>aint no thang

>I don't get it.

>>40862123
>I made the title about the first thing I saw on my desk, a Creamy Tahitan candle and the first thing I was reading about which was Saren gas

>>40862124
>You're ocnfusing :S

><Pets>

>To Ember
Umbra. I'm your aunt.
>She turns the iphone around and shows him a picture of her and Spirit together hiding in the shadows at his violin recital to cheer him on...in their quiet way :3

>>40862125
>I dont see how that could of been any better explained.

>>40862127
>Nah I got it, I was just being silly heh

>>40862130
>D:

>>40862120
"Cmon, i bet youll look handsome."
>She stands up, her hand still glowing

>>40862126
"Oh, I see then. Nice to meet you." He said as he viewed the picture of the audiance members that he hadn't known were present at the time the photo was taken. "I certainly didn't know you two were at my recital though."

>>40862126
>>40862132
"I've come to expect the unexpected."

>>40862134
>Spirit was suddenly sittign next to Umbra, both speaking one after the other
Of course we were.
You live here.
We like music
And you
So why wouldn't we be?

>>40862136
>>40862132
So what woudl the unexpected outcome of this spell be then, oh whise expecter-Luna?
>He said with a little chuckle

>>40862136
"Oh! speaking of the unexpected my oldest, alina has taken a shining to you, even made her own litle lunar shrine. little creepy when she tries to stay up all night talking about how she wants to be as cool as you till her little nogging falls asleep, but to each their own..i rambled, anyway Alina wants to meet you."

>>40862139
"What spell?"

>>40862141
"I'll probably see her in her dreams."

>>40862116

>>40862142
>>40862141
Blank wants to make me an...that thing you are.

>>40862142
>>40862145
"Humanoid, i do it all the time mainly becuase im very spell adept. Like a wizard and shit."

>>40862145
"Bipedal? Anthro?"

>>40862146
"So you specialize in transformation spells?"

>>40862138
"…I suppose that's a good point." He admitted as he looked between the two of them.

>>40862147
>>40862146
Both of those suffice I suppose.

And it's true. I'm quite proud of her actually. A royal guardsmare AND a talented mind~
>he smiled and rubs the angel-morgannas head
>>40862148
>They both look back, blinking

>>40862147
"Well I don't like to toot my own horn..but all magic. I've yet to master shadow spells or chaos spells however. My brother silver is a damned master at shadow spells. I've rambled again. But yes I'm good at transformation spells."

>Valentina hummed to herself as she had a meal at the bar counter, looking around to see who was there.

>She then flicked a paper football into Ritsus drink, Ritsu herself giggled and shook her head.

>>40862149
>she smiles and giggles, her hair getting all messy and her wings flapping happily before folding back up

>>40862152
Alright go do it.

>>40862149
"Too bad she's not serving under me. I heard that the Princesses of your world don't aren't even around."

>>40862150
"Embodiment of magic in your world?"

>Pill would just be capsulizing her equipment for the mission,and decided to have a relaxing drink before the mission approaches.

>>40862149
"…So." He said in an attempt to break the silence, focussing his gaze on Spirit as a certain matter came to mind. "Avedon said he would talk to you about finding a way to get my counterpart here back to where she came from. Could you give us any info on that?"

The 'counterpart' certainly expressed a newfound attenriveness for this conversation at the mentioning of such a topic, looking with a degree of hope at the fox-girl with the bangs for what she would say to this inquiry.

>>40862154
"That would be twilight if you're talking about elements. Heh, I'm just a guard captain, I wouldent go so far as saying I'm the embodiment of magic, your highness."
>she smiles and scratches her cheek all bashful like

>>40862153
"Ok..try not to focus on that burning feeling in your spine by the way, totally normal.."
>comforting words as the purple glow enveloped his body and in a flash he would be bipedal of your description that I love when you do them :3

>>40862156
>she would get glomped by a familiar black alicorn
"PIIIIIILLZ!"
>she smiles and hugs her friend

>>40862159
"AHHHHH!!!" She shrieked as she hit the floor.

"Do I umm...Know you?" She asked as she sat under the alicorn unamused,and in a lil pain.

>>40862158
"And yet you say you're good at all magic?"

>>40862154
>>40862158
Heh. If I had a princess like you I'd probably be willing to get back into the servi-
>he gets a bit blind-sided by Blank, he was no stranger to pain but he wasn't prepared for having his very bone and muscle structure ripped up and reformed. It was worse than pain it was....weird. To an orderly man that was more painful o.o

>He grew out into a tall, leanly muscled man. Clothes pulling up and not growing with him, just awardly framing his chest like the top of a cape or a scarf. A body matching his sword. Something that may have been elegant and beutiful in another life, but it's purpose was not to be looked at, it was made to kill, and bore all the marks of it. Burns, gunshots, the gentle and ragged grooves of blades both. He was not as broad as some others, but his stomach was trim and fell to powerful haunches and and firm shoulders, built like a wolf.

