might be counterproductive to attack her. When does making people sad ever help?
>> No. 40847843
File 142833808484.png - (239.57KB , 768x1024 , Supp.png )
40847843
>>40847839
>>40847840
>>40847841
>Word urp?
>> No. 40847844
>>40847843

>I don't speak whatever you are.
>> No. 40847845
File 142833811239.jpg - (33.00KB , 457x447 , Bitch Please.jpg )
40847845
>>40847834
>I already do. It comes with the little red ball I can shew on and pretend to be a pup.
>>40847831
>What up?
>>40847838
>What up
>> No. 40847846
File 142833814387.jpg - (729.36KB , 886x990 , e2a03d50b4a36330ce4b39fccd6ca596.jpg )
40847846
>>40847843
>Not muuuuch
>> No. 40847847
File 142833813074.png - (202.62KB , 450x639 , AMMIE WTF.png )
40847847
>>40847837
"Ooooo!"

And so he takes one and noms on it happily!

>>40847842
"..."

The bunny wearing a suit opened his mouth to say something.

Then shut it.

"...That's... Jeeze Dulset. Did you really dislike Billyfish that much that you're worried about making her murderer upset...?"

>>40847838
><Licks>
>> No. 40847848
File 142833815449.png - (506.95KB , 603x947 , fc976a9d662c24827cfac4f39d2411c3.png )
40847848
>>40847845
>Nuthing really, relaxing with Brekky

>>40847847
>It is the most amazing cookie ever~!!!
>> No. 40847849
>>40847843
>I did nerd things today!
>>40847847
>Can I have a Ben?
>> No. 40847850
File 142833817119.png - (251.13KB , 1538x2021 , Dom hugging raggedy2.png )
40847850
>>40847844
>Hello Maniac, how are you doing on this lovely afternoon?

>>40847845
>I just woke up!
>> No. 40847851
File 142833817594.png - (77.21KB , 302x456 , Gotta sneeze.png )
40847851
>>40847843
>Oh god, this asshole again. ;3
>> No. 40847852
>>40847850

>Quite nicely!
>> No. 40847853
>>40847851
>oh hey Slyn, wanna rp?
>>40847850
>>40847848
>lame D:
>> No. 40847854
File 142833826364.png - (197.45KB , 500x566 , 9686582fd88aab1a9ad142ff81c825e5.png )
40847854
>>40847853
>I am not D:
>> No. 40847855
File 142833829171.jpg - (1.56MB , 2642x2901 , I can draw!.jpg )
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>>40847846
><Stab stab stab>

>>40847847
><Licks back>

>Why hellooooooo

>>40847849
>What thingy?

>>40847851
>I'm a bear not a butt.

>>40847852
>>40847852
>That is wonderful news!

>>40847853
>I'm Tame D:
>> No. 40847856
>>40847847
No!
Just... Okay, let's suppose someone accused you of killing and replacing someone. What would you want them to do?
>> No. 40847857
>>40847855
>I cosplayed in a con, bought two books and a buncha mindless mementos.

>Like a cool pocket watch.
>> No. 40847858
File 142833835295.png - (125.07KB , 271x292 , 6234235236.png )
40847858
>>40847845
>But this time you get no breathing holes and you keep it on with scotch tape
>> No. 40847859
File 142833835290.jpg - (47.32KB , 650x923 , 2790d0ca7b529098cb171db52677f89c.jpg )
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>>40847855
>*Beats you across the head with a hot frying pan*
>> No. 40847860
File 142833837086.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40847860
>>40847848
"..."

He sets the cookie down.

And picks you up.

"Teach me your secreeeets, oh magical cookie elf."

>>40847849
>Sure! Where do you want him?

>>40847856
"No, no, see... There's no accusation here. I saw her murder Billyfish. Then brag about it."
>> No. 40847861
File 142833837753.png - (520.42KB , 2357x2880 , All my want.png )
40847861
>>40847857
>Whatcha cosplay as?
>> No. 40847862
File 142833840632.png - (114.11KB , 441x436 , So you see.png )
40847862
>>40847853
>Hiyo!
>Maybe? I have to reboot because my computer's being dumb, but I'm eating some pizza first.
>Also kinda don't wanna play any of my old chars, so...

>>40847855
>Oh god, this bear-hole.
>> No. 40847863
File 142833843536.png - (261.14KB , 800x775 , Schmoopie doo.png )
40847863
>>40847859
>Godmodder.
>> No. 40847864
File 142833845273.png - (520.42KB , 2357x2880 , All my want.png )
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>>40847862
>Much better. Racist.
>> No. 40847865
File 142833848181.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847865
>>40847860
"Eep!"
>Tanaka squeaks as she is suddenly picked up.
"I-it''s my secret recipieeee..."

>>40847863
>Hax0r
>> No. 40847866
File 142833847532.png - (80.81KB , 600x491 , Chillyfilly.png )
40847866
>>40847858
>Breathing is for losers. Girls love a guy with rigomortis
>>40847855
>>40847854
>Sneeze
>>40847862
>Okay was wondering if we'd play Rulo and Sulyn :o
>> No. 40847867
File 142833849365.png - (136.49KB , 937x1112 , 2_ Dulset huh by Prince Bluelolz.png )
40847867
>>40847860
You saw it?
>> No. 40847868
File 142833851731.gif - (95.84KB , 185x200 , -hides-.gif )
40847868
>>40847857
>W8it, you were at olamot today? Oh shit-
>> No. 40847869
File 142833852818.jpg - (99.50KB , 514x685 , Req-1.jpg )
40847869
>>40847866
>Rp time?
>> No. 40847870
File 142833854198.jpg - (5.02KB , 284x177 , I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT THIS IS HOW YOU SWORD.jpg )
40847870
>>40847861

>>40847860
Anywhere.
The colt with the horrid color palette he may recognize as Billy's sister popped his head out of a couch.

There was no couch in there.
>>40847868
>...

>Are you stalking me

>But yes I was this guy
>> No. 40847871
File 142833860173.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40847871
>>40847865
"...I'll tickle the answer out of you~"

>>40847867
Nod nod nod.

>>40847870
"...Whuh?"
>> No. 40847872
File 142833863311.png - (123.16KB , 457x486 , See, now you're getting it.png )
40847872
>>40847866
>We can do that :3

>Just gonna eat some pizza, then reboot. Might be a bit of time.

>>40847864
>No problem, grammar nazi!
>> No. 40847873
>>40847871
What did you see?
>> No. 40847874
File 142833864807.jpg - (31.99KB , 476x411 , Interesting_.jpg )
40847874
>>40847871
"Oh hey. Ben, right?"
>> No. 40847875
File 142833864913.jpg - (202.18KB , 739x936 , fcf1da3dc492b1edfd378d79d3b5d737.jpg )
40847875
>>40847871
"D-don'tttt!!"
>Tanaka blushes red
>> No. 40847876
>>40847869
>>40847872
>Thats fine, and sure who u want Mid
>> No. 40847877
File 142833869175.png - (70.25KB , 322x433 , 256262.png )
40847877
>>40847870
>Wh8t
>. . . . . . . .
>> No. 40847878
File 142833879153.jpg - (52.53KB , 800x600 , Dunka Dunka.jpg )
40847878
>>40847877
>Not from the con, but here's an actual picture of the costume.