>>40862160
"It's me blank you silly filly. We've been through hell undeath more times than celestia has banished somthing for a thousand years!"
>she helps her up

>>40862162
"I'd give you good pay for a returning vet."

>>40862157
Oh. Yes. Well Rokkir would probably know where you came from...if you actually did come from somewhere.
>>40862164
>Avedon didn't miss a beat, tail simply moving forward to anything and keeping an air of composure and dignity
Well I did work as this world, or at least my world's Luna's right hoof...what exactly do you have a need for however? I recall you saying you were having some trouble having to take care of both the day and the night.

>>40862162
"Holy fuck."
>she stands there with a face of shocked approval
"I think I outdid myself.."
>she poofs up some clothes for him

>>40862161
"Guess I cornered myself with that bit huh?"
>she chuckles having just transformed Avedon without a hitch
"I suppose I could be.."

>>40862165
"That's been resolved. Anbd I'm thankful it has too. Buut, I can't think of anything though."

>>40862166
"You sure did."

>>40862166
It took you long enough to do that yes...
>He said smoothing down his new suit of clothing and feeling his fingers, as a soldier immediately checking how his weapons felt in his grip
Good work Blanket.

>>40862163
"Ohh I think I know what's happening now..You were friends with a different me...And by chance its probably the one of me thats in a urn right now in Carrots ship..Yeah she got umm sick and well turned into ashes." She said rubbing her neck.

"I'm the Pill who works for Eden..I don't exactly have a world to call home at the moment."

>>40862151
>Repooost

>>40862165
"Rokkir?" She repeated with a tilt of her head. "And who's that?"

>>40862173
The Shadowrealm.
>She said simply as if that explained it all

>To anyone who wants to RP!

>There was a white haired cat girl who was hanging upside down from the rafters, a sore look on her face it seemed!

>There was Dom Blackjack and Ary at the bar. Doing...nothing! Just staring at eachother deeply....as they watch the cat hang of course.

>>40862170
>she stops for a moment, trying to wrap her mind around what she just said.
(Mother fucking sentimental shit coming up)
>the pill popper shes spent so much time with. Escaping limbo itself. Traversing the rings of hell. Fighting for her. Dieing for her. Laughing singing and drinking with her. Is laying in an urn reduced to mere ash by a sickness she never was even aware of. But here was another pill popper. Was it the same? No. Will it have to do? Maybe. For now only time will tell
>she wipes a small tear from her teal draconic eye
"Well..ill pay respects later, till then I hope we can get to know eachother!"

>>40862168
What do your guards normally do? The only one I can think of is Shining Armor but Im not sure if he works for you directly.

>>40862174
"…Right. Well, when you or whoever else finds the time to speak to him I'd appreciate knowing what he has to say."

>>40862179
"He works for both my sister an I. But usually they escort us to other locations, protect us when threats arise. But there are those who are like the police, and the like. Others have desk jobs. And so on and so forth."

>>40862177
"Yeah well you know my name,and my profession is time patroller for this realm and a few others." She said as she stored her capsules on her belt.

>>40862180
>Both seemd slightly offended
You're speaking to her. We're avatars of Rokkir.
>>40862181
Hm, well I'm not precisely looking for an official job, but I wouldn't mind using what I have learned to help you and ensure you're getting the most from your guard and be on call to assist you with any problems. I would actually quite enjoy serving you in that advisory capacity.

>>40862168
"I suppose I could be the embodiment of magic. Hell I was made in the everfree by necrotic magic. Anything is possible."
>a lightbulb goes off in her head
"Speaking of possible, were it be se if I were to serve under you?"

>>40862169
>she smiles and puffs her chest out proudly, such is the master family way

>>40862182
"If I were to assume that's like a time cop were I to be correct in that assumption?"
>she asks all proper like

>>40862183
"Sounds good. But one rule must be followed. You must look as you are now. My world is one of those pure worlds where we don't allow outsiders from another realm to enter. If you look like that, I can look the other way. I can change you back and forth, and it would be far less painful that it looked like when Blank did it."

>>40862184
"You'd have to be anthro, no if ands or buts. You also wouldn't be Captain either."

>>40862184
....If you puff out like that that bra is REALLY not enough for you to be wearing sweetheart. Maybe you should conjure yourself a sweater :I
>>40862186
>He nodded
I was created to serve none other than you. Once upon a time there is no limit to what demands you could have made of my appearance. I will respect the customs, ways, and appearance of your world and keep the fact that I am from another hidden as well.

>>40862185
"Yeah were something like that." She said stuffing the last few capsules on her belt.

"And you're a princess or deity correct assuming from the wings and horn."

>>40862187
"Hey, at least I'm not asking you to do anything crazy."

>>40862187
>Val sails a paper airplane into Avedons hair, open it :V

>>40862183
"O-oh, I apologize, I wasn't aware. So, um, how does that work? You say she'll know if I came from somewhere and where thay somewhere would be, but assuming she does percieve everything you two percieve then is she simply too busy with some other matter to formulate a response for you to give me on the subject?"

>>40862186
"Transformation is only painful the first time. It's kinda like sex. Only without the 3 minuets of crying and regret after. And that would be fine, I've already given my oath to lay down my life for others and the princesses. Which I've done. Multiple times. It's been a interesting life so far."
>she smiles
"And don't you worry about being anthro, I can do that! I already have armor for it. It's more along the lines of captain armor but I can make a few modifications. I dabble in the forge when I'm not getting dive bombed by paperwork."

>>40862192
"I don't think I want to know the kind of sec you've had. Also, you're going to have to not tell everyone that you're from the everfree or a spawn of necromantic magics. If that happens, my authority won't be able to spare you."

>>40862189
I know! It's almost disappointing.
>He joked a bit
>>40862191
>Umbra is the one who answers
Rokkir is Shadows. Shadows are neutrality. Created where light and dark meet. A shadow is a reflection from an object and all objects are present within the Shadow-Realm, so Rokkir senses all things. But as Neutrality, she does not interfere beyond to preserve balance. There isn't a missing balance here.

>Spirit continues in a slightly warmer tone...slightly.
She's not missing. She was created by a wish. Not taken from another place. She only began to exist a few days ago. Everything she knows is a mirrored memory of your own mind.

>>40862194
"Weeell okay. Then again... Naaah."

>>40862188
"Both wrong actually. Just a normal pony who happens to be alicorn!"
>she smiles warmly, a defining motherly tone in there.

>>40862187
>she looks down
"Oh that.."
>she puts a chest plate for this particular form

>>40862195
You're just scared you lost your imagination~
>>40862196
Good good. There's inspiring your troops, and then there's uh...giving them ideas.

>>40862193
"Spare? Holy crap."
>she snaps her fingers and in a flash shes anthro now, (think cadence from hoofbeat if ya read that stuff) "much better."
>she adjusts her turtle neck and jeans to feel comfortable, her purple hair tied back in a pony tail as her eyes were behind half moon glasses, her wonderful teal draconic eyes, her wings which were as large as her body feed nearly behind her
"Better?"

>>40862196
"Huh most alicorns are of noble blood or excelled at their talent the realm or universe you are from must be different. Intriguing." She said tapping her chin.

"Tell me does Luna and Celestia rule there?"

>>40862197
"Eyes up here dad."
>shes now anthro description here :3
>>40862198

>>40862197
"Oh yeah? Then now you have to go into the barracks in your undies, and introduce yourself, and conduct your first day's exercised like that, and no, I don't care if it's raining."

>>40862198
"Yes, the public won't stop, and the most I'd be able to do is send you home. You know, to your realm of residence."

>>40862194
She tried and failed to obscure the shock at this realization, at the idea that she was a being who was literally poofed into existance as an opposing 'copy' of another being both physically and mentally. Death Korpsmen were clones, yes, but even they were not so utterly alike when it came to the mind...

"…I…I see." She spoke out after successfully comprehended the fact that the entire life that she remembers to have lived up until she awoke beside her counterpart was a complete and utter fabrication. "I'm not sure I'm better off for knowing that, but thank you."

>>40862200

>>40862201
Not to clarify: Can I still wear my hat? Otherwise I'd feel trully nude.
>he said with a bit of a confident and playful smirk
>>40862200
...You're pointing from your stomach to your tits you know :I
>>40862202
>Spirit nodded
We thought you should know. At least you don't have a family missing you...this is yours...

>Umbra and Spirit could both sense her feelings echoing in the Shadow-Realm
...You know Umbra and I are just copies
>>40862203
>>40862201
>Hot

>>40862201
>>40862197
"You just wanna see his ripped body~"
>she jokes around with a giggle

>>40862201
"Well, I think id rather take being torn to peices by that lunar dragon again before getting an angry mob to the anus..ill be careful what I say. I'm a bar tender after all, I need to be careful what I say regardless. Oh speaking of is there a bar in the castle by chance? I kinda want to keep with my routine on working when I have time off. Odd I know, but I go nuts when I don't have somthing to do."
>she takes out a comb an brings her wing around to brush out any dead feathers. Holyi crap her wings are huge

>>40862204
"N-no I'm not!"
>she turns around, blushing some moar

>>40862204
"Hats are optional!"