>This would be a wizard from the game Magicka.
>> No. 40847879
File 142833881673.jpg - (142.08KB , 576x380 , rapeface.jpg )
40847879
>>40847866
>I'll just let the rabid rats take care of the rest now
>> No. 40847880
File 142833885832.jpg - (151.00KB , 847x864 , 1f5c57b0de097dba83c3d9bf529f778b.jpg )
40847880
>>40847876
>Purple mare maybe?
>> No. 40847881
File 142833897003.jpg - (371.55KB , 1000x883 , Chessfall.jpg )
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>>40847879
>Jokes on you, the gerbils I keep inside me fight them off...
>>40847880
>Nto feeling her right now :o
>> No. 40847882
File 142833901527.png - (2.87MB , 680x885 , 033.png )
40847882
>>40847881
>Who are you feeling?
>> No. 40847883
File 142833902163.jpg - (27.21KB , 517x684 , 5234253423.jpg )
40847883
>>40847878
>I kn8w who that is. Life is w8ird.
>> No. 40847884
>>40847882
>Reo, Dusk, maybe
>> No. 40847885
File 142833910031.jpg - (17.06KB , 147x282 , I laughed harder than medically advised at this.jpg )
40847885
>>40847883
>Oh. Well, either way this was my first time cosplaying and I had inhuman amounts of fun.

>Surprised to know you know about that con.
>> No. 40847886
File 142833911867.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40847886
>>40847884
>I'll take a Dusk if you wanna use em
>> No. 40847887
File 142833914076.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
40847887
>>40847873
"Well, the imposter attacked Billyfish with what looked like the physical manifestation of oranges, then the universe... Flickered. Like, y'know how a TV signal goes when you mess with the aerial? It was like the imposter just did that to the universe. Everything just felt wrong for a moment. And with everyone around me slowly forgetting what the real Billyfish looked like. Teton says we're dealing with a RETCON, but I have absolutely no clue what that is."

>>40847874
"Yeppers, what can I do for you?"

>>40847875
"Hehe, fiiiine... I'll just steal your nuzzles instead!"

He nuzzles his nose against yours.

"So what's up Tanaka?"
>> No. 40847888
File 142833919711.png - (222.65KB , 1000x1000 , _Modern Dusk.png )
40847888
>>40847886
>he wuz there
>> No. 40847889
File 142833919795.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847889
>>40847887
>Tanaka keeps blushing and nuzzles back.
"N-nothing really, just baking..."
>> No. 40847890
File 142833921236.jpg - (31.99KB , 476x411 , Interesting_.jpg )
40847890
>>40847887
"I'm Wharrgarbl. Billy's little brother."
>> No. 40847891
File 142833925394.jpg - (202.18KB , 739x936 , fcf1da3dc492b1edfd378d79d3b5d737.jpg )
40847891
>>40847888
>ANd so was this girl with a tray of cookies
>> No. 40847892
File 142833928645.png - (219.59KB , 801x600 , 235236323623.png )
40847892
>>40847885
>Duh, it's a 8ig thing
>> No. 40847893
File 142833929824.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40847893
>>40847889
"Ooooo? Need any help?"

>>40847890
"..."

Benjamin puts a hand into his jacket, very clearly gripping onto something as he regards you with a somewhat scared look.
>> No. 40847894
File 142833935340.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847894
>>40847893
"O-oh, if youd like, sure..."
>> No. 40847895
File 142833939706.png - (545.67KB , 989x886 , 3_ Dulset Tarn 2.png )
40847895
>>40847887
So you actually think Billyfish was killed... by oranges?
>> No. 40847896
File 142833943506.png - (31.52KB , 300x500 , Smail.png )
40847896
>>40847892
>Well, I'm educated! Who did you cosplay as, if you participated?
>>40847893
"Billyfish is a mare with a sorta-yellowish coat and black hair. She has a nearly-sexual infatuation with apples."

He grins.
"I'm on your side, bud."
>> No. 40847897
>>40847896

>nearly
>> No. 40847898
File 142833965615.jpg - (9.07KB , 138x212 , 65447457.jpg )
40847898
>>40847896
>I admit n8thing! N8thing!!!!!!!!
>> No. 40847899
File 142833970588.jpg - (162.21KB , 499x654 , Silver gave me this book.jpg )
40847899
>>40847898
>You were a homestuck cosplayer weren't you
>> No. 40847900
File 142833973053.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40847900
>>40847894
And so Ben gives you a mock salute.

"I am at your command, Sgt Tanakie."

>>40847895
"...Billyfish is apples and hates oranges. The imposter that is oranges. I'd be laughing too if the fact that Billyfish has vanished completely, the imposter is bragging about killing her and that everyone is slowly forgetting what the real one looks like."

>>40847896
"...Oh thank Celestia..."

He looks as if he's about to melt into the floor from relief.

"...You have no idea how stressful this shit is."
>> No. 40847901
File 142833976153.png - (383.67KB , 600x853 , 4f7204254498d3134453916bc5ccbb80.png )
40847901
>>40847900
>Tanaka giggles, and begins listing off some ingredients for him to retrieve
>> No. 40847902
File 142833981593.jpg - (31.99KB , 476x411 , Interesting_.jpg )
40847902
>>40847900
"Yeah, I know.

I'm here to offer some help."
>> No. 40847903
File 142833982338.jpg - (9.49KB , 216x240 , 34523255.jpg )
40847903
>>40847899
>Oh w8w look at the time 8ye! *a8sconds*
>> No. 40847904
File 142833984619.png - (133.13KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset smile.png )
40847904
>>40847900
Alright alright, I'll talk to her about it.
If she could kill Billyfish, she could probably bring her back.
>> No. 40847905
File 142833987978.png - (15.17KB , 200x200 , I'm going to destroy every hope and dream you ever had_.png )
40847905
>>40847903
>I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, SERKET

>AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO
>> No. 40847906
File 142834034602.png - (19.36KB , 567x566 , That seems kinda interesting.png )
40847906
>I'm back.
>> No. 40847907
>>40847906

>Hai
>> No. 40847908
>>40847906
>So what ever happened to Slynn?
>> No. 40847909
File 142834048312.png - (19.36KB , 567x566 , That seems kinda interesting.png )
40847909
>>40847907
>Hoy
>> No. 40847910
File 142834049020.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40847910
>>40847901
And said ingredients were fetched!

>>40847902
"...Okay, what kind of help?"