>>40862205
"Nah. Cause I'll be in my room with a nightkin." She said with a wink.

>>40862208
Psssh, if you're so into the bats why not make me one of those!
>he chuckles
>>40862207
You're so easy to tease...
>Baps her
Relax you're my daughter! im not looking at that!...well only, technically my daughter but I still respect you~

>>40862209
"Because I'd be doing quite a bit of changing on you."

>>40862205
>Missed my post i think?
>>40862199

>>40862209
"And I don't take it for granted."
>she hugs him, only a little shorter than him

>>40862211
I bet Blank could manage with some practice. It's been startling me how quick she picks up new skills. Like a sponge that one.
>>40862214
>Rubs her back and picks her up a bit so she doesn't feel so short

>>40862215
"No, you're fine as you are."

>>40862208
"I have no idea what a nightkin is!"
>she said with a smile

>>40862199
"Neither. Both of them went to fuck on an island and left a new government in charge."
>she said being blatantly honest

>>40862217
"Thestral? Bat Pone?"

>>40862216
Why thank you. I'll expect your uh...lifestyle choices. Certainly would have made my tour of duty more intriguing. Though I'm curious, less about what actually happens and more your society. Is such a thing normal there? What are the ponies like?
>>40862217
It's a threstal, a bat-pony.

>>40862204
"…I see. So if you two were able to learn to live with it then that means I should be able to as well, is that where that line of reassurance is coming from?"

Her voice was not sarcastic in nature, simply thinking aloud in a sense as she regarded the two foxgirls in front of her.

>>40862217
"They were incest...I'm starting to think i misjudged your realm and or universe. Sounds more perverse then anything now and backwards just from that statement alone." She said face hoofing.

>>40862215
"I do learn quickly~"
>she smiles and nuzzles his cheek

>>40862219
"Everyone is very friendly, except for some who in the higher tax bracket. But as a whole, everyone is pretty nice."

>>40862220
>Spirit answers
Listen, I was literally taken over and made to be a copy of Rokkir, for her to live through. I'm my own person now. You might be a copy of Emiline, but your memories aren't false. All those thigns did happen, just to him not to you, but you are him so it was to you.
>>40862223
There has never been a place or time where the top of society have not been the most insufferable...no offense.
>>40862222
Really what have you learned from me?~

>>40862221
"you have no idea. Not to mention theres war high destruction level weapons ahoof. I'm a bar tender and the caption of the slowly degenerating royal guard. At least in my world."

>>40862218
"You have a private bat pony guard in your room luna~? Naughty princess you~"
>she elbows her in a joking way

>>40862224
"None taken. But yes, there have been times where I just want to spear them, but don't because, that's not me."

>>40862225
"Yeah? It's common knowledge around the palace. You'd have found out sooner or later anyways."

>>40862225
"Sounds like the slums of the slums in the thirteenth realm..But thats impossible the thirteenth realm has been sealed off for awhile now. Due to even its gods abandoning it."

>>40862224
"That duty honour and owning a farm get you places, and protecting the ones you love the most comes first."
>she smiles that proud master smile

>>40862227
I know I know, you're much more civilized...you'd cleave them with an axe~

>>40862232
"Too barbaric. I'd go with a claymore."

>>40862231
Good enough lessons and not useless ones...but never forget at the end of the day, right and wrong,, love or hate, duty and honor...it is strength that matters. Whoever has the power to enforce their will, to enforce their vision, is the one who decides what lessons matter.
>>40862233
Claymore? A fine enough choice but personally I'm a fan of the bastard-sword.

>>40862230
"Yeeesh..not a tourist hotspot I take it?"
>she sits at the counter

>>40862227
"Anyway, should I start changing my armor up? Or is there a set prepped? I'm a double D bust by the way if that makes any difference on the armor. Steel chafes like a bitch."

>>40862234
"I use em like they're a broadsword, gotten a little sluggish, but I'm still pretty good with it."

>>40862235
"Its a realm of nothing but war and conquest."

>>40862235
"I'm well aware of what armor does when it doesn't fit. I'll have a set crafted for you, you'll be wearing golden armor as the other is reserved for bat ponies. But I'll give you the option to work days with my sister, or nights with me. And yes. I'll get some armor made for you. If you have measurements, it will be easier."

>>40862234
>>40862233
"Where as I would just take out my tomahawk and start hacking away at their spinal cord till somthing gave way so that all will know not to fuck around. I'm basic like that. I'm all about making examples of stupid mother fuckers."
>she smiles innocently. Such a daddies girl

>>40862239
"No doing that though to.. Well anyone."

>Flops

>>40862236
Well perhaps there is something I can consult you on, I would spar with the other Luna I knew, I would be happy to do the same with you.
>>40862239
>>40862240
...I once had a man hung up by his own skin off a tower. A traitor who cost sold out the defenders of a village. I cut his skin to slits in certain places so it hung a but, nailed him up, and let him hang there a few days as the birds and insects worked at him until the skin eventually broke and sent him falling to his death...

>>40862242
"Makes me think of a thousand years ago... Anyways! Yes, I wouldn't mind sparring."

>>40862224
"…I guess that's true, yes." She said after a moment's pause, smiling ever so slightly despite herself. "Thank you again, I appreciate all this."

>>40862240
"Aww that's no fun.. Ah well, I have plenty of other ways. Knives, swords, claymore, a plethora of spells..I had too much spare time on my hooves.."

>>40862238
>she nods
"Ill see when I can get those measurements in. Is there a certain style to it? My world has armor similar to the human..I think it's called roman? And their "knights" armor, a combo of the two, y'know, short cape, heavy plates. But also centurion looking."

>>40862243
I was trained by a Nightmare Moon worshiping cult. I'm proud in a certain way of how close we were to it...and I look forward to it.
>he said with a smile
>>40862244
>Spirit reached over and idly pet her hair
Your welcome.

>>40862245
"It's just heavy armor. enchanted to be lighter than it looks, and crafted in a way to offer maximum protection while also giving the most mobility possible."

>>40862246
"You're not one of those zealots who is expecting eternal night, right?"

>>40862242
"That sounds so..so..beautiful.."
>she wipes a pretend tear from her eye

>>40862237
"Remind me never to go there.."
>she spins on the stool. Right round. Baby right round.
>like a record player.
"So what about you?"

>>40862241
*grab*
>mine

>>40862247
"Sounds good!"
>she coughs a bit
"Any chance I could get a tiny modification?"
>she said in a hushed tone

>>40862247
I was. That changed to simply being quite devout in my loyalty and commitment to Luna and through her, well you, Equestria. The rest of the Night-Watch are dead. There was aschism between those who would choose to follow the new princess Luna, and those who wished to attempt to corrupt her back to Nightmare Moon.
>>40862248
I'll go into detail sometime for you~!

>>40862249
She leaned in as her tone quieted down quite a bit.
"Yeah?"

>>40862250
"Well as long as you're not on about eternal night. I'm good." Most didn't even know what the original debate between this Luna and her sister was even about.

>>40862248
"I come from realm four,and univer 275 of that realm. My world was destroyed by a teleportation experiment,and well Eden decided to thankfully recruit slash save me then."

>>40862252
>The cult hadn't even taken the time to tell them there had BEEN a Princess Luna and not just always a Nightmare Moon. That backfired really badly on them...
No I quite enjoy bikinis and the beach-season too much for that these days.

>>40862251
"Well.."
>she whispers it into her ear like a first grader telling a secret

>>40862254
"Hey! I enjoy those too!"

>>40862255
"Okay. The it will be made, and I will do my best to make sure it looks like there was no modifications done."

>>40862256
Could spar on the beach. Sand builds endurance and gives a good excuse to do that!

>>40862257
"I got plenty of endurance and stamina. I regularly work out."

>>40862246
She chuckled a little at the treatment, allowing Spirit to pet her hair. Emiline, meanwhile, had remained silent this entire affair, but a smile of his own creeped on his face with his counterpart successfully recovering from a realization that was far more a horror for her than it had been a surprise to him.

>…Seeing how it's almost 11PM on a school night I should really be getting to sleep. Goodnight Ave, this was certainly fun.

>>40862256
"Thanks for understanding Luna."
>she smiles brightly, somthing about her smile that makes it so contagious

>>40862250
"We ought to go into a battle together, with copious amounts of bloodlust and just go to town with it~"

>>40862253
"Lots of fuck uppery going on in the other worlds isn't there?"
>she munches on a hazel nut donit

>>40862258
Tiny chance we might kick up buried treasure and go on an awesome pirate-quest then. Who cares, an excuse to go is an excuse to go if you want.
>>40862259
>Night :3
>>40862260
Depends against what Blank.

>>40862260
"Hey, I may be old fashioned. But I know not to judge, and I am not going to judge you on what you just told me. You've been a good friend so far, and what you just told me. Isn't gonna change that."

>>40862261
"I don't think we will. But there's a chance."

>>40862260
"Not all the time...Just sometimes."

>>40862261
"Scrub bandits or large demons, depends on what I'm in the mood and or run across while feeling pissy I guess."
>she shrugs

>>40862262
>she smiles and hugs her, she was around 5' 9-10" tall so probably shorter than Luna, but her wings just make her look bigger
"Thanks Luna, that means so much to me."