>>40847904
"Here's hoping..."
>> No. 40847911
File 142834053379.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847911
>>40847910
>Tanaka shows him a recipe that isn't her special secret one, and shows him how to prepare the batter
>> No. 40847912
File 142834056135.png - (100.51KB , 436x446 , Dafuq you doing over there.png )
40847912
>>40847908
>Slynn me or Slynn the character?
>> No. 40847913
File 142834063734.jpg - (96.39KB , 620x357 , 23.jpg )
40847913
>>40847906
>heya
>> No. 40847914
File 142834067240.jpg - (41.13KB , 250x235 , fb3cf251-575c-41e7-a4cc-db7d50198642_zpsf429e70c[1].jpg )
40847914
>>40847909

>Hoy!
>> No. 40847915
File 142834071382.jpg - (11.41KB , 202x339 , scp427locket.jpg )
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>>40847910
He pulls a locket out.

"Alright. Basically, a long time ago there was this guy called The Architect of Sin, and he had these insanely powerful robots fuelled by something called an Idea Engine.

After a while I managed to reverse-engineer it.

This is one of the tamer versions, but it's still massively powerful and it could really help you in any case that won't come.

This is an Eldritch Drive, Ben. I want you to hold on to it as long as the impostor is still around."
>> No. 40847916
File 142834074316.png - (152.71KB , 745x574 , Duckface.png )
40847916
>>40847913
>'Eyo!

>>40847914
>Uh... Sure?
>> No. 40847917
>>40847916

>I dunno.
>> No. 40847918
File 142834087737.jpg - (142.28KB , 186x742 , Mmmmm.jpg )
40847918
>>40847915
"I uh... What?..."

He blinked for a moment.

"...I'm not too sure if my powers would, like... Mix well with Eldritch."
>> No. 40847919
File 142834093872.jpg - (31.99KB , 476x411 , Interesting_.jpg )
40847919
>>40847918
"Just take it. It's more defensive than anything, in case she tries to, I'unno, forcefully attack your mind or rearrange your brain cells or something."
>> No. 40847920
File 142834104689.png - (202.62KB , 450x639 , AMMIE WTF.png )
40847920
>>40847919
He takes the pendant with hesitation, looking it over.

"Uh... Thanks Wharg."
>> No. 40847921
File 142834107482.png - (520.42KB , 2357x2880 , All my want.png )
40847921
>>40847920
>Hugs!
>> No. 40847922
File 142834110001.jpg - (31.99KB , 476x411 , Interesting_.jpg )
40847922
>>40847920
"I think Ammie already has one.

Keep it close to you.

If things can get real bad I can show you an extra function."
>> No. 40847923
>>40847916
>Whats up right now?
>> No. 40847924
>>40847910
This is Billyfish we're talking about. I just think it's silly to be worried.

>>40847912
>The character.
>> No. 40847925
File 142834134797.png - (88.26KB , 487x342 , Dafuq you want.png )
40847925
>>40847923
>Just chilling, doing nothing
>> No. 40847926
File 142834141084.png - (202.62KB , 450x639 , AMMIE WTF.png )
40847926
>>40847921
><Snuggles!>

>>40847922
He proceeds to wear it around his neck.

"Pretty. So uh... What now? Got anything planned?"

>>40847924
Blink blink.

"...Does the fact that the imposter is messing with everyone's mind into believing she is the real Billyfish mean anything to you...?"
>> No. 40847927
File 142834145411.png - (134.35KB , 937x1042 , 2_ Dulset sheepish by Prince Bluelolz.png )
40847927
>>40847926
I haven't noticed.
>> No. 40847928
File 142834152103.png - (128.68KB , 441x548 , I don't know, dude.png )
40847928
>>40847924
>Eh, reset her some time ago, did some stuff with Ave over Steam. Don't know if he wants to make it canon here in DB. I'm a bit on the fence, it's been waaaay long since, so I don't know...
>> No. 40847929
File 142834152857.jpg - (31.99KB , 476x411 , Interesting_.jpg )
40847929
>>40847926
"Nnnope.

Right now I'm wondering if I should unfuck someone's head to reinforce the original Billy."
>> No. 40847930
File 142834153629.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
40847930
>>40847928
>Dulset still thinks she's cute.
>> No. 40847931
File 142834163446.png - (92.30KB , 314x474 , Considering the facts, I think it's safe to say OP is a faggot.png )
40847931
>>40847930
>Might all my chars again and make some I'm more interested in playing, rather than "he/she is X, but has flaw Y"
>I've grown a bit bored with playing bland characters, I guess?
>> No. 40847932
>>40847925
>>40847931
>We can talk bout that on Steam :3
>> No. 40847933
File 142834174605.png - (250.16KB , 1280x1893 , Pear finds her long lost twin.png )
40847933
>>40847931
>I liked your characters! LIke that blue one. She was best pony.
>> No. 40847934
>>40847931
>There aren't enough dragons.
>> No. 40847935
File 142834183773.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40847935
>>40847927
"...Well... Hmm. Maybe it's because your mind is resistant to it? I dunno', but Teton got really screwed over by it."

>>40847929
"...That might be a good idea, I normally don't condone that kind of stuff but this is an exception."
>> No. 40847936
File 142834198520.jpg - (31.99KB , 476x411 , Interesting_.jpg )
40847936
>>40847935
"You find someone we can 100% trust and that has some skill we could use in this."
>> No. 40847937
File 142834202438.png - (764.93KB , 1280x1344 , All the cunts.png )
40847937
>Anyone want to RP?
>> No. 40847938
File 142834203491.jpg - (184.81KB , 786x1017 , Remember kids, always use condoms - By Dom.jpg )
40847938
>>40847934
>Could do an actual dragon, actually kinda got an idea for one.

>>40847932
>We should! Hit me up or something, I'm being extremely lazy and should probably take a shower.

>>40847933
>Just for you ;3

>>40847932
>>40847933
>>40847934
>And another dilemma sorta presents, but it might be more of a bad excuse, I guess?
>On one hand, I wanna rp a bit again, as long as it isn't too time-consuming.
>On the other, I wanna git gud at drawing so I won't have to photohunt and recolor as much
>Or whatever. I don't know, I'll take a shower and think about it.
>> No. 40847939
File 142834212035.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
40847939
>>40847935
Maybe she just hasn't bothered with me.
>> No. 40847940
File 142834215209.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
40847940
>>40847936
"Teton, Varmus, Sunny and that older Teton clone guy. I'd trust all of them with my life. And Usagi."

>>40847939
"Maybe she's scared of you." he says with a smirk.
>> No. 40847941
File 142834215672.png - (37.47KB , 500x549 , 142233__UNOPT__.png )
40847941
>>40847938
><Takes teh blue one and takes her away>
>> No. 40847942
File 142834218819.jpg - (31.99KB , 476x411 , Interesting_.jpg )
40847942
>>40847940
"... Get them in one point.