>>40862264
Considering Luna was six foot two, Blank was shorter than her.
"You're welcome."

>>40862263
"So what kinds of things do you like to do pillsy?"
>she uses her friendly friend names :3

>>40862262
>>40862265
>>40862264
>Avedon picks her up again so she and Luna can have a proper hug
I got arrested for piracy once despite never having done it.

>>40862267
"I'm sure it's not the worst thing that's happened to you."

>>40862265
>blanks face would be just above her bust then, lucky for Luna no boob face rape!
"Holy crap you're tall right up close"

"So am I to be a regular guard or escort guard because I know you guys so well already?"

>>40862266
"Ugh I like eating,and training,and inventing." She said as she pondered her hobbies.

>>40862267
"Huey! Why did you do that?"
>she looks purturbed by her seperation from the hug

>>40862269
"Depends on what you feel like doing."

>>40862268
No actually I picked up a tiny parrot-costume for my filly Nightfall on the way back home. Was quite worth it if you ask me...I...I uh have a small problem with...dressing things up in outfits.
>>40862272
You were hugging into her boobs nearly!

>>40862274
"Dressing things in outfits?"

>>40862273
"Well danger is where i thrive."
>she puts her fist to get heart and stands straight, obviously very practiced because of keeping the cadets in line like the little shits they are
"Luna. Princess of the moon and starts, of twilight and the dream scape, of shadows and darkness, I pledge to protect you, your castle, and loved ones from any and all threats."

>>40862270
"Hey! That's not too different from my popper, only she liked to try some zany thing from time to time."

>>40862275
Yes! Like dressing them up like fire-fights, or little commissar uniforms, or parrot costumes...I did not figure it out until I had a daughter :I

>>40862274
"So? I can't fly and hug, it feels too weird.."
>she pouts

>>40862276
"Oh okay. Then you gotta prove yourself to Shining Armor to be promoted from the normal guard."

>>40862277
Oh. Well... Don't dress up the Guards then." She teased a little.

>>40862276
>>40862276
"Well I do raise my teenage daughter,but she's been on so many missions lately."

>>40862279
...I make no promises except that they would be exceptionally cute.
>he said teasing back
>>40862278
...You are weird. It's how you should feel o.o

>>40862279
"Point me to the guard captain ,sister, I'm ready to rock some socks."
>she said with pride

>>40862280
"Now that's different! I don't think pills had a daughter.."

>>40862281
"Okay, fair enough."

>>40862282
"Wait till you get your armor, and I add your record to our files."

>>40862282
"Shes a sixteen year old bat pony who takes after her mother only she excels at using magic as destructive ki attacks."

>>40862283
So where did the policy of keeping creatures from other worlds and realities out originate from?

>>40862281
"I am not weird, besides I know you would like seeing that anyway. You Pervy man you~"
>she jokes

>>40862286
...I like seeing you flying? o.o
Why?

>>40862285
"A long time ago when we've seen first hand the devastation others from other worlds can cause. And Billyfish didn't help with her retcon thing or whatever it was, damaging a lot of our towns."

>>40862288
Wait she took that over to your planet. Was anyone seriously hurt?

>>40862287
"That's not what I meant but alright."
>she chuckles and pokes his nose

>>40862283
"Oh! I almost forgot to ask, there's a bar at the castle right? I'd like to work as we behind the counter, just as a side thing, I can't stand to sit on my flanks for long periods of time. Plus it's calming."

>>40862289
"A lot were injured. My sister and I had to send out letters everywhere saying all medical expenses are to be waived, and everyone who was injured will receive medical attention."

>>40862290
"No, there isn't a bar in the palace, if you're on duty, you won't be behind a bar serving drinks. I can promise you that."

>>40862290
...no what did you mean then?

...and sit your flanks on my lap then :P
>>40862291
Good, at least no one was killed...

>>40862292
"Believe me. I was glad to hear that."

>>40862291
"Darn, I can mix a mean drink.."
>she sighs
"Ah well. Cest la vis. Anyway let me run into the washroom and get my measurements!"
>she adjusts her glasses and runs in with a measuring tape and a pad of paper, not even two miners later she comes back with her every measurement from height to pinky finger width

>>40862292
"Um..alright."
>she does indeed sitcom his lap, having to adjust her wings

>>40862296
"Alright. I'll get these on to the blacksmith, and he'll get it made for you. Don't worry though, he can be trusted with your little secret."

>>40862284
"A ki attack? What is that exactly? Some kinda magic?"
>she asked inquisitively

>>40862297
"Thanks Luna, you're a true friend, if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask, anything at all you just let me know."

>>40862298
"I know. I can always ask if I need a favor."