Make sure they don't remember normal Billy first. I don't wanna end up trying to fix what ain't broken."
>> No. 40847943
File 142834228521.png - (135.28KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset chuckle.png )
40847943
>>40847940
That makes sense, given Reallyfish's demeanor towards me.
>> No. 40847944
File 142834234111.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40847944
>>40847942
"I know Teton already remembers our Billyfish, not too sure about the rest though. Haven't spoken to them."

>>40847943
"Maybe. Maybe. So..."
>> No. 40847945
File 142834244448.jpg - (31.99KB , 476x411 , Interesting_.jpg )
40847945
>>40847944
"Right.

Just say my name when you need me."
And with that, he slinks into the ground.
>> No. 40847946
File 142834243011.png - (133.13KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset smile.png )
40847946
>>40847944
Want to talk about happy things?
>> No. 40847947
File 142834266728.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
40847947
>>40847945
"...See 'ya Wharge."

>>40847946
"And hug."
>> No. 40847949
File 142834294161.png - (118.44KB , 900x900 , 1_ Dulset laugh.png )
40847949
>>40847947
I can hug~.
>> No. 40847950
File 142834294305.png - (410.75KB , 715x1000 , 98f6ebc4a972d665c5dc437e0365239b.png )
40847950
>>40847941
>Dis wun
>> No. 40847951
File 142834298116.jpg - (155.54KB , 600x800 , eb2bcb0f8c845ba440262f60e69e6b10.jpg )
40847951
>>40847949
The bunnyboy proceeds to open his arms to you, sitting himself down on a nearby couch.
>> No. 40847952
File 142834301871.png - (437.78KB , 600x800 , a8c407fa556937da0e9ebf596ef8ba70.png )
40847952
>>40847951
>Derp
>>40847911
>> No. 40847953
>>40847951
>hug~
>> No. 40847954
File 142834342650.jpg - (143.75KB , 533x479 , 1408165603722.jpg )
40847954
>> No. 40847955
File 142834346955.gif - (4.03MB , 464x560 , 002.gif )
40847955
>>40847954
>> No. 40847956
>>40847955

>I've never seen the gif before.
>> No. 40847957
File 142834353644.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40847957
>>40847956
>MEGAAAAAAA MILK
>> No. 40847958
>>40847957

>Yes.
>> No. 40847959
File 142834355964.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40847959
>>40847958
>> No. 40847960
File 142834357188.png - (158.74KB , 485x472 , Hey there, beautiful.png )
40847960
>>40847955
>>40847956
>>40847957
>It sure is lovely...
>> No. 40847961
File 142834359732.png - (129.53KB , 300x300 , 8bd.png )
40847961
>>40847960
>> No. 40847962
>>40847960

>shush.

>>40847959

>Rabbit!
>> No. 40847963
File 142834362564.png - (293.13KB , 1000x1000 , 142825533638.png )
40847963
>>40847962
>> No. 40847964
>>40847963

>NO
>> No. 40847965
File 142834371711.jpg - (99.50KB , 514x685 , Req-1.jpg )
40847965
>>40847964
>> No. 40847966
File 142834374736.jpg - (22.12KB , 528x575 , 2325325235.jpg )
40847966
>But what if
>> No. 40847967
>>40847965

>Her face is weird.
>> No. 40847968
File 142834379828.png - (209.60KB , 407x361 , 142770304966.png )
40847968
>>40847966

>>40847967
>You're weird
>> No. 40847969
>>40847968

>Agreed.
>> No. 40847970
File 142834387676.png - (447.09KB , 748x1054 , 87597e0eb7d7c63019c85b540082c8dc.png )
40847970
>>40847969
>~<3
>> No. 40847971
>>40847966
>Stop. Oh my god. It's past the funny.
>> No. 40847973
File 142834440831.png - (153.59KB , 479x442 , Are you really this stupid.png )
40847973
>>40847971
>You killed it, Dom.
>It's dead.
>You killed the bar.
>> No. 40847974
File 142834445579.png - (764.93KB , 1280x1344 , All the cunts.png )
40847974
>> No. 40847975
File 142834446825.jpg - (131.72KB , 1024x683 , Alright guys lets act like we know what were doing.jpg )
40847975
>>40847973
>GOOD!
>> No. 40847977
File 142834452865.jpg - (42.41KB , 500x400 , still-waiting-for-fry.jpg )
40847977
>>40847973
>>40847975
>> No. 40847978
File 142834457791.gif - (83.41KB , 510x418 , WoooOOOoooOOO.gif )
40847978
>>40847975
>WE'RE FREE.
>FREE FROM THE BAR'S BLACK MAGICKS

>BLAAAaaaAAACK maaaAAAaaagick...
>> No. 40847979
File 142834463624.png - (57.00KB , 500x500 , 132649575275.png )
40847979
>>40847966
>> No. 40847980
File 142834465337.png - (241.33KB , 900x923 , a_good_pony_by_inlucidreverie-d5k4edd.png )
40847980
>>40847978
>That's racist man.
>> No. 40847981
File 142834470032.png - (645.63KB , 847x1280 , 37.png )
40847981
>>40847978
>>40847980
>So racist.
>> No. 40847982
>>40847980
>Blackjack magick. l;ets rp :o
>> No. 40847983
File 142834473772.png - (382.08KB , 965x770 , 3545353453.png )
40847983
>>40847980
>>40847981
>> No. 40847984
File 142834475393.png - (216.75KB , 777x532 , LOOK AT ME.png )
40847984
>>40847980
>Says the white po-

>>40847981
>GOD DAMMIT.
>> No. 40847985
File 142834482688.png - (157.65KB , 1024x1338 , ante_up_by_princessmedley13-d6heorz.png )
40847985
>>40847981
>>40847983
>>40847984
>ARACIST!

>>40847982
>Who and who~?
>> No. 40847986
File 142834480326.png - (32.47KB , 300x300 , 234.png )
40847986
>>40847983
>>40847984
>Why are you hating on my complexion?
>> No. 40847987
File 142834488019.jpg - (14.46KB , 447x458 , 077.jpg )
40847987
>>40847986
>Black Changeling is best Changeling
>> No. 40847988
File 142834489302.png - (255.08KB , 809x576 , wat.png )
40847988
>>40847986
>>40847985
>I'm not, I swear.

>pleasedon'tkillme
>> No. 40847989
File 142834495630.gif - (1.18MB , 600x600 , Jackie the Jackal.gif )
40847989
>>40847985
>Blackjackal and someone?
>> No. 40847990
File 142834496698.png - (99.16KB , 384x589 , 10.png )
40847990
>>40847987
>Yes we are!