>>40862298
"Something like that yes." She said as she got herself some tea.

>Sorry for delay, had to run an alert, got a cool katana stance!

>>40862300
>>40862296
>>40862293
I know I don't know you quite as well as Blank but I can't imagine you're terribly different from the other Luna's I've known, at least not in the quality and character of your heart. I'd always be happy to help too.

A white pony with a brown mane and blue eyes enters the bar. she is wearing a green hoodie, with holes made specially for her wings and her hair is in a ponytail

>>40862302
"From what I've heard, the other Luna was a bitch, and that does not sound like me at all."

>>40862304
I've known several! Some of them have been, others havent!

>>40862305
"Well I've only heard of the one Blank's told me about."

>>40862303
....Is that a creeper hoodie?

>Asked this large brown pony from behind the bar counter

>>40862306
The one here around this bar for example was brainwashed by a Kelpie or something and now some zombie russian practically rules the city.

>>40862308
The mare stares for a second.
I am no creeper sir. What would give you that idea?

>>40862309
"That sounds bad."

>>40862310
...No no not you. I mean the hoodie...kinda looks like that...erm...nevermind. nerdy things.

>>40862312
My hoodie is a creeper? But that is illogical, my hoodie cant express emotions. How is being a creeper nerdy?

>>40862311
Lets hope your story ends happier than most Lunas shall we?

So I also hear your sister has a new prince in her life~

>>40862313
Yeah, but it kinda looks like it has the face of a creeper from that game mine craft

>>40862314
"Yeah, about time too. She's been driving me nuts."

>>40862315
I have no idea what in Celestia's name you are talking about sir.

>>40862317
...I should stop talking. I'm Dom.

>>40862316
What do you think of him?

>>40862319
"He's just a male Teton. So.. Same thing I think of Teton really."

>>40862318
Nice to meet you Dom. My name is Marionette Strings, but you can just call me Onette.

>>40862321
Onette? Alright. Not a bad name. Kinda cute

>>40862320
Well what I think of her is shes far too esoteric purely for the sake of being esoteric, and really rather arrogant...yet I like speaking to her regardless for some reason. Something along those lines?

>>40862322
Onette blushes, her white cheeks becoming bright red.
You think so? Thank you.

>>40862326
"She's alright."

>>40862328
Are you looking for some timelord of your own?

>>40862329
She burst out into an uncontrollable laughter., settling down after five minutes.
"Where on Equestria did you get that ridiculous idea?"

>>40862330
Probably from being partially insane from the people I find myself around by now I'm sure.

>>40862331
"No, I have a guard I see in the mornings, and he's good enough for me. I don't need someone who's gonna be around for hundreds of years like my sister does. I'm content with whoever makes me smile."

>>40862332
EVERY morning?~

And that sounds good enough for me. I have my Spirit now. Finally found my goddess and in her my love as well~

>>40862333
"Yep. Most of the time, we just cuddle, or watch some movies."

>>40862327
Mhmm...so what brings ya here Onette?

>>40862334
Sooounds more like a boyfriend or at least a good friend. Eh I guess theres no real poitn trying to figure out what to call it. Me and Spirit never do. She just goes and does her own thing...or people as she wishes too.

>>40862335
Honestly, I am looking for a job. I just recently moved from Maretopia.

>>40862339
Ohhhh, right. What are your skills if I cna ask? Might know a place or two.

>>40862337
"He's free to pursue a relationship with anyone else as he pleases. It's not gonna break my heart or anything."

>>40862341
Well, my main skill is puppeteering, but i dabble in making drinks.

>>40862342
I imagine. So how are you tonight Luna? Ever taken the time to admire the night sky on this world and wonder if you can best this Luna?

>>40862343
Puppeteering?

>He asked with a tilt of the head

>>40862346
Yeah, i brought one of my puppets with me... would you like to see?

>>40862345
"I try to outdo myself every night, but I do get lazy sometimes, tonight was one of them, which is why it's cloudy."

>>40862347
Why I'd love too!

>>40862348
Lazyness is a luxury I never get to enjoy anymore!...or ever except the time I died.

>>40862350
"So you're a zombie too?"

>>40862351
Nnnooo thankfully. Heart-beat, air in my lungs, only mild craving for brains.

>>40862349
She pulls out a little wooden doll pony with some strings attached to a funny looking piece of wood. she then flies up into the air with the wood in her mouth and makes the puppet dance.

>>40862352
"Okay, that's good."

>>40862353
>Dom gave a small chuckle as he watches the puppet dance

Hey that's not bad.

>>40862356
Suddenly the puppet stands up on its hind hooves and begins to break dance. Really well.

>>40862355
Oh why is that? Death-Knights are pretty cool.