>>40847988
>You are spared!
>> No. 40847991
File 142834497686.jpg - (322.04KB , 1266x1024 , 324343.jpg )
40847991
>>40847986
>Well clearly all the good princesses, queens, and goddesses look a bit different, no?
>> No. 40847992
File 142834498968.png - (158.74KB , 485x472 , Hey there, beautiful.png )
40847992
>>40847990
>Yay!
>Do I get a prize?
>> No. 40847993
File 142834500057.jpg - (729.36KB , 886x990 , e2a03d50b4a36330ce4b39fccd6ca596.jpg )
40847993
>>40847990
>*cuddle*
>> No. 40847994
File 142834503760.png - (399.53KB , 1024x1024 , alaxsxaq_commission___blackjack_by_petirep-d61yhlp.png )
40847994
>>40847989
>Blackjack is in the bar!

>She has on a shirt that says "It's spring break and all I got was this t-shirt"
>> No. 40847995
File 142834512172.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
40847995
>>40847994
>Dusk or Nightfall was next to her
You have such pretty writing on your ass.
>> No. 40847996
File 142834521652.png - (764.93KB , 1280x1344 , All the cunts.png )
40847996
>>40847995
I swear, if Reo used a sharpie to makr how many times he ca- wait uh. No. You didn't hear that Dusk.

...

What writing are you talking about?





>BRB! DOG!"
>> No. 40847997
File 142834533800.png - (1.96MB , 2000x1767 , dive bomb by Lustrous-Dreams.png )
40847997
woop
>> No. 40847998
File 142834573386.png - (201.75KB , 1652x1664 , _Adult Dusk.png )
40847998
>>40847996
I did hear that...he ever run out of room?

And I'm making aj oke that Im not staring at your chest! I'm staring elsewhere!
>>40847997
>Whoop whoop
>> No. 40848000
File 142834621220.png - (764.93KB , 1280x1344 , All the cunts.png )
40848000
>>40847998
Oh...alright! Well. Yeah. I got this cause my teacher thought it'd be funny to hand them out.
>> No. 40848001
File 142834625498.jpg - (109.08KB , 500x796 , 034baec46e8910bc20a92540ad89ea11.jpg )
40848001
>Be back later, going to THERAPY~!
>> No. 40848002
>>40847998
WOOOOOO
>> No. 40848003
File 142834667229.jpg - (50.19KB , 500x877 , 51.jpg )
40848003
>>40847992
>Ummm.... No.
>> No. 40848004
>>40848002
><Grabs>
>> No. 40848005
>>40848000
...I'd rather he have handed out cute costumes. If I ever became a professor, every girl'd get skirts and skin-tight flight-suits
>>40848002
>MEOW is the name of the first cats
>> No. 40848006
File 142834672678.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40848006
>So, who wants to RP?
>> No. 40848008
File 142834674285.png - (159.08KB , 547x554 , I'm not gonna cry I'm not gonna cry.png )
40848008
>>40848003
>Not even a hug? Not even a handshake?
>> No. 40848009
File 142834677971.jpg - (318.19KB , 928x1310 , 110.jpg )
40848009
>>40848008
>You get a slice of cake.
>> No. 40848010
File 142834683970.png - (175.88KB , 591x552 , INHAAAALE.png )
40848010
>>40848009
>Awesome!
>Can I eat it off your boobs?
>> No. 40848011
File 142834688591.jpg - (101.92KB , 720x879 , Believe.jpg )
40848011
>>40848005
....That sounds awesome...

...pretty sure the femanazi's wouldn't think so...

>>40848006
>Meeeeeeee~!
>> No. 40848012
File 142834690889.png - (2.86MB , 3026x3118 , 135915649670.png )
40848012
>>40848008
>You get to keep your legs.
>> No. 40848013
File 142834697583.jpg - (8.29KB , 127x131 , I LOOK WEIRD!.jpg )
40848013
>>40848011
>Who and who?
>> No. 40848014
>>40848006
>Me! I wanna!
>> No. 40848015
File 142834701173.png - (180.97KB , 727x574 , Woah there.png )
40848015
>>40848012
>Woah there, who invited you?
>I'm 95% sure you don't get a say in this...
>> No. 40848016
File 142834703003.png - (718.83KB , 1024x856 , 91.png )
40848016
>>40848010
>Now you don't get cake.
>> No. 40848017
File 142834703629.gif - (204.72KB , 309x227 , ALFALFA MONSTER.gif )
40848017
>>40848015
>> No. 40848018
File 142834707254.png - (764.93KB , 1280x1344 , All the cunts.png )
40848018
>>40848013
>Anyone you feel like playing the mosty?

>>40848014
>HEEEELLLLOOOOOOO!
>> No. 40848019
File 142834708813.png - (722.74KB , 686x521 , 1428339327456.png )
40848019
>> No. 40848020
File 142834708855.png - (80.19KB , 400x428 , pony.png )
40848020
>> No. 40848021
File 142834710250.png - (177.45KB , 499x458 , WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.png )
40848021
>>40848017
>Okay then.

>>40848016
>YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CAKE.
>YER LIED TO MEH!
>> No. 40848022
File 142834711384.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
40848022
>>40848011
I have sexy nazi costumes too for them...
>> No. 40848023
File 142834713697.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40848023
>>40848014
>Ah, there you are!

>Pick who you like!

>>40848018
>Right now? Ammie, Litttle Ben or Big Ben!

>>40848020
>This needs to happen IC.
>> No. 40848024
File 142834716418.jpg - (409.71KB , 615x909 , 112.jpg )
40848024
>>40848021
>You should know by now. Portal reference!
>> No. 40848025
File 142834720791.png - (216.75KB , 777x532 , LOOK AT ME.png )
40848025
>>40848024
>Really?
>WHAT IS THIS 2008!?
>> No. 40848026
File 142834721389.png - (37.47KB , 500x549 , 142233__UNOPT__.png )
40848026
>>40848020
>>40848023
>I tried to make it happen. But htne things.

>>40848022
,,,,THey might like it. Make it happen Dusk.

>She chuckles

Hehe...so how are ya?

>>40848023
>Dom and Big Ben?
>> No. 40848027
File 142834724603.png - (477.84KB , 337x480 , And I must scream.png )
40848027
>>40848023

>Too bad! It won't!

>>40848026

:D
>> No. 40848028
File 142834728028.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
40848028
>>40848026
>Aww... :c

"Hey Dom! I just realized I'm a Bell!"
>> No. 40848029
File 142834726790.png - (0.99MB , 1280x1607 , 122.png )
40848029
>>40848025
>They said the reference was old.
>BUT I DIDN'T LISTEN!
>> No. 40848030
File 142834726778.png - (728.64KB , 2400x2400 , u wot m8.png )
40848030
>>40848023
>I think it'd be best if we had Benjamin and Teton, picking up where they left off, in the Tardis...

>What now?
>> No. 40848031
File 142834733665.png - (0.97MB , 900x1200 , Blackjack and Reo2.png )
40848031
>>40848028
Bell? Where's your beast?
>> No. 40848032
File 142834733454.jpg - (20.92KB , 132x133 , Still look feminine.jpg )
40848032
>>40848030
>Sure, if you'd like.

"...I have no clue how to proceed with this Teton. I really don't. I mean, maybe we could build our own cliché plot to counter the ImposterFish's?"

>>40848031
"Yoooou~"

He scoops you up into his arms and leans in for a kiss. D:
>> No. 40848033
File 142834737428.png - (264.47KB , 745x574 , RAWRR.png )
40848033
>>40848029
>You are truly the scoundrillest of them all.
>> No. 40848034
File 142834736914.jpg - (31.99KB , 476x411 , Interesting_.jpg )
40848034
>RP, anyone?
>> No. 40848035
File 142834739473.png - (474.26KB , 690x1157 , 47.png )
40848035
>>40848033
>Well I am a changeling.
>> No. 40848036
File 142834742451.png - (520.42KB , 2357x2880 , All my want.png )
40848036
>>40848032
NO!

>DOm flails around in his grasp!
>> No. 40848037
File 142834746007.jpg - (12.92KB , 265x190 , images.jpg )
40848037
>Who wants some cake?
>> No. 40848038
File 142834746694.png - (163.79KB , 629x554 , Rule number 1, NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS.png )
40848038
>>40848035
>I suppose that's true...
>But why would you lie about cake?
>That's like a vioaltion of human rights!
>> No. 40848039
File 142834750431.jpg - (518.29KB , 800x1270 , 121.jpg )
40848039
>>40848038
>I'm not human though.
>> No. 40848040
File 142834749781.png - (87.84KB , 309x389 , oh God I forgot about the cupcakes.png )
40848040
>>40848032
I dunno, Benjamin. I know we cannot let her become the one that comes to mind first when you hear "Billyfish". We should rally up people and-

...Ahhh fuck.

Varmus and Sunny and Verge must be comatose by now.
>> No. 40848041
File 142834752042.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
40848041
>>40848023
>>40848027
>Silver will make it happen
>>40848026
>Picks her up
Nah, too busy hugging my friend~
>> No. 40848042
File 142834755390.png - (75.60KB , 1145x658 , 836645__safe_anthro_monochrome_princess+celestia_breasts_edit_discord_big+breasts_impossibly+lar.png )
40848042
>>40848040
>And Celestia is still with the comatose Verge.
>> No. 40848043
File 142834763331.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40848043
>>40848036
And so he kisses you!...

On the belly.

Tummykisses! D:

>>40848040
"...Oooooh tits, you're right... Uh... Crap, how do we do what Raggedy did to you to them?"
>> No. 40848044
File 142834762643.png - (132.62KB , 800x1000 , Anon Dom.png )
40848044
>>40848041
....

....

...I get man handled too much,,,,

>Blackjack hugs him back thou!
>> No. 40848045
File 142834771210.png - (153.78KB , 589x554 , Aaaaaww___.png )
40848045
>>40848039
>No,
>But I am.
>> No. 40848046
>>40848034

>Ich brauche noch Bilder.
>> No. 40848047
>>40848044
Would you prefer if I was a mare? I can probably get Gqwyn to handle you...
>> No. 40848048
File 142834775008.jpg - (89.87KB , 1280x1280 , 59.jpg )
40848048
>>40848045
>Truthfully, I should even give you anything for your earlier racism. But I'm a nice Queen.
>> No. 40848049
File 142834781850.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
40848049
>>40848048
>And a shiny Queen.
>> No. 40848050
File 142834781077.png - (100.51KB , 436x446 , Dafuq you doing over there.png )
40848050
>>40848048
>Are you saying you're gonna give me something anyway?
>> No. 40848051
>>40848046
>Wat
>> No. 40848052
>>40848051

>:3
>> No. 40848053
File 142834793566.png - (568.27KB , 1200x1200 , hello!.png )
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>>40848042
>Verge was completely unresponsive for several hours, breathing out wisps of golden flame every fifteen minutes or so.

>Eventually, he stirred and his eyes started to open.

>>40848043
We don't! Jesus shit, you crazies, they'll wake on their own. Timelords can go into a healing coma, it's what happened to me. Varmus long time ago did a few things to prevent messing with his head and changing doingers there, and it carried over. He really learned after the whole shebang with Luna and Dulset.

Now, we gotta gather everyone up. We can consider TARDISes a safe zone. Billyfish cannot enter them, because she cant' timetravel. That's the short story and the gist of it. It's of course way more complicated, but let's not muddle the thing up with details.

The very fact we know the real Billyfish is a very, very good thing. this probably isn't the first time we're dealing with RETCON.

And we don't even know what was changed. This time, Billyfish has a fighting chance, and we must reinforce her, the real her, as much as we can.
>> No. 40848054
File 142834795367.png - (357.77KB , 684x800 , spoiler.png )
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>>40848049
>Sometimes shiny.

>>40848050
>Here you go, a picture of Mi Amore Cadenza..
>> No. 40848055
File 142834800114.jpg - (527.99KB , 919x1048 , 103678__safe_anthro_princess+celestia_blushing_cleavage_princess+breastia_artist-colon-newyorkx3.jpg )
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>>40848053
She'd just watch in silence, as she had already cleaned him up of his own blood.
>> No. 40848056
File 142834805362.png - (102.40KB , 412x456 , I don't know what to do with my hands.png )
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>>40848054
>Oooh.
>I'll uh...
>Save it for later...
>> No. 40848057
File 142834809961.jpg - (381.36KB , 1024x1417 , 38.jpg )
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>>40848056
>I've got lots. Shining really likes his pictures of her.
>> No. 40848058
File 142834814770.png - (59.13KB , 530x511 , hah.png )
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>>40848055
...nnnwzzzf...

>He blinked a few times and winced, bringing a shaky hand to his head.
....mmmnnaawwww ffffuck. Hi, Tia.
>> No. 40848059
File 142834814927.png - (158.74KB , 485x472 , Hey there, beautiful.png )
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>>40848057
>Interesting.
>But I'd rather have more pictures of you.
>> No. 40848060
File 142834817573.png - (520.42KB , 2357x2880 , All my want.png )
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>>40848043
Ben! This is really weird!

If it was Usagi I'd be okay but no D:

>>40848047
Yes. that'd be great! not really. You're cool so I don't mind.
>> No. 40848061
File 142834824175.png - (5.13MB , 4000x5333 , 742361__solo_anthro_solo+female_princess+celestia_suggestive_breasts_cute_upvotes+galore_belly+b.png )
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>>40848058
"Hi Verge. You okay?" She asked as his head was currently resting on her lap.
>> No. 40848062
File 142834828418.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40848053
"...Right. A head-on approach is a bad idea. I think, we might need to have a sit down with the fakeFish and speak with her. Get any wards you can, anything we can use to protect our minds and learn as much as we can about the fakeFish. We have our version of reality, and she has hers. If we can convince fakeFish to bring the realFish back, we can use this to convince fakeFish that she's the imposter and reality will fix itself."
>> No. 40848063
File 142834829882.png - (28.58KB , 189x210 , I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW! I AM BETTER THAN DISCORD AND NIGHTMARE MOON COMBINED!.png )
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>>40848059
>I should just accept that others like me for whatever reason.
>> No. 40848064
File 142834829976.jpg - (22.27KB , 554x473 , true_zpsabc50601.jpg )
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"... Wait a minute."
Sudden blackboard.
"Billyfish gets replaced with a radically different version of herself. Most of the population gives no fucks, but an increasingly large number slowly becomes angered by this. Meanwhile, the New Fish tries to erase the previous Billyfish from our collective subconscious, going as far as taking credit of things she did and changing our brains to do that.