>>40862358
"Not a fan of zombies."

>>40862357
...

....I didn't see that coming.

>>40862359
Oh any reason why? Whats your favourite dead thing then?

>>40862360
After she is done, she tucks the puppet away, and takes a little bow.
Thank you, thank you. I accept tips.

And for various reasons, this thing is currently in the bar.

>>40862362
"I don't like dead things."

>>40862365

>>40862365
>DAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>40862366
My fillys looking into necromancy. Plus I've always liked the feel of that magic.
>>40862365
>Avedon scritches it and sets it on Luna

>>40862363
>>40862365
>Hey

>>40862364
.....

>Dom snickers, giving her a 5

There ya go.Sure that'll be a hit at like, a cranival

>There is a blind girl currently in the bar, sitting in a wheelchair and quietly sipping some tea.

>>40862371
>Huello

>>40862367
>Good for you!

>>40862368
>Heya'

>>40862366
>>40862369
"...I'm not a dead thing. Do you like me?" asks the little fluffy purple-grey thing, that looks like a small bipedal cat.

>>40862371
>Heya'

>>40862372
And then you had an Espurr on your lap.

"...Pet meeeeeee."

>>40862375
"O-oh? Um... Who is this?"
>Tanaka quietly pets the Espurr nonetheless.

>>40862376
"...Just Amanda." she says, purring gently as she nuzzles into your hand.

>>40862372
>MIDDY

>>40862377
"Oh... Hello Amanda..."
>Tanaka continues to pet her, sighing softly.

>>40862378
>Pan!

>>40862375
>I thought it's official Ammie toy.

>>40862371
Could I work here? Like... as a bar keep? At least till I get enough to get me off of my hoofs?

>>40862374
>>40862375
>how are you?

>>40862375
I like it. It's a cool thing. Classy. Bossin as fuck.

>>40862379
>ju havent been on steam lately

>>40862379
"Sooooo... Whats up?"

>>40862380
>Not very lore friendly then.

>>40862382
>Gewd, you?

>RP?

>>40862383
"...I'm not an it." she says with a pout.

>>40862385
I know but you're cute when you frown.

>>40862387
"..."

She frowns harder. :c

>>40862384
>Been buuuuusy.

>>40862385
"Oh... Nothing... Absolutely nothing..."
>Amanda might notice that Tanaka isn't looking at her, and her eyes are infact looking off into the distance idly

>>40862389
Or maybe Amanda wouldn't because omfg scratchies~

>>40862382
>As usual.

>>40862385
>Ammielore?

>>40862388
You;re going to break your face! D:

>>40862390
"How are you, Amanda?"

>>40862389
>i miss our rps o3o

>>40862381
...Well uh....I cna higher you part time? Mean...I don't really own it but hey, 4 years of working here? I get a right.

>>40862385
>Uh...yeah...I'm....good....

>Who?

>>40862394
:3

>>40862391
>Ammielore is serious shit dude.

>>40862392
"Nnnnnot possible."

>>40862395
>Someone and Mandy?

>>40862393
"Tired. You?"

>>40862395
Of course, and if you guys like me you can always upgrade me to full time later. Thank you so much. I will work my absolute hardest!

>>40862397
o:
>More serious than Last Airbender shipping?

>>40862396
>can we rp sometime this week? o3o

>>40862397
"I... I've been better..."

>>40862397
>Dom grabs her and licks her face

>>40862399
Uh....wait. i should like. Ask you more stuff shouldn't I? Like age and stuff..

>>40862401
>Shure~

>>40862400
>Very much so.

>>40862402
"Oh...? Something happen?"

>>40862403
"Bwah!!"

Your tongue is now covered in fur.

...And you can taste marshmallow, for some reason.

"Why would you do that...?"

>>40862397
>Leans in and pokes her face here and there on pressure points...her face is now stuck being pouty for a few minutes o.o

>>40862405
"I... I'm blind..."

>>40862405
>Shieet, Spahns, you gotta write it down.
>Title it Codex Huggabos.

>Huggaboss.


>Huggab0ss.

>>40862403
Oh, right. I am twenty-one, but my birthday is in two weeks. If you are wondering if I am strait, the answer is... I honestly don't know.

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>>40862406
"...This really hurts y'know."

>>40862407
"...Neat. Does this mean you're gonna' have super hearing or something?"

>>40862410
Aw shush, i can do this now...
>Rubs her face, slowly relaxing it until it went to smiley

>>40862410
"... No... It isn't a joke... I don't want to be treated as a joke because i'm blind now..."

>>40862409
....Well I was gonna ask you to mix a drink for me. But Uh...If I hear any of my wife's friends wanting to hook anyone up with someone, I'll let ya know?