...

Oh my god.
This is not just a Retcon.

This is a New-52 Style Retcon.


We're all fucking doomed."
>> No. 40848065
File 142834834993.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
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>>40848060
Thanks. you're a pretty cool-cat too
>> No. 40848066
File 142834835228.png - (218.84KB , 723x530 , DEDOTATED WAM.png )
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>>40848063
>Black insect-pone is best villain.
>> No. 40848067
File 142834837536.png - (0.99MB , 1280x1607 , 122.png )
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>>40848066
>Well I'm not a villain anymore.
>> No. 40848068
File 142834842581.png - (209.79KB , 819x576 , Forget it.png )
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>>40848064
Oh shit, dude, that sounds serious.
What do we do?

>>40848067
>Black insect-pone is best pone?
>> No. 40848069
File 142834845167.png - (774.96KB , 1600x1200 , 120.png )
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>>40848068
>How about just best Queen. I'm not exactly a pone.
>> No. 40848070
File 142834846782.jpg - (274.69KB , 510x510 , Boop.jpg )
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>>40848068
"We switch to Marvel."
>> No. 40848071
File 142834851943.png - (399.53KB , 1024x1024 , alaxsxaq_commission___blackjack_by_petirep-d61yhlp.png )
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>>40848065
I'm cooler then you....I'm going to parties too. So that's cool!
>> No. 40848072
File 142834852750.png - (152.71KB , 745x574 , Duckface.png )
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>>40848069
>Black queen best royalty.
>Confirmed
>Because why not.

>>40848070
Yeah, let's... Wait, what? How does that solve anything?
>> No. 40848073
File 142834858995.jpg - (375.36KB , 720x900 , 41.jpg )
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>>40848072
>Because I am!
>> No. 40848074
File 142834858064.png - (32.92KB , 250x394 , 250px-Rigby_character.png )
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>>40848072
"Dude, I dunno, I just like to raise theories while drawing dicks on blackboards."
>> No. 40848075
File 142834862161.png - (130.49KB , 524x374 , wut.png )
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>>40848061
My head feels like someone but it in a blender with gravel.

...Someone tried to fuck with my mind. My memories. Something happened.

It's a failsafe.

>>40848062
Sounds good, but there's one problem. It's a RETCON, not any another Billyfish. It's actively trying to take Billyfish's place by replacing her in our memories. It doesn't have own reality.

>>40848064
>Just saying, if you want real Billy back, you gotta act! I'm not gonna have this resolve on it's own. :3
>> No. 40848076
File 142834867034.png - (108.59KB , 392x474 , Hold on to__ your hands, I guess.png )
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>>40848073
>Oh, definitely!

>>40848074
Are you the illuminati?
>> No. 40848077
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>>40848075
"I think it's the new Billyfish... Same thing happened to Teton and Sunny from what I saw when I was in the bar. I rushed back when I realized the same thing may be happening to you. Your memories are safe though, right?" She said lightly tapping his forehead.
>> No. 40848078
File 142834873718.jpg - (31.99KB , 476x411 , Interesting_.jpg )
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>>40848075
>I am. Wharrg gave Ben an Eldritch Drive and told him to call him when he's got people he either wants their brain unscrambled or wants to plan with.
>>40848076
"I'm the Jewminati!"
>> No. 40848079
File 142834879169.jpg - (274.74KB , 848x1098 , 124.jpg )
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>>40848076
>Glad others think so too.
>> No. 40848080
File 142834881566.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
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>>40848071
Sprign Break parties are boring!
>> No. 40848081
File 142834883485.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40848075
"...Okay, run it by me again what a RETCON is because I'm confused."
>> No. 40848082
File 142834887738.png - (98.67KB , 384x474 , How about you go fuck yourself.png )
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>>40848078
Are you behind everything, then?

>>40848079
>Indeed.
>You said you're not a villain anymore?
>> No. 40848083
File 142834891064.jpg - (93.29KB , 600x496 , 152595.jpg )
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>> No. 40848084
File 142834891718.png - (32.92KB , 250x394 , 250px-Rigby_character.png )
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>>40848082
"No."
>> No. 40848085
File 142834897157.jpg - (369.54KB , 1000x1753 , 62.jpg )
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>>40848082
>That is correct.
>> No. 40848086
File 142834897552.png - (37.47KB , 500x549 , 142233__UNOPT__.png )
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>>40848080
But they got boobs, beaches, and booze...the three b's!
>> No. 40848087
File 142834916884.png - (59.63KB , 154x222 , oh, snap!.png )
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>>40848077
>He raised himself up from Tia's lap, pale with worry.

...What do you mean, "new Billyfish"!?

>>40848081
It's a... thing? Happening?

It's eldritch and alien and weird, that's for sure. It's something that changes reality and feeds off the energy of change it brings while making everyone think it's how it always was.

The more prominent the change, the greater the meal. I mean, see how my mane's black and curly? It might've been short and blond all my life actually, but then RETCON came and everyone, including me, remembers it always being black and long and curly. Maybe you weren't a bunny originally, but a mangoose. Or you had a brother. Or maybe never existed in the first place.

RETCON is a reality revision, self-aware one, that lives off the change it made.

Makes sense?
>> No. 40848088
File 142834938101.jpg - (527.99KB , 919x1048 , 103678__safe_anthro_princess+celestia_blushing_cleavage_princess+breastia_artist-colon-newyorkx3.jpg )
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>>40848087
"PRoper, high class, plays the victim, likes oranges, is literally colored orange. She won't even pay for the damages to this Equestria with her universe ending bull." If he were to look outside, he'd see that canterlot was mostly intact only because Luna was here at the time it happened.
>> No. 40848089
File 142834944373.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40848087
"...Yes and it terrifies me..." he says, his eyes wide and his ears pinned back.
>> No. 40848090
File 142834947222.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
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>>40848086
They don't gots blackljacks!
...
Plus it's usually udnerdevloepd boobs...those are only fun sometimes.
>> No. 40848091
File 142834953789.png - (241.33KB , 900x923 , a_good_pony_by_inlucidreverie-d5k4edd.png )
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>>40848090
But they're all like, 21. Not in highschool anymore.
>> No. 40848093
File 142834969782.png - (633.75KB , 659x742 , CAVE JOHNSON HERE.png )
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>>40848088
...Uhuh. Well, that's not Billyfish at all. Shit. Jesus fuck. Kurwa mać.

>He groaned and raised himself up.
Where's the real Billyfish?

>>40848089
...Yeah. So, this is what we're dealing with. And what tries to erase Billyfish as we know her, the real one, the our one, from existence.

I think the fact she's so ridiculously Mary Sue-ish powerful and hard-set in our hearts and minds that gave her a fighting chance in the first place.

Now, Ben, think! You've proven yourself to be the most resistant to the RETCON, what do we do!?
>> No. 40848095
>So anyway, merrÿ christmas or something...
>> No. 40848096
File 142834978491.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40848093
He opens his mouth to say something, then shuts it, rubbing the back of his head.

You really put him on the spot there.

"...I'll go talk to her. See if I can find, I dunno'... Something wrong. Something that stands out."
>> No. 40848097
File 142834987452.png - (363.90KB , 1280x1198 , 798954__anthro_monochrome_princess+celestia_suggestive_glasses_cleavage_question+mark_artist-col.png )
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>>40848093
She helped him up as she stood up with him.
"I'm not sure. I'd like to have her back, I know she'd at least pay for damages, if not just outright fix everything." She put her hand on his shoulder, to turn him to her.
"Verge?"
>> No. 40848098
File 142834988672.png - (728.64KB , 2400x2400 , u wot m8.png )
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>>40848096
Okay, what should I be doing in the meantime?
>> No. 40848099
File 142834995183.png - (612.45KB , 621x875 , son I am disapoint.png )
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>>40848097
Yes, Tia?

>He looked around, trying to locate his pants.
>> No. 40848100
File 142834998529.jpg - (157.14KB , 850x850 , Ben geared up.jpg )
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>>40848098
"Try and find if anything else has changed. We might be missing something, anything. Speak to the patrons of the bar, that seems to be ground zero for this whole thing." he says, sighing softly as he takes his cigarette packet out of his pocket, his hands shaking the entire time.

"...Maybe if we point out the changes to as many people as we can, the RETCON will RETCON itself, or something..." he says, his voice beginning to quiver.
>> No. 40848101
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>>40848099
"I'm glad you're okay." She said pulling him into a hug. She didn't even notice he wasn't wearing pants.
>> No. 40848102
>RP, anyone? I finally got Wharrg out again.
>> No. 40848103
File 142835014711.png - (278.36KB , 1300x1450 , __A Golden Dawn.png )
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>>40848091
Nah most of em are around 18 or 19!
>> No. 40848104
>>40848102

>Ich kann nicht!
>> No. 40848106
File 142835022660.png - (399.53KB , 1024x1024 , alaxsxaq_commission___blackjack_by_petirep-d61yhlp.png )
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>>40848103
If you say so. I'm still goin~
>> No. 40848107
File 142835025520.png - (277.68KB , 1300x1450 , __Dusk Starblaze, Lord of Elysium.png )
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>>40848106
Fine. Maybe I'll go to one too :I
>> No. 40848108
File 142835026097.png - (68.79KB , 489x644 , mwah!.png )
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>>40848100
...Basically, call bullshit on this all? Sure, that sounds like a thing that might just work. Where do you want me to get you off?

No smoking in Tardis please.

>She pulled her sweater off.

>>40848101
...

>He hugged her back tightly and kissed Tia's cheek.
Don't worry too much about me, sweetie. I might not be a physical god like you, but I'm pretty resilient anyway. Now, I must ask you to help me save Billyfish.
>> No. 40848109
File 142835034520.png - (764.93KB , 1280x1344 , All the cunts.png )
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>>40848107
It'll be fun to have someone there that I know.
>> No. 40848110
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>>40848108
She lightly tugged on his beard.
"I wasn't gonna let you go without me. But answer me one thing, what was that golden wisp you kept spitting out?"
>> No. 40848111
File 142835038182.jpg - (157.14KB , 850x850 , Ben geared up.jpg )
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>>40848108
"...Outside the bar if you can..." he says, the unlit cigarette in his mouth.

"If she's inside, stay away. Please."
>> No. 40848112
File 142835055645.png - (87.84KB , 309x389 , oh God I forgot about the cupcakes.png )
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>>40848110
That? Regeneration energy. Side-effect of a healing coma I was in. Not pleasant, but better than the alternative. Tia, where are my pants?

>>40848111
No worries. This won't work on me twice. Also...

>She suddenly hugged him very, very tightly (cough cough no sweater cough)
...Thank you for helping. So much. Billyfish's one of... of the closest people to me. Ever. I can't lose her, not like this...
>> No. 40848114
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>>40848112
He gave an honest to God squeak as you hugged him.

"...Me too Tets, me too..."
>> No. 40848115
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>>40848112
"That's a healing coma? Good to know it wasn't anything bad. I was really worried." Then same the question of his pants.
"I actually have no idea. I didn't take them off. Maybe they're in my room."
>> No. 40848116
File 142835089371.png - (156.15KB , 451x287 , hairbun.png )
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>>40848114
Everything's gonna be okay... Right?

>Cheek-kiss!
Off you go. I got to heal my chest up. Remind me to never let Raggedy doctor me again. Ouch.

>>40848115
Well, it was something bad, but the best outcome of something bad.

Right, your room. Makes sense. What happened, anyway?
>> No. 40848117
File 142835093590.jpg - (157.14KB , 850x850 , Ben geared up.jpg )
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>>40848116
And so the rabbit in a suit exited the TARDIS and entered the bar, seeking the imposter Billyfish.
>> No. 40848118
File 142835106815.png - (114.11KB , 441x436 , So you see.png )
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>>40848085
>Whoops, I seem to have disappeared.
>Drawing maps for some DnD shit.
>So how come you're not a villain, then?

>>40848084
Well, damn, because I have questions!
>> No. 40848120
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>>40848117
>She was at the counter, of course. Silly, where else would Billyfish be?
>> No. 40848121
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>>40848120
And so Ben strode up to the counter, drew his handgun...

And slid it along the counter towards you.

"It's time we had a talk. You and me. Somewhere private."
>> No. 40848122
1d2 = 1
>> No. 40848123
File 142835132943.jpg - (16.20KB , 180x248 , 23523525.jpg )
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>>40848121
Definetely, Benjamin. I'm really worried about how you act lately.

I mean, you pulled a gun on me, of all ponies! My word...

>Billyfish shook her head sadly.
...Is poor Teton okay?
>> No. 40848125
>>40848095
^
thanks <3
>> No. 40848126
File 142835153067.jpg - (12.31KB , 133x132 , Da fuck.jpg )
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>>40848123
"I pulled a gun on you because I was scared. Teton's fine, she went into a healing coma after what you did a few days ago." he says, taking a seat at the counter.

"...I want you to tell me exactly what you did to the apple Billyfish. Please."
